Joe Rogan on NoFap

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  • Опубліковано 26 чер 2018
  • Joe Rogan and Duncan Trusell discuss NoFap.

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  • @floppaissus5099
    @floppaissus5099 3 роки тому +6413

    Day 90 : now, i read the terms and conditions

    • @dawsondudark
      @dawsondudark 3 роки тому +93

      Probably took all 90 days.
      Ahhh jk

    • @trapbois9369
      @trapbois9369 3 роки тому +19

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @macstar3608
      @macstar3608 3 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @noxcho8454
      @noxcho8454 3 роки тому +4

      @@z1don100 no

    • @noxcho8454
      @noxcho8454 3 роки тому +3

      @@z1don100 no

  • @abdallahhariri6798
    @abdallahhariri6798 3 роки тому +21932

    Day 164: I tell the barber when I don't like the haircut

    • @yousef9063
      @yousef9063 3 роки тому +496

      😂 This is a very good one

    • @Ryantheman2023
      @Ryantheman2023 3 роки тому +520

      I tell the waitress she got my order wrong 😂

    • @skp7230
      @skp7230 3 роки тому +94

      Man... This is a lot of time to ague with my barber

    • @eddygci8
      @eddygci8 3 роки тому +77

      IMPOSSIBLE

    • @mohammadshaan8475
      @mohammadshaan8475 3 роки тому +56

      This men is a missah

  • @a32tl
    @a32tl 2 роки тому +2237

    For me, no fapping actually decreased my sex drive. I did no porn for 5 months and went 40 straight days with no sex or masturbation. I honestly did feel much better about myself and felt like my mind was truly sober. I strive to continue this lifestyle even though I do have occasional set backs. I do not want to be addicted to porn or let sexual desires rule my life. The sober mind thing was the most liberating thing for me. I like living with a clear brain that isn’t focused on sex all the time.

    • @11newmans
      @11newmans 2 роки тому

      //
      ua-cam.com/video/8J5OuqJemnA/v-deo.html

    • @user-zr6pl6nb6z
      @user-zr6pl6nb6z 2 роки тому +10

      Did going back to sex affect anything?

    • @a32tl
      @a32tl 2 роки тому +279

      @@user-zr6pl6nb6z Yes. To me, the porn is the worst thing because it tries to get you to view people as sex objects and look at them simply as tools to gratify one's own lust. When I frequently looked at porn, it definitely did a number on my brain. Unless you go a significant period of time without viewing it, you may not understand what I'm talking about. You need to be off of porn for at least 2 - 4 weeks to start feeling the effects of it not messing with your brain. It's not easy to do. That's why most people keep watching it. To me, it comes down to this: Do I want to live my life with clarity of mind and choice or do I want to give in to my primal urges and lusts and let them control my life? In my opinion, there's no room for porn in healthy sexual relationships. The problem is that it can be very pleasurable in the short run but very damaging over time. I'm just at a point in my life where I want my intellect and soul to determine my choices and not every little urge from my body. I choose discipline over my body.

    • @user-zr6pl6nb6z
      @user-zr6pl6nb6z 2 роки тому +7

      @@a32tl I think you misunderstood my question. I'm on day 23 now of no porn, etc.
      What I meant was, did going back and having actual sex feel different after having been off porn for a long time?

    • @a32tl
      @a32tl 2 роки тому +42

      @@user-zr6pl6nb6z It was definitely more intense and obviously, I couldn't last very long. Besides the not lasting long, for sure better.

  • @TattooGames
    @TattooGames Рік тому +1418

    After 90 days of nofap my personal differences were as follows.
    1. I was way more talkative and friendly towards all people.
    2. I make way more eye contact and kept eye contact in a non threatening way.
    3. I got looks of respect from a lot of people, and women smiled at me a lot.
    4. My voice got deeper and I gained muscle.
    5. I excelled at fitness and my jiu-jitsu was on fire.
    6. I was not afraid of speaking my mind and didn't give a shit about who listened.
    7. Way less negative thoughts.... thought about myself as a machine.
    8. Deeper sleeps and powerful dreams.
    9. Way more patience and better people skills, but I was snappy during the first month, then I mellowed out.
    10. I can feel the testosterone flowing though me and enjoy the sensation.
    11. I found it easy after 90days to never mastrabate again.
    12. Knowing that I'm ready for a woman 24/7 is quite empowering.
    13. Social anxiety is a thing of the past.
    These are the benefits I have personally experienced and my only gripe is that I didn't start a lot sooner.

    • @GhANeC
      @GhANeC Рік тому +25

      Anyone else confirm?

    • @JD-kf7un
      @JD-kf7un Рік тому +90

      ​@GhANeC yeh definitely. The testosterone makes huge positive impacts on many aspects of ur life. As my guy said, being ready for a woman 24 7 and muscle growth are some of the best benefits

    • @Armannnnnn
      @Armannnnnn Рік тому +35

      Confirmed

    • @tortellini2368
      @tortellini2368 Рік тому +227

      not jacking it for a few months isn’t going to have massive impact on anyone’s testosterone, maybe an unnoticeable amount IF you’re lucky. Your voice isn’t getting deeper and your muscles aren’t developing more because you quit spanking it, maybe you gained confidence after quitting because you’re proud of yourself and that drove you to work out and get healthier but not choking it isn’t the direct reason.

