Pokémon Crystal badly translated with Bing

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  • @lennylikesmusic
    @lennylikesmusic 5 років тому +707

    Such a underappreciated channel.

  • @70sman
    @70sman 5 років тому +152

    When your boss catches you playing on your Gameboy at work
    11:41

  • @DessertArbiter
    @DessertArbiter 5 років тому +137

    vitals
    umbilical cord
    bruh what, stop fighting unborn babies smh

  • @theicycharmander3324
    @theicycharmander3324 5 років тому +161

    4:59 Can't have a badly translated game without a swear word.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +53

      Unspoken law of translations

    • @Saver310
      @Saver310 2 роки тому

      Good ol' fucking fuck.

  • @panykfelidae9018
    @panykfelidae9018 3 роки тому +98

    The "deserializing object of type string" wasn't Engrish, that was an error message from the translator that got stuck in as valid output. That's the message you get when bing's translator service gets messed up by trying to send bad output.
    That's amazing.

    • @TheDankBoi69
      @TheDankBoi69 2 роки тому +5

      In Google translate, when you translate a text too much, sometimes shows up a text about "AI" and "BT" idk

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheDankBoi69 really? huh, that's crazy

  • @ryanpoulos8232
    @ryanpoulos8232 5 років тому +176

    I A M D U M B A S S P I M P

  • @Shydood
    @Shydood 5 років тому +266

    when you clip your nails and accidentally rip off a bit of skin:
    5:18

  • @KentuckyFriedAngels
    @KentuckyFriedAngels 5 років тому +179

    "I'm immediately unpopular"

  • @TarigonTetradactyl
    @TarigonTetradactyl 5 років тому +206

    pk walk is honestly a really good move in both pokemon and earthbound
    it causes you to walk

    • @psionikal
      @psionikal 5 років тому +22

      imagine wasting pp on walking
      oh god

    • @TarigonTetradactyl
      @TarigonTetradactyl 5 років тому +23

      PK Sonikal ツ actually because im a girl, i have no pp to walk

    • @kornsuwin
      @kornsuwin 4 роки тому +5

      PK Sonikal ok

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 4 роки тому +3

      @@TarigonTetradactyl crippled biches don't even walk, like just movere crus already

    • @ImFangzBro
      @ImFangzBro Рік тому +1

      It's like Teleport, except you never teleport. You just move at high speed.

  • @lovepika911
    @lovepika911 4 роки тому +120

    Drowzee: Nicknamed Mista
    Also Drowzee: Female

    • @Frappuccinoo
      @Frappuccinoo 3 роки тому +11

      it was Mista from the Silver Chariot Requiem body swap

    • @Shadeblaster177
      @Shadeblaster177 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah but where is six pistols?

    • @aliendog7627
      @aliendog7627 2 роки тому +7

      trans drowsee

    • @LT-sy3on
      @LT-sy3on Рік тому +2

      Also also Drowzee: is at a level divisible by 4

    • @undefined6512
      @undefined6512 11 місяців тому

      Why are you gae?

  • @TheColorHopeIsBlue
    @TheColorHopeIsBlue 5 років тому +43

    Honestly my brain read "failure salary decreased" as like, you have a failure salary at your job. You literally get paid when you screw up. But then said failure salary is decreased. Which sucks because how else are you going to afford that important beanbag??

  • @pum6454
    @pum6454 5 років тому +128

    This just gave me dain bramage

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +36

      I actually thought the game gave me dyslexia, I'm glad I can speak properly once more

    • @pum6454
      @pum6454 5 років тому +20

      @@Killysunt btw I actually live in FUCK, stop by for a visit sometime

    • @jamesonshekmeister
      @jamesonshekmeister 5 років тому +10

      pum There is actually a town called Fucking in Austria.

    • @fakefirstnamefakelastname8305
      @fakefirstnamefakelastname8305 5 років тому +4

      Jimmy Joe Lol

    • @wut939
      @wut939 4 роки тому +4

      I live in probably.

  • @offaldivision8735
    @offaldivision8735 4 роки тому +18

    0:26
    "Alright, Stan. Another day, another random body pain." - Grunkle Stan

  • @thatcanadianmanectric8458
    @thatcanadianmanectric8458 5 років тому +61

    Mom's cooking Glen Hamburger. Mom, what did you do to my brother?

