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  • @kallmekris
    @kallmekris  2 роки тому +4397

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  • @bethnowak3721
    @bethnowak3721 2 роки тому +17774

    Kris: “your outfit looks cute as hell today”
    Me in a hospital gown: “I’ll let the hospital know you approve”

  • @MiaFreeman-ps7pq
    @MiaFreeman-ps7pq 9 місяців тому +1812

    Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today."
    Me in my pajamas: 👁👄👁

  • @Lynn_ADHD.redhairlife
    @Lynn_ADHD.redhairlife 4 місяці тому +361

    The "🦋🦋🦋Butterfly's between my thighs" got me😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ava_611
    @Ava_611 3 місяці тому +64

    The “Drinking, eating, suckin-“ really got me..🤣

    • @StraberryPlatypus
      @StraberryPlatypus Місяць тому

      Drinking, eating………sucking 🫦🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aet3rna828
    @aet3rna828 2 роки тому +5554

    kris be like: you girls are all so dirty
    also kris: instantly understands every single one

    • @russtavares6855
      @russtavares6855 2 роки тому +84

      I had the most trouble with the corner of the chair one. Wat?

    • @TamWam_
      @TamWam_ 2 роки тому +67

      as an aroace girl, i didnt get any of the dirty ones. like the chair, or the showerhead (idek if that was dirty), etc

    • @russtavares6855
      @russtavares6855 2 роки тому +65

      @@TamWam_ Confirmed, showerheads on pulse feel good.

    • @redninjakitty14neko26
      @redninjakitty14neko26 2 роки тому +14

      @@TamWam_ id say same but when i was totally aroace (im on the ace spectrum now) ijust didnt know what the feeling was cuz it certainly wasnt for anyone LOL

    • @captainwowei5705
      @captainwowei5705 2 роки тому +14

      @@russtavares6855 I didn't understand the shower head one, and the last with the pillow

  • @barrythorlakson9767
    @barrythorlakson9767 Рік тому +11713

    As not only a boy, but a tall boy, I was deeply confused by how much joy it brought me to be called a short queen.

  • @matthewpollick5908
    @matthewpollick5908 6 місяців тому +221

    I'm a male and understood about 98% of this, probably mainly because I have 3 sisters. Thank you Kris and keep doing what you love

    • @jaidennfernandes3666
      @jaidennfernandes3666 3 місяці тому +3

      I have one so i kinda understood a decent, but my head hurt😅

    • @ddiver2200
      @ddiver2200 3 місяці тому +2

      tell me, what is done with the bench?

    • @Bestieboo6
      @Bestieboo6 2 місяці тому

      @@ddiver2200Tell u when ur older

    • @DumbAssPear
      @DumbAssPear 2 місяці тому +1

      Same here

    • @Bestieboo6
      @Bestieboo6 2 місяці тому

      @@ddiver2200 ummm

  • @Liv_ful
    @Liv_ful 7 місяців тому +65

    Bro I blushed so hard when she said that my outfit looked good today because today is the first day I’m wear one of my boyfriends hoodies and I love it

  • @thebloxburggirl5246
    @thebloxburggirl5246 2 роки тому +1839

    “Shelly we have to call the police. This woman is doing parkour and talking to herself. She’s going to kill us in our sleep.”
    Got me dying 🤣

    • @laylagomez3048
      @laylagomez3048 2 роки тому +15

      my neighbor has actually came to the door because they were concerned cuz ig while cleaning up outside they saw me doings.....stuff
      climbing/balancing on the fence to get to the roof to get stuff off then jumping of.........multiple times while talking to myself and laughing like a maniac ;-;

    • @traitor.glitches5302
      @traitor.glitches5302 Рік тому +4

      I laughed at this and my headphones are in my sister yelled at me whatever your watching isn’t even that funny :|

    • @Noxxy_ishere
      @Noxxy_ishere Рік тому +1

      @@laylagomez3048 i have done that once and uhm i broke my leg-

    • @laylagomez3048
      @laylagomez3048 Рік тому

      @@Noxxy_ishere
      i-ummmmm hold on I'm trying to be sympathetic........r u okay? lol anyways i did get hurt hence y i was laughing like a maniac....their was lots of blood ;-;.......anyways if u try that again i hope u land on smth to break the fall and not ur legs.

    • @bluey_love8594
      @bluey_love8594 Рік тому +1

      @@laylagomez3048 Layla many people have possobley clled the police on me multipal times while I sing Super Bass and climb like 80 foot trees... 0-0

  • @veronicabowen
    @veronicabowen 4 місяці тому +193

    I love how Kris always compliments her viewers even if she might be having a bad day 😊

  • @L26exxus
    @L26exxus 3 місяці тому +45

    “Your outfit looks cute as hell today”
    Not me in a hippo onesie, nope not at all 😂

    • @user-hx8eb7yv7p
      @user-hx8eb7yv7p 3 місяці тому

      woah your twinning with @user-rd6vf5vt9v

    • @Kawaii_Boke
      @Kawaii_Boke 2 місяці тому +1

      I get you so much cause I'm in a t shirt and underwear

    • @kirstyb14232
      @kirstyb14232 Місяць тому

      I'm in a dinosaurs onesie

    • @amandajay9058
      @amandajay9058 Місяць тому

      Kris complimented our outfits, yet, here I sit, on the toilet, no less, in track pants, a tshirt, and slides that dont match my outfit, lol! I love me some Kris!

