There's an alternate universe where Artie walked out of the show this day, decided enough was enough, got completely sober, joined a church, attended AA, married Dana, had four kids, spent a huge amount of time crafting an hour of material that took his comedy to a new level, got a Netflix special, toured with Norm for a few years and is now retired with Dana, grandkids and being still on the Stern show once a week. Shame.
the small cluster of years when artie became the full time side kick and before they went to satellite are so underrated. every day seemed really loose and fun. fresh new energy from artie when we could all laugh at his drunk overeating antics before it completely consumed him. before there was this kinda added pressure to perform a crazy outrageous show for a paying audience on sirius. everything just clicking. i miss it.
This is the show i miss before Howard turned full PC It annoys me how he won’t bring Artie back on 9 years of great radio from artie completely forgotten about
This was the time that Artie took John, and some others on the road doing comedy. John would only do like a lame 5 minute act, and expected most of the money. This was when John got it in his thick skull that he was a "comedian".
@@Rotary_Phone he still to this day says “I’m a headliner, I killed!!” And what I’ve seen of his act is just horrific. The last video was somewhere in Florida, 3 people in the audience and he drank about 5 beers in the 20 minutes he did. Just atrocious. The dabbler.
This is one of the best old clips I’ve ever heard. Artie was a lotta fun as a fan to hear. The Artie days were one of the great periods of Howard’s evolution. Artie and John here were about the closest to Sal and Richard. Sad what has become of Artie.
Yeah he was very charismatic at this time, seemed genuinely happy. I don’t know if the show went to his head or if the drugs changed him later on but I guess he made his dream happen he wanted to be on the Stern show. He should have lightened up on his touring but I guess when you’re offered a million dollars to do an act you can do in your sleep it’s hard to turn it down
slapshot01j Yeah he was addicted to heroin and had all his personal issues because Howie was so stingy paying him a million a year to do a dream job. He never even came close to making that type of money before even with the Norm Show. It wasn’t about money. You obviously missed my point
What about John?2 Strokes an alcoholic and if possible even a bigger Low Life.And after the Amazing sell your soul to the devil luck he had to give half his cash away to his wife.His future earnings are limited.The Once Lucky Loser
I've known plenty of guys just like John, who never have any cash on them and always try to excuse it by saying they forgot to go to the ATM. They always say they're going to pay you later, but never do, and you feel like a heel asking them for your money back. They know exactly what they're doing.
John remains a shameless mooch to this day. He's never not thinking about a way to get something out of somebody; be it money, favours or just personal validation.
Hey John sorry to call but you have that $100 I lent you last week???? John- you rotten aids asshole Don’t you remember the time I called triple A for you back in high school when we broke down In your car
Artie ever accepted that he was so talented, he couldnt stay sober on stage ; its saddening looking back. Artie could have been great for years maybe with a netflix special, married to Dana and a couple of kids. But he threw everything away
anyone can get a Netflix special nowadays. some terrible comedians. but I get what you are saying. he ruined his career and his life and it's sad. but he's an addict and he needs help but he has to want it and I don't think he has it in him unfortunately
Im torn..I think that Jackie and artie just added flavor..for me the best years were like 2001 to 2007..so the end of Jackie, and artie before he was sloppy and angry in his last two years. I also loved stuttering John and KC's contributions too, alot of which also feel in this era..regardless though, the show is pretty bad nowadays..I still listen but skip a lot of interviews...and the PC'ness of the show is pretty bad.. But howard's 65 and it is what it is I guess
@altruistic angel lol jackie and billy west were better than artie... says old women and mentally challenged males who laugh at the "jokemans" horrible "jokes"
@altruistic angel Yea sure, If you polled most weirdo nostalgic "I've been listening to stern since day one and any era after the 80's and early 90's is shit" but as far as the "jackie vs artie" years are you kidding me? Around the time artie joined those were the golden years, and the show grew EXPONENTIALLY because of it, and I wonder how the stern show has been doing since artie's departure? Yea, it's been pretty horrible. The stern show is now insanely pedestrian and boring
This is my favorite Stern clip of all time. It always makes me laugh. It contains everything I love about the show in one clip. Sitting around rapping turns into John snitching on Artie, Artie's insane meal list, criticizing and destroying Stuttering John, lots of laughter, Artie's voice going super-high while recounting their horrible lifestyles, the lockup of John's face when he says "RUSS MENEVE"... I love the Jokeman and Billy too but these years are when I was 22 and listened every morning when I woke up to go to work. I haven't listened to the show live for about ten years but these fucking maniacs tearing each other apart is the greatest source of entertainment ever created.