  • @LT-sy3on
    @LT-sy3on Рік тому +5

    4:37
    “Master Wayne, please help. I’ve become a Pokémon route”

  • @gameandchat
    @gameandchat 5 років тому +35

    I like to think that every mumble jumble of symbols is the game censoring someone cursing.
    And sometimes the game forgets to censor curse words.

  • @paxryderakakirbybisharp2310
    @paxryderakakirbybisharp2310 5 років тому +86

    Onix's Japanese name is technically Iwark, or Iwakku in general... I do have a cat named Onix, named after that said Pokemon also...

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +23

      INTERESTING. The Blue translation had similar instances! I'm obviously not thinking about it when streaming/making these though lol

    • @Somethin5041
      @Somethin5041 4 роки тому +4

      And Beedril is Spia, or Spear.

    • @KirbyMario12345_939
      @KirbyMario12345_939 4 роки тому +6

      Umbreon's Japanese name is legitimately “Blacky” when romanised.

    • @ryun.8072
      @ryun.8072 3 роки тому +2

      *iwaaku

  • @LucyKosaki
    @LucyKosaki 4 роки тому +41

    Beedrills japanese name is actually the english word Spear. Same with Umbreon called "Blacky" in japan. A bunch of translations here are just romanizations or literal translations. The japanese names are in many cases very simple, like gloom being kusaihana (stinky flower) or the 3 legendary birds just called the english words Fire, Thunder and Freezer.

  • @TheTradingHelm
    @TheTradingHelm 5 років тому +78

    I will never regret my donation thanks for the amazing content killy ily

  • @agriden_arts
    @agriden_arts 5 років тому +26

    Oh, I was expecting Vietnamese Crystal
    A welcome change of pace

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +8

      Probably wouldn't have been as stoked on this guys hacks if everyone already knew about them, hidden gems imo

  • @koffinglolface1000
    @koffinglolface1000 5 років тому +33

    4:13 in this game you can attack trainers too

  • @jolynekujobackfromprison744
    @jolynekujobackfromprison744 5 років тому +36

    10:19 Honestly the best insult next to calling someone a Minecraft texture pack.

    • @cosmonaught3156
      @cosmonaught3156 4 роки тому +5

      Youre forgetting about "you shout like a tangerine"

  • @vertical_alignment
    @vertical_alignment 5 років тому +34

    7:50 I spy a C# error. nice.

    • @bored_person
      @bored_person 4 роки тому +1

      Wasn't the game written in assembly?

    • @lily__r
      @lily__r 4 роки тому +7

      @@bored_person the automated ROM translator probably wasn't made in assembly though

  • @racheltheoctoling5708
    @racheltheoctoling5708 5 років тому +26

    *picks up pokeball*
    I am immediately unpopular!
    *sigh*

  • @Tomsonic41
    @Tomsonic41 4 роки тому +10

    "You shout like tangerine"... do I really want to know where this is going?

  • @wiliusundefined8666
    @wiliusundefined8666 5 років тому +22

    0:09 I didn't know that GIR, from "Invader Zim", counts as a gender.

  • @vip3r-_-
    @vip3r-_- 4 роки тому +19

    My favorite insults-
    “Mid evil Luigi”
    “Rip-off Flowey”
    “You Shout Like A Tangarine”

  • @joshpauley289
    @joshpauley289 5 років тому +13

    Please keep doing these they are amazing!!

  • @hotaruishere2133
    @hotaruishere2133 4 роки тому +15

    1:45
    I get that he was joking, but I felt like shining some light on that translation!! C:
    In Japanese, Umbreon's name is legitimately, and pathetically, "Blacky". Yup. Blacky. That's an official pokemon name. So "Black" isn't far off at all xD

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Рік тому

      Sounds cooler in Japanese I bet. Like how Mekankosappo sounds cooler in English.

  • @Kursed_Kreature
    @Kursed_Kreature 4 роки тому +6

    I love this man’s laugh, very contagious imo, fantastic videos though, you crack me up with all the context you try to create around these translations, i love it!

  • @r.j.j.o
    @r.j.j.o 5 років тому +172

    1:25 Mista, lvl 12
    12÷3=4
    Is this a JoJo reference?