  • @starrnanigans6402
    @starrnanigans6402 2 роки тому +3752

    I recently learned the pillow between the knees feels so much better because it actively helps keep your hips in alignment by preventing your legs from causing any strain on them. Like if you’re laying on your left, your right leg’s weight is applying pressure to your hip, and vice versa for laying on your right. The pillow keeps your “upper” leg parallel and elevated just enough to remove that problem. Something the chiropractor taught me and it’s definitely helped!

    • @heyyp6511
      @heyyp6511 2 роки тому +78

      oh thanks! I never actually knew that I just did it cuz it's comfy 😂

    • @its_me_luv6941
      @its_me_luv6941 2 роки тому +38

      I did that w my blanket 😂

    • @CactusKitty42
      @CactusKitty42 2 роки тому +25

      The more you knoooow. Ya I'm trying this tonight.

    • @lisavlogss
      @lisavlogss 2 роки тому +17

      ive never tried it but hey, it sounds beneficial and cmy so imma do it tn

    • @missydec-tawney4061
      @missydec-tawney4061 2 роки тому +3

      Cooollll

  • @semi.
    @semi. Рік тому +1909

    Kris: “your outfit looks cute as hell today”
    Me chilling with just shorts on: “Not really an outfit... but thanks?”

    • @oliviaseaver9420
      @oliviaseaver9420 Рік тому +20

      I’m wearing a tshirt from my school and a pair of pj pants

    • @lilacmoon3626
      @lilacmoon3626 Рік тому +17

      It is 2:11 am for me so I’m just wearing my PJs

    • @StarryNightSky481
      @StarryNightSky481 Рік тому +41

      Me with just a bra on: Um Kris?

    • @IDontLikeHandlesWithNumbers
      @IDontLikeHandlesWithNumbers Рік тому +42

      That one guy fully naked: Glad you like it!

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum Рік тому +14

      Hey some people DO look cute topless, believe it or not! I mean I certainly don't, but you might! :)

  • @Kawaii_Boke
    @Kawaii_Boke 2 місяці тому +36

    I was reading through the comments and it warms my heart so much to see men in there as well enjoying all of this

  • @Khlo_Mo
    @Khlo_Mo Місяць тому +6

    9:38 The way Kris says "Don't touch my phone" is just hilarious to me 😂😂

  • @vencomaredon8150
    @vencomaredon8150 2 роки тому +2123

    as a guy who was raised by predominantly women I understood so much of this and I can't stop laughing😂😂😂 I'm sending this straight to my mom she'd love this

  • @LydiaLove49
    @LydiaLove49 2 роки тому +1112

    "I feel so bad for the short girls now... short QUEENS!" 💖I'm crying. How can some people NOT like Kris? She literally makes life worth living

    • @luka-madelenskjong6623
      @luka-madelenskjong6623 2 роки тому +1

      IKR :DD

    • @poppykeller7261
      @poppykeller7261 2 роки тому +4

      That would be me!! I find it SERIOUSLY hard to reach ANYTHING in my house since everyone else decided to be tall. :))

    • @toddflanders9541
      @toddflanders9541 2 роки тому +1

      I used to call my little cousin (female) queen and princess and would play games where she is in charge and I was her servant

    • @toddflanders9541
      @toddflanders9541 2 роки тому +1

      I am a male by the way

    • @markjake7262
      @markjake7262 2 роки тому +1

      Just short people in be general. I am a man and cursed with being 5 '2"

  • @user-ue6yv6gg4h
    @user-ue6yv6gg4h 2 місяці тому +8

    '"And in the morning! You can propably amputate your arm... and not feel it" LMAO

  • @amymattaliano7634
    @amymattaliano7634 4 місяці тому +13

    When you said the thing about rubber bands in the hair and how they used to pull, I had a flashback to a friend of mine who used to use binder clips to hold her hair back. I have no idea what happened when she pulled them out. But I have a feeling it wasn't good.

  • @Itz_GlitchyAsh
    @Itz_GlitchyAsh Рік тому +1987

    I love that Kris includes Jay in these and makes sure he is known. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone include their editors in their videos this much :)

    • @camila1925
      @camila1925 Рік тому +13

      I’ve seen it frequently in Brazilian videos but it is rare to find this in other nationalities for some reason

    • @Dragonlord13
      @Dragonlord13 Рік тому +45

      markiplier does

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum Рік тому +4

      Wait is he not just her significant other?

    • @Cjiscj777
      @Cjiscj777 Рік тому +3

      Oompaville and Tara are my favs XD

    • @Galiant2010
      @Galiant2010 Рік тому +9

      Simon Whistler (has many channels, Biographics, Geographics, Today I Found Out, Brain Blaze, etc) is ALWAYS talking to/about his writers and editors. To the point that there's a running joke that he keeps one of them, Danny, locked in the basement churning out edits for minimal food.

  • @Itachisgirl1996
    @Itachisgirl1996 Рік тому +1402

    "If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church." With anyone of these tik toks and I got all of them the pillow between the knees has helped my hips a lot

    • @juliyacollins4418
      @juliyacollins4418 Рік тому +7

      She sounds exaclty like her tho doesnt she

    • @Itachisgirl1996
      @Itachisgirl1996 Рік тому +5

      @@juliyacollins4418 she does which is awesome

    • @ngl1553
      @ngl1553 Рік тому +4

      This quote is so over used ...it's no longer funny

    • @Xihnic
      @Xihnic Рік тому +10

      As I man I feel the need to tell my brethren of your supernatural abilities while trying to get a rubber band out of my hair. Sorry to inform you of this tragedy, but I cannot keep it a secret

    • @emma-raehinson115
      @emma-raehinson115 Рік тому +6

      @@Xihnic No one can know the truth, the ones that do must keep it to themselves or be punished by death

  • @Samandcolbyfanzzz
    @Samandcolbyfanzzz 3 місяці тому +9

    The girls in my 2nd period were (for some reason) comparing makeup supplies bc they're cheerleaders, and this dude was holding one of the girl's eyelash curlers, and she said (fake name) Girl: "Race give me the eye lash curler!"
    Race: "the what???"
    Girl: "THE SCISSORS!!!!"
    Race: "oohhhhhhhhh here u go"
    Girl: (a tad pissed) "thank you!"
    it was one of the funniest things i have ever witnessed.

