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  • @Robert_Reacts
    @Robert_Reacts  7 місяців тому +253

    I’m so sorry about the camera tracking my face! I’ve been in and out of hotels the last few weeks so got a camera to film on the go because I had to get these filmed and I didn’t know
    There was a face tracker on it! 😂

    • @H.A.-zr2wc
      @H.A.-zr2wc 7 місяців тому +2

      🖤🖤🖤

    • @wishful_makeuping
      @wishful_makeuping 7 місяців тому +12

      Was it tracking whatever Died behind you on the floor??? Or am I the only one seeing that 😹👏👏💖Luff you Soooooo

    • @tweedyyyyy
      @tweedyyyyy 7 місяців тому +6

      It’s pretty cool actually 😊

    • @Mike90317
      @Mike90317 7 місяців тому +3

      I like it

    • @mammajamma4397
      @mammajamma4397 7 місяців тому +4

      I like it too!

  • @middledog466
    @middledog466 7 місяців тому +110

    "you're gonna be so hypnotized as fuck" i'm cryingggg

  • @christapoling1877
    @christapoling1877 7 місяців тому +590

    I don't know what the problem is. I only had to listen to this video and within minutes my doorbell rang, my ex was on the other side saying how magnetic I was, I pushed him out off the steps, said, "I don't need you but give me all your money." Now I'm over my ex , magnetic as hell with a pocket full of money. Who knew!

    • @MephistoAngel
      @MephistoAngel 7 місяців тому +31

      I’m dead! 😂 That was brilliant! 😂😂

    • @alwbalw
      @alwbalw 7 місяців тому +18

      Love that for you🤭

    • @helenkelly272
      @helenkelly272 7 місяців тому +5

      😅

    • @bek2thefuture
      @bek2thefuture 7 місяців тому +5

      lmaooo

    • @LaLayla99
      @LaLayla99 7 місяців тому +9

      What color were your steps? 😝

  • @ItsmeOoDeLally
    @ItsmeOoDeLally 7 місяців тому +111

    Anyone who's seen The Craft knows nothing good comes from wishing your person of affection is obsessed with you.

    • @jessicazaytsoff1494
      @jessicazaytsoff1494 7 місяців тому +6

      I appreciate this reference.

    • @sweetpunkstar
      @sweetpunkstar 7 місяців тому +2

      Thank you. I was thinking the same thing.

    • @Tayxox
      @Tayxox 7 місяців тому +3

      Fairuza made that film she was amazing in it! Would not have been the same without her

    • @peachesnola7860
      @peachesnola7860 6 місяців тому

      God, I remember going to the theater to watch that for my 16th birthday!

  • @nicolorange
    @nicolorange 7 місяців тому +193

    He lost me at trying to imagine a round room, I started decorating the room and stopped listening 😂

    • @lolaheart5887
      @lolaheart5887 7 місяців тому +16

      I did the same thing! I'm still mentally decorating it.

    • @toniprekker
      @toniprekker 7 місяців тому +15

      I know. I was picturing what was outside the windows, I kept changing the chairs. Then my ex showed up and I was like "f off, you don't fit here!"

    • @albuszx
      @albuszx 7 місяців тому +9

      "choose a calming colour"
      Me: soft orange? Lavander? Powder blue? What's that colour between lavander and light blue called? Is it periwinkle or myosotis?

    • @tammystiletto
      @tammystiletto 7 місяців тому +4

      You must be fun on sims or dream light valley 🙌🏻🥰🥰

    • @minimini550
      @minimini550 7 місяців тому +1

      Sims girlies unite!

  • @JoGivens
    @JoGivens 7 місяців тому +144

    Robert "that's enough of that because what the fuck" is my new life mantra 🙌🏻 😂 x

  • @mayhem875
    @mayhem875 7 місяців тому +200

    At least the first guy was relaxing. He’s not hypnotizing you, but I can see how someone who’s going through a bad break up might find it helpful, it’s like a guided meditation. There’s no way the Second Lady is doing anything other than making you feel annoyed and uneasy 😂

    • @brynbirchler183
      @brynbirchler183 7 місяців тому +30

      I definitely got guided meditation vibes from him!

