Everything Wrong With Ouija In 16 Minutes Or Less

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  • @Kn1feShift
    @Kn1feShift 8 років тому +7910

    You have to be 21 to drink alcohol, and the Ouija board's recommended age is 8. 21 to drink, 8 to summon Satan.

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 8 років тому +78

      wow

    • @dracothegreat1950
      @dracothegreat1950 8 років тому +395

      18 to fight terrorists.

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 8 років тому +235

      0 to 100 real quick

    • @dracothegreat1950
      @dracothegreat1950 8 років тому +14

      KILLER ROB STAR How so?

    • @SRCrane
      @SRCrane 8 років тому +59

      Original. Haven't seen that phrase everywhere at all.

  • @armyhavethebestusernames3659
    @armyhavethebestusernames3659 8 років тому +1425

    "It's a haaaaaunted grocery cart!"

  • @TheTrueMerrio
    @TheTrueMerrio 8 років тому +2901

    "Remember that board we used to play with... when we were kids?
    The Luigi board?"

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko 5 років тому +599

    "You didn't do anything, but at least you did it well." That'll probably be on my tombstone.

    • @lzy5905
      @lzy5905 3 роки тому +10

      Are you my long lost twin?

  • @Automotivated97
    @Automotivated97 8 років тому +2162

    Me: O shit waddup
    Demons: N-E-W O-U-I-J-A B-O-A-R-D, W-H-O D-I-S?

  • @zeinaahmed2527
    @zeinaahmed2527 8 років тому +4464

    am I the only one extremely satisfied that this is exactly 17 minutes and 17 seconds

  • @youwhat7517
    @youwhat7517 8 років тому +496

    Are we gonna talk about how those lights she hung herself with had to be plugged in to be glowing? There's no way she could've supported herself on a single electric plug.

    • @youwhat7517
      @youwhat7517 8 років тому +34

      Also props for the Stranger Things ref.

    • @ThavronMakes
      @ThavronMakes 8 років тому +10

      You can plug something in and then wrap/tie it around something. Those huge strings of lights hanging in cities at christmas aren't haning from a single plug either.

    • @adamdobry5517
      @adamdobry5517 8 років тому +4

      +Shaun Gruver nice one mate

    • @DuskSunDawn
      @DuskSunDawn 8 років тому +9

      Spiritual energy? If spirits can turn on TVs and radios, why not lights?

    • @banannadalevideozz9984
      @banannadalevideozz9984 8 років тому +6

      Aidan The Mize Guy I swear, XD, these channels, always use super intelligence to make the funniest jokes.

  • @hermesthegreek5247
    @hermesthegreek5247 6 років тому +1349

    As an hispanic guy in an hispanic country i can confirm we have high levels of expertice in paranormal bullshittery.

    • @kamarmason2622
      @kamarmason2622 4 роки тому +29

      Bullshitery

    • @MinnieMagma
      @MinnieMagma 4 роки тому +9

      My phone whent muffled half way to

    • @MercurialSilence
      @MercurialSilence 4 роки тому +21

      My great great grandmother was actually a bruja according to my abuela. Crystal ball and all.

    • @marsbar999
      @marsbar999 4 роки тому +12

      My great grandma was a slight bit of a witch, and I myself am a bruja. We know our magick mess stuff

    • @sepsysmurf6982
      @sepsysmurf6982 4 роки тому +4

      @Sterling Archer oh yes, i love *la larona*

  • @track8regret
    @track8regret 8 років тому +865

    "Da Ghost" is now my new favorite ghost name.

  • @macattack1756
    @macattack1756 7 років тому +2243

    "It could be David, or Doris, or Da Ghost." 😂😂

    • @Riah_245
      @Riah_245 6 років тому +33

      MacAttack17 DA ghost should be a wrestler name😊😂

    • @derpyfox1014
      @derpyfox1014 6 років тому +39

      Or Dora the explorer

    • @mr.terrific7826
      @mr.terrific7826 6 років тому +3

      MacAttack17 Has spent years perfecting every known fighting discipline (The Ultimate Guide to the Justice League of America)

    • @sarahmarshall4611
      @sarahmarshall4611 6 років тому +5

      #DaGhost

    • @sarahmarshall4611
      @sarahmarshall4611 6 років тому +1

      R4GN4R0K31 hi

  • @DUKEzors
    @DUKEzors 8 років тому +58

    6:05 - Gonna be THAT guy and correct you here. As an owner of an old house, we experience weird sounds with no one moving around all the time because of changes in temperature, barometric pressure and humidity. Also wind blowing pine cones off of high trees can hit the roof hard.

    • @DUKEzors
      @DUKEzors 8 років тому

      ALJustice0 True enough.

    • @noahgoldberg9849
      @noahgoldberg9849 8 років тому +16

      That's where you're wrong, pal. You've got ghosties.

    • @LTenhet
      @LTenhet 8 років тому +28

      Clearly your house is haunted and you're in denial!

    • @fugyfruit
      @fugyfruit 8 років тому +1

      Flee! Flee while you still can!

    • @maxwellgeldard8446
      @maxwellgeldard8446 8 років тому +1

      you three (not you duke or ALJustice0) better be fucking joking or else you're morons

  • @alterego3288
    @alterego3288 6 років тому +1004

    "No human BEING would stack books like this"
    /look at my books being stacked on the book shelf/
    me: i can explain

  • @dramasbomin
    @dramasbomin 7 років тому +2210

    How to be 100% safe while playing Ouija:
    Don't play it.

    • @dinabegum4199
      @dinabegum4199 6 років тому +10

      agreed lol 😂😂

    • @DrNeeDee
      @DrNeeDee 6 років тому +48

      or just be smart enough to not beolieve in ghosts

    • @ghinamissi502
      @ghinamissi502 6 років тому +1

      Dina Begum Atmt

    • @octogonsmuggler6827
      @octogonsmuggler6827 6 років тому +17

      QueerReligion You light one white candle for every person playing, put salt in a circle around the board and burn incense or herbs like lavender, rosemary, and sage. That's what my pagan friends told me once, anyway.