    • @CimotaTJ
      @CimotaTJ Рік тому +10

      I confirm!!!!

  • @_Amilio_
    @_Amilio_ 3 роки тому +9973

    This sounds like radio in GTA when you get in the car

  • @King-me2sk
    @King-me2sk 3 роки тому +15390

    Jamie after day 264 of NoFap: Pull that up Rogan.

  • @denzelmorrison1399
    @denzelmorrison1399 2 роки тому +410

    One of the reasons that I got into no-fap, is that when my family was going to move to the U.S, before that, we had to move to a small apartment before migrating. In that small apartment, there was no hot water, and man, let me tell you, cold water shuts your impulses like never before! I went on no-fap for 2 months, and I felt like I had total control over my life, it feels great! That has been my experience

    • @djswirley
      @djswirley Рік тому +16

      Damn bro this is motivating me to keep going I always relapse after a week

    • @benzohhhhh
      @benzohhhhh Рік тому

      @@djswirley a week?? Two days and I’ll blow a hole in the ceiling bro

    • @Niketic88
      @Niketic88 Рік тому +4

      @@djswirley have you tried to meditate?

    • @djswirley
      @djswirley Рік тому +9

      @@Niketic88 nope I relapsed again today it’s a struggle man

    • @Niketic88
      @Niketic88 Рік тому +28

      @@djswirley the first time I did nofap was in 2012 and I didn’t felt the full benefits.
      Three years later I had a bad breakup and combined nofap with meditation (meditating for maybe 10 minutes before going to sleep)
      When I woke up the second day, man I felt like never before, it was like the movie limitless.
      I was sharp, in good mood, it felt unreal.
      That feeling was present for almost a month and faded away, back then I didn’t recognized it was caused by the combination.
      After another month I was on vacation, when I was at night in my room I couldn’t sleep so out of boredom I started to meditate.. and boom next morning this blessed state was back.
      Please give it a shot, believe me its worth all the effort.

  • @hidum5779
    @hidum5779 2 роки тому +43

    had a 200+ days streak, and then I went behind a woman. Heartbreak got me and boom I'm back. But I wasn't back like before, I went into a loop of a week. Then a loop of a couple of days. After failing so many times that I lost count, I'm now back on day 12 again. I'm so happy again and feel the energy inside.

    • @Isaac-ev3nq
      @Isaac-ev3nq 2 роки тому +5

      Can totally relate with the loops. Happy to say I'm now on my longest streak. Thank you 💯

    • @hidum5779
      @hidum5779 2 роки тому +8

      @@Isaac-ev3nq don't go behind a woman who doesn't care about you. Be safe my friend.

    • @pedroclaro7822
      @pedroclaro7822 Рік тому

      @@hidum5779 wdym, you cheated on her with someone or you had her 🐶 style?

    • @jaylifts334
      @jaylifts334 Рік тому

      Yeah I was on day 100 then I got sick for two weeks no gym just depressed and losing weight and testrone levels down

  • @skater98austin
    @skater98austin 4 роки тому +29203

    How to train your dragon has a totally new meaning now

    • @joshbronson8577
      @joshbronson8577 4 роки тому +137

      skater98austin lmao

    • @brooklynstags6317
      @brooklynstags6317 4 роки тому +140

      Hahahah best comment

    • @krabbykrabby8818
      @krabbykrabby8818 4 роки тому +83

      One of the few funny comments 😂😂

    • @vision-kv4si
      @vision-kv4si 4 роки тому +159

      Night FURY ❗😈😈😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🕶🕶🕶🕶🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉

    • @theo9706
      @theo9706 4 роки тому +48

      U just made my day bruh

  • @santagato7137
    @santagato7137 3 роки тому +4775

    Day 136 of NoFap: Cars are looking both ways before I cross the street

    • @kingsleyjulius2994
      @kingsleyjulius2994 3 роки тому +12

      Damn 😀

    • @aarons.2357
      @aarons.2357 3 роки тому +16

      Underrated

    • @LordYuriX
      @LordYuriX 3 роки тому +11

      *holy shit* 💀

    • @23nebi
      @23nebi 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NLspartan117
      @NLspartan117 3 роки тому +2

      @الطائفه الناجيه: هي ما كان عليه الرسول وأصحابه Salvation can only be seen when you remember it is true for everyone. From what other than illusions can we be saved? Do you really think you can win while someone else loses? Reality must be true for everyone for it to be true, and not as a project, somewhere in the future, but in the eternal here and now. Or do you think truth can change through time? It is precisely because truth doesn’t change that we call it true. Everything that changes can’t be true. Truth isn’t a matter of faith, it can ben seen, and you will find it if you search for it, but you cannot find it without discovering it is true for everyone.

  • @therealrates
    @therealrates Рік тому +3

    That pause Joe took. I love that he can do that and be so comfortable with it.

  • @Chaveze101
    @Chaveze101 Рік тому +3

    Releasing that energy into your goals and into a skill is.

