Finally, Stephen's Tolkien Geekdom Pays Off

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  • Опубліковано 8 гру 2015
  • A man in Turkey is on trial for comparing President Erdogan to Gollum. But was it really Gollum? Stephen makes the defendant's case in the courtroom of being on television.
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  • @ceruleantear1
    @ceruleantear1 6 років тому +4577

    In case anyone is wondering, Bilgin Ciftci was acquitted of insulting Erdogan in 2017.

    • @Nortarachanges
      @Nortarachanges 5 років тому +157

      cerulean tear I was, thank you ^_^

    • @Gamingwithpitbull
      @Gamingwithpitbull 5 років тому +85

      I was looking for this comment! Thank u!

    • @TotallyHorsed
      @TotallyHorsed 5 років тому +73

      Thank you, Stephen Colbert!

    • @michaelmano7261
      @michaelmano7261 5 років тому +81

      I'd love to see that transcript

    • @iBelieveEverythingiSeeOnYoutub
      @iBelieveEverythingiSeeOnYoutub 5 років тому +41

      oh wow, I thought this was a new video since it played automatically after one from yesterday. thanks for that.

  • @r0bw00d
    @r0bw00d 7 років тому +3144

    PETER JACKSON: That's Smeagol.
    STEPHEN COLBERT: Don't listen to him; listen to me...That's Smeagol.

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 4 роки тому +10

      Haha

    • @zarlieck
      @zarlieck 4 роки тому +13

      Basically

    • @Marnee4191
      @Marnee4191 4 роки тому +22

      I always took it that Gollum knew he was going into the fire and didn't care, that he wanted the ring AND wanted the ring destroyed finally, to be out of his misery. He got both wishes in the end. Subconciously, did he do it on purpose? I always thought so. So, I thought he was a hero in his own weird way.

    • @Marnee4191
      @Marnee4191 4 роки тому +2

      So, I thought maybe Colbert would say something like that.

    • @zarreff
      @zarreff 3 роки тому +10

      @@Marnee4191 I never considered that point of view. I always saw it akin to an alcoholic who knew his next drink would kill him, but drinks it anyway.

  • @dracopticon7788
    @dracopticon7788 4 роки тому +1802

    Stephen is a true half-elf. You can see that heritage on his right ear.

  • @rpryce2140
    @rpryce2140 5 років тому +732

    "In the name of Eru Iluvatar." Now *that* has a ring to it.

    • @mariosellsbarrie
      @mariosellsbarrie 4 роки тому +2

      R Pryce Lmaoooo

    • @jbohnoff
      @jbohnoff 3 роки тому +1

      ...and WHO or WHAT is 'Eru Illuvatar'?

    • @scottishjedi1522
      @scottishjedi1522 3 роки тому +12

      jbohnoff God in Tolkien’s Legendarium

    • @ezlochocobo716
      @ezlochocobo716 3 роки тому +6

      Please tell me that pun was intended

    • @dielegende9141
      @dielegende9141 3 роки тому +12

      @@jbohnoff There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Ilúvatar; and he made first the Ainur, the Holy Ones, that were the offspring of his thought, and they were with him before aught else was made.

  • @554466551
    @554466551 8 років тому +586

    The law itself insults the President by assuming he is so thin skinned that he can't take a joke. By it's own standards it should put itself on trial.

    • @dengueberries
      @dengueberries 8 років тому +4

      +554466551 Hahah, Hear hear!

    • @DannyWilliamH
      @DannyWilliamH 8 років тому +29

      That's the thing. How weak of a politician or political figure must you be to care about something so trivial? How morally bankrupt and weak must the government know it is to even think to create that law?
      If you truly believe that individual citizens poking fun at you can start a revolution or remove you from power you KNOW you're part of an inherently weak system.
      Truth doesn't make a noise or sweat insignificant shit like that and the law itself is like a tornado siren - it's loud and says all you need to know about the government.

    • @doiknowmyenemy
      @doiknowmyenemy 8 років тому +1

      Well If you look at the history of censorship for government criticism, you can assume that the law will come in handy

    • @CareFreeCommuting
      @CareFreeCommuting 8 років тому +1

      Good point.

    • @peepingtom9342
      @peepingtom9342 8 років тому +2

      +DannyWilliamH I don't think that this is personal Erdogan's initiative but rather idea of servile bureaucrats and prosecutors. It's a common trait of all authoritarian regimes: the most ugly is not a dictator but an army of his personal bootlickers.

  • @bert2054
    @bert2054 6 років тому +1280

    Peter Jackson October 26, 2012: "I have to say, his encyclopedic knowledge of Tolkien is spectacular, and *points to a deprived childhood* in some respects.”

    • @johnkeith8072
      @johnkeith8072 4 роки тому +126

      I disagree. Escapism is healthy.

    • @deelzebub1213
      @deelzebub1213 4 роки тому +276

      Escapism was necessary. He fell down the Tolkien rabbit hole after his dad and two brothers died in a plane crash.

    • @ieatgremlins
      @ieatgremlins 4 роки тому +39

      That is so disturbing and sad.

    • @mellymel6543
      @mellymel6543 4 роки тому +45

      @@deelzebub1213 I had no idea...that makes his comments to Anderson Cooper all the more poignant ❤

    • @mariagraziacapitani8217
      @mariagraziacapitani8217 4 роки тому +1

      Dee Raver 😨

  • @miklein01
    @miklein01 4 роки тому +1265

    stephen could start a college course all about lord of the rings and tolkien

    • @brianhalligan9268
      @brianhalligan9268 4 роки тому +19

      Marc Klein a course on Tolkien’s world building and mythos would be amazing.

    • @chadbornholdt9257
      @chadbornholdt9257 4 роки тому +5

      There are already 100s that Colbert wouldn't pass. Check out The Tolkien Professor & The Prancing Pony Podcast.

    • @chrischerubini7766
      @chrischerubini7766 4 роки тому +4

      if only he could pronounce gollums name correctly

    • @chadbornholdt9257
      @chadbornholdt9257 4 роки тому +1

      @@chrischerubini7766 He mispronounces A LOT of stuff. Do you know about "The Prancing Pony Podcast" by Alan Sisto & Shawn Marchese? I'm the "Chad in Texas" they speak of. Everyone on there BLOWS away Colbert.

    • @naturalone6529
      @naturalone6529 4 роки тому

      I would definitely be a part of that.

  • @vergilvonkarma
    @vergilvonkarma 4 роки тому +335

    "IN THE NAME OF ERU ILLUVITAR"
    my heart has burst of happiness

  • @seop1721
    @seop1721 7 років тому +3888

    Stephen, do a regular bit where you tell the tales, by fireside, from Tolkien's mythology.

    • @axelblack1799
      @axelblack1799 7 років тому +55

      Tell the tale of the two blue wizard brothers who tried to help the east against a greater enemy than even Sauron.

