had a dream Carson mentioned me like months after he banned me like "hey remember ____" and i was watching him and he started crying and bouncing up and down, then it hard cut to his chair with a disgusting brownish-green stain, and he pointed out different "landmarks" of the stain with a laser pointer. Anyway great video
oxygen bro? 😂😂😂 bro that aint his name bro 😂😂😂 come on bro 😂😂😂 bro i swear yall always comin up with the goofiest names bro 😂😂bro oxygen man yall too much 😂😂😂 bro think hes a molecule bro 😂😂😂 bro thinks hes an atom bro 😂😂😂 bro thinks hes a gas 😂😂😂 bro yall too funny
Sometimes Wheatley will go full-on baby using keyboard mode and make shit up like "bhutia" "atua" or "baba". Where'd google translate even get all that like wtf
Sometimes the translation breaks down and it can't make it back to english, usually because a word doesn't have a direct enough translation or some rare combination of translations just makes gibberish to allow the rest to work.
My suspicion is that "God" somehow got mangled into "Atua." I have absolutely zero clue regarding the other two, though. Bhutia is apparently a Tibetan ethnic group, so I suppose something could have led there with enough translations, but hecking "Baba??"
15:55 Love you dune say Love you dune say Making my mind quace Oh chel Gawdia is an icover Gawdia is an icover Ah my misfortune Ah my fire is gone Oh crap, my crap Oh my misfortune
God I haven't laughed so hard in a WHILE, like I did not expect the end song to be translated too, and after laughing for so long I was about to be done and then glados all of a sudden says "I W A N T Y O U" and I start wheezing again
That one-two-three punch at the end fucked me up bad(in a good way), I passed out from laughing too hard/much. “I want you.” “My nation is surrounded by wasps, and (t)horny spirits.” . “I can have dementia..”
my cat got ran over today (she is somehow fine) and ive had the worst day. This was a great video to help lighten my mood lots, my stomach is sore from laughing
of ALL the Google Translated mods for him to start with, I didn't think he'd start with the one where half the dialogue is already nonsensical to begin with
i sure hope wheatley doesnt say anything horribly racist
He might say something political
Atua!
Atua!
Atua!
NNNNGH!
Surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits is so fucking awesome
by far my favouritw
Don’t forget the “My nation” at the start
"My Nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits" goes hard
🔥
That’s a death grips song if I’ve ever heard one
Mario luther king: 14:28
He died for our sins
Yahoo I have a dream
i think u spelled chris pratt wrong
the REAL mlk
Idk why people keep shit talking the goat
13:50 had me in genuine tears
why did he say it like that 😭😭😭
Carson: ✋😐🤚
i literally laughed so hard at that
"What would you do to me?"
had a dream Carson mentioned me like months after he banned me like "hey remember ____" and i was watching him and he started crying and bouncing up and down, then it hard cut to his chair with a disgusting brownish-green stain, and he pointed out different "landmarks" of the stain with a laser pointer. Anyway great video
This all happened btw
Geography is an important area of study
@@CallMeCarsonLIVEYou need to make this video become a reality.
^ Just realised I died yesterday so I couldn't have commented this
I'm actually crying
4:59 why is this so funny to me
Nice liberal you’re to thicc for this
this woman is TOO gay !!
DIOS MIOS ! A LIBERAL !
16:25 "I want you." made me laugh so hard i had a heart palpitation
The way the music cuts out for that line 😂
Gavin possessed the song
7:27 The pause as he charged up his zestometer.
17 minutes of Carson saying "guys, watch this" and ruining everything
every video
He just wont stop having confidence
B a b a
IS YOU
Uku
Carson laughing hysterically at baby noises
Face, my girl!
Owu
oxygen do you like garn47
CARRR
car😂
oxygen bro? 😂😂😂 bro that aint his name bro 😂😂😂 come on bro 😂😂😂 bro i swear yall always comin up with the goofiest names bro 😂😂bro oxygen man yall too much 😂😂😂 bro think hes a molecule bro 😂😂😂 bro thinks hes an atom bro 😂😂😂 bro thinks hes a gas 😂😂😂 bro yall too funny
@@beverage_ They say one drink a day, beverage!
Dude I wish he’d get really into Garn
16:26 Actually crying. Had to pause the vid for a solid minute to stop laughing. I hate this, give us more
Sometimes Wheatley will go full-on baby using keyboard mode and make shit up like "bhutia" "atua" or "baba". Where'd google translate even get all that like wtf
Sometimes the translation breaks down and it can't make it back to english, usually because a word doesn't have a direct enough translation or some rare combination of translations just makes gibberish to allow the rest to work.
My suspicion is that "God" somehow got mangled into "Atua."
I have absolutely zero clue regarding the other two, though. Bhutia is apparently a Tibetan ethnic group, so I suppose something could have led there with enough translations, but hecking "Baba??"
@@kashino55archive94 Baba is You
@@CrimsonTy I had no idea Wheatley was a fan!
16:31 how did this change so much
Reminds me of that Cars clip where McQueen is happy to be back in radiator springs...and mator...well yk
@@GarroThposer i want you.
@@acquaintedfowl1767w..what?
9:32 BABA 🫥
"My nation is surrounded by wasps, and thorny spirits" is probably the hardest line of time
7:30 Been a while since I laughed this hard.
The one thing I never thought I would hear from Wheatley is him calling you a queen in a "slay" voice
He fuckin charged it up too, he was channeling the stonewall riots within
Martin Luther King Jr on August 28, 1963: 14:28
Mario Luther king
are you voting for wheatley or glados in the 2024 election
what's whatley's views on mexican immigrants
@@petscopfan335 13:52
@@peut-etre yeah im voting for glados
@@peut-etrevoting for Wheatley
Wheatley is constantly being censored by the woke media
ALPHA PUMP IN YOUR HAND!!!!
