Pokémon Emerald badly translated using random internet posts

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  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan 4 роки тому +985

    Eggman’s announcement should tell you that it truly is “badly translated.”

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 роки тому +144

      or perhaps brilliantly

    • @CyberdustStudios
      @CyberdustStudios 4 роки тому +45

      @@Killysunt Have you've seen Sonic Adventure 2 dubbed? That was where the line at 7:45 was from.

    • @Avriel_Mimiga
      @Avriel_Mimiga 3 роки тому +1

      @@CyberdustStudios and the distracted asshole's quote is the dark story eggman announcement

    • @sleepy-emerald
      @sleepy-emerald 3 роки тому +5

      Have you seen Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal? If you like this٫ you may like that one.

    • @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132
      @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 2 роки тому +5

      This what you want op 7:42 9:01

  • @crushbeast29
    @crushbeast29 4 роки тому +1017

    I was crying for 24 minutes. Thank you.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 роки тому +140

      glad it didn't feel dragged lol

    • @itsamusicthing
      @itsamusicthing 4 роки тому +38

      Yo I feel the same, I feel like I'm gonna literally die from laugher because I can't breathe half the time

    • @NedHFlanders
      @NedHFlanders 4 роки тому +19

      Man you must be extremely sad luckily I have a solution for you we have a large hot and ready pizza at papa John's for only 13:99$

    • @hazlpaws
      @hazlpaws 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah, more like 24 minutes 38 seconds.

    • @ZenithRhythmOfficial
      @ZenithRhythmOfficial 4 роки тому +5

      In a good way or a bad way

  • @MDTravisYT
    @MDTravisYT 4 роки тому +448

    7:43 Looks like eggman's announcement got into pokemon somehow

    • @NathanTheMan
      @NathanTheMan 4 роки тому +42

      It also appears at 9:03 and 9:16

    • @applechoco483
      @applechoco483 4 роки тому +28

      You can even see the first hints of it a few seconds before at 7:41.
      "ampillows. Look a? it look"
      Kecleon's not gonna be too happy once he sees a hedgehog Pokemon...

    • @theforbiddensauce
      @theforbiddensauce 4 роки тому +5

      MCTravisYT I nearly fucking cried

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 4 роки тому +630

    19:04
    "set off a grenade in your house!"
    Like that guy from 4chan that found a WWII frag grenade in the woods somewhere and then asked 4chan what to do with it? And of course they tell him to pull the pin and flush it down the toilet, and the absolute madlad actually does that? Needless to say, he died. No joke, he was never heard from again and not long after, someone shared an article on 4chan about a guy from the country OP was from (I don't remember what it was anymore) dying when a WWII frag grenade exploded in his bathroom and blew a fucking hole in the outside wall of the apartment complex.
    I bet that man went straight to 4chan heaven. What an absolute god. Martyred himself for the undying ideal of the lulz.

    • @ItsRubyGD
      @ItsRubyGD 4 роки тому +134

      4chan heaven sounds like a nicer name for hell

    • @lily__r
      @lily__r 4 роки тому +15

      @@ItsRubyGD hello on earth

    • @jagp135
      @jagp135 4 роки тому +15

      @@lily__r hello

    • @shadowlord0162
      @shadowlord0162 4 роки тому +5

      he just said that as i scrolled down xD
      you made it 10x funnier

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 4 роки тому +17

      4chan is Internet hell.
      PornHub is Internet heaven.

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2006
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2006 4 роки тому +207

    1:13
    STAND: *[BLACK DOG]*
    STAND USER: Bromas

    • @cir3875
      @cir3875 4 роки тому +12

      "Vivimos en una sociedad"
      - el bromas

    • @gaminghuskyforlife
      @gaminghuskyforlife 4 роки тому +32

      And kira was kinkshamed

    • @Salted_Rice223
      @Salted_Rice223 3 роки тому +10

      Ability: locs every weeb degenerate in mo(rioh cho)
      RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @emma2205
      @emma2205 3 роки тому +2

      @@gaminghuskyforlife makes sense, being attracted to hands would be a weird kink to others.

    • @BigMan-qr1mc
      @BigMan-qr1mc 3 роки тому +9

      23:15 "Josuke dies"

  • @MelonSeedOfficial
    @MelonSeedOfficial 3 роки тому +215

    We not gonna talk about how sandshrew went from knowledge to mechanics?
    Like he got an education

  • @x8BitRain
    @x8BitRain 4 роки тому +201

    this was a really well written fan fiction, thanks killian

  • @DelayRGC
    @DelayRGC 4 роки тому +212

    3:23 and I already had to wipe my tears three times.
    This is... Look, there's no way "good" or even "fantastic" can even get CLOSE to how amazingly hilarious this truly is! There are no words!