    • @1masivac
      @1masivac 7 місяців тому +12

      More like a annoying loud cheerleader . BE MAGNETIC, BE BE MAGNETIC!!

    • @brandic8899
      @brandic8899 7 місяців тому +1

      He could do some great asmr

    • @Aullanst
      @Aullanst 7 місяців тому +2

      @@brandic8899 he already does pretty good asmr, doesn’t have to be labeled like it.
      His voice is 100% asmr, talking like that. Soothing af !

    • @brandic8899
      @brandic8899 7 місяців тому

      @@Aullanst idk what you mean by labeled like it?

  • @michelleisabel
    @michelleisabel 7 місяців тому +141

    Robert you missed your calling - you have a perfect hypnosis voice 😂😊

    • @charlotteanderson3996
      @charlotteanderson3996 7 місяців тому +8

      It was the "Frown lines?! Frown lines where??" for me, so subtle and relaxing ✨🔮

  • @steelcutoaths3033
    @steelcutoaths3033 7 місяців тому +72

    “You can trust me with this facilitation of your healing.”
    Instant suspicion on my part

  • @lindseystein9676
    @lindseystein9676 7 місяців тому +85

    My uncle was a hypnotherapist. He’d help people stop smoking or something with anxiety and sleep. I used to listen to a cassette of his to help fall asleep when I was a kid lol. He told me some people can be hypnotized and some can’t, it doesn’t work for everyone. Some of the clips you show are just silly visualization exercises. I think they’re operating on the placebo effect

    • @lolaheart5887
      @lolaheart5887 7 місяців тому +2

      I can't imagine being hypnotized by any of these videos but there's one visualization exercise mentioned in one of them of going down steps which I actually find helpful for dealing with anxiety.

    • @Nightsisters_Clan
      @Nightsisters_Clan 7 місяців тому +3

      I read that as hypno the rapist, lol 😂

    • @cutingirl
      @cutingirl 7 місяців тому +6

      I’m one of the people it doesn’t work on. I also have difficulty with guided meditations. Maybe it’s some kind of brain wiring in folks.

    • @toniprekker
      @toniprekker 7 місяців тому

      They had one of those show hypnotists at my high school graduation parties, and my boyfriend got "hypnotized" and went up on stage. I never knew if he was really hypnotized or just acting, because he was into theater and a bit of a showoff. I've had actual therapists try it with me for relaxation, and no effect.

  • @minohki
    @minohki 7 місяців тому +91

    I heard “let go of your eggs” and I was like “no thanks”

    • @krisdiane
      @krisdiane 7 місяців тому +1

      I did too 😂

    • @rachdoesmagic
      @rachdoesmagic 7 місяців тому +3

      Easter bunnies too….

    • @blueangel1909
      @blueangel1909 7 місяців тому +3

      Same...I thought it was a fertility thing. I was thinking "I'm pretty sure that's not how biology works"

    • @moneypro85
      @moneypro85 7 місяців тому +1

      Also what I heard. Thought he was talking about trying to convince myself to like sunny side up.

    • @LadySorela
      @LadySorela 19 днів тому

      Your voice is so much more soothing, exact reason why your videos are my bedtime playlist 9:51

  • @LL-zb3dl
    @LL-zb3dl 7 місяців тому +51

    The second one was outrageous!
    Between the shouting, clicking and counting at speed it was like she was trying to teach a beginners hip hop class over very loud music 😂

  • @sixxlee890
    @sixxlee890 7 місяців тому +108

    Please don't be on your phone whilst driving, or operating heavy machinery! Xx

  • @lolaheart5887
    @lolaheart5887 7 місяців тому +48

    I don't think my brain is wired to be open to hypnosis because I'm still mentally decorating the round room. First it started off very cream colored so I had to redo it. Does the round ceiling have a medallion? Round makes me think of a Rococo ceiling mural. But do I really want Rococo in the room? Maybe I'll start with the chairs... perhaps something in a deep berry velvet... By the time I finish decorating this thing, the ex that was supposed to sit down for a chat is in some other woman's round room talking about their failed relationship.

  • @onecatshortofcrazy12
    @onecatshortofcrazy12 7 місяців тому +66

    The entire time the first guy is telling me to sit in the chair I’m like “you can’t tell me what to do”
    And don’t ask me to sit across from my ex because I’d probably smack him.

