“There’s gotta be somebody stupid enough to take this off my hands” Oh Hoovie I was hoping you’d shake his hand I really hope you show this one to the Wizard.
I personally love BMW'S, after looking at my uncle's used e60 530d (ik it's a diesel, ofc they would be kinda reliable) it has like 300k km and still hauls like a mf with no major issue whatsoever, just general maintenance. Well it all depends on how you take care of your car tbh, i think ppl that buy toyotas (etc.) just don't care about service intervals (I'm a carguy who loves every build, as long as it has a purpose)
Re: Auctions. This car will be bought by a used car dealer for $4k, and then put on a used car lot and sold to some poor soul who will finance the car at 10% interest rate, and pay $12k for it. They will drive it for a few months until the fuel pumps fail, and then not have $5k to fix it, nor will they be able to pay off the $12k loan and will have no car to drive to work. Meanwhile a fan of the show who knows the issue and cost with full disclosure would buy it as a second car, and fix it while only paying $4k for the car. Hoovie - you’re sending some poor soul literally in to bankruptcy by selling it at auction.
You can rebuild the pumps pretty cheap, ~$200 or so, Tyler just needed a good story. If you finance a car with no warranty, you do so knowing the second you sign the paper that it could fail before you pull off the lot. Don't finance cars. Ever. And even the shadiest bank won't finance a 13 year old BMW. A buy-here-pay-here lot will usually take it back because it's better to keep you paying on something than have you walk away from a worthless car.
@@gasfiltered I wouldn't say never finance a car, but if you do, make sure it has a nice warranty. CarMax for example might upcharge used cars and don't haggle, but they have an unbeatable warranty for a used luxury car
No one is forcing a “poor soul” to buy a 13 year old BMW on credit. There are choices and consequences: the buyer needs to be responsible for their actions.
I have a wealthy friend to veered me off from buying a used 7 series years ago, he had had two of them and leased them for only 2 years at a time. Said it was a wonderful car when new, but buyers demand bleeding-edge technology for these machines and that always dooms the cars to breakdowns after about 40K miles.
Bill Olsen they aren t that bad in europe at least:)) in my country most of em are bought used with over 150k miles and they keep going for at least 100k more ,i have a friend of mine that has an 800k km e46 so they pretty good:))
@@shaggy2397 An european quoting miles? Uh huh...I a lot of the cars I saw in Germany, were under 50,000km in 4 years. The countries aren't US large, I don't even think Germany is larger than Florida.
@@hamsterbrigade well in Germany it is normal to drive about 15k km per year average with your private car. Aside from that, Germany is a bit more than twice the size of Florida.
"One side is smokeing and the other is not" Gamoon, but your knee to the ground and have a look. Ther ise a flap in the pipe that opens on full throttle... Thats why you don't see smoke!
5:30 As someone who owns and works on BMW’s, NEVER go to the dealership for parts especially for a car that old. I did one search on eBay for the fuel pumps, and I found multiple OEM lightly used or new examples for around $500 or even a bit less than that. Also if you were to get another BMW I’d recommend the E38 740i or 750i. I got my 740 around 2-3 years ago, and I put about $8k into it for new parts and a transmission rebuild. It has run with no lights on ever since. The most I’ve done to it is an oil change. If you were to go that route, I’d also recommend a facelifted model between 2000-2001
I 100% agree that you never buy new engine parts for old cars from the dealership. Like you said it's always best to shop around to find the best quality at the best price car parts.
I test drove a used 2000 in Miami. It was incredible. Awesome! My idiot girlfriend didn't LIKE the salesman even though they kept lowering the price. She was snob from the UK. She bought a POS Range Rover instead. She really showed them at Braman BMW. Face Palm. I bought a 2005 E46 M3 years later. Wrench myself. Parts off Ebay, Amazon or mechanic's prices from the Stealer. My assistant mechanic works during the week at the BMW Stealer parts counter. I get awesome pricing!
"hoovie: you should never buy a cheap alpina b7" also hoovie: "thanks to alpina doing this to them, SUPERCHARGER, 500 hp" me: ...... * *searches up alpina b7 for sale* *
The failing high pressure fuel pumps are indeed pretty common for most N73 drivers. It's mostly caused due to a faong membrane inside the pumps. But there are alot of sellers out there selling revised pumps for 350$/ea or so.
"It basically felt like I was driving this giant land yacht with a 50 HP lawn mower engine"... What kind of lawn mowers are you driving, Tyler? cause I want one.
I am a car dealer that buys a BMW from the auction almost every week, I just bought a 2004 Z4 Friday and I will buy your 760LI, I have been trying to find one for years and haven't had any luck, please contact me, I'm in Oklahoma.
Ayo I got an '08 750Li that's sitting in my driveway, dead as disco from a huge ass oil leak. I'm in the hole for an *embarrassingly undisclosed* amount, PLEASE do the lords work and get this bullshit off my hands! I made a mistake in my single days in 2015.
I'd buy it, rebuild the fuel pumps, and flip it for a quick 10 grand! lol I don't know what Hoovies on about, those pumps can be rebuilt for less than half the cost of one new pump.
I’ve had a 03 760li for a year now and I love it I would almost guarantee it’s the cheapest v12 ever purchased in history I paid $200 and after some research and wrenching it’s an amazing machine that’s great to drive just gotta put your big boy pants on and research the platform and be willing to get greasy
He knows. It’s all part of his channel. You can tell the real morons, they’re the ones who think in dealer prices and tell you never to buy a used Merc or BMW. For the rest of us, when parts get that expensive, nature abhors a vacuum and repairers spring up. Recently bought a recon door lock for an E class. €35.
@@Kluneberg makkr facts. Tons of aftermarket dont use the cheap plastic that are standard OEM for BMW. That's how they get the owners, sadly, but just change out the plastics for aluminum or metal and good to go!
