Pokémon Crystal badly translated with Bing

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  • @lennylikesmusic
    @lennylikesmusic 5 років тому +704

    Such a underappreciated channel.

  • @DessertArbiter
    @DessertArbiter 5 років тому +130

    vitals
    umbilical cord
    bruh what, stop fighting unborn babies smh

  • @KentuckyFriedAngels
    @KentuckyFriedAngels 5 років тому +173

    "I'm immediately unpopular"

  • @theicycharmander3324
    @theicycharmander3324 5 років тому +158

    4:59 Can't have a badly translated game without a swear word.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +52

      Unspoken law of translations

    • @Saver310
      @Saver310 2 роки тому

      Good ol' fucking fuck.

  • @ryanpoulos8232
    @ryanpoulos8232 5 років тому +170

    I A M D U M B A S S P I M P

  • @70sman
    @70sman 5 років тому +149

    When your boss catches you playing on your Gameboy at work
    11:41

  • @panykfelidae9018
    @panykfelidae9018 3 роки тому +98

    The "deserializing object of type string" wasn't Engrish, that was an error message from the translator that got stuck in as valid output. That's the message you get when bing's translator service gets messed up by trying to send bad output.
    That's amazing.

    • @TheDankBoi69
      @TheDankBoi69 2 роки тому +5

      In Google translate, when you translate a text too much, sometimes shows up a text about "AI" and "BT" idk

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheDankBoi69 really? huh, that's crazy

  • @Shydood
    @Shydood 5 років тому +264

    when you clip your nails and accidentally rip off a bit of skin:
    5:18

  • @TarigonTetradactyl
    @TarigonTetradactyl 5 років тому +206

    pk walk is honestly a really good move in both pokemon and earthbound
    it causes you to walk

    • @psionikal
      @psionikal 5 років тому +22

      imagine wasting pp on walking
      oh god

    • @TarigonTetradactyl
      @TarigonTetradactyl 5 років тому +23

      PK Sonikal ツ actually because im a girl, i have no pp to walk

    • @kornsuwin
      @kornsuwin 4 роки тому +5

      PK Sonikal ok

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 4 роки тому +3

      @@TarigonTetradactyl crippled biches don't even walk, like just movere crus already

    • @ImFangzBro
      @ImFangzBro Рік тому +1

      It's like Teleport, except you never teleport. You just move at high speed.

  • @lovepika911
    @lovepika911 4 роки тому +118

    Drowzee: Nicknamed Mista
    Also Drowzee: Female

    • @Frappuccinoo
      @Frappuccinoo 3 роки тому +10

      it was Mista from the Silver Chariot Requiem body swap

    • @Shadeblaster177
      @Shadeblaster177 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah but where is six pistols?

    • @aliendog7627
      @aliendog7627 2 роки тому +6

      trans drowsee

    • @LT-sy3on
      @LT-sy3on Рік тому +1

      Also also Drowzee: is at a level divisible by 4

    • @undefined6512
      @undefined6512 10 місяців тому

      Why are you gae?

  • @TheColorHopeIsBlue
    @TheColorHopeIsBlue 5 років тому +43

    Honestly my brain read "failure salary decreased" as like, you have a failure salary at your job. You literally get paid when you screw up. But then said failure salary is decreased. Which sucks because how else are you going to afford that important beanbag??

  • @vip3r-_-
    @vip3r-_- 3 роки тому +18

    My favorite insults-
    “Mid evil Luigi”
    “Rip-off Flowey”
    “You Shout Like A Tangarine”

  • @LT-sy3on
    @LT-sy3on Рік тому +5

    4:37
    “Master Wayne, please help. I’ve become a Pokémon route”

  • @pum6454
    @pum6454 5 років тому +128

    This just gave me dain bramage

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +35

      I actually thought the game gave me dyslexia, I'm glad I can speak properly once more

    • @pum6454
      @pum6454 5 років тому +20

      @@Killysunt btw I actually live in FUCK, stop by for a visit sometime

    • @jamesonshekmeister
      @jamesonshekmeister 5 років тому +10

      pum There is actually a town called Fucking in Austria.

    • @fakefirstnamefakelastname8305
      @fakefirstnamefakelastname8305 5 років тому +4

      Jimmy Joe Lol

    • @wut939
      @wut939 4 роки тому +4

      I live in probably.

