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  • Tim Hawkins-Hand Raising and Sanitizer Chestnut Assembly of God 9-10-11

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  • @pkshere0
    @pkshere0 4 роки тому +83

    OMGosh! This may be 8 years old but so relevant in these days of self-isolation and social distancing!

    • @Brigand231
      @Brigand231 4 роки тому

      Yeah, talk about not aging well. Our pastor is actually a germaphobe.

    • @codyhannahmary83
      @codyhannahmary83 4 роки тому +3

      Wow yes now we social distance, plenty of space to be the flag lady!!!!!

    • @bobbimurphy6392
      @bobbimurphy6392 4 роки тому +1

      @@codyhannahmary83 🤣🤣🤣🤣🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️

    • @allnighterofficial
      @allnighterofficial 3 роки тому

      Boomer humour right there

    • @yukiannie666
      @yukiannie666 3 роки тому

      not really...

  • @autumnhobbit
    @autumnhobbit 11 років тому +38

    "It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it."
    Gilbert K. Chesterton

  • @qualcom01
    @qualcom01 7 років тому +70

    Is that a throwing star for Jesus? Man, I may not be religious but good comedy is good comedy and this guy is fantastic.

  • @iampocketthepocket2227
    @iampocketthepocket2227 9 років тому +17

    Someone make this guy like crazy famous! Please! The world needs to hear this humor!

  • @BBall0027
    @BBall0027 10 років тому +64

    Someone at my church did a similar thing to "heartburn", but at the stomach, so I called it "indigestion".

  • @gracytoyschultz4416
    @gracytoyschultz4416 8 років тому +51

    GIVE THE LORD A HIGHFIVE!

  • @autumnhobbit
    @autumnhobbit 11 років тому +36

    To those who are complaining, I'm Catholic, and our priest makes jokes during homilies all the time. God made humans, and He wants us to be respectful of Him, but He also wants us to treat Him as a Father and as our Best Friend. Who doesn't joke around with their father or best friend? Does joking with your father immediately mean that you're disrespecting him? God invented laughter and humor, and if you read the Bible and pay attention in your life, you'll see He has a sense of humor, too.

  • @supahninjagirl4
    @supahninjagirl4 12 років тому +4

    I was in youth last wednesday, and I really got into the music and started raising my hands. I was to about Mufasa when I realized I had followed the steps exactly...

  • @Michele7771000
    @Michele7771000 11 років тому +19

    a time to weep and a time to laugh, a time to mourn and a time to dance, Ecclesiastes 3:4 Love to laugh! Thank you Tim Hawkins.

  • @phoenixgemini42
    @phoenixgemini42 9 років тому +14

    Would anyone else raise their hand when he said, "Do we have any people in the audience who doesnt go to a hand raising church?"

  • @smiskowiak
    @smiskowiak 11 років тому +39

    I've read some of the comments on here and here's my thoughts. Tim Hawkins is FUNNY! Tim Hawkins is a CHRISTIAN! Tim Hawkins is a FUNNY CHRISTIAN! If he was doing anything that a church that was disobedient to God, churches would not invite him to do his thing. Sometimes, non-believers even get introduced to a church or Christianity through events like Hawkins. Stop being so legalistic and have some fun.

  • @bobiscoolman2
    @bobiscoolman2 9 років тому +13

    When he did this at my church his fly was down and no one said anything. It wasn't even part of the act. It was hilarious!

    • @lishishur293
      @lishishur293 7 років тому

      bobiscoolman2 I highly doubt he ever came to your church

  • @barbieivy
    @barbieivy 7 років тому +4

    You just kill the pastor with that javelin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead!! This is too funny!!

  • @haileyminger706
    @haileyminger706 7 років тому +11

    I love Tim Hawkins

  • @AmyRose7771
    @AmyRose7771 11 років тому +8

    Oh my gosh I LOVE Tim Hawkins!!! He is hilarious!!!!!

  • @chrissyjoy08
    @chrissyjoy08 7 років тому +6

    If I ever feel like going vertical or doing a "worship javelin" or "throwing star" I'll move to the back of the sanctuary ;)
    Seriously, though, I've done a number of dramas and mime performances to songs and sometimes when we sing those songs I'll move to the back of the sanctuary so I can do the movements and not disturb others.

