CAN YOU BEAT CRUSADER KINGS 3 With No VASSALS Challenge? Is CK3 Perfectly Balanced With No Exploits

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  • @sicnnasty
    @sicnnasty 4 роки тому +1581

    Well played, you made it into the patch notes!
    - The maximum penalty for being over your domain limit is now -100% taxes/levies, increased from -90%.
    - If you vastly exceed your Domain Limit for more than one year (the grace period for new inheritances/conquests), all buildings will deactivate until your domain limit is lowered.

    • @PathOfDamn
      @PathOfDamn 4 роки тому +238

      This was a popular cheese called North Korea strategy. Iirc it was the same thing in CK2

    • @Daniel_Lancelin
      @Daniel_Lancelin 4 роки тому +148

      Nothing a bit of modding can't restore.

    • @blargminton
      @blargminton 3 роки тому +91

      its been patched!? noooooooooooo! :(

    • @deadmanomegagaming4061
      @deadmanomegagaming4061 3 роки тому +15

      Which version is it that has the new patch?

    • @PathOfDamn
      @PathOfDamn 3 роки тому +19

      @@deadmanomegagaming4061 Patch 1.1

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 роки тому +1307

    *tries to unite all of Germany under a single ruler*
    *England, Poland, and France start sweating nervously*

    • @GallowglassAxe
      @GallowglassAxe 4 роки тому +31

      I think Mel Brooks made a song about this.

    • @hansimuli
      @hansimuli 4 роки тому +49

      @@GallowglassAxe It might be Bel Mrooks at this point.

    • @ezrafellowz
      @ezrafellowz 4 роки тому +20

      russia is unimpressed

    • @danielflin3877
      @danielflin3877 2 роки тому

      I am your one thousandth like, peasant. Fall to your knees and worship.

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 2 роки тому +1

      @@danielflin3877 Give me a thousand more, and it might make my top ten comments! Do you think I owe you, mortal?

  • @vzvdm
    @vzvdm 4 роки тому +1959

    I like how the title says "challenge"

    • @BigTarb
      @BigTarb 4 роки тому +53

      The Spiffing Brit of course not you wouldn’t do that

    • @gabebear574
      @gabebear574 4 роки тому +2

      What are you talking about stupid challenges the ninth word in the title if it said challenge on the first word then it would be called challenge you’re an idiot

    • @ryanswain8663
      @ryanswain8663 4 роки тому +24

      Challenge... for the devs to patch the game before Spiff can send the game into narnia

    • @vzvdm
      @vzvdm 4 роки тому +3

      @@thespiffingbrit sure...

    • @TruSlinger
      @TruSlinger 4 роки тому +14

      The true challenge was avoiding carpal tunnel from all the revoking he had to do.

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 4 роки тому +3123

    Imagine getting married, and the moment the wedding is over, your new spouse takes a vow of Celibacy

    • @kolbywilliams6288
      @kolbywilliams6288 4 роки тому +440

      Depending on your spouse, you might think “oh thank God.”

    • @EliaFlowers
      @EliaFlowers 4 роки тому +86

      That's rough, buddy

    • @xAyad3
      @xAyad3 4 роки тому +22

      GG

    • @bostond5470
      @bostond5470 4 роки тому +278

      Cheating on my spouse is my main source of children. Anyways what is crusader kings 3? Looks fun.

    • @demonkingbadger6689
      @demonkingbadger6689 4 роки тому +43

      I thought that was how marriage worked.
      Wait.....

  • @01ZombieMoses10
    @01ZombieMoses10 4 роки тому +486

    You know what they say in the HRE: 'One man, one vote.' And by that they mean there is *exactly* one man and *exactly* one vote.

  • @maxbuffkin5625
    @maxbuffkin5625 4 роки тому +541

    "That's what we've accidentally done"
    There are no accidents. Only perfectly balanced gameplay and mechanics

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 роки тому +3620

    "Can you beat Crusader Kings 3 with no vassals?"
    It depends on your definition of winning. Winning through the military? Maybe. Winning by making your family tree a family circle? Then yes.

    • @f0rk723
      @f0rk723 4 роки тому +36

      Wtf i see u everywhere

    • @erddun
      @erddun 4 роки тому +69

      Good to see Justin y is still alive.

    • @Scientist118
      @Scientist118 4 роки тому +31

      Shit, the internet legend speaks once more.

    • @aldm3232
      @aldm3232 4 роки тому +17

      Justin Y has been very active recently

    • @Vipers_Pit
      @Vipers_Pit 4 роки тому +4

      Noooooooo not you!!!!

