r/Murderedbywords | "Your Eyes Don't Share the Same Postcode"

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  • @poserkai
    @poserkai 4 роки тому +9875

    Imagine bleeding out to death, and some woman with a bruised knee walks in demanding to be treated first because she had insurance and you didn’t

    • @LEGEGG0
      @LEGEGG0 4 роки тому +548

      Sounds like a Karen

    • @heisvi9317
      @heisvi9317 4 роки тому +524

      @@christalcavanaugh your bruised one isn't giving you PTSD Emily

    • @aristobazidis3880
      @aristobazidis3880 4 роки тому +639

      @@christalcavanaugh He was saying that bleeding out is harsher than a bruise. When did he state that he hates women? Oh, that's right, he DIDN'T.

    • @ungrateful9743
      @ungrateful9743 4 роки тому +365

      Emily Geier i dont get your point i think that person only implies that a wounded knee is _less_ serious than that of when someone is _bleeding to death_

    • @shadowlord1418
      @shadowlord1418 4 роки тому +81

      wouldn't be that bad if you died you wouldn't have to live in this society

  • @devilishjester7718
    @devilishjester7718 4 роки тому +3145

    5:05 btw, father's day was invented by the daughter of a single dad that thought it was unfair that there was a mother's day but not a father's day

    • @farrahwaylande7159
      @farrahwaylande7159 4 роки тому +436

      mothers day was made by a guy that just wanted to thank his mom and he hated how the commercialism tainted it

    • @DynaMightSoloz
      @DynaMightSoloz 4 роки тому +169

      Thank you both

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 4 роки тому +19

      @@DynaMightSoloz why is Knuckles upset?

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 4 роки тому +19

      @@DynaMightSoloz why is Knuckles upset?

    • @imnotgaybut6408
      @imnotgaybut6408 4 роки тому +15

      @@RedK5 I see you EVERYWHERE

  • @Mr_Nikolaev
    @Mr_Nikolaev 3 роки тому +1473

    0:00 Finally, someone who's eyes are respecting social distancing.

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 3 роки тому +40

      It's a wonder I haven't caught the virus yet, what with my eyes, nose and mouth being in such dangerous proximity of one another.

    • @fishyc43sar
      @fishyc43sar 3 роки тому +33

      r/RareInsults

    • @benmountaingangster
      @benmountaingangster 3 роки тому +5

      @@fishyc43sar yes

    • @WayneRoberts72
      @WayneRoberts72 3 роки тому +3

      @@fishyc43sar correct

    • @edwinv1464
      @edwinv1464 3 роки тому +2

      I finally get it

  • @prismus6520
    @prismus6520 3 роки тому +298

    EmKay: "I'm gay! Sincerely, Tim Allen."
    Gio: "TiM AlLeN! UgH!"

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 3 роки тому +6

      I was just thinking that time when gio moaned his name!!! I never got over that

    • @felixchua-wz7ge
      @felixchua-wz7ge 3 роки тому +6

      @@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 out of context, this is...

    • @ream1622
      @ream1622 3 роки тому +2

      I didn't know how much that audio clip was burned into my mind until I found his comment and *heard* it

  • @scanners01
    @scanners01 5 років тому +25554

    No one:
    Girl at 0:00: 👁 👁
    👄

  • @Oyasumi05
    @Oyasumi05 5 років тому +3718

    19:36 this girl is the real toxic one, picking on men's insecurities for an "experiment" only to get offended when men pick on their insecurities back, true irony

    • @DakotaSshow
      @DakotaSshow 5 років тому +347

      Hahaha my guy I had to close the video and come back so I could wrap my head around that one. Not only did she bring up something men might predictably be insecure about but she also screen capped the convo, going viral, making him out to be "toxic" while she gets to be the "hero". Fuck off society.

    • @TheActualTed
      @TheActualTed 5 років тому +349

      @@DakotaSshow You both got it wrong. The one that screenshotted that conversation was the man. And the girl obviously wasn't conducting any real study, just came up with a really stupid answer, the "my boyfriend" is so forced in the rest of the text...

    • @DakotaSshow
      @DakotaSshow 5 років тому +138

      @@TheActualTed oh fuck I'm an idiot. I'll open my eyes next time.

    • @tomdaniel872
      @tomdaniel872 5 років тому +89

      But it was me, Dio. No relevance just thought you might appreciate it

    • @derpyderpington3012
      @derpyderpington3012 5 років тому +32

      John Doe KONO DIO DA

  • @butterboy411
    @butterboy411 3 роки тому +186

    Can we just appreciate whenever there’s an actual serious moment, the music stops?

  • @funnyvideoguy3216
    @funnyvideoguy3216 3 роки тому +264

    Girl: develops an algorithm that gets the first image of a black hole
    Guy: yeah, but someone rote a million lines of code to make that
    By that logic, every picture you take belongs to Bill Gates

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 2 роки тому +8

      why? bill gates didn't invent the camera

    • @ozma6918
      @ozma6918 2 роки тому

      Bill Gates didn't discover any of the optics allowing for images to be registered/recreated for later observation. He didn't either invent any of the electronics that allow such recordings. He didn't invent any of the mathematical prowesses needed to compute such an image. Heck, he didn't even program any of the code needed to compute all that. And before you get started on the "no one could've programmed anything without his work" turns out people were programming long before Microsoft was founded.
      You're welcome for this tidbit of education BTW 🙃

    • @justsomeone2391
      @justsomeone2391 Рік тому

      @@JS-rv3et its probably a joke that bill gates wrote some coding to post or take pictures

    • @therealhumptydumpty_
      @therealhumptydumpty_ Рік тому

      Probably meant by the fact that bill gates made drastic advancements to the world technology.

    • @lolcat1382
      @lolcat1382 Рік тому

      @@JS-rv3et And the person who DID invent the camera needed people to put together the materials used to create it, and people to do the research that came before that including all the research into light, etc. etc. At a certain point you can go so far back that everything we do belongs to the first single celled organisms to inhabit this planet, or the fucking universe itself because none of it would be possible without us existing in the first place
      It really is a stupid argument

  • @dannydinnerboy982
    @dannydinnerboy982 4 роки тому +2061

    There's murdered by words, and then there's taking the words sharpening them and chopping the person into bite sized pieces.

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 4 роки тому +64

      And then there's cutting them up and combining them together, putting them in a Minigun and firing.

    • @jules2446
      @jules2446 4 роки тому +30

      and then there’s sharpening the words and preforming the blood eagle ritual

    • @zninjagaming1029
      @zninjagaming1029 4 роки тому +14

      And there is being murderd to death by words

    • @bloodraven6250
      @bloodraven6250 4 роки тому +12

      Aaand then theres just putting a frag grenade inside of them

    • @hydrashade1851
      @hydrashade1851 3 роки тому +6

      *nom*
      I shouldnt have replied this

  • @YuBeace
    @YuBeace 4 роки тому +4462

    "Can I be in the screenshot too?" "Yes you can!" Most wholesome part of this entire video.

