If FastFood Workers Were Honest

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  • @devam8192
    @devam8192 Рік тому +10105

    It's only fair the customer allows himself to get robbed for disturbing fast-food workers at 1:58 AM in the night.

    • @hbt739
      @hbt739 Рік тому +214

      The robbing are the prices i remember when 2016 a big mac costs like 3 euros and a cheese burger 1,16 cent.
      Till 2021 i could get 3 burgers from BK for less than 3 euros

    • @yamete1729
      @yamete1729 Рік тому +89

      ​@@hbt739where the hell do you live man, they have never been that cheap lol

    • @aidanprice6398
      @aidanprice6398 Рік тому +22

      No he was just too drunk/high to care

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +729

      Agreed, he’s asking for a mcrobbin

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 Рік тому +20

      ​@@landokalriz now im craving red robins

  • @revheadcorrado5701
    @revheadcorrado5701 Рік тому +6891

    As a fast food worker, I would like to point out you gave that man way too many sauce packets.

  • @AirportPlaneSpotting
    @AirportPlaneSpotting Рік тому +1013

    “The ice cream machine is having a seizure”
    No more than usual then

    • @paraskevaspapantonakis
      @paraskevaspapantonakis Рік тому +13

      Bruh, for real, though I have an epilepsy and this guy just said that his ice cream machine is having a seizure. I was like, "Oh shit i destroyed an ice cream machine" 💀 😂😂

    • @taylor3621
      @taylor3621 Рік тому +3

      Man, you're lucky if it's *just* having a seizure

    • @paulhendry6257
      @paulhendry6257 Рік тому +3

      That got me rolling😂

    • @jpbrandom
      @jpbrandom Рік тому +2

      Bro i nearly died to that one

    • @energexpvp
      @energexpvp Рік тому

      That caught me off guard 😂

  • @Wes.10
    @Wes.10 Рік тому +188

    The speed he talks at is so funny, he’s brutally honest and I love it 💀

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +38

      😂 oh don’t worry this is my normal talking speed

    • @Wes.10
      @Wes.10 Рік тому +6

      @@landokalriz it’s hilarious af you should do standup comedy 😂

  • @Megabyte2k4
    @Megabyte2k4 Рік тому +112

    "...where in all of THAT am I suppose to give a s@#$ about your feelings?!"
    You got me dying over here! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 Рік тому +2

      It's a good point.

    • @Potato72080
      @Potato72080 8 місяців тому

      Can I get five minutes to answer that?

    • @Gingersnap_Adventures
      @Gingersnap_Adventures 6 місяців тому

      @@Potato72080 “alright that’s it. I’m getting you a quarter pounder with cheese-“ *I’ll let someone else continue the order*

  • @AliBabaAlibaba_.
    @AliBabaAlibaba_. Рік тому +110

    They way he threw the packets was personal

  • @MoonCobalt
    @MoonCobalt Рік тому +2398

    "Medium fries, actaully you're pretty fat lets make that large" 💀

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +170

      😂

    • @GMan17256
      @GMan17256 Рік тому +10

      XD

    • @Stinkybutt11
      @Stinkybutt11 Рік тому +6

      Fat pepsi

    • @blamedmovie
      @blamedmovie 11 місяців тому +3

      i hate that i relate

    • @jonslg240
      @jonslg240 11 місяців тому +2

      If you do ever order at the last minute like this, you better give a tip before they make your food.
      You're best off telling them you're gonna tip em before you even place the order lol. Unless you like spit or pubes as a topping.
      If a sex offender works there, you might even get secret sauce as a topping.

  • @Drzynx
    @Drzynx Рік тому +323

    this is why I’m lovin it

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +99

      Just tryin to make a mclivin over here

    • @shaitaanop7013
      @shaitaanop7013 Рік тому +8

      ​@@landokalriz that pun was beautiful

  • @baseupp12
    @baseupp12 Рік тому +1522

    A McDonalds that serves Pepsi what Twilight Zone episode is this

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +317

      Bought him a Pepsi just for this man to suffer

    • @switchbladejones
      @switchbladejones Рік тому +25

      @@landokalriz I knew it! You’re quite good by the way. Very entertaining.