    • @seop1721
      @seop1721 7 років тому +18

      I know of those wizards, and they were given names in some of the tabletop RPG materials in the 80s or 90s (which may be based on some of Tolkien's notes), but I don't recall that the enemy they faced was greater than Sauron? I think they just went East and the story is shrouded in mystery. I suppose one might speculate it was Ungoliant, Shelob's mother. She almost overcame Melkor/Morgoth and her fate is unknown, as I recall.

    • @axelblack1799
      @axelblack1799 7 років тому +8

      Scratch that "Greater enemy" thing, just looked them up. They did however weaken Sauron during the second age. And possibly lead rebellions against him from the east.

    • @seop1721
      @seop1721 7 років тому +4

      This isn't canon at all, but I think some of those game resources
      (awesome resources, really, from ICE/Rolemaster) implied or used those
      two wizards as potential enemies who became, like Saruman, swayed by
      power.
      I'll always remember how fun and yet irritating it was to see that Legolas was only level 9, whereas Glorfindel was level 50 or so. Jesus: leave a Hobbit in Rivendell and give me Glorfindel!

    • @axelblack1799
      @axelblack1799 7 років тому +1

      Is that a DnD style thing?

  • @mariokarter13
    @mariokarter13 8 років тому +2110

    Atticus Finch is my favorite LotR character.

    • @samponcho3412
      @samponcho3412 8 років тому +258

      +mariokarter13 It brought me to tears when Spock shouted "use the force!", but then Voldemort hit Finch with an arrow of darkness before he could summon his jedi magics - thank god Morpheus went back in time with the Delorian to save him, or I would have been devastated.

    • @Kamodomon
      @Kamodomon 8 років тому +56

      +Sam Poncho My whole body hurts after that one.

    • @thepleblian2079
      @thepleblian2079 8 років тому +55

      +mariokarter13
      He's the one that can turn into a mockingbird... Right?

    • @Kamodomon
      @Kamodomon 8 років тому +9

      The Plebeian My spleen!

    • @benedictifye
      @benedictifye 8 років тому +7

      +Sam Poncho it's "Delorean" - otherwise that's sound logic

  • @everestj8527
    @everestj8527 5 років тому +128

    Can we just take a moment to not only appreciate Stephen's incredible knowledge of Tolkien but also the SPOT ON Gregory Peck impression lol

  • @kitty6720
    @kitty6720 5 років тому +726

    I love when Stephen is geeking out. He should have a segment on his show for this,

  • @JonesCrimson
    @JonesCrimson 7 років тому +1884

    I would love to listen to Stephen tell us stories about lord of the rings for two hours.

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 7 років тому +22

      It would be kinda weird, I can't stare at him without laughing.

    • @Global00Vintage
      @Global00Vintage 5 років тому +12

      I would be so jealous. If I could get paid to teach Tolkien and LOTR to people I’d be so happy. Lol

    • @romankotas448
      @romankotas448 5 років тому +5

      He’s motivated me to read the books

    • @LelaosXVI
      @LelaosXVI 5 років тому +1

      Same bro..same

    • @sokandueler9578
      @sokandueler9578 5 років тому +5

      I grew up with that, my dad (not Stephen) still has a bunch of the stories memorized, and he read the books to my sister and I as kids.

  • @WarmLittleDiamond90
    @WarmLittleDiamond90 8 років тому +517

    "It's like watching grass grow with people in the way." - Also a fitting description of cricket.

    • @evolvedturtleproductions7600
      @evolvedturtleproductions7600 6 років тому +17

      warmlittlediamond is And golf.

    • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
      @theguywhoisaustralian1465 6 років тому +1

      Nah

    • @m.ivyluna4632
      @m.ivyluna4632 5 років тому +2

      warmlittlediamond basically all sports not on sand or ice or a mat...

    • @mishakellie5549
      @mishakellie5549 5 років тому +17

      Naw son cricket is way WAAAAAAY more entertaining then baseball

    • @TheKensin1
      @TheKensin1 5 років тому +1

      I'm kind of indifferent to both but I have to say there is way more going on in cricket. The multiple days to play thing is a little much though.

  • @ardaergor1718
    @ardaergor1718 6 років тому +2348

    Hello everyone who bothers to read this comment. My name is Arda and I'm an 18 years old and from Turkey. I just so happened to come upon this video more than 2 years after it's release, and I was touched by the sincerety of Mr.Colbert and the time he put aside for a matter that is so distant to his world. Even though the points he makes during the trial scene are absolutely reasonable and correct, unfortunately that is not what we base our justice system upon in my country. This particular case admittably seems odd, but it is sadly one of many of it's kind. I know how greatly the freedom of speech is valued in your country, yet it has basically no importance in Turkey, whereas there are 156 journalists in prison at this moment. With that I would like to use this as an opportunity to bring your attention to the outmost injustice happening in Turkey, and thank Mr. Colbert for this wonderful segment. #FreeTurkishJournalists

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 6 років тому +24

      Arda Ergör Could you please tell us what happened to this poor man? I've tried to find a reference to his fate online but I've been unsuccessful. Thank you.

    • @user-cr2bt3zp1f
      @user-cr2bt3zp1f 6 років тому +194

      It's ironic that your name is Arda, since in LOTR, Arda is the elvish word for the world in LOTR.

    • @nelsontalukder2457
      @nelsontalukder2457 6 років тому +13

      www.middleeasteye.net/news/doctor-who-shared-erdogangollum-meme-acquitted-turkey-1976719610

    • @ChumpionTV
      @ChumpionTV 5 років тому +4

      TL;DR Turkey sucks

    • @unknownfury7672
      @unknownfury7672 5 років тому +23

      Arda Ergör your name is ARDA!!!!!! OMG. 😃

  • @mr.jglokta191
    @mr.jglokta191 4 роки тому +471

    I thought of myself as a Tolkienist.This clip however made it clear that road goes ever on and on...

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 4 роки тому +2

      Mr.J Glokta same

    • @GrowingPothos
      @GrowingPothos 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah you need to allocate your whole childhood to that, it's intimidating.

    • @carlosdanger7907
      @carlosdanger7907 4 роки тому +10

      There sheer immensity of it is truly baffling. You need to pretty well devote your life to it to be that consistently well informed.

    • @chadbornholdt9257
      @chadbornholdt9257 4 роки тому +5

      The Prancing Pony Podcast has made learning Tolkien easy. Tell them "Chad from Texas" told you to listen. They have me on periodically. We all REALLY KNOW Tolkien (better than any famous people.)

    • @nickolasdiamond5619
      @nickolasdiamond5619 3 роки тому

      Glokta, who's fingers are you cutting off now?

  • @stvbrsn
    @stvbrsn 8 років тому +771

    Stephen Colbert as Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch. That's good.