    • @slimebot8676
      @slimebot8676 4 роки тому +110

      time stamp! 17:03

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 4 роки тому +85

      i was about to click the timestamp but i realized i was at the exact moment it happened

    • @aceable2448
      @aceable2448 3 роки тому +11

      nice

    • @ethanbasil1880
      @ethanbasil1880 3 роки тому +36

      Yes I got to be the 600th like! Unlimited power!
      Yes I know nobody cares I just wanted an interesting comment to be shown at my funeral

    • @hellosir4249
      @hellosir4249 3 роки тому +11

      @@ethanbasil1880 good for you

  • @Lynwood_Jackson
    @Lynwood_Jackson 2 роки тому +17

    I went to the ER once because I had steel slivers in my eye that had been there for three days. I thought I had just scratched my cornea with sparks flying off of the grinder (I was wearing glasses instead of goggles), but when I tried going to work the following Monday my boss took one look at me and told me that I needed to go to the hospital immediately. As a result of the intense pain every time I opened or closed my eye, I didn't sleep for three days. I got to the ER, waited in line to check in, and sat down for almost 10 seconds before they called me back. As it turns out, leaving steel slivers in your eye is a great way to lose your eye. The nurse had to hold me steady as they walked me out of the waiting room and some asshole with an ice pack on her elbow said, "Why does he get to skip the line? I've been waiting for hours!" That nurse shot her a look of such pure, unfiltered hatred that she immediately shut up. It was beautiful. Emergency apparently means that you absolutely can't wait. Who knew?
    It took them almost an hour to get all the slivers out and I got my full vision back a couple days later.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 2 місяці тому +1

      Glad you made it out okay!

  • @fumikotsukumi017
    @fumikotsukumi017 3 роки тому +34

    19:36 Ok hold up... what?!
    You’re looking to take a stab (a heartless backstab) at the insecurities of men, seeing how they reply, and if they don’t remain calm, you’ll call them toxic?! Double standards much?

  • @Sw-do8vw
    @Sw-do8vw 4 роки тому +513

    4:39 'Should fathers day be banned because it's disrespectful to single mothers and same-sex couples?'
    That's like saying, 'Should all birthdays be banned because it's disrespectful to people who have died?' 😐😐

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +32

      in general it's like saying anything you can't celebrate because it doesn't apply to you is offensive.

    • @Igor_054
      @Igor_054 4 роки тому +21

      Birthdays are offensive to those who have never been born.

    • @tallygames5270
      @tallygames5270 4 роки тому +4

      Sw190206 ok im anti feminism but I have found a tiny empty space in ur point. You are comparing woman to dead people lol, but good point other than that

    • @tacobanana6538
      @tacobanana6538 4 роки тому +1

      @@nobody7817 as much as I dont want to think that it's a thing, I really do and I hope you explain it to me

    • @malikh5818
      @malikh5818 4 роки тому +1

      @@tallygames5270 how? he just gave an analogy of another two opposites. It's not like he said 'Should father's day be banned because it's disrespectful to dead people?'

  • @Luigicat11
    @Luigicat11 4 роки тому +4393

    "How tall are you?"
    Around 5'9" last I checked. Why're you asking?
    "Well my boyfriend is conducting a study on toxic men and how they get really defensive when asked about their height and tend to try to offend women by asking about commonly known insecurities in women, like weight or degrading them by asking about their chest size. Thanks for being one of the few to pass the test."
    So lemme get this straight. You're going out of your way to ask about a commonly known insecurity in men in an attempt to offend them, and calling any retaliation or reciprocation of such behavior toxic? Honey I've seen less toxicity in a bottle of bleach laced with arsenic and uranium than I have in your little "study". Miss me with that double-standard.

    • @sodapop4949
      @sodapop4949 4 роки тому +491

      You, sir/ma'am/human, deserve a screenshot and upvotes. Unfortunately, I can't get you those, but here's a like

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 4 роки тому +224

      @@sodapop4949
      Aww, thanx. I just figured it needed to be said.

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 4 роки тому +132

      @@sodapop4949
      Well, if you do, please link it. I'd be interested in seeing the reaction.

    • @icebearpl188
      @icebearpl188 4 роки тому +82

      Lemme just download Reddit on mobile, so i can post it (i have it only on pc. I know i can post the screenshot to myself on discord or something but my Mouse decided to YEET its life)

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 4 роки тому +43

      @@icebearpl188
      Well that sucks.

  • @superfire6463
    @superfire6463 3 роки тому +132

    19:36
    I’m confused. Didn’t she do literally the same thing as him?

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 3 роки тому +44

      Yes, that’s why the narrator said ‘the irony here is palpable’

    • @SaishoVibes
      @SaishoVibes 3 роки тому +3

      Ikr

    • @truegr3845
      @truegr3845 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah isn’t the guy right n that scenario?

    • @impishlyit9780
      @impishlyit9780 3 роки тому +12

      @@BananaWasTaken The point of this comment is that the image was posted in r/murderedbywords. Someone posted that thinking that she destroyed him, not because they found it hypocritical.

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 3 роки тому +7

      @@impishlyit9780 oh wait, I thought I was watching r/facepalm because I was repeatedly clicking Emkay videos in my reccomended, my mistake

  • @bonnietelocole6777
    @bonnietelocole6777 3 роки тому +25

    The line "My girl Patricia lookin like a Bratz doll" got me dying

  • @providertheoneonyoutube
    @providertheoneonyoutube 4 роки тому +4933

    The girl in the thumbnail looks like a sims character that has eyes distance scaled up to max

  • @justamanwithlife8462
    @justamanwithlife8462 4 роки тому +1861

    The girl in the thumbnail: *minding her own business*
    *The continental drift intensifies*

  • @TheHealerIzAwesome
    @TheHealerIzAwesome 3 роки тому +39

    Can I just say? I have trauma due to repeated and prolonged abuse by my mother. I have nightmares that she's still alive. Anytime someone raises their voice or touches me in a wrong way, I shut down. I have so many flashbacks that I can end up ruining a good time just because someone said one word that sets me off. My father, who is retired military, was traumatized by some very realistic and brutal training he had to go through. He watched a man be waterboarded. From what he's told me about it, the effects lasted for weeks on end. Nightmares, flashbacks, hallucinations. He was in a car, driving home one day and though that there were enemy soldiers hiding around him. Thankfully, he is much better now. I can't speak to the experience of all women. But, personally, the shit my father went through during those three to four weeks sounds a whole hell of a lot worse than what I experience due to the emotional, mental, verbal, and sexual abuse that my mother put me through. Military mental health matters.

  • @happyjohn354
    @happyjohn354 3 роки тому +48

    Meanwhile here I am thinking cigarettes' smell nostalgic and bring back memories of my dad teaching me things in the shop...

    • @iv689
      @iv689 2 роки тому +6

      "I rembem- AUGHG, remember when my da- AIRHEKWJSVDI, when my dad said "Kid, always look at the weight of the pro-" *spits out a lung epically*

  • @BillyTheBigKid82
    @BillyTheBigKid82 4 роки тому +4254

    "Anything will offend you, if you're looking to be offended." This pretty much describes the whole world right now.