    • @coreyswan4747
      @coreyswan4747 Рік тому +31

      @@landokalriz um, Pepsi is way better thou, if I was at McDonald’s and u gave me a Pepsi instead of coke I’d tip u 20 bucks

    • @digitalpickleridgy2971
      @digitalpickleridgy2971 Рік тому +26

      ​@@coreyswan4747 but it's McDonald's coke and McDonald's coke products hits differently (probably because they are allowed to add flavor boosters) then a regular coca cola which is already better

    • @coreyswan4747
      @coreyswan4747 Рік тому

      @@digitalpickleridgy2971 u lost all credibility when u started typing ur message, first of all, McDonald’s is a pos fast food place and is not worth the time or money, I’ll take my business literally anywhere else bf then, and secondly I don’t drink coke products at all, im sorry but when u support blm and tell ur customers who are white to be less white and be more black u fucking lost me u racist pos company…I’ll gladly end with I’ll stick to drinking my non racist company brand of pop in Pepsi and u can continue to support racists and ppl who only care about sensitive topics like race

  • @hunaen
    @hunaen Рік тому +50

    "I'll just miss rent again"
    That was actually pretty sad😢

  • @anthonyclark3118
    @anthonyclark3118 Рік тому +72

    The ice cream machine is having a f**"ing seizure is the best way to sum up McDonalds ice cream machines.

    • @btr1011
      @btr1011 Рік тому +1

      No no no the truth is its not having a seizure it was old yellered out back and its husk was rolled back in

  • @A_Shut-in_NEET
    @A_Shut-in_NEET Рік тому +66

    Always love the option to tip at carryout for pizza lol

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +26

      Nothin like a little guilt to start the evening

    • @zach9036
      @zach9036 11 місяців тому +5

      Depending on the place, the carryout tips go to the kitchen staff that makes the food. It is completely okay if you don't leave a tip, we get paid over minimum wage unlike servers who make well under minimum wage. Most nights when the tips get split between the staff we usually only get like $1 a piece, it is normal, no one that has been there a while gives a shit. Every once and a while we will have a good tip day and all get like $5, it is nice but not a major thing.

    • @MrStone125
      @MrStone125 10 місяців тому +3

      @zach9036 they only pay them under because of the logic that tips make it even out. Just the owners being cheap shits. I'd rather not tip at all.

    • @zach9036
      @zach9036 10 місяців тому +1

      @@MrStone125 hey that is completely fair. It is your choice to tip or not. Just explaining the behind the scenes of it for people who didn't know. I think how the US does the who tip thing is stupid. I believe the business should have to pay its employees and tips should not be a thing at all.

  • @Demonsthatyousee
    @Demonsthatyousee Рік тому +38

    The definition of comedy gold. Keep it up

  • @GoldenTV3
    @GoldenTV3 Рік тому +724

    Mcdonalds workers using the cosmic power of the universe to somehow fuck up an order of two things

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +80

      😂

    • @Megabyte2k4
      @Megabyte2k4 Рік тому +7

      😂😂😂

    • @notforgotten3685
      @notforgotten3685 Рік тому

      And McDonalds customers using the cosmic power of the universe to demand the employee at the window repeat their order for em when they only ordered 2 things. And then get offended when instead of repeating it, the employee asks what the dipshit in the drive thru ordered. Customers are not people. They are a subspecies of humanity, but without any of the intelligence.

    • @Saad-ze5vh
      @Saad-ze5vh Рік тому

      ​@@Megabyte2k4😂😂😂😂

    • @pcbassoon3892
      @pcbassoon3892 10 місяців тому +3

      I strongly suspect the one near me is lying about the icecream machine. If you find a certain employee, it isn't broken anymore.

  • @marcusenos9905
    @marcusenos9905 Рік тому +34

    Now you know how I feel about working in retail.

  • @gunnark08
    @gunnark08 Рік тому +4

    The ice cream machine having a seizure literally had me dying laughing 😂

  • @Ae_editzyoutube
    @Ae_editzyoutube 8 місяців тому +3

    “I hope it burns down with u and me in it” HAD ME DYING

  • @RealSuperBoB184
    @RealSuperBoB184 Рік тому +51

    You forgot the part when they get the burger from the fridge and slam it harder than a wrestler from wwe

  • @Plezki
    @Plezki Рік тому +13

    as a mcd’s worker this is exactly what goes through my head every time i take orders

