The only thing better than insecure jake episodes are the hybrid ones where jake transforms mid-episode between his normal and tryhard states. Some fucking jekyll and hyde shit right there.
I was just about to comment this. This could be my favourite episode, i love when their characters switch suddenly. I remember the first one i saw like that blew my mind cause i really wasnt expecting it haha. Steve
SexabIe he texted her for her email. Most people communicate by text these days. Instead of giving Amir her number, which he had, he gave him her email
1:37 Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. Exodus 20:7 Either make the tree good, and his fruit good; or else make the tree corrupt, and his fruit corrupt: for the tree is known by his fruit. O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh. A good man out of the good treasure of the heart bringeth forth good things: and an evil man out of the evil treasure bringeth forth evil things. But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned. Matthew 12:33-37 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 1 John 1:9 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost. Acts 2:38 This is what it means to be born of water and of the spirit: Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. John 3:5 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment: Hebrews 9:27 For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad. 2 Corinthians 5:10 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Romans 3:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. Romans 6:23 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Romans 5:8 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. Romans 10:9-10 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. Romans 10:13 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. John 3:16-21
+Aidan Pryde Man, I've been binge watching these videos instead of writing my paper, I've seen this video probably 100 times and I laugh my ass off every time. "Fuck of doood. That's that FUCK OFF email"
I just realised- Leron had Amanda Bynes' niece's cell phone which probably had her phone number but instead of taking the phone number from the cell, he texted her from it, asked for her email address and returned the phone.
Everytime I get a little sympathetic for Jake and his torture from Amir, he does something like this and remind me why they are perfect for each other lol. I wish Netflix or somethin offered to make a J&A show like the office but centered on those two.
Holy FUCK. After wait... 6 or more years, I JUST got the All That joke at 1:42 ... Y'all have always been my favorite writers but god damn... 'twas a dream!
Why in god's name did this never get posted on CH (at least their UA-cam)? It really feels like some of the best ones never made it on for some reason such as Darren and Ride Home (I think it's called? Jake and Amir are riding in the backseat of Jake's uncle's car reminiscing on their Thanksgiving).
Matched with a Jasmine on Tinder, just pulled the “I have Alladened you from Jafar”, and received an instant unmatch lmao.
You're what we call an "app killer"
Dude get yourself a tinder coach
You’re a hero for giving it a shot
Try my old line. "Sit on my face, and I'll eat myself to your heart"
“Why didn’t you tell me you had an in with BINES!! HAHAAAaaa. SHES ALL THAT!” Shit gets me every time
The only thing better than insecure jake episodes are the hybrid ones where jake transforms mid-episode between his normal and tryhard states. Some fucking jekyll and hyde shit right there.
*Jakell
Like the Bitcoin episode!
I was just about to comment this. This could be my favourite episode, i love when their characters switch suddenly. I remember the first one i saw like that blew my mind cause i really wasnt expecting it haha. Steve
what other episodes do this?
The Bitcoin episode
I love how the moment Jake puts the hat on, he becomes a totally different person.
Sam S He actually becomes his true, insecure self.
bronco24 I know. It's just such a sudden transition of personality that I can't help but double over with laughter.
+Sam S or his true self!!
it's gold lol
+therealitybeforeyou Fedodo Baggins
6 years on and "Aladdined you from Jafar" is still the most clever combination of words ever uttered.
LMFAO fr
“Someone as beautiful and strong as Jamie lee Curtis” he sounds like he’s about to cry
i love that leron had bynes phone number... and texted her for her email
Not a lot of people seem to get the brilliance of this.
SexabIe he texted her for her email. Most people communicate by text these days. Instead of giving Amir her number, which he had, he gave him her email
And that jake could read the email address off the card, but he had to be holding it to write her an email
@@BloodBathFenix just because we're not taking notes of everything that happens in the ep in the comments doesn't mean this went over peoples heads
"I'm nude! You've nuded me!" Amir looks so serious 😂😂😂
Lol
Whats funny is amir has been naked in the office multiple times without caring.
Froggie McLillypad I guess he’s surprised someone else did it to him
1:37 Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. Exodus 20:7
Either make the tree good, and his fruit good; or else make the tree corrupt, and his fruit corrupt: for the tree is known by his fruit.
O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
A good man out of the good treasure of the heart bringeth forth good things: and an evil man out of the evil treasure bringeth forth evil things.
But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.
Matthew 12:33-37
If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 1 John 1:9
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost. Acts 2:38
This is what it means to be born of water and of the spirit:
Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. John 3:5
And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment: Hebrews 9:27
For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done in his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad. 2 Corinthians 5:10
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Romans 3:23
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. Romans 6:23
But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
Romans 5:8
That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. Romans 10:9-10
For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. Romans 10:13
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.
