I Bought a Cheap V12 BMW 760Li, Because I Never Learn From My Mistakes

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  • @mikebussey7118
    @mikebussey7118 4 роки тому +5484

    "My Mercedes 760li" Is that the RS version? Lmao

    • @shubhranshjamwal
      @shubhranshjamwal 4 роки тому +24

      Mike Bussey 69 likes now
      Almost 70

    • @WillieJu
      @WillieJu 4 роки тому +46

      Ha ha ha ja Mercedes 760... hilarious Tyler you moron !

    • @maniacdk1
      @maniacdk1 4 роки тому +156

      Haha had to rewind, he really DID say that :D

    • @91Mrnate
      @91Mrnate 4 роки тому +33

      Currently 1am, replayed this 3 times before I realised Tyler messed up 😂

    • @unscripted7553
      @unscripted7553 4 роки тому +8

      More likes are needed on this.. Tyler!! PIN THE COMMENT..

  • @lancairw867
    @lancairw867 4 роки тому +1117

    St. Jude Children’s research hospital is the real deal. They saved my nephew when was 3.Had stage 4 cancer and now a healthy 19 years old 👍🏻

    • @TheJrummel
      @TheJrummel 4 роки тому +38

      It's also a wonderful place to work here in Memphis

    • @2491kridge
      @2491kridge 4 роки тому +55

      Hell yeh that’s my UA-cam feel good comment of the day, great to hear

    • @benjamingale
      @benjamingale 4 роки тому +14

      @@TheJrummel The best place to work with the most wonderful people in the world!

    • @hungryhungryhummer
      @hungryhungryhummer 4 роки тому +5

      From what I’ve heard St Judes is good. However I’ve heard that donations go a lot to making money and not actual research.

    • @acertainshape
      @acertainshape 4 роки тому +4

      Agreed. They are wonderful.

  • @UCBarkeeper
    @UCBarkeeper 4 роки тому +895

    3k repairs on a car, that didn't receive any maintenance for years? sounds pretty good.

    • @basshead.
      @basshead. 4 роки тому +81

      That's like 1k in a year ($83 in a month)
      And people say that BMWs are money pits.

    • @juppidisco
      @juppidisco 4 роки тому +46

      I drove my 523 for 14 years. Repairs: Coolant pump, broken door handle, rubber damper rear axl. I changed the breaking pads one times..... that's it.But it was an e39.

    • @edgardonunez4434
      @edgardonunez4434 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @UCBarkeeper
      @UCBarkeeper 4 роки тому +9

      @@juppidisco my old E60 545i tells a different story...

    • @benny8992
      @benny8992 4 роки тому +8

      @@UCBarkeeper yeah but thats cus you bought a 545 tho.. shouldve just gotten a 535

  • @brettvictory4606
    @brettvictory4606 4 роки тому +43

    Beautiful car and $3k to fix after only paying $4,500 sounds like a great deal.

  • @HooviesGarage
    @HooviesGarage  4 роки тому +1156

    So clearly, it's not a Mercedes. Amazing I didn't catch the mistake. But I remember it taking me 15 minutes to film the 1 minute introduction. Kept messing up, got frustrated... Haha

    • @TheZmt325
      @TheZmt325 4 роки тому +21

      Last pass passwords. Say that 10 times quickly..

    • @sethhornbecker5527
      @sethhornbecker5527 4 роки тому +6

      Hoovies Garage try an e46 I had a all stock 323 wagon that was a 5 speed and even though it wasn’t the fastest car I’ve had it was the most fun by far

    • @ravisaleh
      @ravisaleh 4 роки тому +12

      go home Hoovie, you're drunk.

    • @sunsetlights100
      @sunsetlights100 4 роки тому +1

      One of ur best yet

    • @gertraba4484
      @gertraba4484 4 роки тому +3

      U PLAN on keeping this one PERMANENTLY at the CAR WIZZZZ-ARDS ? Or at l;east financing his vacations the next 3 yrs or so?????

  • @hhcjms
    @hhcjms 4 роки тому +507

    “My 2008 Mercedes 760Li” lol😂 he’s lost it.

    • @kidjeff4304
      @kidjeff4304 4 роки тому +13

      Don't think he ever had it. 🤣😀

    • @pguth98
      @pguth98 4 роки тому +20

      He just knows that we're all going to comment on it, and that will boost the engagement on the video, and make it more visible, get more views, more people will comment on it, and the cycle will continue. Big brain shit.

    • @meanvecktor1900
      @meanvecktor1900 4 роки тому

      Hahahaha I was like wrong car

  • @Bargainteers
    @Bargainteers 4 роки тому +367

    Wizard: So what’s wrong with it?
    Hoovie: yes

    • @hddaproducer
      @hddaproducer 4 роки тому +1

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @ChapuleTaylor
      @ChapuleTaylor 4 роки тому +5

      So what's wrong with it?
      It's a BMW.
      Aw shit, here we go again.

  • @KingNero4444
    @KingNero4444 4 роки тому +369

    BMW: Making normal guys into mechanics since before I was born.

    • @humorss
      @humorss 4 роки тому +47

      it was the german plan all alone, "we are not raising enough mechanics." "just force them to become one.“

    • @SuPeRsOnIcRO4
      @SuPeRsOnIcRO4 4 роки тому +8

      Lol best comment .. so underrated

    • @Reculse
      @Reculse 4 роки тому +2

      Amen LMAO

    • @loudisse9628
      @loudisse9628 4 роки тому +26

      I had an old BMW 525 TDS wich had always problems... So i began to repair myself... So i began to study mechanic... So i pass my exam in 2002... So i've been a mechanic for 18 years now. Fu**** damn BMW.