  • @Catsarebetterthendogs.
    @Catsarebetterthendogs. 5 місяців тому +16

    Kris:your outfit looks cute as hell to day. me: covered in dog and cat hair in my pjs

  • @ShadowedDemise
    @ShadowedDemise 2 роки тому +781

    Kris: “Your outfit looks cute as hell today.” 🥰
    Me: *only wearing boxers* Oh, well thank you for noticing. It’s not much. I just kinda threw it on. 🤣

  • @jasminemaherelgohary8151
    @jasminemaherelgohary8151 2 роки тому +1693

    Kris: "And your Outfit looks cute as hell today!"
    Me: wearing pajamas while wrapping myself in a blanket, this state is known as "the angle of depression"
    Imma get out of my comfort zone, bc you Kris made my day < 3 thank you ever so much ❤❤
    (Edit): OMG THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH GUYS FOR THE 1K LIKES, I LOVE YOU LOTS 😍 ❤ 💕 💗 💖 ♥

  • @emiiiii4715
    @emiiiii4715 6 місяців тому +42

    Ok, I can't be the only one who absolutely loves Kris's voice like it's so, so perfect ESPECIALLY when she doesn't try ❤❤❤❤

  • @ChloeSiobhan
    @ChloeSiobhan Місяць тому +7

    Props to Kris for the “Racons” and the scene from Holy Grail 😂😂😂❤ fugg I love you!

  • @addict69420
    @addict69420 2 роки тому +7149

    Kris is the kind of person to always try to make people's day, despite if her day isn't as good as she makes ours. 😀

    • @orantilley
      @orantilley 2 роки тому +3

      @@Instabruh.User.. bruh

    • @youaremybias2030
      @youaremybias2030 2 роки тому +12

      Kris sounds like the kind of person to look at a piece of crap and yell “is anyone gonna eat that?” And not wait for an answer.
      I’m joking btw lol

    • @Hal_Creeper
      @Hal_Creeper 2 роки тому +3

      Very true

    • @catherineperez1005
      @catherineperez1005 2 роки тому +7

      Omg yesss 100% I love her so much. She always makes my day with her youtube and tiktok videos

    • @judyjumaa1115
      @judyjumaa1115 2 роки тому +3

      Kris: I like your outfit
      Me in black tanktops:
      Thnx👍😂

  • @lisajones1438
    @lisajones1438 2 роки тому +82

    12:55 "if he can't handle YOU, at your Fartest..."
    Quote of the day! Lol

  • @thechosenknight.2677
    @thechosenknight.2677 4 дні тому +1

    I'm a dude with long hair, i know exactly what you mean by the rubber band thing and the hair band thing. The hair band thing is especially bad because i have chronic urticaria, which can cause my skin to swell under pressure. The glasses out of hair thing is really painful as well

  • @paneth8466
    @paneth8466 5 місяців тому +10

    "Is there a monster under my bed?" Voice under bed: "No" "Understood."

  • @hynjinnlvsflix
    @hynjinnlvsflix Рік тому +525

    “Your outfit looks cute as hell today”
    *Me in a literal narwhal onesie*

  • @Animateddemigod
    @Animateddemigod Рік тому +1778

    The fact that i am a girl and didn’t understand a good 80% of these 😂

  • @AlohiOpheliaR
    @AlohiOpheliaR 5 місяців тому +10

    Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today."
    Me literally with a blanket on my head: atleast you approve

  • @DragonsHeirs
    @DragonsHeirs 5 місяців тому +5

    “Your outfit looks cute today!”
    Me in a my melody onesie: 🥺☺️ well thank you.

  • @pennyherron09
    @pennyherron09 2 роки тому +1804

    Kris: “…i’m loving your outfit today…”
    Me: **Watches while in the shower**

  • @R2debo_
    @R2debo_ 2 роки тому +8490

    Thank you Kris for complementing me literally every time you film. Not a lot of UA-camrs actually do this. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

  • @TreasureBooPhoenix
    @TreasureBooPhoenix 18 днів тому +1

    "Your outfit is cute today"
    me in an outfit that is literally so cute
    WELL WELL WELL

  • @splosionsmcgee
    @splosionsmcgee 6 місяців тому +4

    dude, avacado cuts are a landmark of life.... my left thumb is still missing feeling along the outermost edge from mine!!

  • @Thatonegirl_Ella
    @Thatonegirl_Ella Рік тому +995

    The fact that I'm only wearing a oversized hoodie with nothing else on and Kris is like: "you're outfit is cute as hell" is just wholesome to me. Love you Kris!♥

  • @stephaniespicer6834
    @stephaniespicer6834 8 місяців тому +68

    "Is nothing sacred?"
    I am dead! 😂
    AND a Monty Python clip.

  • @islandrebelmakeup4653
    @islandrebelmakeup4653 5 місяців тому +1

    I’m 5ft and the short ones are so accurate. I have to do this shit so often I don’t have time for step stools or ladders.

