TikTok Try Not to Laugh
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- Опубліковано 19 лис 2021
- I always love watching these to lift my mood. Hope it helped lift your mood too! Let me know what else you guys want to see in the comments below!
I Appreciate you!
Social Media: linktr.ee/Kallmekris
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IG: @jayjaymay - Розваги
Hey Kris, the first time I watched you I was like, “Why is she not a model?” You are so pretty!
Yeah dude why aren't you a model?
@@ArtyomMP01 ha Nice
I think beautiful is the word you're looking for. She's not JUST pretty
I KNOW RIGHT? KRIS IS SO DARN PRETTY!!!!!
Maybe she secretly does that in her spare time and is keeping it a secret from us🤭
Kris: I'm going to watch this respectfully
Also kris: LOOK AT THAT DUMPTRUCK
"Not gonna lie, I watched that disrespectfully." 😂
Fucking dying
@@justynakolodziej6369 SAME 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Türkçeye en yakın yorum bu olsa gerek bdndjdjsjsjs krisss seviliyorsunn ah üzgünüm ingilizcem pek iyi değil
I mean... If its in that videos, you can't expect me not to stare... heh... heh... (Hey, it's not my fault humans were given nice bootay) (omg what is wrong with me lol)
The fact that your editor is apart of the videos is great. Y’all do a great job, thanks for being you kris
Jay is a great addition to every video. ❤
❤
“Did he drug the mustache man” killed me🤣😂
God no why am I thinking about a other mustache man from world war 2 💀
@@Trainspotter_hengelo straight to jail😂❤
"Not gonna lie. I watched that disrespectfully."
Kris is queen of truthfulness 😂
As a straight man, I also watched that disrespectfully. lol
@@slickstretch6391true
@@slickstretch6391 You’re so real for that
@@slickstretch6391takes a secure man to say that. Love it 🤣👌
Kris is our new fun aunt that lets us do whatever she wants at her house
She's definitely the type of aunt children will follow, 'cause whatever she does looks fun!
I'm tryna be everyone's uncle then respectfully haha
She definitely needs to voice her own cartoon character!! Love all the accents and her overall energy. One of my favorite content creators.
Take out "one of: and the "s" after creators... My favorite content creator is the true message
Hi, Kris. Thanks for always cheering me up! I'm sure it's difficult somedays. But you brighten my days! 😊❤
Kris: "Seasonal depression is kicking in"
Me: *passes out around 9pm wakes up at 1am, doesn't go to bed until like 6am and then wakes up at 12pm* "Seasonal depression who?"
Why does this happen? I don't fuggin know
I’ve been diagnosed with depression for years. Anxiety and borderline as well…. Over the last few weeks this has been a regular occurance. Not every night but a lot. One night I went to bed at 830ish woke up at 2am didn’t go back to sleep till 5am and woke up at 7am for work.
Other nights, same thing. Bed around 9, wake up at 1am don’t sleep till 3-4am and up at 7am for work or weekends yes 12pm
I feel this deeply but I don't sleep until I pass out from exhaustion
The fact that Kris makes me company even from the other side of the world is very surreal. Thanks girl
Mission accomplished ❤️
@@kallmekris I don't know what to reply to you but I can't just not reply after seeing no reply on your reply so yeah
@@kallmekris good goal 👌
@Caro Lin go to jahanam walahi ,
Read tasbeeh
Say astaghfurallah
AND DONT PUT THÈSE LINKS
ASTAGHFURALLAH
@@kallmekris Hii
Kris gives the most meaningful complaints,that make my day
“Purple or blue?”
Kris:💅 Green ✨
I love that my reaction to Kris saying "you can't be self-deprecating that is my thing," was "I'm older it was my job first."
Kris: I'm gonna watch this respectfully
Also Kris: Jaw slowly dropping as she watches the video
" ngl i watched that disrespectfully"
uhh you tan on you your neck🤣🤣🤣
"How is he shaped like that?"
It's called steroids
@@POPtartsVR what-
If you choose ass over boobs then when a dude caked up like that on a Tuesday afternoon you just gotta clap 👏
Jay:”I never wanted you but I love you!!!” Killed me!!!!
I just had an arguement with my partner and Kris's compliement genuinely made me feel a bit better :)
Kris is the only UA-camr that sounds like she means it when she says: "I hope you have a fantastic day!". It really cheers me up!❤️
I know!!!