  • @grimmace2131
    @grimmace2131 4 роки тому +559

    Poor Reanu Keeves. You were going to make him your heir, but immediately dumped him. Remember? That is why you gave him the hat.

    • @leonrb8554
      @leonrb8554 4 роки тому +96

      I was so upset the entire time

    • @lughtaj
      @lughtaj 4 роки тому +38

      Yeeted so fast.

    • @anthonybottigliero8336
      @anthonybottigliero8336 4 роки тому +15

      Perhaps he wasn't the real Reneu Keeves, who is still trapped inside Antrim and Fallout.

    • @emilymarley4505
      @emilymarley4505 3 роки тому

      Alternate Universe, perhaps?

  • @LevCallahan
    @LevCallahan 3 роки тому +992

    I'm still amazed at the level of ADHD Spiff has when specifically wanting Reanu Keeves to be his heir, even giving him a hat, and then almost immediately forgetting he wanted to do so.

    • @chrisb9143
      @chrisb9143 2 роки тому +51

      ADHD Lord of Sealand

  • @dancingoctopussmead
    @dancingoctopussmead 4 роки тому +37

    I love how you basically demonstrated why and how the shifty of power away from a feudal system and into a centrally controlled absolute monarchy happened. Its basically a lesson on how the modern period happened in one aspect.

  • @giroofe4507
    @giroofe4507 4 роки тому +651

    Spiff: starts playing any games
    Developer: Oh god no

    • @NostalgiNorden
      @NostalgiNorden 4 роки тому +17

      Paradox: SEND HIM THE GAME!

    • @owentayygaming7567
      @owentayygaming7567 4 роки тому +5

      meantime in bethesda: todd "say spiff reveal any exploits in our game yet" employe "yes why you wnt to patch it" todd "no i want to rerererelease skyrim only in a more buggy version" spiff "skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" reano keeves: destroys the world whiterun guard "i used to be an adventure like you then reano destroyed the world with exploits"

    • @pixelandadam1117
      @pixelandadam1117 4 роки тому +3

      @@NostalgiNorden thats why they are one of my fav devs but not with their prices hahah

    • @OlafJorigson
      @OlafJorigson 4 роки тому +1

      @@pixelandadam1117 If you sell your soul and pray to Kthulu, you may be able to buy 1 DLC.

    • @pixelandadam1117
      @pixelandadam1117 4 роки тому

      @@OlafJorigson but the catch is you have to survive it first hahaha

  • @WolfPeste
    @WolfPeste 4 роки тому +108

    Making Holy Roman Empire surprisingly much more Roman and much less Holy
    *laughs in Caligula*

  • @Fyrefrye
    @Fyrefrye 4 роки тому +111

    17:00 At some point ​Spiff needs to play as Duke Ernst. He's just too good of a villain to let the AI control him all the time.

  • @ecklipz3364
    @ecklipz3364 2 роки тому +451

    spiff: "she will give me one child and then i will throw her out"
    also spiff: proceeds to get 5 or so children with her

  • @MidnightSt
    @MidnightSt 3 роки тому +340

    Funny thing about the name "Mstivoj".
    It's basically a slavic name that means "Vengeful".

    • @babyramses5066
      @babyramses5066 2 роки тому +48

      Lol and his name is vengeful but his traits are forgiving and trusting and even though he gets screwed over repeatedly, he forgets to hate you and has no intrigue to kill you with. I don't think spiff could've chosen a better king for this and his name is ironically funny.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 2 роки тому +5

      @@babyramses5066
      His name was supposed to make people fear him enough so they wouldn't even try anything... it didn't work 🤣

    • @cones914
      @cones914 2 роки тому +5

      Still my favorite name is Kazimír Kazisvet which means Destroyer Worldruiner(Kaziť means to break, ruin, destroy and svet means world, environment in this case)

    • @babyramses5066
      @babyramses5066 2 роки тому +3

      @@cones914 what a badass name. If i get a new kitten, I'm calling it that.

    • @skywalker6078
      @skywalker6078 Рік тому +1

      CHLOPCI MOJI VITAJTE DO KOMENTAROV

  • @frenchvivec3021
    @frenchvivec3021 4 роки тому +384

    Spiff pickup lines :
    "You are intelligent, you're smart... And we have a decent chance of making children."

    • @ajm6558
      @ajm6558 4 роки тому +37

      Spiff line for the ladies #2:
      "Oh! Whats this? I've had a daughter?! Lovely! You shall be [types name] Forgotten."

    • @frenchvivec3021
      @frenchvivec3021 4 роки тому +24

      @@ajm6558 He's a good british, and great player, an exploit exploiter, but most importantly : he's a family man.

