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  • @kallmekris
    @kallmekris  3 роки тому +5986

    Hope you enjoy the video! Let me know what else you guys wanna see in the comments below and if I choose it I'll shout you out in the next video!

  • @zoeburkley5625
    @zoeburkley5625 3 роки тому +7053

    The Minecraft reference to the “who didn’t finish cutting down this tree? You cannot just leave them floating!” Got me tbh

  • @layden12007
    @layden12007 3 роки тому +2407

    "Dad what's dark humour"
    "You see that guy with no arms over there tell him to clap"
    "But dad I'm blind"
    "Exactly"

  • @ellnor7
    @ellnor7 11 місяців тому +108

    kris "i scream in my sleep is that anyone else?" the veteran community: "we usually call that ptsd"

  • @TonalNation18
    @TonalNation18 3 роки тому +487

    I love her because she actually cares about her audience, it is just so nice and makes up for all my terrible days. Thank you! You've saved me from some terrible days!

  • @emmyb9130
    @emmyb9130 3 роки тому +1760

    Kris: Let's keep this family-friendly
    *Also Kris: *proceeds to cuss**

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 3 роки тому +22

      How is cursing not family friendly? All children know curses, don’t be so prude

    • @emmyb9130
      @emmyb9130 3 роки тому +39

      @@tsfbaf303 they do but not many families accept cursing from their children (like school aged children)

    • @MossPathway
      @MossPathway 3 роки тому +13

      People in my school swear a lot. I don't care if a youtuber swears but kids, or random people in irl

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 3 роки тому +8

      @@MossPathway Realistically from 7th Grade to the end of college, most people's schools and education centers have year-groups that swear, let's be honest

    • @vikkiledgard8483
      @vikkiledgard8483 3 роки тому +6

      @@tsfbaf303 *prudish

  • @HEARTS4YOU13
    @HEARTS4YOU13 Рік тому +30

    As you were saying "If I'm eating I need to be watching something" I'm literally watching you right now while eating suishi

  • @tn68219
    @tn68219 3 роки тому +500

    Kris you can't box the child back, that's spawn-camping.

  • @rylee3887
    @rylee3887 3 роки тому +298

    “I’m a terrible person” -kris
    A mood. A literal mood.

  • @mariaertzemorillas791
    @mariaertzemorillas791 2 роки тому +1182

    -Kris’s optimistic sister: “You wanna hear some dark humor?”
    -Kris: “Oh yeah, I love dark humor.”
    -Her sister: “*Turns off the lights* Knock knock.”
    -Kris: “Turn the Danm lights back on.”

  • @FunnyVR-zv4el
    @FunnyVR-zv4el 10 місяців тому +3

    Can I just say I love your UA-cam videos so much they bring me joy when I’m sad. You got me over my depression. Thank you so much for bringing me joy. I love you.💚

  • @moonlightforever
    @moonlightforever 3 роки тому +1565

    Dark humour at its finest 🥰

  • @ocusfendus
    @ocusfendus 3 роки тому +257

    Kris: “you look kinda good today, ngl”
    Literally, i was feeling so insecure, and now you are the star of my day. Thank you Kris, ily

  • @explosiveblueberry
    @explosiveblueberry 3 роки тому +315

    Her whole personality just makes me happy

  • @SiennaJepson
    @SiennaJepson 11 місяців тому +1184

    You can like this if you’re watching in 2024

  • @TM-jz1ef
    @TM-jz1ef 3 роки тому +508

    Kris straight after cussing: This is a family friendly channel

    • @QueenNebulous13
      @QueenNebulous13 3 роки тому +8

      Right!? 🤣

    • @potterhead8963
      @potterhead8963 3 роки тому +6

      No. Framily Friendly Channel.

