Nah, what thoses aides were saying is that Professor Oak (the Authority Pokemon) is the pokemon they're currently researching, hence why he's in the lab. He was trying to escape when he ran into you trying to go into the tall grass and then you took him back to the lab because he called you insecure. See, it all makes sense.
Dexamethasone is basically a drug that prevents inflammation from something like an allergic reaction; therefore, Oak is allergic to pokemon which is why he cant complete it himself
Jord Kooijman you do realise that it was a joke, right? I’m guessing based on something that was said in the video. Although it has been a year since I saw it
Porygon should be its own type, I think Z-move Power Point Polypropylene is Porygon and its evolutions shooting plastic sticks that they manifest from their power of 3D printing.
The Majin Buu voice you gave Nurse Joy fits soooo perfectly with this dialogue and gives me life xD LOL I would sooo be down to watch an entire playthrough of this version xD
This wasn't just translated from the original Japanese through Google Translate because "Pokédex" is "pokemon zukan" in Japanese. There's no way that would translate to "dexamethasone" since it doesn't even mean "index". It means "field guide". When I put it through google translate manually, it came up with "Pokemon pictorial book" or "Pokédex", depending on if you use hiragana or kanji for "zukan". Pokéball wouldn't be there either since it's called "monster ball" in Japanese. I wonder how this was really done? It's a really interesting translation because I'm not even quite sure how some of it happened.
10:23 bruh there is reasons. 1. Pokemon arent normal animals, they like fighting and gaining strenght 2.trainers like pokemon and pokemons fight wins make them happy
Patterrz, dude. I've taken a long hiatus from Pokémon videos in general but I'm at the 2:09 mark and just CRYING from laughing so hard. PLEASE, make more of this.
This game is much more scientific than a normal Pokemon game. Dare I say this is Pokemon Blue: Educational Version? This is the game that they sent to Medical School children, before realize they actually sent beta V 1.0 instead of the completed game
What I can't believe is why the english version hid such important lore. Pokemon need to be jacked up on polypropylene to use moves and Professor Oak is handing out devices pack full of drugs.
how to shiny hunt with google translate To start hunting in the wild, you must first choose which Pokemon you want to hunt. Be it Wolf or Welderd, choose a target and go to the place where the most amazing monsters play (find all of our Pokémon Square games and our Shield Guide). Talking with Oak Hello! Welcome to the world of Pokemon. My name is Ozol. People call me a Pokemon teacher. In this world, monsters are called Pokemon! To some, they are Pokemon creatures. Some people use it to fight. Personality ... I am the main player in learning Pokemon. First of all, what is your name? GOOD! So your name is "K or Cutter". This is my cousin. He has been your enemy since childhood. What is his name? GOOD! I remember now. It is called "Competition". Your Pokemon story will open soon. The dream world of Pokemon և its victims is waiting for you. Clear:
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Nah, what thoses aides were saying is that Professor Oak (the Authority Pokemon) is the pokemon they're currently researching, hence why he's in the lab. He was trying to escape when he ran into you trying to go into the tall grass and then you took him back to the lab because he called you insecure. See, it all makes sense.
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@@professoroak8655 Pat he's escaped again!
I do not feel very safe, maybe I should move to Johto
Run...
*Pokemon crystal Bing version exists*
Proffeser Oak:uhm well of to uhm skip a few generations to unova
You're not safe anywhere
we need to send you to an old person home, you can't talk right anymore.
Bing: you can't escape me
Dexamethasone is basically a drug that prevents inflammation from something like an allergic reaction; therefore, Oak is allergic to pokemon which is why he cant complete it himself
Wait, but Danif took Oak's Pokédexamethasone. Does that mean that Oak is now susceptible to inflammation if he comes into to contact with Squirtle? =o
DANIF is my favourite Protagonist.
No translation can beat "DRUG BAG F**K" or "the trashy strolling is an eyesore!"
Crystal Vietnamese version is insane
I'll still never understand buying Pokeballs right away instead of fighting the rival again, then returning to Oak's lab for the five free balls.
no one:
characters in badly translated pokemon blue every sentence: ONMON
onmon
yourmon
@@leeannhutchings6135 not funny, didn't laugh
Offmon
@@freddykrueger1699"Offmon Digivolve to.... Onmon!" Didn't expect a reference to a Tamagotchi spin-off in a Pokémon video, now, did you?
