TikToks that Make Me Want and Not Want Kids

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  • @kallmekris
    @kallmekris  3 роки тому +4300

    Hope you enjoy, like and share!!! and don't forget to check out Mikes and my video on his channel! link in description!

    • @legionplayz76
      @legionplayz76 3 роки тому +17

      Hoi!

    • @LVIS-a
      @LVIS-a 3 роки тому +12

      👍

    • @h34rts4bree
      @h34rts4bree 3 роки тому +15

      i always love ur videos they put a smile on my fsce i also follow u on tiktok i love ur content so much!!!

    • @Ferlesspopi
      @Ferlesspopi 3 роки тому +12

      Kris help me when I am depressed or when I am sad thank you

    • @graces2390
      @graces2390 3 роки тому +6

      @@Ferlesspopi same 😌🤗

  • @R2debo_
    @R2debo_ 3 роки тому +3263

    Kris is literally one of the most genuine UA-camrs🥰

  • @AntoninaKhramova
    @AntoninaKhramova 3 роки тому +8403

    Dude, imagine Kris as a mom. She would have the best bedtime stories ever.

    • @hyperUND
      @hyperUND 3 роки тому +230

      Trueee😂😩

    • @aurorapevensie7971
      @aurorapevensie7971 3 роки тому +466

      She telling the kid that one time Katrina hit someone's head with bottle with her cat like reflex

    • @naturelover1175
      @naturelover1175 3 роки тому +27

      ua-cam.com/video/u-mZb98zbjo/v-deo.html
      Close to snake with fear

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  3 роки тому +2208

      this is facts hahahaha

    • @adrianm.58
      @adrianm.58 3 роки тому +226

      Or confuse them by being different people 😅

  • @thegayfriendyouwishyouhad3522
    @thegayfriendyouwishyouhad3522 3 роки тому +571

    The fact she posted this 5 minutes ago and it already has 3.9K views just shows how appreciated and amazing she is
    We love you Kris

  • @thatonestardewnerd
    @thatonestardewnerd Рік тому +57

    The thing that makes this video 10x better is just Kris slowly dying of wholesomeness whenever the babies are dressed up or being cute.

  • @roninfjeld
    @roninfjeld 3 роки тому +710

    Now I see why Kris is good at playing Rile. She relates to every toddler in the video.

    • @anamazing2297
      @anamazing2297 3 роки тому +2

      Yup! 😂

    • @neco5578
      @neco5578 3 роки тому +4

      @suzan ew wth

    • @naturelover1175
      @naturelover1175 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/u-mZb98zbjo/v-deo.html
      Close to snake with fear

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 2 роки тому +11

      Kris: **_plays a sassy toddler in her most beloved tiktok vids_**
      Kris: **_watches sassy toddlers. Relates_**
      __Surprise pikachu face__
      "Am _I_ sassy toddler?"
      Welll....

  • @narutouchiha3396
    @narutouchiha3396 Рік тому +861

    kris: "i don't want child!"
    also kris: "i'm coming to your house and i'm taking your child"

  • @trc8737
    @trc8737 3 роки тому +1236

    For all those voicing hurtful messages when referring to Kris and the prospect of children, she’s here own person and can do whatever she wants. Love you Kris

  • @michaelbrookes4619
    @michaelbrookes4619 9 місяців тому +13

    You would be the most fun and loving parent ever. The way your face lights up when you see cute kids ❤

  • @rieloffical5284
    @rieloffical5284 3 роки тому +150

    Kris has to be one of the most chill laidback UA-camrs I have ever watched ❤️

  • @livihughes4596
    @livihughes4596 3 роки тому +64

    I just love how she reminds us how loved and amazing we are at the beginning of all her videos

  • @MollyHamilton-z2w
    @MollyHamilton-z2w Рік тому +31

    Kris says “I don’t what a child” also her “ I feel bad for my children and I haven’t even had them YET”

  • @JustThatOne__Person__
    @JustThatOne__Person__ 3 роки тому +230

    I love how kris complements everyone at the beginning of her vids, it never fails to make me smile 😊

  • @ZoLo2391
    @ZoLo2391 3 роки тому +164

    Dude if/when Kris has kids, those vids are going to be beyond legendary 😂 entertainment in its most pure form

  • @fireeezx
    @fireeezx 3 роки тому +61

    I love how she always says in the beginning if the vid ‘ hi im callmekris and you can call me kris’ and she always compliments us! Always makes my day ❤️

  • @Sima123.
    @Sima123. 2 місяці тому +1

    you would be a great mother kris the way you were like ´´lift your head sweetie´´ was so cute❤❤❤