    • @sapphirefox93
      @sapphirefox93 4 роки тому +82

      So true, unfortunately. It's ridiculous

    • @jaysolsi
      @jaysolsi 4 роки тому +89

      I'm offended

    • @SamWeltzin
      @SamWeltzin 4 роки тому +120

      What about those of us in the world who AREN'T offended at anything, HUH?! Are WE included in "the whole world," or are you excluding us?!?!?!?! D:

    • @analuizafelixdesouza6336
      @analuizafelixdesouza6336 4 роки тому +61

      @@SamWeltzin Be ready for those people who don't understand sarcasm :,)

    • @SamWeltzin
      @SamWeltzin 4 роки тому +30

      @@analuizafelixdesouza6336 Oh for sure. But I kinda refuse to put /s after things on principle. Let the morons be morons so I can laugh at them.

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 років тому +3432

    Well the Slazo voice actor's words definitely got murdered

    • @lucacolacicco8309
      @lucacolacicco8309 5 років тому +7

      Newby Ton Who's Slazo?

    • @richardrigatoni
      @richardrigatoni 5 років тому +80

      It's still slazo but without the fake accent

    • @hidere4581
      @hidere4581 5 років тому +5

      all hail the new Justin Y.

    • @snakeyte272
      @snakeyte272 5 років тому

      Mookie Eggs n

    • @gorlheck5574
      @gorlheck5574 5 років тому +7

      @@richardrigatoni wait......his accent is fake?are you joking?please reply I'm having a crisis

  • @noideaforaname1524
    @noideaforaname1524 3 роки тому +21

    I can’t comprehend 2 things how that black hole image was taken and how ppl don’t understand how grand that is because light can’t escape a black hole so how are you gonna take a image that needs light so you can actually see it

    • @lamihadamshareef5270
      @lamihadamshareef5270 3 роки тому +2

      Wait....
      I know how black hole works but not cameras
      So I will disagree or agree with you.

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam 3 роки тому +2

      Light cannot escape a black hole only when beyond the event horizon (I hope it's called like that English is not my first language) but it can go right to the sides without a problem
      Also the black hole probably looks smaller than it actually is but I am in no way sure

    • @snowoffstream5823
      @snowoffstream5823 3 роки тому

      I mean if they don't think it's awesome, chances are they're someone who likes anime chicks
      Just send them an image of Black Hole-chan, they'll be interested in seconds

  • @commitfelonyfeline
    @commitfelonyfeline 3 роки тому +6

    3:44
    everyone gangsta until the music stops

  • @insertnamehere6191
    @insertnamehere6191 5 років тому +4606

    I'm glad Slazo finally went through puberty

    • @warpath8453
      @warpath8453 5 років тому +20

      I dont like it

    • @sams-yq6cc
      @sams-yq6cc 5 років тому +135

      he even got an american accent...
      They grow up so fast...

    • @ZeroTwo-ir5th
      @ZeroTwo-ir5th 5 років тому +20

      I couldn’t even tell it was him.

    • @yourmothersmacaroni3445
      @yourmothersmacaroni3445 5 років тому +52

      Who’s Slazo? You mean EmKay right?

    • @lugico4
      @lugico4 5 років тому +4

      i litterally thought the same thing

  • @daxharness1099
    @daxharness1099 5 років тому +2106

    0:00
    That girl looks like a mii and someone went and clicked the “🔘↔️🔘” button too many times

    • @oliverwhittington6434
      @oliverwhittington6434 5 років тому +25

      Lmao

    • @cqkey_
      @cqkey_ 5 років тому +6

      So true lol

    • @derricka7751
      @derricka7751 5 років тому +88

      She looks like if you moderately melted a barbie doll and let it re-harden

    • @jub8891
      @jub8891 5 років тому +7

      she still looks good though ☺

    • @user-jy8jo6th6i
      @user-jy8jo6th6i 5 років тому +57

      @@jub8891 no bitch

  • @Ore_Dake
    @Ore_Dake 3 роки тому +11

    CoD People w mics: that one guy who blasts spanish music, the guy who cusses every 3 seconds, the two 12 year olds, the guy who keeps saying the n word, the guy who is deliberately toxic, and that one guy who has a mic on but won't speak at all

  • @fathermother8231
    @fathermother8231 3 роки тому +25

    I grew up a military child and when my dad retired I had personally gone to multiple different countries and my dad had flown around the world three times. Once out I was put into a middle school and labeled a lying weeb for saying I grew up in Okinawa Japan. The hate military children get is insane and feel like this belongs here.

  • @enviousshogun
    @enviousshogun 4 роки тому +1323

    Father's day shouldn't exist, only mother's day
    * Cries in equality *

    • @plastic_warrior
      @plastic_warrior 4 роки тому +59

      Scunt Hub ah yes, such equality

    • @linkinlog8543
      @linkinlog8543 4 роки тому +50

      How about thank a guardian day.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 4 роки тому +9

      Equality is bullshit.

    • @dontwatchmydoomvideos
      @dontwatchmydoomvideos 4 роки тому +11

      @@plastic_warrior i read that in critikal's voice

    • @catcat365
      @catcat365 4 роки тому +7

      I agree with this since my stepdad which I do not consider someone that's part of my family is the strictest motherfuker I've ever met and never wanted to meet and my real dad is already remarried so fuckmylife

  • @rainycat9052
    @rainycat9052 5 років тому +3187

    “My girl Patricia lookin like a Bratz doll!”
    Nah PATRICIA LOOKIN LIKE A FLOUNDER

    • @dward1959
      @dward1959 5 років тому +18

      Nahhhhhh lmfao god damn im dyin forreal

    • @paladin1630
      @paladin1630 5 років тому +55

      nah more like a hammer head shark

    • @SocialSyndromeKing
      @SocialSyndromeKing 5 років тому +15

      Nah...more like sid

    • @zan-7282
      @zan-7282 5 років тому +6

      Nah Patricia looking like a fucked up Dark Souls character

    • @Lucifer-sn9ir
      @Lucifer-sn9ir 5 років тому +2

      Why is that so damn funny

  • @connorgolsong290
    @connorgolsong290 2 роки тому +8

    Katie Bouman looks so genuinely happy about the image of the Black Hole, and considering it's her life's work, I don't blame her.

  • @itsgirlcraft5842
    @itsgirlcraft5842 2 роки тому +13

    I won't lie, at 3:54 the emotion genuinely got me.
    Like I actually got close to tearing up- man that was an amazing reply AND a good reading of it

    • @thatsoneoof9308
      @thatsoneoof9308 2 роки тому

      r/NukedByWords
      Seriously, Imagine yourself at the end of the Vietnam War. You and your comrades are all traumatized after the whole jungle hiding thing the Vietcong soldiers did, and you lost your friend because of them. And then years later some entitled bitch tells you that "More women have PTSD than men." ignoring the fact that millions of soldier died throughout the 20th century. How insulted would you be?

  • @BearSobBing
    @BearSobBing 4 роки тому +875

    “r/murderedbywords”
    *Gordon Ramsay has entered the chat*

  • @dorianmus6771
    @dorianmus6771 5 років тому +1706

    18:05 ''Every major medical breakthrough has been made with animal testing.''
    Nazi scientists: well yes but actually no

    • @GamingMasterAnthony
      @GamingMasterAnthony 5 років тому +190

      Actually humans are animals so, he wasn’t wrong.

