RIMWORLD ORGAN HARVESTING - The Perfectly Balanced Organ Harvesting Colony Simulator Game!

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  • @ambiguousamphibian
    @ambiguousamphibian 3 роки тому +8419

    Hmm this tea...would you object to calling it ORGANic tea?

    • @rifflerunderhill7006
      @rifflerunderhill7006 3 роки тому +265

      Smashing.

    • @akoji45
      @akoji45 3 роки тому +133

      I see a pattern here and I like it.
      Orange and I approve this 👌.

    • @dammitcooper
      @dammitcooper 3 роки тому +90

      Spiff and this fine fellow need a play date!

    • @anarchistathena
      @anarchistathena 3 роки тому +45

      He's not a cheeky sausage until you harvest his intestines and use that as the sausage casing.

    • @Kineth1
      @Kineth1 3 роки тому +63

      @@thespiffingbrit Now I'm wondering if there is a mod to harvest human cheek meat for sausage making.

  • @frykauf
    @frykauf 3 роки тому +702

    Escapees from slavers: We’re saved!
    Spiff: I wouldn’t say saved, more like under new management.

    • @phlosen7854
      @phlosen7854 3 роки тому +41

      Escpees: I don't like that!
      Spiff: You might just have too many kindeys. We'll take care of that

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 3 роки тому +7

      Yep free from slavery get on the slab "please"

  • @ryanjl9
    @ryanjl9 3 роки тому +1052

    I think the most unrealistic part of the whole video is Todd Howard as a game tester. Everyone knows Bethesda doesn't test their games, that's what their player base is for

    • @slim_jimmothy
      @slim_jimmothy 2 роки тому +20

      They are the only ones where they will fix it later is not only a good ideology but also not true

    • @eonnephilim852
      @eonnephilim852 2 роки тому

      Bethesda releases games made by slapping together a large amount of random shit togethrr with barebones gameplay features and 0 debugging
      Then the fans add in good gameplay and fix the bugs
      They've always been fucking charlatans, honestly their games should be advertised more as game engines than actual games with how their games are animated and designed gameplay-wise
      Obviously this only applies to stuff developed by them in-house, some of the stuff they publish is great

    • @Mini_Squatch
      @Mini_Squatch Рік тому +5

      *cries in FO76*

    • @aethertoast4320
      @aethertoast4320 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@Mini_Squatch well being a multi-player with microtransactions they can't allow the players to fix it themselves. The ultimate downfall

  • @theshadowking402
    @theshadowking402 3 роки тому +3559

    This video made me realize is that your worth more on the inside than what’s presented on the outside.

    • @primeortis9526
      @primeortis9526 3 роки тому +220

      That is a great moral but in a horrible place

    • @snakeblade97
      @snakeblade97 3 роки тому +44

      Unless you are good at harvesting organs, then you're worth more alive

    • @davidgenberg7600
      @davidgenberg7600 3 роки тому +15

      My brain will be worth more than all of your organs combined

    • @jdirksen
      @jdirksen 3 роки тому +90

      @@davidgenberg7600 great! We’ll harvest that last!

    • @davidgenberg7600
      @davidgenberg7600 3 роки тому +18

      I shall use my big brain to wander of the map before you even touch me

  • @MrNK1411
    @MrNK1411 3 роки тому +2341

    “Non-lethal taser gun”
    At the point I am watching, this taser has a kill rate of 66.7%

    • @GenericInternetter
      @GenericInternetter 3 роки тому +254

      “Less than 100%”

    • @Thatonefuckinguy
      @Thatonefuckinguy 3 роки тому +149

      Welcome to being a police officer. xD

    • @Klint_Izwudd
      @Klint_Izwudd 3 роки тому +97

      I feel like the psychic lance, while it occasionally sets people on fire, is more humane.

    • @pavelZhd
      @pavelZhd 3 роки тому +146

      Just to make clear what is happening: the game has a scale of how many people you are supposed to have in your colony - both colonists and prisoners - at this level of wealth.
      If you exceed this number, the "instakill" mechanic kicks in, making it so a downed enemy, regardless of the lethality of weapon used, is killed instead with a pretty high probability.
      If you don't like it - you can use custom storyteller difficulty and adjust the instakill probability slider all the way to 0.