    • @blakewright8532
      @blakewright8532 3 роки тому +2

      Yo is no1 gonna take note that kris LIGIT said I swallow s*men like I think u just got caught in 4k🤨📸📸📸

    • @lh9761
      @lh9761 9 місяців тому

      The signature, for sure

  • @cass4388
    @cass4388 3 роки тому +372

    Kris: "I'm 25 and I want to be unalive"
    Me: "I'm 14 and I'm gonna go drown in a stream" :)

    • @aletheairvin7920
      @aletheairvin7920 3 роки тому +24

      What stream you goin to ima join in 😂

    • @Sellierthanyou
      @Sellierthanyou 3 роки тому +21

      Beautiful. I’m 15 and I wanna jump off Burj Khalifa- thing??? Idk 💀🤚

    • @KpC169
      @KpC169 3 роки тому +8

      Can I join you?

    • @aletheairvin7920
      @aletheairvin7920 3 роки тому +15

      Lmao group suicide what could be better? We all wanna die it’s normal right…….. RIGHT 😀

    • @cass4388
      @cass4388 3 роки тому +6

      @@aletheairvin7920 More normal than ever

  • @maddielee9269
    @maddielee9269 3 роки тому +276

    "I'm a terrible person" - Kris who also is the best dog mom to Kevin and makes everyone smile and laugh constantly and is the only reason some of us smile on certain days

  • @are_you_a_potato
    @are_you_a_potato Рік тому +9

    The "Im going to the dollar store oh bleyeuoqdj-" had me dying cause that is so me lol

  • @emilysava7234
    @emilysava7234 3 роки тому +213

    nobody:
    Kris every time *It* is mentioned: "I'm absina- abstin-"
    literally love the little skits in between 🥰

  • @audreyahmed2048
    @audreyahmed2048 3 роки тому +152

    Kris: Hey, looking good, got something from the dollar store.
    Also Kris: So let's look at some dark humour.

    • @kitty_claws_x
      @kitty_claws_x 3 роки тому +2

      I love her intro cause I feel so much better

  • @searchingforanswers1701
    @searchingforanswers1701 3 роки тому +176

    She's dope. Seems like the kind of friend you can have fun with no matter what you're doing. Like just dying laughing at Walmart.

    • @RobynK1986
      @RobynK1986 3 роки тому +1

      Or when your in the middle of leeds (a big ish city if you don’t know) and you have no clue where anything is and pull out google maps and try to follow it with your friend
      We laughed constantly until we found the bus station - one of the best days ever

    • @KatieM786
      @KatieM786 3 роки тому

      @@RobynK1986 I feel you! I lived in Leeds for a while and it was hella confusing...I spent over an hour one day stuck on the ring road on the way home from work trying to get to my house.

    • @RobynK1986
      @RobynK1986 3 роки тому

      @@KatieM786 lol yea even worse for us we were walking

  • @jhunsuc1239
    @jhunsuc1239 11 місяців тому +1

    As a Southern American, I absolutely love your Southern impression! It's so spot on, it cracks me up every time

  • @uhhhhhhhhhhhehuehrjsdhfs
    @uhhhhhhhhhhhehuehrjsdhfs 3 роки тому +232

    Hearing,”And you can Call me Kris” just makes my whole day no matter what happend

  • @usfbull523
    @usfbull523 3 роки тому +173

    Kris: I’m a terrible person
    Me: Same. The Relatability level just keeps increasing.

  • @tuckerwyrick6041
    @tuckerwyrick6041 3 роки тому +149

    Kris: "youre looking good, yeah"
    Me: finally someone appreciates me

  • @vrbeast1391
    @vrbeast1391 Місяць тому +2

    Fun fact. Two years ago when I graduated High School and moved into an apartment my dad gave me a box of popcorn he'd gotten at Costco who knows when. When I finally made a bag there wasn't any buttery taste to it. I had found out that day that popcorn expires. This specific box was not one or two years old. No this box predated my entire existence. I wasn't even a thought when my dad got the box. I was born in May 2004. This one expired somewhere in 2001. So fun fact for you.

