Daniel Sloss Is Not Macaulay Culkin - 2012

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  • Daniel Sloss wants to remind everyone that he is not Macaulay Culkin.
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    This stand up performance took place at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal, Quebec in 2012.
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  • @sarcasmxkate
    @sarcasmxkate 6 років тому +1034

    Everyone in this comments section is complaining about how he needs new material not realizing this is 6 years old. 🙄🙄🙄

    • @mycollegeshirt
      @mycollegeshirt 5 років тому +18

      this comment would have been hilarious if it was like, he is six years old.

    • @proverbialking3452
      @proverbialking3452 5 років тому +3

      And also that he is 6 years old...

    • @Guydude79
      @Guydude79 4 роки тому

      CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

    • @HNIN1973
      @HNIN1973 Рік тому

      Needs more life experience is more like it

  • @Emkito
    @Emkito 5 років тому +240

    His face never ages, it's only his arms

  • @jayfiverridesusa
    @jayfiverridesusa 6 років тому +778

    For being so young, he sets up his jokes really well. He's damn funny!

    • @yaseminsahin3186
      @yaseminsahin3186 6 років тому +8

      jayfiver rides : I saw him live in Vienna. Over the last months I've seen a few more famous comedians but he was the one I enjoyed the most, so far. He also takes his time to do pictures and engages with the audience during his shows. As a student that I am I have to keep my eye on the money but he wasn't expensive either. You should go see him 😊

    • @yellowcougar18
      @yellowcougar18 6 років тому +9

      At the time of recording, 21. Now, he's 27.

    • @SherlocksAlwaysRight
      @SherlocksAlwaysRight 6 років тому +6

      He says it within the first minute of the video.

  • @goldenscarecrow
    @goldenscarecrow 6 років тому +450

    The sex talk/shaving talk misdirect seems like it should have shown up in a sitcom ages ago

  • @bangtansbae3985
    @bangtansbae3985 6 років тому +704

    he *_finnnnneeeeee_*

  • @roraio
    @roraio 6 років тому +248

    HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!!

    • @Midnightslooks
      @Midnightslooks 6 років тому +4

      roraio I met him once & he’s a lovely guy (but he really isn’t 😅)

  • @melissas4226
    @melissas4226 6 років тому +211

    The reason people know it’s old: the arms, it’s all in the arms

  • @marshalinehamismother
    @marshalinehamismother 6 років тому +356

    Tends to be frowned upon, really

  • @emdareful
    @emdareful 6 років тому +197

    This is a at LEAST 5 years old. Wish there were dates on these from the original year. Sloss is fun none the less.

  • @PlotTwists
    @PlotTwists 6 років тому +66

    5:03 the guy on the left connected on a deep level LOL

    • @caitlinemarie3274
      @caitlinemarie3274 5 років тому +7

      man, he looked like he was going through some things...

  • @shellymartin2784
    @shellymartin2784 6 років тому +59

    “Like I know I’m bad in bed, but I don’t care, I’m already having sex with you. I’ve WON.” I started DYING

  • @idontexist1129
    @idontexist1129 6 років тому +234

    I've seen this set before. Never gets old

  • @rickh5683
    @rickh5683 6 років тому +52

    I bet we hear a lot more from this young man in the future. He's a great writer. Well-constructed punch lines

  • @muggedinmadrid
    @muggedinmadrid 6 років тому +410

    he's a good looking boy.

    • @muggedinmadrid
      @muggedinmadrid 6 років тому

      Which picture?

    • @ccookies3
      @ccookies3 6 років тому

      That’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard

    • @SnickasBah
      @SnickasBah 6 років тому

      muggedinmadrid I’m in love

    • @ayanmustafe8967
      @ayanmustafe8967 5 років тому +3

      Dont be a creep he is only 6 wtf dude

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 5 років тому +1

      @@ayanmustafe8967 6 and a half actually.

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg 4 роки тому +2

    "Tends to be frowned upon reeeaalllyyy"
    I don't care how many times he repeats that joke I fucking love the way he says that.

  • @stephjovi
    @stephjovi 5 років тому +26

    😂😂😂😂Now I know why Daniel deleted all his old tweets today and said he used to say so many dumb things that he could get in trouble for but it just shows how he's evolved as a comedian.
    This is a 21 year old being brutally honest why not 😂

  • @luciasanz4020
    @luciasanz4020 6 років тому +73

    Just came from watching his netflix special.... amazing

    • @worldview7266
      @worldview7266 6 років тому

      Lucia Sanz me too !! He is so smart !

