Yahweh's Amazing Miracle

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  • Опубліковано 3 сер 2010
  • Yahweh: He's either miraculous or 'mysterious'. It's a pity -- if the rest of us were as 'mysterious' as Yahweh we'd deserve to be in prison for crimes of omission. (Read on...)
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    Inspiration for this one came from a Fox News story that c0ct0pusPrime did a video on -- • Fox News: "God Was My ...
    a guy and his family was in a light aircraft whose pilot DIED in the chair, and credited the fact that everybody else on board didn't die to JESUS having been looking out for them in their hour of need -- Jesus was his co-pilot. Just amazing tunnel vision -- Yahweh/Jesus is responsible for all the good, but absolutely NONE of the bad -- and there was a hell of a lot of bad in that guy's story; the pilot actually DIED, and they very nearly all met their doom. The guy who landed the plane was an experienced pilot too - (MIRACLE!) and the air traffic control helped out - but it was FAITH that got them through! With a dead frigging pilot in the plane! THAT, of course, had nothing to do with Jesus.
    It's hard for me to remember when I had such a ridiculous world view, but I know I did once!
    This video provided me with an opportunity to discuss the whole thing about the lack of thought that is SO EVIDENT in theists who think that if there is a god, (which they view as a necessity for there being anything in existence), then it must automatically be THEIR god. Or even that it must be a god that has rules and ethical standards (let alone standards of what to make your clothes out of or whether to keep your foreskin).
    I'm a pretty weak atheist in this regard -- I'd be pretty easily convinced that there must be some kind of starting force or originator -- (don't quote-mine me -- I haven't said that I believe any such thing). I certainly don't rule it out, but I haven't really come across any evidence to give me any idea of even the most basic characteristics of that "force", if it exists. But by no means does such an acceptance (or vague feeling) necessitate believing anything at ALL about the character of the creative force. There could be a creative force that we know absolutely NOTHING about! Why do people automatically assume that the character is knowable? Just because it says so in a ridiculous old book? Maybe the creative force is US!! Perhaps this life is what it's like when gods get drunk! Ever thought that? Or maybe it's fucking Yahweh! WE DON'T KNOW! None of the "evidence" presented up til now has been any good for ascertaining ANYTHING like a factual understanding of the situation. GiveITToMeGiveItToMeSHOW ME THE EVIDEEEEEENNNCEEEEEE!!!!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,4 тис.

  • @lavacorpseman6836
    @lavacorpseman6836 4 роки тому +1228

    "How about a worldwide epidemic?"
    Goddammit Yahweh

    • @fidelluz2942
      @fidelluz2942 3 роки тому +69

      technically it's "youdammit"

    • @blindedbliss
      @blindedbliss 3 роки тому +32

      This is one of the mildest epidemics since the churches started preaching. Try attending Latin Mass during the black death... If the fleas didn't get to you, the inquisition would.

    • @erin1569
      @erin1569 3 роки тому +17

      I didn't scroll down to write the same exact comment, I scrolled down to like the comment written by someone.

    • @mariusbecker303
      @mariusbecker303 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @proculusjulius7035
      @proculusjulius7035 3 роки тому +7

      @@blindedbliss "the inquisition would " LMAO. HAHAHAHA

  • @user-qc3dn2el6j
    @user-qc3dn2el6j 5 років тому +1725

    What if God does exist but is actually just like this

    • @althepsyphros3314
      @althepsyphros3314 5 років тому +194

      HAHA, yes, that would actually be funny, if I went to heaven and he was there and was like this, I'd just laugh

    • @Boris99999
      @Boris99999 4 роки тому +94

      Althepsyphros
      If a god like that actually existed - you wouldn’t go to heaven...

    • @SUGAR_XYLER
      @SUGAR_XYLER 4 роки тому +58

      I wouldn't trust a god like that in heaven. He'd probably have a temper tantrum and throw everyone out

    • @matron9936
      @matron9936 4 роки тому +34

      I hope not

    • @JM-mh1pp
      @JM-mh1pp 4 роки тому +26

      This is essentially eldrith horror territory - god is real and he is a total dick.

  • @VolcyThoughts
    @VolcyThoughts 4 роки тому +320

    I’m Haitian and I can confirm that people praised God right after the earthquake happened about not everyone dying

    • @davidleedougherty6478
      @davidleedougherty6478 7 місяців тому +12

      The only reaction in a situation like that that doesn't help accomplish anything, fix anything or prevent it from happening again is..."praise god".
      ANY other reaction is helpful. Only "praise god" sets everyone up for more of the same. Smh... Anyway hope you're well. Take care

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@davidleedougherty6478 Actively going out to rape and murder disaster victims is technically worse, but being better than that is an extremely low standard.

    • @DustyHoney
      @DustyHoney 5 місяців тому

      ⁠@@garethbaus5471 People who take advantage of natural disasters to commit crimes and atrocities can only hurt so many people. Meanwhile Yahweh has racked up an unimaginable kill count, still growing. Aside from when Yahweh orders the murder of his children, he convinces them to do nothing when something could save their lives.

  • @IsamBitar
    @IsamBitar 10 років тому +1892

    I feel sorry for Gabriel he's so patient.

    • @KaosFireMaker
      @KaosFireMaker 9 років тому +128

      I love the little gesture with the wings over his head.