Yeah, I totally get that man. For me, being older than you, I remember being on a Lunch break, in about 1995, sitting in the parking lot of Tower Records laughing like a mental patient in my car with tears rolling down my face when Gilbert, Jackie and Howard were all busting on Ratso's new houses he bought on the water LOL
what a great show! artie really helped get the feel get across of the situation in life you try to avoid but cant and just how evil those moments can really encompass!
The Funny Bone in Columbus OH is such a great club! I grew up not far from that area of town and its cool to see really great comedy across the walkway from a Lego store lol
This is so funny because I've worked at steak n shake for over 2 years now. The food really is delicious. It's kinda cool because our breakfast tortillas do come from Mexico and our fries/onion rings come from Canada. Our chili is plain (to adhere to the older folks) but its really good. And our pressed patties are the best, the seasoning is spot on.
@@edgein1830 well since I didn't get that raise I had to work "over" to make extra money. I didn't realize anyone else knew that but it's pretty awesome you cared enough to ask. Thank you mr nails.
Howie is a 13 year old girl. Worried about his weight, loves American Idol, and is a judgmental catty bitch. For a 90 year old man, he acts like a tween girl.
The most annoying is Robin, there trying to laugh and joke about a hilarious story and she cuts them off to tell a decent story but wait till the next one is done
@@charlesgring8560 This is why I dig Stern. Created an empire by making sure people hate him. Now he's flipped the script and people who used to hate him like him, and vice versa. Z puppetmaster hasn't stopped. I'll continue my reading of grown men trying to decide who's the most annoying person on an old radio bit, LOL.
@@matthewc3998 puppetmaster? No, he's just a bandwagon jumper who has zero integrity. He is now what he always railed against. He's always been the world's biggest yenta but now he's added to it by becoming one of the biggest hypocrites ever on top of it.
Robin says in a haughty indignant tone that she has “never heard of dunking grilled cheese”. So, she never dunked a grilled cheese in tomato soup? Dunking grilled cheese in chili sound great. Robin is such a fraud.
Artie’s waste is a 36” ?!?! Sometimes a 34” ??!!??!!?? BULL...SHIT. HOW DELISIONAL. I love the guy though. His departure was the death knell for the show.
I was a chubby kid and it is not that hard to stay thin. I'm in my 40s. Drink lots of water, work out every other day for 20 minutes, light work out. Stay away from cookies and cake, cigs, and you'll be fine. Not that hard.
Pretty amazing, in hindsight, that then-34-yr-old Artie kept his schedule going for 9 years (12, counting the MadTV California era) snorting + guzzling like he did -- other victims, like Joplin or Morrison, folded up two decades earlier. Even Belushi only made it into his thirties.
Yea Arties playing softball in the park after work and running miles on a treadmill. It’s strange hearing these lies later in life when you have common sense.
Wow what a weird, angry, misplaced comment that has nothing to do with this video/topic.... thanks for letting us all know that you're a psychopathic goober though I guess?
I still enjoy listening daily except for when they have gross High Pitch Eric on. I don't wish anyone death but of all the wack packers that have died...why did it have to be the better Eric.
Right after this, John goes into his story about the maggots in his orange juice. Lmao! I'm still a Howard fan...but damn, I miss the show from this era.
Does anyone noticed that Howard started laughing in the same high pitch laugh as Artie does when he laughed along with him. Have you ever heard him laugh like this since Artie left?
John is so jealous that Artie is sitting in Jackie's chair,he can't wait to tell Howard everything Artie ate so Howard can lay into him. Steak and Shake is awesome by the way.
