“ **5,300 years ago** The history of chocolate dates back over 5,000 years. The cacao tree is native to the tropics of the Americas. The cocoa bean was first domesticated at least 5,300 years ago in what is present-day southeast Ecuador (Zamora-Chinchipe Province) by the Mayo-Chinchipe culture, before being introduced in Mesoamerica.” … Yeah that checks out 💀
damn, coney's voice really shifted from carnival game host to the 70-year old uncle who still smokes 5 packs a day. Hope he gets well soon tbh, can't imagine that feels good
Thank you so much for tuning into my video and showing me the support! I used to watch your videos all the time in college, so it’s an honor seeing you reacting to one of my videos!
"Who's the most broken video game character?" "Ivan Ooze" "You said Meta Knight didn't you?" "No." "You're a smash player." "No I'm not." Coney has yet to realize his appeal has broadened.
@@CassiusStelar Just in case you're actually looking for an answer here, they're referring to MMPR: The Fighting, where Ivan's an unnerfed, playable boss character that can't be grabbed, can't be hit low at all, and has full on controllable flight. It's technically possible to beat him, but with him having the best movement in the game completely uncontested (complete with being able to just fly to the top of the screen where nobody can reach him), immunity to getting mixed, and all of the crazy moves that boss characters got in old games like that (projectiles that beat all other projectiles, 1-frame normals that hard knockdown and/or can be combo'd out of, etc.), good luck.
Coney on his Ludwig arc This is really hilarious to me because my friend confuses Ludwig with Coney all the time, and I can see it now that Coney's voice is broken 😄
Never knew I'd get to hear Coney sound like an Old-American Grandpa. Or sound like Mickey from Rocky when his throat finally gave out from screaming so much about Eating Lightning and crapping out thunder.
One of my favorite examples of an unintentionally broken character is Kyle from a Nickelodeon flash game Super Brawl 2. Kyle is basically the lamest character from the worst cartoon that nick ever made, fanboy and chum chum, and 90% of his moveset is really mediocre and bad, but then he has one move that spawns a projectile on to you that will not only always hit and do good damage, but makes you completely invincible throughout the entire move, so even if you have a move that bypass it like a command dash, it's not going to do anything, and you can spam it over and over again instantly if you're good enough. This is a game that already has characters who can infinite you not only with one move, but also with projectiles, yet this random dork Kyle, despite being in a game with skipper and chum chum, is the best character unanimously just because of this one goddamn move.
Rex from Xenoblade Chronicles 3's future redeemed is comically busted. He deals so much damage so quickly that the two tanks you get can never hold agro and Rex dies in like 10 seconds. Only to be revived again and do it again
With regard to pichu balance at 2:30 - TBF I think it was definitely intentional to make pichu better, but the combo of it being waayyyy too small and the lightning loops, and f-tilt killing at like 45% was just too overtuned, and like a bunch of the early meta ult characters, pichu just got gutted by pre-dlc nerfs
The funny thing about coney messing up the x and y joke is that (if I'm not mistaken) they are also axis, because a plot of an equation is equivalent to that equation, making the variables x and y a specific number in those axis
Brawl Meta Knight was unintentionally broken and here's why: His base design is that of a Rushdown character with fast attacks that can combo you and open you up and tools that allow him to get in closer. However, the way that Brawl was designed combined with Meta Knight's crazy good movement and fast disjoints allowed him to play as a Keep-away character. Sonic in Smash 4 and Ultimate is designed in a similar way where his core design is Rushdown, but his tools allow him to play Keep-away except replace ledge-hogging and fast disjoints with Spindash and make it so that there's another character that's even more broken than he is.
I think Pichu being the best character in pre-patch Ultimate was intentional. They probably thought it would be funny to make what was originally a character intentionally made bad to the best character in the game.
