Latinos Are Not All The Same | Gabriel Iglesias

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  • @realsanmer
    @realsanmer 3 роки тому +5843

    “(Speaks spanish)”
    11/10 subtitles.

  • @heavenvalladarez2689
    @heavenvalladarez2689 3 роки тому +9891

    Honestly, the Latin American family is very mixed. There are latinos that look totally Asian, others look like europeans and others that are black. You can be confuse in any way.

    • @francescakibbelaar7465
      @francescakibbelaar7465 3 роки тому +288

      Factssss

    • @Eviligniter
      @Eviligniter 3 роки тому +876

      Because Latinos is a culture, not a race. Italians(the Latin league,Rome was the boss of that one) are the original latinos.

    • @dominicpersaud1155
      @dominicpersaud1155 3 роки тому +357

      @@Eviligniter Facts, I just looked it up a Latino can be black, white, Asian whatever

    • @ost2790
      @ost2790 3 роки тому +32

      @@Eviligniter facts

    • @KooriAkuma
      @KooriAkuma 3 роки тому +252

      @@dominicpersaud1155 it confused the hell out me when they ask this in the census because I have no idea what to put. Like you put Latino and then you're asked to specify and I don't wtf to put. Like, am I white? Then why tf are the white ppl hating if we white too 👀

  • @federicoverdicchio
    @federicoverdicchio 2 роки тому +271

    As soon as he said the Cuban cafecito was a tiny shot I instantly thought it's like how we take espressos here in Italy. Just did a little research and found out in fact that it was developed by the first Italian immigrants in Cuba. Then, it became part of the Cuban culture who brought it to Miami. It's incredible how much history we share together.

    • @hernan2907
      @hernan2907 2 роки тому +10

      Just to have an idea, Latin America was conquer by Spaniards and among the first to stablish in Latin America, there were quite a few Italians.

    • @victorialee1323
      @victorialee1323 Рік тому +10

      My cousin from Michigan came to visit me few years ago, and I offered him an espresso after lunch in a bar. He was so pissed off that the italian espresso is less than a half of an american one, and he was about to just drink it all at once and I told him to sip it slowly, also because it burns the tongue.
      He was really amazed of this way to take one's time to have a good cup of coffee, he was babbling things like "look, for me and my friends the point is the quantity... This is about the quality and the care".
      I loved his epiphany

    • @heidydiazdearcelanda8982
      @heidydiazdearcelanda8982 Рік тому +11

      Absolutely right. I am cuban and when I visited Italy I discovered that italians use to drink coffee just like us

    • @jal051
      @jal051 Рік тому +4

      @@hernan2907 That's because a big chunk of current Italy was part of the kingdom of Spain during the 16th and 17th centuries.

    • @marlenemurias269
      @marlenemurias269 Рік тому +4

      Federico, there are also old Italian enclaves within Spain. Many Italian-Spanish, in the past, were sent to the island. So, we took the espresso from you. Not only that, you gave us your love of music ( opera), and the lasagna and your fine ways to make pastries ( pastelitos). People don’t talk about the many cultural aspects we inherited from the Italians.

  • @neb3757
    @neb3757 Рік тому +332

    Fluffy is a great story teller. He really brings you in to his story and drops a punchline unexpectedly. Brilliant.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 5 місяців тому +1

      My favorite kind of stand-up. Dave Chappelle is great at that too, and Bill Burr comes to mind.

  • @salleymalia6762
    @salleymalia6762 3 роки тому +10150

    Gabriel: “How many Latinos are in the crowd?”
    Crowd: “Yes”

    • @camilanunez8108
      @camilanunez8108 3 роки тому +42

      @Rogan Bella chill bro

    • @wastedpotential9945
      @wastedpotential9945 3 роки тому +25

      @Rogan Bella what a fuckin nerd

    • @davyhekate8880
      @davyhekate8880 3 роки тому +13

      @Rogan Bella im not gonna read that

    • @carnage2967
      @carnage2967 3 роки тому +6

      Copied comment

    • @DFOS1001
      @DFOS1001 3 роки тому +34

      @Rogan Bella Latino is someone who was born in a country where they speaks latin (no one) or any derivate of the language as a main. So, pretty much any spanish, portuguese, italian and the like, are latinos. You need to cool your engines.

  • @yollandacarvalho7265
    @yollandacarvalho7265 3 роки тому +4516

    "you just have to listen the way the person is speaking spanish"
    *brazilian just left the room*

    • @rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333
      @rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333 3 роки тому +89

      How many Brazilians are living in the US and where? In example Mexicans California and Texas, Cubans the Florida, Puerto Riquean New York.

    • @paulosales6322
      @paulosales6322 3 роки тому +205

      @@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333 I don’t know the numbers, but there are a lot of Brazilians living in Florida and NY (but mainly in Florida)

    • @rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333
      @rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333 3 роки тому +8

      @@paulosales6322 I bet you will is true, but, in some way or some how you are not making noise in the point the average gringo feel a chill in his back bone.

    • @artie6038
      @artie6038 3 роки тому +46

      @@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333 The mainly louder brazilians are in tokyo right now.

    • @fabioraniery6950
      @fabioraniery6950 3 роки тому +94

      @@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333 actually more than 1 million brazilians live in the US, according to data from our ministry of foreign affairs. more than 300k only in the florida state.

  • @ZenFox0
    @ZenFox0 Рік тому +680

    When he did the bit about how Cubans and Puerto Ricans come in all colors, it reminded me of my time in the US Army.
    In Basic Training we had a sizable cohort of Mexican (or Mexican-American) recruits. One afternoon during training, on a very hot day, they were lounging about, as they didn’t have anything to do at the moment. One of our Drill Sergeants who happened to be black came over. I guess he thought they looked a little too comfortable, so he asked them “What are you doing?”
    One of the Mexican recruits, in a very disinterested manner, looked up and said “No hablo inglés.”
    The next moment, this black Drill Sergeant lit into them in the most ferocious Spanish I’ve ever heard in my life. I don’t know what he said, as I hardly speak Spanish, but all the Mexican recruits suddenly jumped up and got very busy indeed. He scared the hell out of me too. Awhile later, after he seemed to calm down, I asked him, “Drill Sergeant, where’d you learn such fluent Spanish?”
    “I’m from Panama.” And he smiled.

    • @karyn1091
      @karyn1091 Рік тому +63

      Uppp! I can imagine those recruits learned a few lessons that day!
      My parents came from Costa Rica in the late ‘60’s. Dad is from Limón where Jamaica and other Caribbean cultures are rich there. One wouldn’t think that he isn’t Latino and even when he speaks.

    • @travismiles5885
      @travismiles5885 Рік тому +52

      I had a Panamanian drill sergeant when I was in basic training but he was very light skinned and had acne scars on his face. Dude was a badass. He was a forward observer. His accent was very thick and hard to understand.

    • @tobby6312
      @tobby6312 Рік тому +1

      🇵🇦

    • @deezy2923
      @deezy2923 Рік тому +5

      Dominicans can be black too

    • @jamilsuriel4406
      @jamilsuriel4406 Рік тому +8

      @@deezy2923 that’s like saying Americans can be black too. Of course there can be blacks in Latin America. Just as there can be whites, indigenous, Asian, African, biracials in Latin America

  • @dcast781227
    @dcast781227 Рік тому +250

    I’m not an itto I’m an ande!!!! 😂😂😂 i love how so many of his jokes still make me laugh after all this time

    • @DoubleM-hf6ih
      @DoubleM-hf6ih Рік тому +5

      His jokes, the sound effects and the voices he does are the reasons why he’s one of my favorite standup comedians.