  • @QuantumDivinity
    @QuantumDivinity 3 роки тому +7337

    *You’re about to go through the most LEGENDARY comment section.*

    • @troy8063
      @troy8063 3 роки тому +16

      Agreed

    • @LordYuriX
      @LordYuriX 3 роки тому +6

      faxx

    • @Sam-ng3of
      @Sam-ng3of 3 роки тому +66

      Yup. Porn addicts who feel bad about their addiction but also hate the fact others have over come it while they can't so they mock them with jokes.

    • @ianwhite8165
      @ianwhite8165 3 роки тому +26

      @@Sam-ng3of who says they’re addicts? they can’t be funny on the internet simply cause they want to lol?

    • @htctalker983
      @htctalker983 3 роки тому +3

      Facts

  • @joog59
    @joog59 4 роки тому +6349

    Day 18252: I only have to click a file once to open it.

    • @flabagaster7218
      @flabagaster7218 4 роки тому +123

      Oh my you have ascended

    • @jSyndeoMusic
      @jSyndeoMusic 4 роки тому +28

      I too use the Dolphin file explorer on Linux.

    • @doomerboomer9402
      @doomerboomer9402 4 роки тому +29

      you can configurate that in windows...so....

    • @cadencole103
      @cadencole103 3 роки тому +6

      I read this as I only have to chikfila once to open it

    • @captaincoco4911
      @captaincoco4911 3 роки тому

      double-click button?)

  • @grimcryptofc
    @grimcryptofc 2 роки тому +1222

    As a no fap / semen retention practitioner, I'm happy that so many people think it's fake and it's BS. That means only me and other few will enjoy the crazy benefits it provides.

    • @Panzerram
      @Panzerram 2 роки тому +153

      It's a Fun challenge idk why the coomers are so angry about it

    • @ryanwessel1797
      @ryanwessel1797 2 роки тому +31

      That's kinda selfish

    • @robertocarlos2743
      @robertocarlos2743 2 роки тому +177

      @@ryanwessel1797 he is motivating people. It’s reversed psychogy

    • @webb555
      @webb555 2 роки тому +45

      @@ryanwessel1797 that’s the world, we just accept it. A lot will fail, and we know that, and we get strength knowing that people can’t do it and think it’s bs while we’re over here living our best lives.

    • @GavinOCo
      @GavinOCo 2 роки тому +5

      I just don't get it. I've gone a couple weeks, couldnt tell if I felt a bit more alert due to placebo or not jerking off, but it wasn't worth it IMO. I don't find it difficult to not jerk off all the time (I dont all the time- nut a few times a week), and I don't disrespect those that prefer not to. But personally I just get super horny and its distracting
      I can't imagine the benefits would outweigh the enjoyment (and proven benefits) I get from having sex. Sex is the best lol
      Although I'm curious to hear your guys experiences!

  • @henylor2813
    @henylor2813 2 роки тому +15

    After one week, I can sense my extrovertness coming back

  • @trentgray6474
    @trentgray6474 3 роки тому +13762

    Day 366: Jordan Peterson is cleaning my room.

  • @benitodifrancesco7254
    @benitodifrancesco7254 4 роки тому +24301

    Year 16 of nofap...I can see John Cena and smell what the Rock is cooking

  • @MrThyten
    @MrThyten 2 роки тому +191

    as a person who went on a 252 day streak, it is the greatest feeling in the world

    • @wombat5252
      @wombat5252 2 роки тому +1

      I think i have an issue with my body. If i wait more than roughly 5 days or more, it actually hurts really bad as I cum. F'n weird. LOL

    • @jojojo9240
      @jojojo9240 2 роки тому

      @@wombat5252 Damn. Maybe check a doctor?

    • @voy6r
      @voy6r 2 роки тому +3

      what were the benefits?

    • @orangy57
      @orangy57 Рік тому +48

      what made you crack at day 252

    • @kinidiosodlosios6892
      @kinidiosodlosios6892 Рік тому +1

      @@jojojo9240 Why you think doctor would jerk him off ?

  • @aaronsanchez1551
    @aaronsanchez1551 Рік тому +31

    To be honest the confidence growth happens when you have better control over yourself better. I sleep allot better, less anxiety. I feel more stoic especially at the gym I don’t need supplements anymore. I have more energy and I engage more with people especially females where it’s just casual conversation with complete eye contact. Just a whole change for the better. It’s all about the discipline you develop

    • @Moriningland
      @Moriningland 10 місяців тому +1

      I think that’s the actual benefit. Discipline is a good thing.

  • @rileydavidjesus
    @rileydavidjesus 4 роки тому +3727

    Day 692 of NoFap:
    Waldo is now looking for me.

    • @humanpikachu1753
      @humanpikachu1753 4 роки тому +7

      This is so stupid but so funny at the same time 😂😂

    • @jdc4316
      @jdc4316 4 роки тому +2

      Aaiyaz if a comment number of likes ends in a 0, 5, 10, 69 or 420 then I leave it usually lol

    • @serbianempire6456
      @serbianempire6456 4 роки тому +1

      This one really cracked me up 😂
      Thank you!

    • @ebongjr793
      @ebongjr793 4 роки тому

      It’s wally

    • @ShutterSpeedGaming
      @ShutterSpeedGaming 4 роки тому

      Spike Solas lmao 😂😂

  • @dillonkrieger86
    @dillonkrieger86 5 років тому +5728

    Day 162 of nofap. I've lost hearing in my right eye.