    • @ericromano8078
      @ericromano8078 3 роки тому +10

      " a decent chance of making children." "You're 44 stop getting pregnant!"

  • @cherudium
    @cherudium 4 роки тому +178

    Spiff: "Evil twin brother."
    Me, after watching the video: "You mean the less evil twin brother."

    • @loserface3962
      @loserface3962 4 роки тому +11

      zark muckerburg is a saint compared to mark zuckerburg

  • @andrewohagan2962
    @andrewohagan2962 4 роки тому +333

    Ah yes, the royal children of Zark Muckerberg: Elon Husk, Forgotten, Keanu Reeves, Thank God You're not a boy and Perfect.

    • @badasmbadadog
      @badasmbadadog 4 роки тому +23

      Totally looks like family Elon Musk and Grimes would have

    • @GBfanatic15
      @GBfanatic15 4 роки тому +15

      no it's reanu keeves XD

  • @augustwinterman6952
    @augustwinterman6952 3 роки тому +106

    17:02 No matter the timeline, being Duke Ernst is suffering.

  • @alitaher003
    @alitaher003 4 роки тому +721

    "Reanu Keeves is better than Elon Husk."
    Also Spiff: Lets get rid of Reanu Keeves.

    • @mauterra1837
      @mauterra1837 3 роки тому +13

      The first sentence is a certified Reddit moment

    • @reanukeeves5638
      @reanukeeves5638 3 роки тому +18

      I was heartbroken...
      If I had one

    • @knection1986
      @knection1986 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah I think he forgot which child was better

  • @pokeme5293
    @pokeme5293 4 роки тому +122

    Zarck Muckerburg exerts absolute control over his platform, I mean kingdom. Sounds about right.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 4 роки тому +4

      He abolished vassalage because it was white supremacist, far right disinformation.

    • @pokeme5293
      @pokeme5293 4 роки тому +2

      @@admontblanc Remember, he "can see all of blue."

  • @krankarvolund7771
    @krankarvolund7771 4 роки тому +178

    Actually, my first question when I saw this title was not "is it possible to win without vassals?", it was "How do you win Crusader Kings III?" XD

    • @Schmorgus
      @Schmorgus 4 роки тому +6

      Hopefully, he will use his power to conquer the world. And that would count as a win in ck3 ;)

    • @saltpeppertales2674
      @saltpeppertales2674 4 роки тому +31

      By turning your family tree into a circle and having an affair with the pope, who is your brother. That's how you win CK.

    • @TheRevDel
      @TheRevDel 4 роки тому +15

      @@saltpeppertales2674 Ah the Borgia strategy. Cunning.

  • @BLINDING_Red_STAR
    @BLINDING_Red_STAR 4 роки тому +523

    Crusader kings 3: play the game normally and don't cheat.
    The spiffing brit: IMPOSSIBLE I MUST SECURE ALL OF THE ENGLISH TEA TRADES!!!

    • @kevinaustin51
      @kevinaustin51 4 роки тому +15

      The Spiffing Brit Yes the Tea must flow just as it did in the Boston Harbour!🥰!

    • @GallowglassAxe
      @GallowglassAxe 4 роки тому +14

      That's an idea. Conquer the silk road to China and introduce the English to tea a few centuries early.

    • @BLINDING_Red_STAR
      @BLINDING_Red_STAR 4 роки тому +2

      The tea must be secured at all cost comrades.

    • @owentayygaming7567
      @owentayygaming7567 4 роки тому

      you sure it is not called exloit feul?

    • @deuglyducklin7056
      @deuglyducklin7056 4 роки тому

      Kevin Austin. Too soon.

  • @mordirit8727
    @mordirit8727 4 роки тому +143

    "How's my realm succession looking?"
    Succession screen: OMG HELP ME TOO MANY SHIELDS TO LOAD I AM DYING GONNA CRASH GONNA CRASH GONNA CRASH
    "Still looking great"

    • @ENDERLICOT
      @ENDERLICOT 4 роки тому +9

      Fun fact, my caracter was so prolific and died at like 80 so that when I died, there was so much succession that my game crashed and I can't open the game anymore ahahahah

    • @Red_Steampunker
      @Red_Steampunker 4 роки тому +1

      I’m dying over here, both of y’all are hilarious. Never change.

  • @brianbru
    @brianbru 4 роки тому +438

    "because this 3 year old is a known criminal, ladies and gentleman!" made me spit out my yorkshire tea, Spiff. You nearly drowned me AND cost me some tea....

