Daniel Sloss - The Shaving Talk

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  • Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
  • #DanielSloss (featured on Conan, the Pete Holmes Show and the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson) on being a young comic, his unique family, and the weird way his Dad gave him the "Shaving Talk".
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 313

  • @user-og7qq5zy8p
    @user-og7qq5zy8p 4 роки тому +4454

    He looks like the love interest in a teen girl movie set in a boarding school where all the girls have a crush on him

    • @user-bg1sq9kz9y
      @user-bg1sq9kz9y 4 роки тому +16

      St trinians !

    • @user-og7qq5zy8p
      @user-og7qq5zy8p 4 роки тому +11

      @@user-bg1sq9kz9y LMAOOOO THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT TBH

    • @user-og7qq5zy8p
      @user-og7qq5zy8p 4 роки тому +10

      @@user-bg1sq9kz9y or wild child!!

    • @tinaloye2014
      @tinaloye2014 4 роки тому +21

      Wild Child

    • @nejitentenlee21
      @nejitentenlee21 4 роки тому +22

      But he sounds like the friend that every one tells to shut up because he thinks he’s funnier than he actually is

  • @bobsterthelobster2747
    @bobsterthelobster2747 4 роки тому +2746

    His body looks like a Sims character

  • @BPBomber
    @BPBomber 4 роки тому +1140

    Daniel Sloss looks like Macaulay Culkin should have looked like as an adult.

  • @muggedinmadrid
    @muggedinmadrid 7 років тому +4903

    he's unusually attractive for a stand up comedian.

  • @lovingherwasgay
    @lovingherwasgay 4 роки тому +65

    i love how in all his gigs when the auntie abortion part comes up the audience is half laughing half offended, so he always says something like "how dare you make your moral compass stop you from laughing at that genius joke", but here EVERYONE LAUGHED SO HARD so he was just taken aback jdjfjdjd

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 8 років тому +657

    He really expanded the "shaving" bit. Can't believe he hasn't used that during the Conan sets.

    • @elreydelmundo1343
      @elreydelmundo1343 7 років тому +11

      Nathanielle Crawford they only have a certain amount of time when on talk shows.

  • @PatDONeil
    @PatDONeil 4 роки тому +891

    Someone grab a glass of water, these comments are thirsty as hell

  • @itsmatt2105
    @itsmatt2105 8 років тому +2503

    "Aunti Abortion." Brilliant. I hope he goes big and makes a million dollars. Very sharp.

    • @NateSean
      @NateSean 8 років тому +24

      But what is he going to do with a million dollars in Scotland? They use the pound. :p

    • @itsmatt2105
      @itsmatt2105 8 років тому +6

      Nathanielle Crawford You got me there, you wise fellow!

    • @ald4536
      @ald4536 7 років тому +13

      ya man what can anyone possibly do with 1 million dollars in Scotland??? i mean it just has no value there, I'm sure if you walk around scotland offering people 1 million dollars they'll spit in your face for wasting their time. Like i'm sure if some scottish kid is selling his xbox and you offer him 1 million dollars he'll be so mad at you for wasting his time with such a worthless offer

    • @NateSean
      @NateSean 7 років тому +13

      Al D See, what I said was clever. You just typed liquid feces all over the screen.

    • @paulwalker3758
      @paulwalker3758 7 років тому +1

      Probably more than with a million pounds these days...

  • @jessicabosch518
    @jessicabosch518 7 років тому +906

    how can someone be so hot and so funny ???

    • @brotleibinger
      @brotleibinger 5 років тому +33

      because they're not mutually exclusive?

    • @danishamcclendon
      @danishamcclendon 4 роки тому

      @@brotleibinger no... they gotta be a little fucked up looking for thr comedic effect.

    • @greenguy369
      @greenguy369 4 роки тому +1

      He's not. He's neither. But since you think he's hot you're more inclined to want to enjoy the humor.

    • @notgerhardnotrichter4951
      @notgerhardnotrichter4951 4 роки тому

      Like that ☝☝☝

    • @envinyatar5712
      @envinyatar5712 4 роки тому

      @@brotleibinger Somehow, they *are.* For females, at least.

  • @TheBluestone90
    @TheBluestone90 4 роки тому +589

    The audience is SO SLOW to appreciate him lol.

  • @TheArizonawolf
    @TheArizonawolf 5 років тому +159

    I absolutely love his sense of humor and gosh damn, he is attractive

  • @patricksoares9670
    @patricksoares9670 8 років тому +271

    I really liked him. Funny and smart.

  • @km1dash6
    @km1dash6 4 роки тому +296

    I never realized that shaving can sound exactly like having sex.