  • @starfire9450
    @starfire9450 2 роки тому +344

    Everybody's talking about Kris but can we talk about editor Jay and how his cameos just makes the videos funnier. He needs a raise XD

  • @Ennio444
    @Ennio444 Рік тому +572

    The paper in the toilet doesn't prevent noise, it prevents Poseidon's Kiss.

    • @Giratina871
      @Giratina871 Рік тому +46

      It prevents both I guess. The noise from the faucets to dampen the sound of the drop, as well as prevent the splashback

    • @fallen.embers
      @fallen.embers Рік тому +6

      Ohh😂😂😂

    • @maya_gotlost
      @maya_gotlost Рік тому +5

      True tho

    • @yokaescorner
      @yokaescorner Рік тому +24

      😂😂😂Poseidon's kiss, hilarious

    • @geekpunk5159
      @geekpunk5159 Рік тому +14

      those tingy splashes and the fear that mosquitos are there biting my ass

  • @LaVadaBrickey
    @LaVadaBrickey 7 днів тому

    The *sigh* Is nothing sacred!? Really got me

  • @_lLexa_l
    @_lLexa_l 29 днів тому +2

    Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today."
    Me in a oversized shark shirt and hot pink shorts: "Thank you, I was thinking about changing my shorts."

  • @TheKyleBrah
    @TheKyleBrah Рік тому +1912

    The "secret" use of a Shower Head to women is as "secret" as the conspicuous lotion dispenser on the man's bedside counter.

  • @crescentmooncreations7004
    @crescentmooncreations7004 2 роки тому +600

    Kris always looks so pretty, but today she looks drop dead gorgeous! I spend 3 hours getting ready for a pageant and I don't look that pretty. And the fact that she takes the time and effort to compliment us every single time she sits down to film is incredible and unique. She is my one-stop therapist. She should be an inspiration for all content creators. I don't think y'all know how much time and effort she must spend on every video and script. She truly is not appreciated enough so... THANK YOU KRIS AND JAY!!! Y'all do so much for so many people and everyone should like the video, subscribe, and turn on notifications for the queen of comedy👑

    • @mayeczka1
      @mayeczka1 2 роки тому +13

      3 hours?!?! I bet you look like a snacc as soon as you awaken from your slumber. To give you a bit more confidence you should see me before I have my morning tea/coffee.

    • @dcarroll888
      @dcarroll888 2 роки тому +6

      DRRROOOPPP DDEEAAADDD BEAUTIFULLLL😍😍😍😍😍

    • @CourtneyTunbridge79
      @CourtneyTunbridge79 2 роки тому +4

      Well said 👏

    • @polaarj4064
      @polaarj4064 2 роки тому

      simp alert

    • @tjena_mors115
      @tjena_mors115 2 роки тому +2

      Love this! We need to appreciate the queen 👑 💅

  • @Goose_lover77
    @Goose_lover77 16 днів тому +1

    "Me in my pjs"
    No my outfit is not beautiful😂😂

  • @kimhuskey3691
    @kimhuskey3691 23 дні тому +1

    Her saying:
    "And your outfit looks cute as hell today!!"
    Me in my pj's
    "😩My fit is so nice😩"

  • @queer.blonde9987
    @queer.blonde9987 2 роки тому +1135

    the fact that she compliments us every video, does youtube, has another job, makes videos alot, and so much more is just amazing.

    • @musbacintia8984
      @musbacintia8984 2 роки тому

      I'd love to be VERY.CUMS.DATE
      youngboy is my idol.
      Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day

    • @esss9
      @esss9 2 роки тому +4

      Plus she has tiktok and other socials

    • @Not_Txsunamy
      @Not_Txsunamy 2 роки тому +2

      your profile picture is amazing

    • @queer.blonde9987
      @queer.blonde9987 2 роки тому +1

      @@Not_Txsunamy oh thanks

    • @queer.blonde9987
      @queer.blonde9987 2 роки тому +1

      1k likes omigosh r u kidding me that's alotttt

  • @stayofthesky5472
    @stayofthesky5472 Рік тому +676

    Kris: "WHY IS NOTHING SACRED"
    Also Kris: "School be lit tho"

  • @Viperion44
    @Viperion44 9 днів тому

    “Butterflies between my thighs” got me😂😂😂

  • @Grace-wm7eg
    @Grace-wm7eg 2 дні тому +1

    Kris: Shelly call the polie
    me: rolling on the ground
    👇

  • @TheDarkknight9000
    @TheDarkknight9000 2 роки тому +993

    Not a woman, but I get most of these.
    Side note: the pillow between the legs when you sleep, helps quite a bit with knee pain.

    • @kalabafunga5878
      @kalabafunga5878 Рік тому +12

      Yeah

    • @jujuh.3491
      @jujuh.3491 Рік тому +46

      Yep also with back pain homie

    • @thatdudeluci1839
      @thatdudeluci1839 Рік тому +19

      This guy gets it!

    • @tabortoothtiger7580
      @tabortoothtiger7580 Рік тому +14

      Like Juju said, it helps with back pain as well. It keeps your body aligned in the way it's supposed to be, therefore, keeping your spine aligned, ergo no more back pain. lol

    • @kermitisgodd2946
      @kermitisgodd2946 Рік тому +2

      Bro yeah everyone does it

  • @silkwingsbluefanyay3759
    @silkwingsbluefanyay3759 Рік тому +1110

    Kris:”your outfit looks cute today!”
    Me: “I’m a wearing sweat covered tank top and pj pants, but thank you!” It really made my day. Whenever I watch Kris’s videos, I feel 1 billion times better.

    • @mustspreadtheweird7172
      @mustspreadtheweird7172 Рік тому +19

      Grl, tank tops and sweatpants are just *chefs kiss. Rock em

    • @ketas
      @ketas Рік тому +12

      while i wear just my skin...

