Hey again folks. Sorry for the content drought on the channel. This one proved to be really complicated to edit and somewhat kicked my arse a little bit. Glad to finally have it done. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to flop into bed and sleep for about a week!
These videos are a bonus to your streams. Happy to drop by every few weeks to see a new video - cheers for keeping us all sane during our various quarantines!
Honestly, I bet against womble every time, because well, its womble flying. Turns out I greatly over estimated wombles crew. Never have I been so proud to be wrong.
Imagine dueling Soviet and in the heat of the moment you see a rover with a screaming Singaporean-Indian man coming at you full speed like a massive brick
I love the little title cards talking about ship weakneses and strengths Edit. Sorry for any bad spellin Timestamps for these title cards 3:35 Soviets figher 4:35 Alisdair's fighter 10:13 digby's dropship 11:12 Soviets fighter 11:38 Alistair's fighter 16:21 alistors fighter again 16:56 Soviets fighter 17:30 toms fighter
Its even worse when you have friends but they hate 99% of games you play. You try to tell them of this awesome new game and when your finished they proceed to shit all over it. So close but even more far away because hell would have to freeze before they would play games. I should have picked more geeky friends -_-
Old wise man once said: "He who laugh's last; laughs best." Rumor has it, that to this day, somewhere in deep space is a Cyanide torpedo drifting to find a new home...
"Rumor has it, that to this day, somewhere in deep space is a Cyanide torpedo drifting to find a new home... " yeah, but no matter how far away he drifts, he can still see his face-beacon...
1:57 I love how the button is labeled "If THE wankers are bickering" not just " if wankers are bickering" implying it's just for when Cy and Womble bicker at each other
*To be fair the first 2 battles were not very long, it was designed with the implications to quickly destroy its enemies before it inevitably had to run out of fuel. As soon as it went up against something with just a bit of consistent survivability it fell apart quickly.*
I had a Soviet would win the two rounds as long as he isn’t ambushed and gunned down. The last one I had a slight vote for Tom due to the chance of a Missile hitting, but also Soviet due to his winning streak.
"Viewers, pick your horse" Holy heck that RobotWars-esque spec analysis was top tier. So THIS was the project Nep teased on her Twitter. And well deserved, ZF put together a fantastic show!
@@JeveGreen I mean, i think most of that is due to the fact the other's fighters were....well, about the same size but much more over-complicated in designs. I mean, one was a dropship with 1/3rd the firepower and the others had like no armor to speak of or were tiny.
The only reason I picked Tom's because his ship was skinny, making it harder to get from the front and back. Sides are big but they were fighting head to head so sides were rarely targeted unless they turned.
I forget which video but was she the one who said if you don't win this I will fuck the shit out of you? And cyanide immediately just fucking ran out and died.
I bet that someone, hundreds of years later, will find this server, destroyed ships litter the moon surface, and one giant face from hungy cy, and will finally get rid of it, bringing peace to the server
Its a fascination of mine, the unknown, thats why i love stuff like petittube which let you find videos with 0 views somewhere out there theres probably an alpha minecraft server
@@wileng41 Novylen has a continuous world since the first Indev multiplayer, not a very active playerbase but a humongous map, even just scrolling through the dynmap on the website is a lot of fun.
Imagine in just 100 years where the server is dead some space archaeologist finds it and just goes "why does this fucking thing thing still have 100+years of protection"
I'd say the absolute desperation in Cy's voice when he was hurtling into empty space in a rover was adequate price paid for his gigantic rotating face thing
@@gavinwhite7781 I wonder if the glass would hold or if the glass would shatter and cyanide would fly right through it. Basically the same outcome as womble missing.
@@gavinwhite7781 I don't know a single Womble fan that has faith in his aim. You just KNOW he was going to miss in one fashion or another; probably intentionally for the comedy that ensued.
I like how Tom first flight is said to "last 5 seconds" and then on the last battle he just presents himself out of the blue with a Slave I that would make Boba Fett himself proud and obliterate Womble's fighter.
The only thing id do to upgrade toms ship is have better armor at the front, and some extra guns for the sides, since the enemy might attack from the side, where Toms fighter would be easier target. Alternatively, id change unguided to guided missiles, to make lighter targety unable to evade, and heavy Targets to be hit om their weak spots more easily His ship is otherwise supperior, and only thing to make it better would be to make it either faster, more durable, or stronger
@@KarusKardin Crazy Idea, mine out the base of it leaving some land outside the zone but completely free it from the moon, attach rockets to it and launch it into deep space.
I like to think that Cyanide and Soviet fighting has become so common every other member of ZF has a button that stops them from arguing with each other
@@montearchie sovie and cy have face revealed already pretty sure cy visited sovs house and they turned webcam on for a while u can look it up as i dont have the link
Here we can see a specie, called "verified user" It species usually always on top of every comment section and has a ton of cells called "likes" Verified user types out random comments which will get popular in seconds of new video. Species also make some sounds such as "boring comments" but in any way the "boring comments" feature will skip all of the steps and be in the top step, Just like being a V.I.P member of something.
It's nice how Womble prioritizes quality over quantity, makes for a memorable experience every time I watch a new video and even when I rewatch old ones
To those commentors coming in when this video goes public on Tuesday or Wednesday, This video was released to Womble's Twitch Subscribers and Patrons, since they have given him money for food, porn and beer. It's his way of saying thanks. That is why some comments are a day or two old.
