Fastest Medical ASMR | Everything is Wrong! (Neurologist, Dentist, Allergist, Eye Doctor & More!)

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  • Опубліковано 17 тра 2024
  • Hi y'all!! This is the "Everything is Wrong" version of my Fastest Medical ASMR!!! If you want the normal version you can find that here: • Fastest Medical ASMR |...
    These videos are meant to be lighthearted, even if you have medical anxiety, I make sure to keep it very un-serious. :)
    My other Everything is Wrong series can be found here:
    Cranial Nerve Exam: • ASMR | Cranial Nerve E...
    Orbital Exam: • ASMR | Orbital Exam (E...
    Doctor's Checkup: • ASMR Doctor's Checkup ...
    I also got hats for all the doctors. do u like them uwu
    TIMESTAMPS:
    0:00 - Neurologist
    2:11 - Eye Doctor
    3:49 - Dentist
    5:34 - Pediatrician
    8:28 - Allergist
    10:34 - Physical Therapist
    12:35 - Dermatologist
    15:21 - E.N.T
    18:37 - Cardiologist
    20:29 - Anesthesiologist
    Sleep well...!!! I hope you uh... I hope you recover from everything soon! LOL
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  • @astrid8678
    @astrid8678 2 роки тому +5841

    2:44 I love how she made it realistic by saying the wrong colour for the markers to make it seem like that we're colourblind

    • @boundthree
      @boundthree 2 роки тому +257

      yup generally thought I was colourblind lmaoo

    • @Icodhack2992
      @Icodhack2992 2 роки тому +385

      me who's actually colorblind: is she f***ing with me or has my colorblindness gotten worse?

    • @fosterotley5451
      @fosterotley5451 2 роки тому +207

      @@boundthree I know I got concerned for a second becuase I went out on a limb and said “green” for the purple marker just going along with the video and she actually said green

    • @megaprime1613
      @megaprime1613 2 роки тому +37

      @@fosterotley5451 I did the exact same thing

    • @Kxrmx-VA
      @Kxrmx-VA 2 роки тому +40

      @@fosterotley5451 Same. I said green for purple and purple for red.

  • @fastASMR
    @fastASMR 2 роки тому +43009

    Gibi trying to control her frustration was the funniest thing about this 😂

  • @lillgachaYT
    @lillgachaYT 4 місяці тому +1399

    3:24 “dear.. *god.* can you see me right now?! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?!” I can’t stop laughing

    • @capraroc88
      @capraroc88 3 місяці тому +5

      Me: no

    • @clarehobday7813
      @clarehobday7813 2 місяці тому +19

      My favourite part is the pediatrician going from I'm not scared of anything to HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

    • @high2799
      @high2799 Місяць тому +5

      No....I might be 1. blind, 2. Scared, or 3. All of the above! ☺️☺️☺️

    • @amandachurchfield6542
      @amandachurchfield6542 Місяць тому +3

      I love it

    • @imanejoestar1578
      @imanejoestar1578 25 днів тому +1

      Zhis... is a bucket.
      Dear God..
      There's more.
      No...

  • @ghostiigoesboo
    @ghostiigoesboo 5 місяців тому +286

    “Is that a ladybug?” Makes me wheeze every time 😭

  • @nobody6277
    @nobody6277 2 роки тому +3003

    the genuine frustration in the neurologist roleplay is literally hilarious

    • @reylea3734
      @reylea3734 2 роки тому +23

      also the eye doctor

    • @WolfiegangFTW
      @WolfiegangFTW 2 роки тому +3

      420 likes lol

    • @shooterDisease
      @shooterDisease 2 роки тому +3

      I feel like the dermatologist has seen some shit to be so gun-ho about skin care.
      ‘You don’t really need this face anymore. You have no use for it. It is not serving you.’

    • @sleepyote
      @sleepyote 2 роки тому +11

      @@reylea3734 the eye doctor was too real for me lol

    • @varma101
      @varma101 2 роки тому +14

      The cold stare with the furiously wiggling fingers really got me

  • @memeviewer9201
    @memeviewer9201 2 роки тому +6255

    I like how each doctor starts out like "I'll save you!" to just "You're fucked, dude." in the span of like, thirty seconds.

  • @King_Noob123
    @King_Noob123 4 місяці тому +145

    "Glass bones and paper skin" JESUS, THE NOSTALGIA

    • @VaughnJoyeux
      @VaughnJoyeux 21 день тому +4

      WHAT WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT

    • @reiblex1014
      @reiblex1014 19 днів тому +11

      ​@VaughnJoyeux its a spongebob reference to when a guy faked being hurt to sell chocolate to spongebob

    • @wickedlavender
      @wickedlavender 7 днів тому +4

      @@VaughnJoyeux I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

    • @Liozzoo
      @Liozzoo 7 днів тому

      @@wickedlavenderI'm sorry about that. I hope you get better with that stuff, ok?

    • @RemainsOfDarky
      @RemainsOfDarky 7 днів тому

      @@Liozzoois this serious

  • @spookiezz
    @spookiezz 2 місяці тому +165

    I love how each doctor is going in rainbow order, and how it reflects on their personality.

  • @legendarywolfgeneral5572
    @legendarywolfgeneral5572 2 роки тому +14443

    Honestly after this everything is wrong series I need a 'everything is beyond perfect' series where all the doctors are stunned by just how perfect the person coming in is, just utterly shocked and in awe at the perfect specimen coming in

    • @isabeladomingues317
      @isabeladomingues317 2 роки тому +477

      i once went to a doctor that praised me for one of my lab results, i left de appointment very happy lol

    • @legendarywolfgeneral5572
      @legendarywolfgeneral5572 2 роки тому +165

      @@isabeladomingues317 I'm happy for ya m8! Hope you kept it up, soon you'll reach perfection

    • @legendarywolfgeneral5572
      @legendarywolfgeneral5572 2 роки тому +194

      @A_literal_pebble ultimate gigachad energy, walks into the doctor and all patients around them are suddenly healed from the sheer vital energy radiating from them

    • @bradleyhanson96
      @bradleyhanson96 2 роки тому +32

      That's just the Tatyana videos.