I bought a Peugeot 206 shift knob from Aliexpress for $10 which is a fraction of the price the Peugeot dealer would have asked and it's better quality than OEM.
the N73 HPFP's share some internal stuff like the membranes with other, cheaper OEM Bosch parts for other brands (Ford, VW) so you could have them rebuilt probably. Also worthwhile to check if there are any recalls for these V12 fuel pumps because BMW issues HPFP recalls for the N54 inline six back in the day
Mario Lopez he was long in the tooth last year... the guy is a broken record constantly repeating himself and bashing german cars. If you have enough money to buy a BMW then go buy one!! But just be sure you keep some cash around in the glove box because it’s going to break down eventually, just like any other car. I wonder how much Scotty would freak out if he knew that modern Toyota’s are made of the same shit Chinese wires and plastic.
In 2015 i bought in Germany a new Alpina D3 Biturbo (bmw 3 serie Touring F31) it's a 6cyl diesel engine and it's totally reliable. I drove 155.000km and only had regular maintenance and didn't had any failure! I love the styling of alpina! Everybody has M parts lately on there bimmers. But alpina you don't see often!
Shift Gears I was looking at a 760 with 36,000 miles, and it’s had more seals and maintenance done to it than my 180,000 mile 530i has had in almost its 20 year life span lol.
@@mikes062 wizard gave permission for Hoovie to bring the BMW to a different mechanic. Car wizard bought a diagnostic tool to keep the lambo out of Johnny's shop since johnny has a diagnostic tool for it. Fun fact both of Hoovies mechanics drive Volkswagons right now.
Just bought a 2006 750Li w/54k miles! Every repair has been like $15 & 20 minutes on avg. Telescoping up&down, power thigh supports, exhaust smoke (pcv valves), hood props, front passenger lock. Sum free. None over $20. Immaculate!
Hey Hoovie. Thanks for saving literally my life and savings account. I was thinking about trading in my 2007 Toyota Sequoia for a 7 series (2008-2012) but I have seen the light. Keeping the sequoia for my family and I’ll wait to make a totally different and terrible decision later on. Seriously. This video saved me.
Would recomend a 330 or 530i or D both will run forever. or ( )35i (only with the n55 engine not the n54) 35d is pretty reliable too wouldnt touch any pre 2012 bmw v8
I have a 02 Sequoia I bought for $3700. It has 300k+ miles. I've had it two years and 50k miles and replaced the hatch handle ($35), a window motor ($70), the gas cap ($12), and rocker cover gaskets ($60). The rest is just maintenance stuff. I don't think any BMW could run for two years cheaper than that with that mileage. Wait, that last sentence is wrong. I don't think any BMW could run with that mileage. There. Fixed.
David Kaminski I also don’t know of a more boring car than an 02 Toyota Sequoia... it’s about more than reliability. If you want to have fun, get a BMW. If you don’t actually like cars for anything more than a utilitarian purpose/If you want to brag to your next door neighbor Gary about how reliable your car is, don’t get a BMW. Johnny, and David: You’re boring people, and that’s ok
730d is ok e engine and drivetrain wise. Then it depends on the last owner, if he maintained it well and got things fixed as they did brake. Or if he Just drove and accumulated problems.. I has mine for 4 years. I bought it second hand 5 years old. But if i did not have car Electronics as a hobby, it would have become crazy expensive car to own... I Will for sure never have car with soft close Doors without warranty again. Its almost impossible to keep the 7 series car 100% Electronic wise....
Just a heads up anyone looking for a 2006-2008 BMW 750, it’s not as bad is it sounds if you’re mechanically inclined. Most of the work is workable for the newbie mechanic. The $5000 fuel pump he’s talking about could be bought for $300-$500 a pair. Not OEM but good enough for the life of the car. If you go to the BMW forums, you’ll actually understand how cheap it actually is to own. BUT!!! If you’re not mechanically inclined at all, it’ll be expensive. I’ve owned my 2006 750Li for 5 years and 90k KMs (50k miles approx). It hasn’t cost much more than my 2007 Accord and it costs less than my 2007 Avalanche (truck). It really is a nice car and you have to own one to actually appreciate the simplicity of it. There’s a bunch of electronics inside but the electronics don’t really fail. If it does, it’s likely an amplifier, alternator or battery replacement.
lol..! Ditto, but on the bright side by mid-twenties stated chopping what little I had left DIY with a hair trimmer. Now in my 50's must have saved thousands in hair cuts..
Man you are car "sick" like me. If I had unlimited money I will keep buying old second hand cars and repairing them...you have to understand that feeling, the feeling to own it and the satisfaction after you fix it and you drive it. One of the best channels on youtube. Keep it up!
The thing is, the e65 v8s are the most reliable 7series of all time, if you repair the waterpipe, and the valve seal problem, after that this car is a Tank. No rust, no cracking noises in the interior, no suspension problems.
Bought a 2000 740iL with really high miles about 5 years ago. I drove it to work everyday. Fixed any issues (there were many) myself and kept it on the road. The craftsmanship and luxury in that 20 year old car is amazing. My new car is a 2018 Challenger RT. I’d rather drive the BMW.
Exactly! I've been saying this since they initially announced it!!! When they all start falling apart at 60k miles, it's going to be pretty spectacular. 😄
Dee T toyota supervised and created the electronic platforms but bmw was in charge of the powertrain and design so i doubt there’s going to be too many problems with the supra considering bmw makes great engines but shit electronics
@@bassboostgod6576 From what I saw Toyota was also highly involved with the speccing of their chassis and with making sure that each of the components of the car including the engine and fasteners etc were up to Toyota's quality standards. It's in some video with the Toyota engineers talking about how they built the car in collab with BMW. It seemed at the least interesting to see how this all plays out. I can't see Toyota wanting to attach themselves in name and reputation to something that is going to fall apart. The Supra might be the best BMW you can purchase
Three BMW owner here - 740i Sport, 740iL, and 325ci convertible. They depreciate so well. (Depreciation is a gift from the Car Gods to us car guys.). Most repairs on them only need to be done once. I bought mine, all very nice, rust-free 2001s, with moderate mileage (80,000 average) and near the bottom of their depreciation curve. I have personally put about 100,000 miles on the trio in 6 going on 7 years. Buy them for 90-95% off of the original sticker price, fix them, love them. I feel like a know a secret way to buying really nice cars that few people seem to understand. Next on my list: a 750iL or maybe an X5.
