As a retired child-care worker who spent over thirty years with thousands of kids, this video was particularly relatable! And I think you'd be a fantastic mom whose kids would turn out fun and grateful for the wacky love and upbringing you'd provide!
Kris idk if ur gonna read this but ive been watching you for a bit since 2020 so not that long but you helped me through quarantine and your helping me now as a teen with depression you never fail to make me laugh and hour the most gorgeous human ever! Its so iconic how you can pull of literally anything and it hurts to see u doubting yourself so just so u know ur loved ❤
Had a really shitty argument just now, am crying alone in my room, and Kris just comes along and saves not only my mood but my whole day. Thank you Kris, I needed that ❤️
Oh... my... goodness. We didn't get a complement?!?! Let's complement her instead! Your kindness and truthfulness is refreshing! Thank you for what you do!
Dear Kris, I know that you may never see this but I just want to thank you. Struggling with depression is one of the hardest things I’ve gone through and I just want to thank you for making me smile through the darkest times. Watching you chases away the feeling of inadequacy and ugliness I have :)
The newborn baby smell triggers the same part of the brain as hunger, which is how come there's so many phrases like "so cute I'm going to eat you up". Another fun fact, wanting to pinch baby cheeks or thighs displays similarly as a 'tears of joy' where there's a negative emotion (pinching & crying) along with a positive one (baby & joy). It's a sign of great emotional balance in the person.
I was adopted and honestly it's an incredible thing to do ^^ Whether or not you birth the child, you love them the same! I love that you've actually considered it! 🩷 Love you Kris! :]
This makes me feel so comforted because that's what I want to do rather than bring a child into this world myself (lots of medical and mental health reasons, don't want to pass on certain things plus I believe there are plenty of kids in the world deserving of love and want to be a part of that). Bless your adoptive fam, I hope to be like them some day ❤
@lauuu__ri431 with what you said, I think you'll be an incredible parent to children someday! My biological mother only ever cared about herself, to the point that she wouldn't feed me because she wanted to do her makeup, and you saying that you genuinely want to bring a child into this world makes me so happy! :) I'm glad that what I said made you feel comforted ^^ Love you and I wish you the best!!! 🩷🩷🩷
I was adopted as a newborn, love to hear people supporting adoption. There's so many kids in need of homes and mothers not being able to take care of a new baby. Adoption is a long process, but it really makes a world of difference. People need to talk about it more. I know there are so many broken and/or abusive homes and it makes me think of all the nice families that would've happily raised that child!
Dear Kallmekris, your videos never fail to brighten my day and bring a smile to my face. Your talent, creativity, and genuine passion for what you do shines through in every video you create. Not only are you incredibly talented, but you also have a heart of gold. Your kindness, authenticity, and the way you connect with your audience make you truly special. Your content has become a source of inspiration and joy for so many, including myself. Thank you for sharing your incredible talent and for being a positive presence in the UA-cam community. Keep spreading your light and making the world a better place, one video at a time. Sending you lots of love and support!
Kris, I know this is a little late, but I just want you to know you are just the most magnificent, beautiful, courageous woman. You have gone through so much and still carry this channel and make us laugh and feel loved and included. You have carried me and millions of other people through hard times, and even if it's just a skit, it still makes my day whenever you post. You endured so much trauma throughout your childhood and teen years and still manage to be optimistic and kind to everyone. Not just anyone could do that, and that is what makes you so special, you endured. You are an amazing human being with a heart the size of Mount Everest. ❤❤❤
Kris, I cannot express how much fun and joy you have brought into my life. Your comedic talent is off the charts, I have "Lost Time Syndrome" from watching your vids... and I have never seen as good a character actor as you are. You have created some of the funniest and most relatable, if dysfunctional, personalities, I have ever had the pleasure to watch. Keep it up Kris, don't let the haters get you down, they only hate because they see your talent and know they have none of their own so they try and tear others down.
