Artie Lange tells Story

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  • Опубліковано 19 лют 2009
  • This is when Artie Lang tells a story when he graduates high school and when he got fired from Mad tv.
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  • @RataStuey
    @RataStuey 3 роки тому +28

    You can hear how much Howard loves Artie. He struck gold

  • @strongarm6973
    @strongarm6973 4 роки тому +20

    Best story teller ever man. So spot on and quick with a funny comment, usually making fun of himself. Always a good sport.

  • @apathy7899
    @apathy7899 5 років тому +37

    This had to be very early when he joined Howard. Artie forever!

    • @ryanjones9498
      @ryanjones9498 4 роки тому

      Howard is such a monster that he chose Artie out of all the other guys cause he had a bunch of fucked up stories.

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 3 роки тому +7

      @@ryanjones9498 he was funny that’s why

    • @ek9996
      @ek9996 2 роки тому +2

      So very funny!

  • @danielheckel
    @danielheckel 13 років тому +55

    The Understatement of the Year
    4:40 Howard: "Didn't you used to be into coke, or something?"

    • @arkjag2991
      @arkjag2991 Рік тому

      ..... That's true.

    • @jcalli66
      @jcalli66 Рік тому

      Hah - so glad he was able to put his drug troubles forever behind him.

    • @fshoaps
      @fshoaps 4 місяці тому

      This was circa 02/03. Artie Lange, at this point, had a lot more to his persona than drug issues. The extent of his issues with drugs up to this point were during the MadTV days.

  • @ApacheScalper
    @ApacheScalper 6 років тому +26

    K rock Artie was the best

  • @Lt.852
    @Lt.852 4 роки тому +7

    The graduation story. I love it! Can't make that sh*t up. Too funny, it's so Artie & company.

    • @Insult2myIntelligence
      @Insult2myIntelligence 10 місяців тому

      Read Arties book. He admitted to making up almost all his stories. I wouldn’t take anything he says at face value

  • @darykinnaman2319
    @darykinnaman2319 5 років тому +8

    Artie for not being famous is really talented.

  • @Bobbychristopher
    @Bobbychristopher 8 місяців тому +2

    legend

  • @warrior1222
    @warrior1222 13 років тому +7

    this is classic

  • @hasbeenbrutal
    @hasbeenbrutal 6 років тому +40

    Can’t believe Artie is still alive in 2018

    • @michaelotoole8958
      @michaelotoole8958 5 років тому +5

      geoff abbott define alive

    • @paullogan5240
      @paullogan5240 5 років тому +2

      If you can call it that 💊💊💉🍻🍷🍹🍳🍰

    • @yourerightiamright.3709
      @yourerightiamright.3709 5 років тому +1

      And 2019... I honestly feel bad for him now with his collapsed nose and troll in central park demeanor.. If you can turn it into a positive, it would be that we should feel better about our health knowing he's still alive...

    • @nomorejustifiedmurder
      @nomorejustifiedmurder 5 років тому +1

      @@yourerightiamright.3709 Artie needs to go work a regular job and get a podcast going. The guy is a hazard to himself with money in his pocket.

    • @billybrothers2492
      @billybrothers2492 5 років тому

      what do you think now? lol

  • @joshuarayborn
    @joshuarayborn 3 роки тому +3

    Happy Ash Wednesday

  • @hellghost59
    @hellghost59 4 роки тому +1

    I didn’t get to your part...
    I’m in the beginning!

  • @Jagethemage
    @Jagethemage 12 років тому +6

    it was definately during the KROQ days because i remember hearing it in highschool, i wana say late late 2001 or 2002, but not sure. hope that helps even tho your question is a few years old lol

  • @dabearcub
    @dabearcub 14 років тому +1

    @KCArmstrongXIV You had to twist words to get that joke in, but you made me laugh my friend. Have a good one brother.

