Friend of mine went up to a fat bird in a pub He said, 'Excuse me pet, do you have a pen'? With a smile she replied 'Sure I have'. 'Well', he said, 'Does the farmer know you've escaped from it'?
True story: my dad and I performed 50 Ways to Leave your Lover at my brother's wedding. For the encore, we did Free Bird. My brother literally fell over in his chair laughing. One of the greatest moments of my life.
I was a professional church musician for 60 years. What strikes terror into any organist's heart is when the bride says "O, by the way, I have this friend who sings."
Guys, HERE is Our TRUE Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
True Story. I got married in 1987. We hired a friend's band to play the reception. We wanted our first dance to be to "Almost Paradise". Our friend assured us they could play it. Fast forward to the wedding day, we go to have our first dance, and the band starts playing a different song than what we asked for. My first dance at my wedding was to "Help Me Make it Through the Night".
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 They were actually a really good band. In retrospect, I think he just wasn't paying much attention when I was talking about wanting that song and forgot all about it.
I had the organist play "The Final Countdown" right before everyone walked in. This was in 2000...he didn't know the song, and I had to do some serious searching to find that sheet music back then so he could play it.
I had a band with a drummer I've known so long, the guy asked us how long we'd been married. Nope, we were smart. Just wait til you really want to divorce them, save some time.
"Yesterday... all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as though they're here to stay, oh I believe in yesterday." My ex-wife actually suggested that for a wedding. Probably would actually have been good for a laugh.
I'd go for it. Lol Btw, really funny movie about that called "Yesterday." Somehow the Beatles never existed. But one guy knows all their stuff. So he tries to play it for his parents to constant interruptions. Lol
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It’s shocking how often weddings feature “Marry You” by Bruno Mars. “We’re looking for something dumb to do, hey baby, I think I wanna marry you…If we wake up and you Wanna break up, that's cool No, I won't blame you It was fun, girl” So romantic 😬
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I'm a wedding DJ... I just about died laughing. The words I dread hearing is "we just don't want to do what everyone else does".....oh the song choices. lol
ROFLMAOx10!!!!!! I got flashbacks to December 1993 and met the man who became my husband. When the conversation started to lag, he said his side job was working as a D.J. and spent about 20 minutes telling me some of his experiences at wedding receptions.
True story: My brother was DJ for a wedding in the late 80's. He had a little too much Champagne before the ceremony and played "Puff the Magic Dragon" as the Bride walked down the aisle. I kid you not it was the most hilarious moment never caught on film.
I saw a dog trying to jump on young cows and a donkey came in from.WAY WAY off in the fields, just walked up to the dog...and he came over, and then the donkey brayed right in his face! I've taken care of dogs for 35 years. I've never seen one move so quickly. Under the fence like it wasn't there and under the porch.
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 I want to believe you, really I do. But you forgot to start your comment with "True story". That failure renders the entire comment dubious and suspect. Signed, Random guy
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Donkeys are actually brought in to protect csttle from wild dogs as they can crush them with their front legs. They are very protective and can live upwards of 60 years. One of the most understated creatures on a farm.
Many years ago I was asked to create a tape for a coworker's wedding. He and his bride to be came over to my house one night and picked out all of the music that was to be played. As they turnerd to face the congregation and start back down the aisle....Olivia Newton-John's "Physical"! THAT had everybody laughing like crazy.
The best wedding song ever written? “If you wanna be happy For the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you.”- Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You
My mom played this at her wedding, as she had a constant joke about it when she was trying to find a guy. I think she's beautiful, but at the time, she couldn't find a guy, so she vowed she would play this at her wedding.
I told a college girlfriend about this song because it's funny. She was not amused and got mad at me. I didn't marry her (or anybody else). I now have the song on the rotation of MP3s that I play in my car.
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@@MikeV8652 Marrying her would've been a BIG mistake. Sounds like a typical feminazi.
@ She wasn't a feminazi. She was a traditionalist who thought that women were "sugar and spice and everything nice," meaning above any honest evaluation.
"HA-HA!!! HEE-HEE!!!!! HO-HO!!!!! To the FUNNY FARM!!!!! Where life is beautiful ALL THE TIME!!!!! And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and their COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA-HA!!!!!" BWAHAHAHAAHHAAAA!!!!!