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 років тому +68

      Japanese Scientists in WW2: 😐

    • @GamingMasterAnthony
      @GamingMasterAnthony 5 років тому +31

      TheGreen Tortoise we do, it’s the last step before anything gets approved by the FDA

    • @imperialrule6652
      @imperialrule6652 5 років тому +5

      @@es-rh8oo sigh that would be against the point of we do animal testing. To Keep Humans Safe

    • @ChrisR395
      @ChrisR395 5 років тому +5

      Don't forget Imperial Japan too

  • @jean23235
    @jean23235 3 роки тому +9

    2:29 dude I'm crying. This litterally happened to me as a kid. Im glad that by now all the gunk in my lungs has disappeared (mostly). I'm sorry to everyone who also has to go through that aswell. You don't realize that its horrible untill your parents are gone and are crying in the corner. I wish I could give anybody who went through this.

  • @maxwell-auel
    @maxwell-auel 2 роки тому +5

    I thought The Blackhole pic was gorgeous, like an eye peering over a fence and seeing a place filled with hope!

  • @VenetinOfficial
    @VenetinOfficial 5 років тому +1586

    μas = microarcsecond.
    yeah, that's a measurement.

    • @TheTaXoro
      @TheTaXoro 5 років тому +138

      Also for those curious what it means, it is an angle. A arc minute is 1/60 of a degree, arc second a 1/60 of a arc minute, and a microarcsecond is one millionth of a arc second, so in total, one microarcsecond is 1 in 3 billion 600 millionth of a degree angle.

    • @the_jingo
      @the_jingo 5 років тому +44

      Both your comments are helpful thank you

    • @marlonmontelhiggins8570
      @marlonmontelhiggins8570 5 років тому +35

      And, the letter that Damien is struggling to pronounce here is the Greek lowercase letter mu (μ). Mu represents the M sound in Greek.

    • @poouvfe7439
      @poouvfe7439 5 років тому +4

      Thank you! i didnt know that

    • @marlonmontelhiggins8570
      @marlonmontelhiggins8570 5 років тому +6

      @That one sniper main - Oh, my gosh. I didn't know that. Thank you so much.

  • @1yumeharafan327
    @1yumeharafan327 4 роки тому +839

    As somebody with a single mother, Father's Day is not offensive to me or to my mother

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 роки тому +42

      Dasher The cat those that think everything is offensive need to hang themselves

    • @Evfaint2089
      @Evfaint2089 4 роки тому +10

      Raul Rosas your not my dad

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 роки тому +17

      TMGs wolfpack who said anything about being ur dad

    • @ivian8425
      @ivian8425 4 роки тому +5

      @@raulrosas5068 You have just played yourself. XD

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 роки тому +3

      Ian Tan ok boomer

  • @dr_busa_nutts
    @dr_busa_nutts 3 роки тому +6

    jesus christ that ptsd one, even the music was too shocked to keep playing.

  • @levi320
    @levi320 3 роки тому +8

    19:53
    Op: We should create a virus-
    Me from 2020: I'm gonna stop you right there

  • @pennywisethedancingclown3693
    @pennywisethedancingclown3693 5 років тому +2205

    I thought that girl at the start was Sid from ice age.

    • @ShadeRed
      @ShadeRed 5 років тому +55

      ...I can't stop seeing it now...Thank you.

    • @jaydenicholofficial
      @jaydenicholofficial 5 років тому +6

      I almost commented that but im glad you did before i could

    • @yaboieko4196
      @yaboieko4196 5 років тому +5

      [mini ladd's go-to insult has entered the chat]

    • @fuckyshityfuckshit
      @fuckyshityfuckshit 5 років тому +2

      Fuck a girl I used to work with called me sid. Now I know why

    • @iamadisappointment318
      @iamadisappointment318 5 років тому +1

      This needs more likes.

  • @bfbvouabeorbvoaervure963
    @bfbvouabeorbvoaervure963 4 роки тому +821

    If ima ask a man his weight or height, I’m not about to get offended when he asks mine

    • @maxwelledison9954
      @maxwelledison9954 4 роки тому +55

      Your a reasonable person

    • @mysticflower7795
      @mysticflower7795 4 роки тому +30

      Same also my question is why dose a woman or man need to know the specific weight or height of a future love interest? 😂

    • @atheniansoldier811
      @atheniansoldier811 4 роки тому +29

      @@mysticflower7795 it's just preference, like I'm not going to date a girl who is less than 5"3, unless she is the one.

    • @mysticflower7795
      @mysticflower7795 4 роки тому +1

      Guess so seems reasonable

    • @an8strengthkobold360
      @an8strengthkobold360 4 роки тому +18

      Congratulations you have unlocked basic self awareness if only everyone else(including me could).

  • @nirvana_o_negative13
    @nirvana_o_negative13 3 роки тому +2

    2:56 OHHH THAT PISSED ME OFF a moment of silence for our fallen heros

  • @o1497
    @o1497 2 роки тому +4

    These videos of r/murderedbywords are the definition of passive agression and i love it

  • @MeAndMichaelOeuo
    @MeAndMichaelOeuo 5 років тому +1766

    Hello, Police?!
    Yes, there’s been a murder.

  • @solsanguis8032
    @solsanguis8032 4 роки тому +442

    13:09
    “HEY WHY DO I GOTTA WAIT SO LONG TO GET MY SPRAINED WRIST FIXED!” Some guy says as a person missing 2 legs,an arm, and half their torso gets taken to a doctor on a stretcher.

    • @anthonyplaysgames3676
      @anthonyplaysgames3676 4 роки тому +13

      Max level Karens be like:

    • @solsanguis8032
      @solsanguis8032 4 роки тому +7

      Anthony Plays charisma -100

    • @hydrashade1851
      @hydrashade1851 3 роки тому +1

      person next to them says: "I know right, they probably dont even have insurance, meaning they should go in last"

    • @5ivestarrrkp
      @5ivestarrrkp 3 роки тому

      Really once a bitch had the sheer audacity to say that she should go b4 me because she was there b4 me because she was there bc she had a cough and my wrist looked like a slightly stretched out S

    • @WayneRoberts72
      @WayneRoberts72 3 роки тому

      @@solsanguis8032 intelligence 100
      Or intellect, can't remember

  • @ederanged7960
    @ederanged7960 3 роки тому +6

    Listening to you read out these self-pitying squeals really opened my eyes. That woman who smelled like smoke because her parents smoked? OH.. God they have it tough.

  • @mising0px
    @mising0px 3 роки тому +3

    r/murderedbywords is just r/rareinsults but a lot more brutal

  • @blessiemasancay4818
    @blessiemasancay4818 5 років тому +2413

    "Ignorant ingrown sausage link."
    r/RareInsults?

    • @aerithsgf1575
      @aerithsgf1575 5 років тому +23

      Blessie Masancay r/rareinsults.

    • @Dezzette
      @Dezzette 5 років тому +5

      Blessie Masancay lol

    • @kirsch3
      @kirsch3 5 років тому +4

      That's what I thought! xD

    • @snowrose124
      @snowrose124 5 років тому +2

      I only liked so I could be the uh...person who got the likes to 1k?
      I also only replied so I could show off how "amazing" I am.
      To make up for this, I am going to come up with some random insult (probably not original):
      "You're so dense, you couldn't get brain damage if you tried."
      Life is fun.