  • @cindygardner8649
    @cindygardner8649 6 років тому +6

    What makes this so funny is it's so true!😂😂😂😂And I'm rolling on the hand sanitizer joke cuz that one is the Truth. Com!😂😂😂

  • @davejohnlucas1986
    @davejohnlucas1986 9 років тому +81

    The 97 people who dislike this video do not go to a hand raising church.

    • @richtaft3308
      @richtaft3308 7 років тому

      True

    • @heatherbilly4223
      @heatherbilly4223 7 років тому +3

      David Lucas I don't go to a hand raising church. I'm Lutheran. And liked this video 😉

    • @heidichrist4000
      @heidichrist4000 4 роки тому

      Make it 198 people.

    • @theultimatekfbfan2721
      @theultimatekfbfan2721 4 роки тому

      @@heidichrist4000 now it's 206

    • @SuperEddietv
      @SuperEddietv Рік тому

      Actually, they are triggered these days. Take it as a personal attack. I presented this to my assembly of God friend. They were seriously offended.

  • @theclownsystem9429
    @theclownsystem9429 6 років тому +4

    OMG! I went to a tongue speaking church with a friend. They all speak in tongues at once and this one lady grabbed what looked to be a scarf and did the exact moves Tim did. Waving and twirling. I was trying so flipping hard not to bust out laughing!

    • @ivdddoxiemama7275
      @ivdddoxiemama7275 6 років тому

      It says to believe in tongues in the Bible. There is supposed to be a interpreter who understands.

  • @fcbsdukes81
    @fcbsdukes81 9 років тому +4

    I'm spiritual, don't have hand raisin church but this guy I love. He's great. Hilarious act and so true!!!!

    • @kyliecoulston852
      @kyliecoulston852 7 років тому

      sabrinafair this isnt ment to be in real life, it is just commmedy

  • @mmorales868
    @mmorales868 8 років тому +42

    We have one lady in our church with an empty seat radius, if you get close you will get popped in the eye. LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!!

    • @sarahsparkman1047
      @sarahsparkman1047 8 років тому +1

      my friend Ashley is like that she has her space cause she loves to move

    • @Taylor-wt9zv
      @Taylor-wt9zv 8 років тому

      lol

    • @gailthomas2631
      @gailthomas2631 4 роки тому +1

      Been there, had that done to me. Must have been the same lady.

  • @beckybrooks9974
    @beckybrooks9974 9 років тому +15

    I raise my hands in church....I call it sign language, but same thing. LOL

  • @ashleyrckchannel7064
    @ashleyrckchannel7064 8 років тому +11

    This is absolutely hilarious!

  • @ashleyriley6404
    @ashleyriley6404 10 років тому +6

    mufasa XD i have a shirt with these hand raisings stuff when i saw him live! love him!

  • @ajmarkle96
    @ajmarkle96 10 років тому +77

    3:23 "no no Jesus loves you but your annoying" XD

  • @jamieleeriley2562
    @jamieleeriley2562 4 роки тому +6

    This guy proves you can be funny without cussing.

  • @jadonbaldwin8311
    @jadonbaldwin8311 9 років тому +64

    IS THAT A THROWING STAR FOR JESUS! PUT THAT AWAY! hahahahahaa

    • @nataliewilliams3657
      @nataliewilliams3657 9 років тому +3

      I LOVE Tim Hawkins!!!

    • @pepper341
      @pepper341 9 років тому +14

      Is that a javelin? IS THAT A WORSHIP JAVELIN! PUT THE JAVELIN DOWN! ok you just killed the paster... PUT THE JAVELIN DOWN

  • @joshuahdoane2772
    @joshuahdoane2772 10 років тому +48

    Is that a worship Javelin?
    PUT IT DOWN!!

  • @levelup9
    @levelup9 11 років тому +1

    She's a little too free in worship.. Brings your own flag to church - Love it

  • @ashleynd92
    @ashleynd92 10 років тому +20

    I want to go to a heavy metal worship service.

    • @jeffreydumm5152
      @jeffreydumm5152 10 років тому +3

      Look up Sagebrush Worship.