Bride walks down the aisle "Here i go again on my own. Goin down the only road ive ever known. like a dreamer i was born to walk alone, and i've made up my mind!!!! "
"I want you. I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever ganna love you, so don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad!" True story...DJ played this at a friend's wedding.
Guys, HERE is Our TRUE Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@bigray1999 aw, you’re offended that some of us can laugh without crude humor? This is coming from someone who watches both kinds of comedians. Grow up! Not everyone has the same taste. What a miserable existence you lead.
"I can't get no satisfaction!" "I wish that I had Jessie's girl!" "She's a super freak!!!!" "Hey, you're a crazy b!t¢h" "Hello darkness, my old friend"
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@@nctpti2073 I HATE that song because it makes NO sense. "I would do anything for love, but I won't cheat on you" is a sentence that only makes sense if you change the word "but" to "and". Why can't people understand this? Now, let's say your partner is into receiving oral anal sex, which you find disgusting (loosely based on a true story, lol)... in that case, the song lyrics would make total sense. The difference being it's something your partner WANTS you to do, but you won't do it, no matter how much you love them. Unless Meatloaf's lady DOES actually want him to cheat on her and he doesn't want to... that's the only way the song makes sense... but I'm pretty sure that's not the case. Otherwise, I have much respect for Meatloaf's talent, and even this song is great musically and vocally, it's just the lyrics that drive me insane.
@@TieDyeVikki You are making the mistake of assuming a person is only capable of loving one person at a time and that love is some sort of completely conscious choice. When you accept that a person can love more than one person at a time, then it makes sense. He loves her and will be true to her, no matter how he may feel about anyone else. Someone else he loves might want him to be with them instead of the woman he is with, whom he is singing to, but, even though he also loves that second person, he won't do that.
True story: Went to a wedding reception featuring a DJ for music. He played some current tunes, but dialed up Frank Sinatra for background. Just before the bride was to address the gathering, Frank slid into "The lady is a tramp". Three people fell over each other trying to reach the mixing console while the crowd collapsed laughing.
Make it a medley. Add Golden Ring by Tammy Wynette and George Jones. Followed up by You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly by Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn.
"Lord, I was born a Ramblin' Man Tryna make a livin' and doin' the best I can And when it's time for leavin', I hope you'll understand That I was born a Ramblin' Man"
Rawk4Life: At my wedding (assuming I find Miss Right someday), I've got a contingency plan if an ex-girlfriend shows up. I'll ask my bride to walk down the aisle to "Love Bites (So Do I)" by Halestorm. (Look it up; it actually would work pretty well in that situation, lol!)
@@shadow_ax "Love Bites" by Def Leppard would also work...at least at those weddings where everyone in the pews is wondering, "What the h... are they thinkin'..?" :-)
My band played Steve Miller’s “Mary Lou” at a friend’s wedding. That the marriage did not last 18 months is not because we played the song; we played the song because it was obvious the marriage was not gonna last 18 months
Played a lot of weddings in the late 70's and there were two songs that people must have chosen by the titles without ever listening to the words: "Isn't She Lovely?" (which is about a newborn baby), and "Looks Like We Made It" (which is about a couple that split up.)
Oh my god!! I can’t believe I’m getting this guy in my recommended videos!! My teachers used to show videos of this guy when I was in elementary school!! God those were the days.
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True Story: I married my Ex in 1989. We'd been together for 4 years. She HAD a great sense of humor then. Lyle Lovett's 2nd album "Pontiac" was a favorite. Our 1st dance (By mutual agreement)...... You Guessed It..... "She's No Lady, She's My Wife." ;-)
I once played a wedding where the bride and groom requested I sing their favorite songs as they separately approached the altar. Her favorite was "My Way", which starts out "And now, the end is near." The groom's favorite was "Release Me" (Please release me let me go, for I don't love you anymore). No idea if they're still married or not.
At my own wedding, I had gone for a piss, and standing at the urinal, the DJ played his first song... "Release Me." It was followed by 18 years of abuse, and a divorce that went on for seven years, and cost me personally $150k. I haven't spoken to her since she called the cops alleging IPV. I remember it as "our song."
I actually started choking, and I wasn't drinking anything!!! All Tim Hawkins videos should have this at the beginning..... WARNING Choking Hazard: Do not eat or drink anything while watching the following clip.
I was at a wedding when the first song the band played for slow dancing was... Yesterday. Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh I believe in Yesterday... On a dare maybe??
