I can't believe you didn't mention that Best Buy got rid of their phones so they wouldn't have to answer customers' questions, and now when you call them, someone from an Indian call center that barely knows anything about computers picks up and immediately tries to sell you something you don't need.
It's weird having samsung owners stereotyped as entitled. When not to long ago, and for quite some time, apple was more expensive and those who were genius enough to buy a similar phone for 100 more dollars used call those who chose cheaper broke.
Ngl, there're reasons for us to be entitled. We have the best UI in the market and the versatility of an Android phone. Basically the best combo possible. I am pretty entitled, I think.
"...and a side of the only thing that's good here" "Yep I know exactly what you want" When the cashier is sick of eating his company's food you know they f'ed up 💀
As someone who works closing shifts at panera, i feel that fast food right before closing section. I can’t count the amount of times ive wanted to throw hands w someone who orders 5 sandwiches while we’re in the middle of closing
I watched one video and decided to start grinding his vids. Every video is just spitting straight facts with comedy. Here's an other channel to the my subscribed list. Thanks man!
Used to work BK, they won't microwave your food... but the heat lamp ruins everything. BK fries have a life time of maybe 5 minutes under the lamp before they're disgusting. Whoppers, maybe 8 minutes. Chicken anything, 8 mins. After they've sat for that long, they're DESSICATED under the heat lamp. Which is a shame tbh, the food is really not that garbage when it's fresh off the actual broiler or fryer. Pro-tip, order the grilled chicken. It's almost never pre-made due to low volume, it goes on the broiler so it gets flame broiled, and it comes packed in a lemon marinade so it's pretty decent. BK could honestly be passable if it quit the fast food production style and just made food to order. They can literally churn out like 8 whoppers in a minute, there's just no reason to have them sitting drying under those lamps, and I'll bet most customers would be happy to wait for freshly fried french fries. The chicken takes the longest at 6 minutes in the fryer, but c'mon it's ONLY good fresh. Second tip, if you want to be nice but don't want your fries to be awful, take a look at them, if they don't look too dry, just ask nicely if they'll drop yours back in the fryer real quick to revitalize them. Finally, don't bother with their lettuce. Their onions are really the only decent vegetable you can expect. Tomatoes are average. Legit the lettuce is just some packaged grocery store trash not even a proper head of lettuce, it was bad before anyone even put their foot in it!
Trying to keep myself from cracking up with my fiancé sound asleep 😅😂 landon bullock is the greatest, funniest, and most accurate 🤣 content that is relatable to daily life and out in public. It's super funny and true. Love this guy!
Wait, you guys have bad experiences at Five Guys? I go there for a burger, not a McBurger. I'm ok with paying a little more and waiting a little longer to get a burger that actually has meat on it.
Popcorn chicken are always large amount of flour (batter) coating and a tiny piece of old chicken in the middle. At least that's what I got from the place I bought mine.
6:13 so glad I'm not the only one who experienced this. I asked for a small side of fries and received an entire greasy bag full. Are they just trying to get rid of their fries?
i've become addicted to these skits thank you for blessing this world with your miraculous sense of humour
Yes
Same here they make me laugh so hard
yes, just yes
fr these skits have me in a casket
As a KFC employee I can confirm that skit is 100% accurate
Wait, you guys kills fat children at KFC for real for real? 😮😮
Are you killing fat children?
Idk, those biscuits are also pretty good lol.
@@quiteslayer4067You mean the disks of sodium and trans fat?
😂still love it tho
I absolutely love the drive thru intercom skits, the idea of a talking box insulting the customers is hilarious to me🤣
😂thank you
I could watch an entire 12 episode tv series of a customer talking to the talking box if it’s anything like these skits.
😂theres more where that came from then
I love this channel. The humour is so unique and truly side-splitting. Can't complain about this new compendium of grandure!
Thank you❤❤
I can't believe you didn't mention that Best Buy got rid of their phones so they wouldn't have to answer customers' questions, and now when you call them, someone from an Indian call center that barely knows anything about computers picks up and immediately tries to sell you something you don't need.