    • @legendarywolfgeneral5572
      @legendarywolfgeneral5572 2 роки тому +48

      @@bradleyhanson96 the doctors have yet to see the godly person's physique, and they have yet to grace a hospital in the videos

  • @mikewestern3403
    @mikewestern3403 2 роки тому +2730

    "I don't have ears. It's fine, I'm a professional." Classic dentist talk right there. 😂😂

  • @supersmilyface1
    @supersmilyface1 Місяць тому +18

    "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
    -That one guy from the Spongebob Episode 'Chocolate With Nuts'

  • @mariselalira5656
    @mariselalira5656 Місяць тому +15

    My favorite part is when dermatologist gibi was surprised after she said quadrant 5 because we’re only supposed to have 4

  • @jamesmusic6686
    @jamesmusic6686 2 роки тому +1996

    We need a full Pediatrician asmr, her vibe is so relaxing

    • @watermelon..
      @watermelon.. 2 роки тому +53

      @Emily Atkinson well you didn’t have to say so

    • @thebabenarixx
      @thebabenarixx 2 роки тому +4

      i knowww !

    • @tingle-tainmentasmr2404
      @tingle-tainmentasmr2404 2 роки тому +33

      @Emily Atkinson then don’t watch it, it’s not for you lol. Honestly though, there are many GIBI videos I don’t vibe with and I just don’t watch those. She’ll see what doesn’t work when those specific videos underperform, and hey maybe my favorites are everyone’s least favorites and I’ll get less of my favorite content, but I can’t blame her for trying to make content that pleases the masses. It just makes sense, especially business wise. A bigger mass appeal, the more her channel grows.

    • @HanaNoMachi
      @HanaNoMachi 2 роки тому +21

      Idk I kinda get the vibe she's hiding a dead body somewhere

    • @Weeping_lover
      @Weeping_lover 2 роки тому +13

      @@tingle-tainmentasmr2404 maybe she was talking about her pediatrician role and not gibi because she was the least frustrated in that role and was sweet..

  • @iuze814
    @iuze814 2 роки тому +631

    I love the pediatrician part, she's just so calm at the start and in the end it looks like she's thinking of a way to hide your body

    • @Xelnagapriest
      @Xelnagapriest 2 роки тому +35

      She and the allergist are gonna need therapy.

  • @sabinaiancu8546
    @sabinaiancu8546 6 місяців тому +90

    Great video, Gibi, I watched it 20 times and just now I noticed "Oops, I don't have ears!" 🤣I listen to your videos to focus during work and they also help me go to sleep when all kinds of thoughts invade my mind, keeping me awake.

  • @y0ur_p0blem15
    @y0ur_p0blem15 Місяць тому +8

    Has anyone else mesmerised all the answers due to watching this over and over again

  • @beccagray5743
    @beccagray5743 2 роки тому +3349

    I laughed for a minute straight at the dermatologist saying “I’ve heard some things… and the fear of god has been struck in me” Gibi has the best delivery of her lines

  • @lucyii.
    @lucyii. 2 роки тому +2845

    The dentist saying : "oh they're desintegrating" when applying fluoride to our teeth is genuinely one of the best lines from this video. Definitely gonna subscribe lol

  • @AnAnimeFreak_MirrorMaiden
    @AnAnimeFreak_MirrorMaiden Місяць тому +3

    *"No.. It's green. No.. It's purple."*
    YOU SAID THAT BACKWARDS😭😭

  • @juliapaz4132
    @juliapaz4132 5 місяців тому +21

    My favorite asmr, I have watched this so many times, and always get better❤

  • @ines2842
    @ines2842 2 роки тому +16068

    As someone else already said: It would be amazing if you made a sequel to this where the doctors manage to fix everything that’s wrong with us 😊

    • @yamas4799
      @yamas4799 2 роки тому +195

      Oh. I thought I was the only one

    • @a.slaughter.of.ravens
      @a.slaughter.of.ravens 2 роки тому +263

      I think we would already be dead by then

    • @Campfireonthemoon
      @Campfireonthemoon 2 роки тому +149

      That would be fun but we would have to have very severe surgery
      That could lead to death then we need a funeral ASMR

    • @princ3ssgriff3n84
      @princ3ssgriff3n84 2 роки тому +68

      @@Campfireonthemoon i’ll start making the arrangements. my chemical romances themed or is that too much?

    • @kkaenjixox
      @kkaenjixox 2 роки тому +18

      Can we also bring the other everythingiswrong doctor the one who lost her job and became like an eye doctor or something

  • @nataliagt1102
    @nataliagt1102 2 роки тому +2453

    “What does this smell like?”
    “Definitely gasoline.”
    “It’s not gasoline. No.”
    WELL THEN WHAT IS IT

    • @isnowyuk
      @isnowyuk 2 роки тому +41

      Lavender

    • @youravaragesink842
      @youravaragesink842 2 роки тому +25

      I said vinegar 😭

    • @amandaperez4947
      @amandaperez4947 2 роки тому +19

      🅱alls

    • @amiaturner1955
      @amiaturner1955 2 роки тому

      @Amanda Perez lmao

    • @aslemartinsen5284
      @aslemartinsen5284 2 роки тому +11

      Gibi looked like she lost all faith in the patient. I honestly believe the patient today was Beetlejuice, the actor, not the scary clown. Though it's kinda scary how dumb he is, so maybe he is a clown.

  • @fruity1343
    @fruity1343 2 місяці тому +7

    I have an eye infection rn and this made my brain happy. The goop is accelerating at a rate that will render my eye unopenable by morning.