    • @shady8045
      @shady8045 6 років тому +4

      I thought Gabriel was blue

    • @milla8280
      @milla8280 6 років тому +3

      CJones990 , so true!! He’s a great partner

    • @kevinbacon5492
      @kevinbacon5492 5 років тому +16

      Agreed, if my boss was a tyrannical dictator who expects people to worship him or else they go to a eternity of torture and pain. I’d kill my self.

    • @lorenasalas3
      @lorenasalas3 5 років тому

      Gabriel has green eyes, black curly hair

  • @wtfomgstudios
    @wtfomgstudios 13 років тому +718

    Dude, I don't believe in God, angels, demons, or Satan, but MAN I wish Gabriel was my best friend. He is actually LOGICAL.

    • @gabrielauburn3398
      @gabrielauburn3398 7 місяців тому +28

      Alright, I'll be your friend

    • @Lucy5456b
      @Lucy5456b 7 місяців тому

      ​@@gabrielauburn339812 years late

    • @serdna102
      @serdna102 6 місяців тому

      ​@@gabrielauburn3398 that guy could be dead right now

  • @grig8310
    @grig8310 4 роки тому +1501

    “How about a worldwide epidemic”
    - is anyone else here because of the current WORLDWIDE EPIDEMIC?

    • @Atamastra
      @Atamastra 4 роки тому +104

      Well... not BECAUSE of the pandemic, but yeah, coincidental timing, no? Must've been part of Yahweh's divine plan.
      (Wait, the pandemic or the coincidence?
      ...
      Yes.)
      On a related note, I find it odd yet endearing that these pitifully-cheap animated videos are 10 years old and still get attention & comments. Guess it just goes to show the strength of a good script and comedy.

    • @herbertjoey3873
      @herbertjoey3873 4 роки тому +1

      I guess ur right

    • @VideoAssaultSaturday
      @VideoAssaultSaturday 4 роки тому +6

      lol, ya, I wish this was a full tv show xD

    • @Atamastra
      @Atamastra 4 роки тому +6

      @@VideoAssaultSaturday Right? Honestly, I'll sometimes just queue up all of NSC's work and treat it like it's a Season 1 or something.

    • @rynvail521
      @rynvail521 4 роки тому +17

      Honestly I feel like all of 2020 is God begging for attention

  • @GaryIV
    @GaryIV 5 років тому +1401

    **Mother sacrifices her life protecting her baby so they can live on**
    **Baby lives**
    Christians: "Thank you Lord for saving this baby, you deserve all the praise"

    • @jazzyboy3742
      @jazzyboy3742 5 років тому +86

      Creative Nothing
      Reading this makes my brain cells decrease... knowing there are people like this.

    • @hylbertvonmayhem6562
      @hylbertvonmayhem6562 4 роки тому +54

      Legends said that this surviving baby had to fight his adoptive vampire-brother when he grew up.

    • @poppyisyourmommy6956
      @poppyisyourmommy6956 4 роки тому +4

      Omg my head hurts

    • @SUGAR_XYLER
      @SUGAR_XYLER 4 роки тому +51

      Logic and Christians will *never* go together

    • @poppyisyourmommy6956
      @poppyisyourmommy6956 4 роки тому +29

      @@SUGAR_XYLER because bible doesnt make any sense

  • @velxerthechaotic6351
    @velxerthechaotic6351 4 роки тому +692

    "How about a worldwide epidemic? Haven't had one of them for a while." Jeez, that did not age well.

    • @austinpowers1061
      @austinpowers1061 3 роки тому +105

      More like it aged TOO well. Really hits the nail on the head and makes the point of this video clear to anyone watching the video during corona.

    • @DrSoka_
      @DrSoka_ 3 роки тому +4

      Plot twist: he actually thought that

    • @AmitKumar-qz2us
      @AmitKumar-qz2us 3 роки тому +14

      The so-called Christian nations are the most enlightened and progressive...but in spite of their religion, not because of it. The Church has opposed every innovation and discovery from the day of Galileo down to our own time, when the use of anesthetic in childbirth was regarded as a sin because it avoided the biblical curse pronounced against Eve. And every step in astronomy and geology ever taken has been opposed by bigotry and superstition. The Greeks surpassed us in artistic culture and in architecture five hundred years before Christian religion was born.
      - Mark Twain, a Biography

    • @blindedbliss
      @blindedbliss 3 роки тому +5

      This is one of the mildest epidemics since the churches started preaching. Try attending Latin Mass during the black death... If the fleas didn't get to you, the inquisition would.

    • @davidstorrs
      @davidstorrs 10 місяців тому

      @@blindedbliss This was actually a really bad epidemic, it's simply that we now have such powerful medical science that we were able to mitigate it. COVID has about the same R-value (how infectious it is) as the flu epidemic of 1918. That one killed 50,000,000 people in a world that was far less populated and far less connected than today's. If we hadn't had lockdowns and worn masks and gotten vaccinated, the death toll would have been catastrophic -- as can be seen from places that didn't do those things, such as large swaths of the USA (my country :/) which has 4% of the world's population and 25% of the COVID deaths.

  • @masahirosakurai8227
    @masahirosakurai8227 7 років тому +534

    "Just how omnipotent do you think I am?"