    • @jbmo6373
      @jbmo6373 7 років тому +49

      Finally someone in the comments makes note of his "To Kill A Mockingbird" parody, thank you

    • @julianmorales-silva160
      @julianmorales-silva160 7 років тому +3

      +Joseph Morris too bad this happened before "go set a watchman"

    • @jbmo6373
      @jbmo6373 7 років тому +1

      Julian Morales-Silva I dont understand the reference

    • @julianmorales-silva160
      @julianmorales-silva160 7 років тому

      +Joseph Morris Atticus is actually a racist kkk member. The message is good it's just that Atticus happens to be a horrible racist

    • @jbmo6373
      @jbmo6373 7 років тому +1

      Are we both talking about To Kill A Mockingbird written by Harper Lee?

  • @samlee6152
    @samlee6152 8 років тому +245

    Only Stephen Colbert could seamlessly weave the lord of the rings into to kill a mockingbird

  • @johnpangarakis396
    @johnpangarakis396 5 років тому +1621

    Can we get the lord of the Rings trilogy read by Colbert for audiobooks pls? Thank you

    • @carmengracepuentes7953
      @carmengracepuentes7953 5 років тому +20

      would be so amazing!!!

    • @lisawhite2600
      @lisawhite2600 5 років тому +29

      Yes, it would be - as long as he first spends time going through Appendix E in preparation...!

    • @bgheggie
      @bgheggie 5 років тому +22

      Until that happy day, try the Rob Inglis version. He’s fantastic.

    • @MsTristen12
      @MsTristen12 4 роки тому +4

      Pangasauras yes please

    • @jenspeterkold5454
      @jenspeterkold5454 4 роки тому +8

      With commentary track !!

  • @arieltd78
    @arieltd78 5 років тому +166

    "Baseball: is like watching grass grow with people on it."
    Exactly how I feel....

    • @mrj_fx
      @mrj_fx 3 роки тому +3

      That is not what he said lol

    • @neonamco
      @neonamco 3 роки тому

      I love baseball. It's the nuances, the chess matches, the statistics that make the game great and appeases those with bigger minds.
      Football is great and all but if you notice, the average die hards are jockish douche bags with low IQs..

  • @collinslogan01
    @collinslogan01 8 років тому +71

    "Maybe not baseball, it's like watching grass grow, with people in the way." HAHA. Oh Colbert, you'll never get old!

  • @filteredcreativity9409
    @filteredcreativity9409 8 років тому +529

    This is the only talk show that would do something this smart and funny. I love you Stephen!

    • @Pathaholic
      @Pathaholic 8 років тому +1

      +Groisu johns show is trash.......

    • @1324Potato
      @1324Potato 8 років тому +3

      +Groisu "I'm smart because the only shows I watch are Colbert and big bang theory"

    • @lostrmntic
      @lostrmntic 8 років тому

      +Groisu Last Week Tonight isn't a talk show.

    • @TheTimeRocket
      @TheTimeRocket 8 років тому

      +filteredcreativity Up thumb 181 ;-)

    • @zaprese
      @zaprese 7 років тому +2

      filteredcreativity Well if it's not Colbert that's the massive fan it's someone else on his staff but going if the glint in his eye when he talks about it it, it's all him...

  • @agustinvenuti872
    @agustinvenuti872 Рік тому +55

    I love the sincerity of his words when he says "Now.. I'm so tempted to tell you that story right now but anyway" about Beren and Luthien hahahaha, he truly considered derailing everything and spilling it

  • @beetlejuiceblues12
    @beetlejuiceblues12 6 років тому +147

    Finally, all those times I said Steven looks like Atticus Finch paid off! And literally, that impression was perfect

    • @veganleigh4817
      @veganleigh4817 Рік тому +2

      I agree. One of my favorite films, and Stephen had his Atticus down. And when he said "They want to put him away", complete with hand gestures, I almost fell off my chair laughing!

  • @OfficialCDJ
    @OfficialCDJ 7 років тому +476

    The moment he rocked up in full Finch costume, I spat out my coffee laughing!

    • @mingycomumbus167
      @mingycomumbus167 7 років тому +38

      The black and white film with fake age-spots was a good touch

    • @sagerider2
      @sagerider2 7 років тому +9

      It took me a second to realize if wasn't Peck!

    • @XxPx3xNx6xUx1xNxX
      @XxPx3xNx6xUx1xNxX 6 років тому +4

      He looks just like him! I never noticed.

  • @callofthewild9175
    @callofthewild9175 8 років тому +48

    only Stephen Colbert can combine To Kill A Mockingbird with Tolkien and make it powerful as well as ridiculous.

  • @FrisbeeGorbeh
    @FrisbeeGorbeh 3 роки тому +105

    I love watching this clip. Colbert is practically beaming in delight through the whole segment. People talking about what they love are such a joy to watch

  • @Tam_Eiki
    @Tam_Eiki Рік тому +18

    I love when Stephen totally nerds out on anything Tolkien. What's the icing on the cake is to read all these comments from dedicated Tolkien fans. My heart is full of joy...

  • @14Yorker14
    @14Yorker14 7 років тому +1327

    I love Stephen Colbert, and he truly is one of the greatest Tolkien nerds out there. But I will have to pick at his incorrect pronunciation of the word 'Edain'. The following note on pronunciation is taken directly from The Children of Hurin:
    AI - has the sound of English 'eye'; thus the second syllable of 'Edain' is like English 'dine', not 'Dane'.
    I can finally say that I corrected Stephen Colbert on a matter of Tolkien nerdom. My life is now complete.

    • @14Yorker14
      @14Yorker14 7 років тому +84

      He also pronounced Sauron and Smaug incorrectly.

    • @sparkreno19
      @sparkreno19 7 років тому +52

      NNNEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDSSS

    • @bullseyedustrunescape5951
      @bullseyedustrunescape5951 7 років тому +65

      He also says Golem instead of Gollum. Gollum should be pronounced gall (as in the bladder - um (as in wondering what you want to say).

    • @14Yorker14
      @14Yorker14 7 років тому +17

      +Bullseyedust Runescape Correct, but I was willing to overlook his pronunciation of Gollum as I just assumed it was his accent.

    • @JeoshuaCollins
      @JeoshuaCollins 7 років тому +78

      You know what, Tolkien is enough of a linguistic pedant that this is almost certainly true. Why else would a linguist use the "ai" dipthong, if he was not meaning it to be pronounced /ai/?
      Masterful stroke, Elliot. 10 points to Griffindor.

  • @aliciawestfall6810
    @aliciawestfall6810 7 років тому +788

    I keep getting distracted by Stephen's Right Elf-Shaped Tolkien Ear.

    • @janejane6754
      @janejane6754 7 років тому +54

      Alicia Westfall 😂😂😂 now I can't unsee it lol

    • @justinhamilton8647
      @justinhamilton8647 7 років тому +12

      That's his deaf ear, lol

    • @mikeheath1534
      @mikeheath1534 6 років тому +12

      Finally someone said it!

    • @TheRPGentleman
      @TheRPGentleman 6 років тому +33

      He's half Elven. Duh.