  • @gameandchat
    @gameandchat 5 років тому +35

    I like to think that every mumble jumble of symbols is the game censoring someone cursing.
    And sometimes the game forgets to censor curse words.

  • @thatcanadianmanectric8458
    @thatcanadianmanectric8458 5 років тому +61

    Mom's cooking Glen Hamburger. Mom, what did you do to my brother?

  • @offaldivision8735
    @offaldivision8735 4 роки тому +17

    0:26
    "Alright, Stan. Another day, another random body pain." - Grunkle Stan

  • @koffinglolface1000
    @koffinglolface1000 5 років тому +33

    4:13 in this game you can attack trainers too

  • @LucyKosaki
    @LucyKosaki 4 роки тому +41

    Beedrills japanese name is actually the english word Spear. Same with Umbreon called "Blacky" in japan. A bunch of translations here are just romanizations or literal translations. The japanese names are in many cases very simple, like gloom being kusaihana (stinky flower) or the 3 legendary birds just called the english words Fire, Thunder and Freezer.

  • @vertical_alignment
    @vertical_alignment 5 років тому +34

    7:50 I spy a C# error. nice.

    • @bored_person
      @bored_person 4 роки тому +1

      Wasn't the game written in assembly?

    • @lily__r
      @lily__r 4 роки тому +7

      @@bored_person the automated ROM translator probably wasn't made in assembly though

  • @paxryderakakirbybisharp2310
    @paxryderakakirbybisharp2310 5 років тому +86

    Onix's Japanese name is technically Iwark, or Iwakku in general... I do have a cat named Onix, named after that said Pokemon also...

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +23

      INTERESTING. The Blue translation had similar instances! I'm obviously not thinking about it when streaming/making these though lol

    • @jeiku5041
      @jeiku5041 4 роки тому +4

      And Beedril is Spia, or Spear.

    • @KirbyMario12345_939
      @KirbyMario12345_939 4 роки тому +6

      Umbreon's Japanese name is legitimately “Blacky” when romanised.

    • @ryun.8072
      @ryun.8072 3 роки тому +2

      *iwaaku

  • @Tomsonic41
    @Tomsonic41 4 роки тому +10

    "You shout like tangerine"... do I really want to know where this is going?

  • @TheTradingHelm
    @TheTradingHelm 5 років тому +78

    I will never regret my donation thanks for the amazing content killy ily

  • @wiliusundefined8666
    @wiliusundefined8666 5 років тому +22

    0:09 I didn't know that GIR, from "Invader Zim", counts as a gender.

  • @jolynekujobackfromprison744
    @jolynekujobackfromprison744 5 років тому +36

    10:19 Honestly the best insult next to calling someone a Minecraft texture pack.

    • @cosmonaught3156
      @cosmonaught3156 4 роки тому +5

      Youre forgetting about "you shout like a tangerine"

  • @racheltheoctoling5708
    @racheltheoctoling5708 5 років тому +26

    *picks up pokeball*
    I am immediately unpopular!
    *sigh*

  • @r.j.j.o
    @r.j.j.o 5 років тому +172

    1:25 Mista, lvl 12
    12÷3=4
    Is this a JoJo reference?

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +60

      I'll allow it

    • @r.j.j.o
      @r.j.j.o 5 років тому +26

      Thank you, good sir.

    • @BAMGM
      @BAMGM 5 років тому +19

      Obligatory *MEEEEESTAAAAAAAAA*

    • @nolongerusing7430
      @nolongerusing7430 5 років тому +6

      @@BAMGM and theres me spamming 4s in a mista related comment so
      *44444444444444444444444444444444*

    • @jessicavandam7132
      @jessicavandam7132 4 роки тому +5

      sent help

  • @agriden_arts
    @agriden_arts 5 років тому +26

    Oh, I was expecting Vietnamese Crystal
    A welcome change of pace

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +8

      Probably wouldn't have been as stoked on this guys hacks if everyone already knew about them, hidden gems imo

  • @hotaruishere2133
    @hotaruishere2133 4 роки тому +15

    1:45
    I get that he was joking, but I felt like shining some light on that translation!! C:
    In Japanese, Umbreon's name is legitimately, and pathetically, "Blacky". Yup. Blacky. That's an official pokemon name. So "Black" isn't far off at all xD

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Рік тому

      Sounds cooler in Japanese I bet. Like how Mekankosappo sounds cooler in English.

