Joe & Andrew Schulz Talk "First Nut's"

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • Taken from JRE #1846 w/Andrew Schulz:
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  • @PepsiFuture
    @PepsiFuture 2 роки тому +3107

    The leopard line is the most Joe Rogan thing ever lol

  • @marthino7195
    @marthino7195 Рік тому +21

    3:58 WHAT!?! 💀💀💀

  • @OnePunchSiana
    @OnePunchSiana Рік тому +3

    Joe calling andrew a fucking weirdo @ 6:22 was hilarious 😂

  • @MetaphysicalSciencesTV
    @MetaphysicalSciencesTV 2 роки тому +27

    Joe: “Shooting like a broken fire hydrant, just-*BAHHH!*”
    Andrew: “with Puerto Ricans playing stick ball outside”
    😆🤣
    What an image 😂

  • @Absurdword
    @Absurdword 2 роки тому +82

    These carefree, honest bro moments are quintessential 2010 JRE. Love to see it!

    • @r4ng3k03r1
      @r4ng3k03r1 Рік тому

      Only if he didn't go to spotify....

  • @MrEsPlace
    @MrEsPlace 2 роки тому +2

    "Been chasing that monkey ever since." Man I get that

  • @beaniealex
    @beaniealex 2 роки тому

    “ Puerto Ricans playing stick ball outside” I’m fucking crying dawg

  • @shadow12k
    @shadow12k 2 роки тому +259

    My cousins were literally born off the fact that their father believed if he didn’t make the woman come she’s not pregnant. This was true thinking

  • @yohananyosef7133
    @yohananyosef7133 2 роки тому +1

    Rogan & Schulz = Mario & Luigi

  • @ace3444
    @ace3444 2 роки тому +61

    This is probably one of the best, funniest and relatable (with the exception of taste in urine lol) JRE conversations I’ve ever listened to! I was laughing out loud!!

  • @UhgeneIgnorian
    @UhgeneIgnorian 2 роки тому +2

    7:47 sounds like the intro

  • @johnlannigandroneworks
    @johnlannigandroneworks 2 роки тому

    Tasting Pee. Lmao hilarious. Pushing the boundaries of what is normal to talk about on a podcast much.... U guys are funny

  • @burkebaby
    @burkebaby Рік тому +2

    The leopard line is the most Joe Rogan thing ever lol

  • @Bodhi594
    @Bodhi594 2 роки тому +23

    3:40 Absolutely this happened to me. My ears rang and I lost my hearing for about 10 seconds. 😂

  • @anirudhthakur3453
    @anirudhthakur3453 2 роки тому +8

    He is always funny, blunt, and original 😂

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ 2 роки тому +1

      Tiki ua-cam.com/video/-SOQL7URpyA/v-deo.html

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ 2 роки тому +1

      Tiki ua-cam.com/video/-SOQL7URpyA/v-deo.html

  • @dr.woozie7500
    @dr.woozie7500 2 роки тому +1

    I thought my shit was about to explode the first time I rubbed one off. The amount of pressure built up over the years was crazy.

  • @alphonsebakhorsov4144
    @alphonsebakhorsov4144 2 роки тому +1

    Comedians are insane. I love it.

  • @jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st
    @jeremybilekrhodamorganstern1st 2 роки тому

    And hes relating the whole conversation to me.

  • @Isaac2.
    @Isaac2. 2 роки тому +7

    Sex education at school in the late 80’s taught Joe Rogan how to get girls pregnant 😂

  • @jf09
    @jf09 2 роки тому +13

    "Funny you mention it, I'm Hawaiin" lmao that was halarious and Joe picked up on that one late

  • @TheDaddyT
    @TheDaddyT 2 роки тому

    Rogan isn’t aging any lesser. Good to see all of us humans will age no matter what we take or do.

    • @wonderground5598
      @wonderground5598 2 роки тому

      The Hormone therapy’s not helping.
      One meal a day mixed with exercise, all natural is the way forward.

  • @arielroman8644
    @arielroman8644 2 роки тому

    That's how regular guys talk to each other..

  • @nasirbhamjee7339
    @nasirbhamjee7339 2 роки тому +4

    Sit down comedy at its best!