    • @boarman3647
      @boarman3647 6 років тому +8

      QueerReligion I mean it's not real soooo

  • @keikioo3938
    @keikioo3938 8 років тому +1924

    "It's the HAUUUNTED grocery cart"
    Me: *instantly likes*

  • @mahmudd8280
    @mahmudd8280 7 років тому +2516

    What's your name??
    I H A V E A B O Y F R I E N D

    • @zac8246
      @zac8246 7 років тому +91

      Hey, hey, i was just offering you a snack
      I H A V E A B O Y F R I E N D

    • @kmckenzie1comcast
      @kmckenzie1comcast 6 років тому +8

      It was very spooky A lot

    • @riyakumar757
      @riyakumar757 6 років тому +9

      STUDIO C!

    • @ThatChristianMetaIhead
      @ThatChristianMetaIhead 6 років тому +22

      D U M P T H E T R A S H A N D G O O U T W I T H A R E A L M A N

    • @CatMuto
      @CatMuto 6 років тому +22

      "That's not what I asked, nor is that an answer, you dumb ghost-bitch."

  • @H.HarperLover
    @H.HarperLover 5 років тому +154

    “So weird! That’s exactly where it was at the beginning of the movie when they were kids! It’s like it magically transported itself to the original location where it was already stored!”

    • @NepheleButler
      @NepheleButler 3 роки тому +5

      Also, the board Debbie found in her attic was clearly a different board than the one they played with as kids. The first one had a plastic planchet, while the one later in the film looks wooden.

  • @sarahmarshall4611
    @sarahmarshall4611 6 років тому +2536

    Oui = Yes
    Ja = Yes
    The Yesyes board?

    • @ashm2338
      @ashm2338 6 років тому +79

      @BigDaddy BubbaBullfrog I want a yasssssss queen board

    • @maxgamezalternative4087
      @maxgamezalternative4087 6 років тому +22

      So you know french and dutch / german (i said dutch / german cuz Ja means yes in both languages.)

    • @almostbeardedtraveler2046
      @almostbeardedtraveler2046 6 років тому +8

      @@maxgamezalternative4087
      in Holland we learn French and German (and Dutch)

    • @maxgamezalternative4087
      @maxgamezalternative4087 6 років тому +4

      @@almostbeardedtraveler2046 in holland you should know dutch as your main language, just like the netherlands and belgium.

    • @almostbeardedtraveler2046
      @almostbeardedtraveler2046 6 років тому +2

      @@maxgamezalternative4087 yes

  • @Bauwagen_Records
    @Bauwagen_Records 8 років тому +315

    "Its a haunteed grocery cart" Im fking losing it.

  • @pyrogues
    @pyrogues 8 років тому +1654

    "Wait, Maybe Debbie isn't dead. She's just stuck in the upside down."
    (Flips Table) DON'T BRING STRANGER THINGS INTO THIS

    • @mathphysicsnerd
      @mathphysicsnerd 8 років тому +166

      Now the table is in the Upside-Down too

    • @eugenerider0701
      @eugenerider0701 8 років тому +22

      hahaa, exactly what I wanted comment.

    • @user-no2tn6jw6t
      @user-no2tn6jw6t 8 років тому +16

      Put.The.Tabel.Back.

    • @pcup3622
      @pcup3622 8 років тому +9

      Dongis The Dorito
      (•-•)\\
      NO (•□•)// /__/

    • @catlefiberianhufky5028
      @catlefiberianhufky5028 8 років тому +15

      i literally stood up and flipped my table when he said that... slowly of course.

  • @MoriiIsOnYoutube
    @MoriiIsOnYoutube 5 років тому +2009

    Anyone else hearing a weird reverberation in the background when he is talking?

    • @sarah_es_
      @sarah_es_ 5 років тому +252

      Yes! I thought my headphones broke again. I think the weird audio starts when it shows the girl recording herself cleaning the attic

    • @sarah_es_
      @sarah_es_ 5 років тому +162

      at 9:18 is when the audio gets weird

    • @christonabuckner185
      @christonabuckner185 4 роки тому +86

      Dude yes!!! I was getting pissed at my phone for it lol

    • @atnightshieldcastle1478
      @atnightshieldcastle1478 4 роки тому +51

      Probably technical diffuclty or something.

    • @stormthanatosokami4221
      @stormthanatosokami4221 4 роки тому +13

      Me

  • @boo5668
    @boo5668 7 років тому +484

    "Do you want me to put these in water?" "No I'll let them die like she did" 😂😂😂

    • @emileea5478
      @emileea5478 5 років тому

      Boo 😂

    • @gee2494
      @gee2494 2 роки тому +4

      I choked on my tea 🤣🤣🤣

    • @wrenkennedy
      @wrenkennedy 2 роки тому +1

      Mista gg be like "nah, I'll just let them die like Debbie"

  • @malinaelisan9002
    @malinaelisan9002 8 років тому +120

    You know what is so stupid. When someone heard a noise and they're home alone, and they're like "Is anyone there?" And they expect to hear "Yes, I'm in the kitchen making a sandwich, can't kill you on an empty stomach." And also, I get that horror movies use big houses, but I want to give a director a challenge. How about they make a horror movie in an apartment, or a one story small house.

    • @bannedthricelol8799
      @bannedthricelol8799 8 років тому +6

      challenge accepted.

    • @angelartiyalvt9574
      @angelartiyalvt9574 7 років тому +9

      Malina Elisan
      I mean, the original Evil Dead was more of a horror movie than the rest of the franchise, and it takes place entirely in a small cabin and the surrounding woods.

    • @pinkdiamonds9137
      @pinkdiamonds9137 10 місяців тому +3

      Just as useful as people yelling ‘stop’ or ‘let me go’ when being attacked, like they’d just be like, ‘oh, sure, I didn’t know you didn’t want this to happen.’