  • @Kira.layla.
    @Kira.layla. 3 роки тому +146

    This is one of the funniest videos on her channel. Others are: every single video on her channel. We all love you Kris ❤️

  • @davishabelbonibangari6738
    @davishabelbonibangari6738 3 роки тому +246

    Hey Kris, great video as always, funny and makes everyone in a good mood. I just wanted to clarify something though. In the toilet seat sawing clip at 11:28, the hacksaw’s blade was turned inwards and the dad was sawing from the inside out so the kid was pretty much safe. If he saw from the outside towards the kid’s face, then it would have been extremely dangerous. I hope nobody is that dumb to do that.
    Anyways, just wanted to point that out. Love from Mauritius.
    Cheers.

    • @raz705
      @raz705 3 роки тому +19

      I jumped into the comments to say exactly this lol. It looked REALLY bad at first glance, until I saw the direction he was sawing.

    • @jennahelton7412
      @jennahelton7412 3 роки тому +7

      i said the same thing credit goes to you if i saw this first i wouldn't had said what i said to steel without knowing good job and sorry

    • @jennahelton7412
      @jennahelton7412 3 роки тому +7

      also she didn't even realize that the saw was moving away from the kid's head Lol

    • @justinoverygames6911
      @justinoverygames6911 3 роки тому +4

      LOL I was going to say the same thing but he beat me to it

    • @Dusskulll
      @Dusskulll 3 роки тому +2

      Why didn't they just pull it off tho

  • @r_r_rasputin7300
    @r_r_rasputin7300 3 роки тому +90

    I love how it started with Kris saying "Let's see if I want kids or not." and by the end she was going "I relate to each and every single one of these."
    Also Kris you look cute so today too!
    Love from AK!

  • @meowmix26meow77
    @meowmix26meow77 Рік тому +10

    Omg my son used to put his head down to the ground and walk like that! He literally does the weirdest things, I’m blessed 😂❤😅 I love my little weirdo

  • @kriggetkrigget
    @kriggetkrigget 3 роки тому +415

    the amount of times kris has said "hey it's me!" just proves the fact that she is indeed a child
    on that note, love ya kris!!

  • @tomathyalexander9080
    @tomathyalexander9080 3 роки тому +64

    I always love how Kris compliments everybody watching the video before starting the video- It always makes my day, even if I've had a bad day or not

  • @Kelly_CT91
    @Kelly_CT91 2 роки тому +268

    Hey Kris, just to let you know, a Hack Saw can have the blade reversed so when the dad was cutting his kid out of the toilet seat, the sharp part is actually facing away from the baby so there is no risk of the kid getting cut, and thats why the saw was working its way out towards the dad and not inward towards the kid.
    Otherwise your content is amazing and I really enjoy watching your videos ❤🤟🏻😁

    • @Marriev
      @Marriev Рік тому +16

      Indeed. This is much safer than the special scissors she talked about (shattering the plastic et cetera). The only thing I'm critic about in that vid, is that the mother indeed wouldn't get the head up instead of filming. Calling them bad parents is way too harsh, it would be nice to see apologies for that.

    • @rich7331
      @rich7331 Рік тому +6

      yep and the little teeth on a kacksaw isnt going to do much of not any damage if it hits a body part.

    • @willowsverge3046
      @willowsverge3046 Рік тому +10

      I knew someone would mention the blade being reversed! Thank you! It looks scary but really was the best solution. Cutting pliers or the like would have to be headed right at the munchkin to be used.

    • @Bredelin
      @Bredelin Рік тому +6

      @@willowsverge3046 might have been safer to cut on the back or at least somehow protect the eyes and yes the mother should’ve held the kids head up/away. But yes, by far not the worst way to free the kids head and over all nearly as safe as it’s possible.

    • @Paralex93
      @Paralex93 Рік тому +6

      Yep! Was gonna say the same. They aren't bad parents for that ❤️

  • @gracelauricella5290
    @gracelauricella5290 Рік тому +9

    "Put your head up sweetie" 🥺😍

  • @kidgay3730
    @kidgay3730 2 роки тому +498

    Honestly, Kris going into protective mom mode was the most entertaining part

    • @marvelcommentator1435
      @marvelcommentator1435 2 роки тому +6

      It really was

    • @itzme_js8072
      @itzme_js8072 2 роки тому +1

      Yes most definitely

    • @u1zha
      @u1zha Рік тому +1

      The tiktok of the motionless kid 14:50 was maybe a more appropriate place to get protective :D Saying it as a parent... When kids are quiet that's the moment where you check in on them shenanigans