16:59 yes and no. Technically speaking he isn't quite the worst with a sub par but at times decent teleport and ability to pressure survivors a bit more consistently than someone like mikey or poor lil trapster. But he is by far the worst designed character purely because of how criminally boring he is to play and play against. The devs were just too loyal to wes craven's craft. He really do put you to sleep
The inclusion of MK9 Freddy is so weird to me. Sure he's good, but MK9 is so broken that he doesn't even eke out top 5. Why not Cyrax, a character who got nerfed in literally every patch and is still top 3?
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Coney none of us have fathers what are you talking about we play smash
@@earthboundfan95he’s going insane
Tbh I think your sick voice sounds better tbh
I love how Coney with no voice sounds like a professional wrestler
He sounds like Baby Stone Cold.
THATS THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE STONE COLD CONEY SAID SO
Dude holy shit, if he added " what"to the end of his sentences LMFAOO I can hear it
@@thatoneguy9582a little bit of REACTING (what!)
coney sounds like he remembers when chocolate was first invented
ICAN'T!!!
“ **5,300 years ago**
The history of chocolate dates back over 5,000 years. The cacao tree is native to the tropics of the Americas. The cocoa bean was first domesticated at least 5,300 years ago in what is present-day southeast Ecuador (Zamora-Chinchipe Province) by the Mayo-Chinchipe culture, before being introduced in Mesoamerica.”
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Yeah that checks out 💀
@@J242D its a spongebob joke
I always hated it!!!
@@joemkdd both can be true
The fact that he's reacting to the video like an angry 85 years old grandpa is kinda funny
the fact that Coney's voice sounds like an 85 year old makes it even funnier
You are an active threat to my poor defenseless sides
damn, coney's voice really shifted from carnival game host to the 70-year old uncle who still smokes 5 packs a day. Hope he gets well soon tbh, can't imagine that feels good
Thank you so much for tuning into my video and showing me the support! I used to watch your videos all the time in college, so it’s an honor seeing you reacting to one of my videos!
lol your voice
I know right lmao!
Yeah for real 😂
Thought it was my shitty airplane earbuds doing that
This comment showing up immediately when the video starts is crazy
ICANT
That deep ass "fellas" at the start took me by supirse
my favourite broken video game character is coney’s voice in that intro
His voice is finally better now after all the talking since Sajam Slam.
Why did the devs for Golden Eye make Oddjob so small?
Oh was that why is voice has been utterly shot? Glad it's better now
I believe he was supposed to be a character who would let anybody of any skill level have fun or something like that
It’s crazy how coneys voice dies the exact same way at the exact same time every year
Coney sounds like he's turning into a lich
17:51 Coney Mewing was something I thought I never needed 😂
That's "I didn't know Codsworth could be a robot" Coney. That's quality
"Who's the most broken video game character?"
"Ivan Ooze"
"You said Meta Knight didn't you?"
"No."
"You're a smash player."
"No I'm not."
Coney has yet to realize his appeal has broadened.
How is Ivan broken? Which version of the MMPR: the Movie game are we talking about? Or was he added to BFTG?
@@CassiusStelar Just in case you're actually looking for an answer here, they're referring to MMPR: The Fighting, where Ivan's an unnerfed, playable boss character that can't be grabbed, can't be hit low at all, and has full on controllable flight. It's technically possible to beat him, but with him having the best movement in the game completely uncontested (complete with being able to just fly to the top of the screen where nobody can reach him), immunity to getting mixed, and all of the crazy moves that boss characters got in old games like that (projectiles that beat all other projectiles, 1-frame normals that hard knockdown and/or can be combo'd out of, etc.), good luck.