  • @Marblez3
    @Marblez3 8 років тому +231

    The fact that the Ouija board is trademarked by the Parker Brothers makes it infinitely less scary.

    • @theaegis5795
      @theaegis5795 7 років тому +8

      fun fact, the ouija board existed long before parker brothers. parker brothers just bought it a long time ago and thought, hey, a spiritual contact device would be a great family fuckin board game

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 7 років тому +5

      The Aegis Doesn't mean that the branding still kills the eerieness. Knowing that they're sold in Walmarts makes them way less scary.

    • @Kairnestar
      @Kairnestar 6 років тому

      NoEsUnUA-camr traditional ones still exist, and many will say they work better, but they're increasingly harder to find and more expensive

    • @CptObvious
      @CptObvious 2 роки тому +1

      @@Kairnestar I don't really see how "a thing that doesn't actually do anything" can work worse than "an older version of that same thing that doesn't actually do anything."

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog 2 роки тому

      @@CptObvious well the "thing" it does is placebo, and using a Parker Bros product probably kills some of the immersion

  • @greynotgray6808
    @greynotgray6808 6 років тому +133

    "Do you want me to get your flowers some water?"
    No I want them to die like she did.
    Savage hahah

  • @bestredditstories1158
    @bestredditstories1158 8 років тому +2474

    Sin the hell out of Unfriended!

    • @ledoir2551
      @ledoir2551 7 років тому +17

      Shakespeare unfollowed

    • @theemmieandmadishow4251
      @theemmieandmadishow4251 7 років тому +11

      Shakespeare please omg

    • @lifewithjulia9969
      @lifewithjulia9969 7 років тому +28

      unfriended is really bad :/

    • @hannahxx5224
      @hannahxx5224 7 років тому +7

      Shakespeare Omg YES

    • @CatMuto
      @CatMuto 7 років тому +56

      Sin #1: All of the characters are fucking assholes. Immediately, you don't give a shit about any of them. And....... that's, really, the biggest problem with the movie. If I'm supposed to feel bad that these kids are dying, at least give me a reason to like them, first!

  • @kingofwakanda6899
    @kingofwakanda6899 8 років тому +1055

    I'm just surprised that the sequel is actually getting good reviews.

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 8 років тому +3

      I'm surprised too

    • @h.u.n.k493
      @h.u.n.k493 8 років тому +54

      King of Wakanda All it takes is actual "good director" to make that happen.

    • @Gemnist98
      @Gemnist98 8 років тому +6

      Good thing it's a prequel - now I can watch that one and not have to bother with this one.

    • @NotMickiMouse
      @NotMickiMouse 8 років тому +4

      is this " Ouija: Origin of Evil " the sequel ?

    • @lolobrezzy24
      @lolobrezzy24 8 років тому +2

      King of Wakanda bro I see you everywhere

  • @HunterTracks
    @HunterTracks 8 років тому +333

    This movie got 20 times its budget? Did the budget for this movie consist of 5 hamburgers, Ouija bord and a bit of dental floss?

    • @trunkulent
      @trunkulent 8 років тому +15

      Don't forget the contract deal with Hasbro!

    • @fastbreak333
      @fastbreak333 8 років тому +21

      $5 million. Really easy to make it "20 times its budget" when you don't spend a lot by Hollywood standards.

    • @MrDman21
      @MrDman21 8 років тому +1

      And it has less attractive CW kids in it.

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 8 років тому +12

      It's like how "Blair Witch" holds the record for the largest return on investment.

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 8 років тому +4

      The film got a 10k grant from the gvmt for promoting dental care, which is how they made 10x their budget.
      They then spent the proceeds changing their names to avoid all the people who want to kill them for making this crap.

  • @nickhawait
    @nickhawait 6 років тому +574

    "-Should I put them in water?"
    "-No, I'll let em die like she did"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Around 2:32

    • @marcogau2086
      @marcogau2086 5 років тому +2

      😃😂😅

    • @ilovetaylorkristi
      @ilovetaylorkristi 4 роки тому +5

      Made me laugh too 😂😂

    • @Jarrygames86
      @Jarrygames86 4 місяці тому +1

      I was in the middle of drinking coffee again.
      I need to learn with this channel that a qwip can come from anywhere 😅

  • @Aglover-yd3fb
    @Aglover-yd3fb 7 років тому +268

    "The guys are back. Who are the guys? Doesn't matter. But they're back" 😂😂😂

  • @otakusamathe1945
    @otakusamathe1945 7 років тому +368

    Can't play where someone died/at a graveyard? People die all over the earth so isn't the whole earth just a gigantic graveyard? WELP just broke a rule.

    • @lunarequine7734
      @lunarequine7734 6 років тому +2

      OtakuSamaThe1 graveyard as in a cemetery

    • @llamathecat5920
      @llamathecat5920 6 років тому +2

      Oof

    • @GoatPopsicle
      @GoatPopsicle 6 років тому +22

      княуѕαlιѕ humans did open air burials for tens of thousands of years, where you were just left out to be eaten by scavengers. That means everywhere is a graveyard.
      Plus, we only really started preserving bodies for burial in the last few thousand years. Before that, it was just mass burial pits outside of towns, that the town eventually grew past and built over.

    • @Redtortise-vf9xu
      @Redtortise-vf9xu 5 років тому +4

      Smartass

    • @catbox1677
      @catbox1677 5 років тому +5

      A violent death and a peaceful death are different. Study the deaths which occurred in the area before using a board. Never ask a ghost how they died. Also. Not about the future/past. This film is a dumbass when it comes to ouji rules. Anyway, you can use the ouji board where someone has died before, so long as it wasnt murder/suicide/a violent accident.