    • @amberevol
      @amberevol 7 місяців тому +18

      LMAO I was triggered by his scenario. why can't I be hypnotized to think my ex moved to the desert or something so I never have to see him again 😂

    • @christelkeister8458
      @christelkeister8458 7 місяців тому +8

      That was my first thought. Then your ex is sitting across from you but he can't say anything. That's all I wanted for the last disastrous five years of our imploding marriage. Stop talking!!!

  • @Besyatka
    @Besyatka 7 місяців тому +11

    The second one is actually one of my biggest fears - being magnetic to everyone, it feels like a curse. Nobody needs random men staring or even chasing, it is petrifying.

  • @Jennyonthehill7035
    @Jennyonthehill7035 7 місяців тому +163

    The lady promising to make your ex obsessed with you sounded like a witch offering magic love potions - with absolutely no regard for the ex's free will or wellbeing. Not a great look.

    • @-xxMelissaxx-
      @-xxMelissaxx- 7 місяців тому +14

      Um... both will have the same result... because magic/magic potions are not real either.

    • @bagandbroad
      @bagandbroad 7 місяців тому +16

      Even most witches would find that super unethical (and not possible but also very wrong!)

    • @cutingirl
      @cutingirl 7 місяців тому +2

      I’ve seen a hypnotist and it did not work on me. Maybe my brain is broken, bc several other folks in the group of us were totally under. It was weird!

    • @kszoknyik
      @kszoknyik 7 місяців тому

      😂😂😂 for real!!!

  • @kaleehall6271
    @kaleehall6271 7 місяців тому +47

    robert i loveeeee seeing you drag these types of videos, you’re so hilarious when you’re roasting💀

  • @pammclaughlin8210
    @pammclaughlin8210 7 місяців тому +19

    I kept thinking the first guy was saying “eggs”….and all I could think was “why would I care about having eggs appear in front of me” 😂😂

    • @3171
      @3171 3 місяці тому

      Cost of living crisis anyone??? I would love a dozen of eggs to appear in front of me. 😂

  • @lolaheart5887
    @lolaheart5887 7 місяців тому +36

    These are hilarious. Robert, you need to spoof this with something like: "I will hypnotize all your cares away. Picture yourself walking down a flight of steps next to a thousand jackhammers and you enter a round room with a square tiger. Your nemesis comes in wearing your favorite color and you start to wrestle, but when you look at your nemesis' face, it's yours. The tiger eats you both. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

  • @twofivechicken
    @twofivechicken 7 місяців тому +33

    She lost me at “board certified hypnotherapist” 😂

  • @Throatzillaaa
    @Throatzillaaa 7 місяців тому +27

    6:42 noooo, I don't wanna be a boss bitch. I'm too lazy to join an MLM. I don't wanna drink wine out of a travel mug all day, pretending I am not just a barely functioning alcoholic.

  • @AlyssaBergland14
    @AlyssaBergland14 7 місяців тому +43

    Not me damn near peeing myself laughing at Robert's eye flicker moment. That got me together. Too funny 😂😂.

  • @PerriAnnS
    @PerriAnnS 7 місяців тому +13

    Honestly I think Marcus could be a really good hypnotist.

  • @Jay_one
    @Jay_one 7 місяців тому +20

    That second one had such a grating voice, there’s no way she could hypnotize me

  • @dallliaaa
    @dallliaaa 7 місяців тому +39

    Spent the whole video trying to figure out how to put chairs and sit on them in a round room *room in a sphere shape*

    • @karenc3868
      @karenc3868 7 місяців тому +6

      I couldn't stop thinking about the wonky chairs either

    • @-xxMelissaxx-
      @-xxMelissaxx- 7 місяців тому +3

      Same! I got stuck on the construction of the room and the wonky chairs

    • @rachelali3022
      @rachelali3022 7 місяців тому +5

      Me too. Can't relax when I am stressing over chair placement. Do I float them direct centre of the sphere? Are they rocking at the base of the sphere? Didn't hear a word he said after he'd set me up for that conundrum! 😂

    • @the_Sarahnator
      @the_Sarahnator 7 місяців тому +5

      Literally pictured myself inside of a bouncy ball. 😂

    • @jocelynsmyth6604
      @jocelynsmyth6604 7 місяців тому +1

      ... well now I feel like an idiot, I was just picturing a yurt

  • @paddelpatsch6810
    @paddelpatsch6810 7 місяців тому +17

    Thanks for the warning, i stepped off of my forklift for this one💜

  • @Balletified
    @Balletified 7 місяців тому +12

    Derren Brown.
    The GOAT.
    Search for his specials. He’s freakishly amazing. Not a hypnotist, but a mentalist. Suggestion is everything! Saw him live once. Blown away.

