Howard Stern - Artie Lange's Cable Bill

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  • Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
  • Howard Stern - Artie Lange's Cable Bill

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  • @bobby_D
    @bobby_D 5 років тому +58

    Artie had a great run on the show and he was awesome.

    • @Noname-qx1nt
      @Noname-qx1nt 4 роки тому +11

      The show has never recovered

    • @pennilessjester211
      @pennilessjester211 4 роки тому +5

      Matthew Charms exactly right I stopped listening not long after he left and I’d been a fan since the Jackie and Billy days

    • @jdorantes47
      @jdorantes47 4 роки тому +2

      Matthew Charms NEVER

  • @rabidrabbitshuggers
    @rabidrabbitshuggers 8 років тому +77

    12 hour blocks? 23 hour blocks?
    Thank god the internet came along.

    • @khav11
      @khav11 3 роки тому +2

      the internet came 10 years before this was aired jackass

  • @graignettlesjr.2508
    @graignettlesjr.2508 10 років тому +28

    this is gold

  • @moncorp1
    @moncorp1 8 років тому +23

    Back in the day me and two other guys were on a long term assignment in NY. My company rented us a 3 room apartment. One of the guys rented one of those porns and left it on for over a day straight. We would fly back home for a 3 day weekend every other week. The next time the cable bill came due and we were back in town they called us into the home office and we had to sit in front of the president and bookkeeper as we explained our $250 dollar porn bill as well as the other 5 grand in 'expenses' we claimed for the month. We had all gone to Atlantic City once and lost 5 grand between the 3 of us, so we started 'Operation Recovery.' We would go around NYC and round up receipts from all sorts of businesses. We'd ask them to make fake ones for us, we'd ask people for their receipts, we'd find them on the ground, etc. We didn't get out of the porn bill, but they bought our b.s. for the receipts and reimbursed us for all of them. Some of them had tire marks on them and everything. Good times.

    • @moncorp1
      @moncorp1 8 років тому +2

      Opeth Jay ~ negative. Everything said was true and then some. Just didn't want to keep typing.

    • @MachoBurr1to
      @MachoBurr1to 8 років тому +6

      Greatest fake comment I ever jerked off to

    • @moncorp1
      @moncorp1 8 років тому +2

      Zack Pantos ~ you love yourself long time

  • @BingalingDaDream
    @BingalingDaDream 11 років тому +9

    one of the funniest bits ever.

  • @justinsmith275
    @justinsmith275 8 років тому +16

    haha I love Artie... especially the early years.

  • @konradfitzgerald
    @konradfitzgerald 5 років тому +12

    Arties going to do what Arties going to do.

  • @whiskerstars
    @whiskerstars 3 роки тому +1

    Somehow watching this on may 13th... which also happens to be my birthday, lol.

  • @spencerkindra8822
    @spencerkindra8822 3 роки тому +2

    I’ve listened to clips of the show from the late 80s and this conversation is somehow more dated than those haha.

  • @lafondawilliams
    @lafondawilliams 4 роки тому +2

    damn this show was the "friends" of the radio

  • @franriding6473
    @franriding6473 5 років тому +7

    Artie blurred the lines between performance and real life

  • @thraxman
    @thraxman 12 років тому +3

    Epic hilarity, classic clip, thanks for uploading this...

  • @cedricnora4481
    @cedricnora4481 2 роки тому

    I had to pause to regroup after the first 1:30, so many questions and branches of the story 😂😂

  • @eraseyourhate7759
    @eraseyourhate7759 5 років тому +7

    I was getting a lil worried nobody was going to tell Robin how he did that.

  • @d2xvlle87
    @d2xvlle87 12 років тому +7

    Purchasing cable porn is a lot like having a subscription to Mr. Skin.

  • @maxheadroom1207
    @maxheadroom1207 7 років тому +14

    I go to bed at noine

  • @Adventurestud
    @Adventurestud 12 років тому +1

    Artie needs the internet.