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +60

      I'll allow it

    • @r.j.j.o
      @r.j.j.o 5 років тому +26

      Thank you, good sir.

    • @BAMGM
      @BAMGM 5 років тому +19

      Obligatory *MEEEEESTAAAAAAAAA*

    • @nolongerusing7430
      @nolongerusing7430 5 років тому +6

      @@BAMGM and theres me spamming 4s in a mista related comment so
      *44444444444444444444444444444444*

    • @jessicavandam7132
      @jessicavandam7132 4 роки тому +5

      sent help

  • @rain8412
    @rain8412 4 роки тому +8

    “understand canvas” yeah, that’s what my teachers are trying to do.

  • @hanspetrich6520
    @hanspetrich6520 5 років тому +4

    All those memories of the streams have cumulated in this most ambitious crossover of Pokémon and Bing
    What a great time to be alive

  • @AuraelStar
    @AuraelStar 4 роки тому +2

    I just discover this channel, and after watching a couple videos, I feel like I never want to leave

  • @StarTropicsKing
    @StarTropicsKing 3 роки тому +3

    “Mista! There’s no mrs in sight!”
    Mista: *is female*

  • @pokeguydj6923
    @pokeguydj6923 5 років тому +4

    Zzazz you the man! Good video sunt! So many potential screenshots I can use for future laughs

  • @thunderbolt_blitz
    @thunderbolt_blitz 4 роки тому +14

    8:08 so The Persona 3 Protagonist Called and Said he's Depressed

  • @creature_of_fur
    @creature_of_fur 5 років тому +6

    Finally someone did a video on one of his ROM hacks, that's awesome editting work. And you also somehow managed to write a script for this video, science still can't understand how that happened

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +2

      I was mindblown that there weren't many playthroughs of them considering they've been around for so long, quality stuff

  • @dubaru0
    @dubaru0 5 років тому +32

    Where's the representation for us Yahoo boys?

  • @thedeeprot
    @thedeeprot 5 років тому +57

    :D

  • @RobGrix
    @RobGrix 5 років тому +5

    I'm so glad I found this channel. Keep up the good shit (Y)
    ... now I wonder how Pokemon Vietamese Crystal going through Google Translate and then through Bing would be like.

  • @Agent_Pasta
    @Agent_Pasta 5 років тому +6

    5:05 that’s the danish word for cheese
    (OST)

  • @danielrodggaming4890
    @danielrodggaming4890 4 роки тому +9

    11:15 best move in SSBU

  • @astr0nomerjay
    @astr0nomerjay 3 роки тому +6

    1:13 Iwork is actually the Japanese name for Onix

  • @Teirusu155
    @Teirusu155 5 років тому +19

    Actually I think Coil and Black (Japanese name for Umbreon is legitimately "Blacky") are correct translations.

    • @ManOfUnknownWorth
      @ManOfUnknownWorth 4 роки тому +4

      The Japanese names for a lot of early generation pokemon are pretty Engrishy. Someone already mentioned that Beedrill is "Spear," but there many others that are arguably worse. The Legendary Birds being "Freezer," "Thunder," and "Fire" is quite laughable. Drowzee and Hypno are "Sleep" and "Sleeper" respectively. The worst ones are Gastly and Haunter, who are "Ghos" and "Ghost" respectively.

  • @Darkwind.
    @Darkwind. 3 роки тому +1

    1:23 I JUST GOT DONE WATCHING THE EMERALD BADLY TRANSLATED VIDEO AND THERE’S ALREADY MORE JOJO

  • @unforeseenconseckuences
    @unforeseenconseckuences 3 роки тому +3

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while, I love your channel

  • @Com2486
    @Com2486 2 роки тому +2

    7:48
    Me when bing can't literally do the only thing it was meant to do

  • @anthonytheriault7401
    @anthonytheriault7401 5 років тому +20

    2:03
    You're pokemon's name is a jojo reference now

  • @giovannimazzurco4880
    @giovannimazzurco4880 3 роки тому +5

    10:09
    I love this one XD

  • @WitchAngelNekora
    @WitchAngelNekora 5 років тому +20

    I need to find this to do a freakin' playthrough! XD it's so poorly translated, it's gonna give my viewers a laugh~

