For those of you who are criticizing Tim Hawkins or any other Christian comedians like him. - How about just relaxing and having a good laugh at ourselves and our imperfections as people (Christian or not)? I believe we can be reverent and still have a good laugh. Tim Hawkins does not make jokes about God but about ourselves. We can get judgmental or depressed or we can laugh and realize that we are humans much in need of the Grace of Our Savior.
Darrell and Sondra Holden I agree. I'm not a person of faith, but I think he's hilarious. It doesn't matter if he and I share different beliefs, the man's funny.
We're Christians but human. I agree with everyone here! We have to laugh at ourselves because everything Tim's joking about, we all do these things!! He's hilarious and brightens my day!❤️❤️❤️❤️
A sweet lady was praying for me and my daughter today and she started saying that she prays a hedge of protection. We were holding hands with our eyes closed and my daughter and I was about to die. I had to bite my lip as not to burst out laughing while she was sincerely praying for us.
When we are at my grandpa’s and my uncle prays this me, my mom, my sister, & my dad either start giggling or smirking at each other. My cousins are about to die trying not to laugh. My uncle has no idea
Hahaha. Dude, so funny! I think we should give them a taste of their own medicine. Knock on their doors, "We don't want scriptures to read right now, we want CANDY!!!"
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH MY GOOODDDNESSS, loved the green hedges but almost peed my pants with now I lay me down to sleep!!!!! I always found that prayer to be a little sad myself. My folks are probably wondering what in the world I'm watching to be laughing this loudlyXD
HAHA! I STILL HAVE THE PRAYER IN MEMORY! XD Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Lord my soul to keep, If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take. Never really thought of it to be that scary. haha
Some Church of Christ congregations do. The VAST majority do not. As a life long Church of Christ-er, that joke made me LOL. Loudly. Tim Hawkins is a very funny guy.
+Gini Dmg Shouldn't be offended by it; it's a joke. I'd say he's poking fun at how Christians do prayer; that it becomes something we say rather than something that is meaningful.
The actual term that is supposed to be used when praying for protection is "HENGE OF PROTECTION" not "HEDGE of protection"! A henge is a stone or wooden wall that towns used to put around their perimeter as.lrotecrion from wild animals and brigands! A hedge is a big bush
The father part is so true. My dad was like that. He doesnt do it so much anymore but he would always say father and just lol. As well as my childhood pastor lol
That child''s bedtime prayer used to terrify me. One didn't argue with one's parents back then, so to bed you went. After reciting that awful poem (I can't call it a prayer), I'd hide under the bedclothes while I slept. No angel of death was going to come get me in the night.
Oh my goodness this cracked me up!!!!!! Btw...I have two daughters and I NEVER have prayed that "now I lay me down to sleep..." HORRIBLE prayer. I have ALWAYS HATED that "prayer". It's absolutely terrible!!
This is how our family prayers went "father we just wanna thank you father for just the blessings father that you just blessed us with just father thank you father for being our heavenly father just amen father father
Cool man. I have had a lot of fun learning a few choice facts about the bible and how it actually got into print. You can floor a lot of fanatics with facts!
ALL CHRISTIANS NEED TO KNOW THIS! I TAUGHT 'EM AT KFC AWHILE BACK...I ASKED THE LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER IF SHE KNEW THE ANSWER TO THIS 'AGE OLD' QUESTION: "WHICH CAME IST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?" SHE LOOKED AT ME WITH A PUZZLED LOOK ON HER FACE. SO I TOLD HER, "THE CHICKEN!!!" "ITS WRITTEN!! IN GENESIS 1:21 THAT GOD CREATED THE BIRDS ON THE 5TH DAY!!! A CHRISTIAN LADY IN LINE BEHIND ME WAS INTRIGUED & SAID SHE'D NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. BET SHE TELLS IT NOW!!! PTL. R.S.
Whilst I'm not a JW, you are right that what he said was offensive to JWs. You people put most christians to shame in the fact that you actually make the effort to go out and witness. Most christians will just put leaflets out at christmas, and that's it! I challenged one on this once and he said "JWs HAVE TO witness but we don't have to"! Matthew 7:21 "Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven."
"My one weakness is landscaping! How do they know?!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
XD
"SPIRIT OF LOW CARB RAIN DOWN ON ME NOW!!!" xD
the praying with "just" is so accurate!!
Lene Jacinta Martinussen and saying lord and father all the time
Lene Jacinta Martinussen I pray like that all the time tbh
It's JUST so accurate
For those of you who are criticizing Tim Hawkins or any other Christian comedians like him. - How about just relaxing and having a good laugh at ourselves and our imperfections as people (Christian or not)? I believe we can be reverent and still have a good laugh. Tim Hawkins does not make jokes about God but about ourselves. We can get judgmental or depressed or we can laugh and realize that we are humans much in need of the Grace of Our Savior.
Darrell and Sondra Holden Amen!! I can't understand WHY anyone would be insulted by this?!
