Pokémon Blue badly translates everything

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  • Опубліковано 2 лют 2025

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  • @Killysunt
    @Killysunt  5 років тому +371

    28 hours of streams into a 6 minute video, I'm knackered lads have a good day.
    you can also hear Dr Respect & ZeroDucksGiven giggle in the background occasionally, bless 'em.

    • @DameOfDiamonds
      @DameOfDiamonds 5 років тому +2

      Hmm yes this makes my pp extend

    • @honestywonesty
      @honestywonesty 5 років тому +2

      @@DameOfDiamonds I love KILLYSUNT vids!

    • @mickgorro
      @mickgorro 5 років тому +6

      Are those 28h on UA-cam? I'd like to watch a full playthrough...

    • @CruiserDynasty
      @CruiserDynasty 5 років тому +1

      This is litrely pokemon green but worse. Green is already poorly translated, thats the holl reason why pokemon blues a thing and because blue took over greens spot green turned into a girl.

  • @tsukileo897
    @tsukileo897 5 років тому +773

    Abandoning German children is my favourite weekend activity

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 5 років тому +30

      Ha.
      Before you abandon me, I abandon you.
      Then you will end in a depression because you can't abandon others and commit suicide.
      Wait, this got dark pretty fast.

    • @MATAM29
      @MATAM29 5 років тому +10

      Fuck you, respect us germans.

    • @jgjgjghg
      @jgjgjghg 5 років тому +5

      MATAM chill alter

    • @hypercumstone44
      @hypercumstone44 5 років тому +7

      MATAM er hatte einen Witz gemacht du dummes Stück Scheisse.

    • @omaridusk3803
      @omaridusk3803 5 років тому +2

      EclipticSkies404 its mine too

  • @r.j.j.o
    @r.j.j.o 5 років тому +317

    I went to the train.
    W E A K P E O P L E

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +43

      typical day

    • @opossumontheinternet
      @opossumontheinternet 5 років тому +12

      Screams.
      *_I embrace it!_*

    • @youareoneant
      @youareoneant 4 роки тому +14

      *_obtain the missing child_*

    • @bukachell
      @bukachell 4 роки тому +9

      *Micheal hacked to death*

    • @frybanshee
      @frybanshee 3 роки тому

      AE?VNC hope fight!

  • @Kyle86
    @Kyle86 5 років тому +264

    Abandon German Child;
    German Gas;
    Hong Kong Missile;
    Department of Defense;
    MICHEL HACKED TO DEATH.

  • @Darrylboio
    @Darrylboio 5 років тому +263

    "Diarrhea"
    Type/ *F* *I* *G* *H* *T* *I* *N* *G*

  • @lillydalliesaboutthings
    @lillydalliesaboutthings 5 років тому +180

    The body blow does make me cry out of every orifice

  • @Jaceblue04
    @Jaceblue04 5 років тому +158

    This whole game can be summed up as such:
    Speech: 100

    • @scorpionhdkid8972
      @scorpionhdkid8972 2 роки тому +1

      The amount of likes makes this even more perfect

  • @JackanFor
    @JackanFor 5 років тому +373

    i love the ww2 references on this
    “german gas”

    • @emiriye
      @emiriye 5 років тому +8

      oof

    • @helmetguy2
      @helmetguy2 5 років тому +7

      F

    • @7g7g86
      @7g7g86 5 років тому +27

      that's more ww1

    • @JackanFor
      @JackanFor 5 років тому +7

      walter same thing pretty much

    • @emiriye
      @emiriye 5 років тому +10

      @@7g7g86 *cough cough* jews and other minorities *cough cough*

  • @bzboy21
    @bzboy21 5 років тому +40

    _it hurt itself _*_in it's chaos._*

  • @LotusEnduroGT
    @LotusEnduroGT 5 років тому +41

    "aerodactyl, use depression"
    big fucking mood

  • @azimochaa
    @azimochaa 5 років тому +66

    1:23
    "Enemy Beedrill yell useless"
    All I can hear is reoccurring MUDA MUDA MUDA's

  • @somehau
    @somehau 5 років тому +150

    funniest shit i dun seen in a long time, thanks g

  • @gack1015
    @gack1015 5 років тому +32

    3:02 IT PREDICTED THE HONG KONG REVOLUTION

  • @WitchAngelNekora
    @WitchAngelNekora 5 років тому +338

    ....Wait til you play Vietnamese Crystal...It's WORSE.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +94

      that's a classic

    • @xopha
      @xopha 5 років тому +55

      Is that the elf monster one? I had that one on cartridge as a kid! Whenever you got an item it would say "xopha potion bag fuck".