  • @mecca6801
    @mecca6801 2 роки тому

    This is definitely a "High" moment!🤣

  • @cheechdubinsky6709
    @cheechdubinsky6709 2 роки тому

    DICE: when a little gunk came out, i thought I'd fuckin broke it!

  • @MrTravelWriter
    @MrTravelWriter 2 роки тому +27

    “I have something in common with Nazis, in that I am opposed to the radical left. And when you oppose the radical left, you end up being a part of a much larger group that includes Nazis in it.” Jordan Peterson

    • @adamkingston2231
      @adamkingston2231 2 роки тому

      He’s so stupid these days that I can’t tell if he actually said that or if this is satire

    • @stockontruthchannel2631
      @stockontruthchannel2631 2 роки тому

      Let's be Honest We knew it
      ua-cam.com/video/RHIvHlMxDUg/v-deo.html

    • @stockontruthchannel2631
      @stockontruthchannel2631 2 роки тому

      Let's be Honest We knew it
      ua-cam.com/video/RHIvHlMxDUg/v-deo.html

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ 2 роки тому +2

      Tiki ua-cam.com/video/-SOQL7URpyA/v-deo.html

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ 2 роки тому +2

      Tiki ua-cam.com/video/-SOQL7URpyA/v-deo.html

  • @charlesagnew3801
    @charlesagnew3801 2 роки тому +1

    Lovin this convo! Real guys real talk!!

  • @Noboxingnolife69
    @Noboxingnolife69 2 роки тому +5

    Bro these two are so funny together 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ 2 роки тому +1

      Tiki ua-cam.com/video/-SOQL7URpyA/v-deo.html

  • @vicentesalasii1480
    @vicentesalasii1480 8 місяців тому

    3:52 Plot Twist: Schulz was actually 25 when he did that.

  • @dancoyle6911
    @dancoyle6911 2 роки тому +1

    Joe, please never say “sus” again. Please.

  • @VRGamingTherapy
    @VRGamingTherapy 2 роки тому +21

    As funny as this is, in reality it's still sickening that anyone of that age would prey on a kid. Woman or man, you don't have sexual relations with children. They way society frowns upon older men preying on younger, underage girls, but then jokes about older women preying on underage boys is almost as invasive as the crimes themselves.

    • @sativarosegold3604
      @sativarosegold3604 2 роки тому +4

      It's sick and desperate on the woman's behalf, but it's cool from the boy's view

    • @LeonardoDiCapri-Sun
      @LeonardoDiCapri-Sun 2 роки тому

      Exactly, pedos are pedos

    • @davidbradley2023
      @davidbradley2023 2 роки тому

      It's only a crime if the woman's ugly lol.

    • @Hennessydream
      @Hennessydream 2 роки тому +2

      Nah they taking one for the team to help him develop into a chad.

    • @felixf4378
      @felixf4378 2 роки тому +5

      As a 26 year old man that very clearly remembers being 16. It was my DREAM to get taken advantage by one of my (female) teachers. Boys and girls are wired differently.

  • @filipivan5125
    @filipivan5125 2 роки тому

    This was best 7 minutes of JRE in a long damn time !

  • @holierthan
    @holierthan 2 роки тому +3

    It was a bigger laugh for me in the past. Until I heard testimonies of the families of a couple teenage boys raped by their female teachers.
    These once loving sons, good pupils and stable kids became angry, troublesome sons, academically declining to eventual droup-outs...
    It wrecked the very costly and time consuming work of raising a male mammal to be a civilized human being.

  • @MPK112233
    @MPK112233 2 роки тому

    That pee tasting story is one I'd keep to myself

  • @aaaaaaaaaa7699
    @aaaaaaaaaa7699 2 роки тому

    That’s why my wrestling coach would sick me on the light weights. You lost last night you had to wrestle me because I sucked in my own weight class I was more useful to the team as a bully lmao.

  • @collider12
    @collider12 2 роки тому

    Someone gonna take these quotes out of context lmao

  • @Evets_03
    @Evets_03 2 роки тому

    This is peak comedy

  • @kevinburrell2494
    @kevinburrell2494 2 роки тому +308

    I think I would have pissed myself if I was in that room. Not often I actually laugh out loud over a video, but this had me rolling.