    • @__lee873
      @__lee873 5 років тому +4

      None

    • @marselmusic
      @marselmusic 5 років тому +6

      Honestly... that prof pic tho

    • @Nestalgba92023
      @Nestalgba92023 2 роки тому

      Shouldn't God Himself just tries to understand the angle knows or not?

  • @Euph_-v-
    @Euph_-v- 10 років тому +1299

    Darkmatter's Yahweh and Nonstamp's Yahweh should meet eachother.

  • @themediaangel7413
    @themediaangel7413 4 роки тому +223

    “How about a worldwide epidemic?”
    Uh oh

    • @barrygormley3986
      @barrygormley3986 4 роки тому +3

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @mariopario8637
      @mariopario8637 3 роки тому +4

      I was scrolling down the comments and read yours at the same time he said it. CREepy lol

    • @blindedbliss
      @blindedbliss 3 роки тому

      This is one of the mildest epidemics since the churches started preaching. Try attending Latin Mass during the black death... If the fleas didn't get to you, the inquisition would.

    • @roqsteady5290
      @roqsteady5290 3 роки тому +1

      @@blindedbliss I'm sure that is a great consolation to those whose loved ones died from covid.

  • @kiradalton8042
    @kiradalton8042 9 років тому +190

    "More noticeable?! Why don't they just open their eyes?! The universe exists and therefore must've been created!" Christianity in a nutshell

  • @CantThinkOfOne69
    @CantThinkOfOne69 14 років тому +91

    I loved the line: "If you want to reach the people who actually do think critically about the written claims of ancient misogynistic, desert-wandering, scientifically-illiterate goat-herders, like I say, you've simply got to advertise your existence better than hiding behind your universe and hoping that they'll just ignore all the impediments you created to their logically accepting your having created everything omnipotently and omnibenevolently." Epic win. Great video as always, NSC!

  • @iamspencerx
    @iamspencerx 2 роки тому +61

    "I'm not in the business of providing reasonable evidence of my existence"

  • @Marcomanexists
    @Marcomanexists 4 роки тому +66

    “Nothing like a bit of famine to show that I’m kind and just” - God

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 8 років тому +431

    "God, you're omniscient, right?"
    "Of course!"
    "And that implies a certain level of intelligence, right?"
    "...What are you getting at?"
    "Well, shouldn't you stop using the same flawed arguments that materialists have been deconstructing for decades, if not centuries?"
    "...No."
    "Well, why not?"
    "Because...because...because I'm God."

    • @blindedbliss
      @blindedbliss 3 роки тому +1

      Because he's a psychopath that takes pleasure in playing with his toys.

    • @flappy7373
      @flappy7373 3 роки тому +7

      @@blindedbliss why else do you create toys if not to play with them?

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 2 роки тому

      @@flappy7373 bbbbut that’s in humans!1!1!1 god is perfect!!! So it makes sense 👍

  • @grizzlykate
    @grizzlykate 8 років тому +562

    I dunno if you'll ever see this but the joy these videos have brought to me I could not even begin to explain. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thank you!

    • @NonStampCollector
      @NonStampCollector  8 років тому +142

      +Kate Holmsten
      Consider it seen, and appreciated.

    • @sheamonty3152
      @sheamonty3152 7 років тому +24

      how come you stopped making videos?

    • @NonStampCollector
      @NonStampCollector  7 років тому +112

      Shea Monty Had kids. Priorities shifted. Didn't "stop" though, merely slowed down to a pathetic trickle. Still a has-been, though.

    • @sheamonty3152
      @sheamonty3152 7 років тому +31

      NonStampCollector oh alright great to hear

    • @mobydobius
      @mobydobius 7 років тому +44

      +NonStampCollector at least when the kids are older, you will have an animation team

  • @kehaar3641
    @kehaar3641 4 роки тому +129

    "how about a worldwide epidemic; we haven't had one of those in a while."

    • @JoeyColey
      @JoeyColey 4 роки тому +5

      Damn this video really is real

    • @MrSwag-zv3pg
      @MrSwag-zv3pg 3 роки тому +6

      God damn it, God!

    • @blindedbliss
      @blindedbliss 3 роки тому

      This is one of the mildest epidemics since the churches started preaching. Try attending Latin Mass during the black death... If the fleas didn't get to you, the inquisition would.

  • @NonStampCollector
    @NonStampCollector  10 років тому +413

    *A message to John Blessed who just posted a comment:*
    Open your account to replies, and re-post. When I have a reply to give and can't give it, I get grumpy and delete comments.

    • @timothyt.82
      @timothyt.82 8 років тому +31

      Jeez, Yahweh, don't you think that's a bit harsh?

    • @mikepublic111
      @mikepublic111 8 років тому +12

      Protector: Bouncer Series -- It's entirely appropriate.

    • @IAmTheLord3
      @IAmTheLord3 7 років тому +26

      No, that's perfect!!!!!!
      Piss on the cowards that don't allow comments.

    • @NoAllahNoGod
      @NoAllahNoGod 6 років тому +20

      You really should make a video with DarkMatter about your and his God as well as Jeffery and Gabriel meeting!

    • @jamespinto1884
      @jamespinto1884 6 років тому +1

      this video was seriously fucked up

  • @Dr.Starke
    @Dr.Starke 7 місяців тому +49

    the “world wide epidemic” line aged well

    • @NonStampCollector
      @NonStampCollector  7 місяців тому +46

      I didn't know the word "pandemic" back then.