  • @emercycrite
    @emercycrite 6 років тому +195

    God he's so HOT

    • @joydot.dot.dot.8040
      @joydot.dot.dot.8040 5 років тому +2

      He’s a child

    • @ray3529
      @ray3529 4 роки тому +3

      @@joydot.dot.dot.8040 I'm pretty sure he said he was 21

    • @mialevi1341
      @mialevi1341 4 роки тому +3

      @@ray3529 It's a joke

    • @ray3529
      @ray3529 4 роки тому

      @@mialevi1341 It was also a joke
      we can go on if you like

    • @barneyy6942
      @barneyy6942 4 роки тому

      He's like that popular dude in a movie about high school.

  • @elinorf3220
    @elinorf3220 3 роки тому +2

    “I don’t link my jokes, just take it” 😂

    • @rainbomg
      @rainbomg 2 роки тому

      Ahh I couldn’t understand that part

  • @arnoldn.1114
    @arnoldn.1114 3 роки тому +1

    Just found him on Netflix and at the same time found my best comedian

  • @kshitiz.maurya
    @kshitiz.maurya 6 років тому +58

    I wish the audience laughed a little more.

  • @TiocfaidharlaYmaoHyd
    @TiocfaidharlaYmaoHyd 6 років тому +14

    I love Scotland. I love Daniel. Funny 😂 & Cute 😂 .

  • @kyliemac2897
    @kyliemac2897 6 років тому +6

    Literally at an airport and this is the funniest thing

  • @salwaaj1356
    @salwaaj1356 6 років тому +13

    He's refreshing

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo 4 роки тому +1

    the tennis joke 😂😂😂

  • @brandonjeffers7164
    @brandonjeffers7164 6 років тому +13

    He's not Culkin... He's the spawn of Culkin and Andrew from Chronicle lol

  • @annalisam9999
    @annalisam9999 6 років тому +2

    I remember this sketch from somewhere else...still he's funny

  • @ironbranch8175
    @ironbranch8175 5 років тому +10

    5:03 front row dude in red shirt

  • @bearthedevil9675
    @bearthedevil9675 6 років тому +2

    why was he not getting more laughs hes funny as fuck

  • @mariana4gymnastics
    @mariana4gymnastics 6 років тому +128

    this is sooooo old

    •  6 років тому +11

      6 years indeed

    • @ikeme84
      @ikeme84 6 років тому +2

      yeah idd, But if you have a chance to see him perform live, do it. I've seen him live 3 years in a row now and he brings a completely new 1,5 hour show each year. He tours with Kai Humphries who has a half an hour show before him.

    • @Monochromicornicopia
      @Monochromicornicopia 6 років тому

      6 years is old? lol

    • @b4thepreposition
      @b4thepreposition 6 років тому

      You can even tell by his clothes lol

  • @chimchimcharoo56
    @chimchimcharoo56 5 років тому +2

    can everyone stop complaining that he needs new material, he is six years old

  • @harveybritland3112
    @harveybritland3112 6 років тому +58

    Crap audience... he's awesome though!

  • @LetsTakeItEsay
    @LetsTakeItEsay 6 років тому +63

    Me:"oh a new Daniel Sloss video, let's see if his jokes changed and he has some new ones"
    *watches video*
    "Nope, still the same..."

    • @tatianatrono8489
      @tatianatrono8489 6 років тому +38

      it's an old video!

    • @jazzjoules
      @jazzjoules 5 років тому +4

      7 years old

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 5 років тому +7

      I know right, and he never aged too. Maybe cause it's an old fucking video

    • @charlixxxx
      @charlixxxx 5 років тому

      This is from seven years ago...

  • @cornflower9258
    @cornflower9258 3 роки тому +1

    He has such pretty eyes.

  • @kranglethecheeselord2602
    @kranglethecheeselord2602 4 роки тому +3

    I thought this man was attractive but then I found out he wasn’t Macaulay Culkin

  • @svetlanaandrasova6086
    @svetlanaandrasova6086 5 років тому +1

    i think im in love,,,must be the fact that he is funny,humor really is sexy

  • @osmanshah5046
    @osmanshah5046 6 років тому +4

    there are some good looking dudes in that audiance

  • @ResearchForMyself
    @ResearchForMyself 11 місяців тому

    He was 22 years old when doing this!

  • @Breezy-bv9te
    @Breezy-bv9te 5 років тому +1

    This kid was Good!! 👍👍👍

  • @sameermeighoo2492
    @sameermeighoo2492 5 років тому +1

    Looking back at this old video I'm like damnnn....if Tom Hardy and Macaulay Culkin had a baby....lol 😂😛 I have

  • @dahliaisaflower
    @dahliaisaflower 6 років тому +13

    I'm 21 too.... And single lol

    • @dahliaisaflower
      @dahliaisaflower 6 років тому +3

      s a k u n i damn it. I'm late lol

    • @EHowdy97
      @EHowdy97 6 років тому +4

      It's only a 6 year difference now. That's not too bad

  • @MiracleWinchester
    @MiracleWinchester 4 роки тому +1

    Okay wow he looks good

  • @catdeme454
    @catdeme454 6 років тому +1

    Born Talent

  • @AA-ve5qp
    @AA-ve5qp 6 років тому +5

    Damn I want Daniel Sloss to get a special but I really hope he doesn’t just reuse his old sets