    • @thomasfields926
      @thomasfields926 2 роки тому +5

      Just be careful around Andrew if you piss yourself. I’ve heard he’s got a thing for that.

    • @diabolicjackel8905
      @diabolicjackel8905 2 роки тому +3

      andrew be like: "you gonna finish that?"

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 2 роки тому

      Jesus Christ is lord. Please take your salvation seriously. At least read three books of the Bible. It is important. Please read the first book of each testament and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness. It is literally important. Please,

    • @EricTitansSmith
      @EricTitansSmith 2 роки тому

      @@diabolicjackel8905 😂

  • @MisticStyles
    @MisticStyles 2 роки тому +3411

    "ITS BUILT INTO THE HUMAN!"
    Joe just saved thousands of teenage boys egos. As usual, Joe is the real MVP.

    • @drowjack
      @drowjack 2 роки тому +19

      The Hero people didn't know they needed HAHA

    • @OGRE_HATES_NERDS
      @OGRE_HATES_NERDS 2 роки тому +9

      boy do i wish someone told me that when i was 12

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 2 роки тому +5

      Jesus Christ is lord. Please take your salvation seriously. At least read three books of the Bible. It is important. Please read the first book of each testament and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness. It is literally important. Please,

    • @MisticStyles
      @MisticStyles 2 роки тому +16

      People that glom onto posts that have a lot of likes in order to spam their bullshit messages are the worst.

    • @marcelhenselijn7361
      @marcelhenselijn7361 2 роки тому +5

      Imagine a Andrew and Tristan Tate episode, that would go so viral🤣

  • @diogenes.
    @diogenes. 2 роки тому +1787

    Andrew always brings the 17 year old Joe out, happens every time he's on, and it's fun as hell. 😂

    • @Jontekarre
      @Jontekarre 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Yhb6iG1siZQ/v-deo.html

    • @stephen4726
      @stephen4726 2 роки тому

      .

    • @sweetteaaddict7181
      @sweetteaaddict7181 2 роки тому +14

      @@louiecampers1767 So? Why does that matter when it comes to this video

    • @arielvega6344
      @arielvega6344 2 роки тому

      @@sweetteaaddict7181
      It would explain his personality that then contributes to the dynamic of the episode you just watched. You are what you live, you live what you learn. I don't see how you didn't make the connection.

    • @sweetteaaddict7181
      @sweetteaaddict7181 2 роки тому +1

      @@arielvega6344 No not really. I grew up with nothing in a broken home and I act like him. It has no relevance to just state he had an easy life on a video that’s supposed to be entertainment. Cry me a fucking river if you cry about other peoples easy lives it shows you’re pathetic and sad

  • @Hazesorry
    @Hazesorry Рік тому +332

    This is genuinely the most wild segment of self disclosing situations I've ever heard.

  • @lewisburton1852
    @lewisburton1852 2 роки тому +474

    Joes ear popping off the nut had me in tears 🤣 this was Definitely vintage JRE.

  • @thesaucegod4836
    @thesaucegod4836 2 роки тому +3773

    This is such a vibe. Every guy has a talk like this with the boys. I can’t stop laughing.😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😂

    • @amitabhsharma3916
      @amitabhsharma3916 2 роки тому +28

      Exactly. Not every conversation has to be made according to societal norms

    • @christopherwilliams7905
      @christopherwilliams7905 2 роки тому +41

      No... can't say I've ever shot myself in the face with my own semen lol. Plus my boys would kick my ass if I said this is such a vibe. 😆

    • @OmogeVblogTV
      @OmogeVblogTV 2 роки тому

      Let's be Honest We knew it
      ua-cam.com/video/RHIvHlMxDUg/v-deo.html

    • @shamakanwal3284
      @shamakanwal3284 2 роки тому +2

      Nah , not true , people that have conversations like that have suffered from less sexual experience or sexual abuse

    • @GoblinGhouly
      @GoblinGhouly 2 роки тому +4

      I’ve literally never 😂 I’m 27.