    • @bonierrope
      @bonierrope 6 років тому +10

      I’ve always seen that too, it’s so hard to pay attention sometimes

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 6 років тому +42

    Stephen totally nails that Gregory Peck impression!

  • @DoubleDOwnage
    @DoubleDOwnage 5 років тому +34

    I love when people are enthusiastic about things they love.

  • @willavera5645
    @willavera5645 7 років тому +40

    "in the name of Eru, Iluvitar, do your duty", made my day as a pretty major Tolkien nerd.

  • @omertariq3271
    @omertariq3271 6 років тому +57

    That moment when you get literally every single reference he made...

  • @MangoMotors
    @MangoMotors 5 років тому +46

    Also I would love a modern rendition of to kill a mockingbird starring Stephen as Atticus.

  • @annyspb1
    @annyspb1 5 років тому +131

    I've read the Silmarillion - damn good book.

    • @simonberggren4069
      @simonberggren4069 3 роки тому +6

      I totally agree. Ive read it many times. My favourite part is when Melkor seduces the elves and twists Feanors mind and steals the Silmarillions. Thus lay ground to all the other books! What is yours?

    • @acmaiden5236
      @acmaiden5236 3 роки тому +3

      @@simonberggren4069 My favorite part is when Ungoliant sucks the life out of the Trees of Valinor and becomes even more powerfull than Melkor himself and then tries absorb his power.

    • @WitherFang
      @WitherFang 2 роки тому +1

      @@acmaiden5236 My favourite part is when Fëanor insults Melkor and slam the door in Melkor's face.

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 2 роки тому +1

      @@simonberggren4069 I think my favorite part is Húrin's last stand at the Nirnaeth Arnoediad. "Aurë entuluva! Day shall come again!" So sad and yet so stirring. And the Tale of the Children of Húrin, tragedy even Shakespeare couldn't match. Fingolfin's duel with Morgoth before the gates of Angband is also absolutely epic.

    • @simonberggren4069
      @simonberggren4069 2 роки тому

      @@brucetucker4847 Yea I totally agree that this stands over even Shakespeare! The book of Hurin is maybe the best story of them all (the full length). Of all Tolkien's work!

  • @QWERTY19905
    @QWERTY19905 7 років тому +437

    In the name of Illuvatar =))I lost it

    • @laudeinvicta7113
      @laudeinvicta7113 7 років тому +1

      Harmony Shimer in what time was that???

    • @olivialim7541
      @olivialim7541 6 років тому +7

      yeah! most of the silmarillion is an explanation for why you shouldn't swear (poorly thought out) Oaths on His name

  • @travvistodd6016
    @travvistodd6016 6 років тому +41

    "Leaf by Niggle" is one of the most beautiful short stories ever written. It's astounding to see it referenced on a late night talk show.

  • @spacelasertech8359
    @spacelasertech8359 6 років тому +17

    He should've told the audience the story of Beren and Lúthien. I don't usually go for love stories but that particular one gets me every time. And the whole backstory with Tolkien and his wife...listen, being a nerd isn't all about drawing up family trees and analyzing Quenya verb structure.

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 2 роки тому +1

      The names "Beren" and "Luthien" are even inscribed on their tombstone.

  • @TheKillerMentos
    @TheKillerMentos 5 років тому +182

    Funny thing is “Bilgin Çiftçi” means “wise farmer” so it’s pretty hobbit-ish to me :D
    Unlucky pair of names really. thank god not all Turkish names are like that. :D

    • @Whitsoxrule1
      @Whitsoxrule1 4 роки тому +1

      yeah at least he wasnt called Batuhan Karahan

    • @poughkeepsie8516
      @poughkeepsie8516 4 роки тому +2

      Whitsoxrule1 wtf? 👎

    • @TheKillerMentos
      @TheKillerMentos 3 роки тому +3

      @uykusuz at Batu does not mean West , what you were trying to say was "batı" with an I in the end. These words resemble each other. However, Batu is a common masculine Central Asian name. In Mongolian, "Batu" means firm/stable. While the name is spelled Batu in Mongol Script (ᠪᠠᠲᠦ), the form Bat (Mongolian: Бат) is used in Mongol Cyrillic. In Turkish, "Batu" means "Prevailing", and/or "Preponderant". --------------- Anyone can learn this from Wikipedia.

    • @FlanaFugue
      @FlanaFugue 2 роки тому

      "bilgin" is a very common Turkish name.

    • @TheKillerMentos
      @TheKillerMentos 2 роки тому

      @@FlanaFugue nope :)

  • @Youknowhimasmatt
    @Youknowhimasmatt 8 років тому +109

    That impression was imPeckable...

  • @msjkramey
    @msjkramey 7 років тому +337

    oh wow. I just looked up the case. apparently he got a year in jail and *had his parental rights stripped*... he said he's going to appeal, but damn

    • @WonderingSole
      @WonderingSole 5 років тому +47

      Bilgin Ciftci was acquitted by Aydin's Third Criminal Court on Tuesday, April 18, 2017, of violating Article 301 of the Turkish constitution, which censures anyone who "publicly denigrates state officials, the government and the judicial institutions of the state".

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 років тому +25

      Hurray for the appeals process I guess. Fucking allies with draconians laws should be sanctioned.

    • @deazy6453
      @deazy6453 5 років тому +16

      That's messed up

  • @itsfischer383
    @itsfischer383 4 роки тому +75

    Stephen Colbert: "I'm a Tolkien expert!"
    Also Stephen Colbert: "Golem"

    • @madiaisanti4042
      @madiaisanti4042 4 роки тому +9

      K9 Gaming he also mispronounced Sauron and Smaug
      As
      “Soh-ron” and “Smog”
      Instead of
      “Sau-ron” and “smaw-g”
      LoTR Appendix E

    • @kelsiejackson372
      @kelsiejackson372 3 роки тому +20

      I believe he pronounced the names that way because he read the names from the books long before the movies were made.
      When I was reading Harry Potter, I pronounced hermione as “her-me-onie” in my head. He’s just used to his pronunciation is all! To me, it just goes to show that he loves Tolkien and that he’s been an expert for a long time☺️

    • @dantino2279
      @dantino2279 3 роки тому +1

      The pronunciations are in the appendices that were published with the books, they aren’t just from the movie.

    • @Bitterswheat
      @Bitterswheat 3 роки тому +14

      “never mock someone for mispronouncing a word because that means they read it first”

    • @dantino2279
      @dantino2279 3 роки тому

      @@Bitterswheat But n this case, they didn't read it thoroughly, because Tolkien details all the pronunciations for his characters

  • @MasterArchfiend
    @MasterArchfiend 5 років тому +12

    This man makes me proud to be a nerd. Also, I love that "To Kill a Mockingbird" reference as his defence.