  • @stevenmordy6872
    @stevenmordy6872 8 років тому +68

    "I'll let them die like she did" lmfao XD Also, do everything wrong with Paul Blart: Mall Cop

  • @sarahkrupa7345
    @sarahkrupa7345 6 років тому +164

    Old houses actually do make noise without any human interaction. Old houses are typically made of wood and wood shrinks in the cold and swells in the heat. This is why during a really swampy summer you might have trouble getting your closet door shut.
    The sounds you hear are typically creaks and pops.
    Strong enough wind also puts pressure on old houses and makes them groan and shift.
    It's kinda cool.
    Like the house is alive. (^o^)

    • @DraperStan23
      @DraperStan23 2 роки тому +3

      Monster House

    • @shannond7437
      @shannond7437 2 роки тому +5

      To be fair, he only sins bullshit as a rule now. Kinda like the opening sins of this one, just a ouija board in general. This movie was terrible with plenty of actual sins but he’s been out of that biz for a while.

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 10 місяців тому

      For real life.

  • @vortalcombat4702
    @vortalcombat4702 8 років тому +150

    i love this guys voice

    • @eugeneq7692
      @eugeneq7692 8 років тому +25

      Which "Guy"? the "GUY"? or the other" Guy"? hell who cares, they're back!

    • @mytomanen_bre
      @mytomanen_bre 8 років тому +4

      You stoopid. He is clearly talking about the the guys from "THE GUYS ARE BACK" poster.

    • @bigearcat96
      @bigearcat96 8 років тому +1

      Mytomanen bre Whoa man, they're clearly talking about Might Guy from Naruto.

    • @wakko21222
      @wakko21222 8 років тому +5

      Who doesn't love Guy in all his Youth?

    • @CLOWNBOT00
      @CLOWNBOT00 8 років тому

      I don't.

  • @kushinaminami5355
    @kushinaminami5355 8 років тому +288

    the only horror movie cliche they missed was the girl gets killed after having sex what a shame

    • @blacksage2375
      @blacksage2375 8 років тому +16

      Most of Hasbro's stuff is sold to kids.

    • @kushinaminami5355
      @kushinaminami5355 8 років тому +8

      blacksage that is the best comment i have ever read

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 2 роки тому +1

      The only horror movie cliche they missed was the girl gets killed after having sex what a shame

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 2 роки тому +1

      For real life it is was

  • @ohma_t
    @ohma_t 8 років тому +1001

    ``Ill let them die like she did`` I fucking died of laughter at that XD

  • @seductivecorndog6089
    @seductivecorndog6089 5 років тому +258

    "I'll let them die like she did" XD

  • @EmeraldKelsi
    @EmeraldKelsi 7 років тому +246

    "the guys are back! who are the guys? doesn't matter-- they're back!"

    • @Lolo50000
      @Lolo50000 5 років тому +2

      I believe it's in reference to the Beatles

    • @ajdunn827
      @ajdunn827 5 років тому +3

      💯 like

    • @calliecorn
      @calliecorn 5 років тому +2

      **insert "the boys are back in town" song here**

  • @aidankeogh9994
    @aidankeogh9994 8 років тому +594

    This movie would've actually been kind of funny if they were just being haunted by an entity calling itself "Da Ghost". It's just the spirit of Mr. T.

    • @agent.-_-5846
      @agent.-_-5846 8 років тому +40

      Im gonna spook yo up foo.

    • @TheLakabanzaichrg
      @TheLakabanzaichrg 8 років тому +22

      I pitty the mortal.

    • @shrimpsushi763
      @shrimpsushi763 7 років тому +22

      What if "Da Ghost" was just a ghost that used outdated 90's slang?

    • @KCMrecordings
      @KCMrecordings 7 років тому +24

      Yall gonna make me lose my soul, up in here, up in here

    • @milannoelle1576
      @milannoelle1576 7 років тому +14

      Y'all gon make me kill some fools, up in here, up in here

  • @IAmBrandonTho
    @IAmBrandonTho 8 років тому +261

    "She's just stuck in the Upside Down." I chuckled at that one.

    • @manduh9950
      @manduh9950 8 років тому +17

      Brandon Thomas SAME ( cause stranger things haha)

  • @AJ2024-r4t
    @AJ2024-r4t 4 роки тому +86

    "It's a HAUUUUUUNTED grocery cart!" (7:07)
    I freaking died

    • @hmm7895
      @hmm7895 3 роки тому +2

      Then, how did you write that, or did you get resuscitate? If you got resuscitated, can you share your NDE? Thanks.

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 10 місяців тому

      For real life.

  • @georgiahil985
    @georgiahil985 8 років тому +390

    Who else was too scared to see the actual movie so watched this, where they show you scary parts, and point out what is wrong.

    • @BiyikFrostDiaz
      @BiyikFrostDiaz 8 років тому +5

      Galaxy Girl Saw the movie and it was WAY TOO CLICHE
      and Jumpscares were not good either

    • @theboxxamaster
      @theboxxamaster 8 років тому +1

      Galaxy Girl Even worse, I'm watching this at night. I'm scared, help me please. PLEASE

    • @Ashley-fm6fp
      @Ashley-fm6fp 8 років тому

      _ItsTexx_ magical kitty will help you

    • @nemesisbloodryche22
      @nemesisbloodryche22 7 років тому +2

      if all this video did was point out what is wrong with the scary parts it'd be only a few seconds long, and that'd be the intro

    • @linlupin
      @linlupin 7 років тому +16

      I watched this piece of shit in theaters (it was this or the haunted doll movie, a coin flip decision) and no one was scared the whole movie, honestly this video making fun of the movie is scarier than the movie itself.

  • @saffronvenom7152
    @saffronvenom7152 8 років тому +498

    I wish it was actually "da ghost" instead of Debbie

    • @aleaf4098
      @aleaf4098 8 років тому

      same

    • @Sylvia-mc6pt
      @Sylvia-mc6pt 8 років тому +8

      coolguy or Doris.. Da Ghost would be epic

    • @hello0810_
      @hello0810_ 8 років тому +1

      coolguy my name is debbie

    • @arelyflores5529
      @arelyflores5529 8 років тому +1

      coolg

    • @linlupin
      @linlupin 7 років тому

      Da Ghost would've been better at haunting at least

  • @Haishi-is-a-mess
    @Haishi-is-a-mess 8 років тому +514

    Why is it always the Hispanic house cleaner who knows all this shit?