    • @so_im_tired
      @so_im_tired Рік тому +6

      while i am wearing pjs that i've been wearing for the past week because i am a sick pathetic creature

    • @krystalirvine5171
      @krystalirvine5171 Рік тому +3

      @@ketas Me too

    • @Allan_aka_RocKITEman
      @Allan_aka_RocKITEman Рік тому +2

      @@ketas >>> Yeah, I am laying here with just my eyeglasses and wristwatch...😆

  • @Profbaatz235
    @Profbaatz235 5 місяців тому +4

    only been following your channel a few weeks by now, only found this now but its hilarious as .... thanks for the good laughs. you're making people laugh even a year later ;) greetings from good ol germany

    • @ilyuall
      @ilyuall 3 місяці тому

      why does this comment not have any likes?

  • @RosieandfriendsYT
    @RosieandfriendsYT 14 днів тому +1

    Janet: Katrina Kris made a spicy juice hoodie
    Katrina:BUY IT
    Janet:already did
    Katrina: Good ...
    grab the spicy juice off the counter top
    Janet: On it! 0:48

  • @AJaymes91
    @AJaymes91 2 роки тому +375

    The hairtie on the wrist one though! Mine leaves red marks on my wrist, instead of taking it off, I just move it up or down thus getting more marks on my wrist. My coworker saw my wrist and immediately quietly asked if I was okay, she was really concerned. I looked down at my wrist and understood, I said "Oh, yes! It's just from my hairtie!" And showed her. I appreciate her for caring though!

    • @nightowl2276
      @nightowl2276 2 роки тому +10

      omg same once I asked my guy friend (who has a wrist 2x the size of mine) if he could just wear my hair tie for a bit to stretch it out. I now have that one plus 2 others on my wrist and I usually have 2 on me at any given time

    • @enitsujmortensen9394
      @enitsujmortensen9394 Рік тому +5

      Awe that's so sweet! I actually am a recovering self harmer, so I get weird looks often. But that is amazing!! We love her ❤️

    • @Panda72021
      @Panda72021 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, I always get anxious that someone will think I've been self-harming, or that someone has hurt me; when I remove a hair tie from my wrist. We're okay...we're all just tired of having our hair in our faces when we have things to do.

  • @user-ek6wp2jw6v
    @user-ek6wp2jw6v 9 місяців тому +557

    I am a guy, I did love this but understood very little of it. So you ladies do a very good job of hiding these little secrets.

    • @YourAlive_
      @YourAlive_ 9 місяців тому +34

      Ur gentleman :) yo also lit up my day :)

    • @ItsAzureandAurora
      @ItsAzureandAurora 8 місяців тому +31

      Quick question what parts did you understand I'm just curious lol

    • @Sascha_Oneill
      @Sascha_Oneill 8 місяців тому +15

      Lmao, i imagine your face trying o understand these things 😆

    • @CrazyKidPapaya
      @CrazyKidPapaya 7 місяців тому +20

      @@ItsAzureandAurora I don’t understand the controller thing, AND I DONT WANT TO 😢

    • @ItsAzureandAurora
      @ItsAzureandAurora 7 місяців тому +21

      @@CrazyKidPapaya It's best that you don't find out I'm ✨traumatized✨
      Like most girls don't do it boys are gonna think we're so weird 😭

  • @Ashedoesgacha_
    @Ashedoesgacha_ 4 місяці тому +1

    I love you sm, kris! You’re so sweet and kind and funny you bring me so much joy! :D

  • @arohiabeywardana5415
    @arohiabeywardana5415 4 місяці тому +5

    Kris:”Your outfit looks cute as hell today.”
    Me Naked:👁️👄👁️

  • @Melanie-ww4yk
    @Melanie-ww4yk 2 роки тому +1318

    Kris is literally the best, nicest, prettiest, and funniest. She must be protected at all costs. Thank you Kris, for always brightening our day. ❤️

    • @erinmcarthur1844
      @erinmcarthur1844 2 роки тому +1

      I loan right!❤️😊

    • @kapowaiwarrior2899
      @kapowaiwarrior2899 2 роки тому +3

      I agree with this comment, Who wouldn't agree

    • @takutherat502
      @takutherat502 2 роки тому +2

      Amen

    • @ryetea400
      @ryetea400 2 роки тому

      Idk. I cut myself with an avocado is a GREAT icebreaker

    • @musbacintia8984
      @musbacintia8984 2 роки тому

      I'd love to be VERY.CUMS.DATE
      youngboy is my idol.
      Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day

  • @richardburr4934
    @richardburr4934 2 роки тому +591

    As a guy, none of this is secret nor sacred when you've grown up with a sister or cousin with no shame. A girl that's willing to put her cards on the table, enables a guy to understand a woman's point of view very early in life.

    • @johnwalker1058
      @johnwalker1058 2 роки тому +55

      I was the opposite. Some of those kinds of topics are "hush hush" in my family, so I only learned about such things in recent years thanks to the internet teaching me through memes, videos, and posts.