I was at a wedding where they played Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd as one of the dance songs... "If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?" It lasted a couple of years...
@@ednutter7653 omg at my baby sister's funeral, they played Free Bird, but forgot to edit out the gunshot in the end! Holey majoley, we just about fainted, then started laughing. My baby sis would have LOVED it! LOL
Or bad husband. I've known a few of em as my brothers in law, who abused my sisters, lived double lives, cheated, had secret kids, and abandoned their own kids. Highway to hell would been a good song for them.
After our wedding ceremony, we turned to the family and friends to walk out and the cued up song was “accidentally” switched to Jimi Hendrix “Hey Joe”. 😳😳 We have called that our wedding song ever since. 😜😂😂 15 years ago this happened.
Used to love her - Guns n Roses Satisfaction - Rolling Stones Save me - Queen Creep - Radiohead I wanna be sedated - The Ramones Sexy and I know it - LMFAO Every breath you take - The Police Help! - The Beatles ACDC - Highway to hell
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Another true story: Many years ago, I did a tryout as a wedding DJ. The guy who was deciding if I was good enough, told me about a gig where another trainee played "Your cheating heart" as the music for the newlywed couple's first dance together.
I was at a wedding once that wasn't planned very well. They asked the band to play a song for the bride and groom's first dance, they chose George Jones' "He stopped loving her today".
So, my mom's boyfriend and ex-boyfriend are best friends. They are also both musicians and in a band together. Whenever they play, they always sing "My Best Friend's Girlfriend" and it cracks me up every time
Bride walks down the aisle
"She's a Gold Digger!"
or, "Barracuda!"
LOL!!! Right!
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CRAZY BITCH, buck cherry
Or classic 80s song " oh oh here she comes . She a man eater.. "
The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go
Forward Wolf What A Fool Believes - Doobie Brothers.
"Everyone *knows* I'm in over my head, over my head..."
haha good one!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
UNBEATABLE
(Bride walks down the aisle)
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!"
"Where's your head at?"
"shake that ass for a $20.00 bill/ crazy bitch, buck cherry"
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT WHO WHO WHO
Should be changed to who let the cow out.
Friend of mine went up to a fat bird in a pub
He said, 'Excuse me pet, do you have a pen'?
With a smile she replied 'Sure I have'.
'Well', he said, 'Does the farmer know you've escaped from it'?
"you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run"
*Bride walking down the aisle* Woah here she comes, she's a maneater!
Bob S. This will describe your marriage:
HELTER SKELTER!
"...and I said 'No, no! No, no no no!' I said 'No, no! You're not the one for me!'"
lololol
Dang it! I just typed that out, and almost hit Reply, until I realized it had already been taken.
My money.... Brandon Lay
True story: my dad and I performed 50 Ways to Leave your Lover at my brother's wedding. For the encore, we did Free Bird. My brother literally fell over in his chair laughing. One of the greatest moments of my life.
....and the bride took out a restraining order against you and your father.
@@lokisgodhi No, she loved every minute. (Turns out her own mother was genuinely, far more inappropriate.)
@@ejgoldlust A wife with a sense of humor - priceless!
A stupid DJ decided by himself to play 50 Ways to Leave your Lover during the wedding reception.
He should have thrown in " I wish I had Jesse's girl".
When my cousins left their wedding they played “Highway to hell”
“He is a man of focus, determination, and sheer fucking will”.
oh my...are they still married?!
I actually was able to convince my parents to play this at their wedding.
@@goudagirl6095 no they are not 😂😂
Your cousins got married? To each other?
Bride walks down the aisle: Stacy’s Mom has got it going on.
XD
That'd be bad if the bride's name is Stacy
😂
One of the bad members passed away from.Covid!
Ok but I legitimately know someone who had that song on her wedding playlist
"But I stiillllll haven't fouuunnd, what I'm lookin fooorrrr!!!"
The DJ at one wedding reception I attended played “All my ex’s live in Texas”. The wedding of course was in TEXAS !
Michael Alexander parody version
🎵 ALLLLLL MY EXES CHANGED THEIR SEXES...🎶
There is no such thing as an inappropriate George Strait song
A musician friend of mine on Aruba played ,,I want to break free" by Queen...father of the bride stopped him real quick.