  • @victorkong82
    @victorkong82 8 років тому +219

    Stephen is more Atticus than Go Set a Watchman's Atticus

  • @JustEirene
    @JustEirene 7 років тому +116

    if they ever remake To Kill a Mockingbird, i nominate Stephen to play Atticus Finch.

  • @lolacool98
    @lolacool98 4 роки тому +114

    Every time Stephen said "Golem" instead of "Gollum" I died a little inside

    • @PSNSMANIACALMIND1st
      @PSNSMANIACALMIND1st 4 роки тому +30

      I could argue that as he is older than the films he could retain his reader's bias for pronunciation but "Luthien rescued Beren from the dungeons of Sauron" is a morgul blade to the chest. It was Morgoth's dungeon

    • @nanirod560
      @nanirod560 4 роки тому +29

      @@PSNSMANIACALMIND1st Beren was in Tol in Gaurhoth, that fortress was held by Sauron himself

    • @fifirodriguez52
      @fifirodriguez52 4 роки тому +3

      @@nanirod560 I know this is a month-old comment, but I think the reason that line is "a morgul blade to the chest" is Stephen's pronunciation of "Sauron". It should be "Sow-ron", not "Soh-ron" (according to the pronunciation guide in my edition of the SIlm.)

    • @nanirod560
      @nanirod560 4 роки тому +2

      @@fifirodriguez52 I think you should read the comment again. He wrote that Beren was in Morgoth's dungeon

    • @madiaisanti4042
      @madiaisanti4042 4 роки тому +4

      Charys Russell he also mispronounced Sauron and Smaug
      As
      “Soh-ron” and “Smog”
      Instead of
      “Sau-ron” and “smaw-g”
      LoTR Appendix E

  • @uainediabhal9689
    @uainediabhal9689 5 років тому +12

    Wow, Stephen's Gregory Peck is really, really good. We love you Stephen

  • @_A_D_
    @_A_D_ 8 років тому +44

    That taco seasoning graphic stayed there for a suspicious amount of time.

  • @DaaaahWhoosh
    @DaaaahWhoosh 7 років тому +356

    Well, Gollum/Smeagol was an innocent hobbit who was corrupted by pure evil, until the day he finally sacrificed himself to destroy the Ring and save all the goodness that yet remained in the world. Or, he bit off a guy's finger and then fell into a volcano, it really depends on how you look at it. Either way, he was a character that didn't know when to quit, who stood his ground and pursued the thing he loved even if it meant entering the darkest places in Arda. Which I think is something we can all respect.

    • @daveskerritt9886
      @daveskerritt9886 7 років тому +30

      Yeah, I agree - Tolkien represented Gollum/Smeagol more as someone to be pitied then seen as totally evil. And this was Gollum's purpose, I believe, in the story, and, of course, he was the one who fell into Mount Doom with the ring. He pursed the ring to his end.

    • @jmariewoods
      @jmariewoods 6 років тому +15

      I can't respect Gollum's pursuit of his precious. Gollum is a twisted being obsessed with power. The primary feeling I have for him is pity. To become so obsessed with the Ring that he destroyed himself in order to regain possession of it? That's not a good thing. He did not sacrifice himself to save all the good that remained in the world. He bit off a guy's finger so that that man could not destroy his precious or use it himself. Falling into the volcano was not his intention.
      Although it is near impossible to overcome the power of the Ring, remember that Smeagol is pretty easily able to rationalize the accidental murder of his best friend right from the start of his possession of the Ring. He was innocent, but not necessarily good. Compare this to Bilbo and Frodo, who do not begin their possession of the Ring with vile acts. Bilbo DOES lie about how he got possession of it, but he gives up the Ring willingly. Frodo almost gives in to the Ring in the end, but he also faced a lot just to get to Oroduin, and knows that the Ring's destruction is the best path.

    • @happycamper6888
      @happycamper6888 6 років тому +3

      Awww :( I feel empathy for him now. Aww poor.. Smeagol I guess. Gollum is not a thing, it's just... :( :( poor smeagol. I love him.

    • @edwardtupper6374
      @edwardtupper6374 5 років тому

      jmariewoods Frodo folded

    • @Ajsandborg
      @Ajsandborg 5 років тому +10

      Gollum was riverfolk tho, not a hobbit

  • @acekelly2024
    @acekelly2024 3 роки тому +4

    "My favorite book! Even though it's the one that no one reads!" Stephen: I have never felt greater brotherhood or affection for a television host than I have watching you say those words. 7:04

  • @shuboy05
    @shuboy05 4 роки тому +14

    I am so glad a couple people cheered at the mention of Beren and Luthien. Their story and the tale of Turin are my favorite tales from The Silmarillion.

  • @joshbobst1629
    @joshbobst1629 7 років тому +471

    I read The Silmarillion. It was quite a bit like reading the bible

    • @Teddybomber87
      @Teddybomber87 7 років тому +122

      it is the bible

    • @puppylove6330
      @puppylove6330 7 років тому +3

      Teddybomber87

    • @Chloe-kw5ic
      @Chloe-kw5ic 7 років тому +44

      it's was more entertaining. I'd say it was like reading Greek mythology

    • @rosiegalathynius4467
      @rosiegalathynius4467 7 років тому +57

      The Silmarrillion can be compared to the Old Testament but it is a hell of a lot better

    • @seop1721
      @seop1721 7 років тому +31

      It was always my favorite of Tolkien's books. I was the only person I knew, out of many Tolkien fans (pre-films) to like that book over LotR. So when I heard Stephen express the same, it was as if the world made sense.

  • @Bounsingonbongos1
    @Bounsingonbongos1 8 років тому +29

    Solid Atticus impression

  • @hoy7189
    @hoy7189 2 роки тому +7

    I love Colbert’s LotR nerdom and I love his To Kill a Mockingbird reference in his defence. Truly a well-read guy.

  • @cherylanderson3340
    @cherylanderson3340 4 роки тому +16

    Steven, you have outdone yourself with this clever piece.

  • @caseys5597
    @caseys5597 7 років тому +207

    Oh. My. God. I can't believe I'm just seeing this now. I grew up on all things Tolkien- my mother used to tell me stories about how my father would read LotR to me when I was still in a crib. My favorite movie when I was a kid was the Bakshi animated version of LotR. I picked up the Silmarillion at age 7 (also my favorite book). I re-read all of them every 2 years or so and have for decades. Stephen Colbert has just satisfied me in a way no man ever has before. xD

    • @pirobot668beta
      @pirobot668beta 6 років тому +11

      For a derivative work, check out the album from Bo Hansson, "Music inspired by Lord of the Rings", 1972.
      Kinda trippy, kinda prog-rock, kinda hard to nail down.
      Each segment covers a passage from the books.
      Not a complete musical score, but it captures some moments pretty well.

    • @carmengracepuentes7953
      @carmengracepuentes7953 5 років тому +5

      awww XD

  • @AkbarJohn1
    @AkbarJohn1 8 років тому +22

    "Smeagol is a perfectly normal hobbit, until he was corrupted by the One Ring and became the creature known as Gollum." Very perfect definition of who Erdogan really is.