    • @stillnotstill
      @stillnotstill 7 місяців тому +2

      OH MY GOD I'm so happy for you that you saw him live!! What show was it?
      He got started as a hypnotist and through that learned that he could influence people's behaviors more easily than he thought was possible at first. To be honest I feel like if I spent some time being hypnotized by him like 99% of my problems would be solved lmao

    • @n.r.r888
      @n.r.r888 7 місяців тому +1

      Wow live what an experiance 😮 would love to see his big live shows come back

    • @Throatzillaaa
      @Throatzillaaa 7 місяців тому +2

      I WAS JUST THINKING about Derren Brown the other day! I haven't watched any of his stuff or heard anything about him in years but I loved his stuff! He admits it isn't "magic" or anything like that, I believe, and that it is more about psychological manipulation, which is cool.

  • @cheekofeather6310
    @cheekofeather6310 7 місяців тому +22

    The lady's voice is so jarring,I dont feel calm at all- I feel stressed- it's like me havinga conversation with a friend- it's not helpful and not hypnotic in any way xxxx

  • @simonehagge8965
    @simonehagge8965 7 місяців тому +16

    my favorite moment was when Robert's eye almost rolling back completely in response to the first video. I almost snorted my ice cream out my nose.

  • @shanatries9890
    @shanatries9890 7 місяців тому +3

    The situation the 2nd lady is trying to sell scares the hell out of me... I would very much not want people to be obsessed by me... It's just screaming dependency to me xx

  • @tamberjune
    @tamberjune 7 місяців тому +14

    My Gastroenterology specialist just gave me two written medical articles about Gut Hypnotherapy and Gut Focused CBT. Ive tried everything else for my problems so im at the piint where Ill try anythimg. Zemedy is the name of One of the apps -they're apps on your phone. Its qyite amazing and Im considering trying either the hypnotherapy type app or the Cognitive Behavioral Therapy type app. Hypnosis is very interesting. I fall asleep every night with a guided progressive muscle relaxation video that has no ads (Thank God!) and i relax my maucles and deep breathe and go to aleep. For me, it's easier when I'm being guided through it, so we'll see if i can have a less painful gut with hypnosis!
    Great video! I agree w/ your points. 😊

  • @susanjeffries5108
    @susanjeffries5108 7 місяців тому +5

    Anyone else noticing the irony of the guy hypnotizing us to forget our exes and asking us to close our eyes whilst also having his subtitles on? Also-- this comments section is awesome. I laughed so hard every time. You guys are comedy gold. ❤

  • @hellsbells8689
    @hellsbells8689 7 місяців тому +8

    My son took a course to become a hypnotherapist. He didn't take the follow up year as my daughter in law became pregnant (with the help of my son) so instead of forking out the dosh again, they saved it for the identical twin boys they had, instead.❤❤
    He wanted to practice on me and I told him to do the "How to lose weight" stuff on me.
    He forgot to bring his notes or prompt cards or whatever it was he was going to use so instead, he did the "How to be more confident" on me.
    I had to go down the stairs and into a room that was beautiful. I remember I had to turn a large crystal doorknob to open the door. The room was more like a flower garden than a room you'd find in your house. This was my head making it look like this by the way, not him.
    Anyway, I don't really remember much else apart from coming back up the stairs and feeling good.
    The following week I signed up for a course in computers, at our local college.
    I passed every module. I was heartbroken and angry with myself when on one module I scored 98% and not the hundred like I did with the others.
    Maybe I could use another session with him but he'd probably have me eating onions or have me thinking I'm a chicken. 🤣🐓

  • @Hoorkat
    @Hoorkat 7 місяців тому +6

    “Why can’t she just be calm?” Needs to be clipped

  • @FleaMarketGold
    @FleaMarketGold 7 місяців тому +3

    This is my favorite channel. You get me giggling every time.

