he said bc he signed it Artie Lange she woulda knew it was a joke... but says he was 17, he didnt even debut as a standup until 20, what the hell is he talkin about, no one knew of him then.
God bless Howard Stern, UA-cam, and all of stern's radio crew, past, present, and future. No matter what era ("erra') you prefer, this comedy gold will live on forever. Artie was the high water mark! (F Jackie!)
Yuck...I had White Castle twice and both times, it was mediocre...yet every time I mention it, someone starts defending White Castle. Maybe you had to grow up with it...I didn't have it till I was over 30.
@@williamshaw9047 It's something you grow up with in the NJ area. Everyone knows it's not gourmet. It's just fun. Kudos to you for replying to my 2-year old comment.
I watch these and I can just imagine half of New York City listening to this. It would be crazy to live there I bet all the early morning people listened to Stern.
@@TexasNewsOwL yeah it was waiting to happen an i think he knew it was coming he just did not care its frustrating to see him waste all his talent an the opportunity he got to be with howard stern on his radio show.. many comics would give their testicles to be in that position an artie came from the struggle from woorking as long shoremen so he knew what it was like to wake up every day an work to make ends meet he even was a taxi driver at one stage its really sad to see him go through that an its all about choice no matter if your friends or family try to help you if the person dont want to help themself they aint gonna get out of that rut cause they love it
Howard: Whadya wirte? Artie: I have a gun [laughter] LMAO...Arite was the best. The Artie/Sal/Richard years are my fav...F-Jackie, F-Stuttering John, F-KC....Artie foreva' Firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrree!
I know a guy in upper peninsula of michigan who did that in the 70s for couple hundred dollars not sure if he made it out of the bank but he served 20 years and was white but pretty sure he was serious and wasn't a joke
The story does not make any sense. Artie is with his girlfriend and then decides to "flirt" with another woman by threatening violence. Notice how when the cops showed up everybody immediately suspected Artie. Maybe if the authorities had taken this seriously Artie wouldn't have become such a degenerate.
I can't wait to hear obamas story ... you know the 1 that we will here 20 years from now ... he can write a book called : one that flew over the coo coos nest ... or how I suckered america into thinking I was actually an american citizen ...
Punchline: "....i have a gun"
" i thought she would know it was a joke" "what did the note say" "uuh i have a gun"
lmao
he said bc he signed it Artie Lange she woulda knew it was a joke... but says he was 17, he didnt even debut as a standup until 20, what the hell is he talkin about, no one knew of him then.
@@ereek5Maybe people in the area did? Idk it sounded weird to me, too.
when you rob a bank you no take my daughter hahahahahhahahah
"Listen sweetheart, it's a joke."
Lololol Artie is a lunatic.
And this is only one of his wacky stories.
God bless Howard Stern, UA-cam, and all of stern's radio crew, past, present, and future. No matter what era ("erra') you prefer, this comedy gold will live on forever. Artie was the high water mark! (F Jackie!)
I could listen to this ALL DAY ..Artie is a legend
i miss artie stories
"White Castle is always involved".....lol
Yuck...I had White Castle twice and both times, it was mediocre...yet every time I mention it, someone starts defending White Castle. Maybe you had to grow up with it...I didn't have it till I was over 30.
@@williamshaw9047 It's something you grow up with in the NJ area. Everyone knows it's not gourmet. It's just fun. Kudos to you for replying to my 2-year old comment.
It was even more funny reading it in his book
I watch these and I can just imagine half of New York City listening to this. It would be crazy to live there I bet all the early morning people listened to Stern.
When he told the nose explosion story that was a future prophecy
Little did he know lol
you can say he was right on it
@@moefromdaareashow1123 thats crazy she looked up and his nose was all bloody. Your right it got worse
@@TexasNewsOwL yeah it was waiting to happen an i think he knew it was coming he just did not care its frustrating to see him waste all his talent an the opportunity he got to be with howard stern on his radio show.. many comics would give their testicles to be in that position an artie came from the struggle from woorking as long shoremen so he knew what it was like to wake up every day an work to make ends meet he even was a taxi driver at one stage its really sad to see him go through that an its all about choice no matter if your friends or family try to help you if the person dont want to help themself they aint gonna get out of that rut cause they love it
Why would you cut it off in the middle of Artie telling a story?
