World's Strongest Cuban Coffee At La Carreta
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Fluffy says La Caretta Restaurant serves the world's strongest Cuban Coffee. Come see for yourself. Miami Tour Company has lunch at the restaurant every day. Come explore Miami with us. Visit our website miamitourcompa...
Thank you for having Desi play the clip out😀
I... I am not going to lie.. I thought that bit in "The Mask" was original....
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Desi ! Bless him.
The man Lucy always lovingly referred to as being "The Cuban". They have their problems but were also so in love!
Cuban coffee: the original 5 hour energy.
For me it's actually is a 50 hour energy lol
@@ECHON51991 lol have ya ever hadded any cuban coffee?
Man I gotta go to Miami and try me some cuban coffee once in my life.
More like the original meth
I need 3 cups of it to be awake
Gabriel: “So Martin and I...”
Me: “Whelp! This is gonna be fun.”
They aren’t yelling... they’re Cubans! That’s how they talk!! ❤️
Lol its true! Our conversation get loud
It was cut out of this video but he explained how different Latinos talk and he said that Cubans sound serious. He said it like “hey bro where you going?” “Al baño, coño carajo, why you wanna know?”
I'm not Cuban but i onow the yell when they. so do Mexicans. believe me, I know. i Mexican and you should hear us talk. especially my mom. You could hear my mom talking from down the street.
i had friends who'd meet my mom for the first time thought she was mad when they'd hear her talk.
Even Dominicans tend to yell. i had a dominican coworker and she did a lot of yelling.
OK!? OK!? OK!?
@@PleaseTryAgainLater Ja VOY!!
Every Cuban including myself is dying watching this, it's too funny
I love the stuff, can only dreep a normal sized cup of it in a american mug, and that leaves me flying, a bloody bowl. ^^ oh god lol
C3drick I know right??
Are you actually Cuban? I thought UA-cam was banned in Cuba. Weird
He nailed the accent..... Coño aceres!!... Even the "Manolo!! Hay un gordo afuera......" 😂😂😂
Cuban-decent here. I was rolling.
LoL Even got the Cuban accent perfectly! Cuban coffee is the best!
Royal Caymanian lol I know right?
Italian
It's a Miami/Florida cuban based accent, but it's ok.
So good, instead of ordering a shot glass, you order a whole bowl.
You should’ve tried Restaurant Versailles across the street from La Carreta.
I'm Cuban myself and everything that Fluffy said was so accurate. It made me laugh the whole way through.
Why do all of the messed up stories start with "Martin and I..."
Seriously
Lol! Exactly! Everytime I've heard, "so one time Martin and I..." all I think is: oh, this will be good!
Bc your BEST friends get you in the most fucked up situations
@@kemo7821 yup for real...but we still love um don't we..
@@mikekaatman3194 yeah 100%
Eh un cafecito
I'm not an "ito" I'm an "ande" 😂😂😂
Super Mario “ande”=“fluffy”? 🤔
David Siler no, ande like grande which is large😂
princess manson I know.
David Siler you asked so i assumed you didn't😅
@@la.princesa bet you he actually didn't, just trying to save face. 😂😂😂
The coffee he is talking about is strong. We make that stuff every now and then. We make the other Cuban coffee (Cafe con Leche) every day at home. My mother being Cuban can't start her day with out it.
Gale Phorse That's typical for
" Latino " households.
Bruhhh we have to have it,
Lmao my family is weird af, whenever we have company, café is made within the first steps through the door (honestly can’t complain). As children tho we are trained with café con leche👌
Gale Phorse I know right?
My dad is cuban. It´s Cuban coffee but with a ton of sugar and stirred really hard to form a sort of cream on top like the cream that an espresso would have but the sugar creates the cream.
My friend married a Cuban girl from South Florida, and she moved here in CA. She made us Cuban coffee. Now, I'm not a huge coffee fan, but let me tell, no other way will do now! Love it, and I'm glad she brought part of that culture with her to central Cali 😀
yeah , but is she hot ? you know , dat azz doe fool !!