    • @brucelee7283
      @brucelee7283 4 роки тому +13

      Honda: making normal guys into wannabe mechanics that can barely change oil

  • @shubhranshjamwal
    @shubhranshjamwal 4 роки тому +782

    Do you guys remember when Tyler took a pledge not to buy a new car in 2019
    😂😅

    • @bliglum
      @bliglum 4 роки тому +52

      I remember Jay releasing him from that pledge, and Jay is the car god. What he says is done.

    • @DaBaltimoron
      @DaBaltimoron 4 роки тому +10

      That was before the wedding.

    • @shubhranshjamwal
      @shubhranshjamwal 4 роки тому +7

      bliglum oh
      Actually I totally forgot bout that vid

    • @shubhranshjamwal
      @shubhranshjamwal 4 роки тому +9

      bliglum
      We are talking about Jay Leno right?

    • @F6HemiCharger
      @F6HemiCharger 4 роки тому +14

      Tyler forgot too...
      And yes Jay Leno freed him. But still.

  • @titojosh1396
    @titojosh1396 4 роки тому +948

    Hoovie: "I'll be 7 grand into it when I'm done? That's not bad!"
    760Li: *(Laughs in German)*

    • @badopinion
      @badopinion 4 роки тому +6

      titojosh That is hilarious! Oh I love watching Hoovie loose.

    • @driver3272
      @driver3272 4 роки тому +9

      Drinks in beer

    • @09robinhood
      @09robinhood 4 роки тому +1

      He could sell it and make a Couple Grand.

    • @gillesthibault429
      @gillesthibault429 4 роки тому +2

      Including the LS engine

    • @demonzae3665
      @demonzae3665 4 роки тому

      titojosh loo

  • @bluecollarben9836
    @bluecollarben9836 4 роки тому +86

    DMV workers when they see Hoovie get into the registration line: *Awww shit, here we go again.*

    • @Stanislaw365
      @Stanislaw365 4 роки тому +9

      Ben Lucier he probably goes to the DMW so much that they gave him an express pass.

    • @ianchandley
      @ianchandley 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rockport1911
    @Rockport1911 4 роки тому +848

    " Man discovers cheapest way to get a spare engine for his Rolls Royce..." :)

    • @AndyK.1
      @AndyK.1 4 роки тому +29

      Exactly. Purchased it for spares.

    • @dhalsim-1
      @dhalsim-1 4 роки тому +5

      Spare donar parts for the roller

    • @AlienLivesMatter
      @AlienLivesMatter 4 роки тому +1

      Parts car

    • @satsumagt5284
      @satsumagt5284 4 роки тому +8

      Actually not. The BMW is 6.0, the rolls is 6.75

    • @TheMasterMief
      @TheMasterMief 4 роки тому

      @john jay easy as that ;)

  • @flemmings5534
    @flemmings5534 4 роки тому +271

    Almost Christmas, time to buy a Christmas tree
    Hoovie: BMW

    • @rileynewton17
      @rileynewton17 4 роки тому +10

      You mean his Mercedes 760li

    • @samlinssen1140
      @samlinssen1140 4 роки тому +2

      @@rileynewton17 yeah always loved them mercedes 760li

    • @dgurevich1
      @dgurevich1 4 роки тому +2

      I doubt he would find an Citroen in the US

    • @elukok
      @elukok 4 роки тому

      Almost christmas? WTF? It is two months away.

  • @GamingAmbienceLive
    @GamingAmbienceLive 4 роки тому +203

    *He bought a thermal camera, and as a gift they threw in an old BMW*

    • @---cr8nw
      @---cr8nw 4 роки тому +6

      The gift that keeps on taking.

    • @sociopathicnarcissist8810
      @sociopathicnarcissist8810 4 роки тому +1

      @@---cr8nw That's priceless, I am going to use that and claim it as my own, because who's going to believe that I stole from a bloke known as double dash...

    • @---cr8nw
      @---cr8nw 4 роки тому +1

      @@sociopathicnarcissist8810, I approve.

    • @TheG60528XiJinPing
      @TheG60528XiJinPing 2 роки тому

      And a v12

  • @ahuman9864
    @ahuman9864 3 роки тому +23

    Honestly, one of the best repair quotes I’ve ever heard on a 7 series

  • @postfaceliftsaxo3728
    @postfaceliftsaxo3728 4 роки тому +259

    2:16 "mercedes 760li"😂😂

    • @erica8165
      @erica8165 4 роки тому +4

      Freudian slip ;-)

    • @ovic.
      @ovic. 4 роки тому +1

      moj tiho koje me idiote gledamo!

    • @kingjlinza
      @kingjlinza 4 роки тому +1

      Tihomir Bacic BMW: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Christof708
      @Christof708 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo 4 роки тому +280

    15:00
    Petition to rename car ninja to car saint

    • @rangerst_870
      @rangerst_870 4 роки тому

      got my vote, along with 102 others so far!!

    • @salomonmarquess6560
      @salomonmarquess6560 4 роки тому

      got my vote to!!

    • @sleeksilver
      @sleeksilver 4 роки тому +3

      Tyler, do this.

    • @DwarFStrider
      @DwarFStrider 4 роки тому

      @@ka3097 I'd say even more so. Of course it's all a show but at least this one isn't causing you one heart attack after another when he's looking over the car. :-)

  • @SP00TNIC
    @SP00TNIC 3 роки тому +16

    Ninja looking like a real honest mechanic and as well a real good dude to me who really loves his trade solid genuine passionss, confidence and a smile always. Almost impossible to find a mechanic who smiles during his job that shows you a whole lot

  • @danielgradinaru7061
    @danielgradinaru7061 3 роки тому +72

    We have a saying in Europe that goes along like this “there’s nothing more expensive than a cheap bmw”

    • @ourtime-downhere6931
      @ourtime-downhere6931 3 роки тому +4

      You're the first European I've heard admit that BMW's are shit. Good on you.