    • @blessiemasancay4818
      @blessiemasancay4818 5 років тому

      Thanks for that

  • @christopherbeer3298
    @christopherbeer3298 4 роки тому +448

    5:27 my birthday falls on national daughters day but I'm a son,should I be offended.

    • @dreamarson4421
      @dreamarson4421 4 роки тому +30

      My name means Christmas day and I'm born before fall, should I be offended? No. Cause I'm not a petty bitch. I'm a weird bitch
      Edit: I am a petty bitch sometimes

    • @GuessImSylvale
      @GuessImSylvale 4 роки тому +8

      @@dreamarson4421 Fair, we all have bad days and days where we don't have anything going right. I also act like an asshole at times, because I can't deal with a lot of stress in early teens

    • @Lastyearsjacket
      @Lastyearsjacket 4 роки тому +3

      LuigiMaster987 Kindness toward yourself allows kindness toward others. Focus on what you want, how you’re going to get it and how hard you’re going to work for it. There’s nothing more stressful than living a life that you don’t want to live. Unfortunately, as a teen, you don’t have a ton of options right now, but you’re coming into your own, so a lot of stress comes from wanting to grow into yourself but lacking the freedom to do so. Just keep fighting and stay humble. We all have shit days but all that matters is how you react and how you come away from it.

    • @dddant
      @dddant 4 роки тому +12

      _my birthday falls on international cat's day but i have a dog. should i be offended?_

    • @hydrashade1851
      @hydrashade1851 3 роки тому

      my birthday falls on National Caviar Day, and 70 other holidays.

  • @Ashenicky2009
    @Ashenicky2009 3 роки тому +6

    To the smoking comment, I totally agree. My parents have smoked all my life and still do, but I wasn't bothered by it for years. In fact, I picked up the habit at 14 after I started sneaking some out of the house, by the time it was discovered, I was already addicted. I stayed smoking for years, quitting when I got pregnant but picking it up again quickly after giving birth, but kept it outside. I stunk, my breath stunk and tasted so bad, even after I would brush my teeth, froze my butt off outside even though I didn't want to go out there, still needed that cigarette.
    I'm still addicted to nicotine, but replaced cigarettes with an e cigarette. I'd love to one day out that down as well. But I don't stink anymore, I feel better, and I now can't stand the taste or smell of cigarettes. But my parents still smoke, my dad denies that his constant coughing is because of smoking and he acts irritated when you tell him that it is and he denies that second hand smoke is a thing. My mom knows they both need to quit and has talked about quitting but she still does it and probably because she's extremely stressed out all the time. Cigarettes are horrible, and I can only hope my children don't ever try to pick it up, or any other tobacco product. Addiction sucks.

    • @Brock_Lee501
      @Brock_Lee501 10 місяців тому

      I have a specific fear that someone will sneak into my house while I’m sleeping and stick nicotine patches on my body.

  • @operatoryeehaw7138
    @operatoryeehaw7138 3 роки тому +4

    “Starts talking about the horrors of war”
    *emkay music stops*

  • @lovelyaya1811
    @lovelyaya1811 4 роки тому +399

    Imagine doing your job and your patient snaps a picture of you and share it to a boatload of people, talking about how “hot” you are. If it was a woman doctor, we wouldn’t hear the end of it. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @CorvidsForHire
    @CorvidsForHire 4 роки тому +656

    People in the video: *complaining about how blurry the black hole picture is*
    Me: *internal screaming because the actual picture isn't blurry and the media's just zoomed it in too much*

    • @raymartcarreon6069
      @raymartcarreon6069 4 роки тому +14

      the media always ruin everything first is flappy bird then now this?

    • @phateisboss2075
      @phateisboss2075 4 роки тому +15

      @@raymartcarreon6069 I think the media have ruined a lot more than flappy bird lmfao

    • @marshian__mallow2624
      @marshian__mallow2624 4 роки тому +1

      You two in the comments do know this is a joke right?

    • @hootsdagay235
      @hootsdagay235 4 роки тому +6

      @@marshian__mallow2624 shhhh let them get sucked into that hole

    • @cbsvevy4718
      @cbsvevy4718 4 роки тому +3

      BITCH CUT THE CRAP ABOUT PEOPLE RUINING THE INTERNET THERES M&M'S PORN FOR GOD SAKE

  • @Ava-yp1kw
    @Ava-yp1kw 3 роки тому +7

    18:28 "happy vaccinations" yes I will be very happy while getting my first dose of the Coronavirus vaccine Thursday
    Edit: update I got it and I feel fine sooo yay

  • @easymoney2k449
    @easymoney2k449 3 роки тому +1

    That speech, by the way, was the speech that gave the inspiration for the subreddit.
    Thank you, John Glenn, you're a legend now.

  • @ClokworkGremlin
    @ClokworkGremlin 5 років тому +1358

    30% r/murderedbywords
    70% r/iamverysmart.

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 4 роки тому +50

      Alot of this is just fucking sjws

    • @Swordofswordom
      @Swordofswordom 4 роки тому +64

      @@GamingOS Yeah, not gonna lie a lot of this just reeks of appeals to emotion and trying way too hard to "pwn" someone. It comes off as forced and disingenuous.

    • @thesaltylemon2407
      @thesaltylemon2407 4 роки тому +3

      100% sarcasm

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 4 роки тому +28

      You suck
      Alright I'm gonna post this on r/murderedbywords now

    • @Joe-pi9bx
      @Joe-pi9bx 4 роки тому +5

      What I desire after hearing some parts of the vid, r/iamverymurdered.

  • @natmartinez8321
    @natmartinez8321 5 років тому +505

    Gotta say, Patricia instantly cured the insecurity I had about my uneven eyes

  • @jeannichols4104
    @jeannichols4104 3 роки тому +8

    12:52 this hits me hard because when I was like 8 I was playing tag at my sisters wedding (the floors there where concrete btw) I tripped and had a girl who was atleast 6 fall ontop of me at, and because of the weight of the girl who fell ontop of me my weight ended up going onto one of my knees and I wasn't able to walk and had to go to the ER after the wedding. So I was wheeled into the ER waiting room in a wheel chair and I see this girl and who I was assuming was her boyfriend , the girl was crying and I felt genuinely bad for her I was, I have no idea what was going on with her and as the sentimental child I was, I also was about to cry because I felt bad for her. Anyways so a nurse called me in and keep in mind the couple I presume was still waiting, the girl said to her boyfriend "Why does she get to go in, I was here first." and then her boyfriend replied "She's in a wheelchair", I felt once again bad for her because since I didnt need to walk I could've just waited a while longer and she could've gotten the care she needed. This post reminded me of this situation, and know I still feel bad because I know what's it like to be frustrated and say stuff that you dont really mean. And who knows maybe she was in some serious pain, I'm assuming something was wrong with her neck cause she was holding it. I ended up just badly bruising alot of mussel and tissue and had to wear a brace for about 1 week.
    Thank you Emkay by the way, im not alowed any social media except for youtube so the videos guys post give me happiness that I wouldn't be able to ger from memes and stuff like thay.

  • @toriv2707
    @toriv2707 3 роки тому +1

    They weren’t murdered by the words. They ran into the words. They ran into the words 9 times.