Darrell and Sondra Holden I agree. I'm not a person of faith, but I think he's hilarious. It doesn't matter if he and I share different beliefs, the man's funny.
Very Well Said!
We're Christians but human. I agree with everyone here! We have to laugh at ourselves because everything Tim's joking about, we all do these things!! He's hilarious and brightens my day!❤️❤️❤️❤️
Laughing at God’s word and truths is unwise and disrespectful.
A sweet lady was praying for me and my daughter today and she started saying that she prays a hedge of protection. We were holding hands with our eyes closed and my daughter and I was about to die. I had to bite my lip as not to burst out laughing while she was sincerely praying for us.
Thanks Tim Hawkins hahaha
Oh my goodness. I am watching this on my lunch break at work trying not to SCREAM out loud with laughter!! 😂
I'm guilty of the food prayer... haha
See you in the morning! Maybe idk! Lol!
Okay, from now on at family dinners when someone blesses "the hands that prepared it" I'm going to start giggling! LOL
When we are at my grandpa’s and my uncle prays this me, my mom, my sister, & my dad either start giggling or smirking at each other. My cousins are about to die trying not to laugh. My uncle has no idea
WHAT IS THIS GREENERY!?!?!?!?!?!?
HOW DID THEY KNOW???
LANDSCAPING! MY GREATEST WEAKNESS!
I love this guy he's so funny. I especially love the whole hedge of protection part lol
I love watching Tim Hawkins
I’ve just found him. I was saved in November. He is the first Christian comedian I have heard. He’s hilarious!
I LOVE Tim Hawkins! Hilarious guy! God's definitely blessed him with an awesome gift of humor.
I love this guy ! He is right on.
Jehovah witness don't like Halloween, I guess they don't like random people knocking on their door. lol
Hahaha. Dude, so funny! I think we should give them a taste of their own medicine. Knock on their doors, "We don't want scriptures to read right now, we want CANDY!!!"
Terry Bates hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! good one
dude, too on funny point, lolololololol.
😂
Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t celebrate holidays at all. They don’t even celebrate their birthdays.
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH MY GOOODDDNESSS, loved the green hedges but almost peed my pants with now I lay me down to sleep!!!!! I always found that prayer to be a little sad myself. My folks are probably wondering what in the world I'm watching to be laughing this loudlyXD
Yay! Finally awesome Christian comedian. :D
It doesn't matter how many times I hear Tim Hawkins routines I cry laughing every time!
An actual funny christian comedian. What a rarity.
LOTS OF THEM ARE DUDE
John Christ
"I PRAY THE LORD MY SOUL TO TAKE!" then the parent fades into the darkness and leaves the child questioning their sanity
"What is this Greenery? I can't get through that! Move that bush! My greatest weakness is landscaping! How did they know?
"Start stacking chairs" FACTS
I've literally memorized almost all of his stuff 😂
HAHA! I STILL HAVE THE PRAYER IN MEMORY! XD
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray to Lord my soul to keep,
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Lord my soul to take.
Never really thought of it to be that scary. haha
"start stacking chairs".
"My name's Joe!" haha
Holy crap trying to breathe
The2Gamers12 uh oh
Lol. His voice reminds me of Jim Carrey.
Hedge of Protection
a hedge huh??? why not a cement wall??? razzor wire, mabye???
CHANGE THE CHEETO INTO A CARROT STICK ON THE WAY DOWN
i pray a hedge of protection around your pancrious., lol
When you watch this while you eat... yeah, not a good idea 😂
"See you in the morning. MAYBE!!! I don't know!!!!!" LMAO
... Oh, and don't let the bed-bugs bite. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
And Lord just...Lord just, just, just....Bless the world AMEN! XD XD
Some Church of Christ congregations do. The VAST majority do not. As a life long Church of Christ-er, that joke made me LOL. Loudly. Tim Hawkins is a very funny guy.
HOW ABOUT A THICK CEMENT WALL!? XDDD
Don't forget the razer wire
There’s someone at my church who says “Lord” a lot while praying.
You keep saying Ed .my name is joe.lol
I'm a Christian but this is funny~
+Gini Dmg Tim Hawkins ARE Christian, and this is a Christian program.
+Kenzuma Kenzan Really?~
Gini Dmg yup, go search in google.
+Gini Dmg Shouldn't be offended by it; it's a joke. I'd say he's poking fun at how Christians do prayer; that it becomes something we say rather than something that is meaningful.
+MrBoywonder1985 Oh Okay!!~
Your just not ready for this. Starting stacking chairs.
The actual term that is supposed to be used when praying for protection is "HENGE OF PROTECTION" not "HEDGE of protection"! A henge is a stone or wooden wall that towns used to put around their perimeter as.lrotecrion from wild animals and brigands! A hedge is a big bush
What is this greenery? I can't get through that! Move that bush! My greatest weakness is landscaping, how did they know?
Change this Cheeto in a carrot stick! I can hardly type I'm laughing so hard.