Kris is a mom we all would like to have. You also never fail to make us smile! You are absolutely fabulous.Your compliments are my favorite part because I was always bullied for being overweight and I was called fat and ugly all the time so your compliments mean a lot.
kris's intros are getting better and better, this has gotta be one of my favorites also the fact that she has this love-hate relationship with kids, it's like my dad with my cat ("I don't like him, i just feel bad for him" he says while gently stroking him even though he gets smothered by my brothers) also i read somewhere that this girl's parents talked to her in a british accent until she was 7 because they wanted a british child so that's always an option
In today's intrusive world I totally appreciate all your efforts just to entertain us that it somehow help us forget about whatever ugly and unpleasant things happening around. Really a massive thanks to you Kris. Just keep spreading happiness 💞🙂
How I know I'm not made for fatherhood: I once convinced my 7 year old nephew that my apartment's sprinkler heads were a ghost deterrent system. He quickly realized his home didn't have any, got scared to leave, so I had to constantly remind him I was joking. Good times lol
For anyone curious, the reason some of us want to "eat" babies and other cute things is because of a phenomenon called "cute aggression." Basically, we become overwhelmed by the cuteness and it's our brain's way of trying to balance things. I think it's so interesting. I researched it years ago.
"I'm not contributing to this Tyler." This is the new thing I'm just going to start saying to people when I don't want to do what they are doing. Thanks Kris! 😂🤟✌️
I'm so happy for you! Hanging out with my niece became a live saving experience for me. I just know Jess will be a great mom, you will be the coolest auntie, and the kid will love you so much!
Can we just appreciatte the fact that she liked and read so many coments, just she has such a pure soul and kris you are my idol and the most amazing person i ever saw in my life❤
Kris, having a kid is the best thing in the world. I love my little girl to pieces. Yes, having a kid changes your life in unpredictable ways, but it's a *good* change. Sure there's diapers and crying and soccer practices and all sorts of things you don't want to do, but it's bearable and doable because it's for this wonderful little human that loves you and looks to you for everything. It's not all cupcakes and sunshine but it's wonderful anyway. I wouldn't change a thing.
Pacifiers are called dummies in the UK and Australia, and maybe other places. Someday (if you so choose) you will make an awesome mom. I predict you will be super fun and still keep your kids in check.
At 2:23 in and I'm dying here! Bc I've seen this clip before and the lil kid is being so dramatic, and the other babe( who is ABSOLUTELY UNBOTHERED😂AND JUST NOT HAVING IT), is hilarious! Also, he stops in between sobs, too see if she'll console him! She looks and acts like the tot on Modern Family, Lily. Who is grown now, but ya get it! Love this one 👍👏👏😂
FYI a dummy is a pacifier. Another great video -always making me laugh❤... I'm sure if you had a children+parent party you bend right in with the kids' chaos in a good way. It would be so amusing...
Kris is supportive of adoption and that makes me so glad. I'm adopted and Kris is the supportive person i need. Thank you Kris for getting me through tough times.💙💙🧡🧡🧡💙
Tyrannosaurus Rex (Kris), you got me to sit down from that intro. I love Jurassic Park, and girl, I love your energy. Thanks for brightening my day! Keep being wonderful!
The beginning 😂😂❤Kris I truely believe that you will be the most fun, loving, and funny mom! You show us that from all the compliments you give us😊❤ Lots of ❤🎉
I don't understand how Kris can be such a funny, attractive, sweet, amazing, person who isn't afraid to be herself I seriously wish I had a friend like this it would be so amazing such a great person omg also thank you Jay for editing her videos such great people
Check out the absolute Chaos on Threads: www.threads.net/@kriscollins
Enjoy the video loves! ❤😊
We love you Tyrannosaurus Rex 💕
Hey kris
I will!
Edit not me commenting on the video b4 kris did lol
I will follow u now
Fifth comment on her comment
As a retired child-care worker who spent over thirty years with thousands of kids, this video was particularly relatable! And I think you'd be a fantastic mom whose kids would turn out fun and grateful for the wacky love and upbringing you'd provide!