To be fair, most Europeans actually don't nod, smile, or say hello to passersby unless they're acquainted. They seem to be largely American traits, leading to many American tourists being surprised at how "cold" Europeans are, and many European tourists being surprised at how "friendly" Americans are.
@@the_solomon_sage8431i thought that was a "anyone you befriend could easily sell you out to the government" reason for certain countries in europe being downright cold
We have all fallen short of the glory of God because we have broken His law. have you lied or stolen? Looked with lust which is adultery in Gods eyes, or used God's name in vain? because we have broken His law we deserve justice but God is so gracious that He came to earth as Jesus and died on the cross to pay for our sin and transgressions, His final words were " it is finished" He paid our fine, and then He raised Himself up from the grave because not even death could hold Him. Repent and trust in Jesus, and God's justice will be paid for in full.
I love how they eventually got someone to have a button for a sound that will stop cyanide and Soviet from fighting over nothing it’s like a dog whistle I love it
I mean, the only things that worked right in 2010 were iPhones and the only things that work now... I was gonna say bikes (pushbikes) but mine needs some work I was gonna say cars but my mate's aftermarket modded work car had an issue with the front right brake (I believe it was locked shut so he had to manually disconnect it and open it until he could fix it at home) I was gonna say iPhones but they just don't anymore I was gonna say Androids but my last 4 all had some sort of bug after a year where they just uninstalled half the apps and reset the rest so I had to log back in I was gonna say computers but my other mate just bought a budget gaming PC and he couldn't play the games he wanted to on it I was gonna say consoles but my Xbox can't host an Ark server without shutting the game down every other autosave I was gonna say house appliances but my washing machine has a minor maintenance error code and my dishwasher filter keeps re-clogging itself somehow I was gonna say routers but I spent about half an hour tonight trying to figure out why I got disconnected from League of Legends and Discord I was gonna say printers but mine is refusing to read a full ink cartridge half the time and refusing to pull ink from it the other half Basically the only thing working right in my life right now, mine or otherwise, seems to be the toasters.
@@SATANIC__VIPER I wouldn't agree with calling them all user error. Certainly most of them are mild inconveniences that are somewhat easy to fix but consider; My bike needs work because it's old. I can do the work myself but I need the money to buy the parts, and I need the time to do it. My mate's car brake effectively froze during winter. He's solved that issue since but there's always an issue with some vehicle owned by any of my coworkers, I just used that as an example. How is it my fault (user error implies I'm at fault somehow) if my phone deletes the banking app and logs me out of WhatsApp? My other mate was kinda dumb about the PC - he didn't look at the minimum requirements for the games he wanted to play and he bought the thing on Amazon rather than a more dedicated gaming PC site so yeah that is at least vaguely user error. Ark is a pretty intense game on console but it may have something to do with hosting a crossplay server so it had to save data from another Xbox and also my PC which was effectively running Ark Xbox as an emulator. I've done my best to learn basic household maintenance but I've had no help and any time I talk to the landlord about the dishwasher, he says he can get it sorted but if any part has to be replaced, I will have to pay for it (to which I respond I'm happy to pay for any necessary repairs, I just want him to schedule the relevant person to come round - and he so far hasn't done so). How is it my fault if both me and my mate get disconnected from League of Legends several times (but not at the same time) in the same 30-minute time span? That's ISP error. Printers are basically the machine equivalent of an uncooperative snotty brat child, I've never known anyone to get a printer to work first time when they need to use it. There's always 5 minutes of fiddling with the paper and cables first before it decides to work.
Cyanide was left alone in the ending of the Antistasi series... And now he's flown off to space only to be left alone once again... Fucking Brilliant 😆
After watching the Expanse, I can’t help but think how many different ways you can turn the marines in the back of the dropship into marinara sauce and empty suits in real life.
8:04 What Soviet doesn't realize is that he's just launched that into space where aliens will eventually find it, and follow it back to him with that message as their only knowledge of our culture
Been a long while since you made that comment, but if they ended up being who found Cyanide after he also got lost in space, do you think they'd still want to ask or be too scared?
Hey again folks. Sorry for the content drought on the channel. This one proved to be really complicated to edit and somewhat kicked my arse a little bit. Glad to finally have it done. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to flop into bed and sleep for about a week!
These videos are a bonus to your streams. Happy to drop by every few weeks to see a new video - cheers for keeping us all sane during our various quarantines!
a week or a couple thousand eons?
It's worth waiting when every video is gold like this. Great work as always, womble!
Get some rest. You deserve it. WE LOVE YOU!!!
Thank you womble. Sleep well
"Godspeed, Cyanide"
He's floating away and you are wishing him _more_ speed. Truly the best of friends
SPEED
i mean, from the looks of it he WILL pick up speed, as he's heading almost directly to earth
Team cyanide is blasting away again
god speed kaleb
well i think i call pay back win cy did the to sovietwomble made drift to trow space
The "Soviet Womble when is the next Bullshittery" emblazoned on a rotating cube with flashing lights was solid gold.
Alsdair just won the whole Bullshittery with that cube
it looked like it was made out of steel to me not gold
This
it's made out of rainbow...
what are you talking about
@@dragonnf5255 comedy gold maybe that's what he meant.
Womble: "Video took so long really sorry"
Me: "I wonder why"
*Duel happens with intro to ships for each*
Me: "I see."