    • @havenparks
      @havenparks 6 років тому +2

      Jeffrey Dumm Thanks. My stepdad really wants some heavy metal worship music. Have a blessed day!

    • @botrm
      @botrm 6 років тому +2

      You dont have to have a stiff upper lip2follow Jesus,just a contrite heart :)

    • @CheersNE
      @CheersNE 5 років тому +1

      I've been. It's a trip. We couldn't hear much for a few days following but we enjoyed it!

    • @notefromjan
      @notefromjan 4 роки тому

      myhrr3 your comment is comedy gold that Tim Hawkins should use! LOL ♥️

  • @calebfisher7345
    @calebfisher7345 4 роки тому +1

    this is the most relavent comedy I have seen during this craziness

  • @PamelaJLamon
    @PamelaJLamon 4 роки тому +3

    He needs to do a PSA on proper use of hand sanitizer during our current Pandemic!

  • @KevoTheFello
    @KevoTheFello 10 років тому +2

    he wiped his butt with the towle then wiped his face LOL

  • @KateraKiitten
    @KateraKiitten 12 років тому +1

    I'm officially in love with this man's comedy.

  • @juliastrobush1571
    @juliastrobush1571 10 років тому +14

    give the Lord a high five XD

  • @tld250
    @tld250 11 років тому +1

    Great quote, my friend! Thx for posting

  • @readthebible67
    @readthebible67 5 років тому +1

    I am in pain.....He is SO funny!!

  • @whiteswan1910
    @whiteswan1910 11 років тому

    News flash God has a sense of humor! This man is breathing life into this room.! .this is exactly what i needed after dealing with hard hearted judge mental people that suck the air out of a room with religious spirits that run more people out of a church then welcome them in. God wants us to laugh it releases stress & restores the soul. Joy brings strength. So lets lighten up & pursue some of that joy you would be surprised at how many people you will draw to The Lord. ....ugh I hate legalism!

  • @andrewgraham7659
    @andrewgraham7659 7 років тому +2

    A metal service - oh yeah never seen one of those but I like the concept.

  • @_mokoa
    @_mokoa 13 років тому

    i saw this in his show yesterday!!! i love it!!!!!

  • @cameragrunt
    @cameragrunt 12 років тому

    I went to a service at a convention recently and they said "We are open about how you praise...Raise your hands, clap, whatever..."....This skit came to mind right away and I couldn't stop laughing...I got more then a few looks...:)

  • @curtisbrownr09
    @curtisbrownr09 11 років тому

    please note that the verse reads further in 1 Timothy 2:8 "without wrath and doubting." And in 1 Timothy 2:8 it specifically says "holy hands". The Word of Life Himself said" But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him." So if you are truthfully worshipping Him then sometimes you will raise up your hands as a sign of total surrender. When God sees this He sees it as holy.

  • @JeffDeanTheDeanZone
    @JeffDeanTheDeanZone 12 років тому +2

    This guy is a genius

  • @GodsCommissioned
    @GodsCommissioned 11 років тому

    "Laughter is the most beautiful and beneficial therapy God ever granted humanity." -Chuck Swindoll
    I can put a quote under a UA-cam video too. Lighten up guys. There's a time for preaching, talking about series things and growing in m God, and there's a time to bust a few guts, enjoying God's presence a different way

  • @curtisbrownr09
    @curtisbrownr09 11 років тому

    Please note that the verse further reads "without wrath and doubting", or argument as other versions read. John 4:23
    "But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshippers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth: for the Father seeketh such to worship him." So if you are worshiping in Spirit and Truth you might end up lifting your hands. But just know that there MANY other ways of worship like comedy, song, dance, instruments, and other great ways. If it's in Truth then that's it.

  • @megankindler9727
    @megankindler9727 12 років тому

    He always brings a smile!

  • @tld250
    @tld250 11 років тому

    Zelda Chick, you have made very valid points. And you're really just 15yrs old?! It is apparent you have a heart for God & that He is imparting His wisdom to you. Your comments far exceed your age. I encourage you to keep on seeking Him because you are definitely on the right track.
    Yes, we are all at different levels with Christ. That's why I have stated that there was a time that I would have laughed at some of this. But we all need to press further into our walk with Christ...in His time.