    • @funni_moksi69
      @funni_moksi69 27 днів тому

      About your eye thing
      GET MEDICAL ATTENTION (unless you did already)

  • @izzyxyz
    @izzyxyz 2 місяці тому +4

    Plot: In reality,we're completely healthy and the whole hospital is crazy---

  • @aaronyoung484
    @aaronyoung484 2 роки тому +6975

    A little list detailing all the issues with us, as discovered by the various medical practitioners we have seen today.
    *Neurologist*
    - We cannot resist outside force on our jaw
    - We cannot stick out our tongue
    - We cannot determine movement at the edge of our vision
    - Our short term memory (and shape comprehension) is next to non-existent
    - Our sense of smell is *off*
    - We cannot determine the firmness of something contacting us
    *Eye Doctor*
    - We cannot follow the movement of an illuminated finger
    - We cannot accurately determine colours
    - We are incapable of reading the letters of an eyechart no more than maybe a couple of feet from our face
    - We cannot determine the number of finger held up at a similar distance
    *Dentist*
    - We have some atrocious breath, presumably
    - We need to have six teeth pulled, one of them just being a large cavity where a tooth once was
    - We brush our teeth with bacon grease
    - Floss snaps between our teeth, implying that the plaque building up between them has actually *SOLIDIFIED*
    - Our teeth disintegrate when coming into contact with fluoride
    *Pediatrician*
    - Our temperature is abnormal
    - Our height is anomalous and seems to fluctuate in a abnormal manner
    - Our reflexes on our right side are completely shot, but our left side is overreactive
    - We have an entire insect culture living on our scalp
    - We bleed profusely when our skin is broken
    *Allergist*
    - We are aggressively allergic to *EVERYTHING*
    *Physical Therapist*
    - We cannot regulate the force we squeeze things with
    - We have difficulty raising our arms above our head
    - We make incredibly sudden neck movements
    - We have glass bones and paper skin
    - We need to relearn how to do everything
    - We cannot maintain grip on something being pulled from us
    - We break our legs dropping a small distance (maybe a few inches at most)
    *Dermatologist*
    - Our skin doesn't look good
    - We have the sun living in our room at all times, 24/7, beating down on our skin
    - Our skin is simultaneously extremely oily and dry
    - The state of our face can make a medical professional rethink her life decisions
    - We need new skin
    *E.N.T.*
    - It is debatable if we have ears, a nose, or a throat
    - The inside of our ears puts the Grand Canyon to shame
    - We cannot make out simple, three letter words
    - Our tonsils are long overdue a removal
    *Cardiologist*
    - Our heartbeat, presumably, is abnormal
    - We are on *A LOT* of medications
    - Our blood pressure is worrying, as is our oxygen level
    *Anaesthesiologost/Surgeon*
    - We are immune to standard anaesthesia
    All in all, not ideal. But, as Jeremy Clarkson once said, "could be worse"

  • @Zephbobeph
    @Zephbobeph 2 роки тому +6600

    Therapist: Gibi with magnified eyes isn't real, she can't hurt you
    Dermatologist Gibi: 👁👁

    • @saidagatsuma9725
      @saidagatsuma9725 Рік тому +15

      K ok lo ok lo OK lo

    • @saidagatsuma9725
      @saidagatsuma9725 Рік тому

      Ollé lo oki ollé lo iba llegando iooi jijiji lo oki oki 8 lo oki kkk kkk oi y lo oki kkk oki yyyy ollo óiį kill o lo k

    • @saidagatsuma9725
      @saidagatsuma9725 Рік тому +17

      Kkk ollo ok o Los o kkk III o kkk

    • @katejames501
      @katejames501 Рік тому +66

      @@saidagatsuma9725 what the heck are you saying

    • @amyrosadohtf8414
      @amyrosadohtf8414 Рік тому

      ~{👁}~{👁}~
      👄

  • @EdmarFuentes1
    @EdmarFuentes1 2 місяці тому +8

    This video is one of my favorites, I love it. The humor and relaxation that watching this gem gives me.

  • @selenagolden2712
    @selenagolden2712 4 місяці тому +4

    Can qe have an opposite version?
    "Everything is right" when they are ASTONISHED at us being perfect
    Im insecure abt myself and would LOVE to have that vers

  • @RachASMR
    @RachASMR 2 роки тому +5066

    Now that I’m not expecting videos from Gibi since I got used to her break upload schedule, I get even more excited when I see a new video pop up.

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 2 роки тому +28

      Facts lol she's back

    • @TodaysASMR.
      @TodaysASMR. 2 роки тому +9

      I was well excited to see another upload this week

    • @kaseyg2321
      @kaseyg2321 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah me too😄

    • @larapho4512
      @larapho4512 2 роки тому +9

      This seems kinda back-handed. But aight

    • @jarrett7284
      @jarrett7284 2 роки тому +3

      Same

  • @graffitidays
    @graffitidays 2 роки тому +992

    I will never get tired of watching your "Everything is Wrong" videos they're just too good and the perfect balance of relaxation and entertainment!!

  • @LauraleyB
    @LauraleyB Місяць тому +3

    Whoever writes your skits, need to pay raise! Absolutely love your creativity! But this one was probably more for starting a chill pill. I spent so much time laughing. I haven’t gone to sleep.😂😂

  • @Tay_On_Paws
    @Tay_On_Paws 5 місяців тому +10

    “DiD yOu JuST bREaK yOuR LeG?”

  • @Mia-ji2ff
    @Mia-ji2ff 2 роки тому +3525

    The fact that nobody is taking about how gibi just has all this doctor equipment laying around that she uses for ASMR role playing is kinda getting to me. 😳😂

    • @Lunaris3-in-1
      @Lunaris3-in-1 2 роки тому +86

      I stopped questioning that many videos ago. 😊😆🤷🏽‍♂️ Just shows how dedicated she is.

    • @mediummunchkin8891
      @mediummunchkin8891 2 роки тому +14

      yeah both real and fake

    • @imapotato1045
      @imapotato1045 2 роки тому +19

      she actually did a everything's wrong fastest asmr, awesome

    • @itzjellylisa3067
      @itzjellylisa3067 2 роки тому +4

      e

    • @itzlynnluv
      @itzlynnluv 2 роки тому +2

      Maybe she just ordered it all from ebay or something

  • @GoneTroppo82
    @GoneTroppo82 2 роки тому +2554

    "Can you see me right now? Do you know where you are?"
    I'm trying to fall asleep and Gibi has me dying over here. Hilarious!