    • @rickwendling5735
      @rickwendling5735 3 роки тому +2

      I have my own saying, Bring More Wallets.

    • @ourtime-downhere6931
      @ourtime-downhere6931 3 роки тому

      @@rickwendling5735 I know first hand why people buy them, when everything is perfect they are such a nice car to drive. It's just that the honeymoon doesn't last long before your wallet hates you. I've had two three series and two five series. The fives are amazing when everything is happy.

    • @AlanClouse
      @AlanClouse 3 роки тому

      @@ourtime-downhere6931 its also buying the right one. I bought a 2000 Bmw 740i for $2500 and I have had it for almost a year now with no problems in sight. My timing chains are going to be due in about 30k miles, but the car is pretty solid.

    • @georgehuser4711
      @georgehuser4711 3 роки тому +1

      @@ourtime-downhere6931 Good news for you. A ton of Europeans know that bmw's are shit. Last bmw I'd get is e46. I'd rather shot myself than owning anything that is more complicated and newer than e46

  • @wrandom4932
    @wrandom4932 4 роки тому +198

    10 minutes after vid dropped and already 80% of comments are about the "Mercedes" 760li. 🙄

    • @aaryeshg.6526
      @aaryeshg.6526 4 роки тому +4

      He called it Mercedes to hope that it would be as reliable as his S600 he once had.

    • @jamesmanning4346
      @jamesmanning4346 4 роки тому +2

      I thought it was a 4 dr Supra

  • @luukheerdink7274
    @luukheerdink7274 4 роки тому +357

    Nobody:
    Tyler: my bad mercedes is gone! Lets buy a Bmw

    • @FrietjeOorlog
      @FrietjeOorlog 4 роки тому +3

      The AMG is in the back of the shot of the BMW so when he filmed this he still had it.

    • @magnacars
      @magnacars 4 роки тому +5

      Actually he bought a Mercedes 760li

    • @caleblastname6969
      @caleblastname6969 4 роки тому

      @@magnacars No, It's a BMW. It's in the title.

    • @GamingMaster007
      @GamingMaster007 4 роки тому +5

      @@caleblastname6969 you havnt watched the video then lol, he accidentaly called it a mercedes at the VERY start of the vid XD

    • @nissanpatrol8950
      @nissanpatrol8950 4 роки тому +2

      BeepSheep4 you missed the joke

  • @Artificialintelligence-xd8pb
    @Artificialintelligence-xd8pb 3 роки тому +127

    This is my favorite channel on UA-cam, ever since I discovered it big up from Kenya 🇰🇪🇰🇪

  • @chrislouis7611
    @chrislouis7611 4 роки тому +154

    I had to rewind.... did he call it a Mercedes??
    Hoovie: “Hey Wizard there’s I need to fix this car”
    Wizard: “What’s the issue?”
    Hoovie: “It has a BMW badge”

    • @wernerdanler2742
      @wernerdanler2742 4 роки тому +5

      You noticed that to. I'm sure he puts himself to sleep at night counting his cars insted of sheep but then has nightmares all night.

    • @nelzelpher2088
      @nelzelpher2088 3 роки тому +1

      @@wernerdanler2742 that's hilarious, I'll never have night sweats over my 2001 Chevy Prizm.

    • @wernerdanler2742
      @wernerdanler2742 3 роки тому +2

      @@nelzelpher2088 Good Andrew. I don't lose any sleep over my car even though it's a Mercedes with 150k miles.

    • @nelzelpher2088
      @nelzelpher2088 3 роки тому

      @@wernerdanler2742 My car has 209k miles. I'm surprised your not having trouble with your Mercedes. What's the model so I can buy it off you?

    • @wernerdanler2742
      @wernerdanler2742 3 роки тому +1

      @@nelzelpher2088 I never said I wasn't having trouble with it. I bought it a little over 2 years ago and almost immediately had to have that controller plate inside the gear box replaced. That was almost 2 grand. Everything else has really been fairly minor. 3 of the window regulators, alternator, belt tensioner and other things. Luckily, I can still do these kinds of minor repairs. No other drive line problems so over all I am fairly happy with the car.
      I live in Vegas so the UV is pretty high here so paint does not hold up and the interior suffers. So it doesn't look the greatest but it actually drives great.
      Oh yeah, not for sale lol.

  • @valvetronic
    @valvetronic 4 роки тому +146

    We would love to make an exhaust for this thing

    • @PresidentCamacho2024
      @PresidentCamacho2024 4 роки тому +19

      4 stainless pipes please,... and no mufflers,..

    • @AhuCJ
      @AhuCJ 4 роки тому +1

      Please do it!!

  • @OzarksWildman
    @OzarksWildman 4 роки тому +148

    Johnny doesn’t strike me so much as a car ninja. More like Maximo the smooth Latin German car lover.

    • @sammolloy1
      @sammolloy1 4 роки тому +8

      Yes he’s a fine man with a beautiful accent.

    • @TheYorkMan
      @TheYorkMan 4 роки тому +8

      "Repairing a cheap BMW is like making love to a beautiful woman....."

    • @OzarksWildman
      @OzarksWildman 4 роки тому +3

      TheYorkMan Maybe he’s the most interesting mechanic in the world? “I don’t always work on cars but, when I do...”

    • @SuperCR45
      @SuperCR45 4 роки тому +3

      I like this guy better the car wizard

  • @mo-hammadabunaser1367
    @mo-hammadabunaser1367 4 роки тому +187

    "Hello would you sponsor my video?"
    LastPass: Nah fam we'll sponsor *a portion of it*

    • @maksn5751
      @maksn5751 4 роки тому

      Yeah... I don't get that.