I second this! Kris would be a solid mom ❤
That’s amazing❤
Being an aunt slowly convincing Kris to be a mom. 😊
Kris: I just wanna…nom nom nom
Me: why
@@WillowRae-ny4od when she said: "I just want to nom, nom, nom" I immediately thought: "...Cannibalism...?"
Do you mean…Teretessourousrex?
No
As an adopted kid myself, this made me smile. Kris would be an amazing mom to any child she adopts. That would be the luckiest kid in the world.
Kris should adopt you!
@@Ash-__-__- I would love that but uh. One problem. I’m English. Kris is Canadian. And I can’t leave England because of child protection. Sooo yeah.
Oof
OMG SO TRUE
@@eclipsesmiththat is ok she could come to visit every summer
Kris idk if ur gonna read this but ive been watching you for a bit since 2020 so not that long but you helped me through quarantine and your helping me now as a teen with depression you never fail to make me laugh and hour the most gorgeous human ever! Its so iconic how you can pull of literally anything and it hurts to see u doubting yourself so just so u know ur loved ❤
Wow. So beautiful.
Mommyyyyyyyyyy
Had a really shitty argument just now, am crying alone in my room, and Kris just comes along and saves not only my mood but my whole day.
Thank you Kris, I needed that ❤️
Hope your ok ❤❤❤
Oh I’m so sorry!! Hope ur okay now
What was it about?
"Noice" meme plays 😎👌
I love your videos😊😊
Congratulations on being an auntie!! Send them home with a redbull and a puppy. And a dummy is a pacifier.
Can we all just agree that kris never fails to put a smile on our face. Her intros are amazing and so is she
I love ROBLOX💞💖💕
I love how Kris is so funny without even trying ❤😂
Fr
Oh... my... goodness. We didn't get a complement?!?! Let's complement her instead! Your kindness and truthfulness is refreshing! Thank you for what you do!
Don’t do that I’ve gotten them before and I’m pretty sure there scams
@@ElaynaV37pizza
@@Gold-den donut
@@Kadence-Shorkbitechicken nuggets
@@Noneof_yobuisnessburger
I love how much effort kris always puts into her intros and she is definitely the fun auntie we all want 😂
Kris is the best person to make you laugh when you're sad.✨
Dear Kris,
I know that you may never see this but I just want to thank you. Struggling with depression is one of the hardest things I’ve gone through and I just want to thank you for making me smile through the darkest times.
Watching you chases away the feeling of inadequacy and ugliness I have :)
The newborn baby smell triggers the same part of the brain as hunger, which is how come there's so many phrases like "so cute I'm going to eat you up". Another fun fact, wanting to pinch baby cheeks or thighs displays similarly as a 'tears of joy' where there's a negative emotion (pinching & crying) along with a positive one (baby & joy). It's a sign of great emotional balance in the person.
I was adopted and honestly it's an incredible thing to do ^^
Whether or not you birth the child, you love them the same!
I love that you've actually considered it! 🩷
Love you Kris! :]
This makes me feel so comforted because that's what I want to do rather than bring a child into this world myself (lots of medical and mental health reasons, don't want to pass on certain things plus I believe there are plenty of kids in the world deserving of love and want to be a part of that). Bless your adoptive fam, I hope to be like them some day ❤
@lauuu__ri431 with what you said, I think you'll be an incredible parent to children someday! My biological mother only ever cared about herself, to the point that she wouldn't feed me because she wanted to do her makeup, and you saying that you genuinely want to bring a child into this world makes me so happy! :)
I'm glad that what I said made you feel comforted ^^
Love you and I wish you the best!!! 🩷🩷🩷
“ Today, we are going to be watching children.” That made me die. 🤣
I love how Kris commentary is just slightly concerning, psychotic, eerily calm organised chaos for 14 minutes straight
Fr tho
Frfr
Me too
They are manic episodes 😂
Thank you I take that as a compliment
Raising a kid is tough, but so rewarding. I think you'd be a fantastic momma and most DEFINITELY the coolest Auntie ever!
I love you Kris;
You're fun,
You're kind
You're pretty
You have good fashion tastes,
You do good content
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A lot more.