  • @thesaucegod4836
    @thesaucegod4836 2 роки тому +482

    “Because a leopard might eat you.” So random and funny😭😭😂

    • @dimitrijekrstic7567
      @dimitrijekrstic7567 2 роки тому +2

      It's not random though? A word has no meaning if you use it for just about anything

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 2 роки тому

      Its finallly here
      ua-cam.com/video/YatAytP-3_g/v-deo.html
      👺

    • @thesaucegod4836
      @thesaucegod4836 2 роки тому +9

      @@dimitrijekrstic7567 bro u doing to much. It just came out of nowhere and I though it was funny

    • @deathmakesmoresense5354
      @deathmakesmoresense5354 2 роки тому +1

      whats leopard joke.

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds 2 роки тому +2434

    I just love the bromance between Andrew and everyone/anyone with him. This dudes energy is off the charts!

    • @beardown2489
      @beardown2489 2 роки тому +36

      Agreed. The pod with Whitney was great too. And his friendship with Akaash is top shelf bromance

    • @DjDarkD
      @DjDarkD 2 роки тому

      He has cum a long way. (pun intended)

    • @SAFbikes
      @SAFbikes 2 роки тому +7

      Let’s go less energy more funny

    • @CamxCam.
      @CamxCam. 2 роки тому +3

      @@SAFbikes
      Way too high energy for me.

    • @R3TR0R4V3
      @R3TR0R4V3 2 роки тому +8

      Bromance? FFS.. It's just a couple dudes talking about what a couple dudes would talk about at least once during their friendship.. No need to make it all weird. 😑 Bromance is such a cringy word.

  • @dfwkarma
    @dfwkarma 2 роки тому +345

    "I've been chasing that monkey for years" 😭😂😂😂😂

  • @matthew3114
    @matthew3114 2 роки тому +755

    This was hands down the funniest clip ive watched in a long time. Parts of these conversations while different from my own are still very simular, two older guys just being honest and talking shit haha

    • @mysterion9686
      @mysterion9686 2 роки тому +2

      Hands down? Ahuh.

    • @leehorst
      @leehorst 2 роки тому +4

      I'm gonna watch this 60 more times today.

    • @Ryan6586
      @Ryan6586 2 роки тому

      Ya man I was laughing out loud and vulgar stuff isn't always my favorite. Just the honestly and relatabilty of being a clueless young dude about sex had be rolling.

    • @evelynspaghetti4978
      @evelynspaghetti4978 2 роки тому

      Funny ?

    • @McCandlessMike
      @McCandlessMike 2 роки тому +1

      I was DIEING in front of my bosses and they just STARED at me 👀👀👀

  • @taytayqueen7024
    @taytayqueen7024 2 роки тому +356

    I feel like Andrew violently over shared in this one 😂😂😂😂

  • @dylandossett1069
    @dylandossett1069 Рік тому +11

    4:08 not even the cia could have got that information out of me

  • @genuinejustin6269
    @genuinejustin6269 2 роки тому +136

    Talks between bros are always hilarious. I'm so glad Joe and Andrew had this talk cause this shit is golden. 😆

  • @SeoulMan2020
    @SeoulMan2020 2 роки тому +224

    This is absolutely a JRE toons in the making

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 2 роки тому +5

      Tremendous!

    • @jnetwork3232
      @jnetwork3232 2 роки тому +1

      Hell yes lmfao

    • @PRYDEEE
      @PRYDEEE 2 роки тому

      It needs to be done

    • @DaSkonk
      @DaSkonk 2 роки тому

      @@Menaceblue3 Like a doctah!

  • @mclr9941
    @mclr9941 2 роки тому +111

    “I NUTTED SO HARD MY EARS RANG”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Rosterized
      @Rosterized 2 роки тому

      its not very common but i've experienced it a few times too. Guess it just individual, pretty funny tho

  • @iwatchkittenvids45
    @iwatchkittenvids45 2 роки тому +5

    4:15...and that's when Joe died

  • @knxwledgemusic1841
    @knxwledgemusic1841 2 роки тому +336

    Going through a break up rn, and this helped me alot im realising its not the end of the world for some reason this took me out of my own head, im a young guy and seeing these older guys talk and laugh about their expriences made me feel really at ease with everything going on rn.
    Edit: i appreciate the support from you strangers thank you all fellas or ladies or what ever the fvk you call yourselves :), ik its not alot of comments im still greatful

    • @localsymbiosis
      @localsymbiosis 2 роки тому +27

      Yeah bro, shits gonna be ok

    • @toh6261
      @toh6261 2 роки тому +18

      Remember, EVERY break up is for the better, for you.