    • @vez3834
      @vez3834 7 місяців тому +6

      @@NonStampCollector The pans finally revealed themselves to you! Praise be!

    • @julianwilliamson8992
      @julianwilliamson8992 5 місяців тому +1

      For fucking real

  • @Oops-All-Ghosts
    @Oops-All-Ghosts 10 років тому +106

    I'm 99% certain that we're all just characters in The Sims 129,326,901, which was released in the year 3900 P.C.E. (Post Colonial Era).
    If not, I hope God watches NonStampCollector.

    • @CuthbertNibbles
      @CuthbertNibbles 10 років тому +2

      So, I'm guessing that the sims from 129 are the 'push on pull sign' people, 326 are the moderate and we're from 901. That explains a lot! And of course, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were hacking. Probably the same guy.
      Good theory though. Here's a twist: The sims game we're from is actually an in-game game developed for Sims 3030, for 3030 P.P.C.E. (Post-Post Colonial Era). 0.o

  • @SnorkelBro
    @SnorkelBro 4 роки тому +62

    "How about a worldwide epidemic? Haven't had one of those in a while!"
    Thanks, NonStampCollector. You converted me.
    I realized afterwards that this comment wasn't as creative and original as I had first hoped.

    • @NonStampCollector
      @NonStampCollector  4 роки тому +41

      Yes, I seem to have gotten one or two comments about the 'epidemic' line. Notice that I used "epidemic"; "pandemic" wasn't in my vocabulary in 2010.

    • @SnorkelBro
      @SnorkelBro 4 роки тому +2

      NonStampCollector Ah, sorry, I misheard the first time.

    • @sueneilson896
      @sueneilson896 3 роки тому +1

      Agree. It is hard to find the words to express just how perfect Non Stamps videos are.

  • @heavymeddle28
    @heavymeddle28 6 років тому +99

    I'm praying several times everyday. Praying for no religion

    • @rocioaguilera3613
      @rocioaguilera3613 5 років тому +15

      Thank god, I'm an atheist

    • @DerFreelancerT
      @DerFreelancerT 5 років тому +8

      @@rocioaguilera3613 There are supporters of the flat earth theory all around the globe...

    • @gambitgameguy6109
      @gambitgameguy6109 5 років тому +7

      "Cell phones cause cancer, read it on Facebook with my cell phone

  • @silvershocknicktail6638
    @silvershocknicktail6638 7 років тому +125

    "Does anyone need to win a Grammy?" Huehuehuehuehue.

    • @danielbaig
      @danielbaig 5 років тому +6

      Or a Super Bowl!
      He's apparently responsible for a lot of those wins, too, just like the Grammys! 😉
      (Not the losses, though.)

  • @gothatfunk
    @gothatfunk 14 років тому +27

    "and sacrificed himself unto himself to appease himself so as to allow himself to not throw all the beings he created into an eternal torture furnace"
    "nothing like a bit of famine to show that i'm kind and just"
    another instant classic mate.

  • @HiThere-zh6sf
    @HiThere-zh6sf 3 роки тому +43

    God: "What does it take to get these people to worship me???"
    Me: "Well, for a start..."
    *"EVIDENCE THAT YOU EXIST???"*

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 3 роки тому +2

      I could be grateful to non existent nonsense if it just wasn't being a self contradictory narcissist who let other people do the gaslighting for it. The fucker better not show it exists. I would only intensify my anger against cowardly actions, like following a religion and worshiping a god.

  • @stylis666
    @stylis666 8 років тому +137

    Praise the lord for saving that guy who got shot five times in the Orlando shooting!! It's a miracle! I knew Jesus would save the day! Jesus saved us all! One day soon he will even feed and clothe those poor African kids who pray to him every day for food and clothes and are dying from starvation!! Matthew 6:5-34
    Surely our divine and blessed Father would not give His children sand when they ask for water. Matthew 7:7-12
    Great video! Thanks! :)

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 7 років тому +30

      He saved one guy during the worst mass shooting in history. ONE FUCKING PERSON. WHY DIDN'T HE MAKE THE GUN JAM OR MAKE THE SHOOTER HAVE A HEART ATTACK OR SOMETHING?

    • @LeighDWYC
      @LeighDWYC 7 років тому +17

      Setekh because god hates homosexuality obvs...... even tho he lays claim to it. Pretty much like everything he was supposed to have made he hates with a passion. He obviously hates black children who can't afford food or clothes that's why he made them, you know, to suffer. Just like ooooooh most people in the bible

    • @rousefire
      @rousefire 6 років тому +10

      My niece is going to Africa to save those kids .. All they have to do to get a bowl of rice is listen to her sales pitch .

    • @BloodfoxV
      @BloodfoxV 5 років тому +4

      "save" lol

    • @jaredmitchell1302
      @jaredmitchell1302 5 років тому +12

      Guys he cant do those things he is busy helping me find my lost keys.

  • @notquiteatory971
    @notquiteatory971 4 роки тому +54

    “Another world wide epidemic...haven’t had one of them for a while”
    2020 people be staring at this with horror

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 3 роки тому

      Hey, but god gave me a vaccine so I'll survive. **sacrifices another innocent child**
      There are few things more self absorbed than believing there's a god who created all of this for us.