    • @kidgay3730
      @kidgay3730 Рік тому

      @@u1zha Im just an older brother but yeah😂😅

  • @adrianmontelongo9707
    @adrianmontelongo9707 3 роки тому +286

    Kris literally knows how to make everyone laughh the UA-cam. It never fails to make me smile. 😆 💞

  • @blackwoodknight4913
    @blackwoodknight4913 2 роки тому +45

    11:30 for reference the saw edge isn't facing towards him as he's sawing away, you can unscrew those and adjust directions, he's telling him to lift his head so he's not leaning towards his hands moving down so he doesn't punch him in the head

  • @MishaThePolly_Therian
    @MishaThePolly_Therian 10 місяців тому +13

    How Kris said "put your head up sweetie" sounded like a concerned mother... Kris would be a good mom

  • @skimpy5762
    @skimpy5762 3 роки тому +79

    This woman is so genuine and sweet, what did we do to deserve this content?

  • @butterflywings6854
    @butterflywings6854 Рік тому +513

    "they're like little drunk people!" - Kris, 2021

    • @berto2444
      @berto2444 Рік тому

      2021?

    • @pookiedookie_32
      @pookiedookie_32 Рік тому +3

      My new fave quote

    • @Robo34
      @Robo34 Рік тому +3

      featuring Gabriel Iglesias - 2008 (?) :
      : kids will let You know, theyr to honest man, they are like little drunk people

    • @madim2336
      @madim2336 Рік тому

      Actually its 2022

    • @lily_the_flower302
      @lily_the_flower302 Рік тому

      It was made on December 1st, 2021

  • @Valkyrie419
    @Valkyrie419 2 роки тому +352

    "Put your head up sweetie" Kris casually sounding like a concerned mother 🤗

    • @itzme_js8072
      @itzme_js8072 2 роки тому +11

      OMG I was going to say the same thing that was so cute and she seemed so concerned 😊

  • @no-vy5hs
    @no-vy5hs Рік тому +1

    I love when Kris laughs it's such a nice laugh and I kept checking my discord bc I kept hearing notifications, but it was the video.

  • @shirleycottam1254
    @shirleycottam1254 3 роки тому +119

    Kris is the best, and you can tell she's genuine because she says "thats me..." a lot! It makes it so much more wholesome :)

    • @jadenharris6560
      @jadenharris6560 3 роки тому

      How do it feel to have only bots in your reply section

    • @StickyL3afSap
      @StickyL3afSap 3 роки тому

      @@jadenharris6560 so your a bot?

    • @shirleycottam1254
      @shirleycottam1254 3 роки тому

      sooo funny but not the girl one not the girl one i reported her

    • @jadenharris6560
      @jadenharris6560 3 роки тому

      @@StickyL3afSap no sir maam nonbinary demon pronouns idek at this point

    • @StickyL3afSap
      @StickyL3afSap 3 роки тому

      @@jadenharris6560 what?

  • @willdandcrazy
    @willdandcrazy 3 роки тому +40

    Kris' outfit in this is just. 🥰 It's amazing. And yes you look like a fashionable robber.

  • @charlietate5514
    @charlietate5514 Рік тому +172

    Hey Kris, just an FYI from a mechanic. The baby with a hacksaw scene was completely safe. The parents had the forethought to turn the blade around and adjusting INSIDE the object to be sawn. The portion of the blade facing towards the child posed no danger as that side of the blade is blunt. Hope that clears anyone's conscience

    • @Tucky0009
      @Tucky0009 Рік тому +14

      Thinking the same thing lol

    • @cobro2
      @cobro2 11 місяців тому +14

      Was going to point that out, then thought to my self to scroll through the comments, and there it is.

    • @Tucky0009
      @Tucky0009 11 місяців тому +8

      @@cobro2 I did the exact same thing lmao

    • @cobro2
      @cobro2 11 місяців тому +5

      @@Tucky0009 we think alike brother.

    • @Tucky0009
      @Tucky0009 11 місяців тому +4

      @@cobro2 we must be 🤯

  • @Silverphox13
    @Silverphox13 Рік тому +2

    I just watched 5 of your videos in a row. I haven't smiled so much in a long time. Thank you. Also: I like your style and your smile.

  • @thedawn1929
    @thedawn1929 3 роки тому +832

    Kris: ”I know some of you are on your toilet right now”
    Me: *Sweating intensive* “How did she know?”😳

  • @hifuqua
    @hifuqua 3 роки тому +681

    The dad with the hacksaw is actually pretty smart. He put the blade on backwards, facing into the saw handle, with the toilet seat trapped inside the handle as well, and is sawing away from the child.