    • @dustinbrees9784
      @dustinbrees9784 2 роки тому +17

      Chin up bro! You'll be over it before ya know it :)

    • @earl-larsen
      @earl-larsen 2 роки тому +11

      listen to the black phillip show with patrice o neal. best thing to do after a break up been doing it for 10 years

    • @superlazy3355
      @superlazy3355 2 роки тому +9

      Same boat bro ✌️ all will be good 😎

  • @peterbecerra4243
    @peterbecerra4243 2 роки тому +343

    Holy shit " back in the days you had to come quick cus may a leopard 🐆 eat you " got me dead 😂
    Edit: why do all replies like click-bite ?AdBoT?

  • @Dro_85
    @Dro_85 2 роки тому +709

    That’s the funniest I’ve see joe with a guest.. both are true legend.. I was in stitches the whole way through this clip!

    • @theoschommer3530
      @theoschommer3530 2 роки тому +20

      The leopard bit was so funny 😂

    • @jacobahtone220
      @jacobahtone220 2 роки тому +8

      Obviously you have never seen him with Joey Diaz, or Save Our Parks...

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 2 роки тому

      Jesus Christ is lord. Please take your salvation seriously. At least read three books of the Bible. It is important. Please read the first book of each testament and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness. It is literally important. Please,

    • @jameshiggins6782
      @jameshiggins6782 2 роки тому

      @@jamesmayle3787 gaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

    • @baabaablacksheep4247
      @baabaablacksheep4247 2 роки тому +1

      @@jacobahtone220 bro, Duncan and Joe are the funniest

  • @wallgolfing
    @wallgolfing 2 роки тому +2

    Jesus Christ is Lord and King and Our Savior!!

  • @Warshuk
    @Warshuk 2 роки тому +785

    *Claim your “here within a hour” ticket right here*

    • @johnqpublic2718
      @johnqpublic2718 2 роки тому +10

      Why

    • @closinginonclosure
      @closinginonclosure 2 роки тому +1

      Tell us you're an attention thot without telling us you're an attention thot

    • @stockontruthchannel2631
      @stockontruthchannel2631 2 роки тому

      Let's be Honest We knew it
      ua-cam.com/video/RHIvHlMxDUg1/v-deo.html

    • @stockontruthchannel2631
      @stockontruthchannel2631 2 роки тому

      Let's be Honest We knew it
      ua-cam.com/video/RHIvHlMxDUg0/v-deo.html

    • @kf1416
      @kf1416 2 роки тому

      figures, when the topic is bustin nuts im always coming early

  • @brotherhood5735
    @brotherhood5735 2 роки тому +135

    this is the JRE i signed up for

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ 2 роки тому +2

      Tiki ua-cam.com/video/-SOQL7URpyA/v-deo.html

    • @WKidd1776
      @WKidd1776 2 роки тому +4

      Maybe the real Joe Rogan Experience was the friends we've made along the way

  • @rgcastingcompany7026
    @rgcastingcompany7026 2 роки тому +124

    I'm a women and I just have to say I love this podcast, finally real talk between bros and it was nice to hear about heterosexual sex and it's conundrum as it's been a while since the whole "woke" movement, especially in these times, I almost Pee'd dress laughing so hard.

    • @Vorenus875
      @Vorenus875 2 роки тому +1

      Calling your bluff. If you said that you clearly have no idea who either of these guys are…

    • @NotTodaySatan557
      @NotTodaySatan557 2 роки тому +28

      @@Vorenus875 relax guy

    • @Vorenus875
      @Vorenus875 2 роки тому

      @@NotTodaySatan557 Relax? Calling out a bluff I need to relax? Did it go from hating the woke to a feminist march all of a sudden, Snowflake much? Are you serious? Have you never seen Flagrant either? 🤣 It’s been awhile since she heard guys talk like this??? Andrew drops three pods a week all like this. You both need to relax and stop giving a fuck about the woke, watch the whole podcast even they say that. You need to enjoy life. Keep up Karens ✌️