You're perfect
5:15 A cookie a day may keep the doctor away but it dosen’t keep the dentist away
Kris is literally the happiest thing in my life rn, and I can’t wait to keep watching her life progress, no matter which way it goes
Hi😂
I was adopted as a newborn, love to hear people supporting adoption. There's so many kids in need of homes and mothers not being able to take care of a new baby. Adoption is a long process, but it really makes a world of difference. People need to talk about it more. I know there are so many broken and/or abusive homes and it makes me think of all the nice families that would've happily raised that child!
Not gonna lie but the idea of potentially having a mini version of Kris is amazing!!!!
i am one of them😟 sometimes i also get suicidal thoughts😔
I love how Krid acts like she's not the most attractive, funny, spontaneous, adorable, role model that ever lived
Krid?
@@mikaylaleis-lb2lf Kris*, how dare I Lol
🥲omg stooooop❤
I love callmekris
Same, if only we were the same age
0:16 got em rolling on the floor 😭😭
Kris' knee did the Thanos snap and I've never felt more relatable 😂😂 love and blessings!!!
Congrats to Kris' sister and congrats to soon to be ACTUAL Auntie Kris. May you both have a blast being a parent and being an aunt.
Can we all appreciate kris for her compliments and her videos they make me feel so happy after a terrible day! So thank you Kris
The commitment Kris has to do all of this is insane
Is it just me or can you always count on Kris to make you smile? 😊Thank you Kris 💖
Dear Kallmekris, your videos never fail to brighten my day and bring a smile to my face. Your talent, creativity, and genuine passion for what you do shines through in every video you create. Not only are you incredibly talented, but you also have a heart of gold. Your kindness, authenticity, and the way you connect with your audience make you truly special. Your content has become a source of inspiration and joy for so many, including myself. Thank you for sharing your incredible talent and for being a positive presence in the UA-cam community. Keep spreading your light and making the world a better place, one video at a time. Sending you lots of love and support!
So dang true I agree with everything you said
Wow its so true shes the best perssone ever and she dont even know she is ! We love you so much Kris and your beautiful xx
This was so nice of you to say about Kris
"Noice" meme plays 😎👌
"It's facts" meme plays
Kris, I know this is a little late, but I just want you to know you are just the most magnificent, beautiful, courageous woman. You have gone through so much and still carry this channel and make us laugh and feel loved and included. You have carried me and millions of other people through hard times, and even if it's just a skit, it still makes my day whenever you post. You endured so much trauma throughout your childhood and teen years and still manage to be optimistic and kind to everyone. Not just anyone could do that, and that is what makes you so special, you endured. You are an amazing human being with a heart the size of Mount Everest. ❤❤❤
Idk Mount Everest is pretty big 🤷♀️
I'm Irish
The little run + beat up peat got me dying my brother texted me and asked if I needed therapy 😂😂😂😂
Kris is the aunt we all want and need. ❤Love you kris!
I love watching Kris’s descent into madness
Kris, I cannot express how much fun and joy you have brought into my life. Your comedic talent is off the charts, I have "Lost Time Syndrome" from watching your vids... and I have never seen as good a character actor as you are. You have created some of the funniest and most relatable, if dysfunctional, personalities, I have ever had the pleasure to watch. Keep it up Kris, don't let the haters get you down, they only hate because they see your talent and know they have none of their own so they try and tear others down.
10:28
Miss girl knew what she was doing 🙏
Kris is the person who makes people's day better by complementing them 😭❤
So true
Adopt the kids in a month! PlZ!!!!!!!
She is! And she is a Queen!
@@Bubblelubblebubble_editz can you be more specific?
@@SunRise-GachaUA-camr yes sir 😌❤
As an adopted child who also wants to adopt children and enjoys laughing at kids, I approve of this video
No offence but why do we need to know u approve of this..
@@RxsePollythey want to share there story
You're adopted
@@monkey-gamer6969 omg what really?!
@@RxsePollyI just was saying I liked it in a weird little way. Sorry if I confused you.