  • @cr1spy.s0cks92
    @cr1spy.s0cks92 4 роки тому +5298

    “You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, you’re gonna get stabbed.” 😂

    • @Lrxxx321
      @Lrxxx321 4 роки тому +188

      Facts I swear that's all Islanders even the rest of Carribean

    • @aliviastolley109
      @aliviastolley109 4 роки тому +181

      Being a Cuban I can confirm it’s true 😂

    • @mariaalexander427
      @mariaalexander427 4 роки тому +31

      So true! 🤣

    • @dickrichard5579
      @dickrichard5579 3 роки тому +7

      Frosty Fries_xx bro......cocaine

    • @ravsinghrajput2105
      @ravsinghrajput2105 3 роки тому +48

      Cubans do my lawn work,,,,
      And I call them Mexicans, they love it😂🤣

  • @logic2599
    @logic2599 4 роки тому +9593

    Every good stories always starts with "Martin and I"

  • @ajdutari
    @ajdutari 2 роки тому +191

    I loved it. No profanity to elicit laughter. Good humored jokes based on known idiosyncrasies without belittling anyone. Just like Trespatines. Bravo!

    • @bobthabuilda1525
      @bobthabuilda1525 Рік тому +7

      Oh there was definitely some profanity in the Spanish bits

    • @Angel-gb9gi
      @Angel-gb9gi Рік тому

      I only watch funny comedians that don't need to cuss to be funny and I just found this man and am really liking him. Funny, smart and clean jokes for us all.

    • @harrychristofi6725
      @harrychristofi6725 11 місяців тому

      @@Angel-gb9gi He swears in Spanish you dumbass 😂 just not in English, carajo means fuck in Spanish and coño means cunt lol

  • @nas84payne
    @nas84payne 2 роки тому +31

    2:50 “El negro!” 😂😂😂😂😂
    As a black guy from the UK, this was an education for me! I do know that Cubans come in all shades 😂

    • @DavidDavid-ze7lf
      @DavidDavid-ze7lf 2 роки тому +2

      Yes, we do...😉

    • @racksuprunway1979
      @racksuprunway1979 2 роки тому

      Scuro!
      😂

    • @sydneyoneal8602
      @sydneyoneal8602 2 роки тому +5

      You should look into the transatlantic slave trade and where the majority of black slaves were dropped off: South and Central America and Caribbean farrrr before North America. There are far more afro-descendants/black folk in Brazil than the entire continent of North America. And the Caribbean is the main place you'll fine black Latinos...Cuba, PR, DR, Haiti = huge populations of black and mixed people

    • @racksuprunway1979
      @racksuprunway1979 2 роки тому

      @@sydneyoneal8602 THANK you for educating us brother. asante

    • @otohime8516
      @otohime8516 Рік тому +1

      @@sydneyoneal8602 True, and America still thinking theres only black people in USA and in African countries, even some black americans thinks theyre the only black people out african continent 🤣

  • @lizz741
    @lizz741 4 роки тому +4669

    He drank a whole bowl of Cuban coffee!!!???...he'll be awake until January 2021...

    • @xoxxobob61
      @xoxxobob61 4 роки тому +112

      Cuban coffee ain't No Joke !

    • @trevormoses5061
      @trevormoses5061 4 роки тому +27

      @@xoxxobob61 Cuban coffee sounds nice.

    • @MitchellTheMitch
      @MitchellTheMitch 4 роки тому +8

      That sounds a bit specific

    • @hunnysenpai7249
      @hunnysenpai7249 4 роки тому +17

      Nah man, he'll just get the shits

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 4 роки тому +122

      I am mexican american and used to drink cuban coffee during college. Thanks to that coffee I finished school. Today I am a civil engineer.

  • @mariaguadalupeflores9535
    @mariaguadalupeflores9535 Рік тому +8

    I’m not an “ito” I’m an “ande” that was legendary. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @nmbusklouds242
    @nmbusklouds242 2 роки тому +15

    As a Cuban, this is too accurate

  • @kallyp384
    @kallyp384 4 роки тому +3692

    “You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban you’re gonna get stabbed”
    and THATS on pissed abuelas

    • @hectorg5456
      @hectorg5456 4 роки тому +34

      Yeah fuck those guys that made this whole video funny and enjoyable for everyone else to watch lol

    • @kallyp384
      @kallyp384 4 роки тому +7

      Eros Delorenzi aw we love you too xoxo

    • @TheNakedeyes78
      @TheNakedeyes78 4 роки тому

      Eros Delorenzi Thank you!!!

    • @Madferit91
      @Madferit91 4 роки тому +4

      Wow didn't know Mark Cuban had anger issues.

    • @gigglemeblahblah3266
      @gigglemeblahblah3266 4 роки тому

      Okaylee ahhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-gj1tp8lp8y
    @user-gj1tp8lp8y 4 роки тому +3655

    Red bull gives you wings
    Cuban coffee: it’ll make you swim all the way to the US

    • @mikehanlam9518
      @mikehanlam9518 4 роки тому +11

      hmmm... I am Asian, may I know is that belongs to pure coffee? or there's something else added on?

    • @SA2004YG
      @SA2004YG 4 роки тому +28

      @@mikehanlam9518 lots of sugar in it too. Some people call Cuban coffee "Cuban crack"

    • @AlexLay
      @AlexLay 4 роки тому +3

      @HL - Hombres Libres MGTOW cuban coffee was the best too at some point, it has a lot of sugar

    • @charmagne2102
      @charmagne2102 4 роки тому +3

      @@mikehanlam9518 "Cuban coffee" = expresso.

    • @hiveminder941
      @hiveminder941 4 роки тому +17

      Cuban cofee; gives you fins

  • @dorianrodriguez40
    @dorianrodriguez40 Рік тому +18

    I am cuban and I cracked laughing with this! Lol That was too good.

  • @Blackowl22
    @Blackowl22 Рік тому +12

    When I came to the US, (I was born and raised in Argentina). One of the most common questions, that I still received is: Where are you from? And when I say Argentina, Americans just stare at me, and say, “you are white”, lol and other Latinos: oh I thought you were “gringa” … anyway, we also come in different colors. And that’s what makes all of us unique.

    • @jal051
      @jal051 Рік тому +1

      I've got the "But you're white" thing a couple of times too, and I'm from Spain...

  • @rickygarza4801
    @rickygarza4801 3 роки тому +7728

    He ain’t lying my dad is Mexican and my mom is Cuban and the differences in the Spanish between both of them is wild lol

    • @dropfiyz5467
      @dropfiyz5467 3 роки тому +479

      i wonder how the arguments are lmao

    • @rickygarza4801
      @rickygarza4801 3 роки тому +372

      Dropfiyz it’s entertaining lol

    • @patrickjenkins6383
      @patrickjenkins6383 3 роки тому +244

      Ricky Garza: Being a (non-latino) Black American, I've made El Español my (2nd) language. You're quite fortunate to have parents who speak with (2) DISTINCT ACCENTS. Every Spanish accent is interesting in its own way, but for some reason, the CUBAN & MEXICAN styles are probably my favorites. 💙 😎

    • @vxsa5546
      @vxsa5546 3 роки тому +99

      You're mom when she argues with your dad " OKAY?!!"