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 2 роки тому +1

      He was not a perfectly normal Hobbit, though - he had a bad reputation before he obtained the Ring. And you might say his murder of Deagol was caused by the Ring, but Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, and the others managed to resist doing anything like that - particularly Bilbo and Frodo, who could have justly killed Smeagol but refrained out of pity.

  • @christinacyrus3824
    @christinacyrus3824 4 роки тому +5

    Oh my lord! Why did I not see this till now? I am a huge Tolkien geek and that's how I raised my son. We also loves Stephen Colbert so this is awesome. Long live stephen!

  • @FacelessMage117
    @FacelessMage117 4 роки тому +21

    During the "Court" scene, Stephen sounds almost exactly like John Noble.

    • @AugustTheStag
      @AugustTheStag 4 роки тому +2

      Its Gregory Peck, as Atticus Finch.

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 2 роки тому

      Twenty years on and I am still appalled at the farce they turned Denethor into. He's supposed to be wise and noble but ultimately tragic, not a comic book villain and buffoon!

  • @synth_dahl4438
    @synth_dahl4438 7 років тому +246

    Stephen Colbert, dressed and talking like Atticus Finch, passionately and intelligently talking about Lord of the Rings. That is so hot I can barely speak right now

    • @HailZod
      @HailZod 5 років тому +1

      He kept mispronouncing names and places and also got some things wrong and as a lotr fan that made me uncomfortable

  • @DavidJamesHenry
    @DavidJamesHenry 8 років тому +42

    I was so hyped when I saw he was parodying To Kill a Mockingbird. Colbert may be a big Tolkienite, but I am a geek of classical literature.

    • @guppy8073
      @guppy8073 6 років тому +2

      RobotGoggles he even looks like Gregory peck!!

  • @SouthernBelleReviews
    @SouthernBelleReviews 4 роки тому +13

    Thank you Stephen Colbert. You did the best TKAM impression I have ever heard. You're awesome. Thumbs up to you.

  • @gestaltdude
    @gestaltdude 3 роки тому +11

    I've only just seen this today, and the first thing that struck me was how weird it was to hear a live audience react to the material. Turns out people really can adapt to the new, if it goes on long enough. Here's hoping they can get back to the real thing sooner rather than later.
    From, another Tolkien geek, who does read The Simarillion every time before tackling LOTR.

  • @XxXspawndXxX
    @XxXspawndXxX 7 років тому +125

    Thank you, finally someone else who read The Silmarillion

    • @rylsahawneh3662
      @rylsahawneh3662 4 роки тому +6

      My favorite Tolkien characters are from the Silmarillion!

    • @hugolalumiere9992
      @hugolalumiere9992 4 роки тому +2

      I'm a die-hard fan but no one has really read The Silmarillion. You get lost through the loooooooong litany of archeleogical recounting. The true nerd remembers the cousins and linealogical snippets and mythological delvings. I admire Stephen for it but will never put myself through it.

    • @isisatlantis3168
      @isisatlantis3168 4 роки тому +1

      I've read the Simarillion and all Tolkiens finished and unfinished work.

  • @aromaladyellie
    @aromaladyellie 7 років тому +811

    I hope someday I can save someone's life with my knowledge of Harry Potter.

    • @yasmineouchrif9475
      @yasmineouchrif9475 7 років тому +5

      my thoughts exactly

    • @NotSatanDisguised
      @NotSatanDisguised 7 років тому +42

      Your honor, I would like to submit to the court that a horcrux is in fact intrinsically different from a phylactery.

    • @MickeyCuervo36
      @MickeyCuervo36 7 років тому +10

      inasmuch that a horcrux contains only a part of a soul, that of the one who created it, and a phylactery contains an entire soul, against it's will? I'm sure I'm only painting with broad strokes, but that is the gist of it, yes?

    • @Kaipyro67ALT
      @Kaipyro67ALT 7 років тому +61

      May the defence note that when you insult a Hippogriff, you are courting death! Let the record show that Hippogriffs are proud creatures and that my client warned mister Malfoy of the dangers of insulting this proud and beautiful beast. It is the ramifications of his own infraction that led to that scratch on his arm, not my client's!

    • @geekweek9673
      @geekweek9673 6 років тому +6

      That and Rick Riordan books/mythology and folklore

  • @rosering02
    @rosering02 6 років тому +33

    If they ever do a remake of, "To Kill A Mockingbird." Stephen is the one man who do can it!

  • @raukoring
    @raukoring 5 років тому +30

    Stephen is a half-elf. Look at his right ear

  • @JudgeEomer
    @JudgeEomer 7 років тому +22

    I find it particularly funny that Colbert jokes about Turkish names sounding like Tolkien characters, because many of the "pre-translated" Hobbit names sound very Turkish, e.g. Samwise Gamgee's name is actually Banazír Galbasi.

  • @johndaily543
    @johndaily543 6 років тому +13

    The brilliance of this monologue is that parts of the actual, original script have been integrated into Stephen's closing argument. Well played, writers!

  • @howardchambers9679
    @howardchambers9679 2 роки тому +4

    You and me Stephen are the only two people to have read Leaf by Niggle. I salute you sir!
    Also I truly wish you had told the story of Luthién and Béren. One of my favourites from The Silmarilion.

  • @jwvandegronden
    @jwvandegronden 5 років тому +12

    baseball: watching grass grow with people in the way... LOL. love that metaphor!

  • @alexpalmer7704
    @alexpalmer7704 7 років тому +86

    Surely the worlds best Tolkein expert would be his son Christopher?

    • @aphroditeonearth9947
      @aphroditeonearth9947 7 років тому +2

      I have to play devils advocate in that love blinds us. Being so close to something can be a hindrance. I am not saying he is "blinded by the light" or that he isn't - I'm just saying it because it is true for some. He may not be the foremost expert because his love for his father and both their works can blind him. Again I'm not arguing that is the case I'm just throwing out the other side that could be.

    • @thesultanofsmack5957
      @thesultanofsmack5957 7 років тому +2

      +Aphrodite OnEarth he helped write that stuff tho. I understand your point but it's off base😂

    • @seop1721
      @seop1721 7 років тому +6

      His son is probably sick of it by now. ;-)

    • @TheVergile
      @TheVergile 7 років тому +9

      of course. he would be the only one that really has an overview of all the unreleased material, letters and different versions of every text that reveal how Tolkien wrote and adjusted his works. If you read the Silmarillion - for example - you will realize just how much work, dedication and fluency he must have had to reconstruct this book out of thousand of fragmented manuscripts and typo scripts his father left.

    • @rotisseriepossum
      @rotisseriepossum 7 років тому +1

      Alex Palmer ???

  • @philoshaughnessy906
    @philoshaughnessy906 7 років тому +59

    Fantastic impersonation of Gregory Peck.