    • @shortchubbyneckbeard1681
      @shortchubbyneckbeard1681 5 років тому +80

      can you heat up your food after look at it, intensely... I've been told you can after 45 days...
      please don't tell me I was lied to

    • @kajasikora9929
      @kajasikora9929 5 років тому +9

      omg lol

    • @cai6972
      @cai6972 5 років тому +79

      *I've gained seeing in my right ear*

    • @NoName-bx2ft
      @NoName-bx2ft 5 років тому +3

      No shit

    • @Uncorkedscotty
      @Uncorkedscotty 5 років тому +56

      Day 300. Women now have orgasms being within a 50 Meter radius of my penis.
      And aliens ask me for advice

  • @jd6246
    @jd6246 Рік тому +1

    Working out is the biggest stop to my addiction because the desire is in my muscles now

  • @vinnie1827
    @vinnie1827 2 роки тому +42

    With nofap I’m much more social than before. My confidence raised and I felt completely independent of the society especially women!

  • @golfisnotasport6315
    @golfisnotasport6315 3 роки тому +5312

    Day 69: I say 'no' to my asian parents.

    • @the1stmetalhead
      @the1stmetalhead 3 роки тому +27

      Gold 👌🏾

    • @ashutoshdube6560
      @ashutoshdube6560 3 роки тому +44

      No way you did it

    • @clips6781
      @clips6781 3 роки тому +16

      Oh u win the competition

    • @alicoban7956
      @alicoban7956 3 роки тому +6

      HGBŞIDSAGFLŞIASGDIFGAHASHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

    • @jowyschwarz313
      @jowyschwarz313 3 роки тому +7

      I believe they gonna smash u, if not they not real asian parent

  • @Babystan02
    @Babystan02 4 роки тому +5618

    Day 68 of no fap: I’ve gained the ability to know where my girlfriend wants to eat

  • @Styrofoamiskindabad
    @Styrofoamiskindabad 2 роки тому +13

    no matter how u see nofap to me it helps u in a lot of ways. except for me i do anti fap. experienced benefits like increased confidence , increased strength when lifting weights, increased discipline and for the spiritual aspects some may say that it’s bs/ placebo but things go in ur way for example the things u do in ur life becomes easier and tolerable when it is difficult for those who have tried and has yet to experience these benefits which i doubt so just go on longer streaks and eventually make it a lifestyle

  • @johnharrison4592
    @johnharrison4592 Рік тому +35

    I've been nofap for 12 hours and I feel like a new man. The struggle is real but I will stay strong!!

  • @zyrekpascual942
    @zyrekpascual942 5 років тому +12330

    Day 69 of nofap. I won rock paper scissors against the mirror.

  • @JennaTilwertz
    @JennaTilwertz 3 роки тому +7544

    Day 23 of nofap: My sandwich is making me a girlfriend.

  • @parikshitvirmani6387
    @parikshitvirmani6387 Рік тому +6

    After doing it for 300+ days, I can say it is really tough not to jerk off if you are not using your energy in any way. You either meditate, create or work your ass off then only will you be able to maintain the streak ✨

  • @elementfps6354
    @elementfps6354 2 роки тому +105

    my dad had to bring me to my therapist's office one day, a new person. He brought me to the wrong place that turned out to be a no fap support group. It was the most awkward 60 minutes of my life.

  • @user-rc5oi5nc7y
    @user-rc5oi5nc7y 4 роки тому +4114

    “Day 902, I know who let the dogs out”

  • @agee7777
    @agee7777 5 років тому +7946

    Day 295 nofap, I now narrate Morgan Freemans life

  • @IANFLEGAS
    @IANFLEGAS 2 роки тому +5

    "The body needs a balance, thats why im a big proponent of exercise--"
    I really wanted to hear the end of that thought

  • @nijaysivarajan3768
    @nijaysivarajan3768 2 роки тому +2

    Is that time of year again, I have returned for inspiration

  • @_-SpaceCowboy-_
    @_-SpaceCowboy-_ 4 роки тому +17910

    After two weeks of no fap, I began to remember what I did tomorrow.

    • @Libtardo123
      @Libtardo123 4 роки тому +115

      Space Cowboy it only took me 1 day

    • @GazzyD
      @GazzyD 4 роки тому +238

      Bruh, this one killed me 😂😂

    • @_-SpaceCowboy-_
      @_-SpaceCowboy-_ 4 роки тому +30

      @@Libtardo123 G-zuz!, U must B chinese.

    • @nightspicer
      @nightspicer 4 роки тому +19

      i don't think this is even reasonable... compared to other comments at least.

    • @jamesmcqueary6233
      @jamesmcqueary6233 4 роки тому +8

      Damn nigga!

  • @MrMojoAnimations
    @MrMojoAnimations 3 роки тому +3603

    Day 303: I sleep standing up.
    Day 358: I bite mosquitoes.

    • @JakobSteez
      @JakobSteez 3 роки тому +11

      LMAOOO

    • @josephstalin9167
      @josephstalin9167 3 роки тому +18

      Man this was a killer. I literally spit some food out while reading "i bite mosquitoes."