    • @kzhtin
      @kzhtin 4 роки тому

      probably got paid just for the add at the beginning of the vid but not the end plug

  • @donconstantin
    @donconstantin 4 роки тому +7

    This is really the most underrated BMW!
    I’m a very proud owner of an 760Li ,2007, and never had issues!
    Of course You have to treat the car with some care!
    It’s a dream car!
    C.K. from Germany

    • @YoungCarWiz
      @YoungCarWiz 3 роки тому

      It looks like an amazing car. I have to own one before I die

    • @333sagg
      @333sagg Рік тому

      I just got mine the other day brother any major tips you wanna tell me?🙏🏻🙏🏻😊

  • @charlesblack9748
    @charlesblack9748 4 роки тому +127

    Love it when a car is so bad that the mechanic says "no thanks"

    • @alkalineph9446
      @alkalineph9446 4 роки тому +7

      After watching hoovie I enrolled in a ASE certified auto tech course.
      I love these older BMWS but to own them and upkeep them I have to be able to do 90% of the work myself.
      The tools, experience, and software will pay for itself long term. From what I've learned with his costs it's one job will cover the cost of the program much less two or three

    • @FlyingStuff
      @FlyingStuff 4 роки тому

      LOL

    • @PresidentCamacho2024
      @PresidentCamacho2024 4 роки тому +1

      the mechanics have no problems with bmw's,. only wizards and sorcerers run away,.,..

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 4 роки тому +1

      I took my 2004 F150 into a local mech shop who had a great reputation around my smallish town. I asked him about doing the spark plugs and the issue with them breaking.
      He said "in 15 years I've never broken one yet..." oh really? You have a special trick on how to get them out?
      Yeah, I refuse to work on them. I won't even let one in my front door and I'd like you to get it off my lot thank you lol

    • @PresidentCamacho2024
      @PresidentCamacho2024 4 роки тому

      @@muskokamike127 well,. call the cops,. cause i ain't moving my 1976 Karmann Bmw 633CSi that i use as a daily driver,.
      better yet,. move the truck around the back,. cause you're ruining the view :D

  • @trvr82
    @trvr82 4 роки тому +91

    9:00 The Wizard finally giving a much-needed intervention.

    • @ahacres8871
      @ahacres8871 4 роки тому +3

      Not much of a car wizard then! He should be able to work on any car regardless of brand!

    • @bmwwizard3207
      @bmwwizard3207 4 роки тому +1

      He should be able to work on anything being a car wizard.

    • @himynameisbrianw
      @himynameisbrianw 4 роки тому

      scotty kilmer would say the same lmao

    • @N1sm0NIC
      @N1sm0NIC 4 роки тому +1

      @@ahacres8871 he has said he has too many cars in his shop. Y'know, since most are Hoovies

    • @bmwwizard3207
      @bmwwizard3207 4 роки тому

      @@N1sm0NIC He needs to get his skates on then and get moving! Hoovies dipping into the college funds yet again?

  • @PMMM9
    @PMMM9 2 роки тому +6

    Cool mechanic. We need more people like him in this world.

  • @billyshattered2467
    @billyshattered2467 4 роки тому +33

    5:14 "And of course so the peasants don't see you in your... $4,500 car."

  • @Xandil
    @Xandil 4 роки тому +7

    A friend bought one of these things despite me telling him the V12 was a guaranteed money pit and the rest of the car was no better. The response, "I love working on my own stuff." A year later he was leaving it in public parking garages with the key in the center console. Nobody would steal it...even thieves know they suck.

    • @philb707
      @philb707 4 роки тому +1

      lmfao priceless!!

  • @matthewgrear3260
    @matthewgrear3260 4 роки тому +49

    Thanks to the car ninja for donating to st Jude!!!! My wife was a patient and works there. They do amazing work

  • @SawShotShared
    @SawShotShared 4 роки тому +23

    E38 is an amazing and a very reliable 7-series. E39, 36, 34, etc are also problem-free

    • @brianreilly4306
      @brianreilly4306 4 роки тому +4

      E28 and e30s are also reliable as hell if even remotely cared for. My current e28 has 296,000 miles and runs beautifully

    • @patriks7
      @patriks7 4 роки тому +4

      As long as you take care of it, most of them are pretty damn reliable. Sure, parts will wear out over time, but that happens with every brand. Of course, if you cheapen out on parts and skip maintenance, it won't last long.

    • @sebg1224
      @sebg1224 3 роки тому +3

      @@brianreilly4306yupp '83 e21 with a little over 300k on the original m10 :)

    • @corwin881
      @corwin881 3 роки тому +2

      It IS kind of cute to hear north americans bash german cars 😄

    • @redjar69
      @redjar69 3 роки тому +1

      *Laughs in timing chain guide failure*

  • @Barobran92
    @Barobran92 4 роки тому +7

    This generation of 7 Series in one of my all time favourite cars, and the wheels on this one are some of the best ones you could get.

  • @hayksamvelyan
    @hayksamvelyan 4 роки тому +112

    Judging by how quiet the Car Ninja’s voice is I would call him the Car Whisperer.

  • @colechapman6976
    @colechapman6976 4 роки тому +236

    Hoovie Buys another old expensive German car:
    Me: Here we go again

  • @meanvecktor1900
    @meanvecktor1900 4 роки тому +2

    I have a 2008 BMW 760li, I haven’t had any issues with it, I had to get the computer update but it was free!
    I also have a 2013 Mercedes S65 no problem with it either. Kia, Hyundai and a few others shouldn’t be mentioned and never compare to BMW or Mercedes these two companies been around over a hundred years so they must be doing something right!