    • @looneymar9153
      @looneymar9153 4 роки тому +3

      Should have some boston roots

    • @wuxiagamescentral
      @wuxiagamescentral 4 роки тому +17

      Oh that's not good at all wasting Yorkshire tea makes you a known criminal the Spiffing Brit will be sure to take your land from you

    • @mayariley6712
      @mayariley6712 3 роки тому

      I spat out my lemonade. Spiff has cost us many things

    • @chrisb9143
      @chrisb9143 2 роки тому

      drink coffee if you plan to spit it

  • @JoeNoobie
    @JoeNoobie 4 роки тому +170

    "Oh, my wife has just died. Lovely!"
    -The Spiffing Brit 2020

  • @nathanhocking8073
    @nathanhocking8073 4 роки тому +67

    This is the best birthday present I could ask for

  • @michaelmeis2953
    @michaelmeis2953 4 роки тому +54

    It's funny that you're playing as Zark Muckerberg, when I just learned today through a podcast how much Mark Zuckerberg loves Augustus Caesar

    • @wideyxyz2271
      @wideyxyz2271 4 роки тому +3

      Spooky.....Wonder if MZ will befall the same fate?

    • @melanoc3tusii205
      @melanoc3tusii205 4 роки тому +1

      @Nakor Z Exactly! He's wondering if anyone will stab Mark Zuckerberg's great-uncle.

  • @wampastompa28
    @wampastompa28 4 роки тому +37

    Well, Paradox patched this in their 1.1 patch so RIP Muckerberg's quest for total domination

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi 2 роки тому +86

    I love this game. Even though Spiff is exploiting it, there's still so much story drama.

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 4 роки тому +93

    Henry VIII: I will burn *literally* everything and everyone to have a son
    Spiff: Oh thank god you're not a boy!

  • @dizztrezzed
    @dizztrezzed 4 роки тому +109

    Died at "this 3 year old is a known criminal ladies and gentlemen" 🤣

  • @ChartreuseDan
    @ChartreuseDan 4 роки тому +157

    This is actually a kind of unperfectly balanced though too. You've just discovered the advatages of centralized government, spending to maintain a bureaucracy, legal system, and professional armies vs. appointing a bunch of greedy warlords who offer a seemingly good deal but actually skim most everything off the top, and constantly connive against the state and eachother

    • @MrDwarfpitcher
      @MrDwarfpitcher 3 роки тому +43

      In real life your corruption would go absolutely bonkers
      The romans knew this would happen and therefore had very powerful individuals assigned with just enough power to control a region.
      But through the Marian Reforms, these individuals could get even more power, and they were too late to stop Caesars constant illegal conquests and they got toppled in favor of a Imperium that would rot the Roman Empire from inside out

    • @midweekcentaur1050
      @midweekcentaur1050 3 роки тому +3

      @@MrDwarfpitcher yeah, Ceaser got bold after he did some smaller scale conquests/annexing. Didn't get a rebuke for it from the senate and ran forward with a precedent.

    • @gagecole4913
      @gagecole4913 2 роки тому +15

      The issue is that in real life it is impossible to actually manage all of that directly. Especially in a time when it would take weeks or even months just for news to reach one side of the empire to the other.

    • @sol2544
      @sol2544 2 роки тому +3

      @@gagecole4913 I can imagine that someone else does run it, and that's where the -80% money comes from, but they just don't own land.

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 2 роки тому +3

      @@MrDwarfpitcher Rot from the inside out? The Roman Empire went on to last another 400-500 years after Caesar got shanked; expanded its territories; and even had a 200-year golden age of relative peace, stability and prosperity in the Pax Romana.
      That's not to say that I approve of imperialism, of any kind. But your summation is pretty weird in context.

  • @junaid2606
    @junaid2606 2 роки тому +27

    Do a world conquest!! This video was absolutely amazing. I was laughing throughout the game. I wanna see more of it.

  • @delabeyenicolas2386
    @delabeyenicolas2386 2 роки тому +4

    "Finally someone I can forget, that's what I need right now". One of the best sentences I've ever heard and something I will use frequently starting today.

  • @undeadpistachi0
    @undeadpistachi0 4 роки тому +30

    "Let's go throw ourselves into a fight with some of these lovely people"
    Spiff: confirmed lawful evil

    • @josephscriven5454
      @josephscriven5454 4 роки тому

      Spiff is Lawful Evil. Seth Tzeentach is Chaotic evil.

  • @vomitman7533
    @vomitman7533 4 роки тому +57

    Spiff’s commentary, perfectly balanced as all things should be.