@@H1_R3Z oh that game
Ya know what game has no broken characters? Garfield Kart: Furious Racing
peak gaming
wow, coney do be chainsmoking now, he speakin' like an elder god
70 years of smoking a pack a day is finally starting to catch up with Coney
Coney on his Ludwig arc
This is really hilarious to me because my friend confuses Ludwig with Coney all the time, and I can see it now that Coney's voice is broken 😄
The only thing more broken is Coney’s voice lol
can someone give coneys vocal chords a raise
Coney sounds like if the guy from the godfather became a youtuber
“I remember back when they invented chocolate… I’ve always hated it!” ~Coney
Never knew I'd get to hear Coney sound like an Old-American Grandpa. Or sound like Mickey from Rocky when his throat finally gave out from screaming so much about Eating Lightning and crapping out thunder.
“Oh Madagascar I played that” is hilarious to me, show me the Coney shuffleboard championships
Coney got replaced by a bodysnatcher
Sore throat ICANT
It’s a bad thing to have 😕
WECANT
This video sounds like what would happen if coney kept making videos well into his 60's
One of my favorite examples of an unintentionally broken character is Kyle from a Nickelodeon flash game Super Brawl 2. Kyle is basically the lamest character from the worst cartoon that nick ever made, fanboy and chum chum, and 90% of his moveset is really mediocre and bad, but then he has one move that spawns a projectile on to you that will not only always hit and do good damage, but makes you completely invincible throughout the entire move, so even if you have a move that bypass it like a command dash, it's not going to do anything, and you can spam it over and over again instantly if you're good enough. This is a game that already has characters who can infinite you not only with one move, but also with projectiles, yet this random dork Kyle, despite being in a game with skipper and chum chum, is the best character unanimously just because of this one goddamn move.
Coney sounding like a chain smoker was not what I expected when I clicked on this video
Rex from Xenoblade Chronicles 3's future redeemed is comically busted. He deals so much damage so quickly that the two tanks you get can never hold agro and Rex dies in like 10 seconds. Only to be revived again and do it again
That's what happens when you have 3 sword wives ig
Coney is not beating the allegations of being old with a voice like that
Coney sometimes sounds like when Spongebob needs water in Sandy's Dome in this video. Kinda funny
I love how Coney is just fighting game Ludwig and Ludwig is commentary Coney.
With regard to pichu balance at 2:30 - TBF I think it was definitely intentional to make pichu better, but the combo of it being waayyyy too small and the lightning loops, and f-tilt killing at like 45% was just too overtuned, and like a bunch of the early meta ult characters, pichu just got gutted by pre-dlc nerfs
3:02 But Coney, I've giving my dad a Ridge Wallet for the last 4 years
Coney sounds like he just aged 50 years since the last video
His voice… guys we should cherish the moments we have with coney while he’s still with us
Can't believe Coney got a new voice actor
7:48 I always called this the pencil gun haha
The funny thing about coney messing up the x and y joke is that (if I'm not mistaken) they are also axis, because a plot of an equation is equivalent to that equation, making the variables x and y a specific number in those axis
Your energy despite, what sounds like a very painful voice is admirable
Skinwalker is off his game today, i will NOT be tricked and i will NOT be watching this movie!
Coney watches most of the videos I watch in my free time to the point where I'm not conviced he has access to my channel and checks my watch history
Damn Coney sounds like he's about to find a new appreciation for his chemistry teacher
you know he’s gonna bring this up on stream saying “MAAN. Chat, UA-cam was talking mad shit in my voice in the latest video”
When people say broken, I immediately think Vergil. That said, he's clearly meant to be broken cause he's lore accurate.
2:47
playing smash at the louvre is unbelievable
Coney sounds like a 68 year old boxing coach
Remember when Zain dominated an online Melee tournament and we all reconsidered Roy's position on the tier list and then slowly forgot that happened?