    • @Wim2600
      @Wim2600 6 років тому +5

      Lol Idk He doesn’t. I’ve seen him live 3 or 4 times now, and it’s a completely new show each time. This is just a 6-year-old video. 😊

    • @AA-ve5qp
      @AA-ve5qp 6 років тому +3

      Wim Lammens that’s good to hear, it’s just that almost half of the clips that are uploaded online of him have the same material

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 4 роки тому +1

      @@AA-ve5qp cause those were his strongest 5 ish minutes for a long time, i recently rewatched a lot of videos and you can watch his material evolve. That's the stuff he used to do when going around comedy festivals, that's why there's so many recordings of the same stuff slightly different all over the world. he currently has 2 amazing shows on netflix and most recently a HBO special

  • @Samuel115s
    @Samuel115s 6 років тому +2

    He's cute 😊

  • @arnabst159
    @arnabst159 5 років тому

    love the intro 6 years ago

  • @Rhaphidophile
    @Rhaphidophile 5 років тому

    He makes this joke a lot but I didn't think he looked like Macaulky until this specific video. He does look like him here.

  • @strawberriesandstuff6638
    @strawberriesandstuff6638 6 років тому +4

    Hot, funny, cute accent. Yep he's a keeper.

    • @gmkar7766
      @gmkar7766 6 років тому

      He's cute, but he admits in this set that he doesn't care about his partner's enjoyment in bed, and he makes sexist remarks. Not a keeper.

    • @tarekatorr
      @tarekatorr 5 років тому

      @@gmkar7766 late to the party on this one, but uh... You do realize this is comedy, right?

  • @StevenDavisonYT
    @StevenDavisonYT 6 років тому +13

    I ope this isn't actually a newly performed set because it's years old at this point and Daniel can do much better.

    • @sammurphy2825
      @sammurphy2825 6 років тому +18

      seeing as in this he says he is 21 and he is currently 27 no its not recent

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot Рік тому

    Ironic how he’s supposedly the same height as adult Macaulay Culken 😝

  • @imaginacioalpoder
    @imaginacioalpoder 5 років тому +5

    he's so hot wow

  • @libbyp.1631
    @libbyp.1631 5 років тому +1

    my mom gave me the sex talk waiting in line for a water slide at Hawaiian falls, so that was a thing.

    • @melopsicodelia
      @melopsicodelia 5 років тому

      Tell us more please, hahahaha, that sounds hilarious.

  • @Pippi-rippi
    @Pippi-rippi 5 років тому

    I like him 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ThePadmaj
    @ThePadmaj 5 років тому

    Yeah yeah yeah- That's Daniel sloss by the way

  • @MorgaineRiddlePrince
    @MorgaineRiddlePrince 5 років тому +1

    08/2019. Haya

  • @stephentalley7829
    @stephentalley7829 5 років тому +7

    He’s kinda hot? Somehow

  • @penelopepetite2228
    @penelopepetite2228 5 років тому

    3:43 there's waldo

  • @soynnyriagp3801
    @soynnyriagp3801 6 років тому +3

    💛

  • @joshua5micka
    @joshua5micka 6 років тому

    people who watch all his standups on UA-cam for free: *I'VE SEEN THIS ALL BEFORE HE'S SO LAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
    people who fucking paid to see him live: **laughs**

  • @Captain_WingMan
    @Captain_WingMan 5 років тому

    Culkin and Tosh's kid

  • @valentinav8286
    @valentinav8286 5 років тому +1

    He's so hot omg

  • @midnightgrowler
    @midnightgrowler 6 років тому +2

    Does anyone else keep getting distracted by the camera?

  • @tonijackson6529
    @tonijackson6529 6 років тому +4

    😂😊😂🤣😊

  • @Protectobot
    @Protectobot Рік тому

    A guy ending a set by saying he is NOT trying to hook up w/ female audience members 😆

  • @robfab5204
    @robfab5204 6 років тому

    This can't be from 2018. I've heard all of these jokes before. Still love this guy though

    • @tai2527
      @tai2527 5 років тому +1

      The title says it’s from 2012 lol

  • @user-fg8it6kp3e
    @user-fg8it6kp3e 5 років тому

    well there's a few jokes you couldn't make today.

  • @StephJ0seph
    @StephJ0seph 6 років тому

    Lmao

  • @grafxtitan
    @grafxtitan 6 років тому

    He needs to quit bein so nervous, he's got it otherwise.