    • @nuclearmomof5750
      @nuclearmomof5750 3 роки тому +112

      I was going to point that out, too. The baby could accidentally bump the saw and he wouldn’t get cut. I think the parents just didn’t want him to get his head whacked by the hand moving.

    • @TheNinjaNiky
      @TheNinjaNiky 3 роки тому +37

      Right, it's not like he was using a sawzall or something😂

    • @NyoganV
      @NyoganV 3 роки тому +15

      That's what i thought too

    • @smoochesTina
      @smoochesTina 3 роки тому +13

      That’s how you use those saws most of the time for pipes and such

    • @TheBachBabe
      @TheBachBabe 3 роки тому +41

      Was going to point that out too. You can see that the saw is moving away from baby. Actually pretty smart. It's good mom was recording so some other parents would see the right way to do it.

  • @sw96
    @sw96 Рік тому +113

    There's nothing sweeter than the sound of a child laughing... unless it's 2 am and you live alone.

  • @KymGedinski-wp6iv
    @KymGedinski-wp6iv Рік тому +1

    Always got me smilin! Bless you Kris!

  • @brookevanrossum9119
    @brookevanrossum9119 3 роки тому +74

    I love how Kris always takes the time to compliment us in every video

  • @elinalukaziak693
    @elinalukaziak693 3 роки тому +278

    Okay but if Kris has a daughter she'd win the genetic lottery, she's so beautiful 😍

    • @PlaystationZocker19
      @PlaystationZocker19 3 роки тому +10

      Not only the genetic one, also the "strong character naturally born into you" one too😎😉
      Edit:Ofc genetics also affect the character, but you get the point 😂

    • @laina4665
      @laina4665 3 роки тому +4

      True

    • @yukivermillion
      @yukivermillion 3 роки тому +5

      Riley is enough for me

    • @qrz5-5
      @qrz5-5 3 роки тому +5

      @@イズミちゃん-h7t why is there so many bots in these comments?

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  3 роки тому +51

      Awwww you’re too sweet ❤️

  • @SassyST
    @SassyST Рік тому +78

    I don’t know what was cuter-the babies and toddlers or your reactions to them 🥰 You’ll make a great mom whenever you’re ready to be one, Kris!
    Much love to you from a 53-year-old mother of two, stepmother to 3, and Nana to 9. 🤪 The more the merrier! (and the louder 😆)

    • @wolfbyte2468
      @wolfbyte2468 Рік тому +4

      *If she's ever ready to be one. Congrats on the kids and grandkids, I hope they bring you a lot of joy!

  • @penelopesmith3039
    @penelopesmith3039 5 місяців тому +5

    The way she said, if you’re on the toilet, you’re so cute😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nyxie2877
    @nyxie2877 2 роки тому +247

    “You look cute today”
    Thank you Kris, I got a girl’s number yesterday and the pure unfiltered joy I feel is doing wonders for my complexion
    Edit: I SAW MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS WITH HER AND I CRIED BUT IT WAS GREAT

  • @ecoria-x9113
    @ecoria-x9113 Рік тому +125

    yeah, my mum never believed my broken bones either, in fact, funny stories; 1. She left me outside in the snow after coming out to yell at me, not once, but twice! because her flippin' dinnerparty was more important than my pain (I had broken my leg and couldn't move. I laid there for over an hour). And 2. She insisted that I was "overreacting" and refused to take me to hospital another time, my dad finally convinced her about 3 weeks later, and x-rays confirmed that my shoulder and elbow were both broken. No wonder I'm in therapy at 37 years old, and my best buddy is my dog Nezha (a shetland sheepdog, 2 years old).

    • @victoriawilliams2786
      @victoriawilliams2786 Рік тому +8

      I'm so sorry that happened to you. I have a history of my Mom saying things that I haven't told my councilor. Because my mom is almost 70 and none of us can change the past.
      Please accept a virtual hug from an internet stranger 🤗

    • @Archiver_Studio
      @Archiver_Studio Рік тому

      Jesus your mother sucks so much
      But hey at least now you no longer need to deal with her stupidity
      I applaud you for doing so well even with therapy

    • @flaneur5560
      @flaneur5560 Рік тому +4

      * HUGS *

    • @barbrice721
      @barbrice721 Рік тому +4

      What the heck. My sister and I were riding horses and the horse she was on stepped in a hole and she got bucked off and hit her arm on the saddle on the way down. Broke her arm. I had to catch her horse lift her on it and lead her home. Rode down driveway screaming for mom. Straight into car straight to hospital. No questions. I can't imagine what you went thru. I mean we weren't ever suppose to interrupt adults. But if someone was hurt everyone came running. That was awful what you went thru. I can't imagine.