3:01 Dog you need a cough drop, not a wallet. Someone get coney some cold medicine for father's day!
im sick too coney. at least we got each other bro
Coney actually saving my ass by reminding me about father's day. Hope he gets BrawlPro something nice
"My favorite was Codsworth. I didn't know he could be a robot."
coney sounds like he's gonna tell me the chances he has of winning the 3-way at sacrifice
all these characters might be broken, but nothing will be more broken than coney’s voice
Brawl Meta Knight was unintentionally broken and here's why: His base design is that of a Rushdown character with fast attacks that can combo you and open you up and tools that allow him to get in closer. However, the way that Brawl was designed combined with Meta Knight's crazy good movement and fast disjoints allowed him to play as a Keep-away character. Sonic in Smash 4 and Ultimate is designed in a similar way where his core design is Rushdown, but his tools allow him to play Keep-away except replace ledge-hogging and fast disjoints with Spindash and make it so that there's another character that's even more broken than he is.
I hope coney sleeps well for all 1000 of those years
Bro sounds like he’s about to start balding
Hearing Coney talk shit about Fawkes in Fallout 3 made me want to make fun of his goofy ass ghoul voice
"I didn't know Codsworth (the robot) could be a robot!"
classic Coney.
Last time I heard Coney’s voice like this is when Sora was revealed. It made his reaction 100x funnier
"my favorite was codsworth, I didnt know he could be a robot" fucking killed me
POOR FUCKING CONEY BUT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THAT INTRO. Hope he gets better soon
I can’t believe coney is going though puberty again
Part of me thinks that they added decimals to the percent in Ultimate specifically so that Pichu wouldn't take as much damage from his attacks.
This is what coney is gonna sound like normally in the next 3 years
Coneys attitude: 💪😎🤌
Coneys voice: 😶🌫️🤧😶
Stone Cold Coney Austin
I think Pichu being the best character in pre-patch Ultimate was intentional. They probably thought it would be funny to make what was originally a character intentionally made bad to the best character in the game.
First time coney viewers wondering in the next video what happened to his voice.
My throat hurts just listening to Coney in this one
16:59 yes and no. Technically speaking he isn't quite the worst with a sub par but at times decent teleport and ability to pressure survivors a bit more consistently than someone like mikey or poor lil trapster. But he is by far the worst designed character purely because of how criminally boring he is to play and play against. The devs were just too loyal to wes craven's craft. He really do put you to sleep
Coney trying new voices is my favorite bit
Not even the sponsors are safe from the new Coney voice now
CONEY I FORGOT ABOUT FATHERS DAY, BEST SPONSOR SEGMENT OF ALL TIME
Am I allowed to skip over the Father's Day ad if I don't have a father?
I'm not a Smash player, so I didn't think of Meta Knight. I thought of 3rd Strike Yun.
I love how much of the actual video got cut out cause the jokes were horrible it makes chats desire to not subscribe so much funnier
Its gonna hit Coney like a truck when one day his kid gets him a Ridge wallet from a youtubers sponsorship.
Coney finished a whole carton of Newport cigarettes in an hour before recording this video.
I think this is one of the first "silly hour" reaction videos on the UA-cam
can't beleive coney still did the sponsor with a shot voice
Bro sounds like SpongeBob when he's in Sandy's dome drying up 😂
The inclusion of MK9 Freddy is so weird to me. Sure he's good, but MK9 is so broken that he doesn't even eke out top 5. Why not Cyrax, a character who got nerfed in literally every patch and is still top 3?
coney sounds like my grandpa watching soccer at thanksgiving. Very fun vid tho :)
I don't buy father's day gifts because he beats me
“AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE CONE SAID SO”
I remember trying to look up anthrax the unicorn as a kid wondering what the fuck that fairytale was
His italian Christopher walkin coming out here
Man Coney. You need some lemon honey tea with that intro. XD
Coneys voice matches his face here
Coney sounds like he’s going to the back room to meet some of his friends.
Coney the DBD player
"Is your dad not into football? Wow, that's weird"
I'm European, Coney
he became the godfather with just one cold
Thanks for bringing up my dead dad coney
3rd strike chun li was crazy
Coney sounds like an old man who smoked 5 packs a day for 30 years
Usually coney sounds like fawful’s minions today he sounds like rogersbase