  • @twistedkitty
    @twistedkitty 4 роки тому +15

    Hey spiff, you should look into prowess. I’ve had a viking king with 50 or something prowess. When he was the commander of an army he could lead a 2000-2500 man army and go toe to toe with a 6000-6500 man army and win. I think there is potential for a video here

  • @FriendB
    @FriendB 4 роки тому +376

    "I don't want children, I want money"
    Finally someone gets it

  • @Jordi_NL
    @Jordi_NL 3 роки тому +16

    16:53 Ah yes this is where the popular phrase "Like stealing land from a toddlet" comes from.

  • @SmorjaGrus
    @SmorjaGrus 4 роки тому +109

    An army of 100 stat men? It is truly the one and only unstoppable force.

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn 4 роки тому +4

      Its the Immortals from Persia, but actually immortals. Well except Kenny and Larry, they always die apparently. Is there a Lazarus Pit special building in India or smt?

    • @Rezuvious
      @Rezuvious 4 роки тому

      I entertained the idea of turning several independent nations into 100 stat men nations and observing the game. Haven't tried it but I still think about doing it.

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn 4 роки тому

      @Ankit Chandola Can they be built though? I had the assumption some can only be built by certain cultures. I know for a fact I have had several (6th) slots but I couldnt build anything on them. There isnt a good list about these far as I found, because the game is so new.

  • @SockSucker
    @SockSucker 4 роки тому +60

    Spiff: Wages Holy War on the entire Kingdom of England
    Random Irish bloke: Come out ye black and tans!

    • @GBfanatic15
      @GBfanatic15 4 роки тому

      I mean they do hate the english XD

  • @НиколайКозлов-у9ф
    @НиколайКозлов-у9ф 4 роки тому +49

    When i made myself a nice warm cup of tea, Spiff heard my call and released a video. I'm indeed beginning to believe

  • @Ihileath
    @Ihileath 4 роки тому +239

    "You're only meant to be holding onto 6 counties at once."
    *Laughs in 42 stewardship*

  • @pokyto
    @pokyto 4 роки тому +26

    25:21 "he only has one child" while hovering over his son and doughter xDD

    • @haraka8123
      @haraka8123 3 роки тому +2

      Shes hath beeb forgottnen

  • @davidnovosad4917
    @davidnovosad4917 2 роки тому +8

    Some names you could use are Gill Bates, Beff Jezos, Nuck Chorris, or Teadrinkus Yorkshirius... love the videos btw

  • @Force2reckonVods
    @Force2reckonVods 4 роки тому +14

    Spiff: *takes all the church holdings for himself*
    Also Spiff: Where did these levies come from?

  • @andzagorulko
    @andzagorulko 4 роки тому +40

    "At max, you can hold at max 6 counties"
    Me with my 14 counties: Who told you that? A diplomat with a wife that knows more about war than money?

  • @kratos9524
    @kratos9524 4 роки тому +32

    Spiff: Oh we got ourselves a lovely daughter
    DarkSpiff: You shall be forgotten

  • @SFtheGreat
    @SFtheGreat 2 роки тому +38

    I want to do this so badly.
    And conquer the entire map.

  • @AlessandroRodriguez
    @AlessandroRodriguez 4 роки тому +60

    "...Zarck Muckerberg wants to become the most evil person in existente..."
    Marck Zuckerberg: "Get in the line brother"

  • @timmywuwon2879
    @timmywuwon2879 4 роки тому +29

    Spiff sees a game, the developers, "God save us"

  • @romanvanmeter9578
    @romanvanmeter9578 4 роки тому +37

    Spiff: Any vikings in the comment section will know It’s very easy to get money from these little prayer holes
    Me: I’m a Viking and I approve of this message

  • @GuyMahoney
    @GuyMahoney 4 роки тому +90

    I assumed the religion would be "The East India Company"

  • @Karagianis
    @Karagianis 4 роки тому +11

    : Laughs as Spiff Yeets the wrong son out of the dynasty!

  • @kimmalyncleaveway2907
    @kimmalyncleaveway2907 4 роки тому +6

    Yes I've done this before too! Starting as a tribe of Norway, I held Scandinavia, Britannia, Francia and formed the latin empire through winning a crusade

  • @oxybe
    @oxybe 4 роки тому +34

    Will Spiff create a family tree that looks like your earphones after being in your pocket for 4 seconds? here's hoping!

  • @theocean2521
    @theocean2521 4 роки тому +33

    “Crusader kings 3: becoming the emperor of mankind and making the thunder warriors”

    • @vin6870
      @vin6870 4 роки тому +1

      And all those children are the primarchs

    • @theocean2521
      @theocean2521 4 роки тому +1

      Nagash Supreme exactly

    • @vin6870
      @vin6870 4 роки тому +1

      @@theocean2521 Who are the astarties then

    • @theocean2521
      @theocean2521 4 роки тому +4

      Nagash Supreme the astartes do not exist yet. The thunder warriors are the originals when the emperor takes over terra.