  • @freddie488
    @freddie488 3 роки тому +146

    Kris, if you were 'unalive' then there would be so many unhappy people.
    You make us laugh, give us comfort and let us be seen. Keep being you!

  • @zenixedits7132
    @zenixedits7132 2 роки тому +1201

    Kris in her intro: “you look good!”
    Me: *Crying with mascara runing down my face this whole video*

    • @aiyanalee9755
      @aiyanalee9755 2 роки тому +19

      OOF that is legit me like every time she posts lmao

    • @demonfriend4205
      @demonfriend4205 2 роки тому +24

      Bruh in was naked I just got out of the hot tub

    • @fakecastiel
      @fakecastiel 2 роки тому +4

      Oh, like from laughter? I thought something was wrong.

    • @streetlightsglow
      @streetlightsglow 2 роки тому +8

      Who are you and how did you get access to my computer camara😊

    • @dimitri877
      @dimitri877 2 роки тому +8

      I whish I was actually wearing mascara.. wait, wut, no, that's not a more manly thing to say dude..

  • @innelkamlav4737
    @innelkamlav4737 3 роки тому +129

    Kris: “I just want chaos”
    Me thinking: “I just found my soulmate”

  • @Madeline-h4c
    @Madeline-h4c 2 місяці тому +5

    0:49 framily fiendly channel as she proceeds to swear 😂😂

  • @Noname鬱ヺ可
    @Noname鬱ヺ可 3 роки тому +443

    let’s take a moment to appreciate Kris making us smile everyday

  • @Be1_ca4
    @Be1_ca4 2 роки тому +280

    when she says " i'm a terrible person" but she complements us every video

  • @ruthannshepherd9054
    @ruthannshepherd9054 2 роки тому +389

    Once we had overnight guests so my daughter slept in with me. Well I had JUST fallen into a deep sleep, when she sat bolt upright screamed "NINJAS" and laid back down. Needless to say, I had a heart attack and maybe died for a moment or two. While she slept on peacefully and I was wide awake with my eyes bugging out for the rest of the night.

    • @bluemushroomsoftheforest
      @bluemushroomsoftheforest 2 роки тому +40

      What caused your child to summon a damn ninja at 3am?

    • @thetunedtank8048
      @thetunedtank8048 2 роки тому +47

      Once I slept over at my friends house and in the middle of the night I heard meowing...her cat had died 4yrs prior...turned out is was the f*cking parrot XD

    • @randomlightstand
      @randomlightstand 2 роки тому +18

      @@thetunedtank8048 oh my God

    • @lexamarie9507
      @lexamarie9507 2 роки тому +17

      I’ve been known to yell random words or phrases (everything from donuts to damn it ***), scream and mumble a lot. I have also cried so hard or yelled so loud I’ve woken myself up. My family has gotten used to it at this point 😅

    • @amypowell9963
      @amypowell9963 2 роки тому +11

      One time I was at a sleepover and I had a friend who sleep talks, she had yelled really loud it woke every one up

  • @Happy_Animator
    @Happy_Animator 2 місяці тому +4

    0:19 never have i seen a perfect representation of myself while talking. I think i get it from my dad.

  • @joshuadonn4615
    @joshuadonn4615 3 роки тому +791

    “I’m 25, and I just wanna be… unalived” is it just me or does anyone else wanna just give Kris a hug and tell her its okay
    We all love u Kris ❤️❤️

  • @kunjaltanna2006
    @kunjaltanna2006 3 роки тому +44

    Kris, you look like you're literally glowing. The shiny eyeliner, the lip gloss, even your skin, it's perfect ❤

  • @ellafelmingham7350
    @ellafelmingham7350 3 роки тому +144

    I've had exams all day and this just makes everything better 🙃

  • @Madeleine-gl1vb
    @Madeleine-gl1vb 5 місяців тому +1

    OMG can we just appreciate how gorgeous her makeup is ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @bridgetllama8983
    @bridgetllama8983 3 роки тому +128