Yeah. I can’t imagine how hard that was to do. He and Nep did a good job on those
If I didn't read this comment, I wouldn't have known that it wasn't an in-game feature.
@@trevorparker6400 Oh, nep did the voice-overs?
@@julius6889 I was trying to remember where the voice was from. It's hers.
@@julius6889 yep Nep did it
I like how womble's ship is described as "will run out of fuel after 5 mins if victory is not achieved" and "vulnerable from the back"
sounds like me in bed
@@scientific3458 Quality over quantity my friend
I have just realised it's an innuendo
@@scientific3458 you got sponsored my dude congrats
@@justafurrywithinternet317 through the sorrow, or through our splendor, don't take offence at my innuendo.
We've learned 2 things today:
1 - That Womble is excellent at designing a ship for short skirmishes
2 - All of his friends are shit pilots
tom's ship design is very solid tho
Both had good designs, but Soviet's a good pilot too. One slip could have gotten him shredded.
3 (but the less liked one). He pronounces nutella wrong
3 - Nep is a really good voice actor for the fighter showcase segments.
Honestly, I bet against womble every time, because well, its womble flying. Turns out I greatly over estimated wombles crew. Never have I been so proud to be wrong.
I love the fact that ZF basically has a "behave yourselves" button.
I feel like it's specifically made for Womble and Cyanide lol
They become savages if left unsupervised
@@GenshinLover283 And made for use by Social and Social only.
That's the only good and actually working thing in ZF basically
I think they have more than one lol
Imagine dueling Soviet and in the heat of the moment you see a rover with a screaming Singaporean-Indian man coming at you full speed like a massive brick
Quick throw a pringles can.
@@TerrorLTZ Cyanide countermeasure
ZF and their damn Kinect strikes
@@TerrorLTZ basically the only way to counter this strat
For a brick, he flew pretty good
I'm surprised Cy put his face there instead of a giant board that says: "Cyanide knifed NBK"
Hahah XD
@A.G .Q don't worry, Cy doesn't watch Soviet's videos
@@Beanibirb correction : he doesn’t reads most (probably) of the comments
Looks like he did shut up about it, after all.
I mean, I wouldn't thought "When's the next Bullshittery?" would've been more annoying. Glory fades, annoyance does not. :P
I love how Nep was the narrator, her voice was perfect for that
Her narration kinda give a Futuristic Soviet Russia space program esque
Isn't it Nep?
reminded me of Red Alert
It reminds me of EVA from the Command & Conquer Series
I was wondering what nep meant with her tweet earlier
"the marines are well protected" all the marines dying in the first 30 seconds of the duel prove that is a lie!
They're well protected from enemy fire, never said anything about protection from the driver being a moron.
@@selenagamya1612 you make a good point
@@christianhale1988 Ok?
@@Nope-ht6cc he’s right tho
@@Sem.or.sumthin its the wrong place to say it
Man those aliens are gonna be right pissed, that's the second tactical lander strike ZF has launched against them.
This time, however, Cy will crash land on their planet along with the rover. I'd say those aliens are fucked
@@soumitrabhide666 they are just going to send him back with a sign saying : keep your trash on your own planet
Yeah but this one was intentional!
"Strong emphasis on crew protection,"
*proceeds to fly into a cliff killing all crew members*
I'm actually a little surprised Digby didn't make a fighter that was basically just all miniguns for the ultimate dakka.
@@PhoenixOfArcadia The crew WERE the dakka.
Shame they got turned into jelly the moment he reamed that mountain.
Needed some chairs in the back
12:28 "the drop ship has very poor lift"
*Proceed to hit the moon*
no you see, the *ship* had an emphasis on crew protection, the *pilot* did not
Some say Cyanide is still on his adventure, with only his rover and his wits to guide him. Godspeed.
So only his rover
Ooph, he must be very lost. Don't worry, he probably has some new-tella with him.
What wits?
He went chasing after the tesla
@@AlgaeGaming Dang. Late by an hour
Cy didn’t know he was making a memorial when he started projecting his face. RIP Cy your body maybe recovered from space one day.
I thought he actually died for a moment
“Strong emphasis placed on crew protection”
*Marines gets nuked nearly immediately into the fight*
Marines aren't Crew; they're Self-Loading Cargo.
Yeah, because their pilot can't fly worth a damn and crashed. Protected from gunfire doesn't mean that they're safe from collisions.
Pink base best base
"It's salmon colored." King Candy.
Well well well, who do we have here? Welcome to the every 3 month club Nordern
hell yeaaahhhh
BALD
I would not have it another way.
I love the little title cards talking about ship weakneses and strengths
Edit. Sorry for any bad spellin
Timestamps for these title cards
3:35 Soviets figher
4:35 Alisdair's fighter
10:13 digby's dropship
11:12 Soviets fighter
11:38 Alistair's fighter
16:21 alistors fighter again
16:56 Soviets fighter
17:30 toms fighter
That looks like it took a long time.
@@electronicmayonnaise5692 indeed
I think Neb voiced the fighter descriptions, right?
@@johanhi2 really?
@@muhammadnajmi2525 yep, it's in the description
Cyanide is still flying to this day, but at least he'll know where home is cause of his self portrait.
Nah the aliens are interrogating him after he acted as the second kinetic strike to find out where the first one came from
Maybe he even finds wheatley from Portal 2
Gone, but never forgotten.
Because he made sure they couldn't.