  • @kyledilbert6424
    @kyledilbert6424 5 років тому +610

    19:36
    Woman makes fun of men’s insecurities and then gets mad when a guy refutes her, in the true words of Sheev Palpatine
    “Ironic.”

    • @Eyeball44
      @Eyeball44 4 роки тому +3

      yeah but he was a perv she just asker about his height

    • @Eyeball44
      @Eyeball44 4 роки тому +2

      who was rebuking who?

    • @Eyeball44
      @Eyeball44 4 роки тому +1

      and anyway, I'm not on anyone's side or anything, there's no need to be aggressive

    • @Eyeball44
      @Eyeball44 4 роки тому +4

      also is anyone interested in becoming Greg?

    • @Hortonheardahoe
      @Hortonheardahoe 4 роки тому +75

      Men are sensitive about their height. Women are sensitive about their weight. Equality. If you ask him his height, he can ask you, “Weight?” or another size question. Feminism=equality, not special treatment for women.

  • @randomrandom450
    @randomrandom450 4 роки тому +224

    that "How tall are you?" woman surely didnt get the right conclusion out of this...

    • @xavierrodriguez2463
      @xavierrodriguez2463 4 роки тому +18

      honestly that one pissed me off.

    • @calencrawford2195
      @calencrawford2195 4 роки тому +13

      @@xavierrodriguez2463 Same here. A side note: your name is cool. Really cool.

    • @jacksonbull7251
      @jacksonbull7251 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @xavierrodriguez2463
      @xavierrodriguez2463 4 роки тому +2

      @@calencrawford2195 thanks I guess

    • @anonymouscommentor411
      @anonymouscommentor411 3 роки тому +3

      Tbh, I don't mind if a woman asks me that. As long as they don't mind me asking my own questions too. The way I see it is if they don't like me for my height that's fair since I too might not like them for certain traits they have. While looks aren't everything, they are important in a relationship since you want to be attracted to your partner. That being said, you should also like a person for their personality too because physical attraction won't matter if you can't stand to be around your partner and talk to them due to a dislike of their personality traits.

  • @niki-_-chan7661
    @niki-_-chan7661 3 роки тому +3

    I had my arm broken and they had 12 patients with similar and more severe injuries there, some that were there before me, and I’m talking public health care here in Europe, literally took them less then half an hour to take a pic of my broken arm and maybe about 10 minutes waiting for an available doctor to put a cast on my arm

  • @sharklover2984
    @sharklover2984 3 роки тому +2

    2:59 this one was goddamn powerful ngl

  • @Terrell777
    @Terrell777 5 років тому +538

    *Slazo is locked in a closet in a dungeon*

  • @whileyouwerereadingthis
    @whileyouwerereadingthis 5 років тому +1884

    Everybody asks where is Slazo
    Nobody asks how is Slazo

  • @shady8479
    @shady8479 2 роки тому +1

    OMG, that speech by John Glenn, amazing, my eyes were wet, what a guy.

  • @Hummingbird222
    @Hummingbird222 3 роки тому +11

    2:44 don't agree with the first sentence, but there is something to be said about how it seems that people think that veteran ptsd is the only valid form of it, to the point that even though it's way more common in abused women, many simply can't get help with their ptsd or are simply refused diagnosis on the basis that they didn't get it from being in the military.

    • @paigethepigeon9602
      @paigethepigeon9602 3 роки тому +6

      Exactly. I practically NEVER heard about women having PTSD until I got older and starting figuring things out myself, as a child I would only ever hear it when people were talking about veterans so for the longest time I thought only people who fought it wars could have PTSD, and everyone else was just being dramatic. That’s such a toxic mindset, I know. I get the reply’s point, but the fact that no one ever talks about sexual assault & rape survivors having PTSD is a serious issue and is something that should be addressed.

    • @Hummingbird222
      @Hummingbird222 3 роки тому +5

      @@paigethepigeon9602 absolutely, and the fact it's not talked about, and that it's so stigmatized, heavily contributes to it happening more.
      This is just from personal experience, but about half of the women I've ever been close enough for them to speak freely have confessed that they've been sexualy assaulted in some capacity.

  • @horrorkesh
    @horrorkesh 4 роки тому +378

    Sadly we're living in an age where being a victim is sought after

    • @hata6290
      @hata6290 4 роки тому +12

      horrorkesh please, just forget about that, and try to help humanity as a whole, or fuck it and help yourself, either way just don’t think about it srsly

    • @songbird7539
      @songbird7539 4 роки тому +18

      horrorkesh this is so horribly accurate it’s making me sick how nobody even realizes that

    • @abid444_
      @abid444_ 4 роки тому +16

      are you trying to oppress me and take away my rights to be a victim? i feel offended how dare you

    • @mannyheffley9551
      @mannyheffley9551 4 роки тому +3

      Atleast being the culprit is not that sought after...

    • @peaches7280
      @peaches7280 4 роки тому +2

      Fr why do people wanna be oppressed so bad?

  • @noodlesgamebox5903
    @noodlesgamebox5903 4 роки тому +410

    That belongs on rare insults:
    "You're so dense, you're going to collapse into a black hole yourself."

    • @CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve
      @CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve 3 роки тому +14

      *THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE!*

    • @variegatus4674
      @variegatus4674 3 роки тому +8

      @@CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve not really, the dudes so stupid he repels the information spewed at him - thus he isnt affected

    • @CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve
      @CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve 3 роки тому +5

      @@variegatus4674 you kinda make a point there.

    • @variegatus4674
      @variegatus4674 3 роки тому +2

      @@CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve thanks. and another thank you - except its to say thanks for actually replying in 7 mintues rather than 7 days. :D

    • @CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve
      @CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve 3 роки тому +2

      @@variegatus4674 people do that?

  • @mikeyb430
    @mikeyb430 3 роки тому +1

    You can hear how sad he sounds while he is reading the ptsd bit

  • @isabelringing4627
    @isabelringing4627 3 роки тому +1

    “no one gets lynched for exfoliating” legitimately cracked me up

  • @jasonshlez5552
    @jasonshlez5552 4 роки тому +532

    0:10 looking like ice age baby with those eyes

  • @proxy1035
    @proxy1035 4 роки тому +254

    1:22 "µ" means micro, and as" means "arc second" which is basically just 1/3600th of 1 degree (angle, not temperature)

    • @eyytudqq8215
      @eyytudqq8215 3 роки тому +14

      So its prounounced "microTORRENT" maybe ?thats weird

    • @sthoughtsarchive2791
      @sthoughtsarchive2791 3 роки тому +6

      @@eyytudqq8215 lmao

    • @omsingh3982
      @omsingh3982 3 роки тому +9

      @@eyytudqq8215 it should be 'mu' torrent

    • @eyytudqq8215
      @eyytudqq8215 3 роки тому +8

      @@omsingh3982 yea i deadass called it "utorent"

    • @limi4966
      @limi4966 3 роки тому +10

      It's a joke. The micro-sign is called "my". So he wrote my ass.