  • @meena8175
    @meena8175 4 роки тому +100

    Why is this beautiful and hilarious man just now showing up in my recommendations?

  • @crunchyyogurt7772
    @crunchyyogurt7772 4 роки тому +151

    I went into the comments and I’m glad I’m not the only one who clicked because he’s mad cute

  • @michaelmitchell5380
    @michaelmitchell5380 4 роки тому +50

    "...women half my age." OMG /LMAO pure genius! This guy is going to go places!

  • @gaelleaugustin0123
    @gaelleaugustin0123 6 років тому +314

    Nothing more attractive than a hot European guy who can make you laugh😂

    • @katrifyrebeats2801
      @katrifyrebeats2801 4 роки тому

      Gae Elle how about...........an iPhone 11 Pro?

    • @Wertyoco
      @Wertyoco 4 роки тому +4

      @voilaviolamh look not everyones into samsungs get over it...

  • @spongeb000b3
    @spongeb000b3 4 роки тому +565

    I only clicked cuz my eyes liked what they saw

    • @spongeb000b3
      @spongeb000b3 4 роки тому +3

      Samwise lmao he still cute

    • @jscorpio1987
      @jscorpio1987 4 роки тому +3

      SanitCutesy same

    • @karamzidan9860
      @karamzidan9860 4 роки тому

      SanitCutesy , i respect your honesty , there is no shame in being attracted to beautiful opposite sex , and actually seeking a beautiful partner to reproduce from is what has evolved us to this point as human beings !

    • @shanemontgomery1358
      @shanemontgomery1358 4 роки тому

      Same here...thirsty I am...

    • @MM-kq6fe
      @MM-kq6fe 4 роки тому +3

      @Samwise what really is child-like is trying to deprecate other men because they are obviously way more beautiful than you 😔

  • @courtney7459
    @courtney7459 4 роки тому +32

    "AUNTIE ABORTION" I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT

  • @Lex-ox8lz
    @Lex-ox8lz 4 роки тому +52

    His accent is awesome 😂

  • @jasmineryelle3472
    @jasmineryelle3472 4 роки тому +7

    I usually laugh silently but when he said, "I doubt you have though....I can tell from your face" I actually snorted 😂

  • @tas_minxxx5287
    @tas_minxxx5287 4 роки тому +43

    Can we all agree that he’s gorgeous?

  • @aliserelina3749
    @aliserelina3749 4 роки тому +4

    I have my English exam tomorrow. I thought I was procrastinating but it appears to me that I am training for my listening tasks. Strong accent, noises, echo and applause. Wow. Truly a nice listening task.

  • @dragontatoes
    @dragontatoes 4 роки тому +197

    He only told about three or four jokes, but damn were they good jokes

  • @lpdeese
    @lpdeese 4 роки тому +4

    I enjoy his old fashioned style of humor where he pauses and waits for the laughter like they did on TV shows taped in front of audiences in the 70s-90s.

  • @douglasbroadhurst183
    @douglasbroadhurst183 7 років тому +116

    He's hilarious although he said almost the same as a different stand up but I still love his jokes

    • @emanx222
      @emanx222 5 років тому +12

      Violet Vortex all comedians repeat their routines 😂

  • @mahsanvibes
    @mahsanvibes 4 роки тому +31

    Came for the looks, stayed for the jokes.

  • @hannahloft4131
    @hannahloft4131 7 років тому +111

    Damn he looks good in this!😍❤️

  • @markncl100
    @markncl100 5 років тому +17

    He's stunning!

  • @timergent
    @timergent 6 років тому +18

    shaving talk was brilliant :D Daniel is my second favourite comedian after gabriel iglesias, if not first

  • @JediNiyte
    @JediNiyte 8 років тому +3

    Daniel Sloss is BRILLIANT.

  • @halovee.n
    @halovee.n 4 роки тому +3

    I've seen his other videos but this camera really shows him up close. A treat for the eyes 🤤

  • @blakemiddleton5078
    @blakemiddleton5078 7 років тому +92

    Tough crowd

  • @BlueGlow26
    @BlueGlow26 4 роки тому +3

    The first few jokes are staples in many of his sets, which is alright, but the shaving bit is really good! 😄

  • @DanielGomez-rt8hl
    @DanielGomez-rt8hl 5 років тому +71

    ive heard him do the anti-abortion nickname joke 3 times... i finally got it. anti=auntie wow im laughing for a reason now

  • @Cdre_Satori
    @Cdre_Satori 4 роки тому +167

    I used to laugh because I thought anti-abortion meant she had 5 kids. Auntie abortion is also funny though

  • @anigasparyan3841
    @anigasparyan3841 2 роки тому +1

    Baby Sloss :)) I saw his show in Glasgow a few weeks ago - killed it!