Hi I am in the uk. I ran a 4.4 V8 E39 saloon that was 5 years old. I owned the car for 11 years and never had any expensive issues. Lots of BMW specialist here charging very reasonable prices. Apart from the main dealers that are extortionate.
I’m In The uk, I have had a string of VWs over the last 14 years, I still have the first golf I ever got when I was 21, v6 4motion golf, it has been as loyal as a dog to me over these years, started every time, yeah I have done a lot of standard servicing. But that’s it. Only German cars in America seam to be a pain.
I think maintenance is not too bad, especially if you do the simple stuff yourself (oil changes, filters, spark plugs etc). Repairs will cost arm and leg and more though.
R S well you say that, what the reality is, is that most of the German cars you have in the US are not made in Germany they are made in Mexico, and made badly by poorly trained workers. Where in the UK most out German cars are made in Germany and the rest in other EU country’s. And they just last so much better, with very little faults over there life time
I love how bmw owners describe their problems in the comments and how they repaired things, how much they spend on repairs etc. Meanwhile toyota owners: What is "repair"?
lol that is NOT true. I just returned my Toyota avensis that I leased in 2016, the worst car I have ever owned. Loud motor noise, crappy electric steering, too stiff and bumpy suspension, super cheap interior like door handles and such. And it broke down one time per year. After that I invested $2000 in my old e39 and now I have a fast and comfortable car that is better in every aspect, except for age. Oh yeah, my old bimmer uses less fuel also :)
@@Angel-rn2lq Im getting one of those as soon as I can afford it, I'm also going for a singleturbo and +600bhp. I used to have a e36 m52b25 that I converted to turbo. Bmw's with turbos are the best thing ever! :D
Still wondering how it took BMW 20 years before they realized that running 2 ECU's, 2 of every sensor, 2 high pressure fuel pumps, 2 of basically everything was a bad idea...
I own a 2007 BMW E92 330i 272hp since 2013, had 100k km on the clock when bought. Normally aspirated 3L 6cyl port injection. No issues so far, only changed the 11 yrs old battery 2 yrs ago.
@Mike's Big Mouth it has nothing to do with diet. In America us men only find peace and quiet from our wives and kids in the toilet. It's our sanctuary. I know when I shut my bathroom door i have between 20-40 minutes of peace, tranquility, and alone time before someone notices I'm not around.
Tyler, let the record show, it's videos exactly like THIS that make me (and hopefully thousands of other subscribers) love your channel and your masochistic love of making broken cars awesome again.
Hey man, There is a simple solution to your 760i issue. Here in Germany we produce the gaskets you need ourselves. They can be exported to US. No need for replacing to whole thing!! Love the channel & best regards
" The Most Profound Comment Ever!" in a Hoovie's Garage comment section - He does it, so you don't have to! Or that other classic "Some people are just put on this earth as a warning to others!".
Tyler, I just did a google search for "BMW 760 high pressure fuel pump" and I turned up several refurbished units for sale between $250 and $499, so you aren't totally screwed after all!
Those usually aren’t going to last long you know. Problem is they are expensive new because pump is engine specific so they are very rare and low production. So example 335i, same type of pump costs 800-900$ new and of course it is only one per car, not two.
There has got to be a way to source pumps that meet the same spec. My Volvo was broke down in the UP of Michigan and needed ;a pump. The only garage in this little town needed to order one and would be 4 days. I asked them to look up GM pumps for small displacement engines. They had a Pontiac pump that worked on 4 cylinder cars. They pulled the Volvo, I swapped the wires, they put it in. Drove it for another 100k.
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The Catmother lmfaooooooooooooo
Didnt see that coming 🙄 wait, yes i did
Jeez Schilling hair loss products? At least do Dollar shave club or vincerro watches like other channels. HAIR LOSS PRODUCTS!! REALLY *REALLY*
That sponsorship is how I know my 16 y/o self is not the target demographic for this channel lol
@@TheLoxxxton Maybe he should schill for Adult Diapers and Erectile Disfunction pills too.
I saw cheap 7 series and it confirmed that Hoovie is definitely an automotive masochist. This is the content I signed up for.
LOL fr
“There’s gotta be somebody stupid enough to take this off my hands” Oh Hoovie I was hoping you’d shake his hand I really hope you show this one to the Wizard.
Wizard will do a similar ritual as he did to the white mercedes roadster
no way the Wizard will touch that BMW lol, he may slam the shop door when he sees it coming!!
Wizard has better cars to work on than that defective BMW.
I’d imagine this one will stay with the Ninja...Weeeeezard would put it under his lift forks and crush it
I saw that Familiar look on his face before he said that he's buying it.
Nice job advertising hair loss treatment in broken 7-series video. It's all connected
All it's missing is a YT ad for boner pills to get the trifecta.
🤐🤣🤣👍👍
@@ZGryphon hahaha for sure hahaha lol
Lol
And an Alcoholics Anonymous hotline 😂
I thought he was gonna be like what idiot would buy this car :
Cut scene: hoovie driving away with it
You haven’t been here long huh
That would have been a better ending imo
As I just said: I think it's time for an intervention......
No you didn't.
Muskoka Mike again.
1. Buys a BMW
2. Turns out it's plagued by issues.
3. On the way to sell it buys an even more broken one.
/hoovie's logic and I'm not even mad.
I personally love BMW'S, after looking at my uncle's used e60 530d (ik it's a diesel, ofc they would be kinda reliable) it has like 300k km and still hauls like a mf with no major issue whatsoever, just general maintenance. Well it all depends on how you take care of your car tbh, i think ppl that buy toyotas (etc.) just don't care about service intervals (I'm a carguy who loves every build, as long as it has a purpose)
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@@OFF1c1alG3n e60 530d here is like 3k for perfect mechanically and a bit ruff on outside with about 200 000k km abaut 120 000k miles
@@OFF1c1alG3n I love them as well, I wish BMW would put more effort into quality and reliability.