@@01100101011100100111 did you get the joke?
Some say he recently crossed into the interstellar medium
*bought space engineers*
Ah yes, the loneliness of having no friends to play this with can be felt even in the void of space
lemme gives you a 🤗
Haha i know what you mean 😐
Jesus your only friend.
Yep
Its even worse when you have friends but they hate 99% of games you play. You try to tell them of this awesome new game and when your finished they proceed to shit all over it. So close but even more far away because hell would have to freeze before they would play games. I should have picked more geeky friends -_-
Old wise man once said:
"He who laugh's last; laughs best."
Rumor has it, that to this day, somewhere in deep space is a Cyanide torpedo drifting to find a new home...
remember the "kinetic strike on an alien settlement" bit in the third bullshittery? yeah, that was not kaffe's ship, it was cyanide's.
@@orinbaglo2196 hahahahha
"Rumor has it, that to this day, somewhere in deep space is a Cyanide torpedo drifting to find a new home...
"
yeah, but no matter how far away he drifts, he can still see his face-beacon...
boldly going where no man has gone before
ZF kinetic strike confirmed?
“I’m a rotisserie Chinny”
I laughed harder than I should’ve at that.
We all did
It's was not my proudest laugh but it was one none the less
I'm filing a patent claim for a rotisserie Edberg turret.
Hehe
Amazing. Shoots little edberg rockets
Edberg rotat e
Hey convince Soviet to upload at 1080p, it’s 2021
@@packerman1203 yeahyeah he should make a movie too. I bet it would make a killing.
“You fed lulu-“
“No, I chased her around the flat with the lobster”
i always get so confused
@@Lulu-chan_Bi As a guy that plays League of Legends, I often forget he has a dog named that and I get just as confused.
1:57 I love how the button is labeled "If THE wankers are bickering" not just " if wankers are bickering" implying it's just for when Cy and Womble bicker at each other
🤣
At this point its not bickering its Loving...
if it was anybody else it would be funny in 80% of the cases
yes
I need to use that, does anyone know what sort of sound that was?
“Your miniguns have miniguns”
*Orks would like to know your location*
MOAR DAKKA!!!
@@sawkman2092
WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
NEVA' ENUFF DAKKA!
*"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"*
no no orks would put miniguns on the miniguns on the miniguns.
"Soviet's Fighter does not have staying power"
>proceeds to outlast most opponents in combat
*To be fair the first 2 battles were not very long, it was designed with the implications to quickly destroy its enemies before it inevitably had to run out of fuel. As soon as it went up against something with just a bit of consistent survivability it fell apart quickly.*
Dont forget that was a 3 way battle royale, he had to lose some resources dealing with the other ship as well
everything that i saw here had some sort of vulnerability to just getting out maneuvered, womble just dodged more then anyone else.
@Absolom Hellgate meta gaming womble
I had a Soviet would win the two rounds as long as he isn’t ambushed and gunned down.
The last one I had a slight vote for Tom due to the chance of a Missile hitting, but also Soviet due to his winning streak.
Yo that's definitely Nep as the A.I. voice - did a damn good job that I hadn't noticed till now!
Same
Honestly, the entire compilation of the AI segments are top tier. Both editing and voiceovers are amazing.
Reminds me of Kids Next Door
She should get some professional voice work - girl's got chops!
Sounds like the lady in command and conquer
Those ship introduction parts were much more well-made and impressive than they needed to be
Pretty much like everything Womble does.
They seems very G-Police inspired and he nailed it
Womble is a massive overeditor
@@arthursalim3120 As per usual, yep. But I love that about his videos. ♥
Why they take so goddamn long. I love it.
Nep’s over voice when describing the ship. Legendary
They were great, maybe a little bit too long
Was that a Robot Wars reference?
More than legendary i presume
Amazing nep ! Really good
I hate being blocked by Nep
"Even though Cyanide wished for death, there was nothing out there that could kill him. Eventually, Cyanide stopped thinking entirely."
this comment makes it out like cyanide is able to think
Even here, I can't escape the JoJo references
@@thededdranter3233 NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE JOJO'S
@Alexander StClair "Eventually, Cyanide stopped thinking entirely." So nothing changed, gotcha.
"DID YOU PLAN THIS TOO, WOMBLE? TELL ME!!"
that's the best character arc ever; from drilldo to drillbro, to finish his journey as cripbro
Disabledbro we will miss you
Reading Cripbro reminds me of the Crips episode in South Park.
Went from drillbro to br.
"Viewers, pick your horse" Holy heck that RobotWars-esque spec analysis was top tier.
So THIS was the project Nep teased on her Twitter. And well deserved, ZF put together a fantastic show!
Yeah! I was also surprised at how fierce Soviet's fighter was. It was small, but could take on the best of 'em!
@@JeveGreen I mean, i think most of that is due to the fact the other's fighters were....well, about the same size but much more over-complicated in designs. I mean, one was a dropship with 1/3rd the firepower and the others had like no armor to speak of or were tiny.
The only reason I picked Tom's because his ship was skinny, making it harder to get from the front and back. Sides are big but they were fighting head to head so sides were rarely targeted unless they turned.
Am I the only one who initially thought this was Nep talking but then said nope, it isn't xD?
I don't really watch streams all that often, but did Nep's voice get deeper?
Imagine being lost in space, and in the distance you can see cyanide's face, a pink ship and a robot with flashing lights as nipples
Then you must ask yourself "Is this a risk I'm willing to take?"