  • @marcelosantana9311
    @marcelosantana9311 3 роки тому +28

    This is the most stupidly good script I have ever seen. 10 year ago and is better than most videos today. Like and love this video. ❤️

  • @HeyImDaki
    @HeyImDaki 7 місяців тому +12

    "Just how omnipotent do you think I am?" is such a fine line

  • @eiganitsuite4107
    @eiganitsuite4107 3 роки тому +20

    This comment section taught me that there are a lot of people who don't know what "that aged poorly" means...
    If the video had said "There will never be a pandemic"... THEN it would have aged poorly. Or if it had said something like "When there's a pandemic, people react to it with logic and reason and DON'T start believing the weirdest conspiracy theories", THEN it would have aged poorly.
    (By the way: I just discovered this channel and am bingewatching it right now. Great content!)

    • @pythondrink
      @pythondrink 2 місяці тому

      Yh that was a bit annoying

  • @Kilmoran
    @Kilmoran 4 роки тому +95

    And people are definitely praying to God and thanking him during this world wide pandemic. Never fails.

    • @mism847
      @mism847 3 роки тому +5

      Thank god for the pandemic.

    • @Kilmoran
      @Kilmoran 3 роки тому +4

      @@mism847 Amen

  • @Todayyoufoundout
    @Todayyoufoundout 3 роки тому +28

    Video: “Or I can create a worldwide epidemic, haven’t had one of those in a while”
    Me in 2020: 😳😳😳

  • @simonmohapi361
    @simonmohapi361 4 роки тому +129

    "How about a worldwide epidemic, haven't had those for a while"
    That didn't age well.

    • @JM-mh1pp
      @JM-mh1pp 4 роки тому +28

      I would say it aged perfectly. If anything it was almost prophetic.

    • @radorigami
      @radorigami Рік тому +1

      The tsunami too. Less than a year before Japan March 2011

  • @hawwaamaryam
    @hawwaamaryam 8 років тому +202

    lol an ad for stamps came up

  • @Ethan-mp7wr
    @Ethan-mp7wr 5 років тому +54

    As a Catholic, I can explain all this: god was uh... kinda drunk when he created the universe. That’s it
    And about the rest: kinda a muddled mind after billions of years in existence
    K, I’m questioning my religion, thank you

    • @mism847
      @mism847 3 роки тому +4

      How did it go?

    • @hughlion1817
      @hughlion1817 3 роки тому

      Yeah from that perspective you could say God kinda screwed up initially but at least we were made competent enough to eventually pick up the pieces.

    • @LuminesBreezer--
      @LuminesBreezer-- 2 роки тому +1

      Hope years later you're one of us now.

  • @justsomeguy2825
    @justsomeguy2825 5 років тому +23

    Gabriel never seems to bring up that a God worthy of worship wouldnt want to be worshipped.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 3 роки тому +2

      And couldn't desire worship because it would require us to know things that are unknowable and/or require and encourage us to base our beliefs on thinking errors and fallacies alone, as this video so nicely illustrates. Such requirements and encouragements are abusive, not good, and not loving.

  • @MrWin-pj4sg
    @MrWin-pj4sg Рік тому +13

    11:02
    Uh oh, Nonstampcollector called it.

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 3 роки тому +13

    God makes 50% of football teams lose their game.

  • @deeb3272
    @deeb3272 7 років тому +133

    god knew that the plane will crash but was unable to know that they wont worship him lols

    • @ilonachan
      @ilonachan 4 роки тому +5

      Well then they're not exactly omni are they?

    • @cadkls
      @cadkls 4 роки тому +4

      @@ilonachan They never were.

  • @bobThebuilder-mj8ht
    @bobThebuilder-mj8ht 4 роки тому +61

    R/aged like milk
    "How about another world wide epidemic"

  • @user-zx7um8pt7d
    @user-zx7um8pt7d 7 років тому +63

    GO GO GODLY OMNIPOTENT!

  • @steveharvey4245
    @steveharvey4245 10 років тому +89

    It must be exhausting living your entire life having to put everything in either evil/satan or good/god categories. How do you know something is from god? What is god?

    • @andraskovacs6403
      @andraskovacs6403 6 років тому +15

      Circular reasoning is anything but common sense.

    • @kevinbacon5492
      @kevinbacon5492 5 років тому +6

      Chris MN I mean what if you run into a moral dilemma, like a woman who was raped is about to give birth, the birthing process will kill her, and her family is without the financial nest necessities to pay for the hospital bill. A person who believes morals are subjective rather than objective would most likely come to the conclusion the woman should get a abortion, you on the other hand have a entire book of rules you have to follow or else. One of the “YOU SHOULD NEVER UNDER CIRCUMSTANCES” rules(Ten Commandments) is of course “thou shalt not murder”. Since a baby technically has a soul you can’t murder it.

    • @spongebobexistentialpants2747
      @spongebobexistentialpants2747 4 роки тому +1

      @Chris MN yes sure... Until you read the book supposedly representing him

    • @poppyisyourmommy6956
      @poppyisyourmommy6956 4 роки тому +2

      Ugh god is something made up there are about 4200 religions with a god on the center

    • @poppyisyourmommy6956
      @poppyisyourmommy6956 4 роки тому

      Dont really believe in those until i see a proof of who really or what really a god is

  • @rexlupusetxe8367
    @rexlupusetxe8367 3 роки тому +15

    I've been an atheist for about 12 years, but it's just recently that I realize how freaking primitive this god is.