A bit too melodramatic. Not sure how many more videos of his I can watch.
"Really common BMW problem"
There seems to be a lot of those.
👏tell👏me👏about👏it👏
Ya
when a bmw has 1 problem the other problems gotta show up
Had two mini coopers one non S and one S both were a riot to drive but both ending up being basket cases
@@chrisherbert4454 ya bmw ruined the mini
"it's a little broken"
*Whole dashboard ripped off*
🤣
It will buff out
Charlie lol 😂
Weight reduction
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tyler: Don't ever buy a used BMW... Oh look, a used BMW
An dramatically broken BMW offcourse...
@@Daemonarch2k6 But its an Alpina
@@richardbutton1179 for $3500
Fat Tony Slim Alpina is now a seperate brand....
@@OFF1c1alG3n Yeah true
Re: Auctions. This car will be bought by a used car dealer for $4k, and then put on a used car lot and sold to some poor soul who will finance the car at 10% interest rate, and pay $12k for it. They will drive it for a few months until the fuel pumps fail, and then not have $5k to fix it, nor will they be able to pay off the $12k loan and will have no car to drive to work.
Meanwhile a fan of the show who knows the issue and cost with full disclosure would buy it as a second car, and fix it while only paying $4k for the car.
Hoovie - you’re sending some poor soul literally in to bankruptcy by selling it at auction.
You can rebuild the pumps pretty cheap, ~$200 or so, Tyler just needed a good story. If you finance a car with no warranty, you do so knowing the second you sign the paper that it could fail before you pull off the lot. Don't finance cars. Ever. And even the shadiest bank won't finance a 13 year old BMW. A buy-here-pay-here lot will usually take it back because it's better to keep you paying on something than have you walk away from a worthless car.
@@gasfiltered I wouldn't say never finance a car, but if you do, make sure it has a nice warranty. CarMax for example might upcharge used cars and don't haggle, but they have an unbeatable warranty for a used luxury car
No one is forcing a “poor soul” to buy a 13 year old BMW on credit. There are choices and consequences: the buyer needs to be responsible for their actions.
That seems very accurate
The 'poor soul' should research the car before buying it and maybe not drop money on cars they can't afford.
I remember reading somewhere from a guy who owned a 7 series saying the only reliable thing on it was the tires.
I have a wealthy friend to veered me off from buying a used 7 series years ago, he had had two of them and leased them for only 2 years at a time. Said it was a wonderful car when new, but buyers demand bleeding-edge technology for these machines and that always dooms the cars to breakdowns after about 40K miles.
Bill Olsen they aren t that bad in europe at least:)) in my country most of em are bought used with over 150k miles and they keep going for at least 100k more ,i have a friend of mine that has an 800k km e46 so they pretty good:))
@@shaggy2397 An european quoting miles? Uh huh...I a lot of the cars I saw in Germany, were under 50,000km in 4 years. The countries aren't US large, I don't even think Germany is larger than Florida.
Shaggy Are more of them diesels?
@@hamsterbrigade well in Germany it is normal to drive about 15k km per year average with your private car. Aside from that, Germany is a bit more than twice the size of Florida.
I’m going to lose more hair keeping up with a 7 series repairs lol
That's why Keeps is the sponsor of this video. Lol
Terry Skarry right!!🤣🤣
Rob: “There’s gotta be someone stupid enough to to take this off my hands...”
Hoovie: Grins like Cheshire Cat
I died at that part ;D
Sooner or later, they all end up driven by Persian immigrants.
Doug: THIS IS A... ohh wait wrong video
My favorite car related quote: we are too poor to buy cheap cars.
Felt that one lol
Not just a car quote, I only heard "we are to poor to buy cheap things"
On his way to sell a 7 series to an auction while explaining how bad it is. Buys another 7 series along the way lol
252laylow this is fuckin legendary 😂😂
the first world equivalent of going to the grocery to buy some milk but ending up going home with everything but the milk
Thats awesome
So funny. I’m sure he has the money to keep up with the repairs but still really funny.
That's the ugliest 7 series ever built.
"One side is smokeing and the other is not" Gamoon, but your knee to the ground and have a look. Ther ise a flap in the pipe that opens on full throttle... Thats why you don't see smoke!
Mikko Kadak correct.
Fact
5:30 As someone who owns and works on BMW’s, NEVER go to the dealership for parts especially for a car that old. I did one search on eBay for the fuel pumps, and I found multiple OEM lightly used or new examples for around $500 or even a bit less than that. Also if you were to get another BMW I’d recommend the E38 740i or 750i. I got my 740 around 2-3 years ago, and I put about $8k into it for new parts and a transmission rebuild. It has run with no lights on ever since. The most I’ve done to it is an oil change. If you were to go that route, I’d also recommend a facelifted model between 2000-2001
I think the 2000 - 2001 models are the best BMW has done. Seen 5s and 7s with over 400k and Zero engine vibration.
2003 e39 and 2001 e38 are the ultimate bm's
I 100% agree that you never buy new engine parts for old cars from the dealership. Like you said it's always best to shop around to find the best quality at the best price car parts.
I test drove a used 2000 in Miami. It was incredible. Awesome!
My idiot girlfriend didn't LIKE the salesman even though they kept lowering the price. She was snob from the UK. She bought a POS Range Rover instead.
She really showed them at Braman BMW. Face Palm.
I bought a 2005 E46 M3 years later. Wrench myself. Parts off Ebay, Amazon or mechanic's prices from the Stealer.
My assistant mechanic works during the week at the BMW Stealer parts counter. I get awesome pricing!
as someone with a Facelift E38 735i (M62) the Prefacelift front looks better
"hoovie: you should never buy a cheap alpina b7"
also hoovie: "thanks to alpina doing this to them, SUPERCHARGER, 500 hp"
me: ...... * *searches up alpina b7 for sale* *
im Schwaggy that was the first thing I did
Head gasket/ring failures are usually what finally kills most cars at 150-200K miles.