    • @christianhull1475
      @christianhull1475 3 роки тому +1

      @@GenericInternetter true

  • @nickislilsis
    @nickislilsis 3 роки тому +2597

    A Brit capturing and making people grow their tea. That sounds historically accurate

    • @vurs1186
      @vurs1186 2 роки тому +35

      Very much so

    • @codyhenry5079
      @codyhenry5079 2 роки тому +113

      And forcing them to live on potatoes...

    • @sam7811
      @sam7811 2 роки тому +71

      @@codyhenry5079 ah, the Irish turned out just fine🤷‍♂️

    • @mrpotat680
      @mrpotat680 2 роки тому +27

      @@sam7811 Potatoes are amazing, def my favorite root

    • @kipovets
      @kipovets 2 роки тому +9

      ... and also terrifying

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox 3 роки тому +1844

    the classic "keep going in the small space and wonder why we're being massacred for organs"

  • @moofy69
    @moofy69 3 роки тому +2848

    yorkshire tea marketing director to CEO
    "hes doing it again"
    "who?"
    "you know who"
    *CEO rubs his temples* "does it involve war crimes?"
    "naturally"
    *CEO sighs loudly*

    • @bamocomics8344
      @bamocomics8344 3 роки тому +145

      This is most likely true.

    • @BWA85
      @BWA85 3 роки тому +285

      Yorkshire Tea are a good company and like humour.
      They put Sean Bean in an advert.
      Let's petition for them to give Spiff an honourary sponsorship

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 3 роки тому +109

      @@BWA85 I'd get behind that, he plugs their products enough lol.

    • @inspectorjavert8443
      @inspectorjavert8443 3 роки тому +31

      @@BWA85 Did he die?

    • @chaoznorder6207
      @chaoznorder6207 3 роки тому +65

      @@Aliyah_666 Makes me honestly wonder how many sales can be attributed the the Great Spiff

  • @ashwynlentini1317
    @ashwynlentini1317 3 роки тому +859

    Spiff if you haven’t played since the ideology update you really should. On top of the normal organ harvesting you can create a religion based around cannibalism, pain, slavery and drugs that doesn’t care about what happens to prisoners.

    • @videepreddy9175
      @videepreddy9175 2 роки тому +52

      so america

    • @luckysoup8744
      @luckysoup8744 2 роки тому +80

      @@videepreddy9175 no the British empire

    • @yeet_the_children
      @yeet_the_children 2 роки тому +16

      This is why I play rimworld

    • @graysaltine6035
      @graysaltine6035 2 роки тому +5

      Except you could do all of that pre-ideology, for free, without all your save games getting broken.

    • @THESLAYER951
      @THESLAYER951 2 роки тому +4

      @@graysaltine6035 You talking about just modding it out or is there something idk about

  • @brentmatthewc.hipolito4358
    @brentmatthewc.hipolito4358 3 роки тому +752

    Never knew a mod called "hospitality" and "harmony" would mix with mods named "War Crimes Expanded", "Simple Slavery", "Prison Labor"....

    • @Ghorda9
      @Ghorda9 3 роки тому +103

      you can't spell hospitality without hospital.

    • @thishonestgrifter
      @thishonestgrifter 3 роки тому +47

      @@Ghorda9 or the latter half of “Fatality”

    • @chrisguo3222
      @chrisguo3222 3 роки тому +17

      @@thishonestgrifter That does take most of the "Fatal" out of it though

    • @thishonestgrifter
      @thishonestgrifter 3 роки тому +33

      @@chrisguo3222 ahhh but you see what is a hospital fatality if not hospitality.

    • @liamgreenaway-hooper1648
      @liamgreenaway-hooper1648 3 роки тому +6

      @@thishonestgrifter Nurse Tanya wins, Hospitality

  • @dylanjackson7325
    @dylanjackson7325 3 роки тому +570

    "I swear these non lethal tasers are REALLY quite dangerous!"
    -spiff

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 2 роки тому +15

      Today on words Spiff needs to learn: "Less-lethal"

    • @aidenwood1123
      @aidenwood1123 Рік тому +1

      must be a Russian taser

    • @notsusanna7485
      @notsusanna7485 2 місяці тому

      Reminds me of one of my runs where I had one of my colonists (non-lethally) down another colonist because they were having a major break and then she punched half of their limbs off 😭

  • @albertamalachi3560
    @albertamalachi3560 3 роки тому +483

    Imagine the headlines.
    "UA-camr wanted for War Crimes. Mod list incriminating."