    • @ManguPapi
      @ManguPapi 2 роки тому +4

      You are more than one woman? Wow that's insane

    • @Vorenus875
      @Vorenus875 2 роки тому +1

      @@ManguPapi thank you 🙏

  • @AnterianEvo
    @AnterianEvo 2 роки тому +39

    The amount of confidence and trust to have this conversation is of the charts. Love these two

  • @edgardosantana
    @edgardosantana 2 роки тому +409

    Bro, this has got to be one of the best clips ever LMAO. Cannot stop laughing

  • @imjustrich8476
    @imjustrich8476 2 роки тому +140

    That leopard joke is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard joe say 😂

  • @thottydagod457
    @thottydagod457 2 роки тому +2

    Its hilarious how Schulz didn't believe it because it sounded bad. He has no idea how demonic women can be

  • @hayezflyest
    @hayezflyest 2 роки тому +21

    Joe is a ridiculously hyper-aware interviewer. It could be natural, but I definitley think it is learned. The way he goes in with his own embarassing/self-deprecating story after Schulz, to swerve any chance of alienation, is GOAT-level

    • @vShoTzZ25
      @vShoTzZ25 Рік тому

      I’d say 25% learned 75% natural. There are some people who have been in the social media game for years, even decades, and still operate through tunnel vision

  • @arttorres439
    @arttorres439 2 роки тому +62

    “It’s not hot to me you fuckin weirdo” had me dyin🤣

  • @Football__Junkie
    @Football__Junkie 2 роки тому +181

    I keep coming back to this podcast for these progressive and insightful dialogues that the mainstream refuses to cover

  • @justinoconnor5297
    @justinoconnor5297 2 роки тому +169

    This is one of the funniest jre episodes yet imo

    • @Kusurigamaj
      @Kusurigamaj 2 роки тому +1

      Watch a Joey diaz interview 😂😂

  • @falzonecalzone
    @falzonecalzone 2 роки тому +53

    “Puerto Ricans playing stickball outside” BRO WHATTT 😂😂😂

  • @gfum115
    @gfum115 2 роки тому +33

    “I don’t even gotta taste that one” 😂😂😂

  • @WildcatWarrior15
    @WildcatWarrior15 2 роки тому +41

    The golden age of stand up comedy is right now, folks!

    • @marcelhenselijn7361
      @marcelhenselijn7361 2 роки тому +1

      Imagine a Andrew and Tristan Tate episode, that would go so viral🤣

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin 2 роки тому +2

      This isn't even comedy, this is just 2 funny dudes going at it trying to make eachother laugh. Honestly that'll typically make you laugh MORE than stand up

    • @BurnTheNuance
      @BurnTheNuance 2 роки тому

      Definitely do not agree with that.

  • @GiuseppeRedscarf
    @GiuseppeRedscarf 2 роки тому +20

    Like I tell my wife. "this first one's for me, but when I wake up from this nap... You're gettin' it!"

  • @slayrx
    @slayrx 2 роки тому +73

    This was so much content in such a short video. Great stuff.

  • @gerardoguerrero5614
    @gerardoguerrero5614 2 роки тому +6

    “I’ve been chasing that monkey ever since” 😂 omg I’m using that

  • @999predators
    @999predators 2 роки тому +38

    "A leopard might eat you" 🤣🤣

  • @ameerulaqmalmalek9470
    @ameerulaqmalmalek9470 2 роки тому +27

    "Man, that just seems sus"
    Joe Rogan 2022

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 2 роки тому

      I love the mental image of a 16-year old Joe looking suspiciously at whoever told him that.

  • @KD400_
    @KD400_ 2 роки тому +44

    I hope joe gets Andrew tate on here someday lol

    • @vikstar123.4
      @vikstar123.4 2 роки тому +1

      TIKI
      ua-cam.com/video/YatAytP-3_g/v-deo.html
      👺

    • @emirtijerina
      @emirtijerina 2 роки тому +18

      I feel like Joe would get frustrated with Tate.

    • @philo2189
      @philo2189 2 роки тому +6

      That will never happen

    • @randomuser1596
      @randomuser1596 2 роки тому

      Joes too dumb to understand the grift

    • @l-train7876
      @l-train7876 2 роки тому

      Why??