  • @francescelinebadilles8994
    @francescelinebadilles8994 2 місяці тому +4

    Instead of saying "apple" in the 4th neurologist picture showed me, I ended up saying "iphone" 😭😭

  • @caleb.russell262
    @caleb.russell262 5 місяців тому +20

    You can hear the clear anger in her voice trying not to lash at the patient and in the start where she made it really obvious for each one and aggressively shaking her finger during the very start and couldn’t fall asleep cause it was so funny

  • @Rikrobat
    @Rikrobat 2 роки тому +5437

    How did Gibi know I've been bingeing both the "Everything Is Wrong" and "Fastest" ASMRs?? So excited for this combo!

    • @k1ngcwboy
      @k1ngcwboy 2 роки тому +58

      gibi always knows….

    • @foreverasmr1489
      @foreverasmr1489 2 роки тому +51

      She’s psychic when she’s not doing Asmr

    • @bocchithepeak
      @bocchithepeak 2 роки тому +22

      someone asked for this and she did it

    • @TodaysASMR.
      @TodaysASMR. 2 роки тому +8

      Haha same here

    • @awesomechannel257
      @awesomechannel257 2 роки тому +13

      @@bocchithepeak It’s like the same video as last time but if things were to go downhill

  • @bsoverdose2029
    @bsoverdose2029 2 роки тому +2752

    I haven't had much education in the field of dental or allergen science but I can speak with relative authority on the rest, emphisis on relative.
    Just some surface observations:
    • we have clearly suffered a, if not many, stroke(s),
    • a lot of our symptoms seem to originate from pure bad hygiene,
    • many of them also seem to be bad genetics, specifically the allergies,
    • we seem to have some form of severe damage to our vagus nerve,
    • the sensory issues may not just be attributed to the vagus nerve damage, we may also have damage to our sensory organs,
    • we have EXTREME cardiovascular issues,
    • we also likely have melanoma (cancer of the skin).
    • We have tritanopia (red-purple color blindness),
    In conclusion, we're fucked.

  • @ttristanaa
    @ttristanaa 10 днів тому +3

    Gibi, can you PLEASE make these again!? 😭 these are too good and way too hilarious. Hits my funny bone and my tingles ✨

  • @CasualWolfandCat_Therian
    @CasualWolfandCat_Therian 26 днів тому +1

    The dermatologist: I'm going to turn off the light for everyone's sanity here
    THAT GOT ME DYING 😂😂

  • @QWERTY46774
    @QWERTY46774 2 роки тому +4962

    This was not just ASMR. This was a comedy routine 😂

  • @KarpetBurn
    @KarpetBurn 2 роки тому +700

    So let me get this straight:
    I am a husk of a person with glass bones and paper skin, I'm allergic to literally everything, my nervous system is non existent, my head is a utopia for large bugs to inhabit, my eyes don't actually work and my mouth is a chamber of death

  • @bushbasher85
    @bushbasher85 3 місяці тому +2

    Some ASMR you watch for tingles. Some you watch for relaxation and sleep. Some you watch just to put a smile on your face. This is the latter.

  • @asmrVAJRAM
    @asmrVAJRAM 6 місяців тому +4

    I don't know how many times I've watched this, Very nice, fun & relaxing Super 👌, Thanks Gibi 💙

  • @josefinamoai8566
    @josefinamoai8566 2 роки тому +769

    I love how gibi gaslit us into also thinking there was something wrong, with the color of the markers and the inaudible words 🤣

    • @ppphhhoooeee
      @ppphhhoooeee 2 роки тому +5

      Ikrrrrr

    • @reylea3734
      @reylea3734 2 роки тому +1

      I hate it tho. Am I the only one? Lmao

    • @MTHW4390
      @MTHW4390 2 роки тому +5

      She did this last everything is wrong role-play as well, so I expected it and managed to get them 'right'

    • @ppphhhoooeee
      @ppphhhoooeee 2 роки тому +3

      @Ava-cado🥑 ikr for a moment I was questioning myself

    • @foongern1071
      @foongern1071 2 роки тому +1

      I wouldn't be surprised if this was a massive April Fool's prank between the doctors, with the sole culprit being the patient who orchestrated the entire thing

  • @JossyFoxxy
    @JossyFoxxy 9 місяців тому +2212

    I love how the first few Gibis were utterly shocked and then dermatologist comes in fully prepared to see the worst.

    • @unknowndeviceconnected
      @unknowndeviceconnected 7 місяців тому +65

      have you SEEN animated asmr??? im talking fungi, open sores, worms, bugs, nails, etc. the dermatologist was prepared for the worst but God gave her His strongest battle

    • @bisneytm1511
      @bisneytm1511 6 місяців тому +10

      Quadrant 5

  • @Crystalstar_the_alpha_wolf
    @Crystalstar_the_alpha_wolf 18 днів тому +2

    “It’s green” * holds up purple marker*
    “ It’s purple” *holds up red/orange marker*

  • @jodieleech117
    @jodieleech117 5 днів тому +4

    3:01 lol the way she sighed and then just said "eye chart."😂😂

  • @sparrow8534
    @sparrow8534 2 роки тому +8284

    We should have a sequel to this where Gibi actually manages to fix everything

  • @yakubova-studio2895
    @yakubova-studio2895 2 роки тому +3323

    "It's not sulfur, it's lemon!" This is hilarious. And the faces! Gibi is such a comedian!

    • @eddieth3rev
      @eddieth3rev 2 роки тому +17

      I immediately went to slipknot ' Like breathing in sulfur '

    • @c0mput3r80y
      @c0mput3r80y 2 роки тому +4

      at least you got the right color

    • @LTSUGMA
      @LTSUGMA 2 роки тому

      @@c0mput3r80y it was green and purple right?