But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. John 3:16-21
“…do you think Jamie Lee Curtis gets paid to do the Activia commercials or does she just love Yogourt?”
Good point. Like, does she get paid in yogurt or money?
Activia paid her like a billion dollars
She just loves yoghurt, the proof is in the smile.
Because last time I checked smiles mean happy
@@joshpratt8678 a billion???
I never get over the sincerity in Jake's voice and eyes when he talks about Jamie Lee Curtis XD
This might be Jake's best performance ever.
I've admired this video from afar.
Scratch that comment:
I've Aladdined this video from Jafar.
A relatively unknown video, but with one of the best j&a lines in it!
Is that good to write?
Nikolaus Cox Commenters love Disney. That Disney shit. Stop second guessing. REALLY stop second guessing me.
All is BARE in SHOVE and FLOOR.
-I have admired you from a far-
I have Aladdin’d you from jafar
I would love to take you out to a meal of sushi. My treat if you would treat meat to a seat on your face!
Love.... Jake.
@@hittingyouoverthehead NO
@@acetrainerj3277 Yes! Fuck off dude! That's the fuck off email.
@@hittingyouoverthehead stop second...REALLY stop second guessing me...
Holy shit. Eight years of watching Jake and Amir and somehow this is the first time I’ve seen this episode
same!
Certain ones slip through the cracks if the view count isn't high.
Same
@@MyopicFox The algorithm knows what is best for us. That or this video is playing hard to wet
It wasn't on the CollegeHumor channel for some reason. Cool that Jake and Amir still got to bring it over to their channel!
“Treat meat to a seat on your face”… Jake wants to sit on Amanda’s face??
You heard the man.
one of the most quotable episodes of all time
Amir loses it when he says “My wedding is gonna look like the fucking Oscars”
wow, i think this is my favourite episode for the sole reason that Jake plays Straight Man Jake and Insecure Jake in the same damn episode! amazing!!
I f#@king die when Jake, on a dime, does his jekyll and hyde transformation on 1:35. Every freakin time
one of the greatest of all time. When Jake puts on the hat lol
sheesh dude. she’s all that!
Jake is such a diva roach
The "All's BARE in SHOVE and floor," line is the best goddamn joke that Jake has in the entire series!
Jake didn't even pay the Jake's Doggin Me fee
This is one of my favorite i can't even begin to understand why is not in the official channel
I've got some good news for you bud
I think it was because they were car sick
im so content that that that that murph didnt show up with his boiling hot spum for once and didnt ruin everythong
The note he smells at 1:32 was written by his cousin Leron.
It took me years to realiaze "All's bare and shove and floor" = All's fair in love and war
Somehow the joke that keeps getting me is Jake defining pantsing someone, then shoving them onto the ground as "passive-aggressive"
More like pantsive aggressive i guess
This is one of my favourite episodes.
+Aidan Pryde Man, I've been binge watching these videos instead of writing my paper, I've seen this video probably 100 times and I laugh my ass off every time. "Fuck of doood. That's that FUCK OFF email"
Justin Why didn't you tell me you had an in with Bynes
This an Jakes hat are probably my favourite, "dora the explora im rockin that fedora".
Classless I know this is random but I love the Mister Peanut Butter prof pic. Bojack Horseman is such an underrated series.
aidan false: thats EVERY EPISODE
"I'm nude! You've nuded me!" is, without a doubt, the funniest line that I have ever seen in a J&A video
Mike Hawk legit dude that shit makes me crack up
Mike Hawk "You are a chicken. You are a chicken, Parm. You are a goddamn chicken Parmesan!" is the funniest line in my opinion 😂
Shayan Bhattacharya hahaha not a bad one
I mean it's good but it's no "I have Aladdined you from Jafar"
"It's my way or the balcon-ay!"
"Dear Ms. Bines" "NICE!" Amir sounds so impressed.
What's Gucci with her?
+Tí mó tàihòu shū. Gucci*
The UA-cam holy grail, a jake and amir I haven't seen.
I miss that feeling 😅
I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS ONE!! TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY *WIFE*
holy shit, I just found this video and thought I hadn’t seen it yet and came to comment…I am the weakest link, goodnight
“Fahkoff” iconic
I LOVE the "mailer daemon"/"Matt Damon" joke!
One of the cleverest jokes in the series I think!
Definitely not one of the most clever. Simpleton
your simple@@Gravitics
@@BenjaminGoose simply the best
fat-free@@Gravitics
I just realised- Leron had Amanda Bynes' niece's cell phone which probably had her phone number but instead of taking the phone number from the cell, he texted her from it, asked for her email address and returned the phone.
Haha, pretty cool detail dude...
The five year gap on this comment and the followup incredible
I’ve been watching this show for years and get there are still episodes I haven’t seen till now
"All's bare in shove and floor" I JUST got that lmao
"The Brothers Ryan." Classic.