  • @Manderley22
    @Manderley22 12 років тому

    this is hysterical, i was roaring laughing out loud LOLOLOL

  • @sarawince3836
    @sarawince3836 12 років тому +1

    omgoodness. i laughed so hard i cried just now xD

  • @yukiannie666
    @yukiannie666 3 роки тому

    those different hand raisers killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rachelwells9600
    @rachelwells9600 11 років тому +1

    I hope one day you will relax a bit more and realize God is not going to throw down the fire and brimstone (until that glorious end) if you give a good belly laugh at yourself. Yes, "Give the Lord a High Five!!" My gracious what is wrong with that? I know what God we are talking about.. and I also know that our Jesus is the dearest and best friend this girl has ever had or will have. This is why Jesus and religious folk never got along, to set in the law not in the heart of it. Respect, peace

  • @kendrawilson1223
    @kendrawilson1223 8 років тому +2

    Omg I love this he is always funny

  • @3Nails1Cross4Given
    @3Nails1Cross4Given 11 років тому +1

    How in the world does a person give this a thumbs down?????

  • @christineandcarlmilitz2883
    @christineandcarlmilitz2883 4 роки тому +1

    we raise our hands and pass the handsanitizer

  • @iheartswedes
    @iheartswedes 13 років тому

    Saw this. Went to church. SAW A HUGE HAND SANITIZER. Thought of this. WOWOWOWOOWOWWOW =D woo Tim Hawkins!

  • @kjalcaraz84
    @kjalcaraz84 12 років тому

    Thanks, Tim. Now I'm gonna be analyzing people to see what kind of hand raises they have. :)

  • @KatyStJohn-lg8ql
    @KatyStJohn-lg8ql 11 років тому +1

    Hahaha! He is coming to my church this year :)

  • @zeldachickofficial
    @zeldachickofficial 11 років тому +1

    It sure is humbling to laugh at oneself. :)

  • @JeffDeanTheDeanZone
    @JeffDeanTheDeanZone 12 років тому

    My pastor used to say "Don't worry about germs here, if you are worried get next to me I have health germs"

  • @davekerr3683
    @davekerr3683 2 роки тому

    hey know this is old but dang love it so good

  • @turnandburn1994
    @turnandburn1994 12 років тому

    Village people, Rocky, touchdown! haha I can't go to church anymore without looking at all the different hand raises. :)

  • @JustinSmith-nc8ju
    @JustinSmith-nc8ju 10 років тому +1

    I love him

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 6 років тому +1

    I love dueling light bulbs lol

  • @josamen
    @josamen 12 років тому

    ROFL! "OK you just killed the pastor with a javelin!"....you know what I think would be funny is to see Jackie Chan playing the role of a Catholic priest....you wouldn't get away with all them shenanigans unless you wanted a good butt-kicking from the kung-fu priest....LOL!

  • @ByGraceAlone
    @ByGraceAlone 11 років тому +1

    "There's plenty to laugh at in the world-but be sure you don't laugh at something that God takes seriously." - A.W. Tozer

  • @thecook1128
    @thecook1128 12 років тому

    this is the song the lady with the worship javelin was listening to, " hands up they playin my song butterflies fly away! noddin my head like yea moving my hips like yea, hands up they playing my song and i know i am goin be okay, YEEEAAAAAAAAA it is a party in the USA

  • @roshithesayian6801
    @roshithesayian6801 10 років тому +3

    This is great XD

  • @LeCole4
    @LeCole4 8 років тому +2

    hilarious I love it!!

  • @dcdigofire2
    @dcdigofire2 11 років тому

    "hand sanitizers" was awesome haha

  • @Lizcwithac
    @Lizcwithac 12 років тому

    Put the worship jevelin down!!!
    Is that a Jesus throwing star?!
    Lol! I absolutley luv!! this video!!!

  • @truexfan001
    @truexfan001 11 років тому

    "Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?" - The Joker

  • @pepper341
    @pepper341 9 років тому +12

    What are germs? :P haha no kidding. I went to a daycare alot when i was little and im a dancer so germs dont bother me. *someone drops chips on floor* me: SCORE!!! *grabs food and eats it*
    ❤ P. ❤

  • @3Nails1Cross4Given
    @3Nails1Cross4Given 11 років тому

    Gotta agree with you J-Man 100%!