  • @ccss5527
    @ccss5527 3 роки тому

    IM IN THE BEGINNING! Lmao

  • @quiksix25
    @quiksix25 14 років тому

    the best

  • @deidarajunior1508
    @deidarajunior1508 14 років тому

    he was on yesterday

  • @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883
    @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883 2 роки тому

    I like how the longshoremen were cool about him leaving

  • @jameshoward799
    @jameshoward799 4 роки тому

    Artie!!!!

  • @quiksix25
    @quiksix25 4 роки тому

    Had to take 2 classes in summer school? Ouch. That's a rough summer.

  • @user-dx7yu1pm2i
    @user-dx7yu1pm2i 2 роки тому +3

    I love how robin got caught lying about seeing the movie..artie called her out! Ugh she is nauseating

  • @Lamtitude
    @Lamtitude 4 роки тому +1

    8:15 is that how Cokelogic from O&A got his name?

  • @younggrinch2826
    @younggrinch2826 6 місяців тому

    Boy I sure wish I could listen to the rest of the story…

  • @chisicilian
    @chisicilian 3 роки тому +2

    Artie was only like 36 when he did this, he was still a young guy and before the nightmares of heroine

    • @Redhotshawntexas
      @Redhotshawntexas Рік тому +1

      He had already done heroin for years at this point

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate 11 місяців тому

      @@Redhotshawntexas it's pretty much the consensus that Artie started doing heroin when he was working on his Beer League movie which is after this clip aired I believe

  • @creepmike77
    @creepmike77 4 роки тому +1

    Love Artie. I wasn't allowed to go to my graduation either because I called the teacher a fucking bitch.

  • @ritzy12345
    @ritzy12345 4 роки тому

    No part 2?

  • @mabvlogs
    @mabvlogs Рік тому

    I also did the movie with will ferrell Elf. Funny movie

  • @paullogan5240
    @paullogan5240 5 років тому +2

    If phantom of the opera comes back to broadway there is a role perfect for Artie to play as Quasimodo. Almost a case of Art (ie) imitating (his) life.

    • @randomuser8945
      @randomuser8945 2 роки тому +2

      Quasimodo wasn't in Phantom of the Opera. Quasimodo was the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

  • @krsfromprp
    @krsfromprp 12 років тому +24

    Back when Howard was funny.

    • @chrisporter9397
      @chrisporter9397 3 роки тому +3

      Hard to believe there was ever a time where he was

    • @Dibbs-qu1ke
      @Dibbs-qu1ke 3 роки тому

      @@chrisporter9397 Back when Artie was funny

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 2 роки тому

      @@Dibbs-qu1ke he still is, he just doesn't have the exposure

  • @oxyhydromorph
    @oxyhydromorph 2 роки тому +1

    Artie: Both our mothers were there....
    Howard: Oh wow was your mother there?
    Artie: Yeah, ...
    Howard: Oh wow but what about the other guy? Was his mother there?

  • @Gunman610
    @Gunman610 12 років тому

    Ugh...'The Bachelor' was a remake of one of the greatest silent movies ever. Why anybody thought remaking it with a guy who's not a stuntman (or at all) is beyond me.

  • @jaredmehrlich6683
    @jaredmehrlich6683 4 роки тому

    Bob Dole

  • @khav11
    @khav11 3 роки тому

    howard owned people lol. he did a number on kc, john, jackie, grillo, artie etc

  • @powelllapwert
    @powelllapwert 11 років тому

    he was on from 2000-10, he did come back, left the show- has done spuratic interviews since, a simple search on a search engine would give you all the info you need

    • @Cg-ru3eh
      @Cg-ru3eh 5 років тому +1

      powelllapwert 2009 not 2010

    • @chesterpesko
      @chesterpesko 3 роки тому +1

      2001 not 2000

  • @MikeLavin
    @MikeLavin 12 років тому +2

    @StrnFn9099 uhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm... I'm neither of those lol. But, are you sure it was Artie that "destroyed" the show? Really?
    Hopefully soon when American Idol and America's Got Talent are on we can get more full segments of the show centered on that shit ; )

  • @ElstonsGun
    @ElstonsGun 12 років тому +2

    he tried to commit suicide a couple of months later, i dont think those prayers did anything for him.

