Fasting Contest (with Ben Schwartz)
Вставка
- Опубліковано 13 сер 2013
- In their fourth contest video Amir and Ben show why fasting makes them furious.
See more www.collegehumor.com
LIKE us on: / collegehumor
FOLLOW us on: / collegehumor
FOLLOW us on: / www - Комедії
This is one of those sketches that you have to go back and rewatch after knowing he was bread the whole time. The hints are subtle, but they're there.
Yeah like how he is wearing glasses
@@WilliamHasMeltedclassic bread move
Dueling a ham sandwich
I love the fact that Ben Schwartz’s character is so insane he makes AMIR the straight man.
And it's not forced at all.
I get it now. Amir would totally lose to a ham sandwich.
+DaaaahWhoosh he was bread the whole time
+DaaaahWhoosh Wait, but dos it have mayo?
Yes
Anti-Semite!
How big is the ham sandwich
God I miss these DVD jokes.
Remember it's going to come back in 4 years, in 4 months, and for 4 minutes.
Whoa, wasn't expecting to see you here.
@@simonzimmerman166 I come from the future
Sure, sure you do
Simon Zimmerman hello
Ben is to Amir what Amir is to Jake.
+Sam Lewis This is outside the J&A Universe.
+Sam Lewis
Sam is to Amir what Amir is to Jake
+kuudez Truth
+kuudez Nailed It.
+Sam Lewis Nah they're pretty equal
Ben Schwartz 2013: Fasting Contest
Ben Schwartz 2020: Sonic the Hedgehog
Coincidence? I think NOT
Gotta go fast!
HE WAS BREAD THE WHOLE TIIIIMMEEE!!!!!!
I’m not sure but is he someone from the new duck tales
656 still watch theses videos! the real ones
Whats the connection
' You found out he was bread the whole time' OMG THATS GOLD
(The sixth sense one)
Blue Bowties oh my God they fucking told us....
I thought I caught them making a mistake when I realized hours 1-3 and 6 were of them in one spot arguing about the ham sandwich fight but then realized it's much funnier to think they left and did other things and then returned to the designated ham sandwich brick wall debate area
what are you
This is game theory level detective work.
Wow, I think I just found the biggest asshole on the internet. Quite an accomplishment!
@@bilbojenkins9105 And you're an ass.
Same same
I quote, “I can’t have a god damn raisin!” and, “He was bread the whole time,” to myself regularly.
Glad to know I'm not alone in this
love how he throws raisins at the bread.
Did anyone else want to hear the rest of Ben's song?
+SFMoiz yes. i was really into it. i was pretty sure it would get interrupted in some way though T.T.
If you're into the beat look up "Drift Away" by Dobie Gray
Ulquiorra4sama yeah but I wanted to hear the rest of that version
Give me a burger and some sauce creole,
I wanna dip chips in your salsa bowl and eat all day. EAT All Day!!
I CANT HAVE A GODDAM RAISIN BREAK!
Thank you, I was looking for this exact quote because I saw it in the video and I was looking for someone that spelled it out for me word for word
No raisin breaks
The old days of College Humor... yes.
couldnt agree more
This isn’t the old days, Collegehumor has existed since like 1999.
Humour*
When did the new shit show begin?
I remember when ch invented the concept of humor like it was 2012... Because it was
I loved the glasses bit. Very funny B-)
Ben Schwartz & Amir compliment each other so well as acting partners.
You mean complement? I guess they would compliment each other too...
Gosh, I love Ben.
sydney yendys Your profile pic fits your comment.
+sydney yendys same
Agreed! ❤️
s who doesn’t
me too ♥
I still sing “Well give me a beef bowl and eat bok choy,
I want to get dipped in some sauce that’s soy and eat all day.
Wanna eat all day
Gimme some leeks, koi and Dover sole
I want to eat Lox in my sushi rolls and eat all day.
EAT ALL DAAAY…”
They were almost breaking through that whole song 😂
Ftr they were parodying Drift Away by Dobie Gray if you ever want to listen to the original
I love that Amir stops Ben from eating raisins half way through even though he would've won if he didn't!
After 15 hours, its still bright outside
Logic
You realize that during the summer solstice on each of the poles there can be 24 hours of sunlight? Who's to say this video wasn't shot outside of Santa's workshop.
Ever thought it was a different day? 4pm is still light and by 7am, it's definitely light the next day.