    • @astracrits4633
      @astracrits4633 5 років тому +12

      better*

    • @doremysweet860
      @doremysweet860 5 років тому +6

      BABA BORT

    • @BigOlSmellyFlashlight
      @BigOlSmellyFlashlight 5 років тому +5

      volcano bakemeat

  • @iKnowaNoah
    @iKnowaNoah 5 років тому +56

    YES GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH A KILLYSUNT UPLOAD ON THIS FINE DAY

  • @connorb.7882
    @connorb.7882 4 роки тому +12

    I lost my shit upon hearing "shit! pokemon broke!" and laughed until my stomach hurt

  • @Iustin-jv6tz
    @Iustin-jv6tz 5 років тому +99

    "Terrorist ninja master"
    We found Zabuza bois

  • @-theunknownuser9737
    @-theunknownuser9737 5 років тому +26

    "abandon their german child?" YES DEFINITELY I JUST LAUGHED WHEN I BARELY SAW THAT ECKS DII

  • @levelengineSR
    @levelengineSR 4 роки тому +16

    "MICHAEL BE
    TO STUDY
    GERMAN CHILD"
    "ABANDON THEIR
    GERMAN CHILD?"

  • @purplesam2609
    @purplesam2609 5 років тому +27

    Perfect! More is required.
    Translated:
    Better! There is a great need.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +7

      I found a potential successor, we'll see

  • @Reap3r07sis
    @Reap3r07sis 3 роки тому +21

    I can't believe they went over 3:24 so quickly, I choked on my water from that pure GOLD

  • @aidanbae6162
    @aidanbae6162 5 років тому +50

    Dude this is amazing
    The most i’ve laughed I’ve ever laughed for a long time. Thanks

    • @EmblemAsura
      @EmblemAsura 5 років тому +1

      I had to freaking pause the video because of how much I was laughing!

  • @flangopink
    @flangopink 5 років тому +22

    *UR NUT*
    *HYPERBALL!*

  • @dontlook3650
    @dontlook3650 5 років тому +11

    3:03 Holy shit google translate predicted the hong kong thing.

  • @K.Marie119
    @K.Marie119 5 років тому +42

    5:28 dexamethasone is a corticosteroid used to treat illnesses that are caused by/cause inflammation like asthma, arthritis, ulcerative colitis, lupus, etc. 😅 Google translate needs help.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +18

      Nothing like treating your illness with a Pokedex

    • @GenesisSaturna
      @GenesisSaturna 4 роки тому +6

      People enjoy giving me nicknames that are increasingly complicated versions of my name. I'll keep dexamethasone in the books.

  • @approachingetterath9959
    @approachingetterath9959 5 років тому +89

    only clicked because i'm german.
    was not disappointed tho and got abandoned

  • @gavinwolf8667
    @gavinwolf8667 5 років тому +7

    1:49 *”Shit! Pokémon broke!”*

  • @oldcheez4780
    @oldcheez4780 5 років тому +6

    "The feet of the swim wiggle" sounds like a horror movie.

  • @goopy79
    @goopy79 5 років тому +19

    1:22 “Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe”

  • @GoFlyCheeseDog
    @GoFlyCheeseDog 5 років тому +17

    22k already!
    You need more!
    Also,
    O B T A I N T H E C H I L D .
    Thanks for taking the time to edit so many hours of footage down to 6 minutes. Funny shit bro.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +2

      My pleasure, I wasn't expecting to play through the whole game at all but ended up getting carried away lol

  • @asurashun9695
    @asurashun9695 4 роки тому +4

    Don't you just hate it when you're walking in the tall grass and some random oddish gives you the suck?

  • @vertiZuDemKarl
    @vertiZuDemKarl 5 років тому +8

    Just found this channel... and i must say not disappointed at all.

  • @paulvancoughnett3880
    @paulvancoughnett3880 5 років тому +7

    1:31 I can't f***ing breath! XD I literally felt light headed after that!
    wait...

  • @LuigiTheVictor
    @LuigiTheVictor 5 років тому +37

    Enemy Beedrill used MUDAMUDAMUDA

  • @rasparr5654
    @rasparr5654 5 років тому +7

    Oh god, I'm crying, my throat aches and I'm close to suffocation.
    WORTH IT

  • @memeicusgaming2197
    @memeicusgaming2197 4 роки тому +2

    0:42 when I saw the word psi (like ψ) my head went *EARTHBOUND REFERENCE ALERT*

  • @thekita6774
    @thekita6774 4 роки тому +4

    "Screams I embrace it"
    Gotta love that emo poetry.