  • @TheSixteen60
    @TheSixteen60 5 років тому +2

    2:57 what ungodly actions are you planning jigglypuff

  • @zwizii688
    @zwizii688 5 років тому +9

    "Badly" is a relative term

  • @MannySMG
    @MannySMG 5 років тому +16

    This is fooking legendary

    • @dragondiana8
      @dragondiana8 5 років тому +1

      Like the item "spedr"? "The quickness to fuck it"? xDD

  • @Death-gj2dn
    @Death-gj2dn 4 роки тому +4

    5:38 i was drinking milk
    and 9i laughed
    and some of it went upo my nose
    i
    thi
    fuckign decimate dme

  • @xkray556
    @xkray556 4 роки тому +5

    0:38 GLEN HAMBURGER 😂

  • @duplicake
    @duplicake 3 роки тому +4

    Fun fact: ost means cheese in norwegian so whenever i see OST (original sound track) i read cheese

  • @sgs_
    @sgs_ 5 років тому +2

    "this kept up the games is by interpretation, what can I do?" that was my translation from english and latin and then to english

  • @beckybecky125
    @beckybecky125 5 років тому +3

    3:18 Kick, Waz? (kiss) *_M E O W . J a m ._* (laughing) *_Shit._*

  • @5Porygon
    @5Porygon 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :)

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 роки тому

      Appreciate it very much, always making stuff even if i'm a bit slow

  • @whahayheuhejnfjwnwinjinjis5073
    @whahayheuhejnfjwnwinjinjis5073 5 років тому +28

    5:02 I LITERALLY DIED LAUGHTDKMDNDJD
    that made me wheeze so hard

  • @raphaeldagamer
    @raphaeldagamer 25 днів тому

    "There was an error deserializing the object of type String"
    Wow, calm down, Pokémon, I'm not the one who coded you.

  • @KirbyMario12345_939
    @KirbyMario12345_939 4 роки тому

    Thanks for introducing me to TheZZAZZGlitch. It’s a very good channel.

  • @77_dolphins33
    @77_dolphins33 5 років тому +3

    I can confirm that the streams are very fun to support.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +1

      I can confirm that 77 dolphins is fun

  • @tylern6420
    @tylern6420 4 роки тому +1

    Have you ever eaten a Pokémon before?
    1. Yes
    2. YES
    3. YeS
    4. MaYbE

  • @bobogus7559
    @bobogus7559 3 роки тому +2

    "There was a problem deserializing the object of type string" sounds like something programming related. I learned a bit of C++, including that strings were a type of variable that held text, and there is a concept called object-oriented programming.

  • @violetto3219
    @violetto3219 5 років тому +1

    mista is here but he doesn't even have his gun

  • @Raphipod
    @Raphipod 5 років тому

    Oh, you don’t know how much I love your editing skills...

  • @aprilisme7772
    @aprilisme7772 5 років тому +2

    Jessie and james: *blah blah* -
    Meowt: 1:59

  • @clairekoutras7335
    @clairekoutras7335 4 роки тому +1

    Im trying not to wake evervyone in my house up but I can't laugh quietly to this

  • @Baumstyler
    @Baumstyler 5 років тому +1

    Came here from the Failboat Video, this stuff is waay too good for under 100k subs (O_o)
    Subbed.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +1

      Appreciate it, was a lot of fun hanging with him :D

  • @mustythemilkman420
    @mustythemilkman420 Рік тому

    "you shout like a tangerine"
    yep, that's going in my next argument

  • @aceofspades8792
    @aceofspades8792 4 роки тому +3

    Are you still watching netflix?
    Someones daughter: 2:23

  • @purplesam2609
    @purplesam2609 4 роки тому

    That Kodak camera brought back so many memories at once

  • @giovannimazzurco4880
    @giovannimazzurco4880 3 роки тому +2

    6:35
    Electrode for president

  • @kayleesmith1268
    @kayleesmith1268 4 роки тому

    Me, lighting my cat on fire: oh, I wasn't supposed to do that?

  • @MetalizedSoul
    @MetalizedSoul 5 років тому

    this channel needs more subs these corruptions are golden

  • @iantaakalla8180
    @iantaakalla8180 5 років тому +5

    1:24 I guess Drowzee is a Jojo reference

  • @ineedtostopchangingthisacc6997
    @ineedtostopchangingthisacc6997 4 роки тому +1

    See drowsy as mista
    (Torture dance intensified)

  • @frequentlyfreddie
    @frequentlyfreddie 5 років тому +3

    This absolutely killed me lmao, it's just so perfect and I love it.