    • @DelayRGC
      @DelayRGC 4 роки тому +16

      I'm done. With both the video and my life. I've now seen everything.

  • @Patolagos
    @Patolagos 4 роки тому +93

    7:45 Eggman seems to have gotten the wrong number

  • @Goodblue77
    @Goodblue77 4 роки тому +205

    24:13 Hey that's me! :D Also that's a really old description of my YT channel probably like 7-8 years old. I changed it to something more fitting. :P

  • @utisti4976
    @utisti4976 4 роки тому +77

    I have been watching this in the middle of the night laughing my head off as quietly as I can without waking everyone up for the past 24 minutes. This was seriously hilarious.

  • @smergthedargon8974
    @smergthedargon8974 4 роки тому +95

    7:43
    9:15
    The translator put the Eggman rant in a second time! Amazing!

    • @--46200
      @--46200 4 роки тому +8

      Don't forget 9:02

    • @gayahhbihh
      @gayahhbihh 4 роки тому +4

      "I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT *Same w ducks. And ducks love peanuts"*

    • @dragonblade-go6pe
      @dragonblade-go6pe 2 роки тому

      @@gayahhbihh corn too b they become your insta best

  • @gack1015
    @gack1015 4 роки тому +119

    5:33 gay baby jail

    • @polygonplus9999
      @polygonplus9999 4 роки тому +12

      Shoutouts To Simpleflips

    • @cir3875
      @cir3875 4 роки тому +4

      @@polygonplus9999 jobel

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 4 роки тому +3

      NOO0O NOT GAY BABBY JAIL

    • @SilverBullet27188
      @SilverBullet27188 4 роки тому +2

      % likelihood that the post resulted from InfernoPlus' Mario Royale?

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 4 роки тому +1

      @@SilverBullet27188 i think it's from SM64 speedrunning actually

  • @woodman811
    @woodman811 4 роки тому +62

    I wish Eggman’s announcement was put over one of the cutscenes towards the end of the game
    Edit: you’re lucky he didn’t die

  • @dagbroad
    @dagbroad 4 роки тому +49

    9:04 oh how the tables have turned

  • @Modalcap
    @Modalcap 2 роки тому +20

    7:51 THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS

  • @dibkle
    @dibkle 3 роки тому +23

    10:21 the fact that one of the items is just "patriarchy" killed me.

  • @AntiAntYT
    @AntiAntYT 4 роки тому +62

    0:23 ah cmon you didn't have to do me like that
    (my name is Matt)

  • @Joey099
    @Joey099 4 роки тому +62

    Finally the god killy has blessed us with another video where he puts his children aside with his magnificent accent and voice
    And find kira and kink shame him

  • @LazerAnimations
    @LazerAnimations 4 роки тому +12

    7:43 egg man is calling to say he pissed on the moon
    9:15 more eggman pissing on the moon

  • @mitchellbarton7915
    @mitchellbarton7915 4 роки тому +28

    "I am used boyfriend" That's the most relatable line in the whole thing.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 роки тому +11

      hits deep

    • @mitchellbarton7915
      @mitchellbarton7915 4 роки тому +4

      @@Killysunt I know, right? I felt that, you felt that, my mum felt that, my ex felt that. We ALL felt that

    • @thisisaguy6613
      @thisisaguy6613 4 роки тому +4

      @@mitchellbarton7915 I'm haven't had a gf and I felt that.

  • @thedeeprot
    @thedeeprot 4 роки тому +184

    Big vibes!

  • @Snakeeatinfasnakee
    @Snakeeatinfasnakee 4 роки тому +40

    Avoid melons-
    YOU NEED TO LEAVE-

  • @AdamZugone
    @AdamZugone 4 роки тому +29

    14:08 is the BEST FUCKING PART of this whole video if it wasn't 1am I would be laughing my ass off

  • @khrystanstrettalsson1450
    @khrystanstrettalsson1450 4 роки тому +22

    Love the 8-bit “Walk like an Egyptian” by the Bangles

  • @MrRasta3600
    @MrRasta3600 4 роки тому +26

    God damn, everything is hilarious. Your comedy, the editing, real top quality stuff there mate.

  • @The1984TruthSeeker
    @The1984TruthSeeker 2 роки тому +22

    9:22 Absol likes dead memes

  • @thorstenbohms4206
    @thorstenbohms4206 4 роки тому +38

    /pol/'s influence truly shows
    "The Jew menace"
    A house labeled with "Has Jewish ancestry"
    "DAS JUDEN" (even better due to Anglos managing to mess up German grammar in only two words)
    and last, but definitely not least,
    "I am known as the Holocaust."
    Thanks for making this video. Laughed my ass off all the way through.