    • @vin6870
      @vin6870 4 роки тому +2

      @@theocean2521 ah so they'll be in the next video

  • @Orowam
    @Orowam 2 роки тому +13

    Yes! I wanna see this go all the way to domination! Make another

  • @illuindb
    @illuindb 4 роки тому +9

    I would die for a world conquest with this marvelous fellow

  • @mr.dinklebop5608
    @mr.dinklebop5608 4 роки тому +73

    Try to conquer the entire world in this game!!!
    Emperor Palpatine: ... Do It!!!

  • @classmcsass1775
    @classmcsass1775 4 роки тому +4

    You really deserve tea sponsors. Because of you my family and I have begun drinking tea and will probably never stop

  • @DauntlessAdonis
    @DauntlessAdonis 4 роки тому +182

    *PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*
    "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea! 🇬🇧🍵"

    • @larochejaquelein3680
      @larochejaquelein3680 4 роки тому +2

      But my teeth are already yellow enough because of it... stop drinking tea, guys. Your teeth will look very very british, and by british I mean as yellow as pee

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 4 роки тому +3

      @@bluedragon3948 **THROWS TEA INTO HARBOR** DANG RIGHT IT IS! WOOO WOOOO MURICA MURICA MURICA WE GONNA EXERCISE ARE SECOND AMENDMENTS RIGHTS ON YOU FOOL!!!!!!

    • @anti-animeaktion8254
      @anti-animeaktion8254 4 роки тому +3

      Rusher why are you insanely patriotic

    • @acatwithafancyhat5782
      @acatwithafancyhat5782 4 роки тому +1

      A Herwick because yes

    • @acatwithafancyhat5782
      @acatwithafancyhat5782 4 роки тому +4

      Also your daily reminder that Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.

  • @NoKiniorInHybrydy
    @NoKiniorInHybrydy 3 роки тому +41

    Fun fact: Mstivoj means "Revenge Man" or "Revenge Soldier" so Spiff watch out :)

  • @brandonden795
    @brandonden795 4 роки тому +31

    "This is all perfectly legal, just sign here...and here...initial here...

  • @danieluroz8659
    @danieluroz8659 4 роки тому +7

    this video was absolutely fantastic. "this can't possibly be" and "how the f*** does he do it?" went through my head almost every 5 minutes watching this. I love it and I hate it. thank you Spiff, and kudos. i didn't think this could be done. And please please please do a world conquest!
    Edit: I liked it so much i tried to re-create it myself, and the weird thing is, following the instructions to the letter, when it comes the time to start revoking titles from the king of Germany it says to me that there no titles available to revoke. I don't know why that is, but i can't go beyond that. he has magdeburg and the title of king, he is my vassal, and yet nothing to revoke.
    Anyone has any idea as of what may be happening?

    • @hacb4881
      @hacb4881 4 роки тому +1

      I have the same problem, just tried it too multiple times even with restart of the game and and the game itself between tries.
      One time I could revoce 20 Titles, then the next title was greyed out and not revocable for some reason.
      Then I got to 45, then there was not title to revoke anymore.
      Now there are never any titles to revoke at all when i try this.
      I now tried at least 8 times to do this.
      I dont know what to do anymore to make this work.

    • @evanfiend
      @evanfiend 2 роки тому

      It was patched. xD

  • @senseilekai704
    @senseilekai704 4 роки тому +7

    Spiff: It’s about to get spicy now.
    Also Spiff: * has already cheesed the game into letting him directly control the entire HRE and has practically immortal units *

  • @Aryon1969
    @Aryon1969 4 роки тому +66

    You should have taken Mstivoj's wife since you took everything else.

    • @wideyxyz2271
      @wideyxyz2271 4 роки тому +1

      Bit sticky in the nether regions...bit of a slapper apparently.....

    • @akiamini4006
      @akiamini4006 3 роки тому

      Savage 1.1

  • @MrAmazingJeff
    @MrAmazingJeff 4 роки тому +4

    Spiff is so good at playing these perfectly balanced games with zero exploits that he unknowingly quoted one of the best lines in Mass Effect
    ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

  • @jaykay6222
    @jaykay6222 4 роки тому +44

    Dude, it was harsh enough naming your first daughter Forgotten, but then you literally start liking the other girls, making the dislike of her even more prevalent, and then additionally the third daughter was named Perfect...
    I feel so bad for your first daughter.