  • @Agsotro
    @Agsotro 5 років тому +27

    German Child

  • @kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngkn
    @kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngkn 5 років тому +3

    I am dying of laughter. this is the best video ever, no lies. I literally choked.
    i can't breathe

  • @majoritasdeadmemechannel3557
    @majoritasdeadmemechannel3557 5 років тому +10

    Gamefreak going bankrupt after no one bought sword and shield 2019 colorized 1:55

  • @endernat1134
    @endernat1134 4 роки тому +2

    1:54 I was unfortunately drinking water at this time and busted out laughing

  • @ThunderTHR
    @ThunderTHR 5 років тому +7

    Shit!
    Pokémon broke!

  • @giovannimazzurco4880
    @giovannimazzurco4880 3 роки тому +3

    2:02
    New Pokefusion - Bearticuno!

  • @CrushedParagon
    @CrushedParagon 5 років тому +48

    Will the full streams ever be on Killystream? I need more of this garbage

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +18

      I've been pretty selective so far but thank you for even giving a shit, every single stream is at the very least on there privately so I can make videos out of them but I hope to be more active with it

  • @alfe5596
    @alfe5596 5 років тому +19

    1:44 *_ur nut greatball_*

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 4 роки тому +2

    G e r m a n
    C h i l d
    So, they drink beer?

  • @jjon3311
    @jjon3311 5 років тому +1

    You’re gonna have to hold this subscription for a minute for this funny ass video

  • @admoran777
    @admoran777 3 роки тому +4

    3:01 This part is actually funny

  • @Aya_Forever
    @Aya_Forever 4 роки тому +11

    1:08 the "Its Chaos" kills me every time😂

  • @Ururod
    @Ururod 4 роки тому +2

    *M I C H A E L H A C K E D T O D E A T H.*

    • @doggo8446
      @doggo8446 3 роки тому

      im just imagining some random guy getting hacked to death with an axe

  • @leilaclarridge5807
    @leilaclarridge5807 5 років тому +28

    I wonder if the German Child and the Missing Child are the same...

  • @CODEdragonCal
    @CODEdragonCal 5 років тому +6

    I dropped my pants as i watched the video.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +6

      No, I dropped your pants

  • @mayonez15
    @mayonez15 5 років тому +12

    God how are you not famous?

  • @5Porygon
    @5Porygon 5 років тому +2

    Jsi jeden z nejsluníčkovatějších sluníček. :)

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +2

      Google translated this to "You're one of the sunniest sunsets" and that's cutest shit i've ever seen

  • @shogn3223
    @shogn3223 5 років тому +1

    1:14 Hitmonchad. Truly, the Chaddiest Chad to Chad all Chads.

  • @jamesgraham4586
    @jamesgraham4586 3 роки тому +1

    1:31
    Killysunt: *GERMAN GAS?! AH AH AH AH!*

  • @giovannimazzurco4880
    @giovannimazzurco4880 3 роки тому +4

    4:21
    The best anime there is... TOP FIGHT ANIME!!!!

  • @Silver_Swan_MK2
    @Silver_Swan_MK2 2 роки тому +1

    1:31 WW1 Flashbacks

  • @Alusion94
    @Alusion94 5 років тому +1

    One of the kids in the first gym just says “Shit!” when you beat him

  • @f4t4l_fl4w
    @f4t4l_fl4w 5 років тому +129

    Aerodactyl, USE DEPRESSION
    *CRIES IN CORNER* NOT ON MEEEE

  • @vilam9844
    @vilam9844 4 роки тому +1

    (Hong Kong Police Troops In Trouble And Misiles!)
    (Carrie Lam: TRIGGERS)

  • @5Porygon
    @5Porygon 5 років тому +1

    Awesome piece of content. Keep up the great work! :))

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому

      Funny you say that on this video, should be a new Pokemon one soon

  • @Number1BoraFan
    @Number1BoraFan 4 роки тому +1

    0:55 google translate insulting lord helix

  • @pschiptunes64
    @pschiptunes64 4 роки тому +1

    “Abandon their German child?”
    I’m sorry, WHAT THE HELL?

  • @beckybecky125
    @beckybecky125 5 років тому +2

    ABANDON THEIR GERMAN CHILD?
    POKÉ MY BABY GIRL FRIENDS!
    OBTAIN THE MISSING CHILD
    STRAGETIC COTTAGE

  • @Number1BoraFan
    @Number1BoraFan 4 роки тому +3

    2:10 teach the game to be fire red

  • @sergelucca635
    @sergelucca635 5 років тому +1

    The translator must've been very high when he was translating this.

  • @IanSpace71
    @IanSpace71 5 років тому +1

    I was laughing extremely hard at this, this was amazing

  • @smoltato8015
    @smoltato8015 5 років тому +1

    I will be adressed as
    T h e f e e t o f t h e s w i m w i g g l e

  • @TheFirePlayer14540
    @TheFirePlayer14540 5 років тому

    Best of your work yet again.