    Kris proves that everyone’s humour is broken and no one minds. Love you, your videos they always make me laugh. 💚😹

  • @lennie_doherty1409
    @lennie_doherty1409 3 роки тому +134

    Kris:"We like to keep it family friendly here"
    Also Kris:"Oh shit"

  • @peyparoni
    @peyparoni 2 роки тому +410

    It's not fair I can't compliment Kris back in-person, she always makes me feel good about myself 😂

  • @littlemissme3726
    @littlemissme3726 4 місяці тому +1

    Addressing the hotel bedsheet tucking thing, they actually do that so that bedbugs can't get into the bed while the room is waiting for an inhabitant :)

  • @Voltage256
    @Voltage256 3 роки тому +1532

    Kris: This is a family friendly channel
    Also Kris: *Basically admits she's swallowed seman before* 😂

  • @beingmindful1686
    @beingmindful1686 3 роки тому +46

    "Hello everyone I am kallmekris and you can call me Kris" is iconic, never fails me in getting a smile on my face, makes my day!!!!

  • @amandaatwell7026
    @amandaatwell7026 3 роки тому +211

    Kris be like: "You're looking good, yeah."
    Me: looking down at the PJs that I haven't changed out off yet...

    • @Soy_boy-by8ez
      @Soy_boy-by8ez 3 роки тому +3

      hey I'm in pjs too :D
      also fo people like.. change out of thier pjs in thier own home?? like.. doesn't everyone wear pjs at home anyway??

    • @imbored011
      @imbored011 3 роки тому +1

      @Lola Dacey So am I

    • @phlyingchicken4768
      @phlyingchicken4768 3 роки тому +1

      So am i

    • @the_king_of_introverts3540
      @the_king_of_introverts3540 3 роки тому +1

      Well shit i am not in any-
      FBI OPEN UP!!!

    • @explodedheart
      @explodedheart 3 роки тому +1

      @@phlyingchicken4768 So am I

  • @ronytheblackcatyt8538
    @ronytheblackcatyt8538 Рік тому +1

    "IF I am eating something I need to be watching something" Omg that is my too! My food gets cold when I pick to long as well! We fam!❤❤

  • @lonelyladybug
    @lonelyladybug 3 роки тому +190

    Kris: "You're looking good"
    Me: "Yeah and I went to the sun last night"
    Kris: "Wait what??"
    Me: "What? I thought we were saying things that are impossible."

  • @finn_20
    @finn_20 2 роки тому +195

    Pro tip: pick what you want to watch AS YOUR FOOD COOKS so you don’t have to lose the heat. Just pick, sit, eat, watch🙃

    • @midvoiceimpressions
      @midvoiceimpressions 2 роки тому +3

      WOW!!!!

    • @breemari7770
      @breemari7770 2 роки тому +5

      I use this trick on the daily it’s a miracle worker

    • @l.linkevych6145
      @l.linkevych6145 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, that's a good one. Though the problem is while I pick the video, which cannot be done in a short time, my rice will be fried even though I set it to boil.

  • @Cats.and.sadness
    @Cats.and.sadness 3 роки тому +94

    Me:expects jokes about dead children (i love dark dark humor)
    Kris: frog playing poker

  • @Didi-217
    @Didi-217 6 місяців тому +1

    Kris:" Does anyone else need to watch something while they're eating? "
    Me: *munching on pretzels while watching the video*" It's an unofficial law." 😂

  • @kjfirecracker8435
    @kjfirecracker8435 3 роки тому +140

    "anyone else scream in their sleep, no? Just me?" Absolutely killed me

    • @File4Code.x
      @File4Code.x 3 роки тому +7

      One time my lil sister said in her sleep AND I QUOTE "My ToOtHbRuSh Is GaY"
      .....
      I think she needs help 🌝

    • @idiot560
      @idiot560 3 роки тому +3

      @@File4Code.x lololol wtf

    • @File4Code.x
      @File4Code.x 3 роки тому +4

      @@idiot560 wtf indeed 🌝

    • @ottomanempire7684
      @ottomanempire7684 3 роки тому

      one time i fell back asleep and still be able to notice i was sleep screaming screamed my brothers name still don't know why i screamed it in that state

    • @brandyfrasier9716
      @brandyfrasier9716 3 роки тому

      i scream in my sleep and sleepwalk...