Is it the same as strong espresso? I had a small shot glass in a Portuguese restaurant. I didn't know why it was so small, I made jokes about it and while all the people were looking at me, I drank it all. I immediately started throwing packs of sugar in my mouth while the senior crowd laughed at me.
Is that what cuban coffee is?
Thanks
@@MrBikedrummer yes, I think that Would be a great comparison. Super concentrated, like esspreso. I have get to try it straight black though, I honestly think of prefer it with out sugar👍
@@BlueSparks25 It was very, very strong. I noticed that most people drank it black, without sugar.
I'm sad to say, but I'm not man enough to handle it. I can tell it's high quality. It just let me know I'm in the minor league.
Thanks
It's just expresso grind but it's made under high pressure and very hot water, you can use a rudimentary tool like a cafetera, and what you get is what I call hot Cuban mud. You have to add milk (ideally evaporated milk) and sugar to get it really good, you only serve it black for old Cuban guys with chest hairs like Velcro, and una tacita for San Lazaro. I personally don't drink it black, it's like suicide.
"Manolo! allá afuera hay un loco que dice que quiere un cafezote." XD shit this is gold.
Damn Poor Manolo. had to make A LOT of Coffee.
The thing that keeps getting me at that point is how he puts on the dialect and how he increases his talking speed. XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My stomach hurts 🤣🤣🤣
Dice un goldo
Translation:
"Manolo! There's some madman who says he wants a coffee!"
The latin culture is something else, the music, art, the conversations are passionate, heck the whole thing is phenomenal. I love been a latino
I'm not latino, but I really love the latino contributions to the world! Good music, good food and good coffee!
Latinx*
@@libertariancapitalist Most Latin-American people do not appreciate being called that. Spanish has no pronunciation of x, so they say latine for a gender neutral term.
@@libertariancapitalistyou better pray we don’t catch you lacking whitey
@@libertariancapitalistplease dont use that word that might as well be calling us spic
The first time I had Cubin coffee I asked for cream and sugar ... they looked at me like I was from another planet 🤣🤣
It came in a little Dixie cup 🤣
I didn't sleep for 2 days 🤣
Lol😅😅🤣🤣
I never get tired of watching this guy . He has the comedic gift of what ever comes out of his mouth or just a look can send a person into hysterical laughter.
On a side note , espresso has a stronger taste than regular coffee but actually has less caffeine . Sorry , i just had to throw that bit of trivia into the mix.
Maybe American expresso. LOL. Cuban coffee, actual Cuban coffee, is very concentrated. I'm from a Cuban family so I know. Every time I go to family's homes or get togethers, Cuban coffee is the drink.
The first time I had Cuban coffee, a friend of my mom's served it to me. I was 15.
I was charmed by the size of the cup. And then I tried it...
I didn't sleep until next morning. Hahahaha
Martin's face when he said he drank the wholw thing he's like "oh yeah he did it"
I'll bet that Martìn has some stories that he could tell, that Gabriel hasn't....
"Vaya con Dios" 😂😂😂😂I've had that type of coffee. That is super strong motor oil but very delicious.
Pretty sure given the amount of caffeine he just got; it should have been vaya a Dios, instead of con Dios - waiter was sure he dead. XD (vaya con dios = go with God; vaya a Dios = go to God).
Hola would like to try some!!!
niqqa how can a motor oil type of coffee be delicious
motor oil tastes so nasty that even my car spits it out of the engine on a daily basis 😂
@@required1439 laughs softly.. because it's so strong it becomes almost velvety syrup.. with a punch
The first time I ever ordered Cuban coffee they gave me five little cups....I figured out why the next day...viva Miami y viva todos los latinos...ustedes son los mejores del mundo...mis amigos por siempre y siempre...I'm still learning...
