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It's the notion of a standard daily routine of personal hygiene being interpreted as some transformative overseas apprenticeship that a bourgeois English boy takes and recounted with the same cadence
"Gid (noun) - A disease found in sheep." "Composting is an energy efficient way to recycle and garden." That's pretty much the extent of my educational experience with CollegeHumor. I'll probably forget both of those things by tomorrow.
Definitely the BEST jake and amir i have seen. it had all the best aspects of J&A in one episode: amir doing his weird thing, jake being proved wrong, jake being weird again, jake being afraid, and murph kicking ass.......110/10 IGN
@@Thebrosephone I just think it's funny. I guess it's sort of a subversion of expectations. A bunch of decaying matter in a bucket, I'd expect Murph to say "what's it taste like, Jake?" and for Jake to say that it tastes awful or it tastes like shit or like garbage or some other horrid thing, but instead, it just tastes like limes, and he says it so matter-of-fact-ly.
I was eating, clicked on this video, then realized I was opening a -Jake and Amir- video called fucking "Compost" while I was eating, and decided I might watch it later.
I hate Murph's character. I get that they try to make a scrawny little bitch make Jake afraid but it's not funny and really not cool on their part to make jokes about his physique.
Yeah, you can even see how much he is struggling not to laugh at him when he tries to appear scared. I guess he needed the 'WEAK" scream to save him from laughing and having to do a million redo's after every threat or command Murph spits out of his below average looking face.
I forgot how funny this shit was😂 It's hard to find skits that legitimately make you laugh but the randomness and bizarreness of these never fail to. "what'd you have for breakfast?" "seeds" I'm done bro
***** Everytime a vegan/vegetarian/glutonian complains about the menu at my cafe, I tell them there's a beautiful lawn of grass outside, bon appetite. We sell food here.
CircumcisionIsChildAbuse As a vegetarian, I hate people like that. You can't control what people serve/like to eat just let it go. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of vegetarians that agree with me. I promise we aren't all like that
Even tho I already know it in advance now, it definitely feels like Amir set Jake up with the GID thing. Like he knows so well how Jake will come after him on something like that so he baited him. Maybe im trippin
Last time i saw this skit, I was a total Jake about it. I was merely a foolish college student. Compost? Lawl, nah... I have since bought a big, beautiful house. When we moved in, turns out the previous owners left us an outdoor, drum composting setup. That has ignited a brown and green fire inside my heart for the transcendent art form that is composting.
Ah man haven't laughed like this for a while at a jake and amir vid. Murph makes this vid worth while. They need to include him more as well as Pat. Have some of the original writers mix it up. It would be cool if they could have Streeter and Sarah com over to do a special. SEIZE THE CHEESE JAKE AND AMIR!!!
Right when Jake said he wasn't going to eat the compost, I knew Murph would be right around the corner. or more specifically right under the screen shot.
idk why but "I flossed in the autumn" is so funny to me
The way he says it 😂😂😂
for the tooth fare
underrated J&A line
It's the notion of a standard daily routine of personal hygiene being interpreted as some transformative overseas apprenticeship that a bourgeois English boy takes and recounted with the same cadence
@@taylorchumis4145 excuse you
Murph off camera yelling, “Where is she!?” was my favorite part. He does irrationally angry so well!
Murph is a treasure
i don't want to be afraid today
WHATS GOIN ON
@@lukemckenzie0121 bing bing
@lukemckenzie0121 we're just having a funny conversation
what shirt is jake wearing in this. I legit want/need dis shirt. we dont even have to wear it on the same day.
damn 4 years later and nobody knows his shirt
probably forever 21. there's a unisex section upstairs.
Blew your cover there, then 3 follow-up email that says:
"Please disregard"
"Please disregard"
"Please disregard"
Amir??
You can alternate.
Can't believe it took me so many years to spot that Murph pops his head up a bit too early at 2:13
Wow
Hahahaha I can’t believe it
Haha
omfg
so many beautiful Easter eggs all these years later
Murph is the most righteous bully in the world
"I don't want to be afraid on my aunt's birthday" is the best fucking J&A line I swear to god I laugh out loud every time.
It's just okay.
Bread blue flight 69 is better
I said I flossed in the autumn to my dentist
and
+bunnyfaceperson123 stfu
Did you say it in autumn
I flossed in the autumn
"Gid (noun) - A disease found in sheep."
"Composting is an energy efficient way to recycle and garden."
That's pretty much the extent of my educational experience with CollegeHumor.
I'll probably forget both of those things by tomorrow.
How did you not know what composting was?
So did you remember them tomorrow?
The moment Jake started acting like Jake and Murph showed up I lost it.