  • @marcriches7513
    @marcriches7513 3 роки тому +245

    Me: wanna hear some dark humour?
    Kris:sure
    Me:k
    "Turns lights off"
    Me: knock knock
    Kris: turn the lights back on

  • @silasgrant1426
    @silasgrant1426 3 роки тому +190

    StarBucks: "We're saving the envirememt with our paper straws!"
    Also StarBucks: Has plastic cups.

    • @hansika7656
      @hansika7656 3 роки тому

      Hey is this okay??
      I am thirteen
      You better get your teen.....
      "I saw them smoking"

    • @sohailaeissa9608
      @sohailaeissa9608 3 роки тому +1

      @@hansika7656 wait what?

    • @hansika7656
      @hansika7656 3 роки тому +1

      @@sohailaeissa9608 amm no no I was just asking that is this joke okay you seems like a nice person that's why I asked you well don't tell my mom i was here ❌👄❌

  • @gracebryant7784
    @gracebryant7784 Місяць тому +1

    Anyone who mentions pineapple as an acceptable pizza topping should have to babysit Riley while drunk Katrina critiques...they deserve it 😂

  • @sourspike5502
    @sourspike5502 3 роки тому +62

    Dark humor is literally my entire personality 😂

  • @pehalsharma2007
    @pehalsharma2007 3 роки тому +79

    I love Kris so much she is literally my inspiration

  • @rachelbowes
    @rachelbowes 3 роки тому +94

    I heard a theory that Dora is actually blind because she always asks where things are and never looks at anything and boots leads her everywhere 😅

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh

    • @Best-vb2om
      @Best-vb2om 3 роки тому +1

      more dark humour: Why did Ginny get Harry Potter's scar? Because her and Harry were discovering the chamber of secrets
      :)

  • @abby78810
    @abby78810 11 місяців тому +2

    I'm so late to this but I had to put in my two cents! With Kris' pilot sketch. When the flight attendant asked if she was a pilot, I would have responded, yes, the Honda Pilot

  • @Memimopo
    @Memimopo Рік тому +78

    I just wanna say " The way she gives us a compliment before the video actually starts" that's really sweet.

  • @copperdopper2888
    @copperdopper2888 3 роки тому +26

    Your whole personality makes me love humanity. Thanks for the faith I need

  • @Strawberrycaqe
    @Strawberrycaqe 3 роки тому +71

    I love kris she is so funny and how she goes off topic without even noticing is always so funny. I love your videos you never fail to make me laugh!

  • @sheilapohn7220
    @sheilapohn7220 6 місяців тому

    I think there’s an excellent chance I’m obsessed with your posts. Thank you for all
    Of your work.

  • @killerjosh123yt
    @killerjosh123yt 2 роки тому +220

    me - *just woke up*
    Kris - “you look good”
    me - “aww thank you”

    • @sunshine_afton
      @sunshine_afton Рік тому +3

      same!!!!

    • @HazelGamezAlot
      @HazelGamezAlot Рік тому +3

      Kris- I know you're naked
      me-DANG GURL HOW DO YOU KNOW???