I love having alpha pumps in my hands
3:30 that's when Gavin joined the crew
Cave of Johnson lines go hard
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I’m a lemon
8:02 POV my first video appearance and it’s about my honkers goddamnit
hey dont worry its okay plenty of people go through honkers too
tmi
my first video appearance was about the trout population, we all gotta start somewhere
i yearn for my first cmc appearance to reference my honkers
i also have boobs
2:00 brought tear to my eye. I've been waiting for a moment like that for 13 years
13:55 WHAT DID HE SAY!?!?!?!?
15:43 Thou madest, thou dumb man, dumb!
somebody said poop what the hell
carson really needs to start censoring swear words
dude what the cr*p????
Shit
@@Kutomi1 YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!
16:31 monaco citizens (they live near french people)
15:23 POLAND MENTIONED 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
JAM JEST KARSON SOPLICA!!!!
15:55
Love you dune say
Love you dune say
Making my mind quace
Oh chel
Gawdia is an icover
Gawdia is an icover
Ah my misfortune
Ah my fire is gone
Oh crap, my crap
Oh my misfortune
10:21 voice sounds like toad from garten of banban
God I haven't laughed so hard in a WHILE, like I did not expect the end song to be translated too, and after laughing for so long I was about to be done and then glados all of a sudden says "I W A N T Y O U" and I start wheezing again
Damn how can people root for Wheatley, he literally said the N-word 😢
Wheatley saying "I can have Dementia" like he was smiling about it floored me
dude carson actually has been the only guy to make me laugh on yt for the last year lmao he is just old youtube i love it
Oh aorta like the rebrand video
That one-two-three punch at the end fucked me up bad(in a good way), I passed out from laughing too hard/much.
“I want you.”
“My nation is surrounded by wasps, and (t)horny spirits.” . “I can have dementia..”
Hawk atua!
Hawk god!
Hawk god!
I honestly very much appreciate this translation being fully voice-acted. That's a lot of effort that they absolutely did not have to do.
11:05 I always knew Social Media was a grim cess pit buried several meters underground.
9:11 hi carson 👋
7:00 can people draw fan art of this? haha!
wow carbonese this was a sick video. i have a foot fetish. this video was so fun and enjoyable. you should do more videos like this in the future!
bro dropped a fun fact
🦶?
This comment is like the tiktok recipe videos with the half second of dudes kissing
I washed my face this morning
as a fellow human, i also indeed sanitized my facial structure
I washed your face too
Mouthwashing
This is like if Chell had more obvious brain damage
9:08 hi Wheatley!
He really says it with that AH at the end, I'm fucking dying.
there were so many bangers in this i just kept crying of laughter.
15 (Fifteen) ACRES of broken glass.
“You science monster”
This mod is like how Gavin talks normally.
9:11 this one is so stupid but I almost spit out my drink
This man is Happy
I haven't laughed this hard at any video in a long while. "I Burned down your house. I'm a Lemon"
16:26 "i want you."
My nation is surrounded by wasps, and thorny spirits.
after seeing carson struggle with the kindergarten level puzzles of banban and poppy, having him play portal 2 seems excrutiatiing
ah yes, everybody's favorite "my nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits" core
There's no way this got made into a video.
my nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits
I started brushing ny teeth near the end and nearly spit everywhere
Shrimp drink? i sure hope it does
What if you wanted to go to heaven but GOD said: "Atua!!"
My nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits, i can have dementia.
Can’t believe you cut out “This is your old friend, madame neurotoxin”
THE DARK ROOM WITH CHAIROLD!?!? HOPEFULLY IT DOESN'T HURT YOU!!! *thunderous applause*
"i have a dream, Okay - N" is an amazing racist quote.
what a good video i sure do hope Wheatley doesn't say a slur
Can we have Gavin say - “Tamtama Brasov or Quadros?” Feel like that fits him
"my nation is surrounded by wasps and thorny spirits."
This was a totally garnular video, Cast Iron, have you considered playing Garn47 on stream, it's awesome
my cat got ran over today (she is somehow fine) and ive had the worst day. This was a great video to help lighten my mood lots, my stomach is sore from laughing
I'M BACK
40 YEARS
“Thou madest, thou dumb man, DUMB!” At 15:40 got me bad
12:49 Carson being utterly dumbfounded at that statement had me in tears😂
13:54
we got wheatly saying the n word before gta 6
i cried laughing at this video... reminded me of simpler times...
As someone whos never seen a Portal 2 playthrough, this was a perfect first exposure to it
this video made me freaking cry laughing
This video had me crying of laughter holy cow
You are a science monster.
WHEATTHINS SAID WHAT???
i'm glad hawk tuah is in this one
This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen in a long time!
8:15 The banner does NOT say bring your daughter to work
Please keep doing translate videos they are so funny.
16 minutes of Carson failing every Portal 2 Speedrunning “ Trick “
atua chat haha get it??..... hawk tuah!!
American Hawk: I'm a Hawk!
Canadian Hawk: I'm a Hawk, too! Eh?
8:51 why does Hui Ola. ae 'ae a musical masterpiece
Portal but the translate hurts you
"I can have dementia, really sick yo"
I actually found this video very enjoyable, keep it up 👍
of ALL the Google Translated mods for him to start with, I didn't think he'd start with the one where half the dialogue is already nonsensical to begin with
-He clearly likes it.-
This man is happy!
best part of the stream was seeing chat/carsons ability to use english tank by the end
"Yahoo! I have a dream." - Mario Luther King Jr.
This is just the normal carson experience.
this probably the lore accurate way of what the main character hears
We need a you laugh you lose version where you spin the wheel each time you laugh.