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 Рік тому +1

      my grandma didn't believe my uncle had broken his jaw until a few days later; he'd been punched by someone, she was a nurse, she said take a couple Ibuprofen and go to bed; when it kept hurting they took him to the doctor and he ended up having to have it wired shut and drink food thru a straw for that time

  • @turtle7039
    @turtle7039 3 роки тому +49

    Can we just talk about 1, how cute her kids would be and 2, how much of an amazing parent she'd be

  • @PJOATLAALOK
    @PJOATLAALOK 5 місяців тому +2

    14:45
    he be saying "are you there god? It's me fiona, ITS ME FIONAAA!!!"

  • @maya.makes.things
    @maya.makes.things Рік тому +338

    "I'm busy watching children-" **realizes how WRONG that sounds**
    Kris is so funny. Can't we all agree she makes our day better?

  • @tillymay6184
    @tillymay6184 3 роки тому +11

    i litterally only have 9:25 on replay cuz it makes my heart melt watching her reaction 💗💗💓💓💓💓

  • @keiradoran743
    @keiradoran743 3 роки тому +252

    Kris imitating a toddler: *places hands down*
    Also Kris imitating a toddler: “yA oKaYyY?
    I’m dead 😂

  • @diosirita6220
    @diosirita6220 Рік тому +3

    Kris: My favorite thing in the entire world, is things that are smaller than there supposed to be.
    Guys: *in tears*

  • @its.gabriella210
    @its.gabriella210 3 роки тому +79

    I didn’t think this video would begin with:
    “I’m coming to your house and taking your child…
    respectfully.” 😂

  • @laiir2958
    @laiir2958 3 роки тому +231

    Just wanted to say that, as a preschool teacher, using the hacksaw like that is probably safer than trying to use scissors. That plastic is thicc, and scissors are gonna flick around and maybe even hit the kids eye but the edge off the hacksaw blade that was facing the kid is blunt so even if he had throw his forhead at it damage would have been minimal. The other alternative would be to heat it and melt the plastic and that would be even more dangerous.

    • @thinukaidamgodage
      @thinukaidamgodage 3 роки тому +4

      yep id use a hacksaw too

    • @Mr.Larsson
      @Mr.Larsson 3 роки тому +4

      Well now she knows a new thing in her life lol

    • @BlackLilly12
      @BlackLilly12 2 роки тому +1

      Esp if hot melty plastic lands on the child

  • @keramorgan9339
    @keramorgan9339 2 роки тому +246

    Kris is genuinely like one of the most beautiful people in the world, inside and out

  • @Foreverxxsunny
    @Foreverxxsunny Рік тому +4

    You are watching me. You said “I know some of you are on the toilet rn,” I WAS. I GOT FREAKED OUT AND I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

  • @antonypost19
    @antonypost19 3 роки тому +41

    The hack-saw guy was doing it in the most safe way he could. He installed the blade backwards and with the blade starting from the inside so that all the dangerous parts are facing outwards towards himself👍

    • @brambleon
      @brambleon 3 роки тому +4

      Scrolled too far down to see this lmao
      You a real one!

  • @crownclowncreations
    @crownclowncreations 2 роки тому +709

    1) We really do need to accept that some people don’t want children.
    2) If Kris ever have children, I’m sure she’d an amazing mom!
    3) You can find babies and children adorable without wanting any yourself.

    • @_Danielle69
      @_Danielle69 Рік тому +25

      I agree some people shove having children/baby’s down peoples throats. If you have 1 children/baby some people shove other people to have another. Children. Are. Hard. Work

    • @TheAsh-hole
      @TheAsh-hole Рік тому +11

      OMG thank you! I love that Kris is team no kids! It’s one of the many reasons I relate to her! I literally have a fear of babies and toddlers! I am a germaphobe and an introvert who does have to have my man pay my bills while I go to school full time and play house wife, because I can’t keep a job that doesn’t require a college degree. Adding a child into the mix whereas I have my own struggles in taking care of myself would be catastrophic. A fur kid is as far as my hubby and I are willing to take care of 😅.

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 Рік тому +13

      Don’t want kids but… this little guy in Starbucks happily announced that his favorite animal is the sun.
      How tf am I supposed to answer what my favorite animal is after that?
      Hyenas, by the way. Striped hyenas (so fluffy and cute!)

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 Рік тому +3

      ​@@icarusbinns3156Wouldn't it be funny if he meant Soleo the Sun Lion Pokemon?