I’m in Texas, and I’d be severely disappointed if the DJ at my wedding didn’t play this one lol
R.I.P
I was a professional church musician for 60 years. What strikes terror into any organist's heart is when the bride says "O, by the way, I have this friend who sings."
cold shivers down the preacher's back too.
and cause them to pray "OH LORD MAKE HE/SHE CAN ACTUALLY SING"
warning to everybody in the family: "If aunt XXXX volunteers to sing DO NOT ACCEPT THE OFFER - - - EVER!!!"
Church musician for more than 23 years here. I feel this deeply.🙋🏼♀️
Guys, HERE is Our TRUE Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
I could listen to 20 more minutes of this man just singing songs that would be terrible at weddings
another inapproiate song at a wedding love stinks - J Giels Band
another one bites the dust my dad played at my wedding
That would be great if he did an "inappropriate funeral songs" standup. Lmao
Twiztid Jester oh gosh 😂😂
I have recommended that song to all my sisters, daughters, and nieces. And not one of em would take me up on it!
I told my brother to ensure that that is played at the end of my funeral
you're dad is a god among men
True Story. I got married in 1987. We hired a friend's band to play the reception. We wanted our first dance to be to "Almost Paradise". Our friend assured us they could play it. Fast forward to the wedding day, we go to have our first dance, and the band starts playing a different song than what we asked for. My first dance at my wedding was to "Help Me Make it Through the Night".
That's hilarious! Well, you'll never forget THAT!! 🤣🤣🤣
You should have been working on the night moves 😉
It's not a hard song. Were you sober when you picked them? Lol
B, all musicians who say they know such-and-such are LYING.
Musicians will lie about the time. Lol
--a musician.
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 They were actually a really good band. In retrospect, I think he just wasn't paying much attention when I was talking about wanting that song and forgot all about it.
I had the organist play "The Final Countdown" right before everyone walked in. This was in 2000...he didn't know the song, and I had to do some serious searching to find that sheet music back then so he could play it.
I,,, You effing legend!
Iron Maiden "Run To The Hills Run For Your Life"
Lots of good comments/song suggestions out here, but Iron Maiden made me laugh out loud....thanks!!
MINIMARKSMAN run from your wiiiiife
Then play Wasted Years for the 50th Anniversary!!
If you really want to confuse everyone, play this: ua-cam.com/video/v6DHhXGlV60/v-deo.html
Hallowed be thy name
Bride walking down the isle: “SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU’RE TO BLAME!! YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME!” XD
I’m literally playing at a wedding tonight, and we’re playing “what’s love got to do with it”. It’s really interesting that I came across this video 😂
That's awesome, wish I could be there!
how did it go?
Does she know it's about a wife beater?
The Universe has spoken 😁.
When my wife and I argue we're like a band, we start with the new stuff and then go on to the golden oldies.
I had a band with a drummer I've known so long, the guy asked us how long we'd been married.
Nope, we were smart. Just wait til you really want to divorce them, save some time.
"Yesterday... all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as though they're here to stay, oh I believe in yesterday." My ex-wife actually suggested that for a wedding. Probably would actually have been good for a laugh.
I'd go for it. Lol
Btw, really funny movie about that called "Yesterday." Somehow the Beatles never existed. But one guy knows all their stuff.
So he tries to play it for his parents to constant interruptions. Lol
I had the Imperial March playing as my soon-to-be wife walked down the aisle.
Count that would have been the BEST THING EVER!! Unfortunately, my husband isn’t as much a geek as me
ha ha nice I had the opening score for Star Wars at my wedding, worked really well.
You are a LEGEND!!!!!! 😝
I'm guessing that's why she's still your "soon-to-be wife"..
Awesome! I had the opening song from Princess Bride. A guitarist and organist played it.
One of the first "America's Funniest Home Videos" programs featured a wedding band playing "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling."
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Note to self: If I should ever consider to ask a friend to sing at my wedding, make sure to not schedule the song until after she said yes.
"Imma make this a wedding no one's EVER gonna forget." XD
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😂😂😂
No, see... he already said that. Try to post original thoughts.
@@kshepard52 it's in quotation marks
Devil in disguise..
Star wars imperial marsh.
Ghostbusters.
Another one bites the dust.
jan Grube Wood in my friends wedding and he did imperial march walking down the isle.
I think "Highway to Hell" would be a great choice for a wedding.
