this is the great thing about artie - hes lived on the precipice (sp??) of life and i love that millions of people who live a safe life (including me) have nowhere near the amount of amazing experiences - ok hes had drug problems but seriously his stories are fucking mental!
I'd give anything to hear the judge during the arraignment; "Mr. Lange, what you have done is reprehensible. Your reckless actions have broken many laws, upset the peace of this city, and put the lives several people in danger, including your own. However, in light of the fact that you were schedule to do a sketch with Harry Connick Jr., I hereby drop all the charges. "
.... or the judge might say in light of the fact that you are a celebrity I'm going to let you off with a warning if you can get me some tickets for the taping of Regis and Kathie Lee
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FIRE!!!,,, He is in his prime these couple of earlier years
get back in the car! we need you for the Harry Connick bit! ha ha ha ha ha
the most ironic part is, he was making comedy history
this is the great thing about artie - hes lived on the precipice (sp??) of life and i love that millions of people who live a safe life (including me) have nowhere near the amount of amazing experiences - ok hes had drug problems but seriously his stories are fucking mental!
Amal Mavani 11 years later, I can verify you spelled precipice correctly 😂
"you're the rodney king of comedy"
Hard to believe that Artie outlived Brittney Murphy.
And Amy winehouse, but there were probably betting odds on that one
Amy Winehouse was way beyond Artie lol. She was a totally hopeless wreck.
And Norm Macdonald
Bob Saget, Gilbert Gottfried, Louie Anderson. Artie is the Keith Richards of comedy.
It was an insane story, then the guy takes a breathe & goes “Then I bet another 5k on the Lakers” 💀
he really is the belushi of mad tv....lmao
Much funnier than either.
I will never understand why people gamble and boy am I happy I never got into it. Im a cheap skate at heart and even my weed is pricey!
A gambler is confident he is right and willing to take a risk.
RIP ARTIE
This would have been a great video to watch if someone could have filmed it.
Imagine if Artie stayed in Jersey as a longshoreman, probably no drugs and rehab stuff. Wife, kids, good life.
i can't believe he didn't drop that coke in one of those pools, no he leaves it in his pocket
@Dibrini Oh im sorry, didn't know I was writing you an essay professor, but it still doesn't dismiss your benevolence towards Artie Lange.
@jdaking1
Benevolence means "disposition to do good" jdaking1.
@Dibrini sweet jesus, ur right!
If your life is so empty you fight boredom with gambling, you're on the other side of fucked up.
Sounds like you’ve never won a bet
He needs another hobby besides comedy
Chickenshit.
@jdaking1
Always begin your sentences with a capital letter and end them with a period my dear jdaking1.
These story's are painful
I'd give anything to hear the judge during the arraignment; "Mr. Lange, what you have done is reprehensible. Your reckless actions have broken many laws, upset the peace of this city, and put the lives several people in danger, including your own. However, in light of the fact that you were schedule to do a sketch with Harry Connick Jr., I hereby drop all the charges. "
.... or the judge might say in light of the fact that you are a celebrity I'm going to let you off with a warning if you can get me some tickets for the taping of Regis and Kathie Lee
Is he talented, yes. He also had no respect for himself or for money.
How'd the sketch go?
5000 on a game, buy some decent clothes or something.. Shit.
The dude with the sound effects was probably the worst part of the Stern show.
You mean Fred ??! Lol. You’re clearly not a fan