    • @omaravina7729
      @omaravina7729 2 роки тому +9

      Also a boy

    • @nate25
      @nate25 2 роки тому +7

      im a boi ig... i couldn't follow most of this video

    • @richkarter1916
      @richkarter1916 2 роки тому +16

      my whole family was girls, dad and grandpa are the only guys who i actually lived with and saw on a normal basis and dad grew up with four sisters so nothing was really secret in my family either

    • @allanforssberg
      @allanforssberg 2 роки тому +13

      Not only girls do the toilet paper one

  • @XxmainecoonxX
    @XxmainecoonxX 10 днів тому

    0:51 a good idea for the “spicy juice” would be “adult juice” bc that’s what my family used to call it when I was little 🤣

  • @SulliaLivyn
    @SulliaLivyn 27 днів тому

    Kmk is literally the best! If I'm having a bad day, all I gotta do is watch her videos and I end up p*ssing myself laughing each time! 😂 Thanks for being so frikken awesome Kris x 😊💕

  • @Tasonir
    @Tasonir Рік тому +181

    For the avocado scar: tell people "I once fought an avocado and lost". If they like it you can always add in "But you should have seen what happened to the avocado!" One of my best lines :)

  • @robscott583
    @robscott583 Рік тому +526

    kris never fails to make me smile. her smile could light up a room

  • @drroyalbleu7021
    @drroyalbleu7021 Місяць тому +1

    0:07 As a farming man, I really appreciate you telling me my oil-stained work clothes look cute as hell. Thank you 😊

  • @jessielynncharboneau4780
    @jessielynncharboneau4780 2 місяці тому +2

    Kris you make me laugh so much. Thank you for being you ❤

  • @stayclown-fb3jz
    @stayclown-fb3jz 2 роки тому +128

    Kris: "and your outfit looks cute as hell today!"
    me, who just came out of the shower wearing a towel: "...thankyou m'lady..."

  • @kholdanstaalstorm6881
    @kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 роки тому +799

    Kris: Compliments everyone on their outfit.
    Me: Sitting here on end of week 3 with Covid and after effects in my unmatched sweatshirt and pants while feeling a bit better because of the compliment.
    You're absolutely stunning in every video, looking both comfortable and ready for a red carpet event in the drop of a hat.
    I'm certain I understood most of these as a guy and I'm certain that videos of Kris watching boys secrets would be equally understandable for Kris and audience.
    Thanks a lot to Jay for the excellent editing and overall great job!
    I'm so happy to see you healing well Kris!
    I saw an tips video on avocado recently where the trick was to after the first cut along the stone trough the widest parts.
    Take the half with the stone, 2 fingers on the cut surface with a finger on each side of the stone and push on the skin side with the thumb on the stone to get it out.
    Take care, stay safe and enjoy yourself all!

    • @Haeliebug
      @Haeliebug 2 роки тому +11

      Oml this comment is so underrated come on people give this dude some props for this beautiful fuggin essay of a comment

    • @arson_atlas
      @arson_atlas 2 роки тому +6

      @@Haeliebug give it some time, the video was uploaded only about an hour ago

    • @Gatacorp
      @Gatacorp 2 роки тому +6

      Im just wearing a blanket as a hoodie while i drink beer and try to forget i have neon orange hot roots and no money to fix them, and toothpaste on a huge sit on my face lmao

    • @sarahsninjachannel
      @sarahsninjachannel 2 роки тому +3

      Feel better

    • @-.annie.-
      @-.annie.- 2 роки тому +1

      Periodt 💅

  • @bi_horse_girl246
    @bi_horse_girl246 29 днів тому

    Kris saying your outfit looks great was the confidence i needed (I've spent the past hour trying to decide if i actually looked good in my outfit)

  • @Darcy.dogxxx
    @Darcy.dogxxx 3 місяці тому

    the second one i was laughing my head off bc i was thinking abt my bff and then you made it so nice and sweet

  • @annapowell9203
    @annapowell9203 2 роки тому +285

    Jay needs a raise for that "tis but a scratch" joke

    • @lilalakes968
      @lilalakes968 2 роки тому +4

      That was a good movie

    • @feather5385
      @feather5385 Рік тому +2

      Ah the holy grail, the good young days bcs i'm only 14😅😌💅 (i have the coconuts at home...)

    • @cool-aidmaaan3646
      @cool-aidmaaan3646 Рік тому +3

      I love Monty Python

  • @mathewcampbell2875
    @mathewcampbell2875 2 роки тому +348

    I'm a guy and I understood almost 100% of everything I saw, mainly because I was raised by 4 women ( mother an her 3 daugthers) and I always had a fair amount of female friends to explain these stuff to me🙂

    • @thespicychicken7774
      @thespicychicken7774 2 роки тому +27

      You were taught well...

    • @jpkp65
      @jpkp65 2 роки тому

      do you sleep with a pillow between your legs too? it's so comfy even as a guy.

    • @happyflake4552
      @happyflake4552 2 роки тому +51

      I really respect people like you who don't make a big deal or act grossed out by normal female things. Thank you

    • @josie3956
      @josie3956 2 роки тому +19

      you understand the loofah thing?

    • @thespicychicken7774
      @thespicychicken7774 2 роки тому +2

      @@happyflake4552 agreed, thank you ✨

  • @MeenaSophia
    @MeenaSophia Місяць тому +1

    ilysm kris, u got me with the down and out shit 🤣🤣

  • @the_Ha2b1N.H0t3L
    @the_Ha2b1N.H0t3L 4 місяці тому +1

    i love your merch Kris!! i have the duct taped heart shirt, the im fine crew shirt, and the put me in hell tee shirt i wear them everyday

  • @kashishtaneja8318
    @kashishtaneja8318 2 роки тому +295

    You can actually feel like you could be friends with her in real life. She's always soo sweet and genuinely lovley nature. Love your videos Kris 💜💜

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  2 роки тому +83

      Awwww thanks love ❤️

    • @kashishtaneja8318
      @kashishtaneja8318 2 роки тому +19

      Omg I'm gonna cry noww 😭😭😭 whatt I actually got a reply!!