    • @kimkim-qt6jb
      @kimkim-qt6jb 3 роки тому +20

      Hi I noticed your a half and half like me hilarious stuff....like torta y tortiqua....and tortiqua is Word for which is usually used for little kids but are completely different!!!!!! Do u know what the 2nd means? 😉

  • @OTBASH
    @OTBASH 4 роки тому +4162

    He's spot on about Cubans and us Puerto Ricans coming in all colors. People make the mistake of thinking hispanics are all brown.

    • @lamartrade7415
      @lamartrade7415 4 роки тому +266

      There are also Black and White Mexicans.

    • @Muffinga
      @Muffinga 4 роки тому +362

      All latinos come in different colours. There are black, brown and white people in literally every country in Latin America. But since black people are a minority most people don't think they exist. They are also, unfortunately, very discriminated against.

    • @lunkystraydog6572
      @lunkystraydog6572 4 роки тому +66

      Neovo leon, green eyed white Mexicans

    • @darellarocho5729
      @darellarocho5729 4 роки тому +8

      Oof another Boricua with a Genki pfp! Wassup brother?

    • @dtee5276
      @dtee5276 4 роки тому +41

      No lot of people think that all Hispanics are white. Wrong

  • @maryamfarran
    @maryamfarran Рік тому +8

    When he speaking Spanish, like a Mexican he sounds like Luigi 😂😂

  • @bobknee4127
    @bobknee4127 Рік тому +21

    I’m a white dude but I grew up two hours from the border with Mexico so I speak pretty much fluent Mexican Spanish. Moved to the east coast for my MA in National Security and because I speak Spanish they threw me on the Latin America subject matter and expected me to understand all the dialects, they chose violence with that one

    • @mabuzlouisofficial
      @mabuzlouisofficial Рік тому +1

      TOP 20 GALAXIAS DESCUBIERTAS MAS SORPRENDENTES ua-cam.com/video/Z_w8PKI8aS4/v-deo.html

    • @Nonamelol.
      @Nonamelol. Рік тому

      Spanish is a white language

  • @swrry_bae1012
    @swrry_bae1012 3 роки тому +2946

    "all you have to do is listen to the way the person speaks in spanish"
    *Laughs in portuguese*

    • @k1tty.k
      @k1tty.k 3 роки тому +152

      You mean “cries in portuguese”, right? Lol

    • @avinoduerme8995
      @avinoduerme8995 3 роки тому +34

      Kkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @nidiabenites8221
      @nidiabenites8221 3 роки тому +3

      Callate un rato

    • @generalhecks4345
      @generalhecks4345 3 роки тому +24

      americans cant tell

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 3 роки тому +28

      @@generalhecks4345 Well doesn't portuguese have bits of Spanish? We were never taught portuguese growing up. We see the similarities and a lot of the latino population over here is primarily spanish speaking latinos.

  • @vanessalugo5574
    @vanessalugo5574 4 роки тому +2569

    Nobody:
    Eminem: aight imma rap
    Puerto Rican: Oye hold my coquito

  • @thomasakinas1
    @thomasakinas1 Рік тому +36

    I am from India and I have been following Mexican culture for a while, just love the way they speak , the hot and spicy burgers and also the dressing sense. You guys rock.

    • @dany8855
      @dany8855 Рік тому +1

      And why don't you write this comment on a Mexican video? This video talks about Latinos, which is a broader concept than just talking about Mexico.

    • @thomasakinas1
      @thomasakinas1 Рік тому +2

      @@dany8855 I don't know whether Mexicans are also Latinos. I thought Latinos is used to define Latin American countries and as Mexico is part of that, I mentioned

    • @V.E.R.O.
      @V.E.R.O. Рік тому +4

      @@thomasakinas1 Mexicans are also Latinos, don't mind him. There's nothing wrong with your comment.

    • @itsmederek1
      @itsmederek1 Рік тому

      Burgers? Do you mean tacos?

    • @gretelmolgora5688
      @gretelmolgora5688 Рік тому +2

      Plus: Gabriel is mexican

  • @zyab6038
    @zyab6038 Рік тому +14

    Every non hispanic should watch this video so that when Hispanics say they are hispanic they don’t automatically think that ur Mexican

  • @BQM04
    @BQM04 4 роки тому +2776

    Cafecito is also the reason "Why's he yelling?"

  • @FernandoGuerrero94
    @FernandoGuerrero94 3 роки тому +2487

    If you hear someone speaking spanish, and no one understand him, even others Latinos, that dude is Chilean, trust me, Nadie nos entiende

    • @chica_webtoonuwu7223
      @chica_webtoonuwu7223 3 роки тому +44

      Tienes razón xd

    • @Park_Place
      @Park_Place 3 роки тому +111

      ¿Qué dijiste?

    • @chica_webtoonuwu7223
      @chica_webtoonuwu7223 3 роки тому +55

      @@Park_Place Dice: si tu escuchas hablar a alguien español y nadie lo entiende, ni siquiera los propios latinos, ese tipo es chileno, creeme nadie los entiende xd

    • @justsomejusstsome8994
      @justsomejusstsome8994 3 роки тому +18

      @Romeo 300 Yes in Mexico a lot of slang is used I know and Argentina also has distintive jerga

    • @justsomejusstsome8994
      @justsomejusstsome8994 3 роки тому +43

      @Romeo 300 I'm from the Netherlands, here we have the same thing going on with multiple groups. Such as the immigrants who talk slang, which is almost an entire different language at this point, just the same grammar and verbs. And I live in a region with a very heavy dialect (called Achterhoeks) which is impossible to be understood by anyone not from here. It's something I like though, because it's unique. And since I'm capable of speaking it, in the West they'll look at us weirdly.
      Dialects and accents are great aren't they? Bring great diversity.

  • @shawnkelly3574
    @shawnkelly3574 2 роки тому +3

    Love this guy he's so funny. He doesn't hold back at all. Wish I saw him live.

  • @raultalmon1467
    @raultalmon1467 5 місяців тому +2

    Brilliant. Cheers from a Latino brother in Uruguay.

  • @Jluna16
    @Jluna16 4 роки тому +1641

    Talking fast is a caribbean thing its like we talk in cursive

    • @javiervillacorta3847
      @javiervillacorta3847 4 роки тому +100

      nah, you guys talk like there is a competition of who understands the most xd

    • @cheybrown3063
      @cheybrown3063 4 роки тому +8

      Javier villacorta
      That too 😂😂😂😂

    • @valeriesanchez3074
      @valeriesanchez3074 4 роки тому +6

      It's okay they probably zapped off heroine

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 роки тому +40

      J Luna “speaking in cursive” is the BEST way I’ve ever heard an explanation of how we speak

    • @shaiska
      @shaiska 4 роки тому +32

      J.Luna that's a fact, Dominicans do that too! I am half Dominican and some times I need to asks my family members to slow down because otherwise, I won't be able to understand a shit that they are saying!