I went on an a trip to Miami back in the day with a friend... we had a fight so I was 'stuck' with her Cuban friend. We had crazy coffee all hours of the day. Ditched that friend and gained an awesome group of Cuban friends. 😂 ❤️
My friend is half Cuban and he’s told me stories about how strong this stuff is. He made some for me and I was in coffee Nirvana. Lol
Had gone to my Cuban friends house to hang out & talk to his parents. Their hospitality was impeccable. Offered a coffee espresso, small cup etc, but the best I had in a while. Thanks Mr 😇& Mrs B.🇨🇺☕ strong and put hair back on a bald head.🙆♂️
I'm a Cuban halfbreed and found what Gabriel said to be hysterical. I showed it to my Cuban mother who actually enjoyed it. So I showed it to some of my Cuban relatives. Many of whom live in Miami!
I went there and had the coffee, I was up for almost 2 days straight with all the energy in the world 😆
I have to go there and try it
Gabe is such a natural comedian and I really enjoy his material. Loved the Desi clip and in the great movie Mask with Jim Carey they show that exact dance he does to hypnotize the cops. I never realized they got it from this Desi Clip.
2:15 = THE most hilarious Cuban impression ever
I will be saying "QUE TU QUIERE?!!" a lot more now.
I've got espresso in the freezer right now from Miami, FL that I'm pretty damn sure is of Cuban decent because of how strong it is. I love it! The stronger the better.
Glad I discovered Gabriel today xDDD lol. As a chilean who also speaks english I can fully understand every bit of every joke Gabriel makes. Nothing like having the best of both worlds. This guy had me dying from the first joke! xDDDDD
I fell in love with Cuba Coffee when I lived in S. FL, now living in SW VA, I still drink it, it's been 25 yrs now
I made the same mistake the first time I got cafecito. Took me three days to get any sleep.
*OK*
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*OK*
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*OK*
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Lol I'm dead😂😂😂😂
Ok
ok?
Ok?
*OK* ???
Okay
*#lolz*
Okay?
Picks up the bowl and chugs it, LOL
OOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKK?
I see Desi Arnaz singing Cuban Petet but I hear Jim Carrey's mask singing it......
Was thinking that myself.
Same here, lol!
Same here 🤣🤣🤣 I actually visualized the actual Jim Carrey The Mask Cuban Pete scene
I know right? I love that bit in the film.
Same here
"vaya con dio' '" im dying 🤣
"I don't know what the rooster does, but look out for him."
XD
Look*
“we’re here coming to you from south florida”
me: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
DESI!!!!! I just turned 7 yrs old again. Thank you Fluffy!
That sounds like the "Turkish Expresso" I bought while stationed in Kuwait. It will make you "see through Walls"!! It also came Boiling hot in a small stainless cup!
Yep some of those Cuban Restuarants they are pretty blunt, and no nonsence, "que va querrer"!! "whadda ya havin"!!
I would like to try this Cuban coffee but alas... I'm in Singapore and I doubt I can get some here. I wish Cuba is just 3 hours away drive!
Awesome Cuban accent.Had me rollin' there.Love the ending too,with Ricky Ricardo.
Ok 6 weeks later....when his heart started beating regular after that 16oz Cuban Coffee..I bet he lost 20lbs..cuban coffee is liquid crack..been there done that had the arrhythmia
Lost weight how? I must know this! Lol
Lost weight because he was wired all the time for 6 weeks. Non stop. Going going going. Burning calories. That’s how.
Look at some of ingredients of the fat/calorie burning pills. They are designed to raise your heart rate.
@@ms.delarosa8642 coffee is a stimulat, the drawback it wears off your heart faster as well
@@etofok I often drink some strong coffee after an all nighter because of work. I didn't think of the drawback ...
Fluffy: The kind of guy to ask for a glass of tequila and not a shot.
Fluffy for ever man 🤩no one can beat him man
Videos like these always make me laugh when I’m upset, 10/10 best comedian imo
im cuban and when i heard 3:28 i was DEAD
That shirt design has a nice slimming effect
I haven’t heard that Cuban Pete song since I watched Jim Carrey’s the mask
"Ung.... cafessito."
"What's this?"
"Eh ung cafessito!"
YES! As a floridian this made me so happy!