    • @cookietrixgacha3466
      @cookietrixgacha3466 2 роки тому +1

      Yas

    • @aToxicFlower
      @aToxicFlower 2 роки тому +3

      I really wish I was her friend tbh…even tho I’m barely even a teenager I still wish it
      *me only having half siblings and half step-siblings be like*

    • @i_sleep-forever7804
      @i_sleep-forever7804 2 роки тому +1

      @@aToxicFlower I have 3 half siblings and one siblings

  • @WimpyGamerGirl
    @WimpyGamerGirl 2 роки тому +240

    Something guys don't know... 90% of the time when we cancel a date saying "I feel sick" it's because we are depressed and feel ugly. The other 10% is because we are on our period (which makes us feel ugly and depressed). If we cancel for any other reason and don't make new plans within a couple days it means we're undecided about wanting to date you period.

    • @russtavares6855
      @russtavares6855 2 роки тому +15

      And that’s my go-to, too. “Oh, you can’t do X day? Ok, YOU pick a day when you’re ok with it” …and now we’ll know if it was an excuse or a reason. Question answered.

    • @gastrodonenjoyer999
      @gastrodonenjoyer999 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you , I didn’t know that.

    • @EmmaJohnsonShenanigans
      @EmmaJohnsonShenanigans 2 роки тому +1

      yeah i say that to my friend a lot whenever she asks me if i wanna facetime, my camera is always off at this point 😐😞

    • @alliejensen5003
      @alliejensen5003 2 роки тому +2

      No now your telling them the secrets😢

    • @devonmeyer2135
      @devonmeyer2135 Рік тому +3

      I love my girl no matter what she thinks she looks like she is beautiful

  • @Animallover65478
    @Animallover65478 25 днів тому

    I am a guy, and I'm rewatching your videos lol. I always watch all your vids. Love you!

  • @Chickm_nuggies46
    @Chickm_nuggies46 2 місяці тому +1

    Kris: "You look cute as hell today"
    Me: just had a meltdown over math revision

  • @benjamindingman8822
    @benjamindingman8822 2 роки тому +41

    I once lived with a girl who had really long nails more often than not, after she'd get them sometimes I would casually ask, " so... any idea why we're going through so much toilet paper?". She'd look at me as if I'd obtained some illegal information. For those of you wondering how it works, the term "toilet paper mittens" might help explain the wiping situation. :p

  • @SweetGaming
    @SweetGaming 2 роки тому +210

    Kris: "And your Outfit looks cute as hell today!"
    Me: sitting there in a green christmas pullover with "mrs" lettering
    I feel pretty now! ♥

  • @Musicdemons-fv1yd
    @Musicdemons-fv1yd 5 місяців тому +2

    Kris: your outfit looks cute as hell today”
    Me only wearing a towel: 👁👄👁

  • @hanaando9180
    @hanaando9180 9 днів тому

    I dont check for monsters under my bed the monsters check for me

  • @elenakrasina454
    @elenakrasina454 2 роки тому +288

    Can we just appreciate the fact that Kris puts in so much hard work just to make us happy?

  • @warrenpabbott
    @warrenpabbott Рік тому +420

    As an older fella, I understand most of these. I've had long hair, so I get the rubber band thing. Being on the short side I've had to ask tall folks for help reaching stuff, so I definitely get that (though, I don't look nearly as cute when I ask for help). As for phone stuff, the missus has my lock code and I often ask her to do my texting if I'm doing something like cooking or driving. She's always got my back.
    Kris, my son is a little younger than you, but incredibly mature and hard working. He's single. Just putting it out there. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Dad's gotta do what we gotta do. 😂

    • @brawlybard7014
      @brawlybard7014 Рік тому +28

      Wait.... Kris is available???

    • @angelica69
      @angelica69 Рік тому +12

      That last parts gotta be a joke right? Do you really think she wants to date someone who’s dad asked her to over a UA-cam comment lmao 😂

    • @3dartstudio007
      @3dartstudio007 Рік тому +20

      @@angelica69 If you were around in the 70's and suggested in the future people would use computer programs to get dates on their phones, they would have gotten laughed at. Dating is whack yo!

    • @dillongage
      @dillongage Рік тому +4

      @@3dartstudio007 fair point.

    • @kristinwojtowich8902
      @kristinwojtowich8902 Рік тому +41

      Idk why everybody is taking this so seriously but I applaud the effort dude lol. You sound like a cool dad 😎

  • @katherinesullivan3826
    @katherinesullivan3826 5 місяців тому +1

    Kris, Your so awesome ! Keep up the great work 💜

  • @user-co9qh2bl1j
    @user-co9qh2bl1j 3 місяці тому

    I use extention nails, and wiping, is IMPOSSIBLE. I once was blowing my nose, and I accidentally scratched myself enough to make my nose bleed.Extention nails are a HUGE pain,but they are fun to have.

  • @A-lee_
    @A-lee_ 2 роки тому +406

    Kris: Your outfit looks BEAUTIFUL today!
    Me who’s wearing a care bear onesie as a 15 year old: aww shucks, thanks kris, you’re so kind
    KEEP DOING WHAT YOURE DOING!! You make me so happy. I’m so proud you try to make us happy even when you might be in pain (not talking just about the avocado cut) love you! Have an amazing day you and jay!

    • @yourcringelord
      @yourcringelord 2 роки тому +13

      The cringe lord thinks it is ok to wear the care bear onesie as long as you feel comfortable in it. The cringe lord hopes you enjoy the jammas.

    • @she_ismort3893
      @she_ismort3893 2 роки тому +9

      Bro that is literally me everyday 24/7 always in pajamas (unfortunately not care bear wunzies). nd then my mother gets mad.