"I don't want to be afraid today"
when amir said "mustard on tha beat" i lost everything
+JuTuber just my assets
Wouldn't be everything, now would it?
@@anonymoussecret5948 he didn't even cry tears of soy
was the 169th like 😎
murph was great in this
Sam Lewis murph's always great
Literally my favourite sub plot is the fact that Murph bullies Jake
"i dont wanna be afraid today"
Same, Jake. Same.
I love how Jake acts when he's insecure or wrong about something, lmao.
Yeah lol
I love the episodes in which Jake isn't just a regular guy but actually a weirdo like Amir. This episode had both and I enjoyed it a lot.
The fact that this was a more dynamic episode is what made it so much funnier.
Definitely the BEST jake and amir i have seen. it had all the best aspects of J&A in one episode: amir doing his weird thing, jake being proved wrong, jake being weird again, jake being afraid, and murph kicking ass.......110/10 IGN
3:45 Murph turned into Batman.
WHERE ARE THE AUNTS GOING
"Mm, what's it taste like, Jake?"
"..limes"
Underrated line
@@Thebrosephone I just think it's funny. I guess it's sort of a subversion of expectations. A bunch of decaying matter in a bucket, I'd expect Murph to say "what's it taste like, Jake?" and for Jake to say that it tastes awful or it tastes like shit or like garbage or some other horrid thing, but instead, it just tastes like limes, and he says it so matter-of-fact-ly.
@@kidyuki1 i always thought it was lymes, as in the disease
I'm pretty sure he said "slime."
@@nicholasruble3262 nah definitely “limes” there was an s at the end there
I love that Jake and Amir established that Murph terrifies and bullies Jake, and now thanks to NADDPod Murph terrifies and bullies Jake for a living.
This was the last Jake and Amir video before the finale. And I am happy to say they went out with a bang
I pick the worst fucking videos to watch while eating.
Same problem..
*eats compost* I don't see what your problem is, I'm enjoying a nice meal while watching this
luckily you weren't eating while you were watching this :D
I watch Dexter when I eat
I was eating, clicked on this video, then realized I was opening a -Jake and Amir- video called fucking "Compost" while I was eating, and decided I might watch it later.
Thanks for teaching us a new word
Bagus
I want Jake's shirt, it's pretty dope.
These last few episodes have been hilarious.
can i get an episode were jake beats the snot out of Murphy
I hate Murph's character. I get that they try to make a scrawny little bitch make Jake afraid but it's not funny and really not cool on their part to make jokes about his physique.
honestly i think jake can take him in a fight
Yeah, you can even see how much he is struggling not to laugh at him when he tries to appear scared. I guess he needed the 'WEAK" scream to save him from laughing and having to do a million redo's after every threat or command Murph spits out of his below average looking face.
Tadas Urbonas lol wtf Murph isn't a scrawny little bitch
Tadas Urbonas well i mean i dont hate the actor he's funny in some sketches but in jake and amir i want him beat up
2:04 as soon as I heard that im like "oh murphs gonna be mad"
I love how they got every facet of Jake in this one
Look at Jake's face at 2:39 I wonder how many times they had to reshoot it.
'Everyone then googles the word gid'
Matt Kaye I actually already know it. And that is why nobody loves me.
"Perfect! You're *wrong!*" I love how Jake says that. There's so much aggressive correcting in his tone.
It's always funny when Amir wins and makes Jake look like the idiot.
Yea😃😃
Every once in a while I search for the video where Murph goes to find Jakes aunt. "WHERE IS SHE!?" always gets me
2:17 rivals Den's entrance for best all time entrance in Jake and Amir
"I don't wanna be afraid today" lol
"It's plenty okay." LOL
**insert comment about how College Humour isn't as funny as it was back in 1967**
You can't deny CH has gone downhill since the moonlanding.
4 years later, still gold
Did anyone else search gid?
fiachrasayshi nope :D
This comment inspired me to.
Murph told me what it means so I’m good
no
I did
2:17 might be the best visual comedy in Jake and Amir history
"I flossed in the autumn," was my favorite line I think.
Have they reacted to this one yet? Seeds, I flossed in the Autumn, I don't want to be afraid today and Murph-Day are all absolute gold
I forgot how funny this shit was😂 It's hard to find skits that legitimately make you laugh but the randomness and bizarreness of these never fail to. "what'd you have for breakfast?" "seeds" I'm done bro
Jake and Amir is by far the best series on CollegeHumor
I can't not notice Jake's smile lines.
It just gets more and more... there.
“Murphy?”
“Brian!?”