    • @hwangnoeul
      @hwangnoeul 5 років тому +2

      This is was like 6 years ago and he was just starting out

  • @RegstarRogstar
    @RegstarRogstar 5 років тому

    hes more of tom hardy blond lookalike than culkin tbh

  • @shreyashahi2624
    @shreyashahi2624 4 роки тому

    To be honest he looks better than Macaulay Culkin

  • @rosyphoenix4984
    @rosyphoenix4984 5 років тому +4

    after seeing his special last week, i'm happy he's gotten better with toxic masculinity :/

  • @alejandro28rdz
    @alejandro28rdz 6 років тому

    somebody phone the police.

  • @parkerm5051
    @parkerm5051 6 років тому +1

    Why are all his sets the sameee... I love him but still

  • @Katie-ws7xp
    @Katie-ws7xp 5 років тому

    He looks like Collins Key if Collins Key had a more handsome brother

  • @BananaTheFancy
    @BananaTheFancy 6 років тому +2

    Does he make any new stuff?

    • @BananaTheFancy
      @BananaTheFancy 6 років тому +2

      I've seen this bit in atleast 4 different places

    • @worldfilledwithmore
      @worldfilledwithmore 6 років тому +1

      This is from back when he was 21. Thus, old clip.

  • @byron5306
    @byron5306 6 років тому

    Not 21

  • @khuludk.3923
    @khuludk.3923 6 років тому +1

    21???? 2018????

  • @LadyHashZ
    @LadyHashZ 6 років тому +4

    Canadians don’t laugh ....

  • @Rockerdude1312
    @Rockerdude1312 6 років тому +1

    Liked the video, but thumbs down because it had asbsolutely nothing to do with the title

  • @alexmacgregor7660
    @alexmacgregor7660 6 років тому

    He needs new material this is like 5 years old! Come on Daniel sloss

  • @xCakeBish
    @xCakeBish 6 років тому +1

    Is he ever gonna make some new content?

    • @Wim2600
      @Wim2600 6 років тому +1

      CakeBish - He tours with a new show every couple of years; I’ve been to 3 or 4 of his shows in the past 5 years.

    • @sarcasmxkate
      @sarcasmxkate 6 років тому +5

      This is 6 years old.

  • @Uatemydoodle
    @Uatemydoodle 6 років тому +7

    Either all the jokes are stolen or I've seen this guy before. I don't remember ever seeing him though...

    • @mdd050
      @mdd050 6 років тому +38

      He did an extremely similar set on Conan a while back.

    • @Sab.86
      @Sab.86 6 років тому +11

      And he’s been on live at the Apollo on BBC

    • @mdd050
      @mdd050 6 років тому +2

      - - ...and his Conan set was about the same time.

  • @eamonwheatland4437
    @eamonwheatland4437 6 років тому

    fuck this is old

  • @Bleach2768
    @Bleach2768 6 років тому

    Is that gay Irish guy from facts. In the front

  • @Gabriel-qu5fb
    @Gabriel-qu5fb 6 років тому +5

    I love daniel sloss but he needs new jokes, some of these jokes has already been told by him months or a year ago.

    • @Chris-zo4vu
      @Chris-zo4vu 5 років тому

      Yeahhhhhh the year is in the title

  • @alexandrepiche5609
    @alexandrepiche5609 6 років тому

    Too bad he's roading the same show since the beginning :/

  • @gamenothx6827
    @gamenothx6827 5 років тому

    funny i just don't like how he reuses jokes

  • @waterdavid1156
    @waterdavid1156 4 роки тому

    Is he gay or is he just British?

  • @packingpineapple2141
    @packingpineapple2141 6 років тому +22

    This is so cringy and terrible

  • @LaTripper
    @LaTripper 5 років тому

    I dont know how people stand such rude comedians

  • @70maral
    @70maral 5 років тому

    he always uses the same jokes...

  • @ColinLievens
    @ColinLievens 6 років тому +8

    wow this guy is gross and misogynistic

    • @djkoz78
      @djkoz78 6 років тому +6

      Fuck off

    • @gmkar7766
      @gmkar7766 6 років тому +2

      Princesstaxiboy Colin Lievens At last, a sensible person. He is misogynistic.

    • @djkoz78
      @djkoz78 6 років тому +1

      GM Kar fuck off it's JOKES!

    • @alpacajones
      @alpacajones 6 років тому +1

      wow no one cares

    • @winterain17
      @winterain17 5 років тому +1

      Couldn't be further from the truth but OK.

  • @tigsthefabs1563
    @tigsthefabs1563 6 років тому

    Always makes the same jokes

  • @mustafasaifuddin7831
    @mustafasaifuddin7831 6 років тому +2

    First

  • @ponedog
    @ponedog 6 років тому +1

    Jesus christ. Get some new material!

  • @gmkar7766
    @gmkar7766 6 років тому

    This is awful even for six years ago. He seems like a nasty guy.