    • @jacobfraser4869
      @jacobfraser4869 2 роки тому +6

      I deadass said sulfur and had a out of body experience.

    • @michelle-df9dw
      @michelle-df9dw 2 роки тому +1

      @@jacobfraser4869 ME TOO

  • @pellervohakulinen
    @pellervohakulinen Місяць тому +2

    I like to imagine us being really chill about this like "Yeah, I got all these problems, so how's your day?"

  • @user-hk1km3ws4q
    @user-hk1km3ws4q 4 місяці тому +5

    Seeing purple: its green💀

  • @JohnDoeLover
    @JohnDoeLover Рік тому +3296

    Our height is incomprehensible, possibly fluctuating, we are allergic to ink, cotton, and all things in general, our teeth are both strong enough to break military grade floss and weak enough to disintegrate in the presence of fluoride, we scared a pediatrician who has to deal with nightmare kids every day, our ears, nose and throat are barley existent at best, our eye sight is non-existent yet we were able to make all these appointments or at least attend them without any assistance at all, we are color blind, our skin is both dry and oily to both extremes, our reflexes are nonexistent on one side and overactive on the other, we are unable to raise our hands, we have no memory at all, yet remember to come to these appointments, are completely numb all over yet can feel things but not the give of them, look completely sunburnt all over, our bones break when we move yet we get places constantly, we need new skin, our ears if we have them are so dirty we have literal mountains of dirt in them, don’t work at all and hear gibberish when listening to humans, our throat if it exists at all is so infected if counts as a nuclear weapon our, nose if is existent is so scary it made a doctor cancel the rest of the appointment, our lungs don’t work at all, our heart beats extremely irregularly, our blood pressure is scary and our oxygen level is dangerous, and we can somehow withstand anesthesia made for hippos. We also have fucking ladybugs in our hair.
    I have come to the conclusion we are an eldritch horror writers were to afraid to write about because they feared just reading about us would turn some people mad.

    • @naughtymelon6712
      @naughtymelon6712 Рік тому +322

      We are somehow so powerful, yet so close to death at the same time.

    • @blueberryminion2985
      @blueberryminion2985 Рік тому +63

      @@naughtymelon6712so... Shedinja from Pokémon?

    • @barackobama66999
      @barackobama66999 Рік тому +23

      @@Livia.H. Cause its not the original comment lol..he basically copied and pasted

    • @rosiebeeee209
      @rosiebeeee209 Рік тому +45

      are we even human at this point?? :-:

    • @HomeIsNowhereToBeFound
      @HomeIsNowhereToBeFound Рік тому +61

      I feel like we are a mortal cursed by every single god to ever exist at this point

  • @icespiceedits
    @icespiceedits 2 роки тому +2981

    Gibi: "What do you brush your teeth with?"
    Also Gibi: "Bacon grease, got it. Ok well- that might pose a little bit of a problem..."
    I'm in tears 😂

  • @Itz_Crystal_
    @Itz_Crystal_ 24 дні тому +3

    1:17 BRO I LITERALLY SAID GASOLINE TO JOKE AROUND YOU KNOW, AND SHE SAID “no it’s not gasoline..” IS SHE STALKING ME?!- 💀😭

  • @yuriatsugi3696
    @yuriatsugi3696 Місяць тому +1

    Can i just say that it scratched the good part of my brain when i noticed every professional we go to is just the next colour in the rainbow? Like the gradual color change is wonderfully done😂❤

  • @RedTsarOldChannel-INACTIVE
    @RedTsarOldChannel-INACTIVE 2 роки тому +881

    Everyone: *seemingly* *struggling* *with* *the* *patient*
    Anæsthesiologist: This looks like a job for me.

    • @Domura
      @Domura 2 роки тому +44

      Everyone: _[existential panic]_
      Dr. Remington: "I have a solution."

    • @breadcrusader8655
      @breadcrusader8655 2 роки тому +10

      Ah yes they must be put into a medically induced coma

    • @zenvencheong7585
      @zenvencheong7585 2 роки тому +3

      Imagin you

    • @dudeinadoughboy4327
      @dudeinadoughboy4327 2 роки тому +4

      @@Domura Patient: "I want a second opinion!"
      Specialist Mossberg:

    • @thatcat5401
      @thatcat5401 2 роки тому +1

      that right there is Dr. House

  • @12HitCombo
    @12HitCombo Рік тому +1553

    Hahaha I lost it when the dermatologist checked "Quadrant 5", then took as step back when she realized the patient is definitely not supposed to have a "Quadrant 5". I love that the dermatologist didn't even want to comment on that, just moved on lol

    • @OfficialKarkatVantas
      @OfficialKarkatVantas Рік тому +184

      My favorite quotes from the dermatologist (I will be editing this)
      "I'm gonna turn off the light for everyone's sanity here."
      "Do you wear sunscreen? Because you may have you know, the sun living in your room at all times 24/7 beating down on your skin. That's what it looks like to me."
      "Quadrant 1: Traumatizing."
      "Quadrant 2: Absolute decimation."
      "Quadrant 3: Perhaps able to rehabilitate Quadrant 3. There's hope."
      "Quadrant 4: I'm losing hope."
      "Quadrant 5: ..."
      "You don't really need this face anymore. You have no use for it, it is not serving you."

    • @theMyRadiowasTaken
      @theMyRadiowasTaken 11 місяців тому +9

      ​@@OfficialKarkatVantas homestuck in the gibi comment section⁉️

    • @theMyRadiowasTaken
      @theMyRadiowasTaken 11 місяців тому +9

      ​@@OfficialKarkatVantas wait. actually. you would know about quadrants wouldnt you.

    • @OfficialKarkatVantas
      @OfficialKarkatVantas 11 місяців тому +8

      @@theMyRadiowasTaken yes.