Good for you
And SSSniperWolf
LA beast legit wants us to have a good day too!
To true to true
Kris: "I'm going to watch this respectfully."
2 seconds earlier: "Look at that DUMP TRUCK!"
We all said it
LOL
LOL
LOL
How could you not??!!
Show me the woman (or man for that matter) who could not watch that with the utmost of dis-respect. (which I think would really actually be respecting his DUMP TRUCK, he has clearly put A LOT of effort into it!
Video: "Purple ore blue?"
Kris: "GREN !". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The face you made after saying you were going to watch it respectfully was the best part of my day 😂 love your videos ❤
Kris: I should be an actor.
Also Kris: *plays several different characters of her own creation in TikTok sketches*
I love how Kris talks about insecurities and depression and tries to cheer people up about it 🥰
Absolutely agree!! Kris has helped me and others, I'm sure. She normalizes mental health!
Facts though
Ok but she literally got me in the first 40 seconds when she said “does anyone else wear oversized clothes…if u do u gotta like the video”
@@melissafields3376 she‘s helping me right now
I. Do. To. OKAY
So glad I found this channel!!! Love the content and the antics! Best one out there!!
"Pugs... are... an issue." Kris 2 years ago. Kris now: totally loving on her pugs
Kris is legitimately one of the only UA-camrs that should never feel bad about her content. She takes time to film and she carefully curates to what her fans like and what she thinks they will like, she puts a tremendous amount of thought into her videos. Meanwhile you have other UA-camrs who yell random crap for half an hour.
man that shit right
fr tho
i mean kyutie is okay
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES! ITS ME, JACKSCEPTICEYE!
Yep, just yep
The fact that someone as beautiful as Kris can feel bad about her looks shows that it’s just normal to feel insecure. I also love that in one day this video has nearly a million views, Kris deserves it and a big thumbs up for a great video!
Hey, North Jersey? I just got that feeling I know you for some reason lol don't mind me, I'm from Pennsylvania and never left haha My old "friends" called me the "sicko, psycho, psychic" cause I could read them, like literally, and it would freak them out.
Then they would say "You can come hang out with us we're sorry" Then they'd say "Sike, Ho" with a pause In-between the two words lol I laugh now cause I never got it. It doesn't happen with everyone though, i can get it wrong.
And you're beautiful also, EVERYONE feels insecure about something.
@@LexyThomas134 Thank you and I am from North Jersey! I actually only use my photo cause I am insecure so it’s a way to force myself to accept myself
I 100% agree with you. She’s beautiful and funny which multiplies her beauty.
"look at that dumptrruck" 🤣🤣🤣
Dammit!! That very first clip "In The Beginning" got me. That was too good 😂
Dose anyone else feel like Kris would be the mom friend of a friend group? She is so caring and loving. She makes me feel better and loved after I watch her videos 🤗
I feel like she’d be the mom friend who can turn it off. Like if she’s DD’ing, so makes sure everyone has water and food and gets in their front door safely. But when she doesn’t have to rule the roost, she’s the first one taking shots and losing hair ties. 😂
((I’m also this mom friend. My purse is a Mary Poppins bag, but when I’m not in charge, it gets left at home.))
She is OUR mum wdym 😂
😂❤️❤️❤️
@@kallmekris i love how 18 hours later youre liking and replying to comments, wow, UA-camr’s usually spend the first five minutes after the video is posted to check comments, go off Kris
@@kallmekris I'm honestly shocked you even looked at my comment! UA-cam's never like or reply to me so this really made my day! Love ya Kris!!! 😇😇😇
I love your editor rescuing a chihuahua. I am so proud of him.
*I never wanted you but I love you*
He sounds like she’s in such distress but on the verge of tears of joy at the same time
@@Butterpony ikr!🤣🤣
I never cheated on an exam because im to stupid and who ever is the as a teacher would see it. 😢😢😢😢
I had to adopt a chihuahua bc she was the runt and was there for 5 months already
@@huhfeeshI never did because I was a good kid who anyways would at least get a b
That "guten morgen" caught me off guard, it was very clean
Your videos help me so much since everyone in my life had called me fat or ugly (or implied it) and people have told me to take my own life even though I told them countless times that I was considering it and that one compliment and your joyful personality just help me so much so thank you ❤
Kris' jaw slowly opening while watching the last tiktok is everything to me lmfao
Your new bitmoji/2D girl is funnn
Kris:"I don't stare!"