    • @cicimelendez4557
      @cicimelendez4557 8 років тому +10

      DΛDDY I'm not sure if this is 100% correct or not but being Latino I know that in the Caribbean there a lot of voodoo, Santeria, and a couple other types of witch craft and spiritual stuff that people mess with. In Latin America as well, mostly because of the slaves brought over by Europeans from Africa and the natives from around those areas. These things are still practiced over there so a lot of older Latinos especially know about that type of demonic stuff because family members are into that sort of thing.

    • @Haishi-is-a-mess
      @Haishi-is-a-mess 8 років тому +16

      CiCi Melendez You are correct but I can't say all your details are since I'm not very connected with my culture but anywho from what I've seen of modern American horror movies- it's typically the grandmother, an elderly neighbor, or someone who's first language isn't English that knows about the "evil spirits" and warns the main character. It's a relatively new trope that I'm honestly not too fond of.

    • @kaialexander6806
      @kaialexander6806 8 років тому +33

      It's probably so they can say something 'mystic' in a different language so it seems extra scary or something even though it's stupidly ridiculous. I could probably say "Me encanta los perritos calientes" and tell people it's a supernatural chant and some people would believe me.

    • @cicimelendez4557
      @cicimelendez4557 8 років тому

      Hayley Weasley true but then why haven't they used another race for the maid instead of Latino race? you could use an Arab, Asian, African, or European, have them speak their native language and still it could sound mystical.

    • @cicimelendez4557
      @cicimelendez4557 8 років тому +1

      DΛDDY true I feel like that's because the older family members are usually more connected to the history of their families and in their time it was more important to know about your family's heritage and history(wether good or not) than it is with the younger generation of today. I guess that's why in these movies the maid is not only Latino but also a little old.

  • @dayziagarrett8986
    @dayziagarrett8986 5 років тому +47

    "I'll let them die like she did" BYEEEE that took me tf out LMAOOOO!!

  • @lozereli9613
    @lozereli9613 7 років тому +63

    "The guys are back! Who are the guys? Doesn't matter, they're back!"
    - Jeremy 2016

  • @dudedysseus
    @dudedysseus 8 років тому +62

    Just watched "Catwoman" for the first time in many years. That's a movie just waiting to get sinned.

    • @maximk9964
      @maximk9964 8 років тому +6

      I could've sworn I saw it, but maybe it was Honest Trailer
      #1 this movie exists
      #2 DC comics

    • @dudedysseus
      @dudedysseus 8 років тому +2

      Neither, although apparently some CinemaSins knockoff did it.
      Good start.

    • @ghostassassin1107
      @ghostassassin1107 8 років тому +4

      I'm pretty sure CinemaSins did do a video about that movie but took it down for unknown reasons.

  • @pokemongirl7511
    @pokemongirl7511 8 років тому +639

    Rule one of playing with a ouija board: sell the board and go play Monopoly. Wait, don't, then we won't have a shitty film.

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 8 років тому +33

      "First rule of Ouija Club... You do not talk about Ouija Club."

    • @gokusondbz
      @gokusondbz 8 років тому

      Charmandy Orton nice Fight Club reference.

    • @TheOriginalElkstone
      @TheOriginalElkstone 8 років тому +4

      Or buy an actually good board game. Like Burgle Brothers. Hell get Sushi Go if price is your problem

    • @gokusondbz
      @gokusondbz 8 років тому +9

      You know the sad thing is there's a monopoly movie in the works.
      I guess we haven't had a bad enough of a movie or battleship they have to make a freaking Monopoly movie. The only good board game movie we've had was clue.

    • @link8440
      @link8440 7 років тому

      gokusondbz Battleship was fine for what it was. Hopefully it's a horror movie, they could make something fun with that(they won't but they could).

  • @connfizzle882
    @connfizzle882 4 роки тому +12

    "Turn off the burner"
    - Couldn't say why, literally funniest thing I've heard in days.

  • @borntogazeintonightskies
    @borntogazeintonightskies 7 років тому +63

    "She used to draw pictures of what our dorms would look like."
    Seriously? Damn, that was one boring and uncreative kid!

  • @BrooklynDowling
    @BrooklynDowling 6 років тому +254

    Lol “it’s a HAUUUUUNTED grocery cart”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheShortGirl666
    @TheShortGirl666 8 років тому +225

    Wait, wasn't wheelchair lady the medium in "Insidious"?

    • @TheShortGirl666
      @TheShortGirl666 8 років тому +33

      Nm. He referenced it.

    • @sosaalexis48
      @sosaalexis48 8 років тому

      +Mina the Bina yup, she is
      and yup he did xD

    • @CordellioGold
      @CordellioGold 8 років тому

      Mina the Bina this is a remake of chapter 3

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 8 років тому +7

      I'm kinda surprised he didn't do a little mashup at the end.

    • @mehzz864
      @mehzz864 8 років тому

      Mina the Bina Of course not she's her dog 😁

  • @cornlips7247
    @cornlips7247 5 років тому +76

    "She didn't even want me to come inside"
    That line was expertly handled with the perfect amount of lowbrow humor I have come to love from this channel.
    Well done and bravo! Please keep it up😉
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @nikostsigos6794
    @nikostsigos6794 8 років тому +286

    WHAT DOES MARIO USE TO CONTACT THE GHOSTS? A WEEGEE BOARD

  • @mckaraj
    @mckaraj 7 років тому +720

    It’s a HAUUUNNNTED grocery cart!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @highlytriggeredgrammarnazi8787
    @highlytriggeredgrammarnazi8787 7 років тому +207

    When I'm dead I'm gonna call myself 'Da Ghost'

    • @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364
      @thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 6 років тому +2

      Highly triggered Grammar Nazi I’m gonna call my self “buttery toast”.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 6 років тому

      @@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364 can I eat you?