    • @fluvee
      @fluvee 5 років тому

      It hasn't even been up for 5 minutes but aight

    • @frequentlyfreddie
      @frequentlyfreddie 5 років тому

      @@fluvee speedwatching

    • @frequentlyfreddie
      @frequentlyfreddie 5 років тому

      @@fluvee at the time you posted that comment it had been up for about 9 minutes so ye

    • @fluvee
      @fluvee 5 років тому

      @@frequentlyfreddie At the time I posted my comment it was 2 minutes but sure ok buddy
      Wait nvm misunderstood what you said, engrish no good

  • @DaVince21
    @DaVince21 2 роки тому +1

    "There was an error deserializing object of type String".
    Oh wow, that's not Bing. That's the ROM translation tool (or alternatively, the Bing API) returning an error on something bizarre it couldn't handle!

  • @Bunni89
    @Bunni89 Місяць тому

    I find it so funny that amidst the nonsense there's just the actual japanese names.
    And they still sound so weird they fit perfectly

  • @BreadApologist
    @BreadApologist 3 роки тому +1

    Sadly it seems nobody has tried to create the ultimate bad crystal translation, by taking the infamous vietmanese version and then running that mess through several layers of bing / google translate and then showing it.

  • @KirbyMario12345_939
    @KirbyMario12345_939 4 роки тому +1

    Imagine if there was actually a Pokémon move that did something after 23 turns.

  • @youareoneant
    @youareoneant 5 років тому +1

    *BRAND NEW ACHE?!*
    *I would love some hanburger*
    *mother tell me what you did to sibling child*

  • @Zarwardo99
    @Zarwardo99 4 роки тому +1

    "I am Dumbass pimp" xD oh that killed me 😂😂😂

  • @JackanFor
    @JackanFor 5 років тому +1

    you asked for it
    someone’s going to make a yahoo emerald
    i hope you’re happy

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому

      I've been streaming Emerald & it is unfortunately more cursed than Yahoo, but yes I am happy if that's a thing

  • @michael-anthonypereira4470
    @michael-anthonypereira4470 4 роки тому +4

    1:24 is that a fricking jojo reference?

  • @mizukittyakinyama
    @mizukittyakinyama Рік тому

    2:56 this gets better with the knowledge that there's a professional smash player who mains jigglypuff named sin (tbf it does come from his surname sinclair but still funny)

  • @bdorsey19
    @bdorsey19 4 роки тому +1

    We learned why ash wanted to be a Pokémon trainer so bad, he wanted to be a dumbass Pokémon pimp, wait what are you doing to Pika chu? OH GOD NO

  • @kyro4101
    @kyro4101 3 роки тому +1

    2:55 Jigglypuff is a satanist now.

  • @MiyokuNakili
    @MiyokuNakili 5 років тому

    I’m so glad I found this channel

  • @LazerAnimations
    @LazerAnimations 4 роки тому +3

    2:56 killed me

  • @CYXXYC
    @CYXXYC 4 роки тому +2

    7:49 Very interesting, was that Bing, Game, or the rom hacking tool error? Maybe bing gave an error message instead of JSON serialized data, but rom tool tried to deserialize it anyway?

  • @gammmmmeeeerrrrrxxxx
    @gammmmmeeeerrrrrxxxx 4 роки тому +1

    When your'e little brother accidentally changes the language:

  • @cacto1680
    @cacto1680 4 роки тому

    a little bit of this (shows this in stats)
    and a little bit of that (shows that in stats)

  • @actupial
    @actupial Рік тому

    This looks a lot like the English Green bootleg that's been floating around for years

  • @unyuokuu5800
    @unyuokuu5800 4 роки тому +2

    I would love a pokemon called "groin"

  • @mollygrader4918
    @mollygrader4918 4 роки тому

    WHAT UNGODLY THINGS ARE YOU PLANING JIGGLY PUFF?
    This got me and the homies going!

  • @NGB1122
    @NGB1122 5 років тому +2

    Honestly, some of the best parts of these videos are your unscripted reactions!

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +1

      I have enjoyed mixing stream reactions with post commentary recently, it's fun