@@plektosgamingdo maintenance regularly and you’d be fine unless u get unlucky
The failing high pressure fuel pumps are indeed pretty common for most N73 drivers. It's mostly caused due to a faong membrane inside the pumps. But there are alot of sellers out there selling revised pumps for 350$/ea or so.
exactly.
Everyone: No one is this stupid to buy a car like this.
Tyler: Hold my beer
When you have all the money and free time in the world to buy one like this kid does, you buy one.
Lmao ‘this kid’, yeah he has all the time by having 2 kids, a UA-cam career and manages his own businesses. Pretty sure he deserves this hobby.
It's a Corona
Best laugh so far today. Now let me watch more of these videos.
I own this car for 10 years + and runs like a charm, it just needs to be serviced on time
"It basically felt like I was driving this giant land yacht with a 50 HP lawn mower engine"... What kind of lawn mowers are you driving, Tyler? cause I want one.
There may be a Kubota out there with a 50-horse motor in it, but it's certainly not a lawn mower.
Ferris has a zero turn mower with a 35hp kawasaki engine. Used to work for a place that sold them
A custom one. My lawnmower has a hellcat engine in it.
I am a car dealer that buys a BMW from the auction almost every week, I just bought a 2004 Z4 Friday and I will buy your 760LI, I have been trying to find one for years and haven't had any luck, please contact me, I'm in Oklahoma.
DM him you may have a better shot
Ken Hughes how can I reach you about a bmw I’m thinking bout buying
Do not dream Ken, this is a phony show. Just funny to watch. End of story !
If hoovie sells it to you, he eill lose 10,000 in youtube revenue...he no t really a dumby he just plays one on youtube
Ayo I got an '08 750Li that's sitting in my driveway, dead as disco from a huge ass oil leak. I'm in the hole for an *embarrassingly undisclosed* amount, PLEASE do the lords work and get this bullshit off my hands! I made a mistake in my single days in 2015.
"There's gotta be someone stupid enough to buy it...!"
"Done!!"
I would've bought it too honestly. If repairs total to around $10,000 it's worth it. You're not going to have a better car for $13000
I'd buy it, rebuild the fuel pumps, and flip it for a quick 10 grand! lol I don't know what Hoovies on about, those pumps can be rebuilt for less than half the cost of one new pump.
@@TOM-C. the alpina is worth buying not his original 7 series though lol
DONE. METOO
I was like, I don't like where this conversation is headed... TYLER, NOOOOO!! 😂
Switch the motors in the 7 series and the DeLorean, so that you have a fast DeLorean and a reliable BMW, 2 things that have never happened
Nothing reliable about that French delorean engine.
Zac Larkby that’s good
You’re a moron.
I like Hoovies Delorian
@@Yukikazehalo they are making new $100,000 delorians with electric engines soon.
I’ve had a 03 760li for a year now and I love it I would almost guarantee it’s the cheapest v12 ever purchased in history I paid $200 and after some research and wrenching it’s an amazing machine that’s great to drive just gotta put your big boy pants on and research the platform and be willing to get greasy
M8 there is a guy who rebuilds them pumps for 300 usd or import them from here in UK for 1k a pair
Exactly what I thought, why is he quoting official BMW prices? Everyone knows it's a lot cheaper to get these types of parts rebuilt or buy used.
@@tibor29 It fits the narrative of his channel.
He knows. It’s all part of his channel. You can tell the real morons, they’re the ones who think in dealer prices and tell you never to buy a used Merc or BMW. For the rest of us, when parts get that expensive, nature abhors a vacuum and repairers spring up. Recently bought a recon door lock for an E class. €35.
I know somebody who can 3D print the internal parts out of titanium.
@@basstrammel1322 wait-a-minute, are you saying this is essentially a realty show??
Hoovie buys the cheapest car in the USA.
Also hoovie : shocked when It keeps breaking down.
BMW doesn’t know the word “recall”. Instead, we enthusiasts will default to calling it “common issues”.
The feul pumps do $202 on ali expres :-) I have tried them and it works well... sold the car but dit not hear them failing.
I'm not going to be surprised if they end up being more reliable than the OEM ones.
@@Kluneberg makkr facts. Tons of aftermarket dont use the cheap plastic that are standard OEM for BMW. That's how they get the owners, sadly, but just change out the plastics for aluminum or metal and good to go!
I bought a Peugeot 206 shift knob from Aliexpress for $10 which is a fraction of the price the Peugeot dealer would have asked and it's better quality than OEM.
the N73 HPFP's share some internal stuff like the membranes with other, cheaper OEM Bosch parts for other brands (Ford, VW) so you could have them rebuilt probably. Also worthwhile to check if there are any recalls for these V12 fuel pumps because BMW issues HPFP recalls for the N54 inline six back in the day
Terry Skarry you right, I replaced water pump on e60 and it was plastic inside, the replacement was all metal
Wizard is going to have a stroke when he finds out
Wizard has drawn a hard line at BMWs for Hoovie. 👍🤣
It won’t be HIS problem.
Yep. Stroke the piles of cash hes gonna make from the repairs.
itsabig BMW was the only German car company that didn’t manufacture cars for the Third Reich
@@guyra2365 yep he will be searching entire countries to buy I stead of islands lol
A friend bought one NEW and so far it's been in "limp home" mode 3x!!! Yes, he has a lot more money than sense.
Someone, somewhere, has the knowledge to rebuild the those fuel pumps.
1099 Deus Vult and he doesn’t want to work on the car. AHEM Car Wizard
Some dude in Eastern Europe could fix it for less than $500.
I came here to say the same thing. At 2.5k each, somebody has figured out how rebuild them.
There's a guy on ebay that does it for 250 each
The rebuild kits are $129.99 each. OI don't understand this remove and replace mentality when it comes to hard parts on a car.
"There's nothing more expensive than a cheap German car." -unknown
Ya
- unknown? you mean those who had one...