    • @DestinyYlisse
      @DestinyYlisse 2 місяці тому

      Is that grunt a descedant of H*tler?!

  • @mewthelolfreak
    @mewthelolfreak 3 роки тому +17

    17:27 WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

  • @crackwizard666
    @crackwizard666 3 роки тому +12

    1:19 (Death Note Deleted Scenes, 2006 colorized)

  • @sirennason9644
    @sirennason9644 4 роки тому +12

    0:17 I have that keyboard, the keys are really loud and stiff, very fun and colorful. I don't use it anymore, I had it since I was 4 when my Grandpa built my computer. It's a good keyboard for kids.

  • @dragoe6481
    @dragoe6481 4 роки тому +62

    I'm severely confused about the method via witch the text for this hack was generated.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 роки тому +56

      Phil coded some nonsense for 6 hours, it grabs sentences from random 4chan/Wikipedia/Reddit etc etc pages. It's absolute nonsense, basically.

  • @fureversalty
    @fureversalty 4 роки тому +25

    15:12 in a pokemon game..

  • @connorb.7882
    @connorb.7882 4 роки тому +10

    honestly I lost it when the eggman announcement went thru. I have also learned that I can't try to take a drink while watching these videos

  • @TheDemonOfSemen
    @TheDemonOfSemen 4 роки тому +69

    15:14 When you learn how to draw

    • @unwe7456
      @unwe7456 3 роки тому +5

      Gosh, this is legendary

  • @JacobTheCroc
    @JacobTheCroc 4 роки тому +52

    "I am permavirgins senate of the items people"
    Good for you bro.

  • @Poly_0000
    @Poly_0000 4 роки тому +13

    13:51 Holy shit, siiva nelward gang

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 роки тому +1

      both banger channels

    • @Poly_0000
      @Poly_0000 4 роки тому

      @@Killysunt And incredible when combined.

  • @tammywilson6392
    @tammywilson6392 4 роки тому +10

    6:48 "-of Roblox and Overwatch!"
    I love both of these games so I just liked immediately after seeing that...

  • @DerpyTheShreddingProto
    @DerpyTheShreddingProto 4 роки тому +8

    I was right to be afraid that this would slowly turn into a fan-fiction. Thanks, Phil.

  • @snolica8086
    @snolica8086 4 роки тому +4

    Im surprised that not many people noticed that this isn't just normal artwork 16:18
    I'm actually more disappointed of myself for already knowing that picture

    • @Wise_Person
      @Wise_Person 4 роки тому

      i get the feeling plenty noticed it but didn't want to ask about it

    • @EggSheeran88
      @EggSheeran88 3 роки тому

      It was kinda obvious, even if you didn't know lmao. That expressions and body shapes are too sus

  • @timmyreobed5043
    @timmyreobed5043 4 роки тому +5

    15:14
    Oh, so _that's_ why Sweet Scent causes Pokemon to encounter you more frequently.

  • @captainretro373
    @captainretro373 4 роки тому +8

    14:38
    Law & order:
    Special victims unit

  • @C_Corpze
    @C_Corpze 4 роки тому +43

    I wish this was an actual translation for games, best translation ever. 10/10
    Died laughing, keep making this, lmao.

  • @thatskeletordude5271
    @thatskeletordude5271 4 роки тому +42

    Whismur caused the Snap.
    Thanos was just a distraction.

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 роки тому +4

      When will the world open their eyes

  • @5Porygon
    @5Porygon 4 роки тому +6

    Thank you so much for all videos you made. You are one of my absolutely best youtubers ever. :)

  • @YokoX23
    @YokoX23 4 роки тому +3

    You sounded less excited with every website you listed at the beginning... Omg I'm barely past the "roundabout" Pokemon theme and the second jojo reference and I'm already dying.. I'll just comment at the end of this masterpiece

  • @Taktaagic
    @Taktaagic 4 роки тому +23

    This is the best video on UA-cam now

  • @reeseronithemacaroni8946
    @reeseronithemacaroni8946 4 роки тому +36

    Alright, it is settled. I am going to be known henceforth as “Little Holocaust”

  • @koffinglolface1000
    @koffinglolface1000 2 роки тому +6

    19:41 you doorstep, i gonna use that from now on

  • @Kinomi144
    @Kinomi144 4 роки тому +9

    18:03 thats sex in brazil...