  • @kinglegault
    @kinglegault 4 роки тому +2677

    That joke about how Spanish people talk is so true especially Puerto Rican’s when they take Spanish it’s like they turn into a rapper

    • @sirsleep4lot252
      @sirsleep4lot252 4 роки тому +35

      It's all the caffeine we intake in a day

    • @krystalrosario4582
      @krystalrosario4582 4 роки тому +42

      It's so true I'm puertorican and I speak Spanish very quickly but I also speak English very quickly so none of my friends who are puertorican and can speak English very well just like me can't understand me

    • @Topchef2011
      @Topchef2011 4 роки тому +11

      And Dominicans sounds loud n aggressive

    • @saicoso
      @saicoso 4 роки тому +23

      @@krystalrosario4582 I don't know why but I read it really fast ...

    • @laterin92r47
      @laterin92r47 4 роки тому +6

      They have a strong voice so it sounds like there raising their voice even though they are just talking to you.

  • @v.c.2894
    @v.c.2894 2 роки тому +21

    You add a little sunshine and laughter to my day dear fluffy! I love your episodes from British Columbia Canada

  • @mojerhosseinattaie9324
    @mojerhosseinattaie9324 Рік тому +2

    Love the way he speaks Espanól 😂
    I love Spanish 🙏🏼🤌🏼🇦🇫

  • @fireworks4543
    @fireworks4543 3 роки тому +894

    6:11 vaya con dios = Spanish phrase - a farewell, “go with God.”

    • @aircastles1013
      @aircastles1013 3 роки тому +54

      Thank you! I was wondering.....until I saw your comment my guess was “he’s a dead man”

    • @joeridestrijcker445
      @joeridestrijcker445 3 роки тому +4

      @@aircastles1013 it's also the name of a musical ensemble here in Belgium... check some vids/clips ;)

    • @TheoCynical
      @TheoCynical 3 роки тому

      I knew it! Hahaha! Lol

    • @alexparra15
      @alexparra15 3 роки тому +28

      I think a more appropriate translation would be "may God be with you" (to convey the use of that phrase)

    • @davidjacobs8558
      @davidjacobs8558 3 роки тому +11

      "Good Bye" is actually short for "God Be With You". Godbwye

  • @Xerdar36
    @Xerdar36 4 роки тому +1842

    Both my parents are Cubans... I remember starting to drink coffee when I was like two or three... everything you said about Cubans and Coffee is correct!!

    • @francescakibbelaar7465
      @francescakibbelaar7465 3 роки тому +78

      Omggg yessss my mom is Cuban and my dads Italian I’ve been drinking coffee for like years and it’s soooo stronggg americans drink their coffee so weak

    • @danilocatania5700
      @danilocatania5700 3 роки тому +21

      Same here, sicilian, caffelatte when I was 5, espresso when I was 8

    • @astr0159
      @astr0159 3 роки тому +17

      Same except I'm Guatemalan. I've been drinking coffee for who knows how long! XD

    • @yalc-04
      @yalc-04 3 роки тому +1

      You guys are weird lol I'm in my late twenties and I've only ever had 2 sips of coffee in my life once when I was curious what it tasted like and the 2nd time was when my mom wanted me to try a flavor and tell me if it was good or not

    • @danilocatania5700
      @danilocatania5700 3 роки тому +30

      @@yalc-04 don't know where you're from my man, but in the mediterraneum and latin america, you 're the odd one out

  • @patriciapalmer4215
    @patriciapalmer4215 Рік тому

    I love this man. Thank you Gabriel.

  • @magikaros
    @magikaros Рік тому +2

    When you said"and he came with a bowl-" I almost spilled my juice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @keithmontoya8793
    @keithmontoya8793 4 роки тому +1367

    "That's the only way cubans can make that swim." I damned near fell out of my chair.

    • @bryant475
      @bryant475 4 роки тому +6

      Me too lol

    • @vdenise
      @vdenise 4 роки тому +7

      i do not get the reference as I am not Latino , could you please explain , thanks

    • @keithmontoya8793
      @keithmontoya8793 4 роки тому +48

      @@vdenise It's in reference to entering the US illegally. The illegals entering from Mexico are said to swim the Rio Grande. From Cuba, they have to swim farther, so the caffeine jolt from their coffee makes it possible to make the swim to Florida.

    • @vdenise
      @vdenise 4 роки тому +14

      @@keithmontoya8793 oh wow, did not know this, thanks for answering, and immensely funny lol

    • @bryant475
      @bryant475 4 роки тому +3

      @@vdenise Yeah hopefully the wall gets built sooner than later 🤣🤣🤣 watch "Wall going up ft. JLP" for a real laugh!
      Here: ua-cam.com/video/HmfVbdwN6Hc/v-deo.html

  • @maryinsanfrancisco
    @maryinsanfrancisco 4 роки тому +700

    "And I found out Puerto Ricans, you speak Spanish like there's a time limit." OMG 😂😂😂

    • @thotpatrol4651
      @thotpatrol4651 4 роки тому +26

      Lmafoo he confuse Puerto Rican’s with Dominican 🤣 Dominican talks like there’s no time limits

    • @vaderladyl
      @vaderladyl 4 роки тому +3

      I second that. We do speak fast.

    • @jttekton
      @jttekton 4 роки тому +1

      lmao there a Puerto Rican kid who speaks fast like there's actually a time limit and he only speaks spanish, but understands English

    • @z5399
      @z5399 4 роки тому +3

      Thot Patrol they both do

    • @josemer22
      @josemer22 4 роки тому +3

      maryinsanfrancisco thats so inaccurate tho its dominicans the ones that speak like that lmao

  • @neffyiffy
    @neffyiffy Рік тому +7

    Am i the only one that already starts chuckling hearing him the first 5 seconds of this video before he even gets into the main thing? 😂

  • @cherylbourgeois3417
    @cherylbourgeois3417 Рік тому +2

    He is so right. He really spins the homer in it too. I love Fluffy.

  • @cravensvt
    @cravensvt 4 роки тому +7931

    Cuban coffee is why meth didn’t take off in Miami.

    • @coram001
      @coram001 4 роки тому +22

      LMAO!!

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 4 роки тому +245

      @Hey Yo Yes, too much caffeine can make your heart skip beats. I've always stopped at that point, I don't like dubstep enough to want to live it.

    • @mariastormer800
      @mariastormer800 4 роки тому +12

      LMAO 😂

    • @valeriesanchez3074
      @valeriesanchez3074 4 роки тому +77

      Meth is no joke. I didn't sleep for two entire weeks from being wired on that crap . Glad I got off it. Really though , wanna be a zombie ? Do meth lol

    • @Malicient
      @Malicient 4 роки тому +137

      I know someone who worked for a telephone company in Miami. When he first started working the Cuban neighbourhoods, he didn't realize how strong the coffee is, so when he got offered it at literally every house her worked that day, he accepted and drank it.
      He said that was the day he felt like he could dig a trench all the way from Miami to California and back.

  • @barbaragrindstaff8734
    @barbaragrindstaff8734 2 роки тому +3754

    I am Brazilian and, even though we don't speak Spanish (we speak Portuguese), we are latinos as well and we share the same passion and the same cultural traits our hispanic neighbors do! Whenever I feel homesick here in the US, I go to a Mexican/Latino grocery store and buy my beans, rice and leite moça (La lechera) to make my brigadeiro. I always feel more at home around my latino friends. I can feel the warmth and compassion only latinos can provide. Love you, my Latino South American/Central American/Mexican friends ❤
    Btw, we also come in every color of the rainbow, from Gisele Bundchen to Pelé and that's what makes our latino people so beautiful 😍

    • @LuciAna-ir3so
      @LuciAna-ir3so 2 роки тому +33

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤩🤩🤩

    • @alienlatino2945
      @alienlatino2945 2 роки тому +202

      Brazilians have always been 100% Latinos, part of the family.