    • @meaghanobrien7045
      @meaghanobrien7045 Рік тому +2

      Bro same. They take forever and all I’m thinking about are the orders I need to bag and the drinks I need to make and all the other stuff I need to do while they just be like “Uhh can I get uhhh a uhm…” it’s lowkey stressful

  • @ejchronister2400
    @ejchronister2400 Рік тому +34

    What are you talking about “if” they were honest? This is my normal McDonald’s experience

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +11

      😂

    • @DSilverio
      @DSilverio 10 місяців тому +1

      I am your average McDonald's employee

  • @amyavraam8986
    @amyavraam8986 Рік тому +12

    As someone who has worked in both retail and fast food I agree with this lol I wish we could talk to people this way when it's always 5 or less minutes before we close..

  • @energydragon1147
    @energydragon1147 Рік тому +5

    "I'll miss rent again" 🤣🤣👏

  • @gufo10games.74
    @gufo10games.74 Рік тому +7

    man, that 3 min before closing has never hit harder, and they always roll up with their entire extended family and order everything that's out of stock

  • @jamespatronske8040
    @jamespatronske8040 Рік тому +3

    The ending has me rolling 😂😂😂

  • @FluttershyLuva
    @FluttershyLuva Рік тому +68

    As someone who works at a Country Club as a food runner, it pains me to see someone decide to come in and take their time with their order 5-10 minutes before the kitchen closes. That’s why I never go to fast food 5-10 minutes before closing. I make sure it’s an hour beforehand.

    • @warriorsproductions8304
      @warriorsproductions8304 Рік тому +2

      Same, or maybe half an hour if it's a small order bc I eat quick, or if it's carry-out

    • @stourmz
      @stourmz Рік тому

      love you for that, as some who works in fast food atm

    • @ThallanarRabidtooth
      @ThallanarRabidtooth 9 місяців тому +1

      I get off work just mere minutes before all the fast food places close, so I am forced to show up 5-10 minutes before closing or else I’ll starve the entire night. I always make sure my orders are short, quick and always know what I want beforehand. It’s the asshole in front of me feeding their 12 kids that slows me down, and somehow that’s my fault because I show up to the window after closing.

  • @westabsupplyebay4093
    @westabsupplyebay4093 Рік тому +4

    As someone whom works in fast food, customers whom order something that take the bare minimum to make before closing are some of the best types.

  • @eliteprimeslostson
    @eliteprimeslostson Рік тому +4

    The great always gets me 😂

  • @lillybarbour9317
    @lillybarbour9317 Рік тому +6

    "hi thank you for coming three
    minutes before we close how
    can I do the bare minimum for
    you"😂

  • @edadaweda977
    @edadaweda977 Рік тому +2

    "The icecream machine is having a fucking seizure" got me rolling 💀💀💀

  • @noahtheguy1828
    @noahtheguy1828 Рік тому +2

    The “thanks for coming in three minutes before we close”, is so fucking accurate. Like people will for real flood the place when you have thirty seconds left on your shift

  • @Rajesh-ym1fc
    @Rajesh-ym1fc Рік тому +6

    It's always that ice cream machine

  • @avvarashedynejad787
    @avvarashedynejad787 Рік тому +10

    Bro had enough of those damn Karens

  • @Bob95051
    @Bob95051 Рік тому +16

    If the sauce throwing position opens up at Lando Productions, let me know.

  • @nathanfusco1902
    @nathanfusco1902 Рік тому +2

    “Actually you’re pretty fat, let’s make that a large” 😂😂 I’m dying

  • @randommindz6782
    @randommindz6782 10 місяців тому

    "thanks for coming in 3 minutes before we close"
    GOOD LORD I FELT THAT

  • @jensen_z
    @jensen_z Рік тому +3

    Last job wasn’t even fast food, was a deli/bistro and we also did wedding catering. Anyway an entire football team came in 5min before closing asked when we closed and said “good your still open”

  • @LeCommieBoi
    @LeCommieBoi 10 місяців тому +1

    as a grocery store cashier whose store ALWAYS close at 10:00 PM, I totally get this guy.

  • @EDC_Master
    @EDC_Master Рік тому +1

    The ice cream machine is having a F**king seizure😂

  • @DonaldTheScottishTwin57646
    @DonaldTheScottishTwin57646 Рік тому

    I like how the captions captured every curse word despite being censored.