Howard is completely out of his depth here. Two guys talking about getting drunk and eating fast food on the road while he whines about calories and not wanting to stay out late for a comedy show. Listening to him trying to relate to Artie's lifestyle is pathetic.
LMFAO Steak n Shake never sold actual steaks, it's just steak meat burgers, the best drive-through chain that exist only because they actually cook the meat to order and it's not frozen
2:45"Then a bowl of chili...with Saltines, then an order of Onion-rings, ya know, the-the-the 'fried Onion-rings' , then an order of French fries...THEN a large chocolate shake with whipped cream and a cherry on top" 😆😂😆😂😆😂
John would be the BEST snitch to send with a celebrity to keep from doing drugs. He’s so obsessed with what you are doing and comparing himself, he would tell Howard in a second if Artie made a sketchy call
He basically murdered John on the AA podcast with Anthony Cumia a while ago. I’ve never seen anyone roasted so horribly. John was basically throwing him buckets of kerosene as “comebacks”
Howard used Artie up and we all laughed at his downfall. Ended with Artie sticking a knife in his gut multiple times. Artie moved his own chess pieces, but with millions behind him cheering. We're all responsible.
There's an alternate universe where Artie walked out of the show this day, decided enough was enough, got completely sober, joined a church, attended AA, married Dana, had four kids, spent a huge amount of time crafting an hour of material that took his comedy to a new level, got a Netflix special, toured with Norm for a few years and is now retired with Dana, grandkids and being still on the Stern show once a week. Shame.
😢
Waaah
The guy was never even that funny ... He was a Baluchi look alike who laughed more at his own jokes then the audience
@@ToxicAvengerCleanYourMind Belushi
@ToxicAvengerNukeEmAll nah he was funny on show. Wasn't fan of standup
the small cluster of years when artie became the full time side kick and before they went to satellite are so underrated. every day seemed really loose and fun. fresh new energy from artie when we could all laugh at his drunk overeating antics before it completely consumed him. before there was this kinda added pressure to perform a crazy outrageous show for a paying audience on sirius. everything just clicking. i miss it.
late terrestrial era was my fav stern era.
I watched that era of stern on E! Religiously..super fun and entertaining show
the best time was when artie, john, and kc were all still there
@@kerpal321 Yeah, the late 90's to early 00's of the Stern show were magic.
This is the show i miss before Howard turned full PC
It annoys me how he won’t bring Artie back on
9 years of great radio from artie completely forgotten about
I can listen to Artie tell stories and rip on Stuttering John all day lol. Thanks for the upload.
This was the time that Artie took John, and some others on the road doing comedy. John would only do like a lame 5 minute act, and expected most of the money. This was when John got it in his thick skull that he was a "comedian".
@@Rotary_Phone he still to this day says “I’m a headliner, I killed!!” And what I’ve seen of his act is just horrific. The last video was somewhere in Florida, 3 people in the audience and he drank about 5 beers in the 20 minutes he did. Just atrocious. The dabbler.
@@tobysgamingworld1550 "You're trashing my CHILDREN!!!"
“I was very hungry.” -Artie Lange
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda"
-Arthur lange
Big smoke
I'd like a steak, and I'd like a shake.
00:15:06
This is one of the best old clips I’ve ever heard. Artie was a lotta fun as a fan to hear. The Artie days were one of the great periods of Howard’s evolution. Artie and John here were about the closest to Sal and Richard. Sad what has become of Artie.
aaron wimmer yes you are right , I also loved the early Sirius years .
Yeah he was very charismatic at this time, seemed genuinely happy. I don’t know if the show went to his head or if the drugs changed him later on but I guess he made his dream happen he wanted to be on the Stern show. He should have lightened up on his touring but I guess when you’re offered a million dollars to do an act you can do in your sleep it’s hard to turn it down
slapshot01j Dude he made 900 grand a year working for Stern plus his gigs he was making millions every year. Money wasn’t a problem with Artie at all.
slapshot01j Yeah he was addicted to heroin and had all his personal issues because Howie was so stingy paying him a million a year to do a dream job. He never even came close to making that type of money before even with the Norm Show. It wasn’t about money. You obviously missed my point
What about John?2 Strokes an alcoholic and if possible even a bigger Low Life.And after the Amazing sell your soul to the devil luck he had to give half his cash away to his wife.His future earnings are limited.The Once Lucky Loser
“I had to go into the bathroom and boil my face!” 😂😂😂 Gets me everytime
I've known plenty of guys just like John, who never have any cash on them and always try to excuse it by saying they forgot to go to the ATM. They always say they're going to pay you later, but never do, and you feel like a heel asking them for your money back. They know exactly what they're doing.