Sir, may I introduce you to Canadian KFC, where popcorn chicken exists
“not sure why you know how that feels like” 😂💀😂💀
1:03 “about as real as the fucking kardashians” nah bro I cant😂
It's weird having samsung owners stereotyped as entitled. When not to long ago, and for quite some time, apple was more expensive and those who were genius enough to buy a similar phone for 100 more dollars used call those who chose cheaper broke.
Ngl, there're reasons for us to be entitled. We have the best UI in the market and the versatility of an Android phone. Basically the best combo possible. I am pretty entitled, I think.
"...and a side of the only thing that's good here"
"Yep I know exactly what you want"
When the cashier is sick of eating his company's food you know they f'ed up 💀
😂
The burger King one was so f*ckin funny. 😅
🙏🏼🙏🏼
i would just go to the wendys down the street
I can literally rewatch his videos every single day and still enjoy and laugh the same
This was overdue lmao
Hilarious! Hope your year’s been going great, Lando!
Yours too my man🙏🏼🙏🏼
As someone who works closing shifts at panera, i feel that fast food right before closing section. I can’t count the amount of times ive wanted to throw hands w someone who orders 5 sandwiches while we’re in the middle of closing
Lessgo lando back with another blast of super sarcasm
Sarcasm? Pretty sure that was documentary
Burger king: "nothing is popular here sir."
😆😅🤣😂
I come to see how long I go without laughing, the first part of the video I burst out laughing. (0:03)
😂
😂
The dry honest humor is absolutely perfect 😂😂
I love this series keep up the good work Lando!!
Yk i love lando cause of his types of videos and creativity even though this is a complication
Thank you❤
The photo counter comment is so true lol
I've said it before and I'll say it again... You're brilliant and wickedly delightful, Mr. Lando! 😃 ❤👌🏽😍👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Haha thank you so much❤
6:28 Bro got caught in 4k 📸
Im watching Part 2 now and I'm already pissing myself at the beginning, you're definitely goated at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂 🐐🐐🐐
I lost it at
"Fck me."
"No thanks." 😂🤣😅🤣😂
4:18 "but this the same phone" "ye Welcome to the future, next in line" 💀
i love these vids, he’s carrying 2024
I watched one video and decided to start grinding his vids. Every video is just spitting straight facts with comedy.
Here's an other channel to the my subscribed list. Thanks man!
Any day you post is always amazing. Thank you for making me laugh Lando
Used to work BK, they won't microwave your food... but the heat lamp ruins everything. BK fries have a life time of maybe 5 minutes under the lamp before they're disgusting. Whoppers, maybe 8 minutes. Chicken anything, 8 mins. After they've sat for that long, they're DESSICATED under the heat lamp. Which is a shame tbh, the food is really not that garbage when it's fresh off the actual broiler or fryer.
Pro-tip, order the grilled chicken. It's almost never pre-made due to low volume, it goes on the broiler so it gets flame broiled, and it comes packed in a lemon marinade so it's pretty decent.
BK could honestly be passable if it quit the fast food production style and just made food to order. They can literally churn out like 8 whoppers in a minute, there's just no reason to have them sitting drying under those lamps, and I'll bet most customers would be happy to wait for freshly fried french fries. The chicken takes the longest at 6 minutes in the fryer, but c'mon it's ONLY good fresh.
Second tip, if you want to be nice but don't want your fries to be awful, take a look at them, if they don't look too dry, just ask nicely if they'll drop yours back in the fryer real quick to revitalize them.
Finally, don't bother with their lettuce. Their onions are really the only decent vegetable you can expect. Tomatoes are average. Legit the lettuce is just some packaged grocery store trash not even a proper head of lettuce, it was bad before anyone even put their foot in it!
Hat I know all that about Heat Lamps, I can only imagine what the National Champions thought about Trump's Fast Food Meals a few years ago.
The companies may not be this honest irl but anyone reading this deserves to be hugged irl
6:29 the eye shift had me rolling
He's back! Thank you Lando!
This guy is actually one of the funniest UA-camr
damn this is tooooo honest and roasting best compilation bro keep up thw good work
Bro I honestly can't wait until you post 😂
9:54 TF 😂😂😂
9:02 I really didn't expect it to be that funny!😂
these videos are getting me pure joy, keep it up man!