  • @kelpyg2660
    @kelpyg2660 3 роки тому +10

    Got an LDS ad for this video. Their funding you mate.
    Frankly I think it's hilarious.

    • @NonStampCollector
      @NonStampCollector  3 роки тому +9

      The thought just makes me levitate. It's too good to be true.

  • @Kuttas23x
    @Kuttas23x 6 місяців тому +3

    Twins are born fused together and will die and continue to be in pain without being separated because God created them and decided to make them like that because that’s perfection for him, they’re at the surgery room and the surgeon works for 18 hours performing surgeries to save that babies lives and immediately they survive and live, the first thing everyone scream is thank god, god is so good, god saved the babies and never even say thank you to the surgeons.

  • @CanalGuy
    @CanalGuy 4 роки тому +13

    "How about a worldwide epidemic, haven't had one of them for a while"

  • @notfalling334
    @notfalling334 5 років тому +25

    I'm particularly concerned about what they're doing when they're not wearing any clothes.

  • @silentzorah
    @silentzorah 11 років тому +35

    Actually... The sun won't explode. It doesn't have enough mass to go supernova. Planetary nebula, maybe, but the earth will be absorbed when it inevitably goes red giant once its hydrogen supply runs out.

    • @robenkhoury7079
      @robenkhoury7079 4 роки тому +1

      And what about God intentionally crashing a galaxy into ours?

    • @robenkhoury7079
      @robenkhoury7079 4 роки тому

      If he's real anyway

    • @matthewreese7710
      @matthewreese7710 3 роки тому

      ClassixSynth Thanks you for telling them this

    • @fluffynator6222
      @fluffynator6222 3 роки тому

      @@robenkhoury7079
      I think we'd actually survive that since a Galaxy is mostly empty space. I'm not sure tho.

    • @marccolten9801
      @marccolten9801 3 роки тому

      @@2piee When I was a kid I had a children's science book that had an illustration of two spiral galaxies passing seamlessly through each other. Now astronomy shows that they will twist and stretch each other in the collision. I don't know if any of the stars or planets will be affected.

  • @IgnitedxSoul
    @IgnitedxSoul 4 роки тому +35

    "How about a world wide epidemic? Haven't done one of those in a while."
    This didn't age well 😂

    • @Atamastra
      @Atamastra 4 роки тому +8

      Hindsight is 2020.
      🙄😒

    • @JujuInFlames
      @JujuInFlames 4 роки тому +2

      CastMeAway greetings traveler 😂

  • @jaysonedson
    @jaysonedson 5 років тому +11

    Yahweh sure sounds a lot like Ken Hamm with those arguments.

  • @tianamaycry
    @tianamaycry 2 роки тому +8

    "or a worldwide epidemic." Damn, this is the earliest prediction of Covid I've seen yet.

  • @hipposhaped
    @hipposhaped 14 років тому +5

    I love your character of God, "I finally found my niche!", it always cracks me up!

  • @Lololsans
    @Lololsans 3 роки тому +8

    People in the comments section acting like a comedian when they go “11:02 ThAt DiDn’T aGe WeLl” like Brian we get it

  • @Linescrew1Canada
    @Linescrew1Canada 2 роки тому +12

    Yahweh performed the miracle for me to watch this tonight. Thank you lord!

  • @robertr.7995
    @robertr.7995 10 місяців тому +7

    It's crazy how every time I look at videos like this, the advertisements for these videos are always christian-based products and services. 😂

    • @NonStampCollector
      @NonStampCollector  10 місяців тому +6

      Crazy, yes, and very very enjoyable (from my perspective).

    • @robertr.7995
      @robertr.7995 10 місяців тому +5

      @@NonStampCollector "We see you are about to watch content that completely discredits us. How about letting us shame you for your non-existent sin instead?" 😆

    • @NonStampCollector
      @NonStampCollector  10 місяців тому +5

      It's a compelling case.

  • @DragcoDavid
    @DragcoDavid 10 років тому +128

    Oh, so that's what a Deist is, someone who believes in a non-interfering Creator ... if that's the case, I'm a Agnostic Deist; I believe, if a God exists, it must be one who does little more then run the cosmic clockwork of the universe, a God without love or hate, bias or prejustice, a purely logical being who doesn't interfere, at least not with the existence of self-propelling specks of carbon on the third rock from a star in a relative small spiral galaxy amongst the thousands of other galaxies.

    • @xL0stKIlah
      @xL0stKIlah 8 років тому +43

      +Ryuu Ainaki The only thing with that is that even if this non-interfering creator existed it still begs the question, who created it and where did it come from. It doesnt really get you any further then someone who believes there is no god

    • @Arkloyd
      @Arkloyd 6 років тому +11

      ryuu: Can you prove that this god of yours exists beyond your baseless assertions?

    • @materialclassified
      @materialclassified 6 років тому +3

      It's billions of galaxies out there...

    • @NamelessBody
      @NamelessBody 6 років тому +14

      The nice thing about assuming such a god is that it is functionally identical to the laws of physics themselves. You could simply define the deistic creator as being identical to the big bang. There, done. Simply replace "physics" with "god" in all textbooks and make no other alterations whatsoever and you're finished!