    • @the_luckiest_charm
      @the_luckiest_charm 3 роки тому +18

      The fact that memers have unironically turned it into the Geneva suggestions really shows something about us, huh

    • @iamstraza
      @iamstraza 3 роки тому +4

      @@the_luckiest_charm your name 😳😂

    • @_b_moll
      @_b_moll 3 роки тому +7

      Think you misspelled MxR and sex offension.

    • @iamstraza
      @iamstraza 3 роки тому +5

      @@_b_moll we’re going to jail 😂

    • @justaireal1346
      @justaireal1346 3 роки тому

      90th like for this comment

  • @redeyes8536
    @redeyes8536 3 роки тому +3132

    “In space, no one can hear you violate the Geneva Convention”

    • @ketra1504
      @ketra1504 3 роки тому +236

      *Geneva Suggestion

    • @appleapple1720
      @appleapple1720 3 роки тому +49

      i am moving to space

    • @jif69
      @jif69 3 роки тому +22

      Facts

    • @Nicko0316
      @Nicko0316 3 роки тому +63

      In China, no geneva convention applies either

    • @feliorserapheel6539
      @feliorserapheel6539 3 роки тому +34

      The Motto of Warhammer 40K Imperial Weapon development

  • @CStone-xn4oy
    @CStone-xn4oy 3 роки тому +379

    "In space, no one can hear you violate the Geneva Convention." I want that on a T-shirt!

  • @Datroflshopper
    @Datroflshopper 3 роки тому +69

    I love how spiff set it up like every single organ was going to be harvested and he'd essentially be running a death camp but he showed mercy because he was having too much fun just playing the game

    • @TheCinderfang
      @TheCinderfang 3 роки тому +9

      When you forget to do your planned warcrimes

  • @ThCp__
    @ThCp__ 3 роки тому +142

    “Let’s go hunt ourselves a granny”
    Spiff please. Do more rimworld videos, they’re glorious

  • @selfiestick1589
    @selfiestick1589 3 роки тому +218

    "Setting the greatest and most human rights violating colony that has ever been concieved"
    Only a brit could say that and mean it

    • @76Arfa
      @76Arfa 3 роки тому +14

      Or you know, a fairly small Austrian man with a funny moustache

    • @selfiestick1589
      @selfiestick1589 3 роки тому +8

      ​@@76Arfa I mean, he did accomplished it, kinda
      but I'm not sure he didn't considered Jews people so I don't think he ever *say*¨it

    • @confederacyofindependentsy9868
      @confederacyofindependentsy9868 2 роки тому +1

      i mean.... look at america

    • @uselesstable2058
      @uselesstable2058 2 роки тому

      auschwitz simulator

    • @doyrte
      @doyrte 2 роки тому +1

      @@76Arfa 💀

  • @MattNeufy
    @MattNeufy 3 роки тому +363

    Oh god, Spiff’s found himself back out on the Rim....

    • @rachelloftus2074
      @rachelloftus2074 3 роки тому +21

      @@thespiffingbrit OH GOD

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 3 роки тому +8

      @@thespiffingbrit Pure class ;)

    • @josesun2402
      @josesun2402 3 роки тому +19

      @@thespiffingbrit Know what? in Portuguese rim means kidney.

    • @OctavianMCL
      @OctavianMCL 3 роки тому +10

      @@thespiffingbrit and I'm quite an expert when it comes to milk
      And maybe violent war crimes

    • @garygordle5146
      @garygordle5146 3 роки тому +3

      @@josesun2402 wacky

  • @cyansius3950
    @cyansius3950 3 роки тому +899

    "Bezos set phasers to stun!"
    *Bezos smirks maniacally*
    *Bezos sets phasers to kill*

    • @ElectronTC
      @ElectronTC 3 роки тому +5

      Jeff who?

    • @bababooey3701
      @bababooey3701 3 роки тому +20

      jeff mama

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 3 роки тому +8

      They never specified who was supposed to be stunned and there is good reason to believe that killing people with a taser is indeed stunning.