You thought Pokédex stood for Pokémon index? Haha, you fool! It’s clearly the Pokédexamethasone
Ok
Dexamethasone is an adrenal cortex hormone. Mainly used for nausea, cancer and severe inflammation
Jord Kooijman you do realise that it was a joke, right? I’m guessing based on something that was said in the video. Although it has been a year since I saw it
*SEES THE TITLE*
Prepares my self to die of laughter
"Bulbasaur gets 69. *NICE* " LMAO
"WELL DONE BULBASAUR, YOU FOREHEAD" thats the most family friendly insult i've ever heard XD
Make this into a small series! This makes me laugh so much my tummy hurts xD
I agree
Power Point Polypropylene sounds like a Z move not gonna lie
Seb Scaife data type z-move
Porygons special Z-Move
Porygon should be its own type, I think Z-move Power Point Polypropylene is Porygon and its evolutions shooting plastic sticks that they manifest from their power of 3D printing.
And a Digital type dinosaur and dog/cat branch evolution should be added if they thought Digital type wasn't stupid.
ikr XD
When you screw up and your mom calls you by your full name.
Mom- POKÉMON DEXAMETHASONE
Pokédex- oh shit
I, too, try to complete the pokedexamethasone
This reminds me of Vietnamese version...
Which you haven't brought back
SELECT THE HOLY FIGURE, OKAY?
"He has been your opponent because you are a baby"
-Pokemon Blue Google translate 2021
Iris translate this line XD
@@RedoCasshan ikr what a kid
“Power point” hmm... wait, is this sponsored by Microsoft?
"You are a baby" in the starting cutscene was hilaiorus
The Majin Buu voice you gave Nurse Joy fits soooo perfectly with this dialogue and gives me life xD LOL I would sooo be down to watch an entire playthrough of this version xD
The editing on this was great, I'd like to see more of this type of editing in your next one-off videos as well
This needs to be a series! 😂😂😂
He is your opponent because you a baby
Me: I didn’t know this game roasts
“Bulbasaur down”
Damn it, I was invested in the bulbasaur stock market!
I need an entire series of this, it's hilarious
“You are a baby”
This wasn't just translated from the original Japanese through Google Translate because "Pokédex" is "pokemon zukan" in Japanese. There's no way that would translate to "dexamethasone" since it doesn't even mean "index". It means "field guide". When I put it through google translate manually, it came up with "Pokemon pictorial book" or "Pokédex", depending on if you use hiragana or kanji for "zukan". Pokéball wouldn't be there either since it's called "monster ball" in Japanese. I wonder how this was really done? It's a really interesting translation because I'm not even quite sure how some of it happened.
If I had any skills to make these I would make my cursed pkmn yellow mod but I suck and it's hilarious.
being rivals because ur a baby *claps* this is the best game in history
10:23 bruh there is reasons.
1. Pokemon arent normal animals, they like fighting and gaining strenght
2.trainers like pokemon and pokemons fight wins make them happy
Apparently Google translate oak is Drunken Yoda.
This video made me laugh a few times. Thank you Pat, very cool!
Welcome Pokemon, The World
instant JoJo reference
Oh no this poor guy was cursed with a voice almost exactly like Verlisify...
0:54 let's pokemon the world
People asking me: what? You‘re 21 abd still playing Pokemon??
Me: no? (Mma announcer voice) I‘m playing Poké onmon!!!
Patterrz, dude. I've taken a long hiatus from Pokémon videos in general but I'm at the 2:09 mark and just CRYING from laughing so hard.
PLEASE, make more of this.
I could not stop laughing when watching :D
Keep up the great work Danif... I mean Patterrz
Bulbasasur is clearly the best Pokémo- no, I got that wrong
Bulbasaur is clearly the best Poké in onmon existance!
Google translate...
My only weakness.
6:25 FATAL BLOW?!
What is this?! Mortal Kombat XI?
maybe it's kind of a sexual thing or something
Your oak impersonation is legendary
ah danif, my favorite protagonist
Truly a valiant hero
@@Patterrz charles
please do more of this patterrz i have never laughed so hard in my life
“They are on the inside Poké the ball” and already I’m laughing
The move names are all correct because the capitalized word are considered seperate from the rest of the text.
Oak is now a pokemon.
"Pokémon
Fithing for"
This remainds me of:
"WHAT IM FITHING FOR?"