  • @martyhall9663
    @martyhall9663 6 років тому

    I could care less what kind of church you go to you best raise your hands to our Children our Kiddos.

  • @MrsJuba2022
    @MrsJuba2022 12 років тому

    AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @hurikainecatrina1
    @hurikainecatrina1 11 років тому

    LOL I don't go to a handriaising church persay...but it itsn't frowned upon...I myself am a handraiser and I think how ever we worship the Lord He inhabits our praise! And, yes, I belief God has an awesome sense of humor....look at the platapus!!!

  • @MrLOLAGE777
    @MrLOLAGE777 12 років тому

    i could'nt stop laughing when i first saw this

  • @shygirlnow2011
    @shygirlnow2011 4 роки тому

    HIGH FIVE to you!

  • @whiteswan1910
    @whiteswan1910 11 років тому +1

    News Flash God has a sense of humor. He expects us to enjoy our journey. Tim is breathing life into that place & legalistic people want to suck the life right back out......it's called joy people get some!

  • @davekerr3683
    @davekerr3683 2 роки тому

    hope you and your family are doing well ❤

  • @XxXCexilexiXxX
    @XxXCexilexiXxX 12 років тому

    i watched this went to church and saw somone doing the exact same thing i colun't hepl but laugh. LOL TIM HAWKINS ROCKS >.

  • @lynnburgardt-yb9vm
    @lynnburgardt-yb9vm 6 місяців тому

    I don't care how many times I watch this: "Jesus loves you but you're annoying" makes me laugh out loud every time!!😊

  • @sarahkmur
    @sarahkmur 12 років тому

    @OmegaEcho1177 that's a funny video! Always brightens my day!!! ;)

  • @Leah-dn3lt
    @Leah-dn3lt 5 років тому +1

    Throw in a heartburn.

  • @emilylove1497
    @emilylove1497 11 років тому

    I love this guy

  • @dave26566
    @dave26566 11 років тому

    We have hand sanitizer at our church but I've never seen anyone use it

  • @shootaman2
    @shootaman2 3 роки тому

    Anyone else want to go to a Tim Hawkins heavy metal church service?

  • @alltimeamandax0
    @alltimeamandax0 11 років тому

    Tim Hawkins is the Dane Cook of Christian comedy. lol. He's so good.

  • @11polkadot1
    @11polkadot1 12 років тому

    "Is that a throwing star for Jesus?" HAHAHA

  • @eandbshows
    @eandbshows 12 років тому

    should i go to his show, or the Big ten championship?

  • @XxSkilletSaviorxX
    @XxSkilletSaviorxX 12 років тому

    im a worship leader, and this is so TRUE!!!!!!!! HAHA LOVE IT!!!!! xD

  • @JackMooo
    @JackMooo 12 років тому

    He is just like my youth minister!!!

  • @animals4life404
    @animals4life404 3 роки тому

    "Everyones freaking out about germs now"
    yup

  • @geowynleda4641
    @geowynleda4641 5 років тому

    The Devil doesn't have all the best jokes

  • @mickgarner4108
    @mickgarner4108 5 років тому

    Excellent

  • @annikaerickson01
    @annikaerickson01 10 років тому +6

    I'm almost 13 and I can challenge my friends to going vertical. It's intense.

  • @annemccabe3929
    @annemccabe3929 11 років тому

    i love this guy !

  • @chevydude658
    @chevydude658 5 років тому

    Lol! Obviously… there are many here who were not raised in a truly pentecostal church. Good times. Good times.

  • @snareguy87
    @snareguy87 8 років тому +10

    WORSHIP JAVELIN!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @darkscarlet1012
      @darkscarlet1012 8 років тому +5

      NONONONONO PUT THAT DOWN, (no) .........you just killed the pastor

    • @richtaft3308
      @richtaft3308 7 років тому +1

      HahahHAhahaha that's hilarious XD

  • @TheStandardSB
    @TheStandardSB 11 років тому +5

    A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats. ~ C.H. Spurgeon