    • @caseyday9945
      @caseyday9945 6 років тому +11

      Ryuu Ainaki I've been an agnostic deist for about 9 years, and I'm still questioning the point in believing in a God that does nothing.

  • @Zetobyte
    @Zetobyte 4 роки тому +7

    That "how about another worldwide epidemic, haven't had one of those in a while." line hits differently now lol

  • @JoelJoel321
    @JoelJoel321 11 років тому +10

    "Well it might be false, but perhaps if we repeat it often enough people will just accept it." Hahaha. Cracking line, love it.

  • @Average_Democracy_Enjoyer
    @Average_Democracy_Enjoyer 2 роки тому +5

    "How about a worldwide epidemic? Haven't had one of them in a while." Jinx

  • @maxtory8063
    @maxtory8063 5 років тому +9

    "Does anyone need to win any Grammys?" Killed me.

  • @axeofcreation
    @axeofcreation 8 років тому +41

    Great stuff. Your what would Jesus not do was fantastic.

    • @marshabenson3157
      @marshabenson3157 5 років тому +2

      Your is correct. You’re means you are; your is for possession.

    • @zer-op2gq
      @zer-op2gq 4 роки тому

      In a world where grammar police don't know what they're talking about

    • @zer-op2gq
      @zer-op2gq 4 роки тому

      Fingers crossed my they're gets corrected

  • @peggymiller8897
    @peggymiller8897 8 років тому +20

    and people wonder why the reat of us don't see their god as an omnibelevelent creature.

  • @bobthebox2993
    @bobthebox2993 7 місяців тому +5

    11:02 In this moment, I nearly forgot that this video was made 10 years before the corona virus

  • @flamevale4422
    @flamevale4422 4 роки тому +5

    “What about a world wide epidemic? Haven’t done one of them for a while” that hits hard rn

  • @rlh5525
    @rlh5525 2 роки тому +4

    When he said "how about a world-wide Epidemic", I glanced to see what year this was made, and then wept.

  • @danielklever2760
    @danielklever2760 3 роки тому +6

    The angels are such good protagonists that I'm just watching these videos like TV at this point

  • @DoesNotConcernYou
    @DoesNotConcernYou Місяць тому +3

    Please come back to us 😢
    We miss you terribly

  • @sebastianarmstrong5726
    @sebastianarmstrong5726 4 роки тому +8

    "how about a worldwide epidemic" rings too true now lol

  • @kc7476
    @kc7476 7 місяців тому +5

    "How about a world wide epidemic?" This video aged beautifully!

  • @stevesand8845
    @stevesand8845 7 років тому +60

    Am I cheating on dark matter by watching these videos and liking them? It's just…I ve… watched every dark matter video like 10 times and they're all amazing and then I see this channel and I've caught myself watching three or four videos so far and laughing hysterically… Am I going to go to UA-cam adulterers hell?

    • @NonStampCollector
      @NonStampCollector  7 років тому +34

      Trust me, you don't want to make a jilted lover out of DarkMatter. I've still got the whip marks.

    • @devarious5004
      @devarious5004 7 років тому +3

      It'll all work out, just as long as you invite him to join in, instead of doing it behind his back.

    • @charmingyoutuber2408
      @charmingyoutuber2408 7 років тому +5

      +NonStampCollector XD both of yall are Awesome

    • @rorybeyer4489
      @rorybeyer4489 7 років тому

      Steve Sand As long as you repent to the gods of social media, they'll forgive you for UA-cam adultery.

    • @jamescopeland2663
      @jamescopeland2663 7 років тому

      I am the social media and UA-cam devil saving a spot for all of you in my plane of horrid memes slow internet connection and censorship you're internet souls will be mine.

  • @georgesimon1760
    @georgesimon1760 Рік тому +5

    Think I posted a comment on one of NSCs other videos about God getting credit for the occasional person surviving - didn't even realize he already did a video on it. Well played NSC.

  • @doteaters
    @doteaters 3 роки тому +4

    "Just how omnipotent do you think I am?"
    Uhh, totally...?

  • @hunter1586
    @hunter1586 3 роки тому +7

    11:02 “how about a WORLD WIDE EPIDEMIC haven’t had one of them in a while” -god

  • @BAwesomeDesign
    @BAwesomeDesign 8 років тому +56

    Big fan.
    One minor point: the Sun is going to become a red giant and then collapse into a white dwarf. It's not massive enough to become a supernova at the end of its life cycle.
    Beyond that, great video as always!

    • @lt5334
      @lt5334 7 років тому +1

      BAwesomeDesign a supernova is just the expulsion of gases.

    • @antred11
      @antred11 6 років тому +12

      "a supernova is just the expulsion of gases."
      Um, no. A supernova is a very violent event, far more than just shedding some extra gas, and as BAwesomeDesign has correctly pointed out, our Sun does not have enough mass to go supernova.

    • @ghenulo
      @ghenulo 5 років тому +1

      Though, it will will swallow the Earth.

    • @albehoe2327
      @albehoe2327 5 років тому

      It said explode, not become a super nova. Either way, both death with the star's surface as expanding.