    • @maikolim37
      @maikolim37 2 роки тому +74

      South Americans and Mexicans? What about us? Central America has 55 million Latinos, and there's another 30 million in the Caribbean Islands, Latinos is not only Mexico and South America you know.

    • @fernandoulloa3437
      @fernandoulloa3437 2 роки тому +72

      OF COURSE BRASILIANS ARE LATINOS, OUR BROTHERS. OUR LANGUAGE BELONG TO THE ROMANCE LANGUAGES, THAT ARE: PORTUGUESE, ITALIAN, FRENCH ( I HAVE NO IDEA WHY FRENCH ?? ) AND SPANISH.

    • @shreeverma8473
      @shreeverma8473 2 роки тому +2

      Go back a

  • @Majessty333
    @Majessty333 15 днів тому +1

    He forgot to add how most colombians talk as if they’re whining all the damn time lmao 😂😂😂

  • @Radiointeractive
    @Radiointeractive Рік тому +1

    "You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, you're gonna get stabbed." lol

  • @ilonqueen
    @ilonqueen 4 роки тому +3766

    *silence in Chilean*

    • @eljote3
      @eljote3 4 роки тому +275

      Pobres almas inocentes del norte de la linea del Ecuador que aún no han escuchado hablar a un chileno. XD

    • @luciver3222
      @luciver3222 3 роки тому +134

      @@eljote3 si perece que esta invocando a chtuluh es chileno

    • @random_foo9712
      @random_foo9712 3 роки тому +9

      Out of here lol

    • @kid.hudson_
      @kid.hudson_ 3 роки тому +37

      Some of you guys talk at the same pace as Austrians.
      Although the Austrians have that “Mexican” style sarcasm

    • @random_foo9712
      @random_foo9712 3 роки тому +13

      @@kid.hudson_ I am Mexican. Ye we are sarcastic sometimes

  • @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables
    @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables 4 роки тому +2270

    I grew up being use to Puerto Rican Spanish. My first time in Mexico, it blew my mind how much slower Mexican people spoke Spanish! 😂😂😂

    • @Lord_Bibulous
      @Lord_Bibulous 4 роки тому +117

      Slower and I sometimes have no idea what in the hell they're talking about.

    • @neli4093
      @neli4093 4 роки тому +46

      Pedro Navaja and also it feels like if you are the quickest person or is it just me?

    • @Lord_Bibulous
      @Lord_Bibulous 4 роки тому +49

      @@neli4093 Double for me. Being from NY where we live a mile a minute. Everywhere else I've been has been different degrees of slower.

    • @purplestingstress
      @purplestingstress 4 роки тому +63

      My former in-laws are Puerto Ricans and when I first met them I was like dude wtf? lol They made fun of me a lot at first, but I adore them, except for the former mother in law.... but my father in law is an amazing gentleman and I love him to pieces. 😸

    • @gkhaleel1975
      @gkhaleel1975 4 роки тому +65

      And that's why Puerto Rican women give such good head

  • @maryk446
    @maryk446 2 роки тому +2

    I must have viewed this clip 10 times already - it's so good!

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom573 Рік тому +4

    What makes this even funnier is that you just KNOW Gabriel is right about this 😂😂

  • @william2821jr
    @william2821jr 2 роки тому +1299

    Love that dude can make jokes about different nationalities without insulting them, pretty much straight facts 😂🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @tonyfelix287
      @tonyfelix287 2 роки тому +14

      George Lopez used to do that, even with white people, but not anymore…

    • @juniorchavesopicassodeyahu988
      @juniorchavesopicassodeyahu988 Рік тому +7

      @@tonyfelix287 I love latina women❤️

    • @maysapost1999
      @maysapost1999 Рік тому +1

      Yes! Very clever! I loved it.

    • @tekpa1112
      @tekpa1112 4 місяці тому

      "that's the only way Cubans can make that swim"

  • @acheliwork
    @acheliwork 3 роки тому +793

    "You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban your gonna get stabbed!"
    -Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias

    • @laffin_out_loud
      @laffin_out_loud 3 роки тому +2

      I'm lost and have two ideas of what he's meaning

    • @MescaleroApache702
      @MescaleroApache702 3 роки тому +7

      HE MENT MEXICANS BUT HE KNEW THAT IF HE SAID THAT A MAFIA/CARTEL SNIPER WAS GONNA GUN HIM DOWN LOL

    • @Cubannerd
      @Cubannerd 3 роки тому +14

      @@MescaleroApache702 I don't think so, I really, really hate being called something other than Cuban. Even while I was still living in the island some people near tourists areas would ask me if I was from Spain or Italy and I would get really offended.

    • @MescaleroApache702
      @MescaleroApache702 3 роки тому +3

      @@Cubannerd IN MEXICO YOU WILL LITERALLY GET KILLED FOR BEING CALLED ANY NAME.

    • @MescaleroApache702
      @MescaleroApache702 3 роки тому +2

      @Romeo 300 Mexicans and Colombians got money 💰

  • @titomartinez9145
    @titomartinez9145 Рік тому +2

    I’m Mexican and Puerto Rican. And I have to say he’s Spot On. My Dads Side the Mexican Side the way they talk like they bout to tell you a whole story lol. And My Moms Boriqua Side of the Family. Que Tu Ase? Que Tu quiere Coño talking fast in rhymes and patterns and flows 😂.

  • @rodrigodiaz9472
    @rodrigodiaz9472 2 роки тому +1

    God bless the Spanish language. The Spanish conquistadors. The Spanish missions.

  • @stepankuzmin3946
    @stepankuzmin3946 4 роки тому +416

    "Martin and I...." is the beginning of legends

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 4 роки тому +4

      ThomasDaDank Engine all his best stories start that way.

    • @Wtnwdl
      @Wtnwdl 4 роки тому

      Racist gift basket starts like that 😂😂😂

  • @DapperDobro
    @DapperDobro 4 роки тому +571

    "That is the only way Cubans can make that swim!!!"
    That is way funnier than the crowd ga him credit for. That's HILARIOUS!!!

    • @bryamvasquez3057
      @bryamvasquez3057 4 роки тому

      Can u explain

    • @DapperDobro
      @DapperDobro 4 роки тому +35

      @@bryamvasquez3057 If you recall, in 1959, the Communist party, violently revolted, and came to power in Cuba. Anyone who valued freedom, and refused to kiss Castros bloody boots, was crushed beneath them. So, they fled the oppression and death, fleeing for their lives, and their families lives. To America, Canada, Guatemala, and other Central & Southern American countries.
      "That swim" Gabriel mentions, is when Cubans flee Cuba and come to Fl. There are Cubans fleeing the oppression every chance they can. As in every country that succumbs to the evil disease that is Communism/Socialism.

    • @GGigabiteM
      @GGigabiteM 3 роки тому +11

      @@bryamvasquez3057 The shortest distance from Cuba to the US is the southern coast of Florida, which is about 90 miles. Cubans have been fleeing the country since the 1950s when the Communists took over the country. Many make the dangerous journey on completely unfit boats and many never make it due to their boats sinking, equipment failure, navigational errors and ocean currents sending them out into the open ocean where they die from starvation or exposure.
      The US Coast Guard has been finding empty Cuban boats for decades from the ones who never made it.