@@NottheUSARMYI would somehow invent thrusters running on human shit if that's what it takes to get the fuck out of there
as well as some randon sign asking a certain sovietwomble for the next bullshittery
Luckily for Cyanide he doesn't have to imagine it.
I would immediately gun the engine of whatever ship I was driving and attempt to ram the shield at maximum speed
Nep narration for the ship is god tier. she was almost always laughing at Soviet's
I forget which video but was she the one who said if you don't win this I will fuck the shit out of you? And cyanide immediately just fucking ran out and died.
@@lostnemesis Yeah
It was really good!
Oh, it IS nep? She would have made a pretty good gLaDOs
Thta was Nep!
Ok, Nep doing the "ship technical data" voice was a killer choice: well done!
I thought i was nep! Thanks for confirmation
I bet that someone, hundreds of years later, will find this server, destroyed ships litter the moon surface, and one giant face from hungy cy, and will finally get rid of it, bringing peace to the server
Space Archeologist: “It belongs in a museum!”
Its a fascination of mine, the unknown, thats why i love stuff like petittube which let you find videos with 0 views somewhere out there theres probably an alpha minecraft server
@@wileng41 Novylen has a continuous world since the first Indev multiplayer, not a very active playerbase but a humongous map, even just scrolling through the dynmap on the website is a lot of fun.
Imagine in just 100 years where the server is dead some space archaeologist finds it and just goes "why does this fucking thing thing still have 100+years of protection"
"My name is Cyanide, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
I'd say the absolute desperation in Cy's voice when he was hurtling into empty space in a rover was adequate price paid for his gigantic rotating face thing
the desperation in his voice was TANGIBLE it amazed me the funniest thing in the video maybe it shouldnt be that funny
he was never seen or heard from again the only reminder of his existence was his face watching over the base lol
Eventually Cyanide stopped thinking
I don't think this new "Manned Satellite" program is either a good idea or working
This is ground control to major Cy, you've really made the grade
Nep: "audience choose your horse."
Me: because this is ZF, it's gonna be a tie
Turns out they did quite good of a job
I bet on Alasdair because Soviet wouldn't be flying it.
I'm still calling trickery.
@@Devantejah hah! I made a quick 20 bucks for trusting womble! But I feel I should not...
Was it audience or viewers. Because a viewer doesn’t equal an audience, as many teachers can attest to.
I got it right on all 3 fights!
As a form of revenge, build your own giant face at a higher point to his, make yourself the taller one.
It's over Cyanide! I have the high ground.
You underestimate my power!
"Nice one ,but mine is bigger"
Knowing cyanide, that silly twat would probably find a way to destroy it
@@Eric-vs2he I guess he could try.
Cy is still out there to this day. We'll have only his gigantic face to remember him by. RIP.
They say that on a clear summer's night, if you have the right kind of eyes, you can still see his beautiful face when you look up at the full moon.
From this day forward, a vigil of 30 seconds shall be held on every full moon, in remembrance of Cyanide.
Soo if i see out in space i see Cy’s face?
@@De_Helen is Cyanide dead or do I not understand a metaphor
@@louisbarraud7853 he went to joma 😢😢
Why is "Space Engineers dogfights' literally the only time Soviet is ever competent?
Vehicle fighting in general. The guy can shoot down the best pilots
800hrs of practice
Because he gets to shoot his friends
He won two rounds and the third one was close
I imagine it's because piloting is like wanking off.
The Nep-ration makes it feel like I’m playing Red Alert
That's where I know that kind of voice from xD
same...good old times..
still have it now tho
We will bury them!
I don't know why but that "Spectator Roadkill" had my dying of laughter, that *thunk* from it had me lmfao. 13:13
lmao i never noticed that one
Poor Digi getting turned into paste lol
* *picks up cyanides rover* *
"I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD....
SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID..."
* *releases cyanide into the void* *
//Womble: Tell me Cyanide, now when did you last let your heart decide?
@@greenfolder2437 apparently when he merged his face into the base
why does every series end with cyanide being utterly vanished
@@Ribbons0121R121 gotta end it on a good note
Cyanide flying among the stars:
"NEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRR.......FAAAAAAARRRRR.....WHEREVER YOU ARE"
I love how being a living torpedo was Cy's own idea but he still panics and freaks out when it inevitably fails
Well if Soviet could aim it would have gone differently.
@@gavinwhite7781 I wonder if the glass would hold or if the glass would shatter and cyanide would fly right through it.
Basically the same outcome as womble missing.
@@gavinwhite7781 I don't know a single Womble fan that has faith in his aim. You just KNOW he was going to miss in one fashion or another; probably intentionally for the comedy that ensued.
Soviet after launching Cyanide into space:
*Good, that's one less loose end.*
Shepard?
Nah
Soviet after lauching Cyanide into the nearby planet:
*THATS FOR PUTTING A 100 FOOT TALL PICTURE OF YOUR FACE INFRONT OF MY BASE*
Everytime I see "Good, that's one less loose end." I think Russian Badger every goddamn time
"Team Rocket blasting off again!"
@@takeshihada9689 that's exactly where I heard that phrase from
I like how Tom first flight is said to "last 5 seconds" and then on the last battle he just presents himself out of the blue with a Slave I that would make Boba Fett himself proud and obliterate Womble's fighter.