  • @quiksix25
    @quiksix25 4 роки тому

    Those odds are 1-3, not 3-1

  • @dabearcub
    @dabearcub 14 років тому +1

    @KCArmstrongXIV No, just you. What, no fake laugh this time? I'm in your head...I pwned you.

  • @westie0113uk
    @westie0113uk 11 років тому +3

    Can anybody tell me whats happened to Artie? Did he ever come back after throwing the bottle at someone across the studio? I obviously know who Howard is & Robin, but only came across Artie yesterday when i started watching/listening to some clips of the Howard Stern Show yesterday. He seems such a funny guy.

    • @coonhunter132
      @coonhunter132 5 років тому +1

      westie420uk yea he threw a cd at teddy, he come back after that

    • @JoeKoOhNo
      @JoeKoOhNo 6 місяців тому

      Rapid acerbic wit. Usually right on.

  • @dominicchallenger5880
    @dominicchallenger5880 6 років тому +3

    Artie.....I'm a drunk and pissing my life away .I'm told I'm funny and I have a family who loves me but yet I still continue to try and drink away as many of the l people who love me the most while throwing my money away. I get it ..its a ruff place to be...good luck

  • @JoeSmith-dl4jp
    @JoeSmith-dl4jp 5 років тому

    "he was on Madtv"
    "What's that?"
    These girls must have been 13 lol

    • @1994Trill
      @1994Trill 4 роки тому

      They knew mad magazine so they couldn't be that young

  • @ULTRADREW1
    @ULTRADREW1 14 років тому +1

    Coke logic-two words that make no sense together

  • @dabearcub
    @dabearcub 14 років тому

    @KCArmstrongXIV I like to expose idiots for who they are... *LAUGHS*

  • @ZoSo471
    @ZoSo471 14 років тому

    anyone know what year this was in? artie sounds pretty young here

  • @JuanLeche8
    @JuanLeche8 Рік тому

    Howard takes great pleasure in making Artie feel small

  • @Jagethemage
    @Jagethemage 12 років тому +1

    do you know the attempt to pass subjective opinion as objective fact is propaganda? it's truely sad to me that US schools refuse to teach this to children these days

  • @Horus515
    @Horus515 12 років тому

    NOBODY!

  • @WheresTheWall
    @WheresTheWall 4 роки тому +1

    (obnoxious wheezing laugh)

  • @stacykringle1059
    @stacykringle1059 2 роки тому

    Was this before 9 /11 ?

  • @jeffweaver6635
    @jeffweaver6635 6 років тому +1

    atrie could do a show just on his coke stories

  • @user-vw7dh9lg1f
    @user-vw7dh9lg1f 5 місяців тому

    Is he alive serious question

  • @purplenurps
    @purplenurps 13 років тому +1

    Imagine if someone spoke about howard the way he's wrecking his films he'll flip his shit.

  • @Gulfdiver211
    @Gulfdiver211 Рік тому

    When Stern was relevant and funny.. same with Artie..

    • @JoeKoOhNo
      @JoeKoOhNo 6 місяців тому

      His best years were with Artie; the good, the bad, and the ugly. Always something happening.

  • @caesar349
    @caesar349 5 років тому +1

    Wow look at that- When Artie had a human nose.

  • @curtisheinz4045
    @curtisheinz4045 5 років тому +1

    RIP ARTIE

  • @michael.alwill6168
    @michael.alwill6168 9 років тому +1

    Again artie talks about money...

  • @dabearcub
    @dabearcub 14 років тому

    @lonnieknows5 Artie's as funny as you are smart; not much.

  • @Dibrini
    @Dibrini 14 років тому +1

    Artie should be back as a longshoreman by January 2010.

  • @johnnyf8227
    @johnnyf8227 5 років тому

    Great story teller but I don’t think he’s funny. Shouldn’t have been so full time on Howard. But he’s the worst addict I’ve ever seen. Poor guy has cancers version of stage 4 small cell carcinoma (sp?)