  • @jhusky8722
    @jhusky8722 2 роки тому +8

    The ears ringing thing has happened to me more than once. Once I even went numb and every thing sounds like the intro of the iron man song. Best nut of my life👍

  • @AJCarey92
    @AJCarey92 2 роки тому +82

    Love these guys together, one of the funniest jre clips I've ever watched, I'm crying over here! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ebma756
    @Ebma756 2 роки тому +27

    These episode would be awesome on those cartoons 😂😂 I can even picture the animations..

    • @PepeFuego369
      @PepeFuego369 2 роки тому

      Take initiative. Make it and spam the comments with it

    • @toonzonly-7955
      @toonzonly-7955 2 роки тому

      Yooo fr

    • @Ebma756
      @Ebma756 2 роки тому

      @@PepeFuego369 ??

  • @dirty.dan37
    @dirty.dan37 Рік тому +3

    5:37 if anyone wants to hear a horror story here you go

  • @thumpkin7739
    @thumpkin7739 2 роки тому +2

    Schulz is overrated and insufferable. Dude didn't say a single funny or original thing in 3 hours.

  • @MonkeyspankO
    @MonkeyspankO 2 роки тому +940

    Full on serious here, but watching comedians at the top of their game, go at it is like watching a prize fight. Its some of Joe's best content, when he has other folks in the industry on and they just jam.

    • @genocidehero9687
      @genocidehero9687 2 роки тому +1

      I cringe whenever Joe talks about sex

    • @SiLoMixMaster
      @SiLoMixMaster 2 роки тому +1

      @@genocidehero9687 I get the horn

    • @CLHall
      @CLHall 2 роки тому +4

      I think they're just good friends and they are just talking shit and having a good time.

    • @shafsteryellow
      @shafsteryellow 2 роки тому +2

      I'm glad you noticed that... Andrew is naturally competitive and Joe being from a fighting background alongside as being a gatekeeper for comedy understood this and brought his A game which amazing for us as viewers. He could've easily been combative considering Andrews natural arrogance and recent success but he really turned it on and CHOSE to bounce off him and comedically steer the pod... as a fan of Andrews stand up and a fan of Joe's podcast I've gained immeasurable respect for Joe's comedic ability.

    • @LoneWolfDion
      @LoneWolfDion 2 роки тому +1

      sad you think rogan is top of his game

  • @liggerstuxin1
    @liggerstuxin1 2 роки тому +4

    5:50 38 year old man saying “cap” lol

  • @robbo03
    @robbo03 Рік тому +11

    I'm crying laughing bro 😂

  • @titant0m434
    @titant0m434 2 роки тому +6

    I cant do it right unless there's a leoperd watching me

  • @ItsMoonSmoke
    @ItsMoonSmoke 2 роки тому +32

    So you mention that you’re Hawaiian… joe caught that late as hell and died of laughter 🤣

    • @OmogeVblogTV
      @OmogeVblogTV 2 роки тому

      Let's be Honest We knew it
      ua-cam.com/video/RHIvHlMxDUg/v-deo.html

  • @josephinelucas5359
    @josephinelucas5359 2 роки тому +11

    Despite the economic downturn, I'm so happy 😊,I have been earning €57,000 returns from my €8,000 investment every 16 days.

    • @floydmax8586
      @floydmax8586 2 роки тому

      Yeah 😊 Mr Thompson , is a well known man in the crypto market I started working with him since 2017 and it has been a very good experience.

    • @jessemacron6059
      @jessemacron6059 2 роки тому

      An expert is always an expert in what he knows how to do best.

    • @117_32
      @117_32 2 роки тому

      Same here, I earn $4000 a week. GOD bless Mr. EDWARD, he has been a blessing to my family.