John remains a shameless mooch to this day. He's never not thinking about a way to get something out of somebody; be it money, favours or just personal validation.
Yeah they are called scumbags
Hey John sorry to call but you have that $100 I lent you last week????
John- you rotten aids asshole
Don’t you remember the time I called triple A for you back in high school when we broke down
In your car
The funniest part of this whole bit is Stuttering John being on stage doing COMEDY LOL
No doubt he's still doing most of those same jokes 20 years later.
His whole act consisted of "Baba Booey has to carry his teeth in a wheelbarrow, Arties father fell off a roof..."
He dabbles in comedy
Artie ever accepted that he was so talented, he couldnt stay sober on stage ; its saddening looking back. Artie could have been great for years maybe with a netflix special, married to Dana and a couple of kids. But he threw everything away
you said it all, and you said it right
anyone can get a Netflix special nowadays. some terrible comedians. but I get what you are saying. he ruined his career and his life and it's sad. but he's an addict and he needs help but he has to want it and I don't think he has it in him unfortunately
Heroin destroys the mind. It’s devastating. Artie knows he ruined it. It was just too fast. Honestly no one around that said no.
He did say on the show it was gonna end horribly.And it did,for him at least.
My first thought after finishing Crash and Burn was what an asshole.
21:22. Arties John impression for one min. So much funnier than Fred's ever. Had me rolling. 🤣🤣
artie mimicked johns voice, fred mimicked johns stutter. both are good.
That was funny! Fred's is legendary
No one ever said Fred is funny...
Robin's never heard of dunking grilled cheese? Which Robin? The Robin from 1995 looked like she new everything about grilled cheese.
Knew*
People I think are actually really really really stupid
I'm curious I didn't graduate high school but saying " new" lol makes me lmao thx
@@notrend_ lol get your GED you lazy bitch. That is pathetic. Thank you for the laugh
I miss the old shows. The Artie era was truly the greatest era in Howard’s career.
not even close bud
Im torn..I think that Jackie and artie just added flavor..for me the best years were like 2001 to 2007..so the end of Jackie, and artie before he was sloppy and angry in his last two years. I also loved stuttering John and KC's contributions too, alot of which also feel in this era..regardless though, the show is pretty bad nowadays..I still listen but skip a lot of interviews...and the PC'ness of the show is pretty bad.. But howard's 65 and it is what it is I guess
Champa everything u said was pretty much spot on
@altruistic angel lol jackie and billy west were better than artie... says old women and mentally challenged males who laugh at the "jokemans" horrible "jokes"
@altruistic angel Yea sure, If you polled most weirdo nostalgic "I've been listening to stern since day one and any era after the 80's and early 90's is shit" but as far as the "jackie vs artie" years are you kidding me? Around the time artie joined those were the golden years, and the show grew EXPONENTIALLY because of it, and I wonder how the stern show has been doing since artie's departure? Yea, it's been pretty horrible. The stern show is now insanely pedestrian and boring
This is my favorite Stern clip of all time. It always makes me laugh. It contains everything I love about the show in one clip. Sitting around rapping turns into John snitching on Artie, Artie's insane meal list, criticizing and destroying Stuttering John, lots of laughter, Artie's voice going super-high while recounting their horrible lifestyles, the lockup of John's face when he says "RUSS MENEVE"... I love the Jokeman and Billy too but these years are when I was 22 and listened every morning when I woke up to go to work. I haven't listened to the show live for about ten years but these fucking maniacs tearing each other apart is the greatest source of entertainment ever created.