  • @hk-pm6qu
    @hk-pm6qu 4 роки тому +25

    22:07 Yoda turns into a woman

    • @LargSoder
      @LargSoder 3 роки тому +1

      This deserves more likes

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama 4 місяці тому

      this is absolutely gold and the fact that it doesn't even have 25 likes is criminal

  • @death_star11
    @death_star11 4 роки тому +11

    18:37 fitting that Steven said that

  • @businesscat25
    @businesscat25 3 роки тому +6

    19:19 what schools think will happen if girls show 0.000000000001% of there shoulder

  • @Bug_Bait
    @Bug_Bait 4 місяці тому +3

    That viewer who made the Goldeen account to donate is a comedic genius.

  • @lucascyr98
    @lucascyr98 4 роки тому +6

    To be honest, I was pleasantly surprised at the kind of language the game came up with. Knowing that it pulled from 4chan, this could've been much *much* worse

  • @bulbusarues
    @bulbusarues 4 роки тому +13

    1:25 Is that a JoJolion reference?

  • @pedrojose5313
    @pedrojose5313 4 роки тому +13

    7:37 he is spanish lol

  • @PacificSouthwestAir
    @PacificSouthwestAir Рік тому +4

    20:44
    And the threeth gen has flashlight lube

  • @Enteringdullsville
    @Enteringdullsville Рік тому +3

    8:18 Did you know that “Numel” backwards is “Megan’s Meat”?

  • @tilly8517
    @tilly8517 4 роки тому +3

    access to
    making
    honeybee
    suicide
    resulted
    glimpse
    translation:
    someone had accessed a honeybee, which killed itself, that resulted in a glimpse

    • @Arch_X69
      @Arch_X69 4 роки тому

      a glimpse into/at what tho

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 4 роки тому +6

    1:31
    I'm not gonna say it.
    All imma say, is Gen 5

  • @saxgarcon6867
    @saxgarcon6867 4 роки тому +45

    This is great
    Edit: I don’t remember writing this

  • @UnusualPete
    @UnusualPete 3 роки тому +5

    22:18 Ah... Wallace also fought in the Coochie Wars with Roshi and Jesus xD

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast Рік тому +1

    Nintendo : "we have a new game. and its called pok- "
    fans of punchout, F zero, starfox, earthbound, and/or wario land : 0:42

  • @cubehead-exists
    @cubehead-exists 3 роки тому +4

    7:44 I'm dead 4:19 I'm cremated 18:47 im reborn 1:39 *m'I"amin* honestly i didn't *th*

  • @andrew.48
    @andrew.48 4 роки тому +8

    Grandma is by far one of the funniest 'translations' I saw

  • @C_Corpze
    @C_Corpze 4 роки тому +3

    I want to play games and romhacks translated with this tool, I never laughed this hard before at bad translations, you truly made my day with this video.

  • @Sorro
    @Sorro 2 роки тому +2

    0:17 my man predicted spamton from deltarune

  • @bananamations379
    @bananamations379 4 роки тому +6

    0:40 Does anyone else here the To Be Continued tune here?

  • @wellplayod1957
    @wellplayod1957 4 роки тому +3

    Best videos I've ever seen in my life
    Also 6:46 why on earth does an 8 bit rendition of walk like an Egyptian start playing? XD

  • @demistockpile4140
    @demistockpile4140 4 роки тому +6

    9:51
    Quarantine: *studies going asshole*

  • @bojosev5845
    @bojosev5845 4 роки тому +11

    16:18 yeah I'm gonna need a link

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 роки тому +1

      nintendo dot com

    • @bojosev5845
      @bojosev5845 4 роки тому

      Thank you

    • @bojosev5845
      @bojosev5845 4 роки тому +4

      @@Killysunt i found it, it was in fact nintendo period com

    • @Killysunt
      @Killysunt  4 роки тому +2

      @@bojosev5845 sorry for the confusion

    • @master11manifestor
      @master11manifestor 2 роки тому

      its Groudon and Kyogre Rule 34

  • @BrennoC_YT
    @BrennoC_YT 3 роки тому +9

    10:57 Killy Used Boyfriend: Its super annoying beep boping

  • @officersoulknight6321
    @officersoulknight6321 2 роки тому +2

    Rayquaza being ‘Involved Asshole’ works well considering the story lmao

  • @johntobin5855
    @johntobin5855 10 місяців тому +1

    With a move like Thanos I guess your victory is inevitable

  • @HeavenStarQuit
    @HeavenStarQuit 4 роки тому +5

    16:50
    They really do be calling me out there

  • @roxyhoyt3675
    @roxyhoyt3675 4 роки тому +5

    (Starts hearing let's fighting love in the background)
    My brain:✨🎇🎆

  • @WhiteSnap
    @WhiteSnap 3 роки тому +2

    Love how rayquaza in the involved asshole, makes sense because he's involved in Groupon and Kyogre fighting

  • @talonkutch
    @talonkutch 3 роки тому +9

    15:57 i am a part of those 145 Germans if anyone wanted to know!