  • @jacquicollins8826
    @jacquicollins8826 7 місяців тому +9

    lmao i was literally thinking "that's witchcraft" in the pause before you said it

  • @MoonMinah93
    @MoonMinah93 7 місяців тому +4

    That second lady... if that's her "calm", her "excited" must be so freaking annoying

  • @akahey
    @akahey 7 місяців тому +11

    I thought the guy was saying “eggs” and was so confused and weirded out about why in the world anyone would want to imagine eggs not only sitting across from them but also talking to them. It wasn’t until Robert said “EX” that it made sense.😅😂😂

  • @kymfrancis4612
    @kymfrancis4612 7 місяців тому +3

    I am a clinical psychologist-hypnosis only works for people who are highly suggestible & it will only work in certain contexts & environments. I absolutely love guided meditation when I am trying go to sleep & it only works when all of my conditions are right. The voice of the guide is so critical; a the person’s voice is so important & you can’t manipulate all of your external factors with a mind set. If you don’t have enough f&$k’n to buy your next meal money no amount of magical hypnosis is going to have any effect whatsoever 😂

  • @cydvicious88
    @cydvicious88 7 місяців тому +8

    The magnetism is real! I followed these videos to a t and everyone in this dentist's waiting room are sooooo attracted to me! "Is she ok?" "Is she possessed?" Like, seriously they won't stop talking about me! 🤭🤭🤭

  • @keich2011
    @keich2011 7 місяців тому +14

    Ok, ma'am I'm magnetized, now how do I get off the fridge?

  • @mypathunfolding
    @mypathunfolding 7 місяців тому +9

    Mmmmkay, I have to put my professional hat on for a minute. I’m a Licensed Mental Health Counselor who is able to practice clinical hypnosis due to my actual training in my counseling program and per the laws of the state I am in. We have ethics we have to follow. There are VERY specific things we would do or not do to prepare and create a script for a client. I won’t get into the details because it was an entire semester in a Masters level program, but Robert, you seem to know more about hypnosis than any of these people you showed. Sheesh. Friends, if you’d like help with something and genuinely want to try hypnosis, please find someone who is also licensed with your state (or country) medical board / department of health. Ethics are so important when using this technique and you want someone who is held to ethical standards or they lose their hard-earned medical license. It may even be covered by your insurance that way, too. Get someone who can attend to your needs and wants and preferences and can write a script tailored for you, and then make adjustments with your feedback. I hope that helps a little bit!

  • @SarahColledge
    @SarahColledge 7 місяців тому +5

    I've never been hypnotised but Derren Brown did stick me to my chair via his TV show back in 2009. I was able to stand up after about a minute but it was the weirdest experience of my life.

  • @TaylerBootz
    @TaylerBootz 7 місяців тому +3

    I've never been on TikTok. However, after watching this, I'm pretty sure my cheating ex is obsessed with becoming rich.

  • @jullilamar4510
    @jullilamar4510 7 місяців тому +1

    I love how soothing your voice is! Could literally fall asleep when you speak in that soft tone 😴

  • @kimt3864
    @kimt3864 7 місяців тому +9

    The second hypnotists sports bra was distracting me from being hypnotized.

    • @pogpogpurinn
      @pogpogpurinn 7 місяців тому +3

      The way she kept raising her voice at the end of her tone, and how she kept stuttering is stressing me out too much

  • @albuszx
    @albuszx 7 місяців тому +1

    This video got so many genuine laughs out of me. It's just like Robert's beautiful and never wrinkly face has hypnotised me into joy!

  • @Hamartias_hound
    @Hamartias_hound 7 місяців тому +1

    Years ago, I was in an Abnormal Psychology class. Our teacher was a licensed hypnotherapist. The class wanted to see what it was like. About half of us agreed, the other half watched. It was very interesting to watch. Those that participated slumped when they went into hypnosis. She instructed them to raise their right hands, each of them did. When she brought them out of it, none of the remembered any of it.
    Edit: yes your hypnotist needs to have a slow, calm, unwavering tone when speaking.