    • @GayCozyHermit
      @GayCozyHermit Рік тому +4

      Me- *stressing about school and stuff*
      Kris- "You look fabulous"
      Me- "You are my favorite, and the only reason I have any confidence"
      (I only believe her compliments lol, not any I get from people irl)

    • @GayCozyHermit
      @GayCozyHermit Рік тому +2

      @@HazelGamezAlot So true tho

  • @katieanne5608
    @katieanne5608 3 роки тому +64

    kris: "does anybody else scream in their sleep"
    me: "no but i cry in my sleep...a lot" 😀

  • @hoe2688
    @hoe2688 2 роки тому +302

    Don’t you just love how she complements us to make us feel good about ourselves? Thank you kris🥰

  • @brooke-b1201
    @brooke-b1201 18 днів тому +1

    0:09
    Kris:"Looking good! No you look good!"
    me: sitting on my couch eating sunflower seeds, half dressed and in my pajamas and my hair a mess-
    me: "Thank you Kris"

  • @QUEEN_PLANET
    @QUEEN_PLANET 3 роки тому +18

    The part where you said "when I'm eating something I need to be watching something" I relate to that soooooooo freaking much. FINALLY! Someone who does that too!

    • @astrophyaizen
      @astrophyaizen 3 роки тому

      I thought everyone does that :confusion:

  • @elliannamcduffie3641
    @elliannamcduffie3641 3 роки тому +144

    Thank you Kris - I am currently writing this comment while sitting in a hotel room. It's so reassuring and comforting to know that the reason the sheets are tucked in so tight is because the hotel employee is going to murder me tonight. I'm going to sleep just great.

    • @heathercrouse2580
      @heathercrouse2580 3 роки тому +5

      RIGHT?! that made me rethink hotel stays

    • @PurpleShadowRizzard
      @PurpleShadowRizzard 3 роки тому +7

      as a twelve year old in a hotel, i do not need this irrational fear!!!
      (but true lol)

    • @NaomiLankester
      @NaomiLankester 2 роки тому +1

      That is just so sad, I hope you are still alive

    • @ryleecarter4908
      @ryleecarter4908 2 роки тому +3

      you better sleep great or else we cant get you 😠

    • @averybartlett4053
      @averybartlett4053 2 роки тому +1

      I just got home from a hotel.. I’m glad I saw this after or I definitely would’ve been sleeping on the floor 😂

  • @rheathomas199
    @rheathomas199 3 роки тому +86

    the thing with kris is that she seems like such a fun and outgoing person like-

  • @BrandonM2001
    @BrandonM2001 7 місяців тому +2

    “Is it safe to swallow semen?”
    “Maybe?”
    God, I love Bob The Drag Queen, he does great drag 😂

  • @iepiphanyl5372
    @iepiphanyl5372 3 роки тому +57

    I absolutely love the ADHD moments Kris has. I relate on a whole 'nother level

  • @Sandwich2.
    @Sandwich2. Рік тому +129

    I love how Kris can just casually say “I’m a terrible person so let’s watch these”😂

  • @pepsi7749
    @pepsi7749 3 роки тому +185

    *at the end* Kris: "Am I the only one who screams in their sleep?"
    Me: Looks like we are alot like each other

    • @Just1Nora
      @Just1Nora 3 роки тому +2

      I talk. My bf and his brother laugh at what I say in my sleep when I'm over there and I sleep talk. I usually nap in the living room in the afternoon or evening and his brother thinks the stuff I say is hilarious. Tbh my bestie has told me I've said some pretty funny things over the years too; we've been besties for 25 years now.

  • @kenny_x3_
    @kenny_x3_ 10 місяців тому

    The funniest part of this video to me was when you asked "Does anyone scream in their sleep" I'm in tears because of that like I'm just imagining it like
    “*Sleeping*... AAAAAAAAHHH!!! *Sleeping*”
    I'm in tears rn

  • @galuxistar1615
    @galuxistar1615 3 роки тому +21

    idk why I really love kris’s intro it’s just so nice and chill and not over exaggerated like some youtubers

  • @QueenNebulous13
    @QueenNebulous13 3 роки тому +303

    Kris: "This is a family friendly channel."
    Also Kris: "dumb ass" "Oh shit. Oh shit!!" 🤣