I know right, he's the best!!
Trying to keep myself from cracking up with my fiancé sound asleep 😅😂 landon bullock is the greatest, funniest, and most accurate 🤣 content that is relatable to daily life and out in public. It's super funny and true. Love this guy!
This guy is so f*cking funny 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"fresh of a lab" I really need to use that one
i was waiting for you to upload bro i love your videos
your sarcasm bruh you're killing me 💀
scramble the eggs with mouth LMFAO
This mad lad 🤣🤣🤣
9:00 bro…
😂😂😂😂
Good work Lando. You videos also brighten my mood
Glad to hear it🙏🏼🙏🏼
The intro music was fire
I started laughing so hard I started coughing violently. God this is good.
Lando Kalriz is taking down one business at a time! He isn’t afraid of those fuckers! Praise to him!
I really loved the first one, these are hilarious. You are better than you give yourself credit for.
Thank you man🙏🏼🙏🏼
This guy’s hilarious
"Did I mention our phones fold?"
Damn, that's how they got me.
Five Guys one was the most spot on, why does anyone go to that place.
Wait, you guys have bad experiences at Five Guys? I go there for a burger, not a McBurger. I'm ok with paying a little more and waiting a little longer to get a burger that actually has meat on it.
This Man Will ALWAYS Be Funny. Gweat Stuff :)
“The only difference is that theyre not fda approved and my cousin made them in the back” very funny i laughed at it many times keep up the great work
Man inflation must've rised higher than my iq, that kfc cost 300 bucks.
This channel is goated! I was here since 100K Subs and now you’re at 1 mil. Keep it up
lol given my sense of humor I could get down with the drive through that insults you 😂😂😂
6:48 i love this scene 😂😂😂😂
I've been waiting for this (since the time you said you'd make pt1)
Dude the face he made when the five guys employee said "extra large it is" got me chuckling hella bruh 😂
This guy right here is exactly the kind of guy I would have been best friends with back in high school.
This guy is so hilarious 😂😂🤣
The Burger King one was the best
this guy humor is golden
“Mixed with 7 different animals” 😂
The Cheesecake Factory one though 🤣🤣🤣
I've regrettedly eaten there once, I never went back.
I love your videos
Imagine if this was in real life and employees were this honest.
I'm glad someone else misses the popcorn chicken like me
Popcorn chicken are always large amount of flour (batter) coating and a tiny piece of old chicken in the middle. At least that's what I got from the place I bought mine.
After purchasing: "Please sign this waiver confirming you did all this of your own free will"
I felt that Kardashians burn through the computer screen!
Waffle House is worst of them all! You really speak the truth sir! 🤣 Thank you for the insights!!!
My pleasure🙏🏼
5:47 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I completely understand the Mcdonalds one, thats how i felt every day when that was my first job.
6:13 so glad I'm not the only one who experienced this. I asked for a small side of fries and received an entire greasy bag full. Are they just trying to get rid of their fries?
No they do that for everyone
Lando that was fkn epic! Do you do any stand up?
This is an accurate kid’s fattening centre skit
Finally it's here
The Best Buy one 😭😂😂
Never fucking gets old
These are too accurate the only thing you is the Waffle House employees got hands and they never close.🤣😂😆
this dude knows how to do sarcasm correctly😭
The Burger King sketch is only slightly exaggerated lol.
"The apartment is 300 square feet"
Me with galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood venners:
Walgreens is so accurate 😂
It has been years since ive worked at mcdonalds but that is EXACTLY what i remember it being like.
Bro is cooking these companies
4:31 lmao
Nah I always thought it was just my local Burger King forgetting half the order. I didn't know this was a nation wide problem 😭😭
Update, thought it was just my local five guys as well
5:15 A question we all should ask when someone we know decides to get fast food
This feels like if compines were honest and their costumers were just how they are in real life buying it no matter what.
samsung better then iphone and idk what burger king you go to its good 😭
I had to pause so i can stop laughing and catch my breath
7:09 that NO was personal
Hilariously hilarious
Damn!! Him and I’m mobo are different breeds