  • @thunderbolt_blitz
    @thunderbolt_blitz 4 роки тому +14

    8:08 so The Persona 3 Protagonist Called and Said he's Depressed

  • @Agent_Pasta
    @Agent_Pasta 5 років тому +6

    5:05 that’s the danish word for cheese
    (OST)

  • @joshpauley289
    @joshpauley289 5 років тому +13

    Please keep doing these they are amazing!!

  • @astr0nomerjay
    @astr0nomerjay 3 роки тому +6

    1:13 Iwork is actually the Japanese name for Onix

  • @Kursed_Kreature
    @Kursed_Kreature 4 роки тому +6

    I love this man’s laugh, very contagious imo, fantastic videos though, you crack me up with all the context you try to create around these translations, i love it!

  • @rain8412
    @rain8412 4 роки тому +8

    “understand canvas” yeah, that’s what my teachers are trying to do.

  • @danielrodggaming4890
    @danielrodggaming4890 4 роки тому +9

    11:15 best move in SSBU

  • @StarTropicsKing
    @StarTropicsKing 3 роки тому +3

    “Mista! There’s no mrs in sight!”
    Mista: *is female*

  • @Death-gj2dn
    @Death-gj2dn 4 роки тому +4

    5:38 i was drinking milk
    and 9i laughed
    and some of it went upo my nose
    i
    thi
    fuckign decimate dme

  • @pokeguydj6923
    @pokeguydj6923 5 років тому +4

    Zzazz you the man! Good video sunt! So many potential screenshots I can use for future laughs

  • @Darkwind.
    @Darkwind. 3 роки тому +1

    1:23 I JUST GOT DONE WATCHING THE EMERALD BADLY TRANSLATED VIDEO AND THERE’S ALREADY MORE JOJO

  • @AuraelStar
    @AuraelStar 4 роки тому +2

    I just discover this channel, and after watching a couple videos, I feel like I never want to leave

  • @RobGrix
    @RobGrix 5 років тому +5

    I'm so glad I found this channel. Keep up the good shit (Y)
    ... now I wonder how Pokemon Vietamese Crystal going through Google Translate and then through Bing would be like.

  • @creature_of_fur
    @creature_of_fur 5 років тому +6

    Finally someone did a video on one of his ROM hacks, that's awesome editting work. And you also somehow managed to write a script for this video, science still can't understand how that happened

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +2

      I was mindblown that there weren't many playthroughs of them considering they've been around for so long, quality stuff

  • @duplicake
    @duplicake 3 роки тому +4

    Fun fact: ost means cheese in norwegian so whenever i see OST (original sound track) i read cheese

  • @Teirusu155
    @Teirusu155 5 років тому +18

    Actually I think Coil and Black (Japanese name for Umbreon is legitimately "Blacky") are correct translations.

    • @ManOfUnknownWorth
      @ManOfUnknownWorth 4 роки тому +4

      The Japanese names for a lot of early generation pokemon are pretty Engrishy. Someone already mentioned that Beedrill is "Spear," but there many others that are arguably worse. The Legendary Birds being "Freezer," "Thunder," and "Fire" is quite laughable. Drowzee and Hypno are "Sleep" and "Sleeper" respectively. The worst ones are Gastly and Haunter, who are "Ghos" and "Ghost" respectively.

  • @dubaru0
    @dubaru0 5 років тому +32

    Where's the representation for us Yahoo boys?

  • @hanspetrich6520
    @hanspetrich6520 5 років тому +4

    All those memories of the streams have cumulated in this most ambitious crossover of Pokémon and Bing
    What a great time to be alive

  • @beckybecky125
    @beckybecky125 5 років тому +3

    3:18 Kick, Waz? (kiss) *_M E O W . J a m ._* (laughing) *_Shit._*

  • @anthonytheriault7401
    @anthonytheriault7401 5 років тому +20

    2:03
    You're pokemon's name is a jojo reference now

  • @sgs_
    @sgs_ 4 роки тому +2

    "this kept up the games is by interpretation, what can I do?" that was my translation from english and latin and then to english