“WHERE IS SHE!”
genius
''Mustard on the beat'' im dead
1:58 the lid opening seemingly on its own is so funny
I love Murph in J&A. Especially how Jake acts around him.
yes please this is the best jake and amir in a while more like this
I'm watching this as "Damn, Daniel" is a thing
suragb Dahrn Kenyall
one of the better episodes of jake and amir in the past month, bravo ch team! :)
Murph turned into Jasper at the end there
Sam S I feel like we should get to know each other further, but I recognize your interest in me :D
Goddamn I love the Murph episodes
These are the shows that I enjoy the most, keep it up.
Tbh I think this was one of the best jake and Amir episodes in a while
"Because we're tight" *a dignified nod*
I come back here every now and then for Amir's songs at the beginning. Ba na na.
one of the best episodes yet, so funny :D
please keep murphs character the way it is, this is hilarious
"WHERE is she?!" love when Murphy's in these!!!
Oh my god I missed Murph in these so much!! So funny 😂😂
1:45 then there would be no point in the compoost bin...
murph episodes are the best. Thank you college humor
The writing for this one is so good
Proof that Amir isn't a chipmunk. He's obviously a squirrel
This is still by time the best outro card ever made on this channel.
I think this is the best Jake performance I've seen yet
Gone but not forgotten
The correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies is "compost."
I smiled for one second after reading your comment.
hey I'm subscribed to you!
Sherman Kyle :)
***** Everytime a vegan/vegetarian/glutonian complains about the menu at my cafe, I tell them there's a beautiful lawn of grass outside, bon appetite. We sell food here.
CircumcisionIsChildAbuse As a vegetarian, I hate people like that. You can't control what people serve/like to eat just let it go. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of vegetarians that agree with me. I promise we aren't all like that
WHERE IS SHE
I'm quite sure I died and was somehow resurrected back to life when I heard Murph yell that
For those wondering, this is the last non-finale Jake and Amir episode
Even tho I already know it in advance now, it definitely feels like Amir set Jake up with the GID thing. Like he knows so well how Jake will come after him on something like that so he baited him. Maybe im trippin
Damn I loved the energy you both gave in this one. This is what we want to see.
he's not a squirrel , he's a chipmunk
Knowing this is the last episode before the finale makes me so sad...
My new reply to my dentist:
"I flossed in the autumn"!
Both amir and later jake enjoy eating seeds as a meal
At 0:26 does Amir say "mustard on the beat"?
Lol is Murph just gonna go search for Jakes aunt at the end? Hilarious
Last time i saw this skit, I was a total Jake about it. I was merely a foolish college student. Compost? Lawl, nah... I have since bought a big, beautiful house. When we moved in, turns out the previous owners left us an outdoor, drum composting setup. That has ignited a brown and green fire inside my heart for the transcendent art form that is composting.
Jake you actually didn't have to eat it it's not and official bet until you shake on it and you didn't
It was official, it was a verbal contract.
Jordan O'C won't hold up in court so he wouldn't have to do it
Mauricio Ledezma Yes a verbal agreement does hold up in court dumbass
jared stein no need for insults bro and the only way I see it holding up is if it has been filmed
Tell that to Murph :)
!!!!!!He's coming to your aunt's b-day!!!!!!
mustard on the beat
"I don't wanna be afraid today" is one of the funniest lines in all of J&A.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm the 301st viewer
And you are too
You are an imbecile.
You are an imbecile.
Imbecile is who?
Yeah, it's you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whos the jerk
Yeah, It's you
wow, can you have less of a life?
***** copypaste
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.
Murph! Every episode is awesome if Murphy is in it.
I miss this... Stayed up all night playing Destiny watching these videos miss them ;(
Best jake and amir in a while!
Ah man haven't laughed like this for a while at a jake and amir vid. Murph makes this vid worth while. They need to include him more as well as Pat. Have some of the original writers mix it up. It would be cool if they could have Streeter and Sarah com over to do a special. SEIZE THE CHEESE JAKE AND AMIR!!!
2:39 is one of the funniest Murph moments ever. You can see Amir laughing.
I love the addition of murph to an occasional episode lol
I died when he said "mustard on that beat"! Lmfao 420
I love it when Murph appears.
he's not a squirrel he's a chipmunk
I'm starting to think that Murph is ALIAS for "John Wolf" also known as Global.
Right when Jake said he wasn't going to eat the compost, I knew Murph would be right around the corner. or more specifically right under the screen shot.
finally an episode with a roll reversal that happens in the episode lol
I love how exactly halfway through the video it switches to insecure Jake
Look at the face Amir makes when Jake tells him "Gid" isn't the right answer 1:17 XD
after months finally an epic episode!
“Seeeeeeds” is just a great answer.