Talk about an anime character arc.
Goes from the worst pilot to shooting down one of the best.
@@toddsterleo1998tm yeah, man went full tryhard farming to build a ship to surpass the protagonist, becoming the protagonist himself.
Makes me notice that having hollow spaces inside the ship is also good for making people not know where all vital stuff is.
The only thing id do to upgrade toms ship is have better armor at the front, and some extra guns for the sides, since the enemy might attack from the side, where Toms fighter would be easier target.
Alternatively, id change unguided to guided missiles, to make lighter targety unable to evade, and heavy Targets to be hit om their weak spots more easily
His ship is otherwise supperior, and only thing to make it better would be to make it either faster, more durable, or stronger
“Cyanide never returned to earth, eventually he stopped thinking”
I see you're a man of culture as well
Is this a jojo reference?
@@ticxs7966 perhaps
Cyanide stopped thinking the moment he joined zf
@@RepressedJoker ho ho are you approaching me
I need Computer-Nep as my google assistant
Yes.
Very relaxing for long stretches
@@yahya3683 damn it I was about to say are " _stretches_ " included
Microsoft Mike's replacement. I'm onboard.
same! i love her voice!
"Likely to quickly exhaust fuel after five minutes."
Soviet's Sex Tape Vol. 5
Damn... When is the volume 6!?
Well, at least that's an improvement compared to 24 Seconds. Lol
@@topand.s7220 it’s 34 seconds
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 whoops. Mb
But this is only volume 4.
I love how Soviet essentially built a Spitfire in Space Engineers.
"I am a Rotisserie Chinny"
-Chinny, on a rotor.
“Rotisi-Chinny”
A spinny chinny
"You MASSIVE over-editor" - Edberg, 2017
Sauce
@@antoni4582
PlayerUnknown's Battelground Bullshittery Part 2
@@kan_085 bless you lad
time to binge
Nep voicing over the ships: *Gets possessed by the ghost of the Soviet Announcer from Red Alert 3*
Lmao
Okay that's actually accurate description not gonna lie
@@alphalightning00frost67 Ikr, I heard it at first and the very, very first thought that popped into my mind was a very loud "KIROV REPORTING"
@@captainmatiastorres4425
Your Base is Attack!
training...
Unit lost- enemy commando detected!
INSUFFICIENT FUNDS
you know i thought i heard it in a command and conquer game before
Soviet womble when seeing cyanides face: “I’m going to grind that”
*rule 34 intensifies*
Underrated comment.
And coming behind and mounting him
@@sovereignrepublicofcopticx6397 I didn't understand what the comment meant until I read this, goddamnit
Damn Nep really nocked the narration out of the park
I was wondering if that was Nep narrating!
she got a great voice
Agreed, and Womble did a wonderful job adjusting her voice to the perfect level of sinister
@@lizbee8011 If you'd read the updates you'd know it was.
@@acidvash I watched the video, I posted a comment cause I saw no update when I posted, chill dude.
Idk why but I feel like cya will do a duel except his “Fighter” will straight up be a Destroyer or a Frigate
its gonna be an import of another dudes huge project
based on everything we know about him, its probably gonna be the death star
I for some reason had the image of a reaper creating over the horizon 😂😂😂
@@certifiedhoodclassic7833 A death star emblazoned with his face and the words "Soviet sucks"
Because it will be. Or he won’t have any guns and just go at “Ramming speed!”
Me:*hears female voice narration* it's nep
I feel like nep is trying suppress her laughter when describing each ship
Is it?
Really?
It must be
It is look in the description
Oh yeeaaa..... Thanks
1:29 "im a rotisserie chinny" is so damn funny and underrated
Cyanide's face is visible from Earth...
Welp time to Nuke the Moon!
Might work if the game models the EMP
I just realized the voice describing the ships is Nep.
I remember her tweeting that she did some voice acting for soviet.
She did a great job ngl
The Reverse Black Ops Zombies
Safe zone would protect it
@@KarusKardin Crazy Idea, mine out the base of it leaving some land outside the zone but completely free it from the moon, attach rockets to it and launch it into deep space.
Sovietwomble is the type of creator that rarely uploads, but when he does you could rewatch it for hours
Very true, I always look forward to his uploads
This is my 5th watch. This shit amazing.
This is also my fifth
I like to think that Cyanide and Soviet fighting has become so common every other member of ZF has a button that stops them from arguing with each other
Would be one hell of a face reveal
@@montearchie sovie and cy have face revealed already pretty sure cy visited sovs house and they turned webcam on for a while u can look it up as i dont have the link
Ahhhh~
*slurp cup of tea*
Disini bang
Yes
Here we can see a specie, called "verified user" It species usually always on top of every comment section and has a ton of cells called "likes" Verified user types out random comments which will get popular in seconds of new video. Species also make some sounds such as "boring comments" but in any way the "boring comments" feature will skip all of the steps and be in the top step, Just like being a V.I.P member of something.
@@Ivanio koq marah bang
@@Ivanio so what ? They earned that checkmark
I can't believe Disney would rip off Soviet's a-wing like that. He should sue.
Soviet’s ship doesn’t even remotely look like an A-wing
i mean, digby's was literally a chunky WH 40k plane
@@BigBex Tom's looks like a shrunk down Nebulon-B
@@BigBex Alisdair’s ship had miniguns on top of miniguns and you think Digby’s was from 40k?