    • @AlmaDeAngel
      @AlmaDeAngel 3 роки тому +9

      @@GGigabiteM yes my dad had to do this. I am extremely Thankful he made it to fl safe unlike many others who have lost their lives through the years. Fuera El comunismo. VIVA CUBA LIBRE!

    • @wrestlinghe2638
      @wrestlinghe2638 3 роки тому

      @@DapperDobro aww now it's not as funny anymore

  • @darrensutton4853
    @darrensutton4853 Рік тому +1

    I'm from the UK and have no idea about Latinos but this guy had me in stitches 🤣 I'm subscribing to see more of him.

  • @maigabrisr
    @maigabrisr 2 роки тому

    Brazilian here. Just love this 💜

  • @hitsuokinawamura
    @hitsuokinawamura 4 роки тому +4818

    How to find if your Latino is Brazilian. He is the only Latino that doesn't speak Spanish. LOL

    • @kikojavierguzman3939
      @kikojavierguzman3939 4 роки тому +146

      Brazilian is not part of Latino cause they are descendant from Portuguese.

    • @pedrocastilho4735
      @pedrocastilho4735 4 роки тому +328

      @@kikojavierguzman3939 yes, yes we are

    • @joaopedropeixoto8558
      @joaopedropeixoto8558 4 роки тому +231

      Here's the thing, though: us brazilians don't really consider ourselves latino, even though theoretically we are. This is because our culture is completely different from other latin american countries. Our music, food, language, ethnicity and territory size are unique in a way that we don't really feel like we belong in the same "category" as the latinos.

    • @joaopedropeixoto8558
      @joaopedropeixoto8558 4 роки тому +89

      @R3y 1245 who knows that better? A brazilian born and raised or you? Samba, Bossa Nova, Sertanejo (brazilian country music) are completely different from reggaeton, for instance. Our culture is a mixture of african, indigenous, italian, german, polish, japanese and many more.

    • @titoyama5760
      @titoyama5760 4 роки тому +130

      @@joaopedropeixoto8558 you are Latino from South America don't try to act like you are better because your are not

  • @raspberryjuiceentertainmen719
    @raspberryjuiceentertainmen719 3 роки тому +264

    1:18 “speaking Spanish”
    Thanks subtitles

  • @amichaels1871
    @amichaels1871 Рік тому

    Love that he is such a RESPECTFUL STORYTELLER 😂❤🇱🇷🌍

  • @beka8123
    @beka8123 Рік тому +3

    The man is a great story teller

  • @xxunpunxx
    @xxunpunxx 3 роки тому +742

    im mexican and i never really processed that we drag it out, so one day I wanted to see if it was true and I overheard my mom on the phone talking to a friend and _he was right_

    • @zerjiozerjio
      @zerjiozerjio 3 роки тому +15

      Aaaaaaaayyy.... no hacemos eeeso. Maaaalooo!

    • @fastlife9968
      @fastlife9968 3 роки тому +28

      The Mexican tongue is actually hard to imitate each state talks different.

    • @joemamma6344
      @joemamma6344 3 роки тому +1

      I never noticed i did that, i even have a habit of doing it in English man lmao

    • @rockgamegirl4551
      @rockgamegirl4551 3 роки тому +8

      yup Mexican spanish is the only one where I can make out what they're saying, everyone else I'm like ".............can you slow down a bit please?" and there's Puerto Rican Spanish speakers in my family, not including me,I'm Metis

    • @gelatinous6915
      @gelatinous6915 3 роки тому +4

      Either that or Mexicans talk rapid fire

  • @alvarofernandez5118
    @alvarofernandez5118 3 роки тому +2790

    My wife ordered a cuban coffee and when she got the shotglass, she also thought it was a joke: "It's because I'm blonde, isn't it? Haha, give the clueless blonde a tiny sip of coffee and charge her full price." She had a sip and her eyes got wide.
    I couldn't drink a bowl of cuban espresso like Gabriel Iglesias did. I'd start seeing things and then have a heart attack.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 роки тому +159

      You'd never blink again in your life

    • @tbone3972
      @tbone3972 3 роки тому +152

      Manolo call 9-1-1!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @Introvertsan
      @Introvertsan 3 роки тому +27

      Was she hyperactive afterwards?

    • @jaguarmemez
      @jaguarmemez 3 роки тому +35

      Haha and u gringos think your so tough

    • @thalesgprime
      @thalesgprime 3 роки тому +21

      @@Introvertsan oh yeah she was

  • @timscollectibles520
    @timscollectibles520 Рік тому +2

    the fact that people think this guy is funny is the funniest thing of all.

  • @scurvyjoe269
    @scurvyjoe269 Рік тому +5

    I used to work at a sheltered workshop, and I had a Puerto Rican supervisor. If you said the wrong thing to her, she would yell at you in Spanish. Luckily, I never crossed that line. Not only that, she also spoke Spanish pretty fast! I couldn’t make out any words that she was saying. And the fact that Fluffy mentioned how fast Puerto Ricans speak Spanish, just reminds me of her.

  • @davidkanat5918
    @davidkanat5918 4 роки тому +331

    Red bull: gives you wings.
    Un cafecito: *Rocket takes off*

  • @Xdst813
    @Xdst813 2 роки тому +1871

    As a non-Hispanic resident of South Fl, he ain't lying about Cuban cafe. Mayne, you wanna talk about liquid crack? That jawn had me wired asf. I was good to go for my whole shift.

    • @Miguelvillaloboss
      @Miguelvillaloboss 2 роки тому +43

      I visited Orlando last month & was legit the only Mexican there lol

    • @theemopunkisaiah
      @theemopunkisaiah 2 роки тому +28

      In the Poinciana/Kissimmee area its mostly Puerto Ricans, Cubans, Dominicans. Like its mostly people from the islands.

    • @emptyroomd9567
      @emptyroomd9567 2 роки тому +26

      That’s like liquid meth xD

    • @thegerald4762
      @thegerald4762 2 роки тому +20

      I’ve never seen such a Floridian comment

    • @EgoImpudicus
      @EgoImpudicus 2 роки тому +2

      That honestly sounds awesome though.

  • @Anonymous-kn6sn
    @Anonymous-kn6sn 2 роки тому +5

    As a Puerto Rican, i can confidently say that my Abuelita speaks Spanish so fast I can’t keep up.

  • @FlamingCockatiel
    @FlamingCockatiel 2 роки тому +1

    If his comments about how different groups speak Spanish is real, I appreciate the tutorial, as I have suspected that there are differences but didn't know just what they were.

  • @angu15
    @angu15 4 роки тому +3865

    “Latinos”
    Me: finally!! maybe some of Colombia! Perú! Argentina!
    “So Mexico, Puerto Rico and Cuba”

    • @AreEnTee
      @AreEnTee 4 роки тому +187

      Forgot Brazil too

    • @akira2988
      @akira2988 4 роки тому +124

      Or Venezuela! But...

    • @angu15
      @angu15 4 роки тому +50

      True! They always forget about us

    • @leorodriguez2401
      @leorodriguez2401 4 роки тому +32

      @@AreEnTee in brazil people speak brazilian, sound like portuguese but is brazilian

    • @pazfernandez6803
      @pazfernandez6803 4 роки тому +225

      @@leorodriguez2401 There's no language called brazilian, it is Portuguese. It's the same as when you compare Spanish from Spain and from Latin America.