  • @ImFangzBro
    @ImFangzBro 4 роки тому +1

    I just noticed the Pokemon names are all phrases that are the same letter length as their actual names, counting spaces.

  • @inukoinu.k9
    @inukoinu.k9 4 роки тому +7

    7:47 sounds familiar?

  • @ichyzoegaby
    @ichyzoegaby 3 роки тому +1

    7:38 job of that man white I ran i, what the hell, that’s not a normal Spanish sentence…

  • @meepmew-mostlydeadaccount-6795
    @meepmew-mostlydeadaccount-6795 3 роки тому +5

    0:40
    Listen to the background music it's a pixelated version of the "To be continued" music LOL!

    • @NotEmilio
      @NotEmilio 3 роки тому

      oh really who could have known

    • @meepmew-mostlydeadaccount-6795
      @meepmew-mostlydeadaccount-6795 3 роки тому +1

      @@NotEmilio Idk! Good listeners maybe? I just replayed it 1938474728299292 times because it’s funny

    • @NotEmilio
      @NotEmilio 3 роки тому

      @@meepmew-mostlydeadaccount-6795 i think you don't understand sarcasm

    • @B-25_RLD
      @B-25_RLD 3 роки тому

      The music name is roundabout

  • @ZionnetheMeme
    @ZionnetheMeme 4 роки тому +3

    man i can't wait for pokemon platinum badly translated using amazon reviews

  • @Shadeblaster177
    @Shadeblaster177 3 роки тому +2

    1:25 that is almost the plot of diamond is unbreakable

  • @Poly_0000
    @Poly_0000 4 роки тому +6

    Amazing shit as always. This was an absolute treat.

  • @brightknot
    @brightknot 3 роки тому +2

    7:37Why is it suddenly in Spanish?

  • @thatskeletordude5271
    @thatskeletordude5271 4 роки тому +5

    1:13 is this a JoJo reference ?

  • @Matt-qu3lt
    @Matt-qu3lt 4 роки тому +6

    3:22 Cards Against Humanity be like

  • @sniperman1194
    @sniperman1194 4 роки тому +3

    I need this for my emulator. I don't think I can put how much I need it into words.

  • @Ohyeahitsnotme
    @Ohyeahitsnotme Рік тому +1

    This is just creating a whole entirely different version of jjba part 4, first josuke dies then kira gets kink shamed then a new character comes in called "bromas" with their stand "black dog" what next? please tell me killysunt I want to know

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama Місяць тому

      bromas uses his stand black dog to loc every weeb degenerate in mo

  • @goaty_the_goat
    @goaty_the_goat 3 роки тому +5

    2:09 what kind of sound was that?

  • @KirbyMario12345_939
    @KirbyMario12345_939 4 роки тому +2

    Crystal: “Not cute!”
    Emerald: “Oh? I’ll show *you* something that’s cute!”

  • @Darkwind.
    @Darkwind. 3 роки тому +1

    0:03 HOLY SH*T IT’S BLOODY STREAM JDIJSOJDKHJWKEJKRDJLDJKEOEJOR! 1:14 - 1:24 HOLY SH*T MORE JOJO. 13:41 BRUH MORE JOJO. 23:13 IT MIGHT AS WELL BE A JOJO VIDEO AT THIS POINT WHAT THE HECK

  • @coolnamefgtrfdhbtrhtr
    @coolnamefgtrfdhbtrhtr 4 роки тому +9

    Look at the bottom right of your screen at 2:48

  • @kuririvera973
    @kuririvera973 Рік тому +2

    PLEASE HELP!!! Is this the same guy that was playing the pokemon game translated by a fan that has a line that says something like "dont look at me that way, our creator is Spanish and doesn't know a lot of English " ???!? Ive been looking for that video forever and cant find it!

  • @KonoNana
    @KonoNana 4 роки тому +7

    12:13 so... are we not gonna talk about Juden and Hitler?

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast Рік тому +1

    the cold war in a nutshell :
    Russia according to the US : 8:59
    the us according to Russia : 8:37
    both according to countries that didnt get involved : 8:57

  • @oconnorwilliam01
    @oconnorwilliam01 3 роки тому +4

    10:09 is the best frame!