    • @TANMAN47TANMAN
      @TANMAN47TANMAN 3 роки тому

      Doesnt take mental prep to order pizza

    • @jeannedarc7533
      @jeannedarc7533 3 роки тому

      bruh, that's sleepwalking XD

    • @Improveshorts
      @Improveshorts 3 роки тому +1

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @Positivelifeacademy
    @Positivelifeacademy Рік тому +2

    this guy is so good , you can have great bar conversations with him same as joe very smart comedians

  • @VannTheDawn
    @VannTheDawn 2 роки тому +36

    My testo levels actually went back to normal after a couple months of not fapping, it used to be below average, also I feel a lot stronger when I’m in the gym.

    • @joachimgauckler8555
      @joachimgauckler8555 Рік тому +5

      Fapping has no negative effects on testo levels, prove me wrong.

    • @stephen7690
      @stephen7690 Рік тому +3

      @@joachimgauckler8555 actually t levels go up after 7 days. That's how long the study was for, there are no long term studies yet

  • @wp4872
    @wp4872 4 роки тому +4337

    Day 38 of No Fap:
    I just killed two stones with one bird.

  • @kid3686
    @kid3686 4 роки тому +6139

    6 hours into nofap. I can see trough walls(only when there’s a window)

    • @stay_m4d
      @stay_m4d 4 роки тому +64

      Underrated

    • @Sid-uc5ms
      @Sid-uc5ms 4 роки тому +26

      @@stay_m4d Severely underrated

    • @TMeek94
      @TMeek94 4 роки тому +14

      Troughs are for feeding animals

    • @Chancethestylist
      @Chancethestylist 4 роки тому +4

      Kanye Legitimately Smiling nice profile picture bro

    • @joshbronson8577
      @joshbronson8577 4 роки тому +1

      Lol y’all funny asl with these comments

  • @malscyllis
    @malscyllis 10 місяців тому +4

    Idc fapping has saved me from making some real bad decisions.
    Never go grocery shopping hungry.

  • @scorpionwins6378
    @scorpionwins6378 Рік тому +33

    Just started my nofap journey. Currently 9 days in after falling off the wagon. I'm going to make it through to November this time.
    I wish all my fellow brothers out there all the willpower in the universe.

    • @thehyperluz
      @thehyperluz Рік тому +1

      I'm in it for 2 weeks now.. my goal is also to see my progress in November. We can do it brother, we'll make it 💪

    • @lakutomafoso
      @lakutomafoso 7 місяців тому

      So, how are you doing with your goal?

    • @Superfreq69
      @Superfreq69 7 місяців тому

      This is my 1st No-Nut November

  • @bouncybowling9503
    @bouncybowling9503 4 роки тому +4553

    Day 235 of Nofap: Alexa asked me what the weather was gonna be like on Friday

  • @OnePlancheMan
    @OnePlancheMan 5 років тому +2720

    Steve Rogers did nofap for 70 years, look where he is now.

  • @mr.b1223
    @mr.b1223 2 роки тому +2

    The is the best comment section of all time , better than some comedy sites

  • @alanfournier3071
    @alanfournier3071 Рік тому +1

    It's a superb stress reliever.

  • @Dxvincenzo
    @Dxvincenzo 4 роки тому +4214

    The guy with hair looks exactly how he sounds

  • @MatWro1010
    @MatWro1010 4 роки тому +2312

    Day 44 of Nofap: Bitcoin started to invest in me

  • @MatheusSilvaSSS
    @MatheusSilvaSSS 2 роки тому +79

    Não tem ninguém mais inteligente no marketing do que esses meninos, pq eles fazem resenha durante os patrocinadores e eu assisto e adoro!!

  • @maldy4604
    @maldy4604 Рік тому +8

    Year 11 of nofap
    i started putting women in the friend zone

  • @donjuan3983
    @donjuan3983 5 років тому +22700

    Nofap + cold showers + intermittent fasting + meditation = Super Saiyan Jesus 2.0

    • @Philani_Ndlovu
      @Philani_Ndlovu 5 років тому +691

      Best comment I've ever seen! 😂😂😂 Jesus on steroids 🤣

    • @Philani_Ndlovu
      @Philani_Ndlovu 5 років тому +271

      @@WasifSikder I was born Christian but also a lot of those thing: NoFap, Meditation, Cold Showers, I did intermittent fasting but not I mostly eat twice a day (or once since I very much listen to my body whether it really hungry or it just craving something), Gratitude, Grounding (Earthing) out in Nature and in the Sun, Crystal work here and there, Exercise & Yoga, Good night sleep, Good & Positive thoughts and emotions AND being in the NOW as much as possible.
      I guess the Age of Light/Enlightenment (Aquarius & beyond) is upon us all since I'm big believer trustee that mother Earth is Ascending to the Heavens (5th Dimension which is a heavy Spiritual, quasi Physical realm) together with all of her children. That implies that all of her children (humans, animals, plants, trees, minerals etc) must BE up for the same whether they allow it or resist it since we're all connected with her ultimately.

    • @WasifSikder
      @WasifSikder 5 років тому +190

      @@Philani_Ndlovu absolutely awesome man. I am so thankful to youtube that we can learn all of these things. In the past in when people would have to farm or hunt for their next meal, people were already doing most of these things anyway, and people were much more connected with god and religion

    • @MohammedMuhiUddin
      @MohammedMuhiUddin 5 років тому +134

      Fuck intermittent Fasting. Try real Fasting.