That was hilarious! I literally laughed so hard to tears, lol!
I finally got to meet him
Whoo boy that audio change
This was great, night time prayer was so funny. Loved them all.
I love being exhausted with laughter. You are Good.
The father part is so true. My dad was like that. He doesnt do it so much anymore but he would always say father and just lol. As well as my childhood pastor lol
Yes, a hedge of protection from GOD does work VERY WELL.
Job 1:10
+peacheslovesjesus Yes, but Satan said that; which would only make praying it sound worse. :P
Wow this was real funny :-D
You are hilarious Tim!! I share your videos and I hope that you will keep them coming!!!
You keep saying Ed. My name's Joe!
That child''s bedtime prayer used to terrify me. One didn't argue with one's parents back then, so to bed you went. After reciting that awful poem (I can't call it a prayer), I'd hide under the bedclothes while I slept. No angel of death was going to come get me in the night.
I prayed that prayer too and didn’t understand it at all 😂😂 then I got older and thankfully my prayer life is much better
MY GREATEST WEAKNESS IS LANDSCAPING. HOW DID THEY KNOW? 😂😂
What is this greenery?! I can't get through that! Move that bush! My greatest weekness is landscaping how did they know.
"you keep sayin ed!..my names joe!"
I actually had a friend as a child whose last name was Pepper... her father was a doctor. I am not lying.
Oh my goodness this cracked me up!!!!!! Btw...I have two daughters and I NEVER have prayed that "now I lay me down to sleep..." HORRIBLE prayer. I have ALWAYS HATED that "prayer". It's absolutely terrible!!
Fun presidential fact: John Quincy Adams used to recite “Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep” every night. Dang I’m such a POTUS geek.
By far, his funniest bit I've ever heard.
Hahahahahahahahahaha. I am so weak right now, he was funny!!!
hahaahh!! my greatest weakness is landscaping! LOL!
This is how our family prayers went "father we just wanna thank you father for just the blessings father that you just blessed us with just father thank you father for being our heavenly father just amen father father
Why I am talking like a game host? best line ever! Well aside from " Evil beware. We have waffles''
Cool man. I have had a lot of fun learning a few choice facts about the bible and how it actually got into print. You can floor a lot of fanatics with facts!
I say just too much even when I'm not praying
Change the molecular structure of this food! Spirit of low carb rein down on me now!!
Hilarious!! Can't stop lauhing! LOL!
Hedge of protection? I have never heard that. Too funny! Is there a shrub of safety too? I’ve heard “Father” and “just” a LOT. 🙂
Father, just just father father lol!
My favorite is the hiding under the covers weakness in the other video
I'm in my college's library right now and people keep looking at me cuz im giggling my head off!
LMAO!! What is this greenery?? hahahahahaa!! xD
Job 1:10 to be exact. It also is where blessed hands come from. All the phrases you hear commonly said, they come from actual scripture. God bless
bless the hands that prepraed it why not the whole body lol
Intervene! Lol.
I was baptized into the Church of Christ way back in '79 & actually - some do allow instruments & some don't. It's about half & half in my area.
3:50 LOL so true! but I don't drink Dr pepper.
Just just father father father just father father just just.....
lol Halerious!
I laugh so hard at him I cry...
you can worship with music
ALL CHRISTIANS NEED TO KNOW THIS! I TAUGHT 'EM AT KFC AWHILE BACK...I ASKED THE LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER IF SHE KNEW THE ANSWER TO THIS 'AGE OLD' QUESTION: "WHICH CAME IST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?" SHE LOOKED AT ME WITH A PUZZLED LOOK ON HER FACE. SO I TOLD HER, "THE CHICKEN!!!" "ITS WRITTEN!! IN GENESIS 1:21 THAT GOD CREATED THE BIRDS ON THE 5TH DAY!!! A CHRISTIAN LADY IN LINE BEHIND ME WAS INTRIGUED & SAID SHE'D NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. BET SHE TELLS IT NOW!!! PTL. R.S.
"Its 50/50"
More like 25/75 if your parents are also anti-vaxx
The Funniest!
We play music in my church of Christ now. Lol
Devil walks like this. XD
I've got to admit I'm one of those who say Father and just a lot because I stink at praying lol
See you in the morning...... MAYBE!!
The hedge of protection was around job. Read the story of Job.
He'd be real good w/ kids...
Very funny :D
OMG so funny
toooooo funny!!!
My youth pastor uses Father too much in his prayers.
Whilst I'm not a JW, you are right that what he said was offensive to JWs.
You people put most christians to shame in the fact that you actually make the effort to go out and witness.
Most christians will just put leaflets out at christmas, and that's it!
I challenged one on this once and he said "JWs HAVE TO witness but we don't have to"!
Matthew 7:21 "Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven."
WHAT IS THIS GREENERY?!
no can't I like being by my self
Hedge of protection comes from the book of Job. But it does sound funny.
Cool