    • @konradfabiszewski1490
      @konradfabiszewski1490 11 місяців тому +18

      ​@carcinoGeneticist another good one: "is your skin oily or dry? It's both, extremely. Okay, good to know"

  • @michellecomin2068
    @michellecomin2068 3 місяці тому +12

    Favorite ASMR video ever, I can either Watch It to laugh or sleep

    • @michaelsteiner3579
      @michaelsteiner3579 20 днів тому

      There is absolutely NO WAY I could sleep with this, even if I got anesthesia from a hippopotamus IV

    • @xx-valval-xx
      @xx-valval-xx 19 днів тому

      @@michaelsteiner3579then don’t watch it.

    • @michaelsteiner3579
      @michaelsteiner3579 19 днів тому

      @@xx-valval-xx I think it was awesome. It was just not something I would use to sleep. It was hilariously awesome otherwise.

    • @xx-valval-xx
      @xx-valval-xx 19 днів тому

      @@michaelsteiner3579 ohhh okay, apologies for the misunderstanding :)

  • @lindz90
    @lindz90 2 місяці тому +2

    First time I've ever watched Gibi and this must be the best ASMR video I've ever seen 😂 brilliant. Entertaining and tingly lol

  • @Vincent.exe.
    @Vincent.exe. Рік тому +2860

    Why is no one talking about how she made all the videos in a rainbow order? It's honestly a nice touch

  • @tdr6457
    @tdr6457 2 роки тому +946

    For some reason the idea of a “everything is getting better” video has been in my mind for a while now, a sort of continuation for these “everything is wrong” maybe even with the same characters in the same order that show that despite everything being terribly wrong a bit of hope starts to appear and they all get so relieved and happy, idk, I think it would be nice to see

    • @hunter5w6
      @hunter5w6 2 роки тому +19

      oh I absolutely love this idea 🥺

    • @imnoorrs5095
      @imnoorrs5095 2 роки тому +12

      Really interesting concept to be honest

    • @LatIenws
      @LatIenws 2 роки тому +6

      Yeeeeeessss it gave me a bit of anxiety and would love to make these doctors happy

    • @Doctorwhonerd1963
      @Doctorwhonerd1963 2 роки тому +2

      This is amazing

    • @ilovkittisncats
      @ilovkittisncats 2 роки тому +3

      absolutely would love this

  • @Milkyway45687
    @Milkyway45687 5 місяців тому +5

    POV, the nurses at the mental hospital doing their checks:

  • @bad_at_making_names508
    @bad_at_making_names508 6 днів тому

    I dont know what it is about this video that makes it the best for me, but i think its her voice, she had a very nice and relaxing voice.

  • @rennyroll837
    @rennyroll837 2 роки тому +937

    "I don't have ears"
    Singlehandedly the best Gibi quote of 2022 so far

  • @aracigarcia1006
    @aracigarcia1006 2 роки тому +10773

    Do not, I repeat, DO NOT watch to fall asleep. I was trying to fall asleep and I ended up laughing all night. She’s TOO funny 😂

    • @ms.yawhaw8831
      @ms.yawhaw8831 2 роки тому +267

      Her patients are crazy in trouble

    • @someone3190
      @someone3190 2 роки тому +1

      Doctor gibi has diagnosed you with insomnia

    • @foxtrot2956
      @foxtrot2956 2 роки тому +157

      We are a living disaster 😂🫠

    • @SimplyNatxox
      @SimplyNatxox 2 роки тому +40

      @Gabby Tabby yes

    • @lillie3029
      @lillie3029 2 роки тому +67

      Bro i started fricken DYING at the dentist

  • @Nexxo187
    @Nexxo187 Місяць тому +1

    I love how she tries to keep her sanity at normal levels whilst going insane repetitively...

  • @Foxleigh_weirdo
    @Foxleigh_weirdo 2 місяці тому +1

    I feel ashamed because I watched this every night and it helps me go to sleep every night. I cannot fall asleep without it.

  • @autumnus5504
    @autumnus5504 Рік тому +3590

    now all we need is a sequel series where gibi helps to fix everything that's wrong

    • @AimeePoppinBabies
      @AimeePoppinBabies Рік тому +29

      That would be awesome

    • @callmeraeraee
      @callmeraeraee Рік тому +14

      Yes bro just yes-

    • @alexjt0746
      @alexjt0746 Рік тому +39

      we are far past the point of being fixed...

    • @bigbird8592
      @bigbird8592 Рік тому +16

      Also, Bro Said QUADrant 5 💀💀💀

    • @bigbird8592
      @bigbird8592 Рік тому +17

      @@alexjt0746 obviously…apparently our face has 5 quadrants it doesn’t get worse than that

  • @spatolatovetheorigimal6489
    @spatolatovetheorigimal6489 Рік тому +2351

    i love how gibi manages to do different personalities for each medic in such a perfect way so that the viewer is almost tricked to feel like every encounter is with a different person

    • @CxsmicRxse
      @CxsmicRxse Рік тому +34

      It's even cooler when you close your eyes. You can still tell which doctor is which by the personality

    • @alternatelifee
      @alternatelifee Рік тому

      It’s just you

    • @lyphrx
      @lyphrx Рік тому +1

      @@alternatelifee nah bro it's not, she changes clothes for each medical expert and changes the lights and their personality. It's very easy to tell the differences between one doctor and another

    • @alternatelifee
      @alternatelifee Рік тому

      @@lyphrx I know that, I’m just saying I don’t feel like there is a difference

    • @lyphrx
      @lyphrx Рік тому

      @@alternatelifee you said it's just you, but it's not just this guy, but I understand. Sorry for the slight misunderstanding 👋

  • @FireKeepersDaddy
    @FireKeepersDaddy 5 днів тому

    this is hilarious!!! oh my gosh i loved the entire thing! my ears tingled and my ass giggled the entire time! You're so funny and i love the change in outfits with each character!!

  • @TheaterWeirdo
    @TheaterWeirdo 3 місяці тому +3

    Does anyone else love how she has different scrubs that are different colors that’s commitment.