@@captainwolf5922 Yeah I thought so too but doesn't his coloration look like Anakins podracer?
Cy flying off into the infinite void while crying was something I didn’t know I needed today!
I started to choke on the water I was eating when they missed and Cyanide went off to space
It's nice how Womble prioritizes quality over quantity, makes for a memorable experience every time I watch a new video and even when I rewatch old ones
Ngl I think he priorities wanking over all else
@@strawberrypencl i mean who doesn't
@@sponge1234ify no no he’s got a point
@@sponge1234ify not me, that's why I'm failing school :)
Quality over quantity but quantity in this case is like once a blue moon. The streams that these highlights are taken from are 2 years old.
I like how “Toms first flight” is just a protrusion of space debris stuck in the moon surface
Cyanide looks like a very handsome overlord to have.
You'll never be able to escape his gaze
That might just be the very last place I expected to see you in, how... quaint ?
no.
Oh, hello:)
Wholesome as ever i see.
:0 what would click say.
cyanide x click x one topic fanfic when?
To those commentors coming in when this video goes public on Tuesday or Wednesday, This video was released to Womble's Twitch Subscribers and Patrons, since they have given him money for food, porn and beer. It's his way of saying thanks.
That is why some comments are a day or two old.
Are you THE Axolotl_____?
@@LoathingEditor I am AN Axolotl_____.
Ax your even modding on UA-cam... It's bad for you ...
@@axolotlfiveunderscores102 fake, only 3 underscores
Womble now even has a youtube bot. Nice. He really spends his influencer money wisely.
Cyanide: Is drifting off into the cold depths of space at high speeds
Soviet: “And nothing of value was lost!”
Eventually, Cyanide stopped thinking
Except for the vehicle cyanide was in!
Hahah
@@hiimferdie9538 you mispronounced "immediatly" there I think
@@bigm9300 you misspelled immediately there I'm pretty sure
As a new Orleans native, hearing that he thought them saying "how you doing" was them being friendly has me almost pissing myself with laughter
To be fair, most Europeans actually don't nod, smile, or say hello to passersby unless they're acquainted. They seem to be largely American traits, leading to many American tourists being surprised at how "cold" Europeans are, and many European tourists being surprised at how "friendly" Americans are.
@@the_solomon_sage8431 Agree. We don't smile.
@@the_solomon_sage8431i thought that was a "anyone you befriend could easily sell you out to the government" reason for certain countries in europe being downright cold
"Digital: Spectator Roadkill"
lmao the sound when he smashes into the windscreen
Hey, I mean, *free food right?*
When the viewer becomes part of the show....
My confidence in alasdair was misplaced but never wavering
Yeah and i never changed sides just before he nosedived into the moon dirt
Cyanide: makes giant advert of himself for all to see
Soviet: jettisons cyanide into deep space
"Well, we can't have TWO cyanides, so I'll have to get rid of the one I can."
Don't worry, Cy can still see his giant advert from there!
Like one commenter said, Giant Advert becomes giant memorial.
Cyanide was the imposter
@@fuckingmetalasfuck4718 😆😂🤣
If Cyanide went to Mars, I wouldn't be surprised if the first thing he's going to do is to build a giant hologram face of himself.
Not gonna lie, seeing Cy floating away into infinity was funny, but also kinda fucking terrifying
Gravity: the Game!
The whole last clip was just perfect lol
The Cyanide torpedo, guaranteed to miss its intended target or your money back!
Eventually, Cyanide stopped thinking.
Only kinda?
Nep's voice over is the highlight here, you really discovered a talent.
Awesome!
Soviet at the end of the video:
"There. That's one less annoying face to look at. Now for the other one..."
Soviet is a guy who makes videos in half a year but his videos couldn´t be better
22:33 To quote from agent Washington "that was the worst throw ever.... of all time"
The way the dogfights scenes are edited they are absolutely thrilling to watch.
Sounds like nep couldn't hold in laughter while reading.
Especially for Soviet's ship
Not gonna lie, when she made that long pause.... I was expecting some kind of Nep-style Punch Line.
I didn't realise that was Nep.
I fucking knew it was nep
@@sei-zero dude you can hear it from the accent.
Nep constantly sounds like she's holding back some laughter
We have all fallen short of the glory of God because we have broken His law. have you lied or stolen? Looked with lust which is adultery in Gods eyes, or used God's name in vain? because we have broken His law we deserve justice but God is so gracious that He came to earth as Jesus and died on the cross to pay for our sin and transgressions, His final words were " it is finished" He paid our fine, and then He raised Himself up from the grave because not even death could hold Him. Repent and trust in Jesus, and God's justice will be paid for in full.
@@christianhale1988 buddha bless you too.
@@christianhale1988 Blessing of Berath upon you
@@grgrsms1 buddha died, Jesus died and rose again! only He can save, repent and believe the gospel
@@christianhale1988 what the fuck does this mean?
9:22 "what are you doing drillbro?"
cy's going to send a message a couple of years later about how he's managed to grow potatos on mars
He texts a picture of his spud farm with the caption, "I live bitch"
may or may not also includes Womble is gay
"I have to science the shit out of this"
@@hunde2430 This is Cy we're talking about here.
Well then, Cy's the first one to colonize Mars, then. I dunno if he's the first space pirate, though.