Haha wife bad
LOL!! I always think about that song when going somewhere I really do not want to go!
Have heard it at two weddings.
@Icky Vicky : I would prefer Stairway to Heaven at mine, and Life's Been Good by Joe Walsh.
Or a funeral
It’s shocking how often weddings feature “Marry You” by Bruno Mars.
“We’re looking for something dumb to do, hey baby, I think I wanna marry you…If we wake up and you
Wanna break up, that's cool
No, I won't blame you
It was fun, girl”
So romantic 😬
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Bride walking down the aisle. "Fat bottom girls you make the rocking world go round!!" XD
Adam Gattis Or how about "Baby Got Back"?
I'd love that song at my wedding.. and baby got back :p
I was low key expecting him to say that
I don’t care what song I walk down the aisle to as long as it’s queen
No no hahah no
I'm a wedding DJ... I just about died laughing. The words I dread hearing is "we just don't want to do what everyone else does".....oh the song choices. lol
Oh god ... can totally relate, mobile DJ as well.
As the Kimchi Turns has anyone asked for white wedding by Billy diol nobody listens to part 2 of that song.
As the Kimchi Turns amen?
ROFLMAOx10!!!!!! I got flashbacks to December 1993 and met the man who became my husband. When the conversation started to lag, he said his side job was working as a D.J. and spent about 20 minutes telling me some of his experiences at wedding receptions.
❤️❤️❤️
This made me laugh. And yes there are a thousand other "inappropriate" songs out there. This video could've been much longer!
“I wish that I had Jessie’s girl”
If the groom's name was Jessie, I'd laugh my ass off. Too bad it's situational.
True story: My brother was DJ for a wedding in the late 80's. He had a little too much Champagne before the ceremony and played "Puff the Magic Dragon" as the Bride walked down the aisle. I kid you not it was the most hilarious moment never caught on film.
Link ? Or it didn't happen
@@haydencassidy9536 but he said "True story". Therefore it has to be true.
I saw a dog trying to jump on young cows and a donkey came in from.WAY WAY off in the fields, just walked up to the dog...and he came over, and then the donkey brayed right in his face!
I've taken care of dogs for 35 years. I've never seen one move so quickly. Under the fence like it wasn't there and under the porch.
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 I want to believe you, really I do. But you forgot to start your comment with "True story". That failure renders the entire comment dubious and suspect.
Signed,
Random guy
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Donkeys are actually brought in to protect csttle from wild dogs as they can crush them with their front legs. They are very protective and can live upwards of 60 years. One of the most understated creatures on a farm.
AC/DC "She's got balls"
That would have been great!
Dirty big balls
More Like AC/DC Highway to Hell
@@imthegrinchthatstolechrist4384 my balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right...
🤣🤣🤣
Can you imagine Tim Hawkins play at your wedding and letting Tim do the music selection for the wedding. Work's for me.
Many years ago I was asked to create a tape for a coworker's wedding. He and his bride to be came over to my house one night and picked out all of the music that was to be played. As they turnerd to face the congregation and start back down the aisle....Olivia Newton-John's "Physical"! THAT had everybody laughing like crazy.
The best wedding song ever written?
“If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.”- Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You
My mom played this at her wedding, as she had a constant joke about it when she was trying to find a guy. I think she's beautiful, but at the time, she couldn't find a guy, so she vowed she would play this at her wedding.
I told a college girlfriend about this song because it's funny. She was not amused and got mad at me. I didn't marry her (or anybody else). I now have the song on the rotation of MP3s that I play in my car.
@@MikeV8652 Marrying her would've been a BIG mistake. Sounds like a typical feminazi.
@ She wasn't a feminazi. She was a traditionalist who thought that women were "sugar and spice and everything nice," meaning above any honest evaluation.
@@MikeV8652 and she lived happily ever after with her 14 cats
"They're coming to take me away" is a good wedding song.
"HA-HA!!! HEE-HEE!!!!! HO-HO!!!!! To the FUNNY FARM!!!!! Where life is beautiful ALL THE TIME!!!!! And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and their COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA-HA!!!!!" BWAHAHAHAAHHAAAA!!!!!
"And the WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED, COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE"
“THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED.
COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE!”
If my future bride is polish I’m pulling that shit!