  • @tafua_a
    @tafua_a 3 роки тому +887

    As an Italian, now I know us and Cubans have something in common.

    • @random_foo9712
      @random_foo9712 3 роки тому +74

      Mafia? Not wanna be mean

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 роки тому +134

      @@pablojesussantanatorres5721 I meant the coffee, but your answer was good, too.

    • @random_foo9712
      @random_foo9712 3 роки тому +9

      @@tafua_a lol

    • @random_foo9712
      @random_foo9712 3 роки тому +4

      @@pablojesussantanatorres5721 hahaha

    • @Diego-fd3we
      @Diego-fd3we 3 роки тому +46

      Yeah Cubans and Italians have a lot in common😂 like hand gestures and being very loud

  • @jacobmayer8916
    @jacobmayer8916 2 роки тому

    Even tho I haven’t spoken fluently in years I still remember bits and pieces that I can still get the gist of and man there really is that big a difference of

  • @bsilva6064
    @bsilva6064 2 роки тому

    GOD bless you Fluffy. Your the best #1.

  • @Abe-ASMR
    @Abe-ASMR 4 роки тому +517

    I lost it when he said “vaya con dios.” “Call 911”

    • @akh9748
      @akh9748 3 роки тому +9

      I didn't understand that but i laughed out loud when i heard him say it

    • @Abe-ASMR
      @Abe-ASMR 3 роки тому +14

      Abdulrahman Alabduljabbar it means “go with Christ”

    • @jyt_-
      @jyt_- 3 роки тому +15

      @@akh9748 literal translation means "Go with god" and that make it more funny

    • @alifewithluna4134
      @alifewithluna4134 3 роки тому +2

      Gonna have to check out your channel now, I love ASMR lol

    • @Abe-ASMR
      @Abe-ASMR 3 роки тому +1

      A Lovely Life With Luna do it! I don’t post very often and I deleted the bulk of my videos after I had a stalker but I still upload from time to time ❤️

  • @150booyadragon
    @150booyadragon 4 роки тому +3276

    So many people can't understand three things.
    1) this is a fast pace stand up comedy special. He can't spend 40 minutes making personalized jokes for every singular nation that speaks Spanish or Portuguese.
    2) The majority of the latino in the audience was Mexican, P.R, and Cuban. So why the hell would he be sitting there making Argentinian jokes.
    3) He said he didn't know there was so much black Cuban. He wasn't pretending like there was no black people in the world who spoke Spanish.

    • @StepupMoose
      @StepupMoose 4 роки тому +158

      I just noticed when he asked who's Mexican, Cuban, etc, is because he trying to point out what kind jokes or stories he could be sharing to go with the audience

    • @alejandraandrade2623
      @alejandraandrade2623 4 роки тому +96

      @@StepupMoose Exactly. He can only share stories from the races he had experience with and know what say.

    • @matiasquevedo6554
      @matiasquevedo6554 4 роки тому +16

      @@alejandraandrade2623 Says the filthy yankee who hates being left out of everything. Joking man XD. Understeandable. When it comes to race and culture Latin America is hella wide. Shit, even in Argentina there is already tons of cultural segregation. Thank that to a mixture of native empires and a hell lot of european inmigration

    • @bldpunk
      @bldpunk 4 роки тому +1

      THANK you

    • @rgdssd
      @rgdssd 4 роки тому +17

      150booyadragon it's AMAZING that many of the people commenting don't understand this. Plus, it's just a comedy skit. 😂

  • @dookieboy81
    @dookieboy81 2 роки тому

    I love the respect in this room

  • @Chet73
    @Chet73 2 роки тому

    Those Cuban fried sweet plantains are incredible.

  • @Jay_Park_
    @Jay_Park_ 4 роки тому +630

    “Dude, look at me, I’m not an -ito I’m an -ande” 😂

    • @velcranoxofficials9970
      @velcranoxofficials9970 4 роки тому +1

      Still dont get the joke tho

    • @velcranoxofficials9970
      @velcranoxofficials9970 4 роки тому +9

      @Danny Ponce Farias I know spanish, but thanks for telling me that the ande joke is referring to his overall body mass

    • @estrellazd7815
      @estrellazd7815 4 роки тому +9

      En vez de -ande debió usar -azo o -ote porque -ito es un diminutivo y -ande no es un aumentativo... por lo menos para mi así sí me hubiera dado risa la broma.

    • @Pokarface7
      @Pokarface7 4 роки тому +1

      @@velcranoxofficials9970 Grande. Gr-ande

    • @hugojuarez9282
      @hugojuarez9282 4 роки тому

      @@estrellazd7815 con mucho razón

  • @jorge6207
    @jorge6207 4 роки тому +1559

    All I took from this is that Cubans drink real coffee.

    • @backtoedencafe9406
      @backtoedencafe9406 4 роки тому +9

      He's too much.

    • @viperdemonz-jenkins
      @viperdemonz-jenkins 4 роки тому +7

      that is all I could think myself.

    • @pr0xZen
      @pr0xZen 3 роки тому +9

      I myself am more in favor of some freshly roasted, round, low-acid straight brewed bean juice - I'm glad there are so many glorious choices for the various tastes out there.

    • @brucebanner3566
      @brucebanner3566 3 роки тому +21

      Now I want to try the Cuban coffee. Cafecito not the ande! Lol😆

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 3 роки тому +8

      Cuban food is amazing. There's nothing like a hot and melty Cubano and two Cuban coffees.

  • @johnhillescobar
    @johnhillescobar 8 місяців тому

    Loved how Gabriel took the Cafecito routine of Ralphie May and added too much fun stuff to it!

  • @Losyde
    @Losyde Рік тому

    Iglesias: *exists
    Crowd: Whooooo, Whistle, laughter

  • @VitorPQRL
    @VitorPQRL 3 роки тому +812

    Gabriel: "All you have to do is listen to the way the person is speaking Spanish"
    Me in Brazil: "Well, Portuñol is a kind of Spanish, 'Mi español es bueno pra porra' "

    • @sevnesioran6193
      @sevnesioran6193 3 роки тому +48

      kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk I wish Gabriel makes some jokes about us Brazilians in the future.

    • @guilhermecalixto5796
      @guilhermecalixto5796 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tuabuelota
      @tuabuelota 3 роки тому +7

      He mention that because if you speak Portuguese automatically people we know where you from

    • @sevnesioran6193
      @sevnesioran6193 3 роки тому +5

      ​@@tuabuelota Yeak.. sort of. I barely can distinguish some afro-lusitan speakers from Portugal born Portuguese speakers.
      But maybe it's just me.

    • @miguelmattos6430
      @miguelmattos6430 3 роки тому +5

      Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk a nem mano 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thecreativequartz8295
    @thecreativequartz8295 4 роки тому +309

    "You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, your gonna get stabbed"
    Flash over to *one day at a time* on Netflix

    • @nayelilopez1066
      @nayelilopez1066 3 роки тому +4

      DukeAnimates :0 omg yesssss😂😂

    • @letterborneVods
      @letterborneVods 3 роки тому +3

      I was thinking the same thing 😅

    • @rayarena879
      @rayarena879 2 роки тому

      None of the actors on that sitcom are Cubans.