Steve Anderson I feel ya bro. I was 34 and people I love were still alive. Late 2001 to around 2009 were some of the best years of the show. Stellar
Yeah, I totally get that man. For me, being older than you, I remember being on a Lunch break, in about 1995, sitting in the parking lot of Tower Records laughing like a mental patient in my car with tears rolling down my face when Gilbert, Jackie and Howard were all busting on Ratso's new houses he bought on the water LOL
This is definitely a top 5 clip for me as well
It’s cleaned up crap now
How is Artie still alive today?
This is my favorite clip ever with John and artie
Artie consumes more food in a year than the entire population of Ethiopia.
snorts heroin faster than columbia can make it
+peralez2383 columbia=coke
Ethiopia has 99 million people you idiot.
Hilarious (sarcastic tone)
When Artie wasn’t allowed back, the show has died a slow death every since. Miss Arthur!!
@Alex Dee hes listening 2 an old clip u fucking idiot, when the show was gold, tell ur mom i'll be back to buttfuck her this friday faggot
Almost ten years since he left, the show should be put out of it's misery; un-listenable.
Best is when Artie starts to talk about how cheap John is 21:12
what a great show! artie really helped get the feel get across of the situation in life you try to avoid but cant and just how evil those moments can really encompass!
This is when Artie was gold.
The Funny Bone in Columbus OH is such a great club! I grew up not far from that area of town and its cool to see really great comedy across the walkway from a Lego store lol
"He fell asleep in two seconds and his hair was in my FOOD"
That has been making me laugh out loud for over a decade.
John hung onto Jackie beause he paid his way and when he left then Artie filled his shoes paying the lunches and dinners and taxi cabs.
Artie was so great on the show.
This is so funny because I've worked at steak n shake for over 2 years now. The food really is delicious. It's kinda cool because our breakfast tortillas do come from Mexico and our fries/onion rings come from Canada. Our chili is plain (to adhere to the older folks) but its really good. And our pressed patties are the best, the seasoning is spot on.
@brad hoke lol, it's just a job but I thought it was crazy how they were talking about where I work.
Steak n shake is delicious.Bet u enjoy the free food huh?
@@osorissalgado3831 haha that is very true sir.
@@edgein1830 well since I didn't get that raise I had to work "over" to make extra money. I didn't realize anyone else knew that but it's pretty awesome you cared enough to ask. Thank you mr nails.
Steak & Shake food is delicious???? LMFAO are you kidding me? Their food was great when they 1st started 20 odd years ago. Now it's almost inedible
Thank you for this upload
Artie destroyed Stuttering John 😂🤩
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Tequilerrr Jessicerrr Parkerrr
Pamelar Anderson and Daner.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrruss Meneeve
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Is that like introducing ( Jay Leno Show ) - "Pameler Anderson" ? LOL
The most boring person on this clip is Howard
What? You didn't like the part where he talked about putting string beans in the chilly because he thought the sauce had too many calories?
Howie is a 13 year old girl. Worried about his weight, loves American Idol, and is a judgmental catty bitch. For a 90 year old man, he acts like a tween girl.
The most annoying is Robin, there trying to laugh and joke about a hilarious story and she cuts them off to tell a decent story but wait till the next one is done
@@charlesgring8560 This is why I dig Stern. Created an empire by making sure people hate him. Now he's flipped the script and people who used to hate him like him, and vice versa. Z puppetmaster hasn't stopped.
I'll continue my reading of grown men trying to decide who's the most annoying person on an old radio bit, LOL.
@@matthewc3998 puppetmaster? No, he's just a bandwagon jumper who has zero integrity. He is now what he always railed against. He's always been the world's biggest yenta but now he's added to it by becoming one of the biggest hypocrites ever on top of it.
Wow fast fwrd now 20 years and Jon and Artie are on cumia podcast taking about this exact moment while Artie and cumia bash stuttering Jon is amazing
Robin says in a haughty indignant tone that she has “never heard of dunking grilled cheese”. So, she never dunked a grilled cheese in tomato soup? Dunking grilled cheese in chili sound great. Robin is such a fraud.
Ik !! That's making me hungry
She was just making the point that it was gluttonous eating and exaggerated her reaction for comic effect.