New theore confirmed?
Pokemon blue but everyone and everything is drunk
I shouldn't have tried to drink whilst watching this XD
This is the greatest video ive ever watched im laughing so hard
Peaches same
Next time ima name myself Danif and my rival Translate
is no one gonna talk about the fact that below squirtle was tinyturtle
i like how the pokemon centre sign is just
P O K E
(10:49)
No dialogue is more funny to read than Google translated dialogue.
God one year later and this is still hilarious
I love how he reads it in suuuupperrr funny voices
I think "onmon" is just something like "man" and stuff you just add to sentence in this world. Like "Man, I'm tired.", but like "I'm tired, onmon."
That just sounds like Vietnamese Crystal with less steps
Omg I can‘t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
Edit: these videos are one reason why your channel is so special, I love them 😂😂😂
2:51 the mom sounds exactly like teen girl squad from homestar runner
I need 100 more episodes STAT
All that random chemistry makes my chemist's heart pound faster :D
9:09 12:18 when mom calls you by your full name
professor oak is a pokemon lets go and catch him
I do not approve
Excuse me but after you gave Oak's Parcel to the Professor Himself you and rival gets 5 Pokeballs.
I love how all the NPC's talk like 3 year olds.
Pokemon-Star Wars crossover confirmed by Oak.
Gotta catch 'em all! Poké onmon
Gotta catch 'em all!!
My stomach hurts me because i laughed so hard
These wierd things are the reason i see your content
Can you please do a playthrough on yo kai watch 3?please!
I want an entire playthrough on this
This is high quality content. That was hilarious thank you UA-cam for recommending this to me randomly.
Temmie made this with Yoda's help
“Welcome! Pokémon 「THE WORLD」!”
You can tell this is a bad translation because "Tackle" and "Growl" are not "Body Blow" and Cry".
I laughed so hard,but lucky my family is not home
This game is much more scientific than a normal Pokemon game. Dare I say this is Pokemon Blue: Educational Version?
This is the game that they sent to Medical School children, before realize they actually sent beta V 1.0 instead of the completed game
Small angle? Is the Pokédex trying to say Nidoran is acute?
8:22 from know on I will call you Danif the potion
9:38
power point polypropylene
to complement the *PP*
PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE
“B O Y S”
I couldn’t agree more
The old intro is so nostalgic
Patterrz Voicing Prof. Oak will Be Perfect
2:50 WHY IS HIS MOM TOAD
I love how it’s *almost* decent grammar. It’s just off enough to sound like caveman or some versions of Hulk and it’s hilarious 😆
It sounds like everyone is speaking in riddles
1:04 Jotaro’s greatest fear or his biggest achievement
More funny than minecraft on Google translate
1:50 XD!!!! I cant breathe, call the ambulance
“Hi! I AM A POKÉMON MART!”
For a second at the start I thought this is Verslify
Also, ZZAZZ translates Pokémon games? Nah he is a hardcore glitch scientist,
Hi love your channel this is a awesome video , at least the dialogue professer oak has is somewhat like the original
6:25 When pokemon turns into Mortal Kombat
Injury or co.
Hurting people since 1969
Polypropylene and Dexamethasone, why do the japanese use such big words in a children's game?
What I can't believe is why the english version hid such important lore. Pokemon need to be jacked up on polypropylene to use moves and Professor Oak is handing out devices pack full of drugs.
I _want_ to see a full playthrough of this
When "from/since" and "because" are the same word :).
Wait can you randomise these versions becaus ethat would be a hilarious LP
0:58 Professor oak has a stroke
how to shiny hunt with google translate
To start hunting in the wild, you must first choose which Pokemon you want to hunt. Be it Wolf or Welderd, choose a target and go to the place where the most amazing monsters play (find all of our Pokémon Square games and our Shield Guide).
Talking with Oak
Hello! Welcome to the world of Pokemon. My name is Ozol. People call me a Pokemon teacher. In this world, monsters are called Pokemon! To some, they are Pokemon creatures. Some people use it to fight. Personality ... I am the main player in learning Pokemon. First of all, what is your name? GOOD! So your name is "K or Cutter". This is my cousin. He has been your enemy since childhood. What is his name? GOOD! I remember now. It is called "Competition". Your Pokemon story will open soon. The dream world of Pokemon և its victims is waiting for you. Clear: