Everything Wrong With Pet Sematary (2019)

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  • Опубліковано 9 жов 2019
  • In 2019 they remade Pet Sematary. And it came and went and honestly I forgot all about it until it came time for sinning. The sins... oh, the sins.
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  • @itsaither9903
    @itsaither9903 4 роки тому +9919

    This is my way of watching movies I haven’t seen.

  • @Jonny5Fails
    @Jonny5Fails 4 роки тому +4163

    I'd give every sin back if all the heavy-handed foreshadowing of trucks speeding through the area culminated in Ellie getting hit by a Fiat.

    • @mannydavila8885
      @mannydavila8885 4 роки тому +41

      Just snot bubbled

    • @oneconfusedboi2166
      @oneconfusedboi2166 4 роки тому +16

      The car or the tank?sorry,I'm really retarded

    • @alorajones4938
      @alorajones4938 4 роки тому +18

      one confused boi I think they definitely mean the car 😂

    • @sunrise5710
      @sunrise5710 4 роки тому +21

      Or a Mini Cooper

    • @steffen5121
      @steffen5121 4 роки тому +9

      Or if these zombies take jobs as truck drivers to kill people's pets in the area.

  • @thevideocommenter3061
    @thevideocommenter3061 4 роки тому +1836

    The biggest sin is changing something big that could have been suprising in the theaters (Ellie dying instead of the little boy) but revealing it in the trailer.

    • @sonnic1995
      @sonnic1995 4 роки тому +62

      Hollywood has a story with revealing stuff like that, T2 trailer revealed Arnold was the good guy protecting John from another Terminator, but the movie kinda plays it as a twist, i'm glad i never saw the trailer.

    • @kaelplatt
      @kaelplatt 4 роки тому +62

      I somehow didn't see the trailer so I was shocked, that sucks that they spoiled it! It was a great twist for me

    • @thevideocommenter3061
      @thevideocommenter3061 4 роки тому +15

      @@kaelplatt I went to see John Wick 3 and the trailer for Pet Sematary played before the movie begin. So I was basically forced to watch the trailer, sucks to be me.

    • @fungus1141
      @fungus1141 4 роки тому +5

      Wow, I thought the same thing. I wanted to watch this with my family and I've seen the trailer but they havn't. Anyway I told them it didn't look that different exept El was the one who turned, not cage. Every one stared at me.

    • @cocomunga
      @cocomunga 4 роки тому +10

      I was expecting Gage to die. When Ellie died I thought, damn this will probably be good. I thought her performance was really good.

  • @Level1Hera
    @Level1Hera 4 роки тому +541

    When it comes to remakes....sometimes dead is better.

    • @HappyMuffinsSister
      @HappyMuffinsSister 4 роки тому +12

      Level1Hera you’re my hero 😂

    • @imthicc69
      @imthicc69 3 роки тому +9

      That's true😂

    • @jackcherbourg2899
      @jackcherbourg2899 3 роки тому

      Your comment is more faiþful to þe book þan eiþer movie appears to be. I stay away from adaptations of King's novels, and gonna leave þis one alone, too.
      Ugh. Ellie dies? Like when Jurassic Park switched þe kids.

    • @owenmaleski2203
      @owenmaleski2203 3 роки тому

      Whenever I explain the disney remakes, I use this book's plot to explain them

    • @nutterbutterbar4810
      @nutterbutterbar4810 2 роки тому

      Couldn’t agree more

  • @kodiedontexist
    @kodiedontexist 4 роки тому +2447

    “Man, think how great this last shot would be in a movie that wasn’t shitty.”
    Exactly my thoughts tbh

    • @latoyatv2030
      @latoyatv2030 4 роки тому +4

      I might be really late but what's tbh.?

    • @uyagraph
      @uyagraph 4 роки тому +47

      @@latoyatv2030 to bury the hatchet
      Jk it's to be honest

    • @griffithmoony9263
      @griffithmoony9263 4 роки тому +9

      I feel they started with the concept for the ending of the movie then some jackass said instead of trying to make an original story how about we just remake pet semetary

    • @zentral7455
      @zentral7455 4 роки тому

      It means to be honest

    • @bschuler6216
      @bschuler6216 4 роки тому

      3 From Hell
      (The Devil's Rejects)

  • @andrewdyer384
    @andrewdyer384 4 роки тому +754

    I'd love to know why almost every truck used as a jump scare is honking its horn even when there is no logical reason.

    • @booshbush1487
      @booshbush1487 4 роки тому +32

      i dont get why theres so many of the same trucks running down your street every day lol. is it a ritual for this truck driver?cause im pretty sure no shop needs new stockups every day

    • @jmc1189
      @jmc1189 4 роки тому +1

      Alebema

    • @____KB
      @____KB 4 роки тому +4

      You answered your own question

    • @chicken595
      @chicken595 4 роки тому +3

      They're honking for the kids, I guess

    • @leave3451
      @leave3451 2 роки тому

      @@jmc1189 “Sweet Home Alebema!”

  • @ksoundkaiju9256
    @ksoundkaiju9256 4 роки тому +1407

    why didn't the family invest in building a fence around their property?
    who wants to live in an ungated house?

    • @tm6835
      @tm6835 4 роки тому +35

      My first thought when the semi drives by

    • @liamwarner5749
      @liamwarner5749 4 роки тому +90

      @@tm6835 My first thought was given those trucks appear to be going past day and night on a regular basis how long did they actually research the house before buying it? I mean they don't even seem to know the extent of their property or that the house has a serious termite problem.

    • @GingkoBalboa142
      @GingkoBalboa142 4 роки тому +43

      Lots of people do, but if you live by a huge cargo road AND HAVE PETS AND CHILDREN you'd build a fence before moving in! There's an explanation why they don't in the book but I don't think it was in the movie...

    • @lindsay4254
      @lindsay4254 4 роки тому +7

      Is it common for ppl to fence their houses?

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 4 роки тому

      Them apparently

  • @D_YellowMadness
    @D_YellowMadness 4 роки тому +830

    The book explained why the parents didn't expect their kid to get away from them & into traffic by having him be a toddler & having them only momentarily look away. The movie ruined that by using a much older kid. The movie then tried to make her death a twist by having Gage also run into the street but that doesn't work because she obviously has no reason for being in the movie except so she can die instead of Gage & it's not shocking even if you don't expect it because her death is less disturbing than if Gage had died.
    The book explained why so many conveniences let the cemetery keep being used by implying that the cemetery was manipulating everyone. It also made the concept more interesting by having each revived person/animal behave differently because they were possessed by different demons with different personalities. The movie ruined that by removing all of it & having the people & animals come back as evil versions of themselves.
    The book used the cat as a red herring who's actually just a harmless neutral demon & having Gage be the only one who gets possessed by an evil demon. The movie ruined that by making the cat evil & turning it into a generic jump scare robot & having the the cat & the daughter work together with the cemetery to get more demons because... because.
    A cat who wobbles like it doesn't know how to operate a cat body & stares at people all the time but has no clear goal is creepy. A cat that just acts like an angry cat most of the time is boring. Also, adding Gage to the crash scene & having the whole thing go down in such a complex way just gives the daughter way too much time to dodge the truck so the whole movie ends up being based on an impossible premise & it just ends up being Heavy Rain all over again.

    • @Lucario9d
      @Lucario9d 4 роки тому +50

      D YellowMadness I don’t have the patience to read what you said but I’ll like anyway

    • @NotMorganFreeman.
      @NotMorganFreeman. 4 роки тому +59

      Nice contribution. You described every problem I had with this movie also.

    • @bleeneo101
      @bleeneo101 4 роки тому +32

      Yea so basically, it should have never been remade.

    • @chicken595
      @chicken595 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah, so many plot holes and poor interpretation from the book ruin a ton of movies like this

    • @bleeneo101
      @bleeneo101 3 роки тому +4

      @The Philosopher's Cat yea same here but this one in particular should never been messed with. Little too close to the chest for me.

  • @G-Unit1111
    @G-Unit1111 4 роки тому +663

    "Curiosity killed the cat... and also a semi-truck." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bisexualfish2953
      @bisexualfish2953 4 роки тому +5

      r/emojipolice! Put your hands above your head and don't move!

    • @InfernalDalek
      @InfernalDalek 4 роки тому +13

      My first thought was
      ...curiosity killed the semi truck?

    • @whyudoit4009
      @whyudoit4009 4 роки тому +1

      @@bisexualfish2953 dont worry mate, he has clearance

    • @oldsoul1384
      @oldsoul1384 4 роки тому +1

      Cinema sins is good at puns like that

    • @christowers7307
      @christowers7307 4 роки тому +6

      This sentence contains a dangling modifier, causing confusion on first read. It should read:
      Curiosity, as well as the semi truck, killed the cat.

  • @smackedpickle
    @smackedpickle 4 роки тому +1388

    This whole movie could be avoided with a “Slow, Children At Play” sign, especially considering the fact that they’ve already seen how fast trucks zoom by~

    • @kat78681
      @kat78681 4 роки тому +64

      or, as Lachelle Lewis
      mentions above, build a GD fence.

    • @smackedpickle
      @smackedpickle 4 роки тому +40

      Why not both? *Laughs in Russian*

    • @officialclownbusiness7788
      @officialclownbusiness7788 4 роки тому +18

      Plus, those children are obviously *slow*.

    • @deanjohnson9670
      @deanjohnson9670 4 роки тому +30

      The book says the place makes drivers go faster then they should

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 4 роки тому +27

      Or a decent *FUCKING FENCE! AND SPEEDBUMPS!*

  • @crowkat4519
    @crowkat4519 4 роки тому +413

    Cat: *dies*
    Oldest Daughter: *dies*
    Mom: *dies*
    Dad: *dies*
    Baby: *dies but we never seen it*

    • @Monkey-vq3ok
      @Monkey-vq3ok 4 роки тому +16

      I don't think you can show baby's dying

    • @chicken595
      @chicken595 4 роки тому +5

      If they used a robot would it be less offensive?

    • @josch5305
      @josch5305 3 роки тому +33

      I went to see this movie in theaters with my mother. When we came out she said she liked the suspense at the end, not knowing if the kid dies or not. I said we know he dies, because the car door is open at the beginning of the movie. She was surprised and said she didn't notice and insisted we didn't see it. I've never watched another movie with her.

    • @fizzlebeari4875
      @fizzlebeari4875 3 роки тому +7

      @@Monkey-vq3ok Yes ofc they made him die when we did not see :/

    • @josch5305
      @josch5305 3 роки тому +14

      @@ale5cat-san689 he's not, at the very beginning of the movie, when there is a shot above the forest and house, you can see the car door is open, which means they got him

  • @emilyharvey4930
    @emilyharvey4930 4 роки тому +719

    I thought it was pretty interesting that nothing came of those weirdo mask-wearing kids. There was no threat coming from that direction after all o_O They just buried their pets in the normal ground and that was that.

    • @sonnic1995
      @sonnic1995 4 роки тому +99

      I hated that the trailers made it seem like there was something going on with that... and probably they also just shoot those scenes for the trailer. Just a throw away line about what they were doing and that's it, yet it made it to the trailers.

    • @yourbabytee5343
      @yourbabytee5343 4 роки тому +36

      The trailers made it seem like they were a big part of the movie and I was so pissed off when they were not

    • @jongon0848
      @jongon0848 3 роки тому +8

      As soon as I saw it in the trailers it reminded me of the Wicker Man.

    • @xara7982
      @xara7982 2 роки тому +3

      i was disappointed that when they were introduced, they never had any other screen time. all they were was a bunch of kids that are supposed to be creepy.

  • @zzzaaaaacccckkk5148
    @zzzaaaaacccckkk5148 4 роки тому +676

    “Pet semetary, can’t you read the sign?”
    Roollllll credits?

  • @Zeddyboi86
    @Zeddyboi86 4 роки тому +1453

    Graveyard Shift reference: Too blatant.
    Cujo reference: Too subtle.

    • @TakuroSpirit77
      @TakuroSpirit77 4 роки тому +29

      At least there was no Dark Tower reference at ALL.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 4 роки тому +35

      Welcome to Cinemasins.

    • @AzrialAlaria
      @AzrialAlaria 4 роки тому +24

      More like too subtitle

    • @FulcanMal
      @FulcanMal 4 роки тому +4

      @@AzrialAlaria Well played:)

    • @elykspuz6596
      @elykspuz6596 4 роки тому +6

      In his defence there was a lot of noise drowning out the Cujo reference. Knowing this channel they probably loved the original and hated this.

  • @larencurry5230
    @larencurry5230 3 роки тому +49

    4:00 I would NEVER tell my partner a patient's name. Massive HIPAA violation

    • @Dark_Mishra
      @Dark_Mishra 3 роки тому +6

      That might be a HIPAA violation, but I’m sure most people in the medical field still discuss their day with their spouses. In this movie he’s only a school doctor, not a government agent. If the law didn’t want medical practitioners discussing info like that, they should make it a law that they can’t be married so discussions like that wouldn’t come up.

    • @larencurry5230
      @larencurry5230 3 роки тому +10

      @@Dark_Mishra I tell my partner about my day/patients all the time. That's totally fine as far as HIPAA goes. It's using his name that's the problem. A rule of thumb is to not say anything that would let the person figure out who you're talking about. That's the violation

    • @michelleprieur1
      @michelleprieur1 2 роки тому +3

      @@Dark_Mishra You can talk about your day all day long, that has nothing to do with it. HIPAA clearly states that medical professionals cannot disclose identifying information to anyone unless medically necessary. Being a school doctor has nothing to do with it. It's unreal to me how many uneducated people there are out there.

    • @thegeneralgamer4921
      @thegeneralgamer4921 Рік тому

      @@Dark_Mishra That's like saying anyone that deals with any sort of classified information can't be married so it won't come up xD
      HIPPA, classified information, NDA's, etc., restrict a person from telling others certain information, married or not. You don't get a 'free pass' to talk about information just because you're married, and, as a professional, you're expected to not share it even with those closest to you.

  • @venomenace
    @venomenace 4 роки тому +238

    "I said move and your dead!"
    "I say I'm dead, and I move." - The Crow.
    Somehow apropos.

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 3 роки тому

      "At least he didn't do that walking-agianst-the-wind $h!t... I hate that." 😀

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 3 роки тому +1

      "At least he didn't do that walking-agianst-the-wind $h!t... I hate that." 😀

  • @jjwp-ql5rv
    @jjwp-ql5rv 4 роки тому +704

    *lack of trees*
    Antarctica ❌
    Desert❌
    Moon❌
    Boston ✔️

    • @directentertainmentaplacef8630
      @directentertainmentaplacef8630 4 роки тому +9

      I feel so uneducated. :/

    • @plaguemarine7767
      @plaguemarine7767 4 роки тому +10

      The Moon has trees

    • @bobzombie2710
      @bobzombie2710 4 роки тому +3

      @@plaguemarine7767 So does Antarctica. Whats your point?

    • @officialclownbusiness7788
      @officialclownbusiness7788 4 роки тому +3

      Boston has trees. I've smoked some good trees there.

    • @oscarword775
      @oscarword775 4 роки тому

      @@bobzombie2710 Well, neither have trees. Antarctica used to have trees, and the Moon had seeds orbit it and land on the Earth to grow. There aren't currently trees on either of them.

  • @sortaanonymouslaex9564
    @sortaanonymouslaex9564 4 роки тому +1321

    "Now. I. Have. Some. Oatmeal."
    *"Ho.Ho.Ho."*

    • @Jellied_Slime_Games
      @Jellied_Slime_Games 4 роки тому +19

      Fantastic... Oatmeal

    • @coolerking816
      @coolerking816 4 роки тому +57

      I laughed so damn hard

    • @Thore__
      @Thore__ 4 роки тому +23

      Can someone explain this to me?

    • @virtuex10
      @virtuex10 4 роки тому +17

      I haven't laughed that hard in so long.
      It took me like 5 seconds for the reference to even click. Lol

    • @jayrusty2012
      @jayrusty2012 4 роки тому +17

      Thore it’s a Die Hard reference, noob! 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @farm4422
    @farm4422 4 роки тому +202

    CinemaSins: Counts the sins
    Dead Meat: Counts the kills

    • @cllumthf637
      @cllumthf637 4 роки тому +7

      тнєи ¢ιиємα ѕιиѕ ¢συитѕ тнє ѕιиѕ ιи σиє σf ∂єα∂ мєαтѕ νι∂єσѕ-

    • @frostabzml2403
      @frostabzml2403 4 роки тому +13

      Best of both worlds

    • @CDNBreadDogs
      @CDNBreadDogs 4 роки тому +6

      CinemaWins: counts the wins
      CinemaSins sins: counts the sins sins

    • @dinoskitsofficial
      @dinoskitsofficial 4 роки тому +3

      Both r great

  • @broadcastsinthedark5213
    @broadcastsinthedark5213 4 роки тому +161

    “I mean, he could be curious, but remember, curiosity killed the cat. Well and
    ThE SeMi TrUcK” I am DYING at that

    • @beepusboop8678
      @beepusboop8678 3 роки тому +1

      I keep on forgetting that I'm the only person who calls the semi truck, fart truck.

  • @rosevampire3755
    @rosevampire3755 4 роки тому +808

    One thing that confused me about the movie was that the resurrected people seem to have a plan to resurrect more people. In the book when the resurrected people/animals go bad they just want to torture and murder people they have no overall agenda apart from causing suffering. In the movie they seem to have some unexplained intention of killing and resurrecting as many people as possible.

    • @margisama
      @margisama 4 роки тому +95

      Essentially the people who come back aren't people they're demons/wendigos spirits who need physical hosts, and so by killing living people and burying them in the ground they're providing more hosts for the other demons.

    • @ivassilev1728
      @ivassilev1728 4 роки тому +85

      @@margisama I actually thought it was because they wanted the whole family and only the family. As this would explain why they didn't resurrect Judd. Why did they need only the family? This I do not know.

    • @kuromiLayfe
      @kuromiLayfe 4 роки тому +16

      the resurrected in this movie remind me more of the anime Shiki
      Shiki are vampire like beings that are almost impossible to kill except by the basic vampire ways (stake through the heart /chop off the head/ sunlight (though there is a sub species that is immune to sunlight)
      most shiki were humans and most first kill/turn relatives first

    • @memorra
      @memorra 4 роки тому +13

      @@ivassilev1728 maybe because they were the owners of the land?

    • @heinzdoof8254
      @heinzdoof8254 4 роки тому +20

      This is just my opinion based off of the alternate ending, but I think that the mom was killed and brought back because she rejected Ellie after she came back. The only way for them all to be a family again would be if Rachel wasn't Rachel anymore, just like Ellie.

  • @vastotales4431
    @vastotales4431 4 роки тому +2092

    If you guys are doing horror theme movies this month, Can you Sin " Jason versus Freddy"

    • @r-mance
      @r-mance 4 роки тому +19

      agreed

    • @thexofanboy3356
      @thexofanboy3356 4 роки тому +28

      Please... that movie was bad

    • @wetjerry3267
      @wetjerry3267 4 роки тому +22

      Wizard X I think that might be the point...

    • @iknoweyek0ne882
      @iknoweyek0ne882 4 роки тому +43

      The movie was shit in my opinion but the solid amount of fighting we got between Freddy and Jason was good

    • @confusedlemur12
      @confusedlemur12 4 роки тому +4

      Or do the one jason movie but then again thats a movie that shouldnt be name

  • @Demonamic777
    @Demonamic777 4 роки тому +61

    Yeah looking deeper into this movie is actually really intriguing as it's essentially a Wendigo that has control over a large radius of Ludlow. Encouraging drivers to drive recklessly, whispering suggestions to residents, then of course having full control over all the bodies that are buried in it's tomb that it can bring back.

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset 2 роки тому

      Says that in the book

    • @dingohunter2717
      @dingohunter2717 2 роки тому

      Yeah nah u ever wonders what goes through his mind laying next to his undead daughter with Staples in her skull

    • @rachelwhite3286
      @rachelwhite3286 2 роки тому

      I don't remember that from the book

    • @theresayy
      @theresayy Рік тому +3

      @@rachelwhite3286 the book didn't say it outright, but there were hints. Like Jud said people always go back there even when they knew it wasn't right, how the trucks seem to always speed up on that road, or the kids in town maintaining the trail without anyone asking thme to

  • @randomwhovian1075
    @randomwhovian1075 4 роки тому +56

    I literally muttered “it’s a wendigo” to myself mere seconds before 11:55. *Whispers ominously* It’s like he heard me!

    • @owenmaleski2203
      @owenmaleski2203 3 роки тому

      But they never even showed the wendigo in the books. They hinted that it was prowling around whenever Louis would go the the cemetery but they never actually showed it.

  • @CAPNCOCKPUNCH
    @CAPNCOCKPUNCH 4 роки тому +483

    "I don't wanna be buried, in a Pet cemetery, I don't want to live my life againnnnn"

    • @jorgepena9104
      @jorgepena9104 4 роки тому +14

      One of the best Ramones songs

    • @RoyaltoonzHD
      @RoyaltoonzHD 4 роки тому +5

      I was just thinking about that song lol

    • @nakedmolerat8031
      @nakedmolerat8031 4 роки тому +2

      My favorite song ever. It will play at my funeral

    • @diablorises
      @diablorises 4 роки тому +2

      Yes!!

    • @SVD_NL
      @SVD_NL 4 роки тому +3

      Just the title of this movie had this song stuck in my head through the entirety. So glad he mentioned it at the end!

  • @mlvldrdg1494
    @mlvldrdg1494 4 роки тому +608

    the alternate ending where the dad survives and has to live with his choices is SO much better! the ending they chose was the easy way out, so lame. this movie would have been a lot better imo if they wouldn’t have spoiled it with the trailers.

    • @diablorises
      @diablorises 4 роки тому +95

      Would have been better had they not made this remake at all.

    • @strangeanimations588
      @strangeanimations588 4 роки тому +17

      This movie was stupid to begin with

    • @jacksamunster4407
      @jacksamunster4407 4 роки тому +33

      The original pet semetary while not horrible, wasn't a great film to begin with so this remake was unecessary

    • @memorra
      @memorra 4 роки тому +24

      I agree but they wanted to go the sadistic route of the entire family coming to murder the little boy locked in the car.

    • @mlvldrdg1494
      @mlvldrdg1494 4 роки тому +18

      Big O this entire video is a spoiler lmao

  • @Rippd_Bagel
    @Rippd_Bagel 4 роки тому +148

    The Cujo reference says “killed about 4 people”.
    I’m sinning this because no news outlet would fail to say the dog brutally attacked and killed 4 people. How many people is ABOUT 4?

    • @KillSentinelPrime
      @KillSentinelPrime 4 роки тому +2

      The newscaster was gay and couldn't do math so they just guessed

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +9

      @@KillSentinelPrime i never understand the 'gay people can't do math' but i'm gay and i can't do math either so-

    • @ToxicDelusionzz
      @ToxicDelusionzz 4 роки тому

      Random Promises same

    • @shoeitchy7613
      @shoeitchy7613 4 роки тому

      Random Promises I’m gay and I can do math. Tbh the ‘gay’ part came from nowhere

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому

      @@shoeitchy7613 I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHERE THE GAY AND CAN'T DO MATH THING CAME FROM. i think. a yt video that was titled when you're gay and can't do math and you try calculating the tip.

  • @amandaraydoesntcare2817
    @amandaraydoesntcare2817 4 роки тому +89

    The pacing was so weird. The third act is where things get hyped up, but then it ends abruptly.

  • @travishimebaugh8381
    @travishimebaugh8381 4 роки тому +154

    "Mr. King, after being so outspoken with your criticisms of Kubrick's _The Shining,_ are you at all concerned about the sub-par adaptations of your books coming out?"
    *Rolls several 50 dollar bills into a cigar* "Nope."

    • @diablorises
      @diablorises 4 роки тому +10

      Eh, Kubrick's version was better anyway.

    • @theworstmaid
      @theworstmaid 4 роки тому +1

      @@diablorises it'a really good

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 4 роки тому +4

      I'm pretty sure Mr.King is just Dean Winchester levels done with this shit.

    • @diablorises
      @diablorises 4 роки тому

      @@oddeyes9413 lmao you're probably right.

    • @travishimebaugh8381
      @travishimebaugh8381 4 роки тому +1

      @Mooky Blaylock A possibility. Perhaps King's intellectual property was sold out from under him by the publisher or something, and he's dismayed with these adaptations. I wouldn't know. I merely thought it was a funny joke.
      I don't feel unsupported in suggesting that the adaptations ARE sub-par, though.

  • @marynwinters4817
    @marynwinters4817 4 роки тому +738

    Tbh Church just acts like every normal cat even when it’s turned “evil”. My cat who loves to get pet has scratched me.

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 4 роки тому +11

      The Raven mine will ocassiobaly scratch and bite me when I walk past him
      he also likes to terrorize my other cat by chasing her

    • @Soviet-Camel
      @Soviet-Camel 4 роки тому +4

      Has your cat told you that he/she loves you?

    • @choyenwaymouth4448
      @choyenwaymouth4448 4 роки тому +32

      You need to read the book. The book does an incredible job at describing just how horribly wrong church becomes, it’s one of the scariest things I’ve ever read.

    • @ksoundkaiju9256
      @ksoundkaiju9256 4 роки тому

      Arena of skud give us some examples
      I assume it's mostly in his behavior

    • @ramyeonhan8276
      @ramyeonhan8276 4 роки тому +4

      My cat never does! She only lightly bites me now and then when we're playing. Everybody tells me it's weird how sweet she is lol

  • @GingkoBalboa142
    @GingkoBalboa142 4 роки тому +33

    Yeah, run around the front yard next to a heavily trafficked cargo road BLINDFOLDED. I'm surprised Ellie was the one who died and not her dad -.-

  • @adambump5297
    @adambump5297 4 роки тому +37

    A cairn is a mound of rough stones built as a memorial or landmark, typically on a hilltop or skyline.

  • @lc3920
    @lc3920 4 роки тому +479

    “The trees are all green on Halloween in Maine” *ding*

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 4 роки тому +13

      Right?! Clearly no one in Hollywood has been in upstate NY/New England anywhere close to winter.

    • @dannybeads3672
      @dannybeads3672 4 роки тому +8

      Lol they don’t have seasons in Hollywood, which is just depressing proof Hollywood is lazy and stupid now, it’s little details like that which good movies should get right even if most people won’t notice or care if they don’t. It shouldn’t be that hard to get it right, and they should be embarrassed to screw up something so simple. The question is... were they stupid and messed it up? Or were they just lazy? And which would they rather admit to being, lazy or stupid? Lol if you say you were lazy I means you knew you were getting a detail wrong, making you an asshole, but you don’t wanna seem stupid either lol... so what do you think the truth is? Were they lazy assholes or were they just stupid?

    • @AlyssaGB89
      @AlyssaGB89 4 роки тому +7

      I know right?! Most years there aren't even any leaves left on the trees here come Halloween!

    • @infinitesimotel
      @infinitesimotel 4 роки тому +6

      Doesn't matter, there's a black person in it, that is what is important.

    • @davidfuller4110
      @davidfuller4110 4 роки тому

      The girl getting hit by the trucks trailer and the stitches in the back of her head? How did that happen?

  • @eddyking1225
    @eddyking1225 4 роки тому +404

    As a cubs fan I wasn’t ready to be hurt like this…

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 4 роки тому +19

      If you dont want to be hurt then maybe you should pick a better team. teehee

    • @larrymays4244
      @larrymays4244 4 роки тому

      They just one a World Series not that long ago....did they blow that team up already?

    • @justinbrauer1834
      @justinbrauer1834 4 роки тому +1

      Hey we won the ws and LA just got eliminated we happy

    • @justinbrauer1834
      @justinbrauer1834 4 роки тому

      @@larrymays4244 they didn't necessarily blow up the team, he just slowly dropped his performance every year after

  • @lucykateflores9144
    @lucykateflores9144 4 роки тому +29

    The movie:
    Just some organisms that died and got burried in a forbidden place and then became zombies.
    And that's the movie

  • @japonaliya
    @japonaliya 2 роки тому +17

    Flaws aside, one if my favorite scenes in a horror film is when Ellie comes back, gets a bath and then in bed remarks, "I'm dead, aren't I? " and the dad replies, "No you're here" and then he lays down next to her knowing what she really is...
    I also felt having a nine year old Ellie come back from the dead was much scarier than a two year old Gage.
    I also liked the final scene of the alternate ending much better, sans the extended graveyard fight between Ellie and her dad.
    The "family portrait" scene at the end with a horrified squirming Gage was brilliant.

    • @sage1682
      @sage1682 6 місяців тому

      I gotta disagree with you about the 9yr old being scarier than the toddler scuddling around and being hard to locate until he attacks. Way creepier that a toddler possessed by the Wendigo being bested and whining, "No fair, no fair" as it dies a second time.
      The only way the 9yr old is creepier is that it has more autonomy and more strength to attack.
      They just made it the older sister to appeal to the woke audiences that it centers around the girl, which is fine if it was better than the original but objectively it wasn't.

  • @Steve-O215
    @Steve-O215 4 роки тому +445

    “Now I have oatmeal. Ho. Ho. Ho.”
    Why was this so funny to me?? 😂

    • @mainecurtis1192
      @mainecurtis1192 4 роки тому +11

      SteveTha Boi I would’ve been scared but I was losing my shit at that comment

    • @sexy_manonatricycle2344
      @sexy_manonatricycle2344 4 роки тому +4

      SteveTha Boi i legit jumped

    • @mentallyilldarkjeroid5378
      @mentallyilldarkjeroid5378 4 роки тому +2

      In Gematria, if you write out "The Pet Sematary" spelled like this you get 666 in the Satanic cipher. But you have to include "the" which the titles do not. Oh, well. How appropriate, though. People can go on the Gematrinator site to check for themselves.

    • @ShiftyXY
      @ShiftyXY 4 роки тому

      SteveTha Boi me too😂😂

    • @TyNunya
      @TyNunya 4 роки тому +4

      Die Hard reference "Now I have a gun HO HO HO" cause Christmas time.

  • @annushkanoor4328
    @annushkanoor4328 4 роки тому +618

    why does the main dude look like a discount Chandler Bing

  • @nikolai1326
    @nikolai1326 3 роки тому +7

    "I feel like I watched Louis dig this hole in real time" Not gonna lie, that's what that section of the book felt like, I love ya Stephen King but you can definitely trim down your stuff.

  • @felixelcat2007
    @felixelcat2007 4 роки тому +16

    Family that seems pretty well off doesn't buy a fence when they notice how close the highway is.

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset 2 роки тому +1

      Or chops down the 8000 trees and makes one?

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 2 роки тому

      And bought the house sight unseen? Had to be another house in town on a quieter street.

  • @Rea_Content
    @Rea_Content 4 роки тому +134

    "Now, I have...some oatmeal Ho Ho Ho" favorite quote ever

    • @flow5601
      @flow5601 4 роки тому +5

      I know! This quote is amazing!

  • @razzar3666
    @razzar3666 4 роки тому +154

    "Did you die?"
    "Yes....But I lived!"

    • @smegintheheads822
      @smegintheheads822 4 роки тому +4

      I know it sounds stupid, but my mate died, twice, hes still alive, also had a collapsed lung and was hit by a car twice I have no idea how hes still alive tbh.

    • @XxXTheFacelessOneXxX
      @XxXTheFacelessOneXxX 4 роки тому +10

      Excellent time for a Buck reference.

    • @user-73a
      @user-73a 4 роки тому +2

      ice age ha ha ha

    • @wintersummer1633
      @wintersummer1633 4 роки тому +1

      @@smegintheheads822 dude your friend is obviously reanimated. you gotta watch your back

  • @debbiecoombs3388
    @debbiecoombs3388 4 роки тому +24

    I'm surprised he didn't mention the stitches in the back of her head when she was bathing in the movie

  • @fdding
    @fdding 4 роки тому +17

    Speaking of a Cujo reference, you should do "Everything Wrong With Cujo." Who agrees?

  • @BrianDePalmaII
    @BrianDePalmaII 4 роки тому +133

    Cinema Sins: “This scene does not contain a lap dan...wait, those are cats.”

  • @watery_melon5882
    @watery_melon5882 4 роки тому +35

    12:42
    At that time in the movie, someone in the theater yelled ‘ It’s the cat!’

  • @violinguygolf9125
    @violinguygolf9125 4 роки тому +55

    Totally missed the “I’m he captain now” audio outtake

  • @ceedoda
    @ceedoda 4 роки тому +354

    Everything wrong with pet sematary: the whole movie

    • @ceedoda
      @ceedoda 4 роки тому +16

      @CASPER 12345 what does that have to do with anything I didn't like it cuz it was terrible was a horrible ending just like the first one and you can't really relax and enjoy the movie when it's God awful

    • @keizelysrodriguezgonzalez8209
      @keizelysrodriguezgonzalez8209 4 роки тому +6

      I personally liked the movie? 😬 Don't @ me

    • @tombstonejones9581
      @tombstonejones9581 4 роки тому +5

      @@keizelysrodriguezgonzalez8209 I'll @ you because you have questionable taste, so maybe I've got a shot. 😆

    • @rhyaloveaux
      @rhyaloveaux 4 роки тому +1

      Hehe I’m your 69th like and yes I am a twelvey 😂

    • @crayhack
      @crayhack 4 роки тому +5

      @CASPER 12345 bro what. These reviews are satire to point out things blatantly off about movies. Nowhere has anyone here complained about the mechanics of things happening, time-frames on the other hand. When things are blatantly fucking weird/off in a movie, it makes sense to point them out.

  • @NOAHSMOMMY
    @NOAHSMOMMY 4 роки тому +57

    OMG I died at your singing, "WATCH THE GLASSWARE, TINY DANNNNCEEEER!"
    😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @Solveig16
      @Solveig16 4 роки тому

      If you died, do you want to be buried in a regular cemetery or the pet kind? :)

  • @VGNtheunwise
    @VGNtheunwise 4 роки тому +325

    Let's just take a moment to appreciate this guy for watching so many movies for us

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 4 роки тому +10

      VideoGameNoob15 how is that a fucking chore? Lmao dude he should be thanking us for giving him the ability to do so for a living

    • @zachsteele6964
      @zachsteele6964 4 роки тому +7

      @@kx7500 editing?

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 4 роки тому

      TrashMutt Reviews that’s irrelevant

    • @zachsteele6964
      @zachsteele6964 4 роки тому +6

      @@kx7500 how?

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 4 роки тому

      TrashMutt Reviews read the initial comment. Watching.

  • @charliefilms6587
    @charliefilms6587 4 роки тому +12

    “Curiosity killed the cat, well, and the semi truck”! 😂 Great way of interpreting this! 😂

  • @mf_dva
    @mf_dva 4 роки тому +8

    I remember wanting to see this when I saw the trailer and quickly forgetting it was a thing until I saw it on Blu-Ray inside a Barnes & Nobles a month or so ago. It really did just come and go without much fuss.
    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this remake was only greenlit to tide the coattails of the first "It" remakes success.

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset 2 роки тому

      They have green lit almost every Stephen King novel. The remake of The Stand was fucking horrible

  • @terezak860
    @terezak860 4 роки тому +200

    Actually I really love the dusty drawers... It is a nice little detail, like... in the book the whole family was kinda afraid of Zelda and what was she representing and... Well that detail what is doing the movie job. Job called "Show don't tell."

    • @Royal__Kitsune
      @Royal__Kitsune 4 роки тому +5

      I've never read the book or seen the original. Who's this Zelda Jeremy mentioned?
      I thought he was referencing LoZ

    • @terezak860
      @terezak860 4 роки тому +24

      @@Royal__Kitsune Well. I read the book long time ago. But I remember that Zelda was Rachels (Louis wife) sister and she was suffering from Spinal Meningitis. In the book she was slowly dying and there was no cure. She was at home at that time and her parents was afraid of slow death she was representing, so they often left Rachel alone with her.
      (If there is someone who read the book more recently than me, feel free to correct me)
      Also in my opinion Rachels memories about Zelda in this movie are representing her guilt and Wendigo (entity whitch is reviving the death bodies) influence. Because she believes that she was responsible for her death and Wendigo digged that and it is using this trauma aganist her. I do not know or remember why. Maybe Wendigo is just giant dick :D
      Also, sorry for some mispronounging or bad grammar. Englis is my second language.

    • @WilliamBlakeHall
      @WilliamBlakeHall 4 роки тому +1

      @@terezak860 that is correct. Zelda was the scariest thing in the original movie for me.

    • @WilliamBlakeHall
      @WilliamBlakeHall 4 роки тому +2

      @@terezak860 also, your grammar and English is Perfect!

    • @terezak860
      @terezak860 4 роки тому

      @@WilliamBlakeHall thank you for the kind words :)

  • @orangejuicesimpson7233
    @orangejuicesimpson7233 4 роки тому +66

    He didnt point out the scene where it starts out in the day time when the mom comes back to the house, then it's suddenly night

  • @canadianplinker9011
    @canadianplinker9011 4 роки тому +16

    "watch the glassware tiny dancer" lmao

  • @joewilkinson3841
    @joewilkinson3841 Рік тому +5

    "Watch the glassware tiny dancer" had me laughing so hard.
    🤣 🤣

  • @Retro-uw5ie
    @Retro-uw5ie 4 роки тому +76

    My problem with this movie is that a ten thousand pound semi at 60+ mph wouldn't leave much cat to bury, same with the girl

    • @nataliawashington872
      @nataliawashington872 3 роки тому +9

      Same I was surprised to see the Dad crying over her body, I thought her body would’ve been completely splat blood everywhere possibly smooshed under the truck, but somehow it managed to fling her body to the grass...I call bullshit. It would’ve worked better if it was just a regular car speeding but a Semi-Truck hell nah

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset 2 роки тому

      @@nataliawashington872 I was thinking of the movie The Horse Whisperer, where Pilgrim rears up at the semi, but only has a face and chest injury and no broken bones!

    • @Br0ken_Rosary
      @Br0ken_Rosary Рік тому +3

      Tbh I thought Ellie was gonna be more mutilated than she was

  • @seratonin6313
    @seratonin6313 4 роки тому +51

    The Zelda scenes from both movies actually scared the crap out of me.

  • @thepokemaniacknight1074
    @thepokemaniacknight1074 4 роки тому +18

    12:43 When I first watched this movie, I had the same thought. She's still a little girl, undead or not, so not only should she not be able to fight her dad like this, but she couldn't have dragged her mother to the burial grounds and come back to fight Louis in time, and then hold out until her mother trekked back to kill him. But when I say it people me to shut up and that it's just a movie

    • @nataliawashington872
      @nataliawashington872 3 роки тому

      You are right and it should have taken her Mother longer to come back, I’m guessing Ellie came back in a couple of hours prolly more but we have the Mom coming back in like 10 to 30 minutes which makes no sense, I get the Dad was knocked out for a while but shouldn’t he have still caught up to Ellie in time, I mean don’t you have to go through the pet cemetery, climb those sticks, then go down that long ass trail to get to the magical resurrecting graveyard??????? So yeah he should’ve definitely been able to catch up with her

    • @frozenzenberry4101
      @frozenzenberry4101 3 роки тому +2

      I hate excuses like that. "Why can't you just watch a movie?" Well why can't movies be held to some degree of realism within their own set world rules.

    • @nataliawashington872
      @nataliawashington872 3 роки тому +1

      @@frozenzenberry4101 ikr plus when we talk about the movie like this it’s a discussion and it makes the movie more interesting

    • @nataliawashington872
      @nataliawashington872 3 роки тому +2

      Plus the least she could’ve done was at least struggle to drag her mom but she didn’t as if coming back to life just gave her super strength

  • @bikelifemtb1292
    @bikelifemtb1292 4 роки тому +3

    all movie directors should watch this channel

  • @TxnBBQ75
    @TxnBBQ75 4 роки тому +227

    Cairn: a mound of rough stones built as a memorial or landmark, typically on a hilltop or skyline

    • @diablorises
      @diablorises 4 роки тому +3

      Thanks!

    • @strangeanimations588
      @strangeanimations588 4 роки тому +4

      He was only asking that in assumption that Louis wouldn't know what a cairn is

    • @bernerdsmeth9912
      @bernerdsmeth9912 4 роки тому +6

      How on earth do people not know this. Geesh, take a hike! (Har har)

    • @bobzombie2710
      @bobzombie2710 4 роки тому

      I'm assuming you didn't see the quotes.

    • @TxnBBQ75
      @TxnBBQ75 4 роки тому +3

      @@bobzombie2710 yes I did but there are going to be people that are actually going to ask that question and I simply provided the answer

  • @The_Musical_Cartograph
    @The_Musical_Cartograph 4 роки тому +38

    Also : family of protagonists having a casual conversation in a car in the beginning of a horror movie cliché

  • @tyrone5969
    @tyrone5969 2 роки тому +5

    I love that her mother says don't walk off by yourself but nothing about how she shouldn't hangout in the woods with strange adults they don't even know.
    If she would've wondered off around their home or within the backyard it would've been fine, spending time with a complete stranger anywhere is a danger to kids.

  • @simontrainbrainz6038
    @simontrainbrainz6038 4 роки тому +103

    It’s sad how Jud never says “ayuh!”

  • @gamaman401
    @gamaman401 4 роки тому +53

    Fans: We want endgame
    CinemaSins:No i dont think i will

    • @Rushking20
      @Rushking20 4 роки тому +3

      GamaMan more yall cry about it their not gonna do it

    • @Kentrc11
      @Kentrc11 4 роки тому

      Fans: We want endgame
      Th3Birdman: We're in the endgame now

    • @DigitalHeliumJumper
      @DigitalHeliumJumper 4 роки тому +3

      The problem is that Marvel stans will go insane over it. Becasue they don't get the point of this channel. And they'll start bitching like crazy when their favorite movies get made fun of.

    • @Kentrc11
      @Kentrc11 4 роки тому

      @@DigitalHeliumJumper You're not wrong. The comments on this video that are obssessive over it getting made irregardless of other options being available are case-in-point.

  • @puckguts7728
    @puckguts7728 4 роки тому +5

    This would have been a very different movie if the dad decided to pull a Hal from Malcolm in the middle and just make his own speed bumps 😂

  • @freewilldummies1603
    @freewilldummies1603 4 роки тому +5

    That highway was produced by finale destination lmao 😂🤣😅

  • @TheJaded1
    @TheJaded1 4 роки тому +8

    The biggest sin was changing the death from Gage to Ellie, the original was so horrifying to people because it was a 3 year old murdering his family. The little demonic girl trope is so overdone that you can't swing a dead cat in Hollywood without slapping a producer with another yet another 'demon girl' script in the works.

  • @jasongoodwin9951
    @jasongoodwin9951 4 роки тому +178

    Please save me from this crap movie by doing “Snakes on a Plane”

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 4 роки тому +1

      Allow me: *I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes! On this mother fucking plane!*

    • @ryry20002
      @ryry20002 4 роки тому +1

      I like when he does movies so I don't have to watch em.

    • @thechosenjuan8776
      @thechosenjuan8776 4 роки тому

      Jason Goodwin Snakes on a plane is flawless though

    • @bopiiq8947
      @bopiiq8947 4 роки тому

      it has no mistakes, it's just perfect.

  • @who8518
    @who8518 4 роки тому +3

    i remember watching this movie when it came out in theatres with my bestfriend. he kept saying “mEow” and we couldn’t stop laughing the whole time

  • @KillSentinelPrime
    @KillSentinelPrime 4 роки тому +6

    I would have taken a sin off if they had Clancy come play Jud. I know he was in the second one, but it would have been a nice throwback and he'd still get to keep up the pattern of "morally ambiguous characters that end up dying"

  • @JupiterDude3000
    @JupiterDude3000 4 роки тому +30

    “Watch the glassware, Tiny Dancer...”

  • @aeraxxis
    @aeraxxis 4 роки тому +34

    Biggest sin in this film: Ellie is the monster in place of Gage

    • @D-Fens_1632
      @D-Fens_1632 4 роки тому +1

      At first I didn't like that either, seemed like it was something they did just to be different from the original. But for this movie's purposes it works. Her age and maturity compared to Gage sort of took the place of my favorite section of the book, the Timmy Baterman story. When they reduced the Baterman story to a 1 or 2 second glance at an old newspaper clipping, I was really saddened.
      After reading Doctor Sleep when it came out, I thought a similar treatment could have been done for Ellie Creed as an adult. Though I suppose not in movie form, as they went and killed her instead of Gage.

    • @aeraxxis
      @aeraxxis 4 роки тому +4

      @@D-Fens_1632 Still it's like the directors were like "Ohh we gotta make this movie family friendly so no babies will be allowed to die"

    • @colliric
      @colliric 4 роки тому

      @@aeraxxis Yeah.
      Plus Miko Hughes was the highlight of the original film version(as well as Fred Gwynne), he played Gage perfectly and was extremely menacing when he turns evil. The rest of the first film version was average at best.
      This one has the opposite problem. Everything else is superbly done, but the change of the lead villian to the older daughter undermines what makes the story scary. It's a version of the Monkey's Paw legend, and the younger the child the more scary it is.

    • @jeebuschristos8423
      @jeebuschristos8423 3 роки тому

      Some would say that the REAL monster was Louis all along...

  • @IDKGeorge123
    @IDKGeorge123 4 роки тому +4

    Not going to lie, the part where he buries his kid then comes home was probably the best part of the movie. I was actually a little freaked out, waiting for a cheap jump scare or something but they did a good job in that scene.

  • @parkerbeverley4271
    @parkerbeverley4271 2 роки тому +9

    When I first saw the movie I really enjoyed it and watched it a few times. I recently read the book and 1. It's completely different I think out of all the Stephen King books this is one of the more accurate based on pacing. 2. The book is just so much better, if you've read Stephen King or seen other movie adaptations you know it's hard because he goes into a lot of detail or foreshadows every little thing so it's easier to appreciate when reading. Lastly, the book isn't your traditional horror like the movie it's more suspenseful

  • @DaveLennonCopeland
    @DaveLennonCopeland 4 роки тому +279

    CinemaSins - Sematary is a child's spelling, on a sign made by one of the children, who misspelled the word "cemetery."
    The original 1989 movie is way better than this new effort...

  • @rxtdsv810
    @rxtdsv810 4 роки тому +6

    "Now I have some oatmeal, ho ho ho"
    why is that funny?

    • @rachelstratman1405
      @rachelstratman1405 3 роки тому

      It's from the movie Die Hard: John McClane wrote it on the sweatshirt of the first terrorist he dispatched when he sent the body down in an elevator, wearing a Santa hat " Now I have a machine gun Ho, Ho, Ho".

  • @pickleproject-productions8565
    @pickleproject-productions8565 3 роки тому +15

    Okay this movie was frightening as frick, especially the dum waiter scene

  • @thecanadianwombat8486
    @thecanadianwombat8486 4 роки тому +86

    "Cat scratch "eat her"" 😂

  • @Laurenjoinsyoutube
    @Laurenjoinsyoutube 4 роки тому +74

    When the mom and dad didn’t know that each other thought different things about the after life I was extra confused. Why was it just coming up so late into them being together

    • @mattk6101
      @mattk6101 4 роки тому +1

      Because marriage is a sham and god isn't real.

    • @robinhay43
      @robinhay43 4 роки тому +15

      @@mattk6101👉 EDGE LORD ALERT !! 🤘😈🤘

    • @FlamingAtheist
      @FlamingAtheist 4 роки тому

      @@mattk6101 same with the second T in mat

    • @mattk6101
      @mattk6101 4 роки тому

      @@FlamingAtheist well my name is Matthew sooo...

    • @mattk6101
      @mattk6101 4 роки тому +1

      @@robinhay43 marriage is betting someone half your shit that you'll be together for life. It's an archaic relic from bullsh*t religion. God is definitely not real and only white trash name their daughters "Bobbie." I'm sure you have a sister named Lexi or trinity too.

  • @elias69420
    @elias69420 3 роки тому +5

    Description: "In 2019 they remade Pet Sematary. And it came and went and honestly I forgot all about it until it came time for sinning"
    I'm glad I'm not the only one who forgot this movie exists.

  • @CatTh3Cat
    @CatTh3Cat 2 роки тому +2

    i live an hour away from boston, i can confirm that each time ive gone there the lack of trees is what drove me away. not the expensive prices of everything, annoying frat boys, cold air because of the sea breeze, obnoxious traffic, saddening amount of homeless people, fancy stores, overly populated sidewalks....nope! its the trees every time.