@@jameschristiantaylor123 ya that's true
It's probably from Scotty Kilmer.
I'm pretty sure that's in the bible. I've owned 2 used ones and.... never again.
Honestly I subbed not for the cars but for your personality. Your very entertaining. Keep up the great work with the Hooptie fleet.
Somewhere, deep in the heart of Texas, Scotty Kilmer is laughing.
That old man needs to take a breather and realize not everyone wants a Toyota.
Mario Lopez he was long in the tooth last year... the guy is a broken record constantly repeating himself and bashing german cars. If you have enough money to buy a BMW then go buy one!! But just be sure you keep some cash around in the glove box because it’s going to break down eventually, just like any other car. I wonder how much Scotty would freak out if he knew that modern Toyota’s are made of the same shit Chinese wires and plastic.
As a kid I remember when BMW was a badge that meant quality.
I wouldn't go anywhere near a BMW built in the last 25 years.
Supposedly the E90 isn't so terrible
Evan102030 that entire generation of BMW is littered with computer issues
In 2015 i bought in Germany a new Alpina D3 Biturbo (bmw 3 serie Touring F31) it's a 6cyl diesel engine and it's totally reliable. I drove 155.000km and only had regular maintenance and didn't had any failure! I love the styling of alpina! Everybody has M parts lately on there bimmers. But alpina you don't see often!
I still remember the first video I saw of Hoovies Garage, it was about the Hooptie that got stolen and dumped in a wooded area.
The maroon ml55
That was the first one I saw of him too xd
Maybe he should get more cars stolen..., and recovered in some weird way
13:53 the thing has so many warning lights I can't remember them all! 😆
Way to talk it up. Rob is NOT Ed Bolian.
Go home youre drunk, Christmas is over 😂
& that’s why I still have my 2001 BMW 750il w/ 98k miles & rides like new no issues at all!🙂🙂
Hoovie! There’s a 760 near me in a junkyard, I can go and get the fuel pumps for you if it still has them!
What else gona break nxt. Maybe engine
Shift Gears I was looking at a 760 with 36,000 miles, and it’s had more seals and maintenance done to it than my 180,000 mile 530i has had in almost its 20 year life span lol.
What about the z3 coupe in the back?
Probably in the junkyard due to bad fuel pumps lol
Ronnie Romero hahaha probably right lol
“there’s gotta be someone stupid enough to buy this” *Tyler has entered the chat*
You can buy rebuild kits for the HPFP for 120 $ each instead of paying 5000 $.
Hoovie i have 2 of these hp fuel pumps I'm in the uk I'm asking a fair price for both please dm me and we can sort something out
The fleet is so big, Tyler needs 2 mechanics. Love it.
Wizard doesn't want to work on Hoovies junk BMW's since he has lambo's in his garage these days.
He doesn’t want to enable him lol I bet they actually made a deal to have the other mechanic involved
@@mikes062 wizard gave permission for Hoovie to bring the BMW to a different mechanic.
Car wizard bought a diagnostic tool to keep the lambo out of Johnny's shop since johnny has a diagnostic tool for it.
Fun fact both of Hoovies mechanics drive Volkswagons right now.
Just bought a 2006 750Li w/54k miles!
Every repair has been like $15 & 20 minutes on avg. Telescoping up&down, power thigh supports, exhaust smoke (pcv valves), hood props, front passenger lock.
Sum free. None over $20. Immaculate!
Title: You should never buy a cheap BMW.
The video itself: I bought the cheapest BMW in the US
Don't buy cheap, but the cheapest - you can do that.
I bought my 96 3 series for $850 dollars. It’s very reliable.
ales medvesek 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
again.
Jamal Walker thats a good deal
16:41 literally just paused it and said ohhh I know exactly where this is going ... 😂😂😂😂
I laughed 🤣
These actually aren't too bad if you catch the seals early and use seal sweller and change the oil 4x as often as it suggests in the service schedule.
Hoovies “ u should never buy this car”
Also Hoovies “ but i need 2 “
Hey Hoovie. Thanks for saving literally my life and savings account. I was thinking about trading in my 2007 Toyota Sequoia for a 7 series (2008-2012) but I have seen the light. Keeping the sequoia for my family and I’ll wait to make a totally different and terrible decision later on. Seriously. This video saved me.
Would recomend a 330 or 530i or D both will run forever. or ( )35i (only with the n55 engine not the n54) 35d is pretty reliable too wouldnt touch any pre 2012 bmw v8
Never get a BMW. Itll kill your wallet and nobody likes BMW drivers anyway.
I have a 02 Sequoia I bought for $3700. It has 300k+ miles. I've had it two years and 50k miles and replaced the hatch handle ($35), a window motor ($70), the gas cap ($12), and rocker cover gaskets ($60). The rest is just maintenance stuff. I don't think any BMW could run for two years cheaper than that with that mileage.
Wait, that last sentence is wrong.
I don't think any BMW could run with that mileage.
There. Fixed.
David Kaminski I also don’t know of a more boring car than an 02 Toyota Sequoia... it’s about more than reliability. If you want to have fun, get a BMW. If you don’t actually like cars for anything more than a utilitarian purpose/If you want to brag to your next door neighbor Gary about how reliable your car is, don’t get a BMW. Johnny, and David: You’re boring people, and that’s ok
730d is ok e engine and drivetrain wise. Then it depends on the last owner, if he maintained it well and got things fixed as they did brake. Or if he Just drove and accumulated problems.. I has mine for 4 years. I bought it second hand 5 years old. But if i did not have car Electronics as a hobby, it would have become crazy expensive car to own... I Will for sure never have car with soft close Doors without warranty again. Its almost impossible to keep the 7 series car 100% Electronic wise....
Just a heads up anyone looking for a 2006-2008 BMW 750, it’s not as bad is it sounds if you’re mechanically inclined. Most of the work is workable for the newbie mechanic. The $5000 fuel pump he’s talking about could be bought for $300-$500 a pair. Not OEM but good enough for the life of the car.