  • @katelynknopp8397
    @katelynknopp8397 5 років тому +38

    “Hey, how do you pronounce this?”
    “Weegee”
    “Oh cool. Should we spell it like an asshole?”
    “Yeah. And we’re going to eat a bunch of apples to seem like even more of an asshole.”

  • @MarsuveezBlack
    @MarsuveezBlack 8 років тому +88

    friends tried telling me this is better than the ads let on but i knew it would be another boring, predictable, cliche, and unoriginal shit.

    • @fatimaibrahim9044
      @fatimaibrahim9044 8 років тому +59

      There are probably referring to the recently released prequel Ouija: Origin of evil, which is actually pretty good, not great but passable, however the this one is utter dogshit.

  • @sageandclovers
    @sageandclovers 8 років тому +709

    "Da Ghost"😂😂😂

  • @acelya751
    @acelya751 8 років тому +181

    The film should have been named "Hi Friend".

    • @GoatPopsicle
      @GoatPopsicle 7 років тому +8

      that would have been awesome, and they wouldn't have been stuck around the lore of the Ouija game. It could have been just an extra prop instead.

    • @neonbirdz9383
      @neonbirdz9383 7 років тому +1

      I think they could have made a way better movie if they weren't chained to the Ouija lore. It probably would have still been crappy, but at least it would have been better than this movie.

    • @ldarlo
      @ldarlo 7 років тому +2

      The CableRat that’s a MUCH better title

    • @CatMuto
      @CatMuto 7 років тому +3

      *Portal enemies voice* "Hello, Friend."

    • @RLutin
      @RLutin 7 років тому +1

      Oh hi Mark

  • @jessiestoss4567
    @jessiestoss4567 5 років тому +102

    "D" also could have stood for Demon...

  • @nerveagent1905
    @nerveagent1905 7 років тому +410

    "Da Ghost"

    • @muffinxyz7895
      @muffinxyz7895 6 років тому +1

      Emma Reeves da ghost is from da ghetto

  • @save-bob-hickman-from-god
    @save-bob-hickman-from-god 7 років тому +60

    "- Do you want me to put them in water (the flowers)?
    - No"
    I'll let them die like she did 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @macedawgy
    @macedawgy 8 років тому +109

    We can't even call it a "horror film" at this point. The cliches got old quick.

  • @zhanefulp
    @zhanefulp 5 років тому +13

    I just finished my Halloween movie binge with this one last night. How it ends gave me real good chills.

  • @deoxin8736
    @deoxin8736 8 років тому +177

    "Everything Wrong With Ouija In 16 Minutes Or Less"
    1. The entire movie
    Sin Counter: 999999999999999999999999999

  • @novak5757
    @novak5757 6 років тому +165

    "what if we broke some sort of rule?"
    me: yeah... try every rule
    you should have sinned them for every time they announced a rule then immediately broke it lol

    • @lillypad9011
      @lillypad9011 2 місяці тому

      Like we have never seen them say goodbye except for when that blonde girl tries to burn it in the first movie.

  • @flyingkamaro7627
    @flyingkamaro7627 8 років тому +429

    It's a haunted grocery cart 😂😂😂

    • @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
      @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 8 років тому +36

      THE SPOOKS.
      WHAT THE SHIT, ROTTEN TOMATOES.
      Oh, wait, the SEQUEL to this movie is apparently amazing, my mistake.

    • @lookpuke3522
      @lookpuke3522 7 років тому +6

      SHIT, IT'S THE HAUNTED HOBO TOO

  • @vapiniz5551
    @vapiniz5551 3 роки тому +16

    9:27 his mic just turned into 280p

  • @jordansaunders8018
    @jordansaunders8018 8 років тому +403

    DID HE SAY SHE WAS STUCK IN THE UPSIDE DOWN

    • @AndrewMartin101
      @AndrewMartin101 8 років тому +78

      FREAKING STRANGER THINGS REFERENCE

    • @irarequierme4411
      @irarequierme4411 7 років тому +4

      XxfandomtrashxX YESSSS 😂

    • @alayna1720
      @alayna1720 7 років тому

      XxfandomtrashxX IKR I WAS LIKE OMG UTCYGFJCTFFDJFD

    • @sarahlind5255
      @sarahlind5255 7 років тому

      maybe that's what season three will be about...

    • @mr.krabz4202
      @mr.krabz4202 7 років тому

      XxfandomtrashxX ye

  • @misch6209
    @misch6209 7 років тому +73

    "It might not be Debbie, what if it's DA GHOST?" lmao

  • @wafeea.3876
    @wafeea.3876 8 років тому +137

    And thanks to Movie sins i no longer watch movies, cause every time i watch them, i start to do what they do and look for the sins.

  • @heichoucleanmaster7210
    @heichoucleanmaster7210 5 років тому +33

    6:32 "TURN OFF THE BURNER" had me dieing OMEGALUL

  • @faunsoda1972
    @faunsoda1972 8 років тому +130

    "Maybe Debbie isn't dead, she's just stuck in the upside down."
    I got the ref and lost it XD

    • @OwlLoves
      @OwlLoves 8 років тому

      Lucky Art explain it I don't understand but I have watched the film twice now

    • @giselleabreu297
      @giselleabreu297 7 років тому

      Yes i saw her in the upside down with me

    • @ginagras7089
      @ginagras7089 7 років тому

      Owl Loves It's a reference from stranger things a TV show on Netflix

    • @airplanefood9004
      @airplanefood9004 7 років тому

      LMAO YES

  • @neilpalmieri9028
    @neilpalmieri9028 8 років тому +242

    How did they die from their mouths being sewn!!?? What happens to their noses?

  • @grizzly9960
    @grizzly9960 8 років тому +216

    Shame on everyone who bought tickets to this. I hope you asked for your money back lol

    • @rosamontano6744
      @rosamontano6744 8 років тому +4

      Grizzly Bear we didn't... but i did have a good laugh so i count that as a semi-win?