  • @mv8141
    @mv8141 6 місяців тому +1

    Still the best first thirty seconds of any video on UA-cam. I still laugh like a mad man when the music transitions!! Oh my!!

  • @JL-pq4rl
    @JL-pq4rl 4 роки тому +132

    car ninja dude sounds like he has a lot of patience.

    • @ToneCabinet
      @ToneCabinet 4 роки тому +27

      Of course; he works on BMW's!!

    • @chadhaire1711
      @chadhaire1711 4 роки тому +2

      he must--he has been wearing those same nasty blue suede shoes for 2 years...gross...

    • @JiteshShahani
      @JiteshShahani 4 роки тому

      Benjamin Stephens, Jr. 😂

    • @JL-pq4rl
      @JL-pq4rl 4 роки тому

      @@ToneCabinet that's why I said my comment haha

  • @bigsasquatch44
    @bigsasquatch44 4 роки тому +304

    "If only there was an everything light for BMW's"
    *laughs in scotty kilmer*

    • @mrdomhare
      @mrdomhare 4 роки тому +15

      Scotty needs to charge batteries overnight more often. Prob best not to let him on your bmw he might break something

    • @davidmargolis95
      @davidmargolis95 4 роки тому +2

      Dillon Bess this comment is gold

    • @kashatnick
      @kashatnick 4 роки тому +1

      @@mrdomhare they need to make giant wireless qi charge pads for cars :3

    • @SAvlogsyt
      @SAvlogsyt 4 роки тому

      @@kashatnick Audi e Tron??

    • @johna3909
      @johna3909 4 роки тому

      Just use a power bank or connect it to the usb port of your laptop xD

  • @mrlaw711
    @mrlaw711 2 роки тому +3

    Having owned a handful of German cars including three BMWs I very much enjoyed this video. Not bad for a vehicle that appears a tad neglected with the maintenance. The carcass of the tire coming through truly shocked me.

  • @ronclaros
    @ronclaros 4 роки тому

    Hoovies - great guy! I wish I had that technician near me!!!! Keep up the great work: keeping these beauties on the road is magical!

  • @ANDREWSAMY562
    @ANDREWSAMY562 4 роки тому +102

    "It's a BMW it's always bad" _Wizard_
    Wise guy lol

    • @ProjectFairmont
      @ProjectFairmont 4 роки тому +8

      Andrew Samy wise guy more like it. Wizard likes Mercedes and Cadillac neither of which are as good as BMW. Wizard is an old man at heart.

    • @Tang526
      @Tang526 4 роки тому +1

      Big money waste

    • @ProjectFairmont
      @ProjectFairmont 4 роки тому

      Tang526 one mans waste of money is another mans treasure.

    • @jensharbers6702
      @jensharbers6702 4 роки тому

      Depends. E39 are, when fixed and maintained properly nice cars, even when surpassing 600k km.
      Also the 7series is a nice vehicle. But the engines are finnacy and the maintenance the last 5 Years was also bad at Tylers 760i. And when you stop maintaining a german car, the car get's mad, and then you have to pay. :D

  • @salman-raza
    @salman-raza 4 роки тому +309

    Hoovie just doesn't learn, does he?
    And that's why we love him!

    • @billrbca
      @billrbca 4 роки тому +15

      He has learned what generates views

    • @iaxable
      @iaxable 4 роки тому +2

      @@billrbca 802k subscribers, that's what puts bread on his table

    • @gertraba4484
      @gertraba4484 4 роки тому +2

      MAN .....................TYLER needs some serious rehab not at BETTY FORD but the HENRY FORD Clinic for his OCD
      OBSESSIVE CAR DISORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @kevinshort3943
      @kevinshort3943 4 роки тому +3

      He did say it was a win win situation.
      If the car was good he won, if the car was bad he won - because more people watched.

    • @gertraba4484
      @gertraba4484 4 роки тому

      @@kevinshort3943 yup, more so a YT CONTENT $$ GENERATOR than a for profit buy to flip, seems he can make $$$$ with the vids and make bucks in the process.plus I saw him doing a cameo on MT TV with his deLorean on a BTTF refer

  • @Tajsingh0007
    @Tajsingh0007 4 роки тому +6

    Car ninja gives you so much respect lol always bring your germans to this guy 😁😁😁😁

  • @operating
    @operating 3 роки тому +1

    Got to be my favorite start of hoovies garage ever.

  • @dkpirie
    @dkpirie 4 роки тому +26

    I like the Car Ninja, he seems like a really nice, decent guy and his workshop is so much cleaner & brighter than the Wizards.

  • @lindonzeqaj7154
    @lindonzeqaj7154 4 роки тому +100

    “So the peasants don’t see you in your $4500 car”
    😂😂

  • @markholland1578
    @markholland1578 4 роки тому +2

    Glad to see Tyler going German and sticking to his "Land Yacht" roots.....and this new mechanic seems like a pretty good guy!

  • @EugVR6
    @EugVR6 4 роки тому +2

    I saw a 650i at a show with the 760 V12 swapped in it, making something like 700hp...it sounded excellent.

  • @HarmanSagar
    @HarmanSagar 4 роки тому +116

    Did I heard Mercedes?? I can tell he has found a cheapest brain in the USA

    • @loganthecarguy9109
      @loganthecarguy9109 4 роки тому +6

      Harman Sagar bruh you are saying that in terrible English haha

  • @Marshal_Dunnik
    @Marshal_Dunnik 4 роки тому +64

    This is inevitably leading towards "I Bought the Cheapest Yugo in the United States"

    • @jacobpartin4553
      @jacobpartin4553 4 роки тому +9

      3$ and an 8 ball lol

    • @protector326
      @protector326 4 роки тому +5

      Marshal Dunnik
      Wouldn’t that mean he got it free?