  • @pseudoadults
    @pseudoadults 3 роки тому +1

    I love Stephen when he does these creative fun segments like this. I hope one day the world will let him and the Late Show writers do this type of entertainment again.

  • @karatheyaroxan6852
    @karatheyaroxan6852 6 років тому

    I love the Courtroom Scene.... Nice work pulling from to Kill a Mockingbird

  • @monicahawkins9808
    @monicahawkins9808 7 років тому +27

    Smeagle= pupils dilated. Gollum= tiny pupils. End of controversy

  • @lyly0451
    @lyly0451 7 років тому +97

    He actually looks like Atticus though

  • @katelynrushe9025
    @katelynrushe9025 3 роки тому +1

    I blogged about this case myself when it first came out, and if we're going purely by which personality is operating the character's body at the time of each picture, the first picture is of Gollum and the other two are of Smeagol. The easiest way to tell the difference is by looking at their pupils. They constrict when Gollum is speaking and expand when Smeagol is speaking.

  • @debraanderson8812
    @debraanderson8812 5 років тому +9

    Silmarillion is my favorite Tolkien book too! Stephen really knows Tolkien!😄

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 2 роки тому

      I love the Silmarillion, but LotR is my favorite. Silmarillion is like a myth or fairy tale from an immeasurably remote past (which it is supposed to be, more or less) that you could never be in, but LotR is incredibly grounded in Middle-earth and you can put yourself in the story right along with the characters. You wish you could see, or even fully imagine, Gondolin or Valinor and "the unimaginable hand and mind of Fëanor at their work," but you feel you *have* seen Hobbiton, or Fangorn, or the Misty Mountains, or even Minas Tirith, and perhaps even lived there in an earlier (and better) life.

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 7 років тому +573

    Atticus Finch!

    • @hannahc7950
      @hannahc7950 6 років тому +9

      barbaro267 i approve of your icon

    • @slipperysqueef5284
      @slipperysqueef5284 5 років тому

      Just read that book.

    • @dashamrykalo9485
      @dashamrykalo9485 5 років тому +1

      barbaro267 MERLIN💔💔💔

    • @Emma-yq7pk
      @Emma-yq7pk 5 років тому

      barbaro267 what the heck?!

    • @Baskerville1000
      @Baskerville1000 4 роки тому

      To kill a mocking bird was one of my favorite childhood books and its my all time favorite black-and-white movie. Never saw a better role model for a father than Atticus Finch.

  • @bellakaldera3305
    @bellakaldera3305 7 років тому +18

    I too read the Silmarillion, and Unfinished Tales as well! Every Book Tolkien wrote! I once passed in an English assignment written in the Cireth Angerthas Runes!
    You schooled 'em Steven!

  • @Akiraspin
    @Akiraspin 5 років тому +1

    What's crazy is Beren *was* held by Sauron. Alot of people misremember it as Morgoth being the one, but he merely "owned" the dungeon. He left Sauron in charge of it. During the battle Sauron fought off Huan in the form of a werewolf.
    Proof positive that Stephen is a *genuine* fan and not reading up on the wiki or something to make it seem like it.

  • @camilaarmani5639
    @camilaarmani5639 5 років тому

    This was the first video of Stephen Colbert I ever saw with just him talking, and I've fallen in love with this man. He's amazing!

  • @daninmills
    @daninmills 7 років тому +126

    I never noticed how different Stephen's left year is from his right

    • @catmom1322
      @catmom1322 7 років тому +7

      Yes, and he is very hard of hearing in that ear.

    • @daninmills
      @daninmills 7 років тому +5

      I never knew that, that's really interesting.

    • @abigailbooth
      @abigailbooth 7 років тому +19

      He is deaf in his right ear from an operation he had as a child

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 7 років тому +1

      Operation from what?

    • @HansenSWE
      @HansenSWE 7 років тому +9

      JonatasMonte: He read unclear instructions and got caught with his ear in a toaster.

  • @the-chillian
    @the-chillian 8 років тому +34

    2:25 -- That's the edition of LotR I have. It's the second copy I had to buy, to replace my first copy, the set from the late 1960s with the psychedelic covers.
    "Farmer Giles of Ham" is a rockin' story and funnier than hell, and I recommend anyone who has not read it, do.
    However, I must submit that I am a greater Tolkien geek than Stephen -- although honesty compels me to admit that since I've been too lazy to unpack most of my books from a move a couple of years ago, half of my volumes of _The History of Middle-earth_ are still in boxes.
    For instance, I know that "the Flame of Anor" and the Secret Fire are not the same things. It was the _Secret Fire_ that Eru sent forth to give being to the world; "the flame of Anor" isn't even mentioned in _The Silmarillion_. Stephen is conflating it with Gandalf's declaration to the Balrog on the Bridge of Khazad-dum, "I am a servant of the Secret Fire; wielder of the flame of Anor." Those are actually two different things. The Secret Fire is, as implied, that divine spark which gives reality to things. Anor is actually the elven name for the Sun (as in the older name for Minas Tirith, Minas Anor, "Tower of the Sun") created from the last fruit of Laurelin the Golden, one of the Two Trees that gave light to the land of Valinor before they were destroyed by Melkor and Ungoliant, which is piloted from east to west by Arien the Maia. The one is a moral/ontological statement about whose side Gandalf is on and by what authority he acts; the other describes his particular power, although the association of Olorin with Arien is unclear. (Olorin being a Maia in the train of Manwe, while Arien was a maiden of Vana.)
    And I didn't have to look any of that up either.
    Your move, Stephen.

    • @Traumglanz
      @Traumglanz 8 років тому

      +Lytrigian Thank you for pointing something as obvious out.

    • @VickysStuff
      @VickysStuff 8 років тому +1

      +Lytrigian Knew all that already as well, as studying Tolkien lore is a hobby. Deflate your head a bit, it's going to be hard getting through doorways.

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth 8 років тому

      +Lytrigian Gandalf contrasts the flame of Anor, which creates and preserves life, to the flame of Udun, which destroys it. His power doesn't literally come from the sun. It would have been greatly augmented by his possession of Narya, but he wasn't about to tell the balrog about that.
      It's a bit ironic that he uses his allegedly constructive power to destroy the bridge, but he was doing it to save lives.

  • @taklampan650
    @taklampan650 4 роки тому +3

    I must say that this is the best late night show host I've ever seen, and I've seen more than I'd like to admit

  • @ElSeto93
    @ElSeto93 4 роки тому +7

    Doesn't matter if Smeagol or not, even Gollum is a good boi, without him the ring never would have been destroyed.

    • @MikaeruDaiTenshi
      @MikaeruDaiTenshi 4 роки тому +3

      Indeed. He freed Frodo from the corruption of the ring.