    • @117_32
      @117_32 2 роки тому

      @Georgiana Rodri The easiest way he can reply your messages is on whatsApp

    • @117_32
      @117_32 2 роки тому

      美国 美国 美国 美国ကောင်းတယ်
      +𝟭𝟯𝟭𝟰𝟴𝟳𝟲𝟮𝟴𝟲𝟴 美国ကောင်းတယ်

  • @D-Rock420
    @D-Rock420 2 роки тому +5

    I had a funny situation once. A girl went down on me but said she didn't want it in her mouth, I tried to warn her but couldn't and she popped it out of her mouth and pointed it at me. I felt the first shot hit my chest and without opening my eyes, turned my head in time to hear the next shot hit the pillow next to my head. 😆 After all was said and done I turned the pillow over and went to sleep. Was sleeping in a friend's parent's bed so never said anything as it was a party they weren't supposed to have. 😆 Ah the early 20s

  • @X150t
    @X150t 2 роки тому +164

    Dude is one of the funniest comedians today.

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 2 роки тому +3

      TIKI
      ua-cam.com/video/YatAytP-3_g/v-deo.html
      👺

    • @randomuser1596
      @randomuser1596 2 роки тому +5

      Schulz is Rogan is not

    • @stockontruthchannel2631
      @stockontruthchannel2631 2 роки тому

      Let's be Honest We knew it
      ua-cam.com/video/RHIvHlMxDUg/v-deo.html

    • @OmogeVblogTV
      @OmogeVblogTV 2 роки тому

      Let's be Honest We knew it
      ua-cam.com/video/RHIvHlMxDUg/v-deo.html

    • @King_JappyJoe
      @King_JappyJoe 2 роки тому +7

      Lmaoo what? His special was terrible. Not Gringo Papi bad, but similar to Delia's last special

  • @kcvriess
    @kcvriess 2 роки тому +46

    Needed a good laugh. 😂

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ 2 роки тому +2

      Tiki ua-cam.com/video/-SOQL7URpyA/v-deo.html

  • @lovev9904
    @lovev9904 2 роки тому +1

    I'm an Independent Latino. Thank you Rogan! 3:07:32 Thank you Andrew!... 3:08:35 Awww, Rogan you are lacking transparency. Full Democrat you say, you can NOT stand and have one foot on Democrate and the other foot on Republican. Sorry, that does not make sense, and say you are Full DemocRats. I still LOVE you Rogan. 3:13:28 I agree with you, Andrew. It's NOT all about womens right to choose, Rogan. There is a limit of time, there Should be a limited of time to abort. Andrew thank you for bring light to this situation. I as a woman don't understand these 2 parties....No Bueno. 3:16:52 Jury Duty, interesting, Andrew.

  • @ThaboTshuma
    @ThaboTshuma 2 роки тому +4

    Yo💀 5:01

  • @J_Clean_1996
    @J_Clean_1996 2 роки тому +9

    I remember that the feeling was so intense that I thought I was hurting myself and I'd stop.
    Until one day I followed through, and hoooooooly FUCK.

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 2 роки тому

      My first orgasm I thought I was about to piss, jumped out of my bed and ran to the bathroom.
      I wasn't making jizz at that point, because nothing came out that time or other times until one day in the bath I put out white ropes and thought I broke my dick.
      I agonized over it for days, I thought I needed to tell my parents I had to see a doctor, but I was too embarrassed and afraid to say anything.
      A few days later, I figured out what had happened and was super glad I didn't say anything to my parents.

  • @stash4766
    @stash4766 2 роки тому +3

    I can’t believe Andrew admitted to pissing on his finger and tasting it to see if he came as a kid 💀 some things die with you

  • @dakotalowe1194
    @dakotalowe1194 Рік тому +1

    This might be the funniest episode I've seen in all the years I've been watching JRE! I'm fucking dying man!

  • @realtalkwiththeking7862
    @realtalkwiththeking7862 2 роки тому +6

    The #1 podcast on the entire planet ladies and gentlemen. 😂🤣😂 I hope when aliens look up Joe Rogan Podcast, this is the video they find first. Lmfao 🤣

  • @catsofsherman1316
    @catsofsherman1316 2 роки тому +11

    I wonder if Joe used the Leopard excuse every time he popped off too soon.

  • @jamesdean6744
    @jamesdean6744 2 роки тому +6

    Puerto Ricans outside playing stick ball 😂

  • @digitalsea9147
    @digitalsea9147 2 роки тому +12

    I’ve never laughed so hard in my life holy shit boy’s
    Ses a guy that came in my own eye..