"she's all that" XD
Jake going from confident to choking back tears in a split second is so good. Fuck off dude, that's that fuck off emotional roller coaster
the way he says "what's gucci with her?" sounds exactly like headgum Marty.
One of the brothers Ryan 😂😂
How did I just see this?
it's fantastic
I know right
I have watched these episodes thousands of times, and I have somehow never seen this one. Thank you random upload channel
I gave Amanda away at the wedding... I was the Ryan that gave her away.
Ryan Ferrier Congratulations
@@2BlickRick when the jake and amir reference is sus!
this is my favorite J&A ever , how come this video is not on their channel?
It is now, WTF?
@@Enzombie what made you think about this 4 years later
@@user-oh5gz4ue6r I saw a movie on tv and Amanda Bynes was in it
@@Enzombie the internet is amazing
Everytime I get a little sympathetic for Jake and his torture from Amir, he does something like this and remind me why they are perfect for each other lol. I wish Netflix or somethin offered to make a J&A show like the office but centered on those two.
The ol’ switcheroo... halfway through a sketch!!?? Outrageous!!
You knew this was going to take a turn to Insecure Jake the second he said 'someone as beautiful and strong as Jamie Lee Curtis'
this is one of my favorites for sure.
I’ve probably watched this at least 25 times
40 by now
The various levels of genius in this single episode are magnificent.
I died when Jake puts on the fedora hahaha
That transformation was on point
Such an underrated episode
"You've nuded me!"
😂 I've never seen Amir so offended
Oh hey! It's the game boy!
The Brothers Ryan
All's BARE... in SHOVE... and FLOOR!
2:51 is my favorite Jake delivery
This is a top 10 episode
"I'm nude, you've nuded me" is the best line in the show.
Jake's impression of Amir is very strong
Like 200% Amir
I love that Leron could have just written down Amanda's phone number, but instead used it to blackmail her into giving him her email address.
I've been watching this for years and never noticed that
All’s *bare,* in *shove,* and *floor*
When Jake said his wedding is gonna look like the Oscars, I imagined him slapping Amir.
Jakes beat at the beginning sounded just like the beginning of cable car, over my head
Jake's laugh is just.... wow
I just found out what mailer daemon actually meant and it makes me love this video even more 😂
Why have i never seen this episode?? when did this come out?
I think they took it down, that is probably why you never saw it.
Periph1989 a lot of episodes get taken down on collegehumor (for basically no reason) or never make it to youtube
djkerr what episodes?... i want to watch all the ones i've missed.
Periph1989 idk exactly when but it was after they moved to LA so pretty recent
Collegehumor never posted it on UA-cam but they did on there website.
i have aladind u from jafar,.... not sure how u guys come up with this stuff brilliant
That All That reference is on point!
I love how when Jake asks Amir to stop second guessing him it sounds like he’s about to cry
Marty is really good in this one
“What’s Gucci with her” looks and sounds so much like a line from Mr. Gingivitis
"all's bare in shove and floor"
I have no words
"Im nude youve nuded me" what is this show😂😂😂😂
Always an episode you haven't rewatched yet
Watching jake flip to fedora jake is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
All's bare in shove and floor is one of those lines that sneaks by you until you hear it for the 6th time in 8 years
That sniff at 2:17 is hilarious
Holy FUCK. After wait...
6 or more years, I JUST got the All That joke at 1:42 ... Y'all have always been my favorite writers but god damn... 'twas a dream!
Jake straight up turned into Amir is this episode lol, funny stuff right here.
Jake was angry so quick 😆
“Meg Ryan? What’s gucci with her?” 💀
I Finnally found a episode i never saw
its a PARTNERSHIP...not a DICTATORSHIP
does matt damon ever have a coy prince roach trying to marry his a list celeb wife?
Apparently he does!
ya goddam right blumenfeld!
When jake goes hahahaaaaa 😂
I was not prepared to laugh so hard at 0:56
1:01 lol
All's BARE in SHOVE and FLOOR!
This is the most Jake has ever looked like Marty
If Marty’s parents weren’t so notoriously divorced he might someday have been this ace.
Matt Damon though, did they forget about this coy move when they began talking about him so favourably on the podcast? Haha
Just when you think you've seen them all
Why in god's name did this never get posted on CH (at least their UA-cam)? It really feels like some of the best ones never made it on for some reason such as Darren and Ride Home (I think it's called? Jake and Amir are riding in the backseat of Jake's uncle's car reminiscing on their Thanksgiving).
* whispers * it’s for you I swear to God
This video could have ended at 1:42, right after that terrible laugh.
Jousty Birdington how did i never notice it lol
That's what I thought and am confused it didn't lmao I am new to their videos though