  • @zombiexxxkurt_6801
    @zombiexxxkurt_6801 2 роки тому

    Almost spat out my drink watching this

  • @ebonimom6964
    @ebonimom6964 3 роки тому +1

    That hospital one kills me tho. Because they say they go in order of importance, but I literally had a 16 week old baby falling out of me and had to wait bleeding and crying in the waiting room for about an hour. When I asked why, they told me that it was probably too late to save the baby so they didnt prioritize me.
    Yes, I have brought a law suit against the hospital

  • @nudistmartian6804
    @nudistmartian6804 5 років тому +1227

    one time i waited 14 hours in the emergency room because of heavy nose bleeding, had to be cauterised many times in my life soooo yeah my parents were panicking as it was maybe like the 3nd time in the week,i was bleeding the whole time btw,, about 10 hours in i noticed a guy with a open leg fracture, 10+ cm of bone sticking out. When the doctor finally called me I asked what "about this guy?" doctor said someone would come soon for him, the dude was literally dying in front of me so i said "no,treat him now i'll wait" waited 4 more hours and when doctor came he said dude was fine

    • @Ok-cx4jw
      @Ok-cx4jw 5 років тому +235

      You my friend are a SAINT

    • @duleebeecham1706
      @duleebeecham1706 5 років тому +193

      You are part of a small fraction of people in this society that are actually GOOD PEOPLE

    • @cheesefan3880
      @cheesefan3880 5 років тому +49

      @@Ok-cx4jw 3nd

    • @georgeruiz9211
      @georgeruiz9211 5 років тому +89

      Frick yes, some hope, I had a near death experience and a guy helped me out too.

    • @georgeruiz9211
      @georgeruiz9211 5 років тому +34

      @@cheesefan3880 thind

  • @AnymMusic
    @AnymMusic 4 роки тому +436

    Emkay: god I hate how political and long these murderedbywords posts are
    Emkay: man I love these passionate posts (refering to a post literally talking about a political debate)

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon 4 роки тому +41

      He just likes seeing *_passion,_* it doesn't matter what it's about...
      Unless it's anti-vaxx.

    • @Aaroncarter95
      @Aaroncarter95 2 роки тому +6

      I just get tired on the 1 sided assaults. "I'm not bias. I just don't like talking bad about my candidate." That....that's the definition example of bias.

  • @realsanmer
    @realsanmer 3 роки тому +1

    That PTSD post was so intense it burnt my eyebrows off.

  • @elivile.
    @elivile. Рік тому

    Bro, the "Ignorant ingrown sausage link" made me laugh a bit too loud. That was a creative insult.

  • @TheWhiteRhino
    @TheWhiteRhino 5 років тому +2282

    Who tf knows a straight person who flexes on being straight

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 5 років тому +184

      Exactly, no one

    • @eeeguba432
      @eeeguba432 5 років тому +93

      Hello, oh btw im veg...i mean straight

    • @Ok-cx4jw
      @Ok-cx4jw 5 років тому +31

      I'm Michael fassbender but also AHM STRAIGHT (that's a joke I'm just showing how moronic it sounds)

    • @echinaceapetals4143
      @echinaceapetals4143 5 років тому +182

      Homophobes. Remember the straight pride parade thing?

    • @GraceHartman28
      @GraceHartman28 5 років тому +50

      @@echinaceapetals4143 that wasnt homophobic. they organized it with milo, an openly gay man. also they did that just to see the leftś double standard. they dont actually care

  • @jaaykaay
    @jaaykaay 5 років тому +1041

    I find this offensive..
    *My Bucket has No Hole*

    • @Mauripsu
      @Mauripsu 5 років тому +6

      How do you fill it then?

    • @jaaykaay
      @jaaykaay 5 років тому +22

      @@Mauripsu i don't..
      I just like to look at it

    • @radgaming7840
      @radgaming7840 5 років тому +1

      Z

    • @jaaykaay
      @jaaykaay 5 років тому

      Purple

    • @jaaykaay
      @jaaykaay 5 років тому

      Green

  • @wyvernnemecek595
    @wyvernnemecek595 3 роки тому +4

    Whenever I come to “r/MurderedbyWords”, I’m awestruck by some of the amazing things that people can say. Every moron who said the black hole image was shite, deserved every lecture they received. This...What I’m about to say sounds incredibly stupid, however I find myself looking at these posts of word murder (the lectures) as a jumping off point for education.
    I hadn’t realized how bad it was for gals when it came to the debate regarding makeup. Almost all of the women in my life were comfortable with themselves and used makeup to accentuate their beauty, or would find ways to overcome troubles they had. Most of the girls I knew growing up, were similarly minded. For this reason, I didn’t realize just how intense the debate could get and now I’m definitely intrigued by the lecture on stances regarding beauty products.
    Similarly, I grew up around people who appreciated science and respected religious differences as best they could. When I saw the black hole image, I was fairly confused at first because I hadn’t realized what it was. As soon as my brother explained it, there was a whole new wave of emotions, knowing that mankind made an enormous step forward. In an almost opposite direction, I’ve also begun to re-learn about the different sects of Satanism like I’d been doing in high school after my aunt became friends with a practitioner of Luciferianism. Until today, I didn’t even realize that there were issues regarding these topics.
    While it saddens me to know that things aren’t as great as they feel at times, word murder helps me learn about the world as well as helps me find myself happier with the life I was dealt. Due to my ADHD and budding psychosis, I find myself at a loss for pertinent questions and have a high probability for being unawares. It’s why I spend time talking online with folks, as it helps me learn their struggles, giving me places to expand my horizons in terms of awareness. This helps me become more informed as well as reinforces how lucky I am in life.
    To all the folks at Emkay, thank you for this treasure you’ve given me and I deeply apologize if anything I’ve said in this comment has made you at all uncomfortable. If you’d like me to retract it, I’ll do so. Have a blessed day ☺️

  • @A_Shrubbery1901
    @A_Shrubbery1901 3 роки тому +1

    I can't these people are just so savage and these insults are to amazing it's to good

  • @purpleshirtfish
    @purpleshirtfish 5 років тому +626

    Bro you just got owned by Ali-A....
    *ALI-A*

    • @NindyBK
      @NindyBK 5 років тому +20

      Plus he’s standing up for ZeRo, a total god.

    • @TheeNero
      @TheeNero 5 років тому +4

      Me to Ali-A: THIS TIME WE JOIN THE FIGHT

    • @Brainhorn
      @Brainhorn 5 років тому +3

      He didn't, though

    • @TheActualTed
      @TheActualTed 5 років тому

      Not at all.

    • @Cutesticles
      @Cutesticles 5 років тому

      Whoever he is

  • @taylor13kanye741
    @taylor13kanye741 4 роки тому +188

    Nobody:
    EmKay: struggling to pronounce everything

  • @peachesandcream333
    @peachesandcream333 3 роки тому +2

    Lol I had an allergic reaction to my tetanus shot.
    (I now have moderate PTSD because the nurse who injected me held me down to give it to me and I already had another PTSD experience before that where 5 adults held me down and drilled into my teeth without proper sedation.)
    My arm's capillaries turned purple and my arm turned pink, then I couldn't feel or move my arm for about 30 minutes. I'm so happy something worse didn't happen. A substance that by body thought was toxic was injected into my bloodstream, I cant imagine if my reaction was more severe and reached my brain.
    I'm not an anti-vaccination person, shots r important. I just dont think I can ever get near one again. I had a pretty severe episode just by seeing someone on TV get a shot. (I fell onto the floor and protected my arm in absolute fear and braced, my friend was very confused lol)

  • @BananaWasTaken
    @BananaWasTaken 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine if someone’s dying in a hospital, then a person with a bruised knee walks in and says, “you look poor, so I should be treated before you.”