    • @1985toyotacamry
      @1985toyotacamry 4 роки тому +2

      @@protector326 that's assuming it's in good condition

  • @Aschmorr
    @Aschmorr 3 роки тому +3

    I’ve got an 02 525i, and I absolutely love the way it runs and drives, but the random electrical issues have driven me nuts, I got extremely lucky to find the same year and model at a you-pull it, it was a body control module, the wipers, locks and interior lights stopped working . That said I love BMW’s

  • @ramaseratic
    @ramaseratic 4 роки тому

    Thank you for this awesome video!!! Love it

  • @Saint_Vincent1735
    @Saint_Vincent1735 4 роки тому +72

    Hooptie : I bought a 760 iL....
    Wizard: fetch me the sunseeker catalogue!

  • @chrismilton8792
    @chrismilton8792 4 роки тому +129

    Everyone: I wish the seats in my car were more comfortable.
    Hoovie: me too, I like a bit of a gangster lean, so I bought a V12 BMW

    • @andytaylor1588
      @andytaylor1588 4 роки тому +4

      More cylinders = more problems, in der Deutsches auto.

    • @awdadwadwad1723
      @awdadwadwad1723 4 роки тому

      @@andytaylor1588 *in den deutschen Autos.

    • @philippk1125
      @philippk1125 4 роки тому

      @@awdadwadwad1723 Oder in dem deutschen Auto.

  • @niteninja0133
    @niteninja0133 4 роки тому +1

    Lamo love the wizard. He knows when to cut his losses especially on a BMW 7 series

  • @stef123992
    @stef123992 4 роки тому +20

    ''We got misfire on all cylinders''
    ''Well, thats not good...''

    • @soundseeker63
      @soundseeker63 4 роки тому +3

      Actually that IS "good"...means its almost certainly down to a vacuum leak somewhere and nothing mechanical.

  • @richardbutton1179
    @richardbutton1179 4 роки тому +319

    Scotty: "Endless money pits"
    Hoovie: "But I love money pits, my garage is full of them"

    • @jonathanLara1989
      @jonathanLara1989 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂 very true

    • @joewell6435
      @joewell6435 4 роки тому +16

      He needs to do another reality show, except this time Scotty is there to tell him how stupid he is.

    • @HrHaakon
      @HrHaakon 4 роки тому +15

      To be honest, Hoovie is just showing everyone how right Scotty is.

    • @AmeerHamza-nv2ei
      @AmeerHamza-nv2ei 4 роки тому

      Scotty is crying

    • @seanturner2478
      @seanturner2478 4 роки тому

      Richard Button 😂

  • @TheRealSwiggity
    @TheRealSwiggity 4 роки тому +474

    When dude said “you have a misfire in all your cylinders” i lost it

  • @RED-pr5ok
    @RED-pr5ok 4 роки тому +42

    "There is basically no difference between this seven series and a new Toyota Camry... except everything you get in a luxury car" -Tyler Hoover, 2019

  • @operating
    @operating 4 роки тому +1

    I just put on this video and got on my bike for a ride when I had to pull over because I was laughing so hard!!! I knew what was going on and I was just dying. Sure enough when I replayed the beginning, I knew it. I just knew it. Total congrats for an overwhelming laugh fest you gave me!!!

    • @operating
      @operating 4 роки тому

      From the anchors away segment.

  • @radicalgreek99
    @radicalgreek99 4 роки тому +1

    My friend bought the same car brand new back in 08. He sold it at 45 thousand miles and said he would never buy another BMW again. It was having problems at 30 thousand miles repaired it under warranty and then drove it for 4 months before selling it. He got stuck with the Limp home mode twice and again Factory warranty fixed it.

  • @yungprototype
    @yungprototype 4 роки тому +73

    I literally shook my head when I read the title then proceeded to watch the entire video

    • @mattb6001
      @mattb6001 4 роки тому +5

      feeding everyone's addiction. atta boy

  • @mercenex6329
    @mercenex6329 4 роки тому +107

    Hoovie: Buys another BMW
    Car Wizard: Aight, Imma head out

    • @wvd07
      @wvd07 4 роки тому +3

      Car Wizard: Aight, imma lay under

  • @naptownsfinest2345
    @naptownsfinest2345 4 роки тому

    ive always loved these didn't realize how cheap they got!

  • @dieselgrandpa4181
    @dieselgrandpa4181 4 роки тому +1

    My buddy just bought a 2013 BMW M5 in frost gray, it has everything. Only 7 were made in that color and it has less than 35,000 miles. It was $107,000 brand new and 6 years later he paid $36,000. He immediately had to put $1700 into it for brakes oil change and A/C.

  • @LUNCHMONEY4numbers
    @LUNCHMONEY4numbers 4 роки тому +158

    Buys V12 7 series
    Also has Rolls Royce Phantom
    *L O G I C*

    • @tehgzizlauw1787
      @tehgzizlauw1787 4 роки тому +4

      One for cruising, one for hooning

    • @Nordmarkproductions
      @Nordmarkproductions 4 роки тому +4

      Logic7 ;)

    • @dr-ok3sn
      @dr-ok3sn 4 роки тому +6

      they are not the same cars, thats the logic

    • @papaannefranku9693
      @papaannefranku9693 4 роки тому +1

      Tehgziz Lauw it’s not like he has a gallardo or anything....

    • @Nordmarkproductions
      @Nordmarkproductions 4 роки тому +4

      @@dr-ok3sn both the phantom and the 760 has the exact same sound system called Logic7 with a Logic7 DSP/amp that's notorious for breaking as soon as you look at it.
      Believe me I have one and it's sent away for repair right now.