Brendan Sheehy nah, she is a fraud.
Only thing she ever dunked was a salami in herself
Man, what would Howard be today if Art and John were still around. The great old days.
Artie’s waste is a 36” ?!?! Sometimes a 34” ??!!??!!?? BULL...SHIT. HOW DELISIONAL. I love the guy though. His departure was the death knell for the show.
Way to bring it down Robin....Jesus.
Grilled cheese and chili is the 9th wonder of the world 🌎 deeelicuous!
I was a chubby kid and it is not that hard to stay thin. I'm in my 40s. Drink lots of water, work out every other day for 20 minutes, light work out. Stay away from cookies and cake, cigs, and you'll be fine. Not that hard.
Pretty amazing, in hindsight, that then-34-yr-old Artie kept his schedule going for 9 years (12, counting the MadTV California era) snorting + guzzling like he did -- other victims, like Joplin or Morrison, folded up two decades earlier. Even Belushi only made it into his thirties.
The end was amazing!! Whoever said Artie wasn't funny is fucking crazy
Yea Arties playing softball in the park after work and running miles on a treadmill. It’s strange hearing these lies later in life when you have common sense.
“I’m eyeing artie’s chili, hoping he’s not gonna eat it”
John’s insufferable mooching knows no limits
18:14 had me dying laughing! This is why I love this show
I just went back 3 times for that! HAHAHA!!
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Rus MinEve!!
Omg lmao
Steak n shake fucking rocks ...ive had em 20 years ago
Do you think Artie listens to this stuff? I just listened to one of his books talking about how he ended at the stern show and it’s so sad.
Dam it's been that long. Miss you big guy.... RIP ARTIE
RIP??
He aint dead dude
Yeah Artie is not dead
“I really think she’s the bomb”😂😂
Grilled cheese and Mrs Gracie’s soup with saltines is the way to go and much healthier than chili. At least that’s what I tell myself every night.
Howard is so femme. He interrupts guys talking about food so he can say how funny Sarah Silverman is....Sooooo gay
forget about "if bubbles could talk" more like "if Ralphs asshole could talk"
He said ‘she is the bomb’ 😂
Its funny when artie gets Howard laughing so hard and those two cant stop.
Howard is SO obsessed with food & bowel movements. xoxo The Clarences
THE CLARENCES I’ve seen you comment on many Howard videos.
@@John-iy5xt Yep! Watch ALOT of Stern videos!!! xoxo The Clarences
13:00 into this is when Howard started his long decline....Sarah Silverman will never be “the bomb”!
No one cares, Elliot Rodger
Dana truly dodged a bullet.
Wow what a weird, angry, misplaced comment that has nothing to do with this video/topic.... thanks for letting us all know that you're a psychopathic goober though I guess?
@Bobby Dockery Neither was Hitler
She could have divorced him while he still had money.
So did Artie tbh
I miss this show, it died long ago.
I still enjoy listening daily except for when they have gross High Pitch Eric on. I don't wish anyone death but of all the wack packers that have died...why did it have to be the better Eric.
Richard Rico So you like Stern’s pc nonsense and talk about Beth’s rescue cats but can’t handle an old wack packer rom his golden era? Ok.
no shit
@@drummer78 You sound like a dumb ass
Chris O You like pc Stern?
Right after this, John goes into his story about the maggots in his orange juice. Lmao! I'm still a Howard fan...but damn, I miss the show from this era.
Does anyone noticed that Howard started laughing in the same high pitch laugh as Artie does when he laughed along with him. Have you ever heard him laugh like this since Artie left?
scumgod13 No , he hasn't laughed like that since!
What do you expect? Shuli’s the only “comedian” left on the show.
Yeah, he used to do that with billy and Gilbert all the time. It’s hard to fake.
Yeah when sal dressed up as Santa and had beetle on his lap
Stalkers?
Steak & Shake fries were so good as a kid
John doing whippits in public at age 37 is hilarious. Also three cans? He's lucky he didn't kill himself
This Era was the best. Followed by the jackie/Billy west Era.
Just the opposite Matt...