    • @350GJUGG
      @350GJUGG 5 років тому +229

      Don’t forget mewing for that Greek god face

  • @finneganmcbride6224
    @finneganmcbride6224 4 роки тому +1996

    Day 5: I won a staring contest with the sun

    • @aliamin2159
      @aliamin2159 4 роки тому +17

      Finnegan McBride thought it was a solar eclipse.

    • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
      @sernoddicusthegallant6986 4 роки тому +12

      Nah chief it just looks like the sun went out cause you went blind

    • @InfamousX1000
      @InfamousX1000 4 роки тому

      So... you stared at the sun until sunset? And you’re typing this? I’m impressed, you cured blindness in just 5 days!

    • @FrankieTeardrop1998
      @FrankieTeardrop1998 2 роки тому

      If that's just day 5, wow!

    • @Baldoxxx4000
      @Baldoxxx4000 4 місяці тому

      Dont stare at it absorb its energy like Superman

  • @daimontana
    @daimontana Рік тому +22

    15 mins into nofap already feeling like a greek god

  • @capitalp6577
    @capitalp6577 Рік тому +31

    This literally is a midnight gospel episode. No editing needed. Insert clancy in a medieval castle. Boom episode

  • @kieran6163
    @kieran6163 4 роки тому +2907

    Day 333: Cold showers make me sweat

    • @nwchi234
      @nwchi234 4 роки тому +13

      Kieran Come on you Mariners!! We’re Grimsby Town!!

    • @ericn.1822
      @ericn.1822 4 роки тому +2

      I recommend you to visit nofap.com 🖐

    • @muchresonance2211
      @muchresonance2211 4 роки тому +10

      Day 400: I entered the Multiverse

    • @jsingh98
      @jsingh98 3 роки тому +9

      Cold showers actually make me sweat lmao

    • @gustavoadolforodriguezdavi1705
      @gustavoadolforodriguezdavi1705 3 роки тому +1

      Easy be fat or live in the tropic.

  • @joneh9483
    @joneh9483 4 роки тому +847

    Day 235 of nofap: I can now communicate with blind people using sign language.

  • @chosen2865
    @chosen2865 11 місяців тому +1

    9 years roughly for me, I’ve never felt better.

  • @asgerhashim3913
    @asgerhashim3913 2 роки тому

    I like the red brick wall behind it is so calming to watch

  • @Cooking-Babe
    @Cooking-Babe 3 роки тому +1465

    Day: 99: I told my boss to clock out and go home

  • @noname3609
    @noname3609 4 роки тому +1997

    Day 700 : Death is afraid of me.

  • @Lil_Coby
    @Lil_Coby Рік тому

    1 minute strong and already feeling results

  • @confiance1492
    @confiance1492 Рік тому +1

    Comment section deserves a huge W.

  • @mr.nobody6392
    @mr.nobody6392 4 роки тому +3488

    This Comment SECTION is *PURE GOLD*

  • @doedog612
    @doedog612 4 роки тому +3672

    Day 300 of nofap: attention pays me

    • @jalenhiggins
      @jalenhiggins 4 роки тому +44

      Lil Wayne reference?

    • @doedog612
      @doedog612 4 роки тому +15

      @@jalenhiggins ong😂

    • @Pophighlights
      @Pophighlights 3 роки тому +5

      intellect

    • @sethanimal1481
      @sethanimal1481 3 роки тому +19

      today I went shopping, and talk is still cheap

    • @HenryThe12
      @HenryThe12 3 роки тому +8

      Haters can’t see me, nosebleed seats?

  • @braydensmith218
    @braydensmith218 2 роки тому +8

    I’m about 5 days in 👍 I don’t know if it’s worth it but I want to have the strength to resist at least one thing I crave

  • @shermansadventure1151
    @shermansadventure1151 2 роки тому +47

    When I was first debating trying out semen retention, this video popped up in my feed, and I thought to myself "whatever Joe Rogan's advice is on the subject, I will do the opposite". Baring a couple of slip-ups, been practising semen retention for nearly 3 years now. Best decision I ever made - thanks Joe, your wisdom knows no bounds!

    • @grantthornton837
      @grantthornton837 Рік тому

      Semen retention or nofap?

    • @shermansadventure1151
      @shermansadventure1151 Рік тому +4

      @@grantthornton837 Semen retention is definitely more preferable to no fap. No fap is a good start, but whether you are jazzing into a tissue, into a condom, onto/into a beautiful lady; your body doesn't know the difference. If you are doing it too regularly, you're still wasting that vital life energy.

    • @ryanparker3_2_1
      @ryanparker3_2_1 Рік тому +4

      @@shermansadventure1151 have fun with that 😂😂

    • @shermansadventure1151
      @shermansadventure1151 Рік тому

      @@ryanparker3_2_1 And you have fun wasting the incredible energy and potential inside of you for 5 minutes of pleasure 😊.

    • @theanubhavshow7039
      @theanubhavshow7039 Рік тому

      @@shermansadventure1151 you're so god damn dumb i can't even begin to explain it lmao

  • @user-xi4jw4mh7p
    @user-xi4jw4mh7p 5 років тому +1350

    Day 40. Sold bed, couch and chairs as I gained hovering capabilities.