    • @JustAnotherAccount8
      @JustAnotherAccount8 3 роки тому

      @@bababooey3701 oh shit, you got 'im good

    • @Gimmegames4free6942
      @Gimmegames4free6942 3 роки тому +1

      Jeff bezos went insane after the divorce

  • @jacoblangshaw2286
    @jacoblangshaw2286 3 роки тому +105

    There needs to be a second like button. One for right after the video starts, and one for those beautiful lines like “Todd Howard’s an optimist you see ladies and gentlemen, he has the life motto of “It just works” 😂😂

    • @UnnamedRouge
      @UnnamedRouge 2 роки тому +1

      I actually didn't catch that one😂😂😂😂 priceless

  • @GuyMaleMan
    @GuyMaleMan 3 роки тому +1770

    "In space no one can hear you violate the Geneva conventions"
    World leaders: *Interesting...*

    • @nuclearmask8991
      @nuclearmask8991 3 роки тому +41

      Well that will start the space race again!

    • @ericool3517
      @ericool3517 3 роки тому +20

      The real reason for the Space Force

    • @marcushodgson6908
      @marcushodgson6908 3 роки тому +24

      oh boy time to do unrestricted spacemarine warfare

    • @gridlock9309
      @gridlock9309 3 роки тому +12

      @@marcushodgson6908 doomguy would like to know your location

    • @ThePinkerton1776
      @ThePinkerton1776 3 роки тому +22

      China: what are these Geneva conventions or basic human rights you speak of?

  • @AzafTazarden
    @AzafTazarden 3 роки тому +677

    Regular person looking at the mod list: "Oh my god, this man is a psychopath!"
    Rimworld players looking at the mod list: "Yup, all the basic mods check out"

  • @kaiser1464
    @kaiser1464 3 роки тому +207

    "Let's go hunt ourselves a granny"
    -Spiff 2021

  • @Lucreas
    @Lucreas 3 роки тому +276

    "Cake, Tea and War Crimes" is also the name of any british DLC

    • @SergioBonfiglio
      @SergioBonfiglio 3 роки тому +16

      "Cake, Tea and War Crimes" is basically United Kingdom's subtitle

    • @noshua2326
      @noshua2326 3 роки тому +7

      Atleast it isn’t the United States subtitle “cheeseburgers, racism, and war crimes”

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 3 роки тому +10

      @@noshua2326 racism, war crimes, & FREEDOM

    • @pixelartkid7965
      @pixelartkid7965 3 роки тому +1

      (Crossed legs) *sips tea* *eats bite of cake* *kills medical worker* hm?

    • @gridlock9309
      @gridlock9309 3 роки тому

      @@Sip_Dhit ‘MURICA

  • @amogernebula3983
    @amogernebula3983 3 роки тому +380

    Other youtubers: we have to make our content family-friendly or we'll get demonetized
    Spiffing Brit: Today i'm going to show you how to profit from slavery and organ harvesting on Rimworld

    • @theprettypetard2524
      @theprettypetard2524 3 роки тому +45

      it's okay youtube probably likes people talking favorably about harvesting organs from people prisoner, it might help them get into the china market where this is common practice!

    • @suborbitalprocess
      @suborbitalprocess 3 роки тому +12

      And just to twist the knife in, the cannibal doctor that's harvesting the organs is the CEO of UA-cam!

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad 3 роки тому +7

      In fairness, rimworld content in general isn't family friendly. I'll have to go grab 1d2's most recent rimworld video to show you just a small segment of the dark side of rimworld.

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 3 роки тому +13

      Rimworld is by nature not family friendly.
      You either end up mass murdering, enslaving, organ harvesting, or drug producing at least once in a playthrough. Not to mention cannibalising.
      Btw in my current game, both my cats and both my dogs got literal blackout drunk on alcohol. One cat got liver cancer, the other got brain damage. One of the dogs was pregnant :/ The liver cancer cat is now an alcoholic.

    • @kraanz
      @kraanz 3 роки тому +2

      I dunno, EVERYONE I've seen play Rimworld does this. Literally everyone.