Ok, those dogfights and ship breakdowns were S class materiel. I’d love to see more of that
I love how they eventually got someone to have a button for a sound that will stop cyanide and Soviet from fighting over nothing it’s like a dog whistle I love it
It's insane to think about the fact that the first one of these videos came out 6 years ago
Unable to die even though he wishes for it, Cyanide eventually stops thinking.
Did he ever start?
Is that a?...
@Human Being a jo.... refere....
Even I caught the reference and I don't watch it
Is that a jo-
'Don't just ram it in'
'A gentleman always indicates when when he changes lanes'
HAHAA That had me laughing
8:38
"The base needs chocolate and a cushion."
Oh, god. I just got that.
And he stuck it in the wrong hole
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 There's a "wrong" hole? A hole is a hole.
-said the eternal virgin
@@iwong3357 we all know one hole is tighter than the other
There is no greater friendship that i have ever seen between a brittish and indian man
True XD
@@raizeljamesmaramara4419 nah cy and soviet have a stronger one
I always thought they had a masochist/sadist relationship.
@@davidmadej5955 hell no
and Indian man who speaks Spanish, lives in Singapore and says hes American.
This is what made me play space engineers after it sitting in my library for a couple years. Thank you
I love how Soviet’s fighter was essentially an A-Wing, and Tom’s was a Starhawk
Ikr, makes sense why their fighter designs were the most effective.
I like how even the overview for the ships is glitchy, to quote Spaceballs “Even in the future nothing works!”
I mean, the only things that worked right in 2010 were iPhones and the only things that work now...
I was gonna say bikes (pushbikes) but mine needs some work
I was gonna say cars but my mate's aftermarket modded work car had an issue with the front right brake (I believe it was locked shut so he had to manually disconnect it and open it until he could fix it at home)
I was gonna say iPhones but they just don't anymore
I was gonna say Androids but my last 4 all had some sort of bug after a year where they just uninstalled half the apps and reset the rest so I had to log back in
I was gonna say computers but my other mate just bought a budget gaming PC and he couldn't play the games he wanted to on it
I was gonna say consoles but my Xbox can't host an Ark server without shutting the game down every other autosave
I was gonna say house appliances but my washing machine has a minor maintenance error code and my dishwasher filter keeps re-clogging itself somehow
I was gonna say routers but I spent about half an hour tonight trying to figure out why I got disconnected from League of Legends and Discord
I was gonna say printers but mine is refusing to read a full ink cartridge half the time and refusing to pull ink from it the other half
Basically the only thing working right in my life right now, mine or otherwise, seems to be the toasters.
@@jacoblansman8147 most of those issues are user error
@@SATANIC__VIPER I wouldn't agree with calling them all user error. Certainly most of them are mild inconveniences that are somewhat easy to fix but consider;
My bike needs work because it's old. I can do the work myself but I need the money to buy the parts, and I need the time to do it.
My mate's car brake effectively froze during winter. He's solved that issue since but there's always an issue with some vehicle owned by any of my coworkers, I just used that as an example.
How is it my fault (user error implies I'm at fault somehow) if my phone deletes the banking app and logs me out of WhatsApp?
My other mate was kinda dumb about the PC - he didn't look at the minimum requirements for the games he wanted to play and he bought the thing on Amazon rather than a more dedicated gaming PC site so yeah that is at least vaguely user error.
Ark is a pretty intense game on console but it may have something to do with hosting a crossplay server so it had to save data from another Xbox and also my PC which was effectively running Ark Xbox as an emulator.
I've done my best to learn basic household maintenance but I've had no help and any time I talk to the landlord about the dishwasher, he says he can get it sorted but if any part has to be replaced, I will have to pay for it (to which I respond I'm happy to pay for any necessary repairs, I just want him to schedule the relevant person to come round - and he so far hasn't done so).
How is it my fault if both me and my mate get disconnected from League of Legends several times (but not at the same time) in the same 30-minute time span? That's ISP error.
Printers are basically the machine equivalent of an uncooperative snotty brat child, I've never known anyone to get a printer to work first time when they need to use it. There's always 5 minutes of fiddling with the paper and cables first before it decides to work.
@@jacoblansman8147 oh, my apologies, the way you worded some of them made it seem like user error
One of the best movies ever made, second only to monty python and the quest for the holy grail
Cyanide was left alone in the ending of the Antistasi series...
And now he's flown off to space only to be left alone once again...
Fucking Brilliant 😆
Dont forget the GTA series where he was stuck on the hood of that car that drove off XD
That too yeah 😂
After watching the Expanse, I can’t help but think how many different ways you can turn the marines in the back of the dropship into marinara sauce and empty suits in real life.
Cyanide Was Flying Aimlessly At space, Trying to get back to the moon base
Eventually, Cyanide Stop Thinking.
Is that a god damn jojo reference?!
good god this was clever
Wtf is he Kars?!
The only reason he stopped thinking was the lack of food. He started hibernating to save energy.
Oh, seeing all the unrobust people not get that hurt.
"I'm gonna grind that" and it was on that day that it was confirmed that Womble wanted to grind Cyanides face
8:04 What Soviet doesn't realize is that he's just launched that into space where aliens will eventually find it, and follow it back to him with that message as their only knowledge of our culture
Been a long while since you made that comment, but if they ended up being who found Cyanide after he also got lost in space, do you think they'd still want to ask or be too scared?
Today I feel sad and I don't know why. Your Bullshittery series cheered me right back up. Thank you SovietWomble for doing what you do.