Kris: 'If I laugh I'll adopt a child'
Also Kris: Laughs in the first 2 minutes
The little T-Rex arms attacking Pete in the beginning😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think we can all agree that Kris is such an inspiring UA-cam who's affection warms the hearts of millions with her every video. Thank you Kris!!
Can I just say how much we appreciate Kim’s complements ❤️
Who’s Kim
@@lukasanimal2719kris*
KIM????
Kris is a mom we all would like to have. You also never fail to make us smile! You are absolutely fabulous.Your compliments are my favorite part because I was always bullied for being overweight and I was called fat and ugly all the time so your compliments mean a lot.
Thank you Kris for making my day
The Dino act😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 with the song😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
kris's intros are getting better and better, this has gotta be one of my favorites
also the fact that she has this love-hate relationship with kids, it's like my dad with my cat ("I don't like him, i just feel bad for him" he says while gently stroking him even though he gets smothered by my brothers)
also i read somewhere that this girl's parents talked to her in a british accent until she was 7 because they wanted a british child so that's always an option
Kris is genuinely the person to light up any bad day lol LOVE U KRIS ❤
Anyone else always feel better after watching Kris and hearing her complements❤
yes always!
ik i do, it makes me feel great ❤️🥹
Yessss
I do
yea
I love Kris’s channel more than anything. She has helped me so much with my depression, and I don’t know who I would be without her.
In today's intrusive world I totally appreciate all your efforts just to entertain us that it somehow help us forget about whatever ugly and unpleasant things happening around. Really a massive thanks to you Kris. Just keep spreading happiness 💞🙂
Yes you said right. I agree with you. Good comment.
Being an Auntie is the best thing in the world! Congrats to your family.
How I know I'm not made for fatherhood: I once convinced my 7 year old nephew that my apartment's sprinkler heads were a ghost deterrent system. He quickly realized his home didn't have any, got scared to leave, so I had to constantly remind him I was joking. Good times lol
That's how religions are made.
Narratives are important. Treat them with respect or they might get beyond your control.
“WElCoMe To JuRaSsIc PaRk DEM DEM DEN DEN DEN” had me dying 😭
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6:57 yes kris as an Aussie I can confirm that a dummy is what we call a pacifier/soother
In the uk we say dummy to
For anyone curious, the reason some of us want to "eat" babies and other cute things is because of a phenomenon called "cute aggression." Basically, we become overwhelmed by the cuteness and it's our brain's way of trying to balance things. I think it's so interesting. I researched it years ago.
whoah. that is so weird lol
Wow 🧠
I love Kris, and how she compliments us everytime she posts.
Love the videos! Another Star Trek sound at just before 13:40. Way to go Jay!
Thank you for complimenting us Kris! ❤ But honestly I think Kris would be a great mom! Chaotic, but she would probably be understanding.
"I'm not contributing to this Tyler."
This is the new thing I'm just going to start saying to people when I don't want to do what they are doing. Thanks Kris! 😂🤟✌️
I love that 😂
@@kallmekrisHi I love your vids❤
I'm so happy for you! Hanging out with my niece became a live saving experience for me. I just know Jess will be a great mom, you will be the coolest auntie, and the kid will love you so much!
When Chris did the Jurassic Park sing in the intro it made me laugh
Being someone that is adopted, i adore how invested Kris is in adopting one someday! I also wanna adopt a child oneday. Much love! 🫰🏻
7:44 Respectfully, I think your kid would have at least 10 different accents by the time they turn 5
Knowing the fact that Kris hasn't seen me in person yet , her compliment make me feel good about my self . Love you Kris and your content. 🌺🌸
I love how she attacked Pete in intro- and how she just was just like ✨kris✨ during the video😂❤
Can we just appreciatte the fact that she liked and read so many coments, just she has such a pure soul and kris you are my idol and the most amazing person i ever saw in my life❤
Kris seems like the mother who let's you do ANYTHING.
Jessica sees this and NEVER leaves her bundle of joy alone with Auntie Kris . . .