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 2 роки тому

      He didn't do it out of good, though, he did it in spite of intending to do the very opposite. It's a common theme of Tolkien's, evil intent producing good in the end - the ultimate example being Melkor, who was evil incarnate and completely irredeemable and who caused much misery and sorrow, but whose evil acts also led to the creation of beauty and nobility that never would have existed without him (as Eru said after the Music of the Ainur). But that doesn't make Gollum or Morgoth any less evil.

  • @squigglydickley1851
    @squigglydickley1851 7 років тому +310

    HE DID THE THING I'M FREAKING OUT HE DID TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD I THINK I'M IN LOVE SHIT MY HEART...

    • @nicolasdiaz1542
      @nicolasdiaz1542 7 років тому +2

      Musician G ok but why this comment

    • @Mitche23
      @Mitche23 7 років тому +1

      At first i thought it was "Inherit the wind" but then i realized it was "To kill a mocking bird"

    • @ashwhite3810
      @ashwhite3810 7 років тому +4

      great Peck imitation too

    • @LadyNekoshema
      @LadyNekoshema 7 років тому +1

      lmfao I freaked out too shit that was amazing!

    • @MoonFlower4022
      @MoonFlower4022 6 років тому +6

      Elizabeth Cooper He did a good job of imitating Gregory Peck's performance. Love that movie and book.

  • @petekessell
    @petekessell 8 років тому +43

    Dear Stephen, Gollum is pronounced /ˈɡɒl.əm/, rhymes with column. A golem (/ˈɡoʊləm/), the word you are using is an animated anthropomorphic being, magically created entirely from inanimate matter.

    • @randomperson45414
      @randomperson45414 8 років тому +7

      +Pete Kessell Exactly! It bugs me that he keeps saying it that way. Tolkien pronounced it to rhyme with column, the movies pronounce it that way, everyone I know says it that way....why does Stephen insist on "golem"?

    • @Evelina_412
      @Evelina_412 8 років тому

      It may be phonetic differences in different languages since English isn't my native language, but the way I hear it, he's saying Gollum. He actually puts emphasis on *o*, almost spelling it like Goullum.

    • @williamedward1666
      @williamedward1666 8 років тому +3

      +Pete Kessell Dude, it's Tolkien. His words are always hard to pronounce.

    • @Deedumdee
      @Deedumdee 8 років тому +1

      +Pete Kessell He gets "Giles" wrong as well, it should be a J sound at the start rather than the hard G.

    • @jrmckim
      @jrmckim 8 років тому +1

      it might be his accent.

  • @jeffreysommer3292
    @jeffreysommer3292 4 роки тому

    I read it! I was first in line at our local bookstore the day it came out in 1977--so now you know there' are at least two of us.

  • @drix4275
    @drix4275 Рік тому

    6:46 Wow. That is beautiful. It warms my heart that felt alone in the cold dark. "The freedom of speech is imperishable as the flame of Anor." GODDANG!

  • @mikeoxsbigg1
    @mikeoxsbigg1 8 років тому +688

    Aww crap, I've read the Silmarilion..

    • @fod1202
      @fod1202 8 років тому +66

      +Mike Oxsbigg
      Awww yes, the bible of Middle Earth.

    • @mikeoxsbigg1
      @mikeoxsbigg1 8 років тому +25

      I enjoyed the tales of Morgoth.

    • @joekerr9197
      @joekerr9197 8 років тому +16

      +E vilo Nah...the bible of ME is the History of ME...all 12 volumes of it. ;)
      Silmarillion is more like a recap of it.

    • @antonioballve9779
      @antonioballve9779 8 років тому +8

      +Mike Oxsbigg BEST BOOK EVARRR

    • @Traumglanz
      @Traumglanz 8 років тому +6

      +Mike Oxsbigg Who hasn´t ? I mean has the best middle-earth stories from Tolkien. :D

  • @RetroYoungen
    @RetroYoungen 8 років тому +80

    Truth be told, Colbert cuts a pretty impressive Gregory Peck (visually at least).

  • @HotelPapa100
    @HotelPapa100 5 років тому +4

    "It's like watching grass grow with people in the way!" Quoted for truth.

  • @curiositania
    @curiositania 5 років тому +1

    As not all those who wander are lost... not all those who are in jail are criminals.

  • @houseelf2789
    @houseelf2789 8 років тому +9

    To kill a mockingbird clip killed me

  • @nateputerbaugh5709
    @nateputerbaugh5709 8 років тому +126

    When did Christoph Waltz play Atticus?

    • @sadbastard666
      @sadbastard666 8 років тому +10

      No, Gregory Peck did.

    • @nateputerbaugh5709
      @nateputerbaugh5709 8 років тому +8

      Max Hughes I know. Colbert sounds more like he's doing a Waltz impression

    • @sadbastard666
      @sadbastard666 8 років тому

      Ahh. I gotcha. Sorry, i misread your comment(:

    • @austinashworth768
      @austinashworth768 8 років тому +2

      Doesn't sound like Christoph Waltz at all m80

    • @coolfeztboy
      @coolfeztboy 8 років тому +1

      +Nate Puterbaugh No he is clearly doing an impression of J. Peterman from Seinfeld.

  • @moutrom1
    @moutrom1 3 роки тому +10

    Luthien saved Bergen from Morgoth’s dungeon, not Sauron’s

    • @moutrom1
      @moutrom1 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks, in that case it makes sense. Silmarillon is my favourite book, reading it once a year!

    • @chadbornholdt9257
      @chadbornholdt9257 3 роки тому +2

      No. Luthien saved Beren from Sauron's dungeon, not Melkor's.
      You're thinking of when Beren & Luthien snuck into Melkor's dungeon. They weren't prisoners there. They went in on purpose.
      This instance is different. Beren was a captive & Luthien rescued him:
      Beren was held in Tol-in-Gaurhoth with Finrod & many of his best warriors.
      Sauron sent werewolves (not people who turn into wolves. In Tolkien, werewolf means 'big wolf') to discover their identities, killing them one at a time.
      With only Beren & Finrod left, a wolf came to kill Beren & Finrod fulfilled his oath to aid the line of Barahir by killing the wolf, but died in the process. (FYI: Finrod is the coolest character in the entire Legendarium.)
      Then Luthien & Huan (the hound of Valinor) arrived & rescued Beren.
      PS: I am Chad Bornholdt, from the Tolkien Society. I am always happy to teach Tolkien's works to others. The VERY BEST way to learn Tolkien (way better than any famous person) is to listen to the Tolkien Society's Award-Winner for the best online content: The Prancing Pony Podcast .com

    • @chadbornholdt9257
      @chadbornholdt9257 3 роки тому

      @eoe123321 I wrote a long write-up & when I clicked OK, I saw you had already explained. You obviously remember this part well. I'm part of the Tolkien Society. You should listen to The Prancing Pony Podcast .com to get a better understanding of Tolkien's works.

  • @jacobc2850
    @jacobc2850 4 роки тому

    Loved the To Kill a Mockingbird skit, also seeing Stephen go full nerd just made me giddy with joy!