:O
Because they were totally in Antarctica
Who gives a shit, meanwhile he can't have a goddamn raisin bran
“I’m gonna make you eat those words”
This aged like fine wine
Never get so old watching Ben Schwartz :D he's my idol even in his new cartoon series RC9GN
i LOVE how Amir smiles the ENTIRE time!!! 😂😂😂
"Duvuhdee player"
Jesus, this guy...
Thank you, I was needing this quote for later use. Also, thank you for your indirect commentary
You're welcome, my love.
I loved the way he said that
Are they in alaska? because some how there is 14 hours of sunlight
Touché
You don't have to live in Alaska to have 14 hours of sunlight. I live in Virginia, and in August, when this was posted, it gets light before 6 AM and gets dark at around 8:30 PM
Well there was more than 14. Thats just when i thought of the comment
Jack, you're missing the point of the video
They could as well be in Finland.
I kinda wish there was a sketch that was a DVD-off between these two
The ham sandwich argument was hilarious!!!
That is one really long day.
I am watching this in the month of Ramadan, what a coincidence.
I hear you man, I can't have a goddamn piece of tamr
Me too.
Just have some raisins.
Ew
Same
Amir and Ben need to do a full version seafood song parody
What's the original song called?
Kevin Naderian Drift Away, there's been tons of covers over the years. the original is from like the 70s i think. google is your friend
***** Thanks :)
I can't have a goddamn raisin break!!!!!
'Fasting Contest'
Ironic how this starred Sonic
why didn't Amir let Ben have his raisin break? then he would've won!
IBendon Amir was feeling slightly generous.
Because he was bread the whole time !
IBendon I know
I C A N T H A V E A G O D D A M N R A I S I N
Because he couldn’t resist depriving him of what he loves, even if it meant prolonging the contest.
7 years later:
video game characters
"Do you know what's crazy? I love oranges but I hate orange juice."
"I'm the same way - I mean, I love tomatoes but I hate the way Japanese people drive."
"What?"
Such an underrated line
*"He was bread the whole time"*
Lmao 😂😂😂😭
11 hours and the sun is still up huh :D
Time doesn't advance in the dimension through which College Humor videos are recorded and broadcasted, unless night is a crucial part of the video.
It was summer..
***** Scandinavia is enough, no need to go to Alaska :)
Probably in canada, sun sets at 9pm lmao
They traveled the surface of the earth along with the sun. Duh!
When people ask me what my sense of humor is, all I have to do is show them this video
I wish college humor made funny stuff more often
+Zane Millecchia Its not CollegeHumor, its Jake and Amir.
truuuuuuuuue that man
if they did then that would become the standard and they would need to make wayy better content to stand out from the new norm... i'm really high right now and i forgot what my original point was
ZombieByte my man Zombie Byte keep it rockin and rollin
Every video with Ben is so freaking awesome!!!
this video has changed my life as in i watch it multiple times a day
I ship them so hard.
WOW! Your are one big pathetic loser.
Ben Truly is a gift to this world
This is the greatest sketch of all time. I've waiting to see this all my life. Everything is perfect
Great grammar
OMG I've been trying to find this video for a long time Sweet, Loving It
i think im gonna "throw UP"
made me laugh the hardest! lol
Is that jean-ralphio
Patrick Curtain yes
The wooooorst
Nope, it’s cherry dude
@@featherman9 no, it's carrot slatt
This is one of the best sketches collegehumor's ever done
please make more of these!!
I fasted 19 hrs in ramadan month this year, felt a bit hungry after 8 hrs of physical work but in normal days it was easy as anything.
Yes but muslims train every year, so obviously they are going to be better at fasting.
I fast for 8 hours every day. And by fast I mean drive my Nissan GT-R.
ZeitLan Inc. No you don't have a nissan gtr. stop lying kid. The closest you got to a GTR was on a youtube video.
Haani Pasha I can smell your envy from here.
I can smell mommy's milk from your mouth. Kid.
i swear these are the two best people in the world
I miss these. Anybody else from 2018?
It genuinely made me laugh again after so many years. I miss Ben and Amir (plus Jake!)
spoiler alert Amir was bread the whole time
I hate you😩😂😂😂 . I was literally waiting for the time he'd turn into bread the entire time
J
@@MissSilanda well to be fair he wrote spoiler alert
@@gomcocramp so?
I'm going to miss this so much it hurts :(
+epic cylnder This isn't jake and amir
+Chuck Hayes but amir left college humour, it's ben and amir, silly silly man
This is one of my favorite videos on all of youtube
dude this was an awesome video, had me laugh out loud many times!
"I can't eat a GODDAMN raisin!?"
Ben Schwartz can sing, I didn't realise
This is the best College Humor video ever made
That was awesome. Make more.