Bride walks down the aisle
"Here i go again on my own. Goin down the only road ive ever known. like a dreamer i was born to walk alone, and i've made up my mind!!!! "
I remember hearing about someone who attended a wedding where the bride walked down the aisle to "Send in the Clowns."
Wifes walking down the aisle.
"I'M ON THE HIIIIIGGGGWAYYY TO HELLLL!"
:D
+Tom B If someone sings that while I walk down the aisle I won't even be mad, I'll just laugh my ass off and roll with it
A friend of mine's sister actually had played that.
+Tom B You genius man
😂😂😂 i would like tim hawkins play ANY song at my wedding. 😂😂😂
genius hear
bride walks down the isle: *bo burnam's lower your standards
I could see something like that being pretty sweet actually. “We’re not perfect but we’re still deserving of love from each other” type of thing.
"I want you. I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever ganna love you, so don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad!" True story...DJ played this at a friend's wedding.
Saw this guy live. Actually laughed harder than any other standup I've seen.
@bigray1999 or people who don’t feel the need to be crude with their humor and want to be able to laugh anyway.
@bigray1999 Big Ray Wet Towel.
Guys, HERE is Our TRUE Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@bigray1999 aw, you’re offended that some of us can laugh without crude humor? This is coming from someone who watches both kinds of comedians. Grow up! Not everyone has the same taste. What a miserable existence you lead.
"I can't get no satisfaction!"
"I wish that I had Jessie's girl!"
"She's a super freak!!!!"
"Hey, you're a crazy b!t¢h"
"Hello darkness, my old friend"
“...but ya fuck so good I’m on top of it.”
I Write Sins Not Tragedies is an EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATE wedding tune - why? "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a *WHORE* ."
That last one is called "Sound of Silence, " I think.
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 it is...
"You can't always get whatchu want" I'm dead 🤣
Or even worse high way to hell
@ComiccollectorGamer even better goodbye to romance
"You could have been all I wanted, but you weren't honest, so get in the ground"
Welcome Home - Coheed & Cambria
"I could make this a wedding no one is ever going to forget" had me dying!
"But I still haven't found what I'm looking for" bride looks around the room, pretending not to see her man.
Anne Lise yes
jennies got a gun, lolololololol
"Don't know that I will, but until I can find me a girl who'll stay and won't play games behind me, I'll be what I am: solitary man."
or the other way around, the man looking for another woman or even better yet, another man
"It must have been love, but it's over now" by Roxette.
White Wedding - Billy Idol "Shotgun!"
I’ve been at a wedding where that was played. Chosen by the bride & groom for their first dance!
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“Another one bites the dust” is the best wedding song ever.
Look at the lyrics; it's about a murderer for hire. It's a free country...
If your fiance is named Stacy : "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne
Or... even if she's not!
Yesss great now I have to go listen to this gonna be bopping all afternoon to this
Fiancée winona -
Winona’s got a big brown beaver and she show’d it off to all her friends....
Why not bowling for soup
@@rockboy2k798 Girl all the bad guys want?
"And I would do anything for love... but I won't do that"
Bride turns around and walks out.
But 'That' in the song is cheating on her or otherwise betraying her. Which the singer is saying they will not do. It is actually a love song...
@@nctpti2073 I HATE that song because it makes NO sense. "I would do anything for love, but I won't cheat on you" is a sentence that only makes sense if you change the word "but" to "and". Why can't people understand this? Now, let's say your partner is into receiving oral anal sex, which you find disgusting (loosely based on a true story, lol)... in that case, the song lyrics would make total sense. The difference being it's something your partner WANTS you to do, but you won't do it, no matter how much you love them. Unless Meatloaf's lady DOES actually want him to cheat on her and he doesn't want to... that's the only way the song makes sense... but I'm pretty sure that's not the case. Otherwise, I have much respect for Meatloaf's talent, and even this song is great musically and vocally, it's just the lyrics that drive me insane.
@@TieDyeVikki You are making the mistake of assuming a person is only capable of loving one person at a time and that love is some sort of completely conscious choice.
When you accept that a person can love more than one person at a time, then it makes sense. He loves her and will be true to her, no matter how he may feel about anyone else. Someone else he loves might want him to be with them instead of the woman he is with, whom he is singing to, but, even though he also loves that second person, he won't do that.