    • @ratgod_
      @ratgod_ 2 роки тому +8

      you're never too old to wear onesies they're comfortable and cute :))

    • @scarletonyx8507
      @scarletonyx8507 2 роки тому +6

      I’m sick in bed wearing my plain jammies and I wish I had a care bear onesie. I’d kill for a grumpy bear one cos he’s my fave. My spirit bear if you will.

    • @lexithedreamer67
      @lexithedreamer67 2 роки тому +4

      I am 25 and wear a stitch jumpsuit...so..uh.. xD

  • @fraz8170
    @fraz8170 2 роки тому +467

    for a tiktok actor who rose to fame through toddler impressions and alcoholic lesbian skits, you've really nurtured such a kind and welcoming community with the most chaotic foundations possible. love it. know that every time you compliment us in a video, a few thousand compliment you back

    • @foy5051
      @foy5051 2 роки тому +10

      "alcoholic lesbian"🤔......🤯😂😂😂😂

    • @foopadr9076
      @foopadr9076 2 роки тому +3

      cringe

    • @ThechapmansENA
      @ThechapmansENA 2 роки тому +4

      well when you put it that way...wow...just wow.

    • @dei_licious
      @dei_licious 2 роки тому +3

      Slaps 5
      Compliments 4
      I don't get people who talk like this

    • @md1748.
      @md1748. Рік тому

      ​@@foy5051 Janet and Katrina, her characters

  • @Kaelyn_girlyy
    @Kaelyn_girlyy Місяць тому

    Yes as a short girl I Can relate that I can't see myself in the mirror and I have to jump on the sink to look at myself

  • @declanwittkowske7128
    @declanwittkowske7128 5 місяців тому

    4:30 as a dude with long hair, but thick hands/wrists I can't put them on my wrist my hand will dye, but I have started like wrapping them around my finger once or twice and wearing them like rings so that works

  • @ilovemilife1327
    @ilovemilife1327 2 роки тому +584

    The fact that I'm a girl and didn't understand more than half of those tiktoks😀
    Anyway thank you Kris for making my day again with your wholesomeness (even if I was confused af-)

    • @annamccubbin500
      @annamccubbin500 2 роки тому +25

      Same, I think I got the road one, not so much the pool one, or the chair one

    • @FreyaofCerberus
      @FreyaofCerberus 2 роки тому +17

      @@annamccubbin500 See i got the (first) chair and pool one but not the road one. Haha i guess no experience is truly universal.

    • @ilovemilife1327
      @ilovemilife1327 2 роки тому +22

      @@annamccubbin500 I got none of those😂 I didn't understand the road one until Kris kinda explained it and even then I couldn't relate😭

    • @ilovemilife1327
      @ilovemilife1327 2 роки тому +16

      @@FreyaofCerberus could you pls explain those because I'm so lost😭

    • @That_girl_tia
      @That_girl_tia 2 роки тому +4

      Literally!

  • @agwithkg1822
    @agwithkg1822 Рік тому +195

    For the sequin dress one; I’m Indian and the dresses and outfits I wear to the temple and events are COVERED in gems and pointy shiny stuff, and it HURTS to get in/out of them. And they are made in such a way that makes it HURT to get in and out because the head hole is always too small or too close to the arm holes that it hurts to get ur arm in without bending ur neck back like an owl lol

    • @piggysnout7415
      @piggysnout7415 Рік тому +7

      Like I'm not indian but I can imagine ur pain and it hurts

    • @hellohello-ss2xn
      @hellohello-ss2xn Рік тому +13

      as a fellow indian, i can agree, y those dresses got to be the itchiest things in the known universe is beyond me, even the simpler one are like that. the garments are still stunning tho

    • @thatoneguyjeff8555
      @thatoneguyjeff8555 Рік тому +11

      im not indian but i do circus and THOSE PEOPLE PUT SEQUINS ON EVERYTHING and then I have to do parkour in a sequined leotard. it is...literally scarring me

    • @Siya26123
      @Siya26123 Рік тому +6

      As a fellow Indian, I relate to you

    • @Frankie_1908
      @Frankie_1908 Рік тому +4

      I'm Indian and I can totally relate. Though I haven't worn Indian outfits since...Covid I think.

  • @TheRandomLife-uw2ej
    @TheRandomLife-uw2ej Місяць тому

    NOT THE ARMPIT SEQUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My childhood trauma is creeping back at me with one single sequin. T-T

  • @Lilyme123
    @Lilyme123 4 дні тому

    Kris: this is so stupid
    My dad: put that SOFT!!!!!

  • @adel1neee
    @adel1neee 2 роки тому +409

    “And your outfit looks cute as hell today!”
    *me wearing a baggy shirt and pj pants:*
    jokes aside, thank you sm kris for spreading positive energy to your fans cause you never know when someone needs it. LOVE YOU QUEEN💕 (btw your makeup and hair are always STUNNING)

    • @itsapercyjacksonthing
      @itsapercyjacksonthing 2 роки тому +7

      ya i'm literally sitting here in a snuggie and i feel so special thanks to kris :) 💖

    • @Odd_af_Person
      @Odd_af_Person 2 роки тому

      same here

    • @bunnyphoenix2992
      @bunnyphoenix2992 2 роки тому

      Guys I didn't understand most of the things in the video 😭

    • @Hannah-rl1is
      @Hannah-rl1is 2 роки тому

      Same

    • @LilTalunik
      @LilTalunik 2 роки тому +1

      and then there is me, lying in bed with a shirt, watching her videos and contemplating life