    • @subwayvesubscriber
      @subwayvesubscriber 8 років тому +2

      I just enjoyed spending time with my friends and we all loved horror movies. Besides, back then I lived in a country where the cinema was one of the cheapest things where you could go when you were bored.

    • @ChildishGambeaner
      @ChildishGambeaner 8 років тому +2

      Grizzly Bear I cheated on my girlfriend watching this movie at the drive-ins :)

    • @condemend2bloodshot
      @condemend2bloodshot 8 років тому +1

      i unfornutley did thinking it was gonna be good don't know why

    • @grizzly9960
      @grizzly9960 8 років тому +3

      I have done that with movies in the past.. it sucks when it turns out not to be what you expected

  • @aydenzimmerle
    @aydenzimmerle 5 років тому +63

    Ouija
    Oui- French for yes
    Ja- German for yes
    Makes sense

    • @tamia.loiks_cheeze1237
      @tamia.loiks_cheeze1237 4 роки тому +1

      Ja is dutch too

    • @aquicha8168
      @aquicha8168 4 роки тому +1

      Also Danish

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 4 роки тому +1

      And I got flack all these years because, as an actual French person, I thought the English pronunciation was nonsensical!

    • @Jenacide
      @Jenacide 3 роки тому

      ​@@anikmonette2140 Trust me, as an American person, we all think it's pronunciation is nonsensical as well. I remember most kids in grade school would spell it weegee

  • @MadiiPlays
    @MadiiPlays 7 років тому +414

    could you make an everything wrong with coraline? id love to see you do that

  • @EzDoesitYGO
    @EzDoesitYGO 8 років тому +808

    the weegee board? i hope they'll make lots of spaghetti.

    • @Zom8ie5layer117
      @Zom8ie5layer117 8 років тому +18

      Josh Sexbang no..
      spaghetti!

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 8 років тому +29

      Ouija board: D-E-A-R-P-E-S-K-Y-P-L-U-M-B-E-R-S

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 8 років тому +20

      If you need instructions on how to operate the board properly, check out the enclosed instruction book.

    • @sixgunshauna3486
      @sixgunshauna3486 8 років тому +6

      Ova dyeahr!

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 8 років тому +9

      Six Gun Shauna Where there's smoke, they pinch back!

  • @FrecklesHasAQuestionMark
    @FrecklesHasAQuestionMark 8 років тому +522

    Walu-ouija time!

  • @dalell3808
    @dalell3808 4 роки тому +20

    When he said "I'll let them die like she did" I died 😂 😂

  • @RobCleverPig
    @RobCleverPig 8 років тому +49

    I saw the Stranger Things reference in there CinemaSins you legends!

    • @RobCleverPig
      @RobCleverPig 8 років тому +2

      Ey and another one in the bit at the end!

    • @RockZombieIAm
      @RockZombieIAm 8 років тому

      RobbieC
      I got it, but why did he Sin that? 😂

  • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
    @tennoshenaniganizer9234 8 років тому +200

    Do everything wrong with the Silent Hill movies

    • @ChrisElsenbroek
      @ChrisElsenbroek 8 років тому +5

      everything about that film was wrong.

    • @warmind1230
      @warmind1230 8 років тому +5

      Ryan Olivier That film's existence alone is 100 sins

    • @lsv1233
      @lsv1233 8 років тому +16

      I thought revelations was ass and a disgrace to one of the best horror games of all time (in my opinion) but the first one wasnt bad at all to me.

    • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
      @tennoshenaniganizer9234 8 років тому +1

      Dankalicious Derp ChrisElsenbroek​ the second one yes. First I'll admit was a bit poor but it was at least watchable in my opinion. Who knows, Pyramid Head might take some sins off.

    • @romulusnuma116
      @romulusnuma116 8 років тому +1

      lsv123 the first ones ok it fateful to the games but that doesn't make a good movie I love the story of the detector fighting to get the rights to make the movie for like 5 years he liked the games and wanted to make them a movie but you know trying a game into a movie is harder then most people expect.

  • @gonaedeath2
    @gonaedeath2 8 років тому +219

    Why haven't you done Unfriended?

  • @gray1648
    @gray1648 6 років тому +8

    Anyone else notice that the sound at 15:56 is almost exactly the same sound at the end of every CinemaSins video when announcing the total sin count? Like at 16:06

  • @The8347135
    @The8347135 8 років тому +80

    I'm pretty sure "Search" is adware

    • @AthenianOwl237
      @AthenianOwl237 8 років тому +15

      Yes it is and DEAR GOD IS IT HARD TO REMOVE.

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 8 років тому +17

      Time to... SEARCH for a solution!

  • @RD19902010
    @RD19902010 8 років тому +4

    "Da Ghost" It is little things that prove to me how incredibly funny you guys are.

  • @knightontheinternet281
    @knightontheinternet281 8 років тому +37

    these are the best way to relieve "i cant sleep" after effect of horror movies. Nice

    • @michaelhill2834
      @michaelhill2834 7 років тому

      TheSepticReaper that's what I think it's all for

    • @kvg3973
      @kvg3973 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah but there's no way you couldn't sleep after watching *this* movie lol it was painfully bad

    • @Alias24288
      @Alias24288 10 місяців тому

      For shame.

  • @ThrobertMcGee
    @ThrobertMcGee 5 років тому +8

    I remember, that when I was in Junior High, I read an article by Isaac Asimov, explaining that Ouija Boards were an example of the "ideomotor effect." In simple terms: if you WANT the Ouija to give you an answer starting with "B," then you will start nudging the planchette towards "B," without being consciously aware that you're doing it. An even simpler example is the "Pendulum Oracle" -- you take a wedding ring, or something else with sentimental value, and you tie a thread to it, and the Spirits From The Otherworld will cause the pendulum to move clockwise, or counterclockwise, or back-and-forth at right angles.
    So I asked for a Ouija board -- the mass-produced, cardboard-and-plastic Parker Brothers version -- as a Christmas gift, so that I could test out this whole "ideomotor effect." Alas, all of my friends from Jr. High were like: "Oh, if you mess around with a Ouija Board, the devil will drag you soul to Hell."
    It was irritating.