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 Рік тому +2

      @@moonshinershonor202 or Solrock
      He was just so happy to share

  • @strawberrycheesecake8960
    @strawberrycheesecake8960 2 роки тому +113

    16:15
    When this child started laughing I immediately started crying out of pure awe because of how cute she was I have never cried over a cute thing in my entire life this baby is just so adorable mind you this might be the first time I ever called a child ,let alone a toddler, cute

    • @careyannesh
      @careyannesh 2 роки тому

      Tell me you’re ovulating without telling me you’re ovulating lol.

    • @btwsoulyt4242
      @btwsoulyt4242 2 роки тому +6

      So cute!

    • @RCKST4R.97
      @RCKST4R.97 2 роки тому

      Bc toddlers are demons

  • @andiwiltshire
    @andiwiltshire Рік тому +5

    Bro can we just appreciate how Kris dose so much just to make us laugh

  • @Milk-ck1wv
    @Milk-ck1wv 3 роки тому +20

    6:01 :c poor kid had to witness his mom getting catcalled but that's sweet that hes protective

  • @baldzhongli4057
    @baldzhongli4057 3 роки тому +16

    3:43 you have an R2-D2 phone chime? That's the best choice i've witnessed in a long time

  • @herbie_the_hillbillie_goat
    @herbie_the_hillbillie_goat 3 роки тому +26

    11:25 It's okay Kris. They have the hacksaw blade turned away from the kid. 😁

    • @MacMasore
      @MacMasore Рік тому +2

      16:33 Kris spontaneously ovulating

  • @Harper64567
    @Harper64567 Рік тому +2

    Hi Kris. You are my favorite UA-camr of all time. You are so pretty, funny, kind, & lovable! I also love Kevin so much! He is cute as hell! Love your content, & I hope u have great night! ❤

  • @charlie677
    @charlie677 3 роки тому +151

    I love how Kris compares herself to almost every single toddler. Kris you are an amazing person, we love you!

    • @vargenfenrisson1164
      @vargenfenrisson1164 3 роки тому

      we have all been kids its not hard to find yourself in the actions of a child

    • @naturelover1175
      @naturelover1175 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/u-mZb98zbjo/v-deo.html
      Close to snake with fear

  • @dnhxor
    @dnhxor 3 роки тому +108

    About the hacksaw clip, it looks to me like the father has removed the blade, slipped it through the toilet seat, reversed it and reattached it to the saw backwards. You can see it's cutting outwards, away from the child, not inward, meaning the edge of the saw blade facing the child is the smooth one. They're fine - the only thing they really risk here is getting smacked in the face by the moving handle.

    • @METALMAGGOT777
      @METALMAGGOT777 3 роки тому +18

      This was disturbingly far down in the comments. The kid wasn’t in danger, and that was a galaxy brained dad.

    • @ginger_nosoul
      @ginger_nosoul 3 роки тому +7

      Exactly, the entire time kris was freaking out i was facepalming so hard 🤦‍♂️

    • @amatije
      @amatije 3 роки тому +12

      Yes, the father reversed the blade. It looks little off but babies/toddlers are picking up every emotion from the parent. The kid was so calm and trusted his dad because of that.
      A parent must know how to turn any situation to a play. Like when a kid falls you can't panic,cause you'll have one screaming / crying kid and you'll need wonder to make him stop.
      That kid was so adorable and he surely did learn a lesson.

    • @jaydog121787
      @jaydog121787 3 роки тому +4

      yeah i kept screaming that at the kris during the clip, I am glad someone else saw that bc i was loosing my mind saying it to no one lol.

  • @beastmode610
    @beastmode610 2 роки тому +200

    I swear kris has the best sense of humor especially when she was like “oh a bottle in my mouth while crawling on the floor that was me last night”

  • @christopherharding7890
    @christopherharding7890 Рік тому +1

    Every day i wake up and i watch you /kallmekris and she just makes my day better ;D

  • @diamondlo5244
    @diamondlo5244 3 роки тому +61

    The fact I knew this video wouldn’t help my “want” for kids… and still watched it! 💜 Love the videos Kris!

  • @marvelcommentator1435
    @marvelcommentator1435 2 роки тому +306

    Kris would be an amazing mom! You can just tell by how she reacts to the kids.
    Kris, if you’re ever adopting, I would like to volunteer myself!

  • @raddad9291
    @raddad9291 3 роки тому +37

    kris is probably the nicest youtuber in existence and i love the compliments she gives at the beginning of her videos she always knows how to make me smile so kris if you see this i just wanna say thank you :)

  • @holli4962
    @holli4962 Рік тому +5

    Parents with a sense of humor who laugh over getting annoyed seem to enjoy their family far more.