  • @melochin8237
    @melochin8237 3 роки тому +109

    - It's been real nice of you to let us crash here. Now we'll be on our way, open the barrack doors Susan
    - I'm sorry Von, I'm afraid I can't let you do that

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 Рік тому +5

      Susan: "your new designation is Organ Donor 2"
      Von: "This can't be good"

  • @kelly4187
    @kelly4187 3 роки тому +652

    "The prisoners can't just drink tea so we give them potatoes to plant and eat"
    ...The IRA wants a word

    • @maciejhammer2681
      @maciejhammer2681 3 роки тому +14

      this is outrageously marvelous

    • @josephdavison4189
      @josephdavison4189 3 роки тому +3

      What’s the IRA

    • @stoax
      @stoax 3 роки тому +13

      @@josephdavison4189 I think, the Irish Republic Army

    • @blackfox2885
      @blackfox2885 3 роки тому +17

      @@josephdavison4189 Irish Republican Army

    • @exidy-yt
      @exidy-yt 3 роки тому +22

      @@josephdavison4189 To Google with you, kid! it's history time!

  • @badernera7497
    @badernera7497 3 роки тому +391

    "Our organ donor is planting tea" is a phrase I never thought I was gonna hear

    • @juanlloveras5780
      @juanlloveras5780 3 роки тому +2

      sounds like someone harvested most of their brain.

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 Рік тому

      Imagine being in a prison where the guards referred to you as organ donor.

  • @devilsadvocate6381
    @devilsadvocate6381 3 роки тому +174

    Stormtrooper: set your blasters to stun we want her alive!
    *Princess Leia gets blasted off her feet and snaps her neck against the wall*
    Stormtrooper *slow turn*: Goddammit Jeff...

  • @elduendedeslaverdad9772
    @elduendedeslaverdad9772 3 роки тому +311

    " Jeff, how is a game tester supposed to keep us safe during the operation?"
    "Because Susan, it just works."

    • @Luke-mf6tg
      @Luke-mf6tg 3 роки тому +17

      "I was an alpha tester for COD."

  • @a-blivvy-yus
    @a-blivvy-yus 3 роки тому +244

    "I swear these non-lethal tasers are actually quite dangerous" - Spiff, after killing more people with a taser than he captured.

    • @brohvakiindova4452
      @brohvakiindova4452 3 роки тому +15

      in vanilla rimworld there is a 60% or something chance of non colonists to instantly die from the knockout blow
      it's in order to balance recruiting too easily
      you can always make a nice hat and soilent green for your prisoners :)

    • @bobby8012
      @bobby8012 3 роки тому +9

      @@brohvakiindova4452 its possible to have a custom difficulty and disable it also its 66%

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 3 роки тому +4

      Thanks, you two! That makes a lot of sense (and is more realistic than tasers being 100% non-lethal like they are in a lot of games).

    • @brohvakiindova4452
      @brohvakiindova4452 3 роки тому +5

      @@a-blivvy-yus 66% instant lethality makes even less sense than 100% unlethal tasers though

    • @brohvakiindova4452
      @brohvakiindova4452 3 роки тому +1

      @@a-blivvy-yus I think a "better" way to balance it would probably be to have downed enemies get a permanent wound instead
      at least that would be more realistic and the constant pain debuff makes it a fair tradeoff because those can be really nasty

  • @bockminster7474
    @bockminster7474 3 роки тому +53

    something about "report the organ to the police" like it was the organ's fault for its involvement in something illegal really got me lmao

  • @caerysnyx
    @caerysnyx 3 роки тому +157

    Jeff named his company where he got his organ “donations” xD

  • @fredmonroe6042
    @fredmonroe6042 3 роки тому +119

    “I swear these non lethal tasers are really quite dangerous” That needs to be a t-shirt with an appropriate image.😂🤣😇

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 3 роки тому +9

      I mean they are always called less lethal so it kinda gives it away. Non-lethal might get ya sued.

    • @benwillems8584
      @benwillems8584 3 роки тому +1

      One of those x-ray images

  • @huseyinozel8627
    @huseyinozel8627 3 роки тому +901

    A british man and a game about colonialism what can go wrong xd

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 3 роки тому +30

      You should be happy what colonialism brought to the world.

    • @jayjay-dh5ir
      @jayjay-dh5ir 3 роки тому +35

      Worst thing that could happen... probably space Brexit

    • @krishaysrivastav6043
      @krishaysrivastav6043 3 роки тому +11

      @@zerotodona1495 It brought the call for scottish independence. So your choice.

    • @julienmarvin
      @julienmarvin 3 роки тому +56

      @@zerotodona1495 yep...non of the 2 good things colonialism brought could counteract the 200 horrible aftereffects. And u have t argue that those 'good things' needed to be brought at the cost of a shitload of genocide/exploitation. And u also need to wonder if it's worth all the combined hate from all post-colonial nations...