  • @beatnikmary
    @beatnikmary 8 років тому +78

    The thing that bothered me most about this movie is that it's supposed to take place in 2013 and no one seems to have actually heard of a ouija board before. "Is it like a board game?" "What's that game, where you ask questions?" WTH?! How are we supposed to believe that they all don't already know what a ouija board is??

    • @alycat-xi5fb
      @alycat-xi5fb 7 років тому +2

      How does anyone not know what a ouije board is? And if you don't you would look it up if you really wanted to. That's what Google is for

    • @fresh0678
      @fresh0678 2 роки тому

      I literally touched one in around 2003. So I am assuming you are around 18-22 years old because I was around 10-11 at this time

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 2 роки тому +1

      For real life

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 2 роки тому +1

      I don't know maybe

  • @CHaoS.GaminG
    @CHaoS.GaminG 7 років тому +628

    ''Copyright 2013'' LMFAO

    • @musembei7470
      @musembei7470 6 років тому +15

      CHaotiksY GaminG How do they even see some of these sins😂😂

  • @andrewthefanboy1640
    @andrewthefanboy1640 6 років тому +22

    I've watched so many CinemaSins videos that every time I watch a movie they haven't sinned and I see a flaw, the sin counter dings in my head.

  • @mackenzieclarke9011
    @mackenzieclarke9011 5 років тому +94

    I keep hearing voices in the background of the narrator’s voice, but I’m pretty sure it’s not the film’s audio. Spooky. It’s not just this video either.

    • @EmptyAltruism
      @EmptyAltruism 4 роки тому +9

      I hate to be the one to inform you, but you may be schitzophrenic...

    • @mackenzieclarke9011
      @mackenzieclarke9011 4 роки тому

      EmptyAltruism Pretty sure I’m not

    • @EmptyAltruism
      @EmptyAltruism 4 роки тому +2

      Just jokin, guess i should have been more clear. Maybe a "white noise" reference would have been better

    • @ydxa7188
      @ydxa7188 4 роки тому +6

      No bro I hear it too

    • @GeneralSirDouglasMcA
      @GeneralSirDouglasMcA 4 роки тому +3

      Yes I hear it too with headphones.

  • @dino130395
    @dino130395 8 років тому +262

    Can anyone explain by which rules is "Ouija" pronounced "Wee-G" !? Get your shit together, English!

    • @joannawood7352
      @joannawood7352 8 років тому +49

      Oui, like the French word, then Ja with a MASSIVE accent

    • @WrongholeReagan
      @WrongholeReagan 8 років тому +28

      specifically a cajun accent, it sounds like

    • @quinten2878
      @quinten2878 8 років тому +28

      French 'Oui' and the Dutch 'Ja' lol

    • @taistelusammakko5088
      @taistelusammakko5088 8 років тому +16

      * sigh * i think finland is the only place where people spell words like words

    • @amelaaeri4139
      @amelaaeri4139 8 років тому

      +xur agent of the nine no there's the Balkans too :)

  • @dillon8926
    @dillon8926 8 років тому +104

    That is the same Hispanic housekeeper from Paranormal Activity 2

  • @kerrisepulveda2064
    @kerrisepulveda2064 7 років тому +148

    D could be for Debbie or David or Dezz Nuts

  • @yaribangztv
    @yaribangztv 5 років тому +41

    6:08
    CS: “Things don’t loudly bang when everyone is sitting still”
    Me: *SAYS YOU!!!!!*

    • @azsli2
      @azsli2 5 років тому +2

      Most banging is at night when the house is most still. He's completely wrong

  • @jonitries570
    @jonitries570 8 років тому +44

    Who else thought for a second this was the new Ouija: Origin of Evil?

    • @liouxcifer
      @liouxcifer 8 років тому +4

      I did haha. Tripped me out

    • @deebunny178
      @deebunny178 8 років тому +2

      Joey Tries Ikr. I clicked on it too quick

    • @Sierra-bt3so
      @Sierra-bt3so 8 років тому +1

      Same

    • @tylermoran111
      @tylermoran111 8 років тому

      Joey Tries except that movie was good. Great even

  • @EstivalSolstice
    @EstivalSolstice 8 років тому +428

    12 Seconds Ago?
    I don't want to say first.
    I really don't.

    • @Cypherixx
      @Cypherixx 8 років тому +1

      Solstice okay

    • @EstivalSolstice
      @EstivalSolstice 8 років тому +27

      Boy I'm glad I didn't, because I definitely wasn't first.

    • @coolx10249
      @coolx10249 8 років тому

      Solstice first

    • @invalidusername6809
      @invalidusername6809 8 років тому +14

      Actually you did technically say first

    • @Madden2000
      @Madden2000 8 років тому

      Solstice say it SAY IT!!

  • @yoga_bear.
    @yoga_bear. 8 років тому +41

    I hope deadpool and xmen apocalypse is next week.

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 8 років тому

      They already said they're not doing Deadpool

    • @BubblesZap
      @BubblesZap 8 років тому

      +MegaSoulhero for what reason?

    • @theditto699
      @theditto699 8 років тому

      MegaSoulhero why too gory?

    • @MrDamsky100
      @MrDamsky100 8 років тому +3

      Jkop It's a comedy that already plays with the rules, so to constantly say that it's doing something it shouldn't is difficult as it may be doing that intentionally.

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 8 років тому +8

      The movie pretty much makes fun of itself. So it would be hard to sin it. They said this on one of the Sincasts and on Twitter.

  • @lidsmartinez4506
    @lidsmartinez4506 6 років тому +22

    "no but I heard she did Dallas" I'm dead 😂😂😂

    • @GOATexp
      @GOATexp 3 роки тому +2

      I was looking for this comment 😂 I nearly choked on my food lol

    • @stacynaus2761
      @stacynaus2761 3 роки тому +1

      @@GOATexp same