True story: Went to a wedding reception featuring a DJ for music. He played some current tunes, but dialed up Frank Sinatra for background. Just before the bride was to address the gathering, Frank slid into "The lady is a tramp". Three people fell over each other trying to reach the mixing console while the crowd collapsed laughing.
Best wedding song to ever exist: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife by Tim Hawkins
My wedding they played donot marry her fuck me
"You give love a bad name"
She’s got balls-AC/DC (that song actually got Bon Scott divorced. His wife complained that he never wrote a song about her. So he did...).
Wut? Really?
She wasn't dating Don Henley. Was this a surprise?
That’s just dirty laundry… 😂
Power move
*Bride starts walking down the aisle*
"Hop on the bus Gus. Make a new plan Stan. Don't gotta be coy Roy..."
Bride walking down the aisle
Tim: BuT i StiLl HAveNt FouNd WhAt iM loOkiNg fOr
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As the bride walks down the isle lol 😂
DIVORCE
by Tammy Wynette
Make it a medley. Add Golden Ring by Tammy Wynette and George Jones. Followed up by You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly by Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn.
lokisgodhi YES
"He Stopped Loving Her Today"
I love that he laughs at his own jokes. That's funny!
"Lord, I was born a Ramblin' Man
Tryna make a livin' and doin' the best I can
And when it's time for leavin', I hope you'll understand
That I was born a Ramblin' Man"
How about "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with."
I got an even better one....."If I'm not near the girl I love, I love the girl that I'm near!!!"
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"I Knew You Were Trouble" by Taylor Swift and "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield would be appropriate for the list.
OMG!! That would be perfect!! :D
Was expecting Jesse's Girl for sure
Rawk4Life: At my wedding (assuming I find Miss Right someday), I've got a contingency plan if an ex-girlfriend shows up. I'll ask my bride to walk down the aisle to "Love Bites (So Do I)" by Halestorm. (Look it up; it actually would work pretty well in that situation, lol!)
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"Love Bites" by Def Leppard would also work...at least at those weddings where everyone in the pews is wondering, "What the h... are they thinkin'..?" :-)
"I've changed my mind; I take it back... Erase and rewind, 'cause I've been changing my mind..."
"This one goes out to all the married couples out there!" *Should've Said No starts playing*
Should I stay or should I go
I always thought Meat Loaf's "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" would be pretty epic...
Bat Outta Hell could have a double meaning depending on how they take it
I have always thought “I’ll do anything for love but I won’t do that” would have a double meaning and be a real tacky wedding song.
Dashboard lights would be even greater
Love is: ua-cam.com/video/OtiujdK6RpY/v-deo.html
Actually I think Anything for Love but I won't do that tickles my fancy. I might even use that my defense when a woman takes an interest in me.
Confederate Railroad " I like my women just a little on the trashy side"
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My band played Steve Miller’s “Mary Lou” at a friend’s wedding. That the marriage did not last 18 months is not because we played the song; we played the song because it was obvious the marriage was not gonna last 18 months
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I thought he was going to do Fleetwood Mac's "You could go your own way"
He also should have done Carry that Weight, by the Beatles.
Or their 'Man of the world'
Or Tusk
Played a lot of weddings in the late 70's and there were two songs that people must have chosen by the titles without ever listening to the words: "Isn't She Lovely?" (which is about a newborn baby), and "Looks Like We Made It" (which is about a couple that split up.)
Bro why does NOBODY know Stevie wrote that about his child 😭 it literally says “less than one minute old”
"Go your own way"- FLEETWOOD MAC! No joke! I heard that WAS Played at a wedding... by the happy couple's request!
Big love. Lol.
Nobody knows that song.
Oh my god!! I can’t believe I’m getting this guy in my recommended videos!! My teachers used to show videos of this guy when I was in elementary school!! God those were the days.
“why don’t we get drunk an screw”. Jimmy buffet. Best when the family is reserved.
Love it
Haven't heard that song in years. About to play it.
Love Jimmy Buffet and all you 🦜 heads!
just love it! Our pastor played this short video at a marriage group. Been a fan ever since!
He forgot "it must have been love but it's over now"
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My mom played and sang "the old gray mare" at her sister's wedding (she got married in her 60's) it was hilarious.
Heres one...