  • @DelphineDenton
    @DelphineDenton Рік тому +3

    He was so mad that he made Pepsi appear at McDonald's. Evil wizard.

  • @christianmauck735
    @christianmauck735 11 місяців тому +1

    As subway employee, i would love your subway impression, if you haven't done so yet😂

  • @tkoch2501
    @tkoch2501 10 місяців тому

    "Thanks I'll miss rent again" is wild 💀😭😂

  • @waspwrap1235
    @waspwrap1235 Рік тому +2

    Guess he ain’t missing rent

  • @SammyLeau
    @SammyLeau 9 місяців тому

    The fuxking ending, did it for me!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @r3x_delta30
    @r3x_delta30 9 місяців тому

    “Great, I’ll just miss rent againnn” 😂 dying

  • @Blue_Lobsters_Brodda
    @Blue_Lobsters_Brodda 11 місяців тому

    "The ice cream machine is having a seizure" caught me off guard

  • @user-mz3je4wn7h
    @user-mz3je4wn7h Рік тому

    "the ice cream machine is having a f**king seizure" 😂😂

  • @user-be2qb9ep4k
    @user-be2qb9ep4k Рік тому +1

    “the ice cream machine is having a f@cking seizure” that’s way better than it has any ride to be.

  • @pseudohippie55
    @pseudohippie55 Рік тому

    This reminds me the actual McDonald's ad that says getting breakfast 5 minutes before it stops being served is great.

  • @ghostisabear
    @ghostisabear 10 місяців тому

    “What would you recommend?”
    “Going literally anywhere else”
    Had me ROFL

  • @aaronyarb4988
    @aaronyarb4988 10 місяців тому

    Sauce packs against the face-hilarious!
    Even before he completely answered the question! Too much😅😅😅!

  • @columbiancoke
    @columbiancoke Рік тому

    “Great I’ll just miss rent again” 😂😂😂

  • @wontonschannel
    @wontonschannel 10 місяців тому

    "A large fat Pepsi" got me good

  • @Cat.Gaming
    @Cat.Gaming Рік тому

    Nightshift workers hit differently

  • @thatonefoxxy
    @thatonefoxxy Рік тому +1

    When i would have a store, no matter what it is, i would definitely as an business owner close ACCEPTING new customers like 10 minute before closing and only serve the ones there rn.

  • @JosephShemelewski
    @JosephShemelewski 5 місяців тому

    Dude really made sure to have pepsi in hand just to fuck with the customer lol

  • @TheTurkwithaPerk
    @TheTurkwithaPerk Рік тому +1

    I think i also want to go to a mcdonalds at 1.57 am brcause im half drunk half high ass was snoozing the entire day

  • @shadekiller369
    @shadekiller369 Рік тому

    Dang that was good service, 10/10

  • @Harithecurry25
    @Harithecurry25 7 місяців тому

    “I hope McDonalds burns down with me and you in it” 😂

  • @ghostsknives8914
    @ghostsknives8914 7 місяців тому

    That ending was awesome 😂

  • @joemamarama335
    @joemamarama335 Місяць тому

    As a mcdonalds worker, this is scarily accurate

  • @Incomprehensibly79
    @Incomprehensibly79 Рік тому +1

    Average nikocado avocado visit to fast food places

  • @GodsTrueHand
    @GodsTrueHand Рік тому +2

    thoose 217 who disliked are mcdonalds loyalists and women.

  • @lemon_drop_dream
    @lemon_drop_dream Рік тому +1

    Yes! Subjunctive tense 🥰

  • @jojothegreatgaming2479
    @jojothegreatgaming2479 6 місяців тому

    Yo deadass you just named my McDonalds order 😭😭

  • @valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025
    @valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025 10 місяців тому

    This guy really never gets old. Never

  • @rainbowdragon1872
    @rainbowdragon1872 Рік тому +9

    I stg workers should be able to act just like this when mfs xome right before closing. And its usually the regulars that know enough about the store to work tgere

  • @maherhamadouch2005
    @maherhamadouch2005 Рік тому +8

    Workers have to deal with way too much

  • @NieroshaiTheSable
    @NieroshaiTheSable Рік тому +4

    Dude had to bring his own Pepsi from home to be this righteously spiteful.

  • @-8_8-
    @-8_8- Рік тому +1

    This is pretty accurate. Especially the part where I'm not tipping at a McDonald's, and the prices are getting to be robbery.