  • @randomvieweryt
    @randomvieweryt 7 місяців тому +5

    .... Just saying. I'll listen to Robert take me down the sleep steps routinely. Beautiful voice for that. Even the sharp snaps are nice.

  • @Dionysus999
    @Dionysus999 7 місяців тому +9

    Robert little hypnosis demonstration was relaxing he could do guided meditation videos lol he's right tho it should be relaxing

  • @jennifergibson3917
    @jennifergibson3917 7 місяців тому +1

    Hey Robert. My dad can hypnotize people. It requires a rhythm and tone to ur voice that is a low register, very slow and articulated. He was skiing on a mountain where u literally were air lifted there and u had to ski down to society. No instructors or ski lifts or anything. A woman fell really bad against a tree and broken her leg & shattered her pelvis. They couldn’t move her so my dad and a couple friends stayed with her and the rest went for help. It took over an hour for the helicopter to come. My dad had hypnotized this lady so well that she couldn’t feel the pain and wasn’t panicking. Some people do have the talent but it also requires the participating person to be open to it. Anyway luv ur content always 🫶🏻☺️

  • @n.r.r888
    @n.r.r888 7 місяців тому +3

    Aww you have the perfect voice for it, your calming voice would be lovely in a sleep recording ❤

  • @ItsBirdieCage
    @ItsBirdieCage 7 місяців тому +1

    The red thing on the floor hypnotized me. I couldn’t stop looking at it. Lol

  • @skairdykat
    @skairdykat 7 місяців тому +41

    That second lady is soooo annoying lol. How tf does she think the way she was talking is in anyway relaxing 😂

    • @nelliebly6616
      @nelliebly6616 7 місяців тому +3

      Year🙄 and the handgesture that litterally meens " shut up"😑

  • @H.A.-zr2wc
    @H.A.-zr2wc 7 місяців тому +7

    Thank you for sharing this video Robert, going to get myself some money ASAP 🤑. I'm going to be so rich and share my billions with you🖤🖤🖤

  • @elin_
    @elin_ 7 місяців тому +2

    I think Robert could do a way better job at hypnosis than all those tiktokers combined.

  • @CherrrrBear
    @CherrrrBear 7 місяців тому +2

    My mom got hypnotized to stop smoking when I was 5 and that was in 1991! And she hasn’t smoked since! I did take some psychology courses in college and no everyone can be hypnotized. I’m sure almost no one can be hypnotized over tik tok.

  • @BarbaraT.
    @BarbaraT. 7 місяців тому +6

    In the first example it took me a moment understanding that he was talking about your ex. I kept hearing eggs and it didn't make much sense. It was hilarious though.

  • @SB-ez3dw
    @SB-ez3dw 7 місяців тому +2

    I misunderstood the assignment, and now I’m completely broken up with my eggs.

    • @pinkesthibiscus
      @pinkesthibiscus 7 місяців тому +2

      better than breaking all your eggs 😂

  • @heathervanpelt841
    @heathervanpelt841 7 місяців тому +5

    The 3rd one citing things that are legit ADHD symptoms. I would love to be hypnotized and be free of ADHD. I'd actually save so much money. I'd at least be a thousand-aire

  • @maud1708
    @maud1708 7 місяців тому +2

    That first guy however, had a good 'heal your inner child' hypnosis that I got really emotional about

    • @pinkesthibiscus
      @pinkesthibiscus 7 місяців тому

      Sorry if I missed it, but do you remember his tiktok handle?

  • @monicareno4088
    @monicareno4088 7 місяців тому +2

    Robert I just love your reactions in these videos! I am here for the snarky sarcasm! 😂😂

  • @Throatzillaaa
    @Throatzillaaa 7 місяців тому +2

    The "when did I change apps?" is sooo relatable.