  • @wilforddsilva7250
    @wilforddsilva7250 4 роки тому +29

    Tyler come on, really "MERCEDES 760 LI" 🤣😂

  • @melindaonlinyuomelinda1997
    @melindaonlinyuomelinda1997 4 роки тому

    Respect for you fix the bmw and not let die .big respect

  • @marklukomskiy5657
    @marklukomskiy5657 4 роки тому +6

    2:17 “Mercedes 760li”😂 did anyone else catch that
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    Great video btw

  • @snorkosaurus
    @snorkosaurus 4 роки тому +120

    5 weeks later: car ninja starts a new youtube channel :D

  • @Bharlos
    @Bharlos 4 роки тому +130

    Hoovie : "My Mercedes 760LI"
    Comments : "He said Mercedes 760LI 😂😂😂"
    Me : "Well The Car Ninja is nice"

  • @zolhus85
    @zolhus85 4 роки тому

    Nice one! Very good cost for a car like that! You could show some of the fixing while it is going on too!

  • @voicetube
    @voicetube 4 роки тому

    I have to say, I loved my 2002 BMW 330 CI that I bought in 2010 (used with a little over 100,000 miles on it) and sold it about 50,000 miles later last year (When the transmission gave up the ghost at about 166,000 miles). Until the transmission started failing, other than needing a water pump once, it was pretty reliable. And boy did it drive beautifully (I remember thinking that the old slogan "The ultimate driving machine" has veracity, to be sure).

  • @Docdug
    @Docdug 4 роки тому +155

    The Wizard “that car makes me throw up in my mouth”. ‘Nough said.

  • @kipdrordy3334
    @kipdrordy3334 4 роки тому +12

    This channel has an amazing fear factor appeal. Thank you Tyler for doing the things we would love to but fear.

  • @adamblaknovski279
    @adamblaknovski279 4 роки тому

    If you run some automatic transmission fluid through the fuel and oil before you change the oil it will clean everything and help seal some leaking seals, it worked on my cam cover seals on my Subaru, and they're on their sides..

  • @wisama7091
    @wisama7091 4 роки тому +15

    "So the peasants don't see you in your $4500 car" lmao

  • @ddevil4980
    @ddevil4980 4 роки тому +60

    "That car makes me throw up in my mouth" 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️ he said it all right there.

    • @ahacres8871
      @ahacres8871 4 роки тому +2

      Working on many different brands of cars is what being a vehicle technician is all about! its all money on the table. Beggars can't be choosers.

  • @dyent
    @dyent 4 роки тому +142

    There IS and "everything light"
    It's when the computer turns on and flashes "BMW"

  • @sannyp120963
    @sannyp120963 4 роки тому

    14:00 has this, tyre guy said it’s a BMW thing, the way they camber the rear tires. The outside wears more on the fronts too 🙃

  • @hansschweikert9153
    @hansschweikert9153 4 роки тому +31

    Here's the thing Hoovie: Whenever I call my mechanic about a car like this, he reminds me that, yes, you can buy a car like this for $4500, but you are STILL MAINTAINING A $130,000 CAR! And then he gives me a laundry list of how this particular car is known to fail and what each of those repair bills will look like. Stuff like "Engine needs to be dropped if the turbos fail". I love my mechanic because he talks me off of the BUT IT NOW button. He's probably saved not only my sanity but also my marriage. Disregard the Wizard at your own peril!

    • @jb678901
      @jb678901 3 роки тому

      My mechanic is the same. He told me NOT to buy another Mini...stick to Honda or Toyota. Mini's are high maintenance so he really discouraged my purchasing a Mini Countryman JCW All 4 R60 to replace my Mini Clubman S R55. My only reply...Tom, you are in the car repair business...and I am a guaranteed customer!!!! Sorry, but I love driving my Mini's.

    • @ikson555
      @ikson555 3 роки тому +1

      This engine has nö turbos,it's NA.

  • @timothycoyne5874
    @timothycoyne5874 4 роки тому +4

    Instead of being fascinated by shiny new objects, Tyler is fascinated by needy old objects. But we love him for it. Congrats on a great looking older BMW, Hoovie!

  • @makindeoye
    @makindeoye 4 роки тому +37

    Who's OG enough to remember his 745i...

    • @HannibalACP82
      @HannibalACP82 4 роки тому +3

      Makinde Oyewole those donuts sure worked out well...

    • @805NAVE
      @805NAVE 4 роки тому +7

      I remember his ML55, ES300 manual, his old turquoise S Class from the 80s. And so many others 😂

    • @makindeoye
      @makindeoye 4 роки тому +3

      @@805NAVE You're one of the real OGs

    • @druidGAMER
      @druidGAMER 4 роки тому +3

      @@805NAVE I remember all those cars. His old blue diesel S Class was probably the most beautiful example of the W126 I had ever seen. Wish he didn't sell it

  • @Adam_____________
    @Adam_____________ 4 роки тому

    Hoopties subscribers have doubled since I joined keep it up

  • @jb678901
    @jb678901 3 роки тому

    USNA '89 here...love the background music!

  • @malyck
    @malyck 4 роки тому +77

    Tyler: "Mercedes 760Li" 2:16
    Me: HOL UP

  • @GhostSickness
    @GhostSickness 4 роки тому +46

    Tyler, thanks again for reminding me why I own a Toyota Camry. I used to own a BMW and I learned my lesson.