  • @jessicapatterson1358
    @jessicapatterson1358 4 роки тому +189

    0:12 the distance of kilometers between her eyebrows is the distance she's allowed to be next to the neighbour's kid

    • @kami5198
      @kami5198 4 роки тому +12

      rare insults

    • @morapazfilgueira743
      @morapazfilgueira743 4 роки тому +2

      Weird flex but ok

    • @kittymellisaqueen
      @kittymellisaqueen 4 роки тому +2

      A bratz doll eyes are closer together than her eyes.

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 4 роки тому +1

      Not very far, tho. The distance *you’re* allowed is way further.

    • @jessicapatterson1358
      @jessicapatterson1358 4 роки тому

      @@TheMamaluigi300 are you just repeating what mumsy wumsy said to you aww that's so sad isn't it?

  • @navyntune8158
    @navyntune8158 4 роки тому +537

    OK, random facts time. That so-called "u" is actually a symbol for micro. That one around 1:32

    • @unoriginalname4426
      @unoriginalname4426 4 роки тому +50

      And the “as” stands for arcsecond, so it would be pronounced “micro arcsecond”

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 4 роки тому +12

      The more we know

    • @BappO-is-me
      @BappO-is-me 4 роки тому +9

      Can someone tell me what that actually means XD I’m a regard so a micro arcsecond is kinda confusing

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 4 роки тому +2

      @@ghgdjjx5929 👍

    • @benjaminduvoldnilsen1572
      @benjaminduvoldnilsen1572 4 роки тому +6

      What is an Arcsecond? I hope that the reason I don't know is that I have only heard it in my native language, since you all learned it in 6th and 7th grade...

  • @unevennoble9363
    @unevennoble9363 Рік тому +1

    Ok I have asthma right now, because apparently if my body was a city the response to someone who LOOKS like a petty thief that isn't even in the city is arming the cops with MINI NUKE LAUNCHERS.

  • @tatkkyo9911
    @tatkkyo9911 13 днів тому

    I'm just happy that both the undergraduate student and the doctor thesis writer are both geting credit. People forget that everyone's contributions are important.

  • @jjprs3062
    @jjprs3062 5 років тому +227

    5:25 excuse me?
    I feel VERY much insulted that my bucket does not have a hole in it!
    How dare you question my rights to have a hole in my bucket! How dare you suggest that I am not worthy of such holes in my bucket!

    • @SteveMelissaMcAdams
      @SteveMelissaMcAdams 4 роки тому +3

      I’m not sure if your actually insulted, or making a joke but.. Preach?..

    • @CandyBoot
      @CandyBoot 4 роки тому +9

      Steve & Melissa McAdams She's making a joke. :) If you can't tell, her comment is sarcastic.

    • @SteveMelissaMcAdams
      @SteveMelissaMcAdams 4 роки тому +4

      MIЅHᏦᎯLᎯᏉᎯ I Was On the bridge between sarcastic and Meaning it. And I took a wild guess, thanks though dude

    • @CandyBoot
      @CandyBoot 4 роки тому +3

      Steve & Melissa McAdams No problem. ^^

    • @marsmallow9580
      @marsmallow9580 4 роки тому

      OMG I know right I wanted 50 holes too

  • @MasterIII67
    @MasterIII67 4 роки тому +396

    “Women have more ptsd from sexual assault and domestic violence”
    A random Veteran
    “I saw my fellow soldiers get blown up and their brains fly all over the place”

    • @BappO-is-me
      @BappO-is-me 4 роки тому +79

      Woman: “Your white male opinion is invalid, you lose”

    • @DKofDAH
      @DKofDAH 4 роки тому +4

      Just murica things 🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @DKofDAH
      @DKofDAH 4 роки тому +5

      Barber of Seville p.e.d. Who ever insults the us army navi etc .( wich haven’t defended their country since 1776, but just attacked others) insults all American citizens. So: „just murica things!“

    • @bioluminescentbro179
      @bioluminescentbro179 4 роки тому +53

      But it isn't a contest yo

    • @trash3372
      @trash3372 4 роки тому +74

      it’s stupid that she tried to make it a woman thing and not a human thing. Any gender can get PTSD, it’s infuriating that she was trying to make it about just women. Fuck that.

  • @vantablack8258
    @vantablack8258 3 роки тому +1

    Someone : fight me in ps4
    Oh wait you dont have a ps4
    You : fight me in real life
    Oh wait you dont have a real life

  • @type1hero146
    @type1hero146 2 роки тому

    My dude has to occasionally stop reading in order to make sure he hasn't violated the Geneva convention at all.

  • @ghosthoochie4063
    @ghosthoochie4063 4 роки тому +36

    Imagine carrying a baby for nine months and spending hours pushing him out only for him to think he deserves priority over A PERSON WHO IS LITERALLY DYING just because he has insurance.

    • @iv689
      @iv689 2 роки тому +4

      *picks up shotgun*
      "¿Have you ever gave someone a birthday gift after their birthday?"

    • @-nightlyfireflies-9561
      @-nightlyfireflies-9561 Рік тому

      Me: hey Google, how late is too late to get an abortion?

  • @cesh8954
    @cesh8954 4 роки тому +95

    5:41 Guys his description of the middle school kid is totally accurate. My mother smoked and the smell was engrave into my clothes, causing suspicion in the thoughts of my friends that I was a smoker

    • @Papersky01
      @Papersky01 4 роки тому +3

      Yes I agree my clothes smelt like they were about to crumble to ash

    • @zmainly
      @zmainly 4 роки тому +3

      My parents have been smoking ever since i was born.
      People think im smoking at 13.

    • @ImTopin
      @ImTopin 3 роки тому +1

      I'm reminded of how my cousin and girlfriend will always carry a scent of smoke on them because their houses are ridden with the stuff from their parents.
      Once when I had my gf over, her coat reaked of smoke so badly, my sister had to take it out of the closet because the fumes were affecting her fiancé that badly.

    • @Thollis1987
      @Thollis1987 3 роки тому +3

      I can relate as well with the exception of lung cancer thank God! I hate cigarettes with a passion! My mom smoked from 1990 up until she quitted 2016. She only quit because of a health scare. Doing drugs are never cool. It can bite you in the butt one day.

    • @vivalachoba
      @vivalachoba 3 роки тому +3

      My dad was a chainsmoker for most of my childhood. Everything in the house smelled like it was burned to the ground, you could see an actual cloud of smoke when you came into my house and my dad would send my 10yr old ass to get him cigarettes (back then the sellers didn't ask any questions since in my country almost everyone was smoking). Of course I leant that smoking is ok and I took it up when i was 20. The stupidest decision of my life! I'm smoke free for almost 2 years now and even the faintest smell of cigarettes can give me a rage fit. So yeah... smoking? Sooo cool 😐

  • @jstroyergames4357
    @jstroyergames4357 2 роки тому +1

    "My girl Patricia lookin like a bratts doll" OMG IM DYING

  • @nobodyreadshandles
    @nobodyreadshandles Рік тому

    love how the music literally stops at the "you sound like" part