  • @monimoff_butterflypass
    @monimoff_butterflypass Рік тому +3

    As a puertorican I can confirm this is so true 😂

  • @pamelaforth7820
    @pamelaforth7820 Рік тому +1

    This is the best so far man you are good!

  • @maryjaneblues4012
    @maryjaneblues4012 3 роки тому +125

    Ive been depressed for 2yrs..at age 41 a truck ran me over & im in a wheelchair for life..Ive been lmao for 2 days now! Thank u Gabriel!🙏

    • @bellerain381
      @bellerain381 2 роки тому +4

      I’m praying for you! Hope you recover soon! 🙏🏻

    • @jimmybob9540
      @jimmybob9540 2 роки тому +3

      Take care man, hope everything gets better for you.

    • @davidzamora9510
      @davidzamora9510 2 роки тому +3

      10 years ago a taxi cab hit me, so I have to leave a lot of things (like combat sports or playing guitar). I understand you and I hope you're better :)

    • @TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch
      @TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch 2 роки тому +2

      Go to Jesus 😃

    • @TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch
      @TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch 2 роки тому

      @@davidzamora9510 go to Jesus 😃

  • @sleekilla
    @sleekilla 4 роки тому +478

    I'm not a "ito" I'm a "ande" lmao

  • @Hbush1987
    @Hbush1987 Рік тому +1

    LMAO this is so true!! My husband is always saying I speak waaaaayy too fast 😂

  • @warlock.420
    @warlock.420 Рік тому +1

    Gabriel you the best friend I never had! Was having a really sad Christmas, and you cheered me up. Thank you and merry Christmas!

  • @teemarahhal5932
    @teemarahhal5932 4 роки тому +247

    “you call a cuban anything but cuban, youre gonna get stabbed”
    and THATS FACTS.

    • @yeisonruiz8406
      @yeisonruiz8406 4 роки тому +1

      Teema Tamtoom Claro asere

    • @cubangirl00
      @cubangirl00 4 роки тому

      @@yeisonruiz8406 wtf yo no voy a apuñarlar a nadie 😂

    • @omarguillon7934
      @omarguillon7934 4 роки тому +3

      But don’t call me anything but Cuban , or I’ll get MAD

    • @cubangirl00
      @cubangirl00 4 роки тому

      @@mindy2215 well, that is kinda disrespectful depending of the tone you use, mostly cause many cubans in USA are not balseros, many of my friends went on a plane like everyone else. I am kinda curious, where are u from?

    • @cubangirl00
      @cubangirl00 4 роки тому

      @@omarguillon7934 why? Someone thought I was Brazilian or portuguese here and I didn't get mad 😐

  • @NG-we8uu
    @NG-we8uu 4 роки тому +367

    Take a shot every time he says "Martin and I" when you’re doing an Iglesias marathon

    • @dziugaspi2
      @dziugaspi2 4 роки тому +6

      You know you die from 20 or more shots xD

    • @vyle5933
      @vyle5933 4 роки тому

      Even Better, take a shot every time he does the car noise.

    • @bigh7136
      @bigh7136 4 роки тому +4

      Eykonic YT which kind of shot, a shot of tequila or a shot of Cuban coffee.

    • @NG-we8uu
      @NG-we8uu 4 роки тому +1

      steven hernandez whichever doesn’t kill you I guess 😂

    • @demetribrant5845
      @demetribrant5845 4 роки тому

      I guessed you're fucked either way

  • @jose1533
    @jose1533 Рік тому

    you gotta 😘 ve him he so hilarious my favorite his friend martin always together Great show

  • @The_Freak10
    @The_Freak10 5 місяців тому

    As a Puerto Rican, I agree with his statement about the time limit 😂

  • @alondrita3107
    @alondrita3107 4 роки тому +438

    I'm a puertorican, I grew up there.
    And let me tell you, we get impatient when talking to people. You don't know the puertorican way of speaking until you live in a house full of them. You spend two days there and you're talking like your tongue is in a constant mario kart game.
    I get confused with what the hell I'm saying sometimes lmao.

    • @bryant475
      @bryant475 4 роки тому +20

      One of my favorite Puerto Rican words is "Embustera"! And one of my favorite linguistic features is the inability to pronounce the R. I find it utterly hilarious! Vamo pal cahhho! 🤣 I also know another thing that really irks you, the Nuyoricans who can't speak Spanish 🤣 I love PRicans though, cool people.. maybe except the Nuyoricans lol :)

    • @alondrita3107
      @alondrita3107 4 роки тому +13

      @@bryant475 Lmao, true. We usually replace the 'R' with the 'L' as it comes out faster and easier when we speak. Or yep, we completely ignore it l m a o.
      #StopRabuse

    • @bryant475
      @bryant475 4 роки тому +9

      @@alondrita3107 I always wondered why that was (the R phenomenon) do you know? My dad is German and my mom is Ecuadorian, so I was raised with both English and Spanish. I'm quite grateful for that becuase I'm applying to medical school and knowing Spanish is vital as a doc (esp here in NYC). Speaking of which, I applied to a few med schools in PR (as they are still in the American system), but with the recent natural disaster events happening, I'm not so sure. How's your family holding up? A few of my family members married boricuas so I'm very familiar with the culture (I made coquito for the first time this past Christmas, my boricua family loved it, although it was quite strong 🤣). I went to PR a few years ago (My uncle and his wife live there) and I loved it! Did some snorkeling, bio bay in Fajardo, fed the Pelicans in Ponce, saw El Moro in SJ, etc. :) 10/10 would go again, didn't get to go to El Yunque, which has always fascinated me as a Nature/hiking fan!

    • @estebancruz7456
      @estebancruz7456 4 роки тому +3

      @@bryant475 learning spanish or a second language is good but alot hispanics get ✌️ embarrassed speaking Spanish,what they don't realize until they need is sometimes is required at some jobs,by the way what's coquito,is it coffee

    • @bryant475
      @bryant475 4 роки тому +3

      @@estebancruz7456 Yeah true, and coquito is a common drink in PR culture, usually made around Christmas time. Check online for different recipes :)

  • @jess-tameme1080
    @jess-tameme1080 4 роки тому +182

    My Spanish teacher: Have you been studying?
    Me: Of course I have!!! *watched Gabriel Iglesias all weekend*

  • @mrj.kottari8453
    @mrj.kottari8453 Рік тому +1

    "I'm not Fluffito, I'm FLUFFANDEEEEEE"

  • @dannyngo265
    @dannyngo265 Рік тому

    Gabriel, my first time here and I love it!

  • @STRAKAZulu
    @STRAKAZulu 4 роки тому +407

    I work with a Honduran. She speaks like there's a time limit, too.

    • @retroastronaut1000
      @retroastronaut1000 4 роки тому +5

      Lol maybe shes from olancho

    • @STRAKAZulu
      @STRAKAZulu 4 роки тому +1

      @@retroastronaut1000 not sure, maybe I'll ask.

    • @englishlearningcenter1470
      @englishlearningcenter1470 4 роки тому

      So true!!!

    • @josemigueljr
      @josemigueljr 4 роки тому

      Maybe she has some Cuban or Puerto Rican influence? My honduran family doesnt speak fast but at the end of the day cant expect everyone to be the same.

    • @rudylopez8879
      @rudylopez8879 4 роки тому +4

      And they also talk so damn quietly