  • @TheHitsubasa
    @TheHitsubasa 7 місяців тому +14

    Soooo I wonder, for those people that have that condition where they can not imagine or produce imagery thoughts in their brain, are they just not able to be hypnotized? Lol

  • @juliamccachren14
    @juliamccachren14 7 місяців тому +5

    That ex in the chair across from you is actually a gestalt therapy technique called empty chair. But we dont do it in the mind lol

  • @amber-lily5527
    @amber-lily5527 7 місяців тому +1

    My grandpa was a very successful hypnotist. He traveled the world, and worked with law enforcement and military in the USA and around Europe. He helped many people heal from insane trauma and abuse. But he always says that it only works if you believe it’s going to work. It’s not magic. It’s def not whatever this ish is…It’s just working with the mind. He is going to be so pissed when I show him hypno tik tok 😂

  • @basicbaroque
    @basicbaroque 7 місяців тому +1

    I had a career coach once who gave me a visualization exercise that I use and now I can do interviews without anxiety. Good for things like anxiety and stress, but it's not a miracle worker. Lol

  • @thebabythesavage
    @thebabythesavage 7 місяців тому +2

    Something I’ve had to work on extensively in therapy is accepting the things I have no control over- which includes other people and the economy 🤣 But seriously, the way that our girl who doesn’t know how magnets work and our ~board certified~ hypnotherapist are putting the responsibility on the viewer?? “The reason you’re broke is your character flaws” like no, I’m broke because I’m a disabled millennial 💀

  • @efraysur
    @efraysur 7 місяців тому +1

    I do think youd be great at hypnosis, Robert . Youre voice is so calm and soothing. This is by far my faborite reaction video youve done. So funny.

  • @darax723
    @darax723 7 місяців тому +7

    omg your eyes are 'flickering' and 'shaking' because the muscles that move your eyes are holding a very uncomfortable/unusual position and they want to relax, not because of hypnosis

  • @spleengrrrl
    @spleengrrrl 7 місяців тому +1

    Robert, you made me laugh out loud at your imitation of that loud "hypnotist" and wake my little son up!! 😂😂😂

  • @OJ_Kjeldsen
    @OJ_Kjeldsen 7 місяців тому +2

    I feel like the first guy is more like a meditation practice. You are supposed to be in a meditational state and work on personal issues to overcome interrupting thoughts. I think doing it regularly could even give result in the long run.

  • @soulikarus
    @soulikarus 7 місяців тому +3

    4:54 You have no business being this funny Robert 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I burst out laughing! not the giggle followed by IM CHOOSING ME 💀💀💀👁👄👁

  • @Mike90317
    @Mike90317 7 місяців тому +3

    Waiting for instructions Master Robert 😵‍💫

  • @caleahrose7204
    @caleahrose7204 7 місяців тому +1

    As a sleep technician, that is literally working right now and sees people in ACTIVE REM EVERY NIGHT. The second she said, I thought “girl… what the fuck. NO NO.” That is not it, don’t give misinformation, that’ll make my job harder if someone sees that and then comes in and asks that question.

  • @sharonromero4957
    @sharonromero4957 7 місяців тому +3

    Wow
    I’ve never been this early to one of your videos
    Love them, keep up the good work Robert

  • @bertille4050
    @bertille4050 7 місяців тому +1

    Hi! I don't usually leave comments but this topic 😂 my mum is an hypnotherapist (real one, with diplomas and stuff) and there's nooo way these guys on TikTok know what they're doing - especially the lady in the second clip, feels like she's an aerobic trainer 😂

  • @PatriceChristian
    @PatriceChristian 7 місяців тому +2

    I used to hypnotize my friends at sleepovers when we were kids. It's a neat party trick, not necessarily difficult to achieve as long as your subject is suggestible. If they are not, it will never work. All I ever did was ask them to remember things that they likely would not remember, like what their very first birthday party was like. Innocent kid stuff only. It was fun, and I can only assume I did no harm.... eek

  • @shawnariggs2485
    @shawnariggs2485 7 місяців тому +3

    😂😂 “that’s witchcraft! 😁” your videos are hilarious i enjoy them so much ❤😊

  • @stephgreen3070
    @stephgreen3070 7 місяців тому +1

    During the first guy I could only think of The IT crowd episode Jen the Fredo when Moss helps Roy get over his breakup whist playing D & D. “You know how the people of Pipsy Hollow love a parade.” Lol

  • @lilwiccan1
    @lilwiccan1 7 місяців тому +9

    People generally fall into three categories. Those who can visualize in detail, those who can visualize the concept but not detailed pictures, and those who can’t mentally visualize anything. But if you are unable to focus, be open to the power of suggestion, and or visualize even a legit session isn’t going to work.