  • @Bishop1987
    @Bishop1987 2 роки тому +1012

    Kris, don't have a stroke it's ok. The video of the parents sawing the toilet seat off the baby is fine and the child is totally safe. The parents had the blade of the hacksaw on backwards so it was cutting towards the parent who was doing the cutting and not cutting towards the baby. Congratulations on the success of all your social media channels. I really enjoy your videos. Thank you for doing what you do. You always give me a reason to to laugh. Keep up the awesome content, it is very much appreciated.

    • @troybishop8120
      @troybishop8120 2 роки тому +53

      I noticed that blade was on backwards as well

    • @kumaahito3927
      @kumaahito3927 2 роки тому +58

      Yeah, the video had me worried as well, but after a while it got pretty clear they're sawing away from the kid not in the child's direction fortunately.

    • @MsOgynee
      @MsOgynee 2 роки тому +57

      I'm honestly a little surprised she didn't catch on to that, considering... they started from the inside. However, as a parent of 3 kids... they got their head in there, it'll come out probably xD and then you don't have to buy a new potty chair xD

    • @justanotherotaku565
      @justanotherotaku565 2 роки тому +22

      Thx for saying this, I wanted to tell her too XD

    • @seanbeauchesne2443
      @seanbeauchesne2443 2 роки тому +30

      Yup. I was gonna say the same thing. They said to look up so he didn't bump his head on the handle. Smart dad had to put the blade through the seat and attach it backwards on the inside of the seat before sawing.

  • @ianfairall4509
    @ianfairall4509 2 роки тому +902

    The hacksaw was actually pretty well done. If you look closely, the sharp part of the blade is pointed away from the baby so as long as the baby doesn't grab the blade and the dad uses the tool properly, the baby won't get hurt

    • @jakevangeersom3289
      @jakevangeersom3289 2 роки тому +71

      Yeah he did that extremely well to be honest

    • @KateCantDraw
      @KateCantDraw 2 роки тому +36

      Yeah, he like wrapped it around the seat somehow and reversed the blade so the kid was actually pretty safe

    • @sammieh9695
      @sammieh9695 2 роки тому +45

      @@KateCantDraw the blades usually screw or bolt on so he likely just left 1 side undone slid the blade thru and then attached it.
      At the er they would have charged a couple grand to do the same thing, but with power tools.

    • @Mage057
      @Mage057 2 роки тому +28

      To be far the farther was saying keep your head up so the kid was very safe as it looks like he knows what he is doing

    • @puddingpup6826
      @puddingpup6826 2 роки тому +46

      Hey better then my mums method of slithering butter over my entire head and yanking the seat off when I got stuck in that as a kid

  • @КорольТыкв-х3ц
    @КорольТыкв-х3ц 3 роки тому +7

    My parents haven't been living together for 5 or 6 years now. Talking with father was awkward and still is. I think I miss the type of relationship we had before all about that, but i'm anxious to talk to him about that.
    But then you posted. I'm watching your videos, seeing you're alive and not hungry (i hope so at least), smiling. You just give me so much hope, positive energy, courage. It feels like it'll be okay.
    It's hard, it's painful and scary, but it'll be okay.
    Thank you, miss Kristina Collins. Take care, rest as much as you can. Know you're amazing.

  • @CindyCandy3485
    @CindyCandy3485 Місяць тому +1

    I love kallmekris videos

  • @kitkat794
    @kitkat794 3 роки тому +86

    Fast forward to Kris having kids and they're watching her do her TikTok characters, all confused. 😂

  • @bubbul_gum
    @bubbul_gum 2 роки тому +47

    "Am I just and overgrown toddler?"
    Riley:🧍‍♀️

  • @Vampiresontop
    @Vampiresontop 2 роки тому +184

    Can we just appreciate how beautiful she looks every day and her smile is so beautiful:)) Keep up the good work Kris

  • @just.me.c
    @just.me.c Рік тому +5

    14:07 is living his dream of a ninja turtle 🐢

  • @ahauswal
    @ahauswal 3 роки тому +94

    45 seconds in and she's already complementing us. I love it when you do that Kris. It brightens my mood and my day (even though I'm in my bath robe and eating candy like a two year old 😅).
    Awesome that you did tiktoks with Dr. Mike!
    *Mentally reaches through my phone screen to give Kris a big hug*

  • @marzbars6063
    @marzbars6063 3 роки тому +193

    Can we have a video where kris reads children stories either as each character or using different voices for each character. We need this.
    On a separate note I Luv you and your content kris

    • @KivTheKlown
      @KivTheKlown 2 роки тому

      I'm just gonna make sure because i'm a protector of the art: i've seen ur profile pic before did u make that? its rlly cool but if not i hope you gave credit

  • @ardemus
    @ardemus 3 роки тому +12

    @12:40, the blade is installed facing away from the child. The side facing the child is completely blunt. The kid would have to grab the blade with their hand to hurt themselves.