  • @TheSixteen60
    @TheSixteen60 5 років тому +2

    2:57 what ungodly actions are you planning jigglypuff

  • @Com2486
    @Com2486 2 роки тому +2

    7:48
    Me when bing can't literally do the only thing it was meant to do

  • @thedeeprot
    @thedeeprot 5 років тому +57

    :D

  • @zwizii688
    @zwizii688 5 років тому +9

    "Badly" is a relative term

  • @WitchAngelNekora
    @WitchAngelNekora 5 років тому +20

    I need to find this to do a freakin' playthrough! XD it's so poorly translated, it's gonna give my viewers a laugh~

  • @michael-anthonypereira4470
    @michael-anthonypereira4470 4 роки тому +4

    1:24 is that a fricking jojo reference?

  • @monkeysstalkingbananas7842
    @monkeysstalkingbananas7842 5 років тому +4

    8:38 what's the background music?

  • @MannySMG
    @MannySMG 5 років тому +16

    This is fooking legendary

    • @dragondiana8
      @dragondiana8 5 років тому +1

      Like the item "spedr"? "The quickness to fuck it"? xDD

  • @xkray556
    @xkray556 4 роки тому +5

    0:38 GLEN HAMBURGER 😂

  • @bobogus7559
    @bobogus7559 2 роки тому +2

    "There was a problem deserializing the object of type string" sounds like something programming related. I learned a bit of C++, including that strings were a type of variable that held text, and there is a concept called object-oriented programming.

  • @aprilisme7772
    @aprilisme7772 5 років тому +2

    Jessie and james: *blah blah* -
    Meowt: 1:59

  • @whahayheuhejnfjwnwinjinjis5073
    @whahayheuhejnfjwnwinjinjis5073 5 років тому +28

    5:02 I LITERALLY DIED LAUGHTDKMDNDJD
    that made me wheeze so hard

  • @HibikiOtonokoji
    @HibikiOtonokoji 3 роки тому +3

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while, I love your channel

  • @giovannimazzurco4880
    @giovannimazzurco4880 3 роки тому +5

    10:09
    I love this one XD

  • @cubot1352
    @cubot1352 5 років тому +6

    best type is shit 3:22

  • @CYXXYC
    @CYXXYC 4 роки тому +2

    7:49 Very interesting, was that Bing, Game, or the rom hacking tool error? Maybe bing gave an error message instead of JSON serialized data, but rom tool tried to deserialize it anyway?

  • @5Porygon
    @5Porygon 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :)

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 роки тому

      Appreciate it very much, always making stuff even if i'm a bit slow

  • @violetto3219
    @violetto3219 5 років тому +1

    mista is here but he doesn't even have his gun

  • @iantaakalla8180
    @iantaakalla8180 5 років тому +5

    1:24 I guess Drowzee is a Jojo reference

  • @aceofspades8792
    @aceofspades8792 4 роки тому +3

    Are you still watching netflix?
    Someones daughter: 2:23

  • @DaVince21
    @DaVince21 2 роки тому +1

    "There was an error deserializing object of type String".
    Oh wow, that's not Bing. That's the ROM translation tool (or alternatively, the Bing API) returning an error on something bizarre it couldn't handle!

  • @tylern6420
    @tylern6420 4 роки тому +1

    Have you ever eaten a Pokémon before?
    1. Yes
    2. YES
    3. YeS
    4. MaYbE

  • @giovannimazzurco4880
    @giovannimazzurco4880 3 роки тому +2

    6:35
    Electrode for president

  • @KirbyMario12345_939
    @KirbyMario12345_939 4 роки тому +1

    Imagine if there was actually a Pokémon move that did something after 23 turns.

  • @sivanhedoesstuff
    @sivanhedoesstuff 4 роки тому +1

    1:23 _is he afraid of the number 4_

  • @KirbyMario12345_939
    @KirbyMario12345_939 4 роки тому

    Thanks for introducing me to TheZZAZZGlitch. It’s a very good channel.

  • @bdorsey19
    @bdorsey19 4 роки тому +1

    We learned why ash wanted to be a Pokémon trainer so bad, he wanted to be a dumbass Pokémon pimp, wait what are you doing to Pika chu? OH GOD NO

  • @mizukittyakinyama
    @mizukittyakinyama Рік тому

    2:56 this gets better with the knowledge that there's a professional smash player who mains jigglypuff named sin (tbf it does come from his surname sinclair but still funny)

  • @BreadApologist
    @BreadApologist 3 роки тому +1

    Sadly it seems nobody has tried to create the ultimate bad crystal translation, by taking the infamous vietmanese version and then running that mess through several layers of bing / google translate and then showing it.