Because he's a Heroin addict
Bxnkroll what does that have to do with a story
Because people are spiteful and rotten
He was about to say how blood was flowing out of his nose all over the place in the restaurant.....
Because he's a fucking idiot. And he didnt put a date for the episode
Someone needs to make Arties life into a movie or make a Masterpiece Theater with his story telling. Artie's nose has been thru so much.
Beer league
Damn bro, you fuckin blue balled the rest of that story. Shit man, buzzkill.
this is amazing
Howard: Whadya wirte?
Artie: I have a gun
[laughter]
LMAO...Arite was the best. The Artie/Sal/Richard years are my fav...F-Jackie, F-Stuttering John, F-KC....Artie foreva' Firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrree!
i think this is by far the best artie lange storys
0:56 LMFAO!!!
I can't imagine the stories we are missing out in the 1+ years Artie has been off the show!
This comment has aged well lol
@@Daholy1727 hahahaha right
Dude my favorite is the Prader Willi event story!
hahahahahaha artie actually makes jackie marlowe sound like a choir boy. man this is comedy!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Story
craziest story ever told
Symbionese liberation army, lol! Artie's TRUE stories are the best fodder for HS.
and the woman looks up at me to ask a question, and she just starts screaming
I think we've all had that friend...crazy MFR
My god I can't stop laughing
Artie has the funniest true life stories i've ever heard... the show is not the same without him...
Funny shit !
ARTIE HAS THE FUNNIEST LIFE STORY. I must read his book
10 YEAR OLD VIDEO.
CRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
If he had gone to jail for that we probably never would of heard of Artie Lange
jesus! lmao!
@viciousbill My favs are the Pig Story and the Ash Wednesday one...but thats more because howard almost died laughing
does somebody have a link to the whole segment ?
cant wait to see the Artie Lange Movie
lmao starting a fight in Burger King
@viciousbill that's cool, but why do I sometimes see 20 minute videos on here? how's that work with the limit?
Any link to the news article?
Damn I really hope I run into Artie during one of these occasions. We live in the same area. But I’ve never seen him. Id love to meet Artie.
@BirthofCharlie the end of that story is that his nose started bleeding on the table or on the lady..
Where can we get the full mexican restaurant story??
I have a gun lmao!!
"They stitched up my nose and stuff."
Well kinda.........
When the Stern show was Good
Unlike PC Howard these days
RIP ARTIE
but i haven't been arrested in like eight years !
haahahahahah lol
Artie's stories were good but you can't beat ripping on Jackie!
Nah
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Whopper with cheese
Eatontown or Ledgewood White Castle bc I know it ain't no Cherry Hill lol
Artie Lange is from North Jersey. Wouldn't have been Cherry Hill.
exactly@@DavidAdarmases12
I know a guy in upper peninsula of michigan who did that in the 70s for couple hundred dollars not sure if he made it out of the bank but he served 20 years and was white but pretty sure he was serious and wasn't a joke
Pretended? He was probably crashing from yay and really tried to rob a bank! Pretty fucked up shit!
We now know Artie lied about most of his stories. Any idea if this was a fake story too?
Says who? Where did you hear these were lies? From Artie I don’t doubt much of this haha
It's absolutely true
@@DavidAdarmases12 Prove it.
@@redcomic619 Google it bro. You can find the article from when it happened.
The story does not make any sense. Artie is with his girlfriend and then decides to "flirt" with another woman by threatening violence. Notice how when the cops showed up everybody immediately suspected Artie. Maybe if the authorities had taken this seriously Artie wouldn't have become such a degenerate.
I love Artie Lange but if he was a minority he would've gotten 20 years in jail easy
David Freeman “I love Artie Lange but the American justice system is fucked”
Um......okay. Not sure what that has to do with Howard Stern or Artie Lange, but whatever.
Guess you didn't listen
liar
It's a totally true story
Howard hired Artie because he desperately needed people to feel superior to and make fun of.
Such a bs story
Not it's not
Bs story...like all the rest
No, totally true.
I can't wait to hear obamas story ... you know the 1 that we will here 20 years from now ... he can write a book called : one that flew over the coo coos nest ... or how I suckered america into thinking I was actually an american citizen ...
fattony123082 I bet you loved the last election, I saw you on several videos. 😂😂😂
He was born in Hawaii. That's how he had proven he was an American citizen.