  • @yodude5000hunter
    @yodude5000hunter Рік тому +1

    The ice cream machine: AAAAAAAAAAA

  • @theaviator1152
    @theaviator1152 Рік тому +1

    Goddamn bro. You are so funny. I love your channel

  • @jaxx1360
    @jaxx1360 29 днів тому

    Lowkey great way to treat the customer when they come in 3 minutes before close. Working open to close every day just to live paycheck to paycheck. You’re relieved your shift is basically over so you can go home to get the little sleep you have time for and a dude walks in 3 minutes before you close.

  • @cyrus533
    @cyrus533 Рік тому +1

    time traveller: kicks a stone
    the timeline:

  • @gamerclips3900
    @gamerclips3900 Рік тому

    Bruh the fu@cking ice-cream machine is having a Seger 😂😂😂

  • @user-rg9ex3lt5b
    @user-rg9ex3lt5b Рік тому

    And the ice cream machine is having a F$cking seizure 😂

  • @lucidmlem
    @lucidmlem Рік тому

    He forgot to add the "I love coming here"

  • @user-mu6pn5zz3h
    @user-mu6pn5zz3h 11 місяців тому

    The ending actually killed me and my bro had to revive me

  • @DobleR70
    @DobleR70 11 місяців тому

    Pepsi at McDonald's???!!! Sounds like a fever dream

  • @randomtaiwan5085
    @randomtaiwan5085 Рік тому

    "You Look Pretty Fat"😂😂i cant bro

  • @DaRealImpostorYT
    @DaRealImpostorYT Рік тому

    “The ice cream machine is literally having a seizure”

  • @olbluelips
    @olbluelips Рік тому +1

    I used to work at McDonald’s and I’d hallucinate the fryer beep going off as I fell asleep at night

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +1

      😂might as well make it your wake up alarm too

  • @DarknessHashira
    @DarknessHashira 11 місяців тому

    this is why you respect people working fast food

  • @Muscipla
    @Muscipla Рік тому +1

    “Actually you’re pretty fat” made me drop my phone lmao 💀

  • @mr.d9764
    @mr.d9764 Рік тому +1

    This guy must’ve went to the Griffin McDonald’s I swear 😂

  • @dan-_-S
    @dan-_-S 9 місяців тому

    Lmao you’re really good at being passive aggressive

  • @gousuwflorea1262
    @gousuwflorea1262 10 місяців тому

    My God this is so true, all the machines dying and being backed up like hell

  • @evanjones5781
    @evanjones5781 11 місяців тому

    This is literally every McDonald's I've went to except for one

  • @kyle6838
    @kyle6838 Рік тому

    The ice cream machine needs a abulance 😂

  • @Malicous29
    @Malicous29 Рік тому +1

    I just got a McDonald's ad right after this😂

  • @sebastianrosa7935
    @sebastianrosa7935 Рік тому

    "Could I get like five minutes to think about it?"
    Then don’t walk up to the counter like you're ready to order!

  • @TheSmileyGuy_YT
    @TheSmileyGuy_YT Рік тому +1

    1:57 am, i had to pick kids ip from school” why the heck were ur kids at schol at night

  • @bgfarm857
    @bgfarm857 Рік тому

    I'm a manager at a fast food place and I swear to God I have some of these thoughts everyday of my life.

  • @perfectlyslicedegg3348
    @perfectlyslicedegg3348 29 днів тому +1

    People coming in literally two minutes before closing time should be made a crime.

  • @r0mm087
    @r0mm087 Рік тому

    Legit what I want to do everytime someone walks in 5 minutes before close.

  • @gmail.comLmao
    @gmail.comLmao Рік тому +1

    And the ice cream machine is having a fu××ing seizure

  • @stuffwithsoph8264
    @stuffwithsoph8264 11 місяців тому

    i worked at mcdonalds for 4 years. the ACCURACY

  • @person420
    @person420 11 місяців тому

    Nicest McDonalds experience I’ve see

  • @Houndoominite
    @Houndoominite Рік тому

    This is the first time I really started laughing in a UA-cam short

  • @cheeseking2nd
    @cheeseking2nd 8 місяців тому

    There’s one guy at my local McDonald’s that’s always happy never sad he greets everyone he gives kids fist bumps and high fives he has no enemies