  • @Emerald.She-Ra
    @Emerald.She-Ra 3 роки тому +99

    The lush "soap" is actually a massage bar and not to be used in the shower because of the risk of the aduki beans sprouting! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Finimellin
      @Finimellin 3 роки тому +2

      I was wondering about that lmao

  • @brittani7547
    @brittani7547 Рік тому

    10:34 “I’m 27, heh, and they’ll never find Kevin.” Made me laugh so hard that my mom thought I was having a stroke!😂😂😂

  • @black_rainbow5471
    @black_rainbow5471 3 роки тому +18

    17:55 Just as you said "I can't do it" I got an ad saying "do it", I can't 😂😭

  • @echo1085
    @echo1085 3 роки тому +153

    I've been having a pretty bad day, what with exams and such, and Kris just makes it 100 times better..❤
    Also, gurl, I would probably give you a 100 dollars if you gave me a dollar🤣

    • @anxietyembodied732
      @anxietyembodied732 3 роки тому +2

      Dude. I would fall down DEAD from sheer happiness if she gave me a dollar

  • @zarapirotta7734
    @zarapirotta7734 3 роки тому +29

    When kris accidentally says I do too, to the dark question right after she explained she was a family friendly channel.😂🤣

  • @IsabellaBetzler-qc1ck
    @IsabellaBetzler-qc1ck 5 місяців тому +2

    “ If I am eating something I need to be watching something” Litterally like 5mins ago I was eating some mini tacos and watching dis video.

  • @WayToVibe
    @WayToVibe 3 роки тому +19

    That one about the stay-at-home husband: I'm a lady and all my life I have distrusted men to be able to hold down a job and provide so I always, always assumed that I'd be the provider. My mark of wealth would be making enough money to cherry-pick literally any man I want to marry and then keep him in good cognac while I ran my business empire. I'm 36 and don't even own a house yet so this is gonna take a while.

  • @joshua1670
    @joshua1670 2 роки тому +175

    Kris: " this is a family friendly channel "
    also kris: " Fuck! "

  • @anafilipa3912
    @anafilipa3912 3 роки тому +59

    The problem with paper straws is that they're not even recyclable, so it's just as bad as regular straws. I use reusable silicone ones instead 😃

    • @alyssabrown-carleton6173
      @alyssabrown-carleton6173 3 роки тому +5

      And those aren't the major problem. It's big corporations and horrible recycling programs to begin with

    • @ItzBreezy9071
      @ItzBreezy9071 3 роки тому

      Save the turtles!! 🐢😂

    • @Flwrsfrus
      @Flwrsfrus 3 роки тому

      @@ItzBreezy9071 *no.*

  • @jenianemitchell8310
    @jenianemitchell8310 2 місяці тому

    OK OK OKAY.
    ... NOW.... THAT CONTRACTION REACTION, MAMA BELLY MIND BLOWER LMMFAO 😅😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was DYING omygosh you really made that sound, it was so honest lol i had to replay it SOOOOOO MANY TIIIIMES ❤❤ THAAANK YOOOOUUUU

  • @Sherkynerdo
    @Sherkynerdo 2 роки тому +353

    I like how kris is completely obsessed with mentioning how she is abstinent

    • @mikimiki7968
      @mikimiki7968 Рік тому +12

      what she means to say is that she isn't getting any...

    • @Sherkynerdo
      @Sherkynerdo Рік тому +12

      @@mikimiki7968 yea obviously im just saying it's funny how much she says it

    • @schm147
      @schm147 Рік тому +9

      Is she really tho? 🤔

    • @fattydaddy4285
      @fattydaddy4285 Рік тому

      Hell no she’s not, somebody who constantly claims they aren’t getting any, probably gets more than most. Just sayin. I love kris but she’s full of shit

    • @DarkLuca
      @DarkLuca Рік тому +15

      wait.......
      what if its all..........
      A HOAX!?