    • @lilgiddy983
      @lilgiddy983 5 років тому +3

      bruh lol

    • @albertmichelson1615
      @albertmichelson1615 4 роки тому +1

      me too

    • @matthewnelson325
      @matthewnelson325 4 роки тому

      Some days I feel like if it weren't for the Vicarious Escapism of porn ... All I would know is Loss ... It helps Block out a Dismal reality ! : (

    • @wiseman3989
      @wiseman3989 4 роки тому

      Goooold!!!

  • @anelevilakazi8467
    @anelevilakazi8467 3 роки тому +4106

    day 2: had some extra virgin olive oil & now it’s just olive oil

    • @_saintoj
      @_saintoj 3 роки тому +169

      Are u saying u fucked your olive oil?

    • @skullsalt
      @skullsalt 3 роки тому +63

      @@_saintoj contact with him makes you coom in 0.3 milliseconds

    • @robertg6339
      @robertg6339 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @betterdenu999
      @betterdenu999 2 роки тому +13

      Day 1: had some extra virgin olive oil & now its half virgin olive oil (only did oral)

    • @valkrie5816
      @valkrie5816 2 роки тому

      @@_saintoj yes that's what I yes pretty sure

  • @Tai91827
    @Tai91827 2 роки тому +2

    After 6 weeks of retention, I woke up at 5am to wake my alarm clock up.

  • @Foopy
    @Foopy Рік тому +4

    Day 120 - I’ve told my barber I don’t like the haircut

  • @michaelwduffy
    @michaelwduffy 2 роки тому +2083

    “It is the nature of the wise to resist pleasures, but the foolish to be a slave to them.”
    -Epictetus

    • @Travelling..Bottle..Digger
      @Travelling..Bottle..Digger 2 роки тому +48

      Epictetus sounds like he was a poor man

    • @mitigate385
      @mitigate385 2 роки тому +78

      “No man is free who is not master of himself” -Epictetus

    • @doublevision2943
      @doublevision2943 2 роки тому +52

      Greedy and overly horny people are the weakest people there are and the scary part is the majority, vast majority of people is exactly that, but you don't have to be.
      Becoming a master over these 2 aspects is true strength, happiness and confidence

    • @53strat55
      @53strat55 2 роки тому +11

      @@Travelling..Bottle..Digger Maybe he was, but his wisdom and influence will be more then you can ever imagine to have.

    • @johnseymore9304
      @johnseymore9304 2 роки тому +6

      ‘Let the part of thy soul which leads and governs be undisturbed by the movements in the flesh, wether of pleasure or of pain, and let it not unite with them, but let it circumscribe itself and limit those affects to their parts’
      -Marcus Auralius

  • @jagritbhatia5765
    @jagritbhatia5765 3 роки тому +5629

    day 100: when i go swimming, i dont come up for oxygen, oxygen comes down for me.

  • @primi0
    @primi0 2 роки тому +1

    One of the best comments section in all youtube 🤣

  • @godnyx117
    @godnyx117 10 місяців тому +4

    Week 3 of nofap:
    I can now Imagine Dragons

  • @Freegameteachings
    @Freegameteachings 3 роки тому +1035

    Day 93: David Goggins is no longer able to look me in the eye.

  • @dt7827
    @dt7827 5 років тому +2231

    "Where as when I have sex...with a human ". I'm glad he cleared that part up

    • @walkingalive1093
      @walkingalive1093 5 років тому +53

      Lmao best comment hands down

    • @juainott5281
      @juainott5281 5 років тому +55

      Hahahaha he took his time
      That pause was enough to notice how weird it was

    • @rafnaegels8913
      @rafnaegels8913 5 років тому +15

      Read this while simultaneously hearing it, made it better to sink in.

    • @Ease54
      @Ease54 5 років тому +1

      I'm not convinced.

    • @miguelmejia4656
      @miguelmejia4656 5 років тому

      so he's gay?

  • @PinkToonsTV
    @PinkToonsTV Рік тому +2

    150th day in NoFap. Packing my bag for a mars trip on foot

  • @Romans1-8
    @Romans1-8 Рік тому

    Creative energy

  • @blizzforte284
    @blizzforte284 4 роки тому +1235

    NNN day 9, I started referring to girls as "females".

    • @Streetpfosten
      @Streetpfosten 4 роки тому +7

      We can do it!

    • @blizzforte284
      @blizzforte284 4 роки тому +61

      NNN day 14, I constantly think of my "seed" that I need to "shoot" inside every genetically attractive female my eyes filters through the sunlights photons.

    • @dkvitaleme
      @dkvitaleme 4 роки тому +2

      19 days brutha I know we still doing great. 11 days left.

    • @blizzforte284
      @blizzforte284 4 роки тому +22

      NNN day 20, my balls are about to explode. Whenever smell an attractive female, my seed stresses to burst inside their womb and impregnate their eggs.

    • @khristianwilliams903
      @khristianwilliams903 4 роки тому +8

      Hes not joking guys

  • @jedkhs3358
    @jedkhs3358 3 роки тому +1707

    Day 485: Duolingo bird stopped emailing me

  • @Ghostaholic21
    @Ghostaholic21 Рік тому

    Bro this shit works the past 5 minutes have felt great

  • @dantebuhl2093
    @dantebuhl2093 2 роки тому

    What episode of the podcast is this?