  • @Karl_der_Genosse
    @Karl_der_Genosse 4 роки тому +44

    Last time I was this early Spiff wasn't an Almighty Being, controlling all that ever existed, exists and will exist through the Power of Yorkshire Tea™.
    Which means I was never this early :)

    • @J_dogV2
      @J_dogV2 4 роки тому

      But before he was even created he was an almighty being.......
      Strange

  • @davidmcdavidson999
    @davidmcdavidson999 4 роки тому +5

    "Now things are about to get really spicy" -Spiff ten minutes after I thought things were already pretty darn spicy

  • @Wasserkaktus
    @Wasserkaktus 4 роки тому +121

    "Mark Zuckerberg's Evil Twin"
    So you actually mean Mark Zuckerberg's Good Twin?

    • @christopherdurrenberger3731
      @christopherdurrenberger3731 4 роки тому +5

      No his more evil twin

    • @enzomclaren8405
      @enzomclaren8405 4 роки тому +9

      No, his human twin

    • @Carahan
      @Carahan 4 роки тому +9

      No, Mark Zuckerberg only has eviller twins each competing to be the evilest twin. The winner is the only one allowed to be seen in public.

    • @EvileDik
      @EvileDik 4 роки тому

      At least Zark has a moral compass, it may be spinning wildly, but Mark set fire to his then buried it in a peat bog.

  • @Preaplanes
    @Preaplanes 4 роки тому +1

    I took The Spiffing Brit's recommendation and purchased a package of Yorkshire Gold tea. First cup, I've found it's a pleasant tea, a mellow flavor, not harsh like I might have expected, though this expectation was mostly forged from typical English Breakfast teas found in America. I won't go through this bag with any speed, but when I do I will strongly consider picking up another, though I must still state that I find the best method of brewing any English style teas is throwing it in the harbor.

  • @jjb33083
    @jjb33083 3 роки тому +1

    "Forgotten"... may you always be remembered.

  • @Schmorgus
    @Schmorgus 4 роки тому +31

    Just one big flaw: How can you be the evil twin, when the original "twin" is already evil?
    Oh, and yes. Conquer the WORLD!

    • @gabrieljoseozanan6989
      @gabrieljoseozanan6989 4 роки тому +1

      I'm guessing he went for the eviler twin, at this point. xD

    • @Schmorgus
      @Schmorgus 4 роки тому +2

      @@gabrieljoseozanan6989 I'd say he's still the nicer twin ;P

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 4 роки тому +1

      i'm pretty sure Mark Zuckerberg's "evil" twin is meant to be in air quotes :P

    • @googane7755
      @googane7755 4 роки тому

      Twin in crime

  • @nathanhocking8073
    @nathanhocking8073 4 роки тому +7

    Last time I was this early, spiff was exploiting the big bang

  • @Ro_Gaming
    @Ro_Gaming 3 роки тому +7

    Mark Zuckerberg: Is a robot
    Zark Muckerberg: Everyone but him is a robot

  • @someguyfromwisconsin
    @someguyfromwisconsin Рік тому +1

    Muckerberg actually sounds like a small town in central Germany. Well done, sir.

  • @abebuenodemesquita8111
    @abebuenodemesquita8111 2 роки тому +6

    "since the down of time one board game has destroyed friendships"
    my man clearly hasn't heard of diplomacy

  • @aldm3232
    @aldm3232 4 роки тому +22

    "Challenge"? Nothing is a challenge with the power of Yorkshire Tea 🇬🇧☕

  • @Xeridae
    @Xeridae 4 роки тому +8

    "And that's what we've accidentally done"
    *Doubt intensifies*

  • @johnp.2267
    @johnp.2267 4 роки тому +375

    So you named your intelligent second son Reanu Keeves, and then removed him from the inheritance line. The boy who is better than the first son. You tossed aside the better son. The BETTER son.
    Drink your tea before making these decisions, you utter potato.

    • @ShevkoMore
      @ShevkoMore 4 роки тому +7

      He just repeated the history.
      "DON'T MESS WITH THE TIME"
      *don't know how this quote was in english, so it's a translation from translation.

    • @blackmoon7668
      @blackmoon7668 4 роки тому +10

      Spiff Lore: Reanu Keeves trained to become the strongest being in the universe so he could get revenge on his father.

    • @Tacobell1384
      @Tacobell1384 4 роки тому

      Black Moon and then his father used his time traveling abilities to drag Reanu Keeves to the future where he could be imprisoned in Skyrim by Todd Howard.