    • @Progan666
      @Progan666 4 роки тому +6

      footballcoreano toyota is anything but a shit car

    • @kooshkangaroo
      @kooshkangaroo 3 роки тому +6

      @footballcoreano hahaha you care more about social opinion than your wallet. Fucking moron

    • @kooshkangaroo
      @kooshkangaroo 3 роки тому

      @Chaminda Thushara Ruwan Kasturi and how exactly is leasing more financially stable than buying once? On average of $500/mo for every lease, you could buy a quality Toyota or honda in 6 months instead of having $500/mo for 2 year leases. Think smarter, not harder

    • @blanchbacker
      @blanchbacker 3 роки тому +5

      @@kooshkangaroo if you think the only reason to own a bmw is “social opinion” you’re sorely misjudging a lot of car fans

    • @TheG60528XiJinPing
      @TheG60528XiJinPing 3 роки тому +3

      @footballcoreano or learn to work on them yourself

  • @garfixit
    @garfixit 3 роки тому

    You are so amazing i can't get enough of your crazy videos that tap into to the souls of so many people and i love that you ❤ land yachts. Oh and i hate Tesla cars with a passion. Love your channel

  • @kurtkuczynski286
    @kurtkuczynski286 10 місяців тому

    Great Video. Dad left me a 745L that has done nothing but make me look like an ass for twenty years. I kept telling him all the problems these cars have and his has been rock solid. Everyone else has lost their minds on the POS.
    Back in 1980 I had a 320i and BMW stood for "break my window" These days it stands for "bring many wrenches".
    Good Luck

  • @rickosborne6521
    @rickosborne6521 4 роки тому +41

    As a Navy vet, I truly appreciate the rendition of Anchors Aweigh with regards to that land yacht lol. Keep up the good work

    • @Jerram89
      @Jerram89 4 роки тому +3

      You know the weird thing is when you Shazam to try and find the exact arrangement it comes up with this - which I can only assume is a royalty free compilation someone has done for youtube. Shame I still don't know what the actual arrangement it...
      ua-cam.com/video/xILdwp1rkPk/v-deo.html

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 4 роки тому +1

      I literally did not put that together the first time I saw it.

    • @rickosborne6521
      @rickosborne6521 4 роки тому

      Deloached I bet you’re right. These days the UA-camrs, especially well known ones, can’t get away with any music without paying big time royalties or using cheesy public domain stuff. You’d think the official Navy anthem would be royalty free regardless, but who knows

  • @DeadReckon
    @DeadReckon 4 роки тому +51

    "It's a BMW, it's ALWAYS bad!"
    Truer words...

    • @santileonsteinberg1441
      @santileonsteinberg1441 4 роки тому +3

      Dead Reckon **cries in 2008 550i**

    • @Julq4
      @Julq4 4 роки тому

      **doesn't cry, has a good mechanic/teacher**

    • @PresidentCamacho2024
      @PresidentCamacho2024 4 роки тому +3

      i love bmw's,. but i guess i'm the only one able to fix them,...

    • @DeadReckon
      @DeadReckon 4 роки тому

      @@santileonsteinberg1441 Don't worry, I'll help tow it off the road. I keep a tow strap in my '74 GMC for wayward cars stuck on Interstate 81 (Death road) here in Virginia.

  • @operating
    @operating Місяць тому +1

    The best first 26 seconds in UA-cam history.

  • @linkinl979
    @linkinl979 4 роки тому +71

    I can’t believe he actually said “I’m not working on that”. You’ve probably spent over $200K with him. I’d flip out lol

    • @rickylahef7302
      @rickylahef7302 4 роки тому +16

      The reason for a mechanic to decline the work is because thry know its a pain in the butt to work on and they are going to loose their shirt if they take it

    • @mds2465
      @mds2465 4 роки тому +6

      Ricky Lahef that is absolutely true. As a matter of fact I personally know a lot of mechanics that when they get a car like that which is way over their head they will send it off to another shop that specializes in that car and fixes them all the time.

    • @jacobbrashears
      @jacobbrashears 4 роки тому +8

      I drive a 1988 750iL (also V12) and I would’ve been shocked if the Wizard said yes.
      I’ve called mechanics who specialize in BMW, they talk for minutes, then they ask model and year, and hang up without a word.

    • @mds2465
      @mds2465 4 роки тому +1

      jacobbrashears yeah those V12 engines are not the easiest cars to work on that’s for sure. I’m surprised that the BMW specialists don’t wanna work on that one though. I’ve been told that a lot of Bimmers with the V12 engines share the same engine as a Rolls Royce Phantom and probably some other similar British made vehicles. Perhaps you might try somebody who specializes in British motors specifically the V12. That’s probably your best bet with that car. I wish you luck

    • @ianchandley
      @ianchandley 3 роки тому

      @@jacobbrashears I nearly bought a professionally stored ‘92 750il with 4,000 miles last year. The friend that bought it, sold it in about 9 months...... Looks like I dodged a bullet!

  • @robisacomedian572
    @robisacomedian572 4 роки тому +3

    I love the contrast between the Wizard and the Ninja. From looks, to shop, to one using his tongue to figure things out and the other one using a tablet. Even their flashlights are classes apart.

  • @TheBudgetGunCollector
    @TheBudgetGunCollector 4 роки тому +29

    We’ve all seen that meme with the code reader that says, “Just throw the whole car away bro.” That’s literally what it would say after hooking up a code reader

  • @christopherldavid
    @christopherldavid 4 роки тому

    I love my e46 wagon - at 200k miles it doesn’t burn a drop of oil, easy to diy repairs - but I wouldn’t recommend for the faint of heart. You gotta love the design and drive feel of these cars. I also have a Honda Accord and a AAA tow gold membership, they complement the bmw well.

  • @ayliright2812
    @ayliright2812 4 роки тому +3

    How do you have a mechanic for German cars that charges you $60/hour in labor?