I CAN'T HAVE A GODDAMN RAISIN BREAK
I have a feeling that they just wrote the concept of an eating contest and just made up most of the dialogue, cause most of this seems pretty adlibbed to me
Jeffrey Slagle what?
Maybe, but they had DVD props in advance.
That was one of the funniest CH I've seen in a while.
Lol I don't know how I missed this video, but it's without doubt my new favorite
I CANT EAT A GODDAMN RASIN??
I just noticed that Ben Shwartz is fucking Randy Cunningham.
and
+bunnyfaceperson123 John Ralphio
You walked in on them in the bedroom or what?
yass
This is the funniest video I have seen in my gosh diddly darn life!
I can’t believe they passed up this opportunity “How do I look?” “Blurry”
Ha! Fasting! Fast! Because he’s Sonic!!
Almost 2021 and I still can't hear Doobie Brother's "Give Me The Beat Boys" without singing out loud "I wanna get lost in a sauce that's soy"
What
One of my fav videos!
I love the nested levels of humor! Genius!
Amir is already corpsing at 0:10 you can see shoulders shaking... Ben is a genius.
I can’t eat a goddamn raisin gets me every time
The way Ben looks towards a non-existent audience at 0:40 is gold and I do it all the time
I love you guys so much !!!!
I only clicked on this video because I thought the title said "Farting Contest".
4:20 Ben's reaction. I felt so bad when I saw it.
I love finding old ones I’ve missing. Such a big catalog
I used to hate tomatoes, and then I tried growing some and found out that they can be delicious! This year I forced a determinate tomato to rush to completion via heavy fertilization, it was crazy getting a whole crop out of a plant by early August, and in Canada! You could try a tomato sandwich, that also helped convert me, it's just toasted bread that is well buttered and a good slice of tomato, it's surprisingly good. Nowadays when I need the upgraded version I melt cheese over some bacon (you could use something else, like those fried onion Indian stores sell under the cheese), it's just beyond words with a few leaves of lettuce and a tomato slice!
B: Gimme a beef bowl, and eat bok choy,
B: I wanna get dipped in some sauce that's soy
B: And eat all day...
B: (right?)
A: Wanna eat all day...
A: Gimme some leeks koi and oversalt
A: I wanna eat lox in my sushi roll
A: And eat all day.
B: Eat all day!
B: A-gimme a burger-
A: That's enough!
B: Yeah...
A: A burger?
B: I know, it was stupid, it was fish stuff, I'm sorry.
B: But like-
A: No.
Jake Langenderfer dude thank you!
Man Oregon has some dumb laws...
One of their funniest to date. Man!
Still my favourite CollegeHumor Video.
John Ralphio much?
It's Jean Ralphio. And no... Title literally includes his name.... Ben Schwarts.
How is it not getting dark?
this has to be my favorite college humor video of all time
Can't believe how after all these years, and after all the times I've watched these videos, they still get me off guard with the DVD names.
If it's been 12 hours, how is it still daytime???
People might hate me for this but the chemistry between Amir's character and Ben Schwartz' character is waaaay better than jake and amir's characters.
Not really, they are too similar. At least with jake and amir there is some contrast. Amir and Ben would get boring quicker.
Regal Panda I feel like their great when all 3 are together
GamerModz123 Oh yeah when all three of them are together hell yeah. But not just Amir and Ben. They are funny in small doses. But like a full fledged show based on the two of them wouldn't work.
***** In getting along so well by being apathetic about just about everything, they create an absurdist dynamic not exactly present with Jake. I think it's wonderful.
Frabjous Yeah, this is kinda how I imagine my internal dialogues.
you need to do more of these
Favorite episode omg
Ben looks like a comedy Jew version of Andrew Garfield.
Ben's been on the podcast doug loves movies a few times, and every time Doug Benson asks him about the Amazing Spiderman movies.
Speak of the ignorance. Andrew Garfield is Jewish too!
Nisan Nova
Oh god. They're breeding.
Sylis Vandomeur it's news to you that jews breed? what rock do you live under?
Ben Schwartz can do no wrong. I can't wait to see the next video he does with Jake and Amir.
These contests with Ben schwartz are the best on this channel. Please make more...please
It's funny how hours goes by and the lighting doesn't change at all.
He was chalk the whole time
00:50 I am going to make you eat your words
Well that reversed on Sonic
And I'm here in 2020. Damnn this maybe my favorite thing on the internet!
I love how Ben Schwartz is to Amir. As Amir is to Jake
Proof: "the Amir vs ham sandwhich debate"
These guys rock together