Also Kris: paused it and in detail described it after examining/ admiring it😆
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Watching this while high is so fun bc everything is so hilarious to me
Kris you always brighten my day, super funny. I liked the vid before you'd said about insecurity and wearing big clothes 😂
Thank you petal 😊❤ keep smiling
"You don't need to be insecure about your body, because you look fine as chilled wine in the summer time"
I'm crying 😭
The seasonal depression has really been setting in for me and this really helped. Thank you so much, and Kris, you look fine.
Me too - ✋ 😩
It didn't help but thanks 👍
Thank you Kris for sharing that "DumpTruck".
“I think I only laughed nine times”😂
Let's all appreciate Kris, who uploads weekly for our entertainment even when she is at her lowest of low mood
Omg KRIS ACKNOWLEDGED MY COMMENT 😃😃😃😃😃😃TANKYOU Kris!!!
Yes Kris, you're so strong! Even if you don't feel like it... you are! 🤗
“I should be an actress”
YES. YES YOU SHOULD.
Kris always makes my day😂❤ love you kris
Thnk you for being the only youtuber with my humor lmao
Just wanted to let you know that you’re not alone with the seasonal depression. Thank you for creating content and making us laugh anyway! Take it one day at a time and try to keep your head up. ❤️❤️❤️
same, got what’s called “every season” depression :D
Seasonal depression is a b*tch
Awwww this made my day I have seasonal depression ik in not Kris but lol
My brother has a heart disease
Oh
Jay explaining why he has a Chihuahua is basically the same reason I have one
We never wanted them but now we have them and sorta love them
I'm German and gotta say your "Guten Morgen" was spot on... perfect pronunciation and that tone of voice was delicious!!!
“Are you an employee here?”
“Yeah they were low on mannequins”
😂
True
You know she was about to go full Karen on the manager if he was
Lol
@@abbiejo6822 Even worse for the dude because she gets to go full Karen to the cops.
@@eveykosel And then she ran over his foot lol
Fun fact: Kris made you laugh more than the actual videos!
True
Facts
It's true.
That's facts
@@wyattsharkfin416 Fact
My guy called everybody in the universe flat on a whole other level
4:09, I have a chihuahua and she genuinely is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺, I love her so much ❤️
Seasonal depression sucks indeed. Take your time, Kris. Thank you for posting.
Not even 10 seconds in LOOK AT THAT DUMP TRUCK I busted out laughing 🤣 love ya Kris
LOL😂
And 1:26😂🤣
1:51 lol
70th like:D
✨ITS LIKE THE GODS ARE LIFTING UP HIS GLUTEUS MAXIMUS FOR HIM!!!!!!! ✨
The first one already got me 😂, your not the only ond
The OH JEZUSSSSS! Got me crying laughing 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤ only time I couldn't hold my laugh in
She needs to keep doing this until we get that footage of Kevin chasing Kris around the fields. lol
Rando person: Hey, who got you smilin' like that, bro?
Me: Oh, no one.. Just a freshly baked Kallmekris video that makes my day, that's all!
I loved the whole animation about girls going to the bathroom in groups. It's so true!
OMG YOUR HAIR IS SO PRETTY AND YOURE SO PRETTY
We have to give credit to the mannequin guy. "Do you work here? Yes, they were low on mannequins". What a legend.! 😂
XD
I wholeheartedly agree
Irk he needs a raise
Seeing her laugh is hilarious and all the facial expressions are just. Kris is like a full on meme!
10:15 your voice very quickly takes on the tone of "if the men find out we can shapeshift, they are going to tell the church" real fast 😂
Almost fell in love with her cute smile, saved by thinking she just has a different life of her own
I love how she compliments us. It gives me a boost in confidence. Thanks kris!
same
for real
That’s so good!
same
yeah it actually makes me love myself more
I like how she said winter depression is “kicking” in then punches the air 😂
u make my day all the time ty chris
Gurl would do so good as an actress first time I watched it was like “have I seen her in something she’s a legitimate actress”
Me: Playing along.
Kris saying something funny: THAT DOESNT COUNT.
The “not gonna lie, I watched that disrespectfully” got me 😂🤣
Jay “ l never wanted u but l love u ! 😂 “
draco malfoy is that you... I died at that part lol🤣
Man I was trying not to laugh but I failed miserably and I've never felt better about failing. Your laugh is contagious.
the fact that Kris can make my depression just float away while im watching her is so amazing i love you so much Kris your amazing!!