  • @ryanbates362
    @ryanbates362 7 років тому +4

    Jeff Bloom was great in The Fly.

  • @simonorwell
    @simonorwell 5 років тому +3

    haha Robyn is funny here --- "oh so here ordered it on a Sunday... the day of our Lord" haha

    • @cleokelly3892
      @cleokelly3892 23 дні тому

      “Are you in such a frenzy, you can’t read the screen?” L😂

  • @greenday8616
    @greenday8616 4 роки тому

    He’s right sometimes playboy is like a talk show, very difficult to jo to... kind of like when nick Manning is screaming in the background

  • @heywoodjosh
    @heywoodjosh 12 років тому +17

    how did howard get his bill lol

    • @thatlsk
      @thatlsk 3 роки тому

      Probably some fan.

  • @Plandisable
    @Plandisable 5 років тому +4

    Coke is a hell of a drug. Also, did the internet not exist at this time?

    • @williamwinn948
      @williamwinn948 5 років тому +2

      It was, but trying to watch porn on a Dial up modem or download it off napster sucked.

    • @tylerdurden4392
      @tylerdurden4392 5 років тому

      @@williamwinn948 Limewire was where it's at :P

  • @RubenRyb66
    @RubenRyb66 4 роки тому +3

    But how did they get arties cable bill?

  • @spok9180
    @spok9180 2 роки тому

    This is a og video 12yrs old , UA-cam before Disney bought it

  • @EricTheAcktor
    @EricTheAcktor 12 років тому

    I think Spice has Spice Platinum or something, which is hardcore and not softcore. I don't know if they had that in 2001 though.

  • @corycarpenter4218
    @corycarpenter4218 4 роки тому +1

    They obviously charged after the 12 hour block. He ordered it Sunday at 7pm, he needed another one after work Monday at 4pm which he didn't like and then got another 12 hour block lol piggggg

  • @TourettesOrc
    @TourettesOrc 5 років тому +4

    He was smoking heavy rock. Only someone smoking rock is ordering porn at 7 am. No wonder he switched to heroin

    • @markketteman6140
      @markketteman6140 5 років тому +1

      Smoking rock, or possibly crystal. But yea, only someone on uppers is ordering 7am 23-hour block porn

    • @chocolatewheelchair
      @chocolatewheelchair 5 років тому

      Morning porn is okay

    • @jesscooney8443
      @jesscooney8443 5 років тому

      Brian P lol same but also I never bought porn to jack off.. even in 98 I just went online

    • @butchvito
      @butchvito 5 років тому

      @@jesscooney8443 Haha, yeah I don't think I ever paid for porn either. Maybe these were the days before everyone had a laptop and Iphones.

    • @iseeitall5713
      @iseeitall5713 5 місяців тому

      This was before the internet

  • @robertevans1000
    @robertevans1000 12 років тому

    heard this on sirrus last week i almost cryed from laughing so hard the show need ariting back or move the nick and arite show to howard 101

  • @bigtaxdizzle
    @bigtaxdizzle 13 років тому

    Howard had to leave to siruis they keep pushing the button on him and it sucks the way they censored the show. Artie was great i sure do miss him

  • @deathbunny32
    @deathbunny32 14 років тому +2

    he needs some internet

  • @chrislavan7574
    @chrislavan7574 8 років тому +1

    till it went digital n hd

  • @Buckeye2043
    @Buckeye2043 14 років тому +1

    It's called a typo and guess what Robin, I invented it, HOO HOO

    • @June28July
      @June28July 6 років тому

      Opie and Anthony are washed up

    • @petemann
      @petemann 5 років тому

      That comment didn't age well.

  • @lestergreen7740
    @lestergreen7740 11 років тому +4

    Yeah, you can get porn on your computer for free, but keep in mind that Artie doesn't know how to use a computer (also, I think I hear stuttering john in this clip, which makes it pre-2004, so Artie's technology comprehension level is around 1982).