  • @inukoinu.k9
    @inukoinu.k9 4 роки тому +2

    as soon as i heard “spear” i was guessing Beedrill ‘cause it’s japanese name is Spear.

  • @purplesam2609
    @purplesam2609 4 роки тому

    That Kodak camera brought back so many memories at once

  • @Raphipod
    @Raphipod 5 років тому

    Oh, you don’t know how much I love your editing skills...

  • @mustythemilkman420
    @mustythemilkman420 Рік тому

    "you shout like a tangerine"
    yep, that's going in my next argument

  • @77_dolphins33
    @77_dolphins33 5 років тому +3

    I can confirm that the streams are very fun to support.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +1

      I can confirm that 77 dolphins is fun

  • @ineedtostopchangingthisacc6997
    @ineedtostopchangingthisacc6997 4 роки тому +1

    See drowsy as mista
    (Torture dance intensified)

  • @kyro4101
    @kyro4101 3 роки тому +1

    2:55 Jigglypuff is a satanist now.

  • @clairekoutras7335
    @clairekoutras7335 3 роки тому +1

    Im trying not to wake evervyone in my house up but I can't laugh quietly to this

  • @Number1BoraFan
    @Number1BoraFan 4 роки тому +2

    12:16 i heard the secret message "pog"

  • @youareoneant
    @youareoneant 5 років тому +1

    *BRAND NEW ACHE?!*
    *I would love some hanburger*
    *mother tell me what you did to sibling child*

  • @feiradragon7915
    @feiradragon7915 4 роки тому

    Looks like in this translation, the player character canonically likes to screw trees. How weird.

  • @kayleesmith1268
    @kayleesmith1268 4 роки тому

    Me, lighting my cat on fire: oh, I wasn't supposed to do that?

  • @unyuokuu5800
    @unyuokuu5800 4 роки тому +2

    I would love a pokemon called "groin"

  • @Bunni89
    @Bunni89 12 днів тому

    I find it so funny that amidst the nonsense there's just the actual japanese names.
    And they still sound so weird they fit perfectly

  • @maythe15015
    @maythe15015 4 роки тому +1

    Ok but the first call is actually an error message bc the message it was trying to display was corrupted

  • @Baumstyler
    @Baumstyler 5 років тому +1

    Came here from the Failboat Video, this stuff is waay too good for under 100k subs (O_o)
    Subbed.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  5 років тому +1

      Appreciate it, was a lot of fun hanging with him :D

  • @autisticfrogza
    @autisticfrogza 5 років тому

    In Pokemon Crystal, you play as a ginger b_st_rd orphan in the middle of medicine ridden Florida out to collect an important beanbag and Doug with your trusty partner: Ness, who was left in a wheelchair after his appearances in super smash bros, however he can PK walk, somehow being useful to the main character, and then meets the love of their life: a tree.

  • @actupial
    @actupial Рік тому

    This looks a lot like the English Green bootleg that's been floating around for years

  • @cacto1680
    @cacto1680 4 роки тому

    a little bit of this (shows this in stats)
    and a little bit of that (shows that in stats)

  • @frequentlyfreddie
    @frequentlyfreddie 5 років тому +3

    This absolutely killed me lmao, it's just so perfect and I love it.

    • @fluvee
      @fluvee 5 років тому

      It hasn't even been up for 5 minutes but aight

    • @frequentlyfreddie
      @frequentlyfreddie 5 років тому

      @@fluvee speedwatching

    • @frequentlyfreddie
      @frequentlyfreddie 5 років тому

      @@fluvee at the time you posted that comment it had been up for about 9 minutes so ye

    • @fluvee
      @fluvee 5 років тому

      @@frequentlyfreddie At the time I posted my comment it was 2 minutes but sure ok buddy
      Wait nvm misunderstood what you said, engrish no good

  • @Number1BoraFan
    @Number1BoraFan 4 роки тому +2

    10:21 I'm dumbass from watching pimpnite