  • @cadenbarnfather1434
    @cadenbarnfather1434 2 роки тому

    this video is like 3 years ago but i was rewatching it and i realized that hitmonchan was hitmonchad

  • @auka4235
    @auka4235 5 років тому

    Your deserve way more love these videos are hilarious

  • @SupaDorifuto
    @SupaDorifuto 5 років тому +2

    1:24 MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAAA

  • @TheGreatestCommenter
    @TheGreatestCommenter 5 років тому +2

    Abandoned their German child is priceless

  • @GentleMannOfHats
    @GentleMannOfHats 5 років тому +1

    You've done it again!.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +2

      Glad to see familiar faces on whatever nonsense I spew, will continue this dumb spree

    • @GentleMannOfHats
      @GentleMannOfHats 5 років тому

      @@Killysunt I'm surprised you'd consider me familiar. I'm honored.

  • @lilitpatchwork
    @lilitpatchwork 5 років тому

    I laughed so fucking hard at this. I haven't had a good laugh in weeks, thank you for the wonderful video

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому

      Generous words like this make it all worth it, cheers!

  • @amberaegard
    @amberaegard 2 роки тому +1

    I love this video so fucking much

  • @bloodymetalangel287
    @bloodymetalangel287 3 роки тому +1

    “Abandon their German child”
    *SAD GERMAN GIRL SOUNDS*

  • @paulvancoughnett3880
    @paulvancoughnett3880 5 років тому

    WHY is this so f***ing funny?!?! I almost passed out from lack of oxygen multiple times because I couldn't breathe! why?!

  • @giorgos_kapoios
    @giorgos_kapoios 5 років тому

    no mr. bond, i own the rights now

  • @nikokuma1087
    @nikokuma1087 5 років тому +2

    4:37 nobody told me that all might from MHA just give up being a hero after he give the one for all, and turn himself into a pokemon XD

  • @aclonymous
    @aclonymous 5 років тому +2

    3:03 YIKES

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому

      oddly relevant right now

    • @aclonymous
      @aclonymous 5 років тому

      Killysunt exactly

  • @gengarzilla1685
    @gengarzilla1685 3 місяці тому

    "Even the Hong Kong police troops in trouble"
    What is this, Hong Kong 97?

  • @tflees
    @tflees 5 років тому +2

    Funniest video of the day yet!

  • @Sunskrpt
    @Sunskrpt 5 років тому +2

    When Hong Kong 97 gets translated.

  • @5H4TT3R3D
    @5H4TT3R3D 2 роки тому

    "SHIT! POKēMON BROKE" is the best thing to come from this.

  • @KirbyMario12345_939
    @KirbyMario12345_939 4 роки тому +1

    Someone needs to badly translate Vietnamese Crystal. Yes, as if it isn’t enough of a trainwreck.

  • @ImFangzBro
    @ImFangzBro 4 місяці тому

    I remember there was a comment here about how Double Kick became diarrhea because Double Kick in Japanese is "nidogeri," and "geri" is also diarrhea, because the "geri" in Double Kick is spelt with characters that would be romaji'd to "keri" on their own. I can't find it, so here's a reiteration of that info.

  • @codyisrude
    @codyisrude 5 років тому +1

    Michael became poke german abandon child

  • @BarryRecords
    @BarryRecords 4 роки тому

    The Intro: 𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙰𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚄𝚜.

  • @Kirbo029
    @Kirbo029 4 роки тому +1

    1:24
    beedrill : *MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA*

  • @moakikuchi5237
    @moakikuchi5237 5 років тому +5

    1:57 WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG GAMEBOY!

  • @thatgal6739
    @thatgal6739 5 років тому +1

  • @Gypsy-Tongue
    @Gypsy-Tongue 5 років тому +1

    We need an army of Officer Jennys

  • @dillonventures2027
    @dillonventures2027 5 років тому +1

    Game: “Abandon their german child?” Me: *”No.”*

  • @hotaruishere2133
    @hotaruishere2133 5 років тому +7

    2:45
    Do you know where I can obtain said missing child??

  • @anthonytheriault7401
    @anthonytheriault7401 5 років тому +2

    1:22 bedrill is dio confirmed

  • @tamacat2001
    @tamacat2001 5 років тому +1

    That Pokemon Channel music though...

  • @mantasulcinas6634
    @mantasulcinas6634 4 роки тому

    i e a t g e r m a n c h i l d r e n

  • @batqrince
    @batqrince 5 років тому +2

    *IM WHEEZING--*