  • @hugofourie1193
    @hugofourie1193 4 роки тому +7

    "How about a worldwide epidemic..." Seeing this in 2020. LMAO!!!

  • @WokeandProud
    @WokeandProud 10 років тому +35

    All of this was good except the exploding sun part our star is to small to go supernova.

    • @ReaperblaugranaLM10
      @ReaperblaugranaLM10 10 років тому +9

      True dat. The sun might swallow the earth when it becomes a red giant though. And even if it doesn't, all life on earth will die anyway because of the ridiculously high temperatures. But we're talking BILLIONS of years in future so I think we'll most likely have the technology to go to other planets or something by then.

    • @ZealotOfSteal
      @ZealotOfSteal 10 років тому +10

      A star can "explode" without going supernova and our sun will "explode", by that I mean that it's outer shell will fly off, while the core will become a white dwarf.

    • @strengthinweakness1
      @strengthinweakness1 10 років тому

      ZealotOfSteal Only proper relationship with the creator matters . For with proper relationship all is awesome and beautiful despite and degree of novaing and without such relationship even utopia is empty and dead

    • @ZealotOfSteal
      @ZealotOfSteal 10 років тому +6

      strengthinweakness1
      What?
      How does this have anything to do with stars?
      I don't see a connection.
      That aside, I really hope you are joking.

    • @lightingbolt85
      @lightingbolt85 10 років тому +3

      Not a super nova but a nova. A super nova only happens with large stars but a nova happens with small stars.Just like a super nova it runs low on hydrogen and then expands a lot into a red giant then implodes into a white dwarf, the white dwarf is so dense it explodes creating a nova.

  • @AP-dc1ks
    @AP-dc1ks 7 місяців тому +4

    Hold on what did he say about world-wide epidemic at the end?!

  • @thatsstrategy
    @thatsstrategy 3 роки тому +8

    11:01 I'm happy to report that God finally got back to that one.

  • @marienbad2
    @marienbad2 4 роки тому +5

    God: How about a worldwide epidemic?
    July 2020: Yeah, thanks for that.

  • @samdyer1921
    @samdyer1921 3 роки тому +4

    Gabriel pleading: "Lord use your omnipotence to prevent it!!" is hilarious

  • @i.tabakow4811
    @i.tabakow4811 4 роки тому +10

    This is a beautiful piece of art.

  • @carnsolus
    @carnsolus 3 роки тому +5

    'how about a worldwide epidemic? haven't had one of those for a while'

  • @drewstillexists
    @drewstillexists 4 роки тому +7

    "How about a worldwide epidemic? Haven't had one of them for a while."
    ...welp

  • @davidkong8493
    @davidkong8493 6 місяців тому +2

    “How did you sleep”
    “Like God during the holocaust”

  • @jilliansmith7123
    @jilliansmith7123 5 років тому +2

    One little boy survived the Osa mudslide that buried and crushed everyone else in the small town...and people in the surrounding area called it a Miracle of God.

  • @JonDuanePerry
    @JonDuanePerry 14 років тому +6

    "Don't punish them if they simply can't believe in you" I love it!

  • @Will360bert
    @Will360bert 3 роки тому +6

    "How about a world wide epidemic"
    Here in 2020

  • @davidk7529
    @davidk7529 Рік тому +2

    @NonStampCollector
    “How about a worldwide epidemic? We haven’t had one of those in a while…”
    Actually had me tearing up all of a sudden. You hit this one dead on. Welcome to the roaring ’20s, led by god’s omni-impotent love, and where NSC’s content is still overwhelmingly relevant.

  • @kertchu
    @kertchu 4 роки тому +5

    “Worldwide epidemic” that aged poorly

  • @tedgrant2
    @tedgrant2 3 роки тому +3

    The LORD saved me !
    My mother had a headache, then just as my dad got into bed, her headache went away !

  • @witchflame2168
    @witchflame2168 6 років тому +16

    I have just subscribed! Please continue making more of these amazing videos! These videos will defeat any apologetics debates!!!!

  • @lawless1986
    @lawless1986 4 роки тому +2

    Worldwide epidemic @ 11:02 hit a bit too close to home don't you think lmaoo

  • @justinn9691
    @justinn9691 4 роки тому +5

    “How about a worldwide epidemic?! Haven’t had one of them in a while!”

  • @sayswho5867
    @sayswho5867 3 роки тому +11

    "The epidemic? Praise the Lord cause he punishes those he loves!"
    -My parents

  • @TanManNobel
    @TanManNobel 4 роки тому +5

    This is God at the very beginning of 2020.

  • @AustinOnSugar
    @AustinOnSugar 4 роки тому +5

    "Another worldwide epidemic"
    2020 says hi

  • @ActuallyAFungus
    @ActuallyAFungus 3 роки тому +3

    "How 'bout another worldwide epidemic? Haven't had one of those in a while..."
    10 years later...

  • @FungIsSquish
    @FungIsSquish 4 роки тому +10

    “How about a world wide epidemic”

  • @heisenberg747
    @heisenberg747 6 років тому +5

    I love the video, and these are all great points, with the exception of the Andromeda galaxy colliding with the Milky Way. They will collide someday, but it's extremely unlikely that anything will come anywhere close to our solar system, due to the extreme distance between everything in each galaxy. I just wanted to point that out, keep up the good work, and thanks for all the awesome content!