  • @Instant_Art_Store
    @Instant_Art_Store 7 місяців тому +2

    I tripped over my money blocks and down all those stairs ….

  • @Thewhompingwillow556
    @Thewhompingwillow556 2 місяці тому

    I remember when I was a teen and suffering with self image problems, I went on the hunt for a "stop me from eating hypnotising video" and the sad part is I found a few. It was on UA-cam, tiktok didn't exist yet and I would watch it multiple times a day. I did end up with anorexia but not because of the videos, they definitely do absolutely nothing but this just reminded me about how desperate one can get and try things like this to 'fix' your 'problems'

  • @eladcg
    @eladcg 7 місяців тому +1

    I gotta be honest: the only thing this videos did for me was make me yawn, I couldn't stop yawning when the tiktoks were playing. I don't think that's what the creators intended but I'm good with it

  • @moniquecassandro595
    @moniquecassandro595 7 місяців тому +1

    You are so hysterical…. I love your reaction 😂

  • @bethanywashington4914
    @bethanywashington4914 7 місяців тому +5

    So far the 1st guy was the only one with like the proper inflection tone and voice 🤣 literally every other person kept going up at the end of their sentences and that's gunna "distract" from it lmao I don't think any of these people were valid hypnotist but the first guy is definitely at least studying 😅🤣

  • @SheilaMarguerite
    @SheilaMarguerite 7 місяців тому +5

    That 2nd video...I do not want anyone to be totally obsessed with me, that shit is scary 😅😅

  • @princess_0b1ivion
    @princess_0b1ivion 7 місяців тому +2

    omg when robert looks up at his eyebrows i lost it. this is the best video ever hahahaha!!

  • @shaleena720
    @shaleena720 7 місяців тому +1

    Does anyone really think this will work? Especially the second lady. You were spot on haha

  • @LizaFlahertyArtist
    @LizaFlahertyArtist 7 місяців тому +1

    I had hypnotherapy to stop smoking. So, I didn't but I did stop drinking that very day. So sometimes you get what you didn't go out looking for! Gave up the cigs eventually

  • @keisakura9014
    @keisakura9014 7 місяців тому +1

    He lost me at the beginning because I thought he was saying “eggs”. Also, my ex can fluff off. Always remember why your ex is your ex. The relationship ended for a reason.

  • @nopenope3632
    @nopenope3632 7 місяців тому

    "she's trying to knock me out??" has me howling omg

  • @melisegerber1350
    @melisegerber1350 7 місяців тому

    I have been hypnotized twice; apparently I am a good candidate for it. In both cases it was in front of an audience, and they had me do silly things (like they told me that I didn’t have any bones, and I slithered off the chair). But I remember it all happening, and I just remember thinking “oh, this is really silly, and I all of these people are watching, but, I just didn’t care”. But I’ve never experienced any situation when I would do something without being aware of it.

  • @sarahscott7878
    @sarahscott7878 7 місяців тому +1

    Not Robert actually getting hypnotized 😂😂

  • @jullilamar4510
    @jullilamar4510 7 місяців тому +1

    That last lady had me thinking wayyy to hard about what I’m supposed to be imagining lol like wait what do I need to do? Jump in the box and start throwing stuff out? Dump the box? kick the box? I was too confused and not relaxed at all 😅

  • @winterlover89
    @winterlover89 7 місяців тому

    "You're going to be literally magnetic". That sounds...inconvenient at best.

  • @parvinarfa8677
    @parvinarfa8677 7 місяців тому +1

    I’m hypnotised by your videos 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫💜🖤💜🖤

  • @thedaydreamerx
    @thedaydreamerx 7 місяців тому +1

    this channel is showing your funny side love it :)

  • @crazy_cat_Lady88
    @crazy_cat_Lady88 7 місяців тому

    I believe in hypnotherapy and hypnotists. I have seen people being under the effects of hypnotism. As for these online, I can't see it working because you can't see deeply into their eyes or get the true rhythm of their voices. My cousin is studying to be a hynotherapist and her tutor said your client has to be in the room and present with you for it to work. A screen such as on a computer blocks the signals. That's why most on-stage hypnotists block the audience from the action. ❤