We love YOU KRIS
As a middle child, I am not only forgotten. it's both me and my older sister.
My younger brother gets his way and thinks the world revolves around him😢
9:30 LMAO That guy is literally me on a daily basis 😭💀
Fun fact: if you want a pug, get a retro pug! It’s a new breed that breeders came up with, it’s a mix between a pug and a jack russell terrier! It has many of the same characteristics and features of a pug, while removing a lot of the health problems and making it to where they have a face that isn’t so smushed so they can actually breathe!
:0 really?!
@@catlover109 yeah! Google them sometime, they’re super cute and I hope one day they will replace the pug breed completely, because those poor dogs live terrible lives.
“not gonna lie i watched that disrespectfully”
*we know kris, we all did.*
I was actually looking at his rippling back instead!
Mhm
i love your videos it always puts a smile on myface
i’m so used to her with red hair in her new studio now 😂
I love how Kris compliments us at the beginning of everything video, it makes me so happy every time
Since we both have seasonal Depression, here‘s something to make you smile:
Your sense of humour is perfection. You‘re the first and only UA-camr that can make me genuinely laugh. It‘s so difficult to make me laugh but you manage to do it in every single video. Please never change, you‘ll be so successful in a few years. And if you think that 4.24 Million subscribers is a lot, then lemme tell you this: You‘re not even near the amount you deserve. Take care of yourself, we love you ❤️
Agreed.
#kallmekrisnation ✊
She has 30M on tiktok...
@@Vintagesugarplum :0
@@DoodleNoodles lol yes :D edit: oh wait I just checked it's 40M
Pure fuckin facts right here
Watching 2 year old videos of Kris because her vibe gives me the serotonin I need to start my days lmao
same lol
I laugh more at you than the videos!!! Great job, thank you for being you ❤
Ive never failed a try not to laugh...
But Kris is just too funny and I cant-
Is anyone else’s day made better when Kris compliments us?❤️🥰
Yes my day gets 100% Better cause she makes me feel like I’m worth it to her and she saved my life
yes
Yes
Each and every single video.
Yes
Jay is the only one that has an exception for owning a Chihuahua
I thank you for the inspirational words in every video
Kris:”Why am I actually physically crying? I should be an actress Look at this shit” Me:*looks at your eyes* “Yeah. Okay. You should definitely be an actress. I wanna see you in movies and shows. You’d be good at it. Seriously. You have the most gorgeous face ever.” 😍🥺😱
Kinda creepy but ok lol
@@Kai-et5gs she is stunning though what's creepy about it? It sounds like a reasonable compliment imo.
@@TrashPanda90914 u could be right but idk just the emoji choices and the way they said *looks at your eyes* seemed a bit creepy to me
@@Kai-et5gs a bit ott I guess lol can't argue with you there 😂
I'm honestly obsessed with watching Kris' videos, they always put a smile on my face and I'm sure that happens to everyone else too ❤️
she's a fun person to be around no drama or negativity just gorgeous both in and out. Very easy to like and get along with. Idk why some people just find her annoying her energy is intoxicating
Same
I love the how she is like really silly. It makes my day
Thank You! I feel like you're the only person I've ever heard share my opinion about pugs.
I love how she randomly changes to a random accent
Even in the hardest of times, Kris never fails to put a smile on my face.
i love kris she helps me when im sad especially with sam and colby
I can too be self-deprecating! Kris isn't allowed to 😂
That last video reaction killed me hahaha The whole video had me in stitches but that long delay dump truck comment broke me! I actually had to rewatch the end to crack up all over again at the face drop. Too much. You're a legend Kris! Thanks so much for the love and effort.
Does anyone else ever wish you could hit the subscribe button more than once for legend channels like this that just deserve double or triple the attention they have current? Kris, you are so wonderful and kind and uplifting, while also being hilarious and just fun to watch. Thank you for everything that you do.
Bruh id just use an autoclicker and by the end of the night she'd have more than 50mil subs
I got you, make another account and subscribe with that one (as far as I know you can make as many youtube accounts as you want so you could theoretically give her infinite subs)
I wish I could like videos more than once😊
Yeah
agreed ^
I failed on the first one too Kris 😂❤
Love you kris!
❤❤ you make me have a good day when I have a bad day, and the compliments you give me make me remeber I am enough. ❤ thanks kris
Kris makes my day everyday.