♪ ALL YOU SINGLE LADIES, ALL YOU SINGLE LADIES, ALL YOU SINGLE LADIES LIFT UP YOUR HANDS!! ♪
At my future wedding, HE'S HIRED!
mine 2
Jason Brown
Play this at my wedding XDD
I would hire him, but I'm gunna be alone forever
Jason Brown Desperado......
Why Don't You Come To Your Senses!
Haha
True Story: I married my Ex in 1989. We'd been together for 4 years. She HAD a great sense of humor then. Lyle Lovett's 2nd album "Pontiac" was a favorite. Our 1st dance (By mutual agreement)...... You Guessed It..... "She's No Lady, She's My Wife." ;-)
Had me laughing hysterically the whole time
I once played a wedding where the bride and groom requested I sing their favorite songs as they separately approached the altar. Her favorite was "My Way", which starts out "And now, the end is near." The groom's favorite was "Release Me" (Please release me let me go, for I don't love you anymore). No idea if they're still married or not.
At my own wedding, I had gone for a piss, and standing at the urinal, the DJ played his first song... "Release Me."
It was followed by 18 years of abuse, and a divorce that went on for seven years, and cost me personally $150k. I haven't spoken to her since she called the cops alleging IPV. I remember it as "our song."
Women can be terrible.
@@fredhubbard7210 Sorry to hear that, man. I'm wondering how a divorce lasts 7 years?
As can men. People, really. People can be terrible
I actually started choking, and I wasn't drinking anything!!! All Tim Hawkins videos should have this at the beginning..... WARNING Choking Hazard: Do not eat or drink anything while watching the following clip.
This should be in the begining before the song !!! Is when you should give the warning !!!😡
frozen song
"I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis ..... But she's a Honky Tonk, Honky Tonk, woman .... "
"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?"
Epic
I was at a wedding when the first song the band played for slow dancing was... Yesterday.
Yesterday
all my troubles seemed so far away
now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh I believe in Yesterday...
On a dare maybe??
Lol YES
I was at a wedding where they played Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd as one of the dance songs...
"If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?"
It lasted a couple of years...
Ed Nutter Ooh, That Smell
Can't you smell That Smell
Ooh, That Smell
The smell of death around you
Suddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be
Theres a shadow hanging over me
Oh yesterday
Came suddenly
@@ednutter7653 omg at my baby sister's funeral, they played Free Bird, but forgot to edit out the gunshot in the end! Holey majoley, we just about fainted, then started laughing. My baby sis would have LOVED it! LOL
Bride comes walking down the isle....." You're venomous Poison, poison running through my veins"
Never even heard of this guy before, but this was really funny!
I'm glad I hung in there with this because it got pretty good. : )
As she is walking down the aisle:
"Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater"
Or bad husband. I've known a few of em as my brothers in law, who abused my sisters, lived double lives, cheated, had secret kids, and abandoned their own kids. Highway to hell would been a good song for them.
After our wedding ceremony, we turned to the family and friends to walk out and the cued up song was “accidentally” switched to Jimi Hendrix “Hey Joe”. 😳😳 We have called that our wedding song ever since. 😜😂😂 15 years ago this happened.
Used to love her - Guns n Roses
Satisfaction - Rolling Stones
Save me - Queen
Creep - Radiohead
I wanna be sedated - The Ramones
Sexy and I know it - LMFAO
Every breath you take - The Police
Help! - The Beatles
ACDC - Highway to hell
for years now my title for "Every breath you take" has been "The Stalker Song"
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🌟😂 I have never seen this dude! This was awesome. It's 6am & my husband is like WTH are you laughing at?"😂
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I was at a wedding. They played Scotty Doesn't Know....the groom's name was Scott.
THIS IS GREAT
What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
Bonus points if someone randomly starts wearing a cheesy grin and bobs their head ALA the SNL skit.
Thanks.... now that is stuck in my head...
Must be played with a boom box on the shoulder.
Bruh...
Another true story: Many years ago, I did a tryout as a wedding DJ. The guy who was deciding if I was good enough, told me about a gig where another trainee played "Your cheating heart" as the music for the newlywed couple's first dance together.
I was at a wedding once that wasn't planned very well. They asked the band to play a song for the bride and groom's first dance, they chose George Jones' "He stopped loving her today".
So, my mom's boyfriend and ex-boyfriend are best friends. They are also both musicians and in a band together. Whenever they play, they always sing "My Best Friend's Girlfriend" and it cracks me up every time
I can't get no, satisfaction.