14:25 ole wiggy must have thought all the cool kids are saying " biker dude" since he needed to say it himself after hearing artie say it..
Howard can be so fem
He's a female.
This part use to on video on UA-cam. It was so funny,John's face froze up for 5 seconds. So funny. 18:13
This is hilarious. Never heard this clip before. When Artie starts ripping on John 😂😂😂
I love when Howard talks about his strict eating disorder. “I had to add string beans to my turkey chili.”
Ok howard we get It
( Walter Hudson) you said it like five times !!!!
Whenever he hears a name or something new he just uses it over and over
I can't stomach hearing John..I miss Artie ,and I want to hear this but John ruin s it
per my quick google searches, Artie consumed 3,120 calories.
and 552 calories of tequila
Steak n Shake is good for real
Tequiler
Robin said Artie will have a marriage, kids, chores, a house, not even close. I miss these days. Stuttering John and Artie telling their stories.
John is so jealous that Artie is sitting in Jackie's chair,he can't wait to tell Howard everything Artie ate so Howard can lay into him. Steak and Shake is awesome by the way.
Ooooooohhhhh Ottie 😞
This is pre heroin Artie. Great stuff.
YEP!
He was dabbling On the H . But it was more blow than anything . The 💊 were there as well
John is so bitter that he didn't get Jackie's job. In his mind he is funnier than Jackie and Artie, which is objectively wrong.
Howard is completely out of his depth here. Two guys talking about getting drunk and eating fast food on the road while he whines about calories and not wanting to stay out late for a comedy show. Listening to him trying to relate to Artie's lifestyle is pathetic.
Why does Howard always interrupt during a conversation?
Because its not about him. He really is a deplorable human being.
LMFAO Steak n Shake never sold actual steaks, it's just steak meat burgers, the best drive-through chain that exist only because they actually cook the meat to order and it's not frozen
The hell is Artie talking about when he mentioned Steak N' Shake? They never served actual steaks. Just a burger place.
Now Stuttering John is Biggest laughingstock of the Internet
Howard's so hard to listen to when talking about what he eats whaaaa I don't wanna get fat.
2:45"Then a bowl of chili...with Saltines, then an order of Onion-rings, ya know, the-the-the 'fried Onion-rings' , then an order of French fries...THEN a large chocolate shake with whipped cream and a cherry on top" 😆😂😆😂😆😂
He was wise to get that chocolate shake...those are the best things Steak n Shake has to offer.
Fafa Floley can’t help interrupting every discussion
Absolutely hilarious!
Steak and Shake isn’t greasy but it does make you take a giant shit shortly thereafter. I probably have it once every six months.
Sarah Silverman isn’t and has never been funny.
I can't help but think Artie would have been better w/o Howard....but not the other way around.
Yes, Artie unemployed is better.
Artie sacrificed his body for the love of the show. Well done sir.
I love those adult male laughs in the background. Who dat?
love artie
Howard tells Artie he doesn't know why he's not fatter. Just wait a few years lol
Best story is @22:18 die laughing every time I listen to this 😂
“Shots of tequiler”
Present day John pretending he's in Mensa could be a funny bit if he wasn't trying to convince himself, and everyone else, that it was true.
John would be the BEST snitch to send with a celebrity to keep from doing drugs. He’s so obsessed with what you are doing and comparing himself, he would tell Howard in a second if Artie made a sketchy call
Scranton getting a plug haha
U mean Columbus lol
Artie is so fucking funny even when not meaning to listen to that fucking order id love to drink with him
He basically murdered John on the AA podcast with Anthony Cumia a while ago. I’ve never seen anyone roasted so horribly. John was basically throwing him buckets of kerosene as “comebacks”
Howard used Artie up and we all laughed at his downfall. Ended with Artie sticking a knife in his gut multiple times.
Artie moved his own chess pieces, but with millions behind him cheering.
We're all responsible.
Yeah, no. That's not how personal responsibility works.
Dude, are you for real?? You're that person that blames everything else for anyone's individual responsibility....grow the fu#k up!
I miss fred goofing on stuttering john
I don't think , John ever payed artie bk