  • @Sarahonwheels
    @Sarahonwheels 4 роки тому +59

    The scariest thing about this movie was that my dad was being watched by a man very carefully and he asked if he was ok and he just said that he liked the old movie better. I have never seen him nope faster out of theater

  • @error404usernotfound_
    @error404usernotfound_ 4 роки тому +144

    Requesting “everything wrong with tall girl” until they do it: attempt 3

    • @vampyrphile8458
      @vampyrphile8458 4 роки тому +7

      It never played in cinemas...doesn't qualify

    • @HeresaBanana
      @HeresaBanana 4 роки тому +5

      Check out Cosmonaut Variety Hour's recent review of that train wreck. It's hilarious and practically a sins video

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy 4 роки тому

      @@vampyrphile8458 he did Bird box

    • @memorra
      @memorra 4 роки тому +6

      @@MisssKayy very true but Bird Box was a special case because it became extremely controversial and popular due to twitter trends and actual news stories about people getting injured over it.
      Tall Girl is just a really fucking retarded movie that deserves to die quickly and be forgotten.

    • @mattk6101
      @mattk6101 4 роки тому

      Sounds stupid

  • @paytonronan5921
    @paytonronan5921 4 роки тому +7

    "Watch the glassware, tiny dancer!"

  • @grandtorino7709
    @grandtorino7709 4 роки тому +25

    So this movie is literally a cash grab. Stephen King claimed the rights to the story and paramount wanted to remake it to milk the cash cow one last time.

    • @Gabrosoft
      @Gabrosoft 4 роки тому

      Grand Torino mooo

    • @seriouslyman2611
      @seriouslyman2611 4 роки тому +3

      lol true, I honestly hate this move because it does not line up with the book at all

    • @Jackster1
      @Jackster1 3 роки тому +3

      @@seriouslyman2611 yeah the original movie is great this shit is goofy

  • @syrenity64
    @syrenity64 4 роки тому +70

    I almost went.“wait, there a Legend of Zelda Reference in here?” But now I feel dumb.

    • @Dark_Mishra
      @Dark_Mishra 3 роки тому +1

      This movie wasn’t good enough to deserve a Legend of Zelda reference anyway.

  • @Zeddyboi86
    @Zeddyboi86 4 роки тому +11

    No one will ever replace Fred Gwyn as Jud Crandall!

  • @phigranewmo9934
    @phigranewmo9934 3 роки тому +5

    Alternate title: How to become Zombie Family

  • @williammatthews693
    @williammatthews693 3 роки тому +1

    As soon as he said the title, I don't think I've ever wanted Jeremy to cover a movie as much as... Maximum Overdrive!

  • @ghoulferatu598
    @ghoulferatu598 4 роки тому +193

    I feel like this movie was like and F U to Stephen king before he took it back.

    • @Klaus99999
      @Klaus99999 4 роки тому +4

      Oh it clearly was.

    • @Megaproductions302
      @Megaproductions302 4 роки тому +7

      Agent Pikachu Stephen King likes this movie.

    • @Klaus99999
      @Klaus99999 4 роки тому +18

      Megaproductions302 he liked the original, not this one.

    • @cyrexi3378
      @cyrexi3378 4 роки тому +3

      @@Klaus99999 He liked all the new remakes so far. Even Pet Sematary.

    • @aliciacleeland2257
      @aliciacleeland2257 4 роки тому +6

      @@cyrexi3378 Hell he likes It Chapter 2 so much he made a cameo!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @Red-jl1qr
    @Red-jl1qr 4 роки тому +56

    She was wearing a shirt with the word "Maine" on it.
    Oh, Stephen.

    • @shrekgal4935
      @shrekgal4935 4 роки тому +6

      🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈IT🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

    • @theroombasonfire3092
      @theroombasonfire3092 4 роки тому +2

      yo it literally said derry, and they weren’t very far

  • @eddieriley7895
    @eddieriley7895 2 роки тому

    2:47 I love the reference to rocky he makes when he talks about nana creed

  • @jt-bw6qd
    @jt-bw6qd Рік тому +1

    The whole movie looks like a M.Night Shamalan movie. Imagine the M.Night twist would be as something like oh it was a reality tv show all long hahahahah 😂

  • @BIGJAKE-sq4ds
    @BIGJAKE-sq4ds 4 роки тому +151

    Best sin ever was the God taking his own kid part.

    • @ShaggyTheClown17
      @ShaggyTheClown17 4 роки тому +8

      Works 3 ways actually, just like the trinity xD God the father son and holy spirit, God not only created biological life, sacrificed the life of a body he himself was inhabiting, but also does in fact have every right to take each and every living soul in whatever manner he pleases no matter how cruel it seems to us. That seems to be one of the lessons people learn either from acceptance or through reaching a certain age, doesn't really make it hurt any less but I suppose it does safeguard against possible psychiatric damage.

    • @OneLove-vn2yo
      @OneLove-vn2yo 4 роки тому +2

      THERE IS NO GOD

    • @Alex.ActingandVO
      @Alex.ActingandVO 4 роки тому +5

      That Guy I’d rather not accept a being who would kill us any time it wishes, Let his son die for nothing, demanded sacrifices, created mass genocide by flood, very misogynistic towards women, impregnates a potentially teenage girl, curses anyone who doesn’t believe in it thus driving away free will, and encourages killing on multiple circumstances. God is a man made concept used solely to rule over others though intimidation and fear.

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 4 роки тому +1

      Alex Hernandez and he’s the good guy so how bad is Lucifer and his bunch of fallen angels.

    • @shereehi5539
      @shereehi5539 4 роки тому

      @@Alex.ActingandVO ugh. You dont know anything. The bible has explanations all over it as if some puzzle to put together.
      1. Women being raped is a sin in Israel.
      2. Loads of OT stories ended up having a whole civilization slaughtered bc of a woman raped.
      3. You just ughhhhhhhh
      4. He lets people do w/e even if He hates it. He prefers people to listen to Him and if they are saying they follow but dont He might curse them or aka punish.
      5. He doesn't like ritual sacrifices esp when the animal ones meant nothing to Him later on. People never cleansed of sin. When they killed the animal they ate it.
      My God you need intelligence.

  • @lonevvolf3651
    @lonevvolf3651 4 роки тому +39

    "I haven't seen a wall this intimidating since Matt Damon was king of China" - Cinema Sins 2:37 Lmao

  • @BIGhappyG33
    @BIGhappyG33 4 роки тому +3

    Fred Gwynne was the best part of the original, and without him there was no reason to make this remake

  • @tylsimys67
    @tylsimys67 4 роки тому +7

    "Sometimes, the book is better"

    • @muzikology1018
      @muzikology1018 3 роки тому

      Shawshank redemption movie is apparently better than the book

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset 2 роки тому

      @@muzikology1018 no just different!

  • @snusnu4
    @snusnu4 4 роки тому +18

    3:32 explains the reasoning for remaking any Horror movie these days.

  • @Domhnall_A_Ghalltachd
    @Domhnall_A_Ghalltachd 4 роки тому +29

    A cairn is a man-made pile of stones. The word cairn comes from the Scottish Gaelic.