  • @aquachonk
    @aquachonk 2 роки тому +1

    That was, quite possibly, the funniest comedy routine I've ever heard.

  • @meliora
    @meliora 6 років тому +9

    He's beautiful, and super funny. How am I just discovering this??

  • @moe2366
    @moe2366 8 років тому +8

    I thoroughly enjoyed this one

  • @rebecaprat712
    @rebecaprat712 4 роки тому +89

    Why is this trending now, he is hot looks like a nice guy.

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 4 роки тому

      I'm afraid it's bad news (I sure hope not)

  • @matthewmasoud5765
    @matthewmasoud5765 6 років тому +1

    This is gold.

  • @remoteportal
    @remoteportal 6 років тому +2

    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME!

  • @KJ-tn6ed
    @KJ-tn6ed 6 років тому +1

    I love 2012 Daniel

  • @zephyrjet122
    @zephyrjet122 4 роки тому +1

    Dang I was not expecting him to be so clever and he's got good delivery! I laughed til I wheeezed.

  • @moonwalkingyoonminphantras6635
    @moonwalkingyoonminphantras6635 7 років тому +6

    😂😂😂😂I'm lmaoing

  • @larsieseyer
    @larsieseyer 4 роки тому +1

    What the fuck he's drop dead gorgeous

  • @benw9949
    @benw9949 4 роки тому +1

    Hahaha, OK, great comparison, very clever. -- Oh, but it's worse when you don't get the shaving talk. My dad just assumed I knew how and could figure it out for myself, since I had seen him shaving. Well, I had never really paid much attention to how he shaved, and hadn't often or recently seen that, so.... It was just me, a new can of shaving cream and a new shaving razor, at 15-something, when there was just barely enough fuzz to need shaving. Heh. I did figure it out, but I sure would have felt better if my dad had taken the time to talk to me a little about it. It was the one time in my teens he specifically said he was proud that I was growing up. Sure could've used that earlier when puberty was starting up and doing all those weird things it does. I loved my dad, but oh, man, in that area, he was so, so closed off. He had no clue how to talk to me, so he didn't, about that.

  • @koalaeucalyptus
    @koalaeucalyptus 8 років тому +2

    I really liked it, hope this Sloss guy keeps goin! ^^

  • @revan2100
    @revan2100 4 роки тому +9

    Omg hes beautiful

  • @originalstel
    @originalstel 4 роки тому +4

    “My dad’s clinically obese” 🥴🥴🥴🤣🤣

  • @vulc1
    @vulc1 4 роки тому +5

    I see that his dad never made it to the
    shaving armpit hair part

  • @daleburnham7894
    @daleburnham7894 4 роки тому +1

    His Netflix special is great.

  • @ungrateful-66
    @ungrateful-66 4 роки тому +10

    Made me laugh before but, he was definitely having a “good looking moment here.” Cameras lie!!!!

  • @MaNo-ns5zq
    @MaNo-ns5zq 4 роки тому +1

    You're mom gonna show you 😂😂😂

  • @BarberM
    @BarberM 4 роки тому

    I thought he was going to talk about shaving his head. This was hilarious!

  • @Darkkrebs
    @Darkkrebs 4 роки тому +2

    Assuming that whole shaving story is true, I would KILL to know what his dad's reaction was when he found out what his son actually THOUGHT he was talking about. 😂

  • @windchimes1998
    @windchimes1998 4 роки тому

    This guy is very sharp!

  • @LC.Elliott
    @LC.Elliott 4 роки тому

    Genius 😂

  • @leolucky7570
    @leolucky7570 4 роки тому +1

    He's beautiful & hilarious

  • @Megaredronin
    @Megaredronin 4 роки тому

    genuinely funny, intelligent and easy on the eyes! nice! :)

  • @gigio2143
    @gigio2143 4 роки тому

    Why am I only seeing this now ¿ This is funny 😂😂😂

  • @marvinraphaelmonfort8289
    @marvinraphaelmonfort8289 4 роки тому

    screaming!

  • @fannieontheway
    @fannieontheway 4 роки тому

    Man he was gorgeous. I would absolutely just stare at a guy like that and do nothing. Just watch him again and again. - aw.

  • @root8angel
    @root8angel 4 роки тому

    This dude is fuckn awesome

  • @purvai4701
    @purvai4701 4 роки тому +1

    His voice is so much like dan howell

  • @michaelmiller1215
    @michaelmiller1215 4 роки тому +17

    Tall, hot, and funny

  • @newjerseylion4804
    @newjerseylion4804 4 роки тому +1

    I hate to say this but I feel his good looks are getting in the way of his comedy.