That Ending though 🤣🤣🤣
Retired RN here in Miami I’ve been able to stay awake and alert when working the night shift because of Cuban coffee.
They're not bananas; they're plaintains, like a cousin to the banana.
He's making a joke..
American Mexican..
The plantain is the “missing link” between the banana and the potato
Char Reed Mexican people call regular eating bananas “plátanos”, but that’s also what they call plantains, so confusion 😅
@@wrinkleintime4257 Because they can't produce bananas nor plantains in their freaking desserts.
Raynor
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Cubans too
Platano = banana
Platano = plantain
It changes when you prepare it a certain way
We distinguish them by variety type not the generic name. So there's pinto and theres macho and burro and many more
So if you fry green plantains thigh cut then smash it then fry it again they're called tostones
If you get a sweet one but not the bananas but the ripe version of the green plantain and you fry it or bake it you got Maduros (they MUST be very very ripe, the peel should be borderline black for ultimate sweetness as long as it doesn't have mold)
If you get the green plantains and cut them pretty thin and fry them you get Chicharritas/Mariquitas
Weird I know
I once had a friend who was cuban. His family moved from cuba to the US and i thought that was really cool. I love learning and trying new things from around the world. Now, my friend lives on his own, he’s got a nice apartment in a good part of the city that i live in, and he asks me if i wanted to stay the night with him, because we always hang out in each others homes and he’s, more than once, slept over at my place, but i’ve never done so at his. So i say all right and we hang out at his place. We played video games, watched tv, and around dinner time, he made this big cuban meal that was really good. His family, before they left cuba, were really good culinary chefs, andwhen he was young hisfamily taught him everything they knew about cooking, and ever since he’s wanted to become a professional chef,so when i said his food was really good, i seriously mean really good.
Now just follow along because i’m getting to the main part of the story.
So, after that night, when i woke up on his couch, i heard something from the kitchen, which was just my friend making breakfast for us, which was all really good and everything, but the one thing that caught my interest was that, during breakfast i noticed hehad this little glass of coffee, which was a special cuban coffee that his parents taught him to make. Now i say special because not only did they manage to make it taste good, but they also found a way to make it more caffinated, like one of those 8 hour energy drinks if it were beefed up to 18 hours. The thing was, at that time i wasn’t aware of how caffinated it was, so i tell him that i was going to get some coffee too, and he tells me to not get too much. I thought he meant that he wanted another cup so i should leave him some, but he was actually warning me not to get too much. It then clicked on him that i had no idea this stuff was that powerful and he got up to check on me, only to find me with a big coffee mug, with half the coffee in it already gone. As soon as he told me about the intense power of cuban coffee, i knew i was in some deep trouble. And here’s where it goes from bad to just plain stupid. I have absolutely no idea what forced me to do it, but after he told me of the cuban coffee, the dirst thing i did was drink the rest of the coffee in the mug in one go. To this day, i still have no idea why i thought that was a good idea, but i do know that after a half an hour, i was completely bouncing off the walls crazy. I could not keep still for a second and my friend knew that if i stayed in his apartment, i would possibly break something. So we went off around the city to burn off the caffine. He drove, i ran. Some of the day i can’t even remember because it all seemed like a caffinated dream.the last thing i remember was when i was at my house, on my couch, my whole body washurting and there was a note on me from my friend that said “ brought you home. You ran a lot. Next time, you get decaf.”
And that was the strangest day that i can’t remember.
I once had cofee like that.
Now i am a true cofee guy, but that stuff is STRONG.
Its like "oh hell no" on the fatness level list.
Did you know coffee has two "f".
I love Lucy after Gabriel Iglesias now that really made my Saturday night even better.
wow.
Now i am going to get some Cuban Coffee.
Totally not sarcasm, I LOVE the Desi Arnaz clip at the end. 😍 Not expecting that after a Gabriel Iglesias vid, but I love Desi's music and that was an awesome addition.
Im cuban and i tell you Gabriel Iglesias is Hillarious! Good work bro!