If you go to the BMW forums, you’ll actually understand how cheap it actually is to own. BUT!!! If you’re not mechanically inclined at all, it’ll be expensive. I’ve owned my 2006 750Li for 5 years and 90k KMs (50k miles approx). It hasn’t cost much more than my 2007 Accord and it costs less than my 2007 Avalanche (truck).
It really is a nice car and you have to own one to actually appreciate the simplicity of it. There’s a bunch of electronics inside but the electronics don’t really fail. If it does, it’s likely an amplifier, alternator or battery replacement.
I can't wait, Im scooping up every Alpina B7. Perfect car for home mechanics with parts connects.
"Fine German Engineering...that never works."
Just like those “Precisely shaped and the highest most quality razors for the closest shave” yet the thing goes dull in a week
To be fair? Great engines. They'll last forever. It's just everything they're attached too, especially electronics, that fall apart early.
"2 out of 3 men have some form of male pattern baldness by the time they reach 35"
Then there's me who started losing my hair at 17
lol..! Ditto, but on the bright side by mid-twenties stated chopping what little I had left DIY with a hair trimmer. Now in my 50's must have saved thousands in hair cuts..
Hoovie needs to attend AA meetings
Automotive Anonymous
"Hi, my name is Tyler Hoovie, and I have a problem...."
"Hi Tyler"
Keep buying BMWs. It's funny to always see them break.
Man you are car "sick" like me. If I had unlimited money I will keep buying old second hand cars and repairing them...you have to understand that feeling, the feeling to own it and the satisfaction after you fix it and you drive it. One of the best channels on youtube. Keep it up!
15:45 "it helps me to buy hoopties like like this"
UA-cam subtitles: "it helps me to buy cookies like like this"
Tyler is the cookie monster...
also the "hippies garage" before this part, haha
I’m lmaoooo 😂😂🤣🤣 when the other guy was saying I just need to find an idiot who wants to buy this car. Hoovies eyes 👀 opening wide.!!!!!
The thing is, the e65 v8s are the most reliable 7series of all time, if you repair the waterpipe, and the valve seal problem, after that this car is a Tank. No rust, no cracking noises in the interior, no suspension problems.
Tyler needs a house mechanic, just pay him monthly
he has multiple.. they are backed up for at least a half year... and workload still growing worse every week
What Tyler needs is battery tenders for all his cars, bad
IKR, he needs Jay Leno's mechanic staff!
@@moneygeewtee jay lenos staff would quit if jay lenos cars were all make and models of poorly engineered defective BMW's.
Meanwhile, he's laughing all the way to the bank with this "I'm an idiot" game.
im not i like the guy and i enjoy his videos and buying those cars for a normal person really would be idiotic
That dark blue Gallardo at the background tho. It looks just so dope. I've never imagined it would look so great.
Hi
@@juliepetersavage9926 yo
I fast forward past the cheap in video ads. Anyone else?
@deadend im sure there are a few balding, non-psychopaths that were interested
out of the frying pan ..... straight into the fire.. Broke My Wallet
To go along with the other two:
Bring More Wallet
Buy More Warranty
Shannon Brown don’t forget Bavarian Money Waster!
@@digitalrailroader I hadn't heard that one. Very nice!
Bought a 2000 740iL with really high miles about 5 years ago. I drove it to work everyday. Fixed any issues (there were many) myself and kept it on the road. The craftsmanship and luxury in that 20 year old car is amazing. My new car is a 2018 Challenger RT. I’d rather drive the BMW.
Me: puts my $4000 check back into my pocket.
casualsuede you keep checks in your pockets?
I thought we all did, don’t we?!
imneverbackingdown
I keep mine under my mattress lol
*Puts my $4000 in cash back into my pocket.
@@GlycerinZ *puts black ski mask on.
This is going to be the future of the new "Supra".
Exactly! I've been saying this since they initially announced it!!!
When they all start falling apart at 60k miles, it's going to be pretty spectacular. 😄
Toyota brand status plus BMW reliability. The opposite of what everyone wants.
Dee T toyota supervised and created the electronic platforms but bmw was in charge of the powertrain and design so i doubt there’s going to be too many problems with the supra considering bmw makes great engines but shit electronics
@@bassboostgod6576 From what I saw Toyota was also highly involved with the speccing of their chassis and with making sure that each of the components of the car including the engine and fasteners etc were up to Toyota's quality standards. It's in some video with the Toyota engineers talking about how they built the car in collab with BMW. It seemed at the least interesting to see how this all plays out. I can't see Toyota wanting to attach themselves in name and reputation to something that is going to fall apart. The Supra might be the best BMW you can purchase
It won't be.
The B58 is 5 years old by this time, and has been in every BMW model, meaning parts are so much more common and widely available.
I remember seeing one of these new at the local dealership during the drive for breast cancer event. Those 21" wheels are stunning.
“50 horsepower lawnmower engine”
Holy shit that would be one speedy lawnmower
My Suzuki Alto has 55hp and 90nm and its way more reliable then any of hoovies cars and i don't live in USA
May I suggest LS swap everything
Recently came across that option and love the thought of for an 00 e38...
Three BMW owner here - 740i Sport, 740iL, and 325ci convertible. They depreciate so well. (Depreciation is a gift from the Car Gods to us car guys.). Most repairs on them only need to be done once. I bought mine, all very nice, rust-free 2001s, with moderate mileage (80,000 average) and near the bottom of their depreciation curve. I have personally put about 100,000 miles on the trio in 6 going on 7 years. Buy them for 90-95% off of the original sticker price, fix them, love them. I feel like a know a secret way to buying really nice cars that few people seem to understand.
Next on my list: a 750iL or maybe an X5.
The Alpina appearance is just subtle perfection!
" *Yeah.... thats me you got a deal* "
LMAO
For the cost of the fuel pumps one the 750 you can drop an LS4 in it. That goes for the B7 too.
The price of owning a German car: exhorbitant maintenance costs. Just grin and bear it, I suppose.