  • @ryl3067
    @ryl3067 4 роки тому +1

    He cute af dude 😫👌

  • @approvedcriminal1324
    @approvedcriminal1324 4 роки тому

    Ok but his eyes are sooo dreamy

  • @leem4386
    @leem4386 8 років тому

    Haha I love this channel.

  • @emalexeii
    @emalexeii 4 роки тому

    So beautiful omg

  • @ponchoonchmoncho3691
    @ponchoonchmoncho3691 4 роки тому

    That "aunty abortion" joke was hilariously clever.

  • @notgerhardnotrichter4951
    @notgerhardnotrichter4951 4 роки тому +1

    Sooo hooot 😈

  • @GlamAleks
    @GlamAleks 6 років тому +1

    Brilliant material, I just liked the delivery on the Paul O'Grady Show more.

  • @awsomeabacus9674
    @awsomeabacus9674 4 роки тому +4

    4:27 Yeah, I could tell from your face.

  • @auntvesuvi3872
    @auntvesuvi3872 4 роки тому

    Smooth! 😍

  • @oledilep
    @oledilep 8 років тому

    this was really good.

  • @sisqoguajardo1065
    @sisqoguajardo1065 4 роки тому

    Funny like it 😊

  • @newjerseylion4804
    @newjerseylion4804 4 роки тому +1

    He going to be very popular with the ladies.

  • @manfordsonstegard
    @manfordsonstegard 4 роки тому

    The set got better as it went on.

  • @yonggrey6407
    @yonggrey6407 4 роки тому +4

    Oh, wow. He cute.

  • @Kk-fc5jw
    @Kk-fc5jw 2 роки тому

    He's got "it"!.......

  • @DavidLinn
    @DavidLinn 3 роки тому

    "abadiah slogs thankyouverymuch good night"

  • @antobella2
    @antobella2 6 років тому +73

    Hey this guy is 8 years older than me
    Still my daddy

    • @ellabrown4248
      @ellabrown4248 5 років тому +25

      *_s t o p_*

    • @nitishsaxena1372
      @nitishsaxena1372 4 роки тому +5

      Ew

    • @ereristark425
      @ereristark425 4 роки тому +7

      HALT in the name of the LAW.
      The FBI is being dispatched to your location. *I repeat* The FBI is being dispatched to your location.

    • @vi7585
      @vi7585 4 роки тому

      @fbi

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 4 роки тому

      @@ereristark425 I wonder how any agent at the Federal Bureau of Investigation feels about the FBI acronym meaning something else.

  • @alankarjoey258
    @alankarjoey258 7 років тому +40

    he is kinda cute

  • @monstroazul3989
    @monstroazul3989 4 роки тому

    he looks like a gameshakers guy

  • @christinebihasa6863
    @christinebihasa6863 4 роки тому +5

    Clicked cause i was having a bet with myself if he was gay or not. Had a laugh instead hahaha

  • @andreponniah9900
    @andreponniah9900 2 роки тому

    "The most depressing thing about that joke is that I've told it more times than I've actually done it.
    MoretimesthanI've Shaved, not... doesn't matter"

  • @stellameow4548
    @stellameow4548 4 роки тому

    Neon pink and blue really suit his skin tone and face, nooice

  • @babysiren237
    @babysiren237 4 роки тому +3

    a scottish arthur pendragon

  • @good2btheking
    @good2btheking 4 роки тому

    Daniel Sloss

  • @terrym5023
    @terrym5023 4 роки тому

    A cuter version of Mac Culkin, both have nice uncut units am certain 😉

  • @codybaggett5329
    @codybaggett5329 4 роки тому

    He's super cute.

  • @user-og7qq5zy8p
    @user-og7qq5zy8p 4 роки тому +8

    He sounds a bit like dan Howell

    • @user-og7qq5zy8p
      @user-og7qq5zy8p 4 роки тому

      @you're arrested for first-degree clownery luv yep i'm aware I'm english lol

  • @randomizer2503
    @randomizer2503 4 роки тому

    Dude looks like a mix between pewdiepie and muckaly

  • @Esterferreiradecastro
    @Esterferreiradecastro 4 роки тому +1

    He reminds me of bo burnham

  • @AlexRiversMusic
    @AlexRiversMusic 4 роки тому +1

    Damn he's daddy

  • @MistRVertexZ
    @MistRVertexZ 4 роки тому

    in norwegian his name is daniel fights

  • @aalayjahyockey8338
    @aalayjahyockey8338 4 роки тому

    Okay why is he literally so ducking hot