Someone give kris an reward for that intro
The way you are always able to make us laugh and smile while dealing with your own life is amazing. We love you kris 🫶
Kris definitely has those cool aunt vibes 😂😛❤❤❤
can we js take a second to a appriciate kris’s enthusiasm and jay’s editing ❤
Honestly Kris would be a great mom, I mean laughing at kids and making fun of them is great mom material right there.
Thank you kris for being my therapist without even knowing it
Kris, having a kid is the best thing in the world. I love my little girl to pieces. Yes, having a kid changes your life in unpredictable ways, but it's a *good* change. Sure there's diapers and crying and soccer practices and all sorts of things you don't want to do, but it's bearable and doable because it's for this wonderful little human that loves you and looks to you for everything. It's not all cupcakes and sunshine but it's wonderful anyway. I wouldn't change a thing.
I love that kris cares for children but also laugh at the kuds when they do something dumb😂
That kid really let the induced thoughts win!!!😂😂😂👄🐟
Pacifiers are called dummies in the UK and Australia, and maybe other places.
Someday (if you so choose) you will make an awesome mom. I predict you will be super fun and still keep your kids in check.
Kris, as someone who works in childcare, with babies specifically, the urge to bite the children is real XD
You know it’s a good day if kris adopts a child, but nobody knows when that day will be
At 2:23 in and I'm dying here! Bc I've seen this clip before and the lil kid is being so dramatic, and the other babe( who is ABSOLUTELY UNBOTHERED😂AND JUST NOT HAVING IT), is hilarious! Also, he stops in between sobs, too see if she'll console him! She looks and acts like the tot on Modern Family, Lily. Who is grown now, but ya get it! Love this one 👍👏👏😂
11:30 #auntiekris👍 - “Kids swearing is always going to be funny”
(That’s why it is sooo hard to stay serious…🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭)
Who else is waiting for a haul video of Kris just showing us all the kids she got?
Me I'm waiting
I would love to see Kris raise a kid, she would for sure be the cool/weird mom 😂❤
0:22 nah uh I'm the T-Rex , T-Rexes are failures you're not a failure you're a queen
Kris would be the only mum I wouldn't get embarrassed about anywhere
The knee-popping bit got me just as I was about to take a drink. I felt that.
Kris goes...Kids are like dogs you can train but can talk.. had me laughing so freaking hard.. Thank you @kallmekris
The vegan teachers gonna have a feild day with your ‘I wanna eat the babies legs’ line
FYI a dummy is a pacifier. Another great video -always making me laugh❤... I'm sure if you had a children+parent party you bend right in with the kids' chaos in a good way. It would be so amusing...
Kris your makeup always looks absolutely gorgeous ❤You seriously deserve a one woman show. You are very talented.
Kris is supportive of adoption and that makes me so glad. I'm adopted and Kris is the supportive person i need. Thank you Kris for getting me through tough times.💙💙🧡🧡🧡💙
PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!! BUT KID FAILS!!! they are SOOOOO Funny😂😂❤❤
I love how kris is so chaotic. She would be one of those moms that all the other kids want cuz she’s so awesome.
Tyrannosaurus Rex (Kris), you got me to sit down from that intro. I love Jurassic Park, and girl, I love your energy. Thanks for brightening my day! Keep being wonderful!
I love all your videos and we can all agree she can make anyone’s day with her compliments and just her humor!
The beginning 😂😂❤Kris I truely believe that you will be the most fun, loving, and funny mom! You show us that from all the compliments you give us😊❤
Lots of ❤🎉
You basically described the plot of Baby Geniuses when you talked about babies having their own language and forgetting. Highly recommend.
I don't understand how Kris can be such a funny, attractive, sweet, amazing, person who isn't afraid to be herself I seriously wish I had a friend like this it would be so amazing such a great person omg also thank you Jay for editing her videos such great people
I always feel better hearing you be happy, it brings a smile to my face every time. Thank you Kris :)
"I'm call me Tyrannosaurus rex" got me dying😭😭😭