  • @thechosenone711
    @thechosenone711 3 роки тому +2142

    Day 73: some bald guy in a wheelchair wanted me to join his school for the gifted

  • @spaceslav8954
    @spaceslav8954 3 роки тому +3639

    Day 21: it ain't much but it's honest work. There's no joke.

  • @djordjearsovic6620
    @djordjearsovic6620 2 роки тому +1

    4:30 i liked how Joe just laughed at that

  • @ceologreen
    @ceologreen 2 роки тому +5

    The one other “valve” i found in my life is doing constantly death defying or exhilarating things. I moved up to the mountains to snowboard and at first i told myself i wouldnt fap for a week then after a month of daily riding i lost the desire almost completely, cause i would have the energy in the morning but get on a board, by night i was tired. When you are focused on surviving/progressing the horniness takes the back seat.

  • @josephwright5140
    @josephwright5140 5 років тому +7416

    I think nofap for me was less about not not masturbating and gaining stupid super powers and more about no longer being dependent on internet pornography, which is addictive

    • @Mousehawk21
      @Mousehawk21 5 років тому +785

      Sexual Freedom? Sexual Slavery is what it really is.

    • @ntsempty1209
      @ntsempty1209 5 років тому +395

      That's the point, no fap isn't about "gaining power" it's just to excersie you mentally on the idea of abstinence

    • @ezra5788
      @ezra5788 5 років тому +266

      @Agressive tubesock, the real loser here is you. Masturbating to pixels on a screen is sexual freedom? A real Alpha male does not touch himself to other people having sex, that's one of the most pathetic beta things a man can do. How about you have real sex instead of watching other people fuck on a screen? Porn is for losers who get off to watching other men fuck women. Pathetic

    • @glitchinthematrix555
      @glitchinthematrix555 5 років тому +91

      Yeah but if you so vehemently oppose porn then you’re letting it still have control over you. Just forget about it. Let it fade away into nothingness.

    • @glitchinthematrix555
      @glitchinthematrix555 5 років тому +332

      Also please don’t refer to other human beings as alpha and beta males. That shits cringey.

  • @hasnainashraf2600
    @hasnainashraf2600 3 роки тому +2716

    Day 57: I've made this comment despite being in North Korea.

  • @kardneasad
    @kardneasad Рік тому +1

    At 4:30 I fucking DIED not because of the “where I’m jerking off a lot” but the laugh joe held back right after😭

  • @DetectiveMcGarnacle
    @DetectiveMcGarnacle 2 роки тому +11

    “When I have sex…(long pause)…with a human…”
    I almost died

  • @GugaSouza0
    @GugaSouza0 3 роки тому +2125

    Day 238 - Aliens see me when they try DMT

  • @Tylerthety
    @Tylerthety 4 роки тому +2819

    How else would Stephen Hawking have gotten so smart?

    • @BadeniaFilme
      @BadeniaFilme 4 роки тому +8

      He was married

    • @Tylerthety
      @Tylerthety 4 роки тому +133

      @@BadeniaFilme But he didn't wank though.

    • @SippingVino
      @SippingVino 4 роки тому +17

      Winston Nips funniest comment I’ve seen all week

    • @MartianMoon
      @MartianMoon 4 роки тому +5

      Holy shit LOL

    • @maxwieber3518
      @maxwieber3518 4 роки тому +28

      NoNutLife

  • @F000ks
    @F000ks Рік тому

    good answer, thanks

  • @Hashyno
    @Hashyno Рік тому

    The most reasonable conversation about No Fap I've ever seen.

  • @tobismashed
    @tobismashed 5 років тому +1941

    “To UNDERSTAND pain, you must KNOW pain” - Nagato on nofap

    • @tobismashed
      @tobismashed 5 років тому +54

      TheRealBenStiller can’t still a kid

    • @phillewis3180
      @phillewis3180 5 років тому +6

      Kid Kakashi say hi to kid Obito for me

    • @ridwan149
      @ridwan149 5 років тому

      Kakashi 6th 😂😂

    • @Watergunner
      @Watergunner 5 років тому +4

      TheRealBenStiller you sound like a pussy lmao

    • @oyeahjustcomenting
      @oyeahjustcomenting 5 років тому +1

      @@thegamingguys200 he may be apussy but your alittle bitch

  • @lachlancarrucan3040
    @lachlancarrucan3040 4 роки тому +2213

    Day 4 no fap: just slammed a revolving door

    • @nordic5436
      @nordic5436 4 роки тому +10

      Jane Austin currently day 4 of NNN, still waiting for December 1st

    • @gkjay07
      @gkjay07 4 роки тому +1

      lmfaoaooaooa

    • @gkjay07
      @gkjay07 4 роки тому +2

      lmfaoooooo

    • @OheyBro
      @OheyBro 4 роки тому

      lmao

    • @Stylishute
      @Stylishute 4 роки тому

      Jane Austin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dalrolaalorlad6521
    @dalrolaalorlad6521 2 роки тому

    Also self mastery is important

  • @Milkra
    @Milkra 2 роки тому +5

    Day 101: I’m giving Joe Rogan advice on DMT