Hi I am in the uk. I ran a 4.4 V8 E39 saloon that was 5 years old. I owned the car for 11 years and never had any expensive issues. Lots of BMW specialist here charging very reasonable prices. Apart from the main dealers that are extortionate.
I’m In The uk, I have had a string of VWs over the last 14 years, I still have the first golf I ever got when I was 21, v6 4motion golf, it has been as loyal as a dog to me over these years, started every time, yeah I have done a lot of standard servicing. But that’s it. Only German cars in America seam to be a pain.
I think maintenance is not too bad, especially if you do the simple stuff yourself (oil changes, filters, spark plugs etc). Repairs will cost arm and leg and more though.
tren133 maybe spares are more expensive in the states, I don’t know, only guessing
R S well you say that, what the reality is, is that most of the German cars you have in the US are not made in Germany they are made in Mexico, and made badly by poorly trained workers. Where in the UK most out German cars are made in Germany and the rest in other EU country’s. And they just last so much better, with very little faults over there life time
I love how bmw owners describe their problems in the comments and how they repaired things, how much they spend on repairs etc.
Meanwhile toyota owners:
What is "repair"?
PiEn very true I have a Toyota van it’s had no problems
lol that is NOT true. I just returned my Toyota avensis that I leased in 2016, the worst car I have ever owned. Loud motor noise, crappy electric steering, too stiff and bumpy suspension, super cheap interior like door handles and such. And it broke down one time per year. After that I invested $2000 in my old e39 and now I have a fast and comfortable car that is better in every aspect, except for age. Oh yeah, my old bimmer uses less fuel also :)
My bmw was a n54 and I bought it for a daily and now its a single turbo car with my motor getting torn down for upgraded internals lol
@@Angel-rn2lq Im getting one of those as soon as I can afford it, I'm also going for a singleturbo and +600bhp. I used to have a e36 m52b25 that I converted to turbo. Bmw's with turbos are the best thing ever! :D
Bounzig are you honestly trying to say that an old bmw is a more reliable car than a Toyota? Ok buddy
Send some "KEEPS" to Doug DeMuro....:):)
I watch you buy these cars so I don’t have to . Thanks Hoovie lol👍
Still wondering how it took BMW 20 years before they realized that running 2 ECU's, 2 of every sensor, 2 high pressure fuel pumps, 2 of basically everything was a bad idea...
Because they used to be car enthusiasts. They created cars with souls. Now they make knock off Audi's.
Because repairs and maintenance is a way of them to get revenue and profit. Duh...
I own a 2007 BMW E92 330i 272hp since 2013, had 100k km on the clock when bought. Normally aspirated 3L 6cyl port injection. No issues so far, only changed the 11 yrs old battery 2 yrs ago.
These are the kind of video's i watch when sitting on the toilet..... And then i end up sitting on the toilet for twenty minutes
merde Lmao watching on the toilet right now haha finished up my business like 10 minutes ago
@Mike's Big Mouth yes i am, 300 pound American heavyweight. Burgers for breakfast lunch and dinner
@Mike's Big Mouth it has nothing to do with diet. In America us men only find peace and quiet from our wives and kids in the toilet. It's our sanctuary. I know when I shut my bathroom door i have between 20-40 minutes of peace, tranquility, and alone time before someone notices I'm not around.
I'm sure your family members know what you're doing in there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Username checks
“Go ahead and turn it off before we die” LMAOO
Tyler, let the record show, it's videos exactly like THIS that make me (and hopefully thousands of other subscribers) love your channel and your masochistic love of making broken cars awesome again.
"Let's take the titanic out to sea Mr Murdoch"..... I gotta start saying that every time I get in a hooptie....
1:08
right side: before owning german cars
left side: after owning german cars
Hoovie's Garage: All the enthusiasm of Wheeler Dealers. None of the good judgment.
I'm sure Scotty Kilmer comes here for laughs. Hoovie collection is about every vehicle he'd avoid, both buying or working on..
Maybe if you rub some Keeps on your BMW it’ll grow some reliability
As soon as hoovie starting looking at it near the end I knew it was a done deal
Hey man,
There is a simple solution to your 760i issue.
Here in Germany we produce the gaskets you need ourselves. They can be exported to US.
No need for replacing to whole thing!!
Love the channel & best regards
Amazing! Please keep this up so I don’t have to! Living vicariously through you has saved my wallet and marriage.
" The Most Profound Comment Ever!" in a Hoovie's Garage comment section - He does it, so you don't have to!
Or that other classic "Some people are just put on this earth as a warning to others!".
One just broke down in front of my house like an hour ago XD what a coincidence...
yashpadte | COD and More! Damn
Fast forward to 1:26, video starts there! You’re welcome
“Do this stradman style”
I still can’t believe you two legends met!
Tyler, I just did a google search for "BMW 760 high pressure fuel pump" and I turned up several refurbished units for sale between $250 and $499, so you aren't totally screwed after all!
Those usually aren’t going to last long you know. Problem is they are expensive new because pump is engine specific so they are very rare and low production. So example 335i, same type of pump costs 800-900$ new and of course it is only one per car, not two.
Flies2FLL refurbished = sprayed w brake cleaner and resold
@@fohatadri Yup, they don't last...
At least the blinker fluid is still intact from non-use.
You have a Phantom... why do you have an old 7 series.
CAUUUUUUSSEEE HE CAAAAN
.....................a Phantom is a old 7 series ;)
MarksBikeExports exactly my point lol
@@marksbikeexports5123 i think that's op's point lol
I love my BMW's however, we all know it stands for Big Money Wasted or Bring More Wallet
Maximus Decimus Meridius Burn My Wallet
Maximus Decimus Meridius or broken motor works
BMW-Broken Man's Wonder
There has got to be a way to source pumps that meet the same spec. My Volvo was broke down in the UP of Michigan and needed ;a pump. The only garage in this little town needed to order one and would be 4 days. I asked them to look up GM pumps for small displacement engines. They had a Pontiac pump that worked on 4 cylinder cars. They pulled the Volvo, I swapped the wires, they put it in. Drove it for another 100k.