  • @NANE11E118
    @NANE11E118 9 місяців тому +1

    I watch you so much when I sleep at night all I see is a out line of you and you saying "what's up guys I'm kallmekris and you can kallmekris"

  • @legitshann
    @legitshann 3 роки тому +191

    Love how kris is trying to convince us that she doesn’t want kids or is she convincing herself..idk 😭😭😂

  • @STELLAISONFIRE
    @STELLAISONFIRE 2 роки тому +78

    I laughed so hard when she said "they're like little drunk people, which I love" 😂 You're not wrong lmao

  • @maerock5121
    @maerock5121 3 роки тому +58

    Kris’s children would be the absolute funniest , most adorable, and dramatic children 😤🤣

    • @HampterCEOalt
      @HampterCEOalt 3 роки тому +4

      One will grow up to be karen and one will grow up to be Katrina

    • @maerock5121
      @maerock5121 3 роки тому

      Omg yessss

  • @stringy7177
    @stringy7177 Рік тому +2

    1:10
    “There like little drunk people”
    -Kris 2022

  • @kbeamesgamez1347
    @kbeamesgamez1347 2 роки тому +68

    My favourite part is when she says “I’m busy watching children” then her face cracked me up 😂

  • @ti9erlilly
    @ti9erlilly 3 роки тому +70

    As a mom, and a human being, I enjoyed this so much! I could not stop laughing!! The look on your face at 13:25 made me so happy!! I know you're not ready for it, but you would be a good mom, Kris. A unique, good mom, that would be amazing to hang with while the kids are playing. 😂 Love ya!! Please do more videos like this, it was pure joy!

  • @haliemaxine3734
    @haliemaxine3734 2 роки тому +9

    10:23 I swear it sounded like that baby said “IM HAPPYY” Rather than “I love you”. Still absolutely adorable but I def hear “I happy” lol. So sweeeeet!

  • @williamgeorge9921
    @williamgeorge9921 Рік тому +2

    “Things that are smaller than there’re supposed to be” dirty mind activated

  • @chaoticsovereign
    @chaoticsovereign 2 роки тому +50

    I love how adorably silly toddlers act. Theyre just little bundles of joy

    • @gabisuver
      @gabisuver 2 роки тому

      Bro I'm 12 and I act like a 2 year old

  • @_.shapeshifter._
    @_.shapeshifter._ 3 роки тому +20

    Kris makes me feel so good about myself with the compliments

    • @Tonycashers
      @Tonycashers 3 роки тому

      @Tommy Gaming 🅥 just stop it get some help in the words of Michael Jordan

    • @evensen1779
      @evensen1779 3 роки тому

      Er du norsk??

  • @meosjxin
    @meosjxin 3 роки тому +12

    a'ight the bottle flippin baby at 14:20 had me dying on laughter idk why. maybe it's the noise the child made or the fact the bottle landed on it's top after being thrown hard XD

  • @adamw4862
    @adamw4862 Рік тому +2

    I wish I could like Kris's videos more then once

  • @craigstewart527
    @craigstewart527 3 роки тому +14

    Love what you do Kris! Absolute legend! More proud to be Canadian knowing you call it your home too! Keep doing what you’re doing!
    You have helped pull myself out of some dark thoughts, and I thank you for that. I will always be in dept to you. Thank you🙏🏻

  • @willtinto6570
    @willtinto6570 3 роки тому +13

    14:00 I remember at 5 years old, I was upset about something and got an empty suitcase and stood in front of the door and said, "I'm moving out!", like my oldest half brothers did, then my Mom asks, "Where are you moving to?" ....... I hadn't thought that far ahead

  • @ms.anonymous7438
    @ms.anonymous7438 3 роки тому +76

    Kris: I don’t want kids
    *over the course of the vid*
    Kris’s head: I want kids now but just don’t wanna say it lol
    Btw u r so funny, I die laughing in pretty much every vid! Keep up the good work :))

  • @aesthetic_498
    @aesthetic_498 Рік тому +1

    YOU NEED KIDS!!!!!Its so clear!The way you reacted literally SCREAMS that you would be a good mom,being scared for the children!