  • @oblivion1924
    @oblivion1924 4 роки тому +6

    That army at the end is like having an army of anime protagonists. I'm sorry, Mate, but they ain't gonna die

  • @barkasz6066
    @barkasz6066 3 роки тому +3

    Congratulations, you have invented what historians call 'absolutism'.

  • @moistmeathateroffurries8621
    @moistmeathateroffurries8621 4 роки тому +23

    I haven't watched the video yet there better be war elephants controlled by mega chad or else I'm gonna stop drinking tea
    Edit: how could you

    • @moistmeathateroffurries8621
      @moistmeathateroffurries8621 4 роки тому +3

      @@thespiffingbrit it better be spiff

    • @heneedscoffee
      @heneedscoffee 4 роки тому +12

      @@moistmeathateroffurries8621 note that spiff made no mention of said elephant having a parachute... good luck.

    • @moistmeathateroffurries8621
      @moistmeathateroffurries8621 4 роки тому +2

      @@heneedscoffee I made no mention how I wanted the elephant just that I wanted one idc if its a pancake

    • @brettclutter2350
      @brettclutter2350 4 роки тому

      @@moistmeathateroffurries8621 but your house might also become a pancake

  • @acatwithafancyhat5782
    @acatwithafancyhat5782 4 роки тому +9

    “Oh a daughter! You shall be forgotten!”
    Spiff 2020

  • @SnowyWarrior
    @SnowyWarrior 4 роки тому +4

    I’d love to see him continue this empire and just take over all of the land towards India. The empire requires all the tea!

  • @ShameKnight
    @ShameKnight 4 роки тому +2

    I would love to see more of this in a world conquest.

  • @tanaym.3889
    @tanaym.3889 4 роки тому +1

    some kid and i were on a call yesterday, said the zark muckerberg thing as a joke and predicted the whole video before it was out. what fun!

  • @mariokohler4916
    @mariokohler4916 2 роки тому +7

    i was actually surprised to see how little monthly gold he got with his 200+ holdings. i‘m currently doing my first playthrough and hold only the kingdom of ireland, Iceland and two counties in Wales (not all directly but most of it via vassals) and i‘m up to 40+ gold per month. i would have expected him to get hundreds of gold each month. huh.

    • @haydenfarner5929
      @haydenfarner5929 2 роки тому

      How are u so good with ur first playthrough I played as Munster or something and have 4 gold per month but then get destroyed by raiders and neighbouring kingdoms it really pisses me off

    • @mariokohler4916
      @mariokohler4916 2 роки тому

      @@haydenfarner5929 well, it is my first playthrough in the sense that it is the first time i didn't crash and burn after a couple of years. i restarted the campaign several times, but it seems i got over the "hump" this time. so don't despair, you'll get there :-)

    • @meneldal
      @meneldal 2 роки тому +6

      Well there's a 90% reduction so 200 holdings only count as 20, not to mention he barely did anything to improve the income of his counties (building farms and the like).

    • @evanfiend
      @evanfiend 2 роки тому +1

      This video came out 2 years ago. There have been MANY patches since, that have changed the mechanics of the game. Getting 40 gold as a king is garbage. I am the king of Ireland, making 91 gold a month, 5 men-at-arms, all maxed to 500 men.

    • @JacksonOwex
      @JacksonOwex 2 роки тому

      @@evanfiend Antoine's comment is still also true!

  • @zakunknown9737
    @zakunknown9737 Рік тому +5

    by far the best ck3 video i have seen xD im new to the game but this made me lol

  • @samgamer4183
    @samgamer4183 4 роки тому +22

    First time I was this early.

  • @alexandruciubotariu7127
    @alexandruciubotariu7127 3 роки тому +1

    I found your channel a few days ago. I haven't laughed this much in year.
    Ps: got myself some Yorkshire tea, best kind of tea.

  • @fordtwendy
    @fordtwendy 4 роки тому

    this game looks like so much fun, loving the ck videos! I need another 5 hour one!

  • @flyingdutchman9053
    @flyingdutchman9053 4 роки тому +4

    I did the same before and ended up on about 2,3k attack and thoughness. and I was barely high medieval period. Ah and lets not forget the 120+ knights with 800% effectiveness.

  • @tobywonkenobi6134
    @tobywonkenobi6134 4 роки тому +3

    "this three year old, is a known criminal" :D

  • @Ziru0Gaming
    @Ziru0Gaming 4 роки тому +3

    *Genghis Khan watching this video in the after life*
    Khan: I wish I knew this when I was alive...

  • @shreknet
    @shreknet 4 роки тому

    This is the best episode. Please continue the story!!!