  • @adelynnjack5392
    @adelynnjack5392 Рік тому +25

    6:47 as someone who worked in housekeeping at a hotel: we were reprimanded if we didn't tuck in everything. We have to make it look nice, and apparently untucked beds don't look nice. Personally, it was my least favorite part because we had to lift up the bed and tuck the corners all weird, and there could be absolutely ZErO slack so that's why lol

    • @GayCozyHermit
      @GayCozyHermit Рік тому +1

      Oh, that makes a lot of sense. I'll share that fact if my friends are ever wondering, thanks!

    • @adelynnjack5392
      @adelynnjack5392 Рік тому

      @@GayCozyHermit you're welcome! Glad you found it educational ^^

  • @louisward6881
    @louisward6881 3 роки тому +60

    "is it safe to swallow seamen?"
    Kmc: "I mean I do..."
    Fucking killed me. Hahaha

  • @CAT_WITH_LEGSSS
    @CAT_WITH_LEGSSS Місяць тому +1

    10:22 yes I absolutely need to watch something when I’m eating. It’s crazy.

  • @rheem185
    @rheem185 3 роки тому +71

    No one:
    Kris: "This is a famil- *swears* family friendly channel!"

    • @kitty_claws_x
      @kitty_claws_x 3 роки тому

      I came to the comments to say that

  • @Ghost11010
    @Ghost11010 3 роки тому +78

    Good to know there are others that also do not take a bite of their food until they've settled on something to watch. I've been making a better effort to try an find something in advanced. But then when I'm about to sit down with my food, I've changed my mind and want to watch something else.

    • @dazedandconfused2557
      @dazedandconfused2557 3 роки тому +3

      I literally sat down with my food and found this video to watch. I was freaked out when she talked about it XD

    • @sharnhawkey7547
      @sharnhawkey7547 3 роки тому

      Same lol

    • @Racewitchina
      @Racewitchina 3 роки тому +1

      Same I had. Burger and I was like it has to IT HAS TO be perfect so I gotta find the film first

  • @ninotorres68
    @ninotorres68 3 роки тому +19

    Dark humor is how I make my way through the world. Really glad my favorite UA-camr also enjoys them too!

  • @Dragons-Veloce-Gaming_YT667
    @Dragons-Veloce-Gaming_YT667 Рік тому +1

    The screaming in your sleep is something I used to relate to but for some reason I don't have dreams anymore.

  • @TheGelfling33
    @TheGelfling33 2 роки тому +53

    When she said "I'm 25 I just wanna be unalived".I felt that🤣

    • @tycol322
      @tycol322 2 роки тому +3

      I'm thirty three and I agree

    • @connerlackey3952
      @connerlackey3952 2 роки тому +2

      @@PietroMaximoff. theirs did rhyme tho

    • @PietroMaximoff.
      @PietroMaximoff. 2 роки тому +2

      @@connerlackey3952 You’re right i just realized my mistake lmao

    • @connerlackey3952
      @connerlackey3952 2 роки тому

      @@PietroMaximoff. it's all good

    • @eeee-oi7br
      @eeee-oi7br Рік тому +2

      I may only be 15 but I feel the same way

  • @yamaracruz1268
    @yamaracruz1268 3 роки тому +106

    New drinking game, everyone drink 1/3 of a bottle every time Kris says she's abstinent.
    Also, Kris saying "fck the turtles..." gave me a laughing/coughing fit.

  • @babieight8829
    @babieight8829 3 роки тому +200

    Kris: “this is a family friendly channel”
    Also Kris: *”i too swallow semen”*

  • @Crypticbasalisk
    @Crypticbasalisk 9 місяців тому +3

    In my school I have the highest GPA alongside some of my classmates, for us its 4.33, that does spark my curiosity though, if schools have higher GPA's, also awesome video!

  • @kyiabernon5797
    @kyiabernon5797 2 роки тому +43

    I love it when kris always compliments us in every video