  • @laisferracini9356
    @laisferracini9356 2 роки тому +316

    As a dentist, I can say I laughed SO hard at the "what do you brush your teeth with? Bacon grease? Yeah I figured" because that exact thought has definitely crossed my mind more than once 🤣

  • @Mrlonefighter
    @Mrlonefighter 2 роки тому +1336

    This was a solid 23 minutes of pure comedy xD Both your acting and the story was amazing! On a side note I think I need to visit my doctor, for some reason.

    • @soulistghost9239
      @soulistghost9239 2 роки тому +4

      Side effects, I feel the same

    • @Stannie_al
      @Stannie_al 2 роки тому +6

      I actually have a doctors visit because my heart keeps stopping when I fall asleep and wake up :D (I am a child in highschool) lmao

    • @Mrlonefighter
      @Mrlonefighter 2 роки тому +4

      @@Stannie_al oh, hope they figure it out :) take care

    • @jonchikponchik1717
      @jonchikponchik1717 2 роки тому +1

      @@Stannie_al good luck

    • @brickinacup6303
      @brickinacup6303 2 роки тому +3

      @@Stannie_al so your basically dying everytime you sleep ok get well soon :)

  • @SirvivorYT
    @SirvivorYT Місяць тому +1

    Lol I love how the pediatrician tries so hard to treat you like a normal patient 😂

  • @RadientHippo
    @RadientHippo 4 місяці тому +2

    she not only gave me tingles but also single handedly made me laugh

  • @luchirimoya
    @luchirimoya 7 місяців тому +566

    As a chronically ill person I find this hysterical lmao, I just can't help but imagine my doctors reacting to me like this, with just pure confusion and terror 😭😭

    • @Smol_Bird_Boi
      @Smol_Bird_Boi 6 місяців тому +11

      Omg same lol😅😅

    • @natalielay-jk7vs
      @natalielay-jk7vs 3 місяці тому +7

      Same

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 2 місяці тому +19

      I don’t think anyone could ever be this chronically ill. Even people with severe birth effects probably wouldn’t evoke this reaction. We’re 100% a lovecraftian horror 💀

    • @whatthehelliot
      @whatthehelliot Місяць тому +4

      ​@@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah you'd be surprised lol, ive had doctors be like 'how are you still alive???' y

  • @TrueKingHollow
    @TrueKingHollow Рік тому +529

    The fact that she can make herself pretend to be angry and make it seem genuine is very creative XD

    • @ir0nicd34th9
      @ir0nicd34th9 Рік тому +11

      Who said she was pretending?

    • @AKAWalker
      @AKAWalker Рік тому +11

      @@ir0nicd34th9 plot twist

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 Рік тому +2

      @@ir0nicd34th9 I want one of these with Gibi going "Y'know what..." And just punching the camera full force

  • @eylon-wallstain
    @eylon-wallstain 4 місяці тому +1

    I love how the doctors get increasingly concerned when we enter their office.

  • @missbloomielover
    @missbloomielover 2 місяці тому +2

    13:34 so i have a horrendous cough rn and i was just watching it peacefully and the eye thing caused me to have a whole coughing fit to the point where i was struggling to breathe. thanks, gibi, for indirectly suffocating me. i feel very immersed. :D

    • @funni_moksi69
      @funni_moksi69 27 днів тому

      I just had to click on the timestamp just to start dying

  • @nemosteria2328
    @nemosteria2328 Рік тому +6449

    so let me get this straight
    - our height is incomprehensible
    - there is a nation of insects living on our scalp
    - we have bones of glass and skin of paper
    - we need new skin
    - the existence of our ears, nose, and throat is debatable at best
    - our heartbeat is worryingly abnormal
    - we are immune to strong anesthesia
    conclusion: we are clearly some sort of eldritch being. no wonder the doctors are mortified

    • @alaveii
      @alaveii Рік тому +637

      we also have disintegrating teeth and are allergic to everything

    • @samdoesstuff4924
      @samdoesstuff4924 Рік тому +553

      "i was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning i break my legs every afternoon i break my arms. at night i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep"
      edited for accuracy

    • @whatteamwildcats4033
      @whatteamwildcats4033 Рік тому +240

      And we seem to have a cotton and ink allergy.
      A severe one

    • @DarthLevi
      @DarthLevi Рік тому +45

      Fair enough

    • @isabella2472
      @isabella2472 Рік тому +158

      It appears that we may have been thrown at a brick wall head first as a baby, quite possibly giving us permanent concussion and confusing levels of brain damage

  • @cowbooyz
    @cowbooyz 2 роки тому +2403

    2:56
    Gibi: “Can you tell me what color this is?”
    Also Gibi: *shows orange pen*
    Me, out of sarcasm: “Purple.”
    Gibi: “No, it’s purple.”
    Me: “I- What-“

  • @_L_A_N_C_E_R_
    @_L_A_N_C_E_R_ Місяць тому +1

    i love how each gets more annoyed and concerned as it goes on lmaoo

  • @Cherry_TV
    @Cherry_TV 4 дні тому +1

    I love everything about it ! Your voice the acting wow and omg i literally said "lemon" and it was it

  • @daimeinkahle3631
    @daimeinkahle3631 Рік тому +723

    Gibi: *Tries to put on mask*
    Mask: *won't go on because of no ears*
    Also Gibi: It's fine I'm a professional

    • @bzanh1306
      @bzanh1306 Рік тому +4

      We saw the vid😐

    • @daimeinkahle3631
      @daimeinkahle3631 Рік тому +11

      @@bzanh1306 I was pointing out because it was funny, if you looked in the comments for more than a second you would see that a lot of people are doing it.

    • @unsubpleese
      @unsubpleese Рік тому +8

      @@bzanh1306 damn, ur some what of a boomer.

    • @bzanh1306
      @bzanh1306 Рік тому

      @@daimeinkahle3631 you could of just put the time

    • @bzanh1306
      @bzanh1306 Рік тому

      @@unsubpleese how?