Ooooooooh yeah its my song!!! CHIC CHICCY BOOM!!! 💃 wooh!!! 😂
Anyone who hasn’t liked this comment doesn’t know true art XD
I drank this stuff in med school, by the cup! Best Coffee EVER!!!! :D
90 minutes sleep last night, over night call tonight and a final tomorrow?
NO PROBLEM!!!
(but I will need another cup of coffee please.)
Que tu quierre!!!😅😅
Jude Renois I forgot
@Gonzalo Araujo I know. It sounds rude and assertive!
Much love from the Cubans broe Dios te vendiga hermano y te traiga mucha felicidad para ti y tu familia
you are one of the best comedians in the world!!! be strong!!!
Mi mamá dice que el café cubano va a crecer el pelo en el pecho y que puede levantarse y caminar por sí mismo. lololol
Love him for he so hilarious without cussing too much
Funniest guy around love his stuff
Instant regret 😂😂🤣
Fluffy is too good 😂😂😂
I like Desi at the end, because everyone thinks Cuba was always like it was under Castro. It wasn't. It was once a popular place for Americans to visit, enjoy the music, and try the food.
Vaya con Dios, Fluffy.
I fucking lost it :') :') xD 3:13
Okkkkkeeee okkkkeeeee okkkeeeeeee😂😂😂😂😂
The Cuban accent is perfect! Hahaha!
As soon as you here “Martin and I” shit going down
i grew up on 5th st......calle ocho was my stomping grounds.
Still wouldn't be enough to wake me up for my 6am shift at work
cellogirl20 wait till you try it. It’ll wake up faster than a redbull
Had some real Cuban coffee and sandwich some of the food and coffee i ever had, looking forward to my next trip to the keys.
Lived in south Florida my whole life once had a job at a car wash and my manager would bring everybody that coffee in Ketchup cups, Its basically rocket fuel.
Aw love the Desi piece. He was a beautiful genius.
Ralpie May - Cuban Coffee listen to that one the original?
zocker bit austin tacious special
Ralphie's bit is much funnier
Definitely
I was looking for this comment.
Me and a customer (I work retail) we’re talking coffee earlier, and I mentioned this video, and now I see it on my yt, I haven’t seen your vids on my suggested In a while
Always thought it was so funny how Desi actually took himself so seriously at the Tropicana to show what a great talent he was. Never did anything past that.
Love this scene, the best ever for Rickie❤
Damn I was here living in Florida buy I never saw him
and the best part? I never knew Cuba Pete existed outside of the movie the Mask... I love that this song is an actual song!
Im on the j train dying and every person on this train is lookingbat me weird. Im about to yell its fluffy!!! Hahahahaha
What did the waiter say before telling someone to call 911?
"vaya con dios" go with god
tiavanillastripeable oh lord, that's hilarious
He said
Manolo allá afuera hay un gordo que dice que quiere un cafesote que problema blah blah.
Monolo out there is a fat man that says he wants a huge coffee what a problem...
Manolo call 911
@@WorksOfArt thank you so much for translating.
Featuring the late Ricky Ricardo!
2:30 omg I hear Robin Williams in his voice
I love his comedy he makes me laugh
As a Fellow Cuban, I can relate!
Omg Desi. THE man!
"Martin and I"
All the best ones starts with these
I remember my Dad telling me a similar story about coffee in Brazil.
Cuban pete. The mask
Coffee addict right here
"Oh, so that's why he shaved!" 😒 🤔 🤣
I love Lucy at the end 😍😍😍
That Girl Lucy! Hey If it ok to sak you I love you 😓😓
Dana Deering what?
That Girl Lucy! will I gest sak you If it
ok I love
you 😓 please don't get mad at me Yes or No please send me message you wen
you get a chance please 😎🌹🌹
Dana Deering uh no
That Girl Lucy! are you mad at me yes or no
He sounds like a true Cuban lmao 😂 especially the “Ok” part 😂😂😂😂
✨Suri✨ lmao legit how we be sounding when we shout "ok" as if it was a real Spanish word lol
I always.. luved fluffy..❤