    • @geebee380
      @geebee380 3 роки тому +1

      I deduced it to 2002. May 13th was on a Monday 2002 lol

  • @elmer55
    @elmer55 13 років тому

    Your man has the same routine everyday at the same time.

  • @mrnintendo88
    @mrnintendo88 5 років тому +1

    The dark ages

  • @danielmor4073
    @danielmor4073 4 роки тому +2

    Back when porn was hard to find as a kid

  • @LabTech41
    @LabTech41 13 років тому +2

    and the worst thing is, isn't the Spice channel entirely soft core porn?

  • @Buckeye2043
    @Buckeye2043 15 років тому +2

    agrre with me or your fired robin, hoo hoo

    • @petemann
      @petemann 5 років тому

      How's that O&A show these days?

  • @steven4rmnewyork
    @steven4rmnewyork 13 років тому

    why is artie trying to justify his ordering because of the material on the program? he keeps trying to defer from the actual point which is the fact that the order was made and he watches plain and simple.

  • @japstoryeditor
    @japstoryeditor 15 років тому

    Is that Artie's cable bill or mine?

  • @williamwinn948
    @williamwinn948 5 років тому

    I remember when I was a teenager in the nineties I think it was channel 60 the porn was on?, And Artie was right, you go to rent one it sucks then you have to go find another one real fast tough times.

  • @Tsumami__
    @Tsumami__ 7 років тому +1

    No wonder so many guys are warped and alone

  • @billrusso8250
    @billrusso8250 3 роки тому

    Back when the show was funny.

  • @RaoulDuke77
    @RaoulDuke77 14 років тому

    jesus 7am artie?

  • @DropFloat
    @DropFloat 13 років тому

    @fastdata2008 its kc.....sorry

  • @BohabedOne
    @BohabedOne 12 років тому

    Heron he stopped doing blow.

    • @jumpinjojo
      @jumpinjojo 4 роки тому

      Perry A heron is a bird.

  • @redryan20000
    @redryan20000 12 років тому

    @hiphopguru81 thats kinda sad

  • @chrislavan7574
    @chrislavan7574 8 років тому +1

    i had the chip got everything free

  • @NickRicc7332
    @NickRicc7332 12 років тому

    lol

  • @lucasmccullar6171
    @lucasmccullar6171 5 років тому

    SON WTF IS ASAIN PERSUASION 3 & DICK EM DOWN : THE CHRONICLES ABOUT??!! 😡
    • Mom it was on the discovery channel, and I wanted to discover 🤥 •

  • @JeffTheDudeAbides
    @JeffTheDudeAbides 9 років тому +5

    Back before internet porn my cable box malfunctioned and ordered about 200 dollars worth of the Spice Network programming...

    • @conandoyle1740
      @conandoyle1740 9 років тому +6

      +JeffTheDudeAbides hahahahahaahI once did and my father saw it all
      hot anal action and whatever hahaahahahahahahahah

    • @JeffTheDudeAbides
      @JeffTheDudeAbides 9 років тому +11

      +Ladiesman217 it was a malfunction in the cable box i swear

    • @jrsmith3344
      @jrsmith3344 6 років тому +1

      JeffTheDudeAbides
      I like yer style Dude

  • @simonmadi1177
    @simonmadi1177 3 роки тому

    There's free porn anytime you want on the internet. Why would anyone pay for it?
    Plus the Playboy channel sucks,I had it for a free trial,would never pay for that channel.

  • @jesscooney8443
    @jesscooney8443 5 років тому

    How many times can we say “blahock” in a show.. hmmm
    Such placement

  • @thebrock12
    @thebrock12 5 років тому

    He lies way to much

  • @Jsizzler2
    @Jsizzler2 6 років тому +2

    Robin literally ruins every good time on the show with her cackling, stupid comments, and judgements. Too bad cancer didn't finish her off a few years ago.