  • @Drakonex
    @Drakonex 2 роки тому +730

    Gibi: "can you smell this one?"
    Me: "lemon!"
    Gibi: "no it's not sulfur, it's lemon."
    Me: :(

    • @lesliehayes5731
      @lesliehayes5731 2 роки тому +2

      hahhahahaha
      lol

    • @Val-nh3qu
      @Val-nh3qu 2 роки тому +7

      Me:
      "Its mint."
      her: "No it's not sulfur, its lemon."
      Me: "I think you need to take a hearing check ma'am."

    • @Natcoma
      @Natcoma 2 роки тому +6

      i had it with the purple pencil being green. I said green.....

    • @ryzengames4428
      @ryzengames4428 2 роки тому +3

      @@Natcoma I said that the orange pencil was purple. It was purple tho..

    • @carnasondrakith2553
      @carnasondrakith2553 2 роки тому +1

      Its because you can't speak right, EVERYTHING is wrong

  • @Captainpcgamer-
    @Captainpcgamer- Місяць тому +2

    I genuinely want know what a real doctor would do in this situation

  • @trobbleee
    @trobbleee 5 місяців тому +8

    У меня снова бессонница
    Так что время переслушивать это АСМР в тысячный раз 🥰

  • @jerokterojokke3356
    @jerokterojokke3356 Рік тому +3356

    This is absolutely hilarious. I never thought I'd laugh so hard on an ASMR video.
    3:26 "Dear God. Can you see me right now? Do you know where you are?" Great acting.

    • @BandHful
      @BandHful Рік тому +66

      Ikr... supposed to be trying to fall asleep yeah um...no, im cracking up 😆

    • @aaroncranston4139
      @aaroncranston4139 Рік тому +7

      Hey that thing with the markers I’m not seeing any comment about it it goes purple then orange right??

    • @jerokterojokke3356
      @jerokterojokke3356 Рік тому +6

      @@aaroncranston4139 Yeah there was 1 comment I saw that mentioned that - meant to show that you are color blind and can't tell the difference, really get into roleplaying a medically misfortuned patient!

    • @zachrobloxplayz7443
      @zachrobloxplayz7443 Рік тому +1

      yea lol

    • @jannateberrada9270
      @jannateberrada9270 Рік тому +2

      Fun fact:when I read the comment I was at the exact same time when she said it

  • @esmeraldaking5711
    @esmeraldaking5711 Рік тому +1087

    Gibi: Everything is gonna be just fine.
    Gibi:I don't have ears!
    Also Gibi: ItS fInE i Am A pRoFeSsIoNaL

    • @TotallynotReaper.
      @TotallynotReaper. Рік тому +7

      I CAN'T- FR

    • @iambora_
      @iambora_ Рік тому +4

      i said the same comment two months ago and it got no likes :D

    • @suzannekahler1627
      @suzannekahler1627 Рік тому +4

      Dentist Gibi
      Gives you water
      Dentist: Spit it out on the side
      Dentist: In the sink!

    • @noahpacefan
      @noahpacefan Рік тому +2

      @@iambora_ wow

    • @DriestWater
      @DriestWater Рік тому +1

      @@iambora_ Not me looking at this wondering if you're talking about me🥲

  • @eastonstoner1833
    @eastonstoner1833 2 місяці тому +3

    The first one: My preschool teacher trying to get me to figure out what the heck an apple is

  • @bendykitty3157
    @bendykitty3157 5 місяців тому +2

    this is probably my favorite asmr video to ever exist and i dont even really watch asmr videos

    • @BICSEDITS
      @BICSEDITS 5 місяців тому +1

      I love asmr but I've been hooked on this video ever since it came out

  • @samjennings3495
    @samjennings3495 2 роки тому +638

    Gibi always adds the extra touches like the different headwear that matches the color themes and the heart rate on the moniter increasing at the end had me dying. Literally. We need to appreciate these types of things more.

  • @MiaGrace2348
    @MiaGrace2348 2 роки тому +519

    I love how the Pediatrician is technically a doctor for kids yet they were the most intense doctor in the video lol

  • @CaraOMara
    @CaraOMara 26 днів тому +1

    I have never been more proud of a title than "THE EMERGENCY"

  • @mkmarcs
    @mkmarcs 4 місяці тому +1

    this is my first time watching Gibi ASMR and it was satisfying af

  • @publicunknown
    @publicunknown 2 роки тому +579

    As someone who is not medically sound (many issues) this is almost accurate LOL
    Was talking to a dr once about arm pain (Suspected rotary injury from arthritis) and she touched my shoulder and actively jumped back and said “oh my god” before apologizing and saying that my muscles were not right LOL

    • @aryssamansfield9735
      @aryssamansfield9735 2 роки тому +37

      Bruh if a doctor did that I'd get a new doctor.

    • @speedypopoff
      @speedypopoff 2 роки тому +43

      @@aryssamansfield9735 I'd get a new arm

  • @jennykaehler2532
    @jennykaehler2532 2 роки тому +1753

    gibi: "can you tell me what color this is *holds up purple maker*"
    me jokingly: "green"
    gibi: "no, its green. now tell me what color is this *holds up orange marker*"
    me again: "purple"
    gibi: "no, it's purple"
    me: CUT THE CAMERAS
    Edit: HOLY SHIZ TYSM FOR THE LIKES

    • @kerytaylor7797
      @kerytaylor7797 2 роки тому +18

      It was red but funny

    • @prynces0902
      @prynces0902 2 роки тому +15

      I actually said purple too for the 2nd one hahahah I was so surprised 😂

    • @shawtycocopuffs746
      @shawtycocopuffs746 2 роки тому +15

      Frrr bro this actually happened to me too

    • @duneyt8705
      @duneyt8705 2 роки тому +3

      No cap

    • @slayer_bladxz
      @slayer_bladxz 2 роки тому +6

      Same lol this is my 1st time watching her and omg she scared me

  • @medusa7690
    @medusa7690 Місяць тому +1

    I still need this video with these doctors as “everything is right”

  • @TopViktorCool
    @TopViktorCool День тому +1

    I had tonsils so big I could not get a rice corn down. The hospital personel acted like this. Very fun. I now have 3 holes in my trought