    • @rileyhunter1374
      @rileyhunter1374 3 роки тому

      Rebellion

  • @eddieandbecky5955
    @eddieandbecky5955 3 роки тому +155

    Spiff- “Don’t put me on a watch list!” Me after Liking, subscribing, commenting and making sure the bell icon is active. “To late!”

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 3 роки тому +2

      @Edward Heddinger: *Too
      Iftfy.

    • @SunGawdRa
      @SunGawdRa 3 роки тому +1

      Spiff should know by now he's on EVERY watchlist.

  • @erickschusterdeoliveira2662
    @erickschusterdeoliveira2662 3 роки тому +97

    Todd Howard being the “jank of all trades” is genius.

  • @_Nykolaii_
    @_Nykolaii_ 3 роки тому +69

    Never before have I laughed so hard at warcrimes, inhuman "medical" operations, slavery and an old lady sent to raid when she have cataract. Truly a masterpiece of comedy and economical profit.

  • @Twincobra13
    @Twincobra13 3 роки тому +118

    Todd the cook: "It's not how the meal tastes, it's what it becomes."

    • @seanmessick9330
      @seanmessick9330 3 роки тому +6

      What about what it is made of? (AKA Human Meat)

    • @Twincobra13
      @Twincobra13 3 роки тому +1

      @@seanmessick9330 😄

    • @99bulldog
      @99bulldog 3 роки тому +5

      It just works...

    • @ghuttsmckenzie4269
      @ghuttsmckenzie4269 3 роки тому +2

      fun fact humans aren't as nutritious as other meats and we aren't as calorie dense, so make to sure to add some other good stuff!

    • @kamikazesopp
      @kamikazesopp 3 роки тому +1

      @@ghuttsmckenzie4269 We also tend to contain lots of heavy metals and funky microorganisms. If your pork gives you jazzhands, then it's long-pig. 😉

  • @searchbar83
    @searchbar83 3 роки тому +299

    "Her kidney is worth 4 times more then her as a human being!"
    Same.

    • @greyarea805
      @greyarea805 3 роки тому +5

      Well if you're in the negative they can't mathematically determine how much more its worth than you.

    • @An_Entire_Lime
      @An_Entire_Lime 3 роки тому +2

      cant have kidneys costing more than you if you dont have kidneys anymore :)

    • @pedrolmlkzk
      @pedrolmlkzk 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @Xander-mn1bi
    @Xander-mn1bi 3 роки тому +1

    Ive been having a but if a crumby day. Lost a ton of stuff on Minecraft... But seeing your video made me extraordinarily happy! Thank you Spiff

  • @yetanothermetaname1118
    @yetanothermetaname1118 3 роки тому +326

    When your potatoes have more rights than your citizens...

  • @Crysai
    @Crysai 3 роки тому +141

    "Todd's room is aweful in quality"
    hey man...it just works

  • @bigbadjax3548
    @bigbadjax3548 2 роки тому +13

    i love how ive watched 40 min of this and only one organ has been harvested and no tea yet rimworld is just so chaotic its amazing

  • @aidanlamer6370
    @aidanlamer6370 3 роки тому +44

    I feel like we need another episode for more organ harvesting

  • @williek08472
    @williek08472 3 роки тому +38

    Got into the organ business myself recently, fun times

    • @Lee-jt4hz
      @Lee-jt4hz 3 роки тому +5

      @@thespiffingbrit you scare me, sir

    • @theprettypetard2524
      @theprettypetard2524 3 роки тому +5

      @@Lee-jt4hz if that scare you then i advise looking away from china where the organ harvesting business is common practice.

    • @RoundBaguette
      @RoundBaguette 3 роки тому +6

      @@thespiffingbrit Hey! You should try getting the mod "Harvest Everything", I'm pretty sure someone forked it for 1.2 already

  • @vmi02raven
    @vmi02raven 3 роки тому +74

    "Kill Box"
    In the U.S. Army, we call that the "Fatal Funnel"
    We love our alliteration.

  • @thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615
    @thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615 3 роки тому +55

    This is actually an accurate simulation of why poaching happens especially in elephants you could take them and use them for labor but they have to be trained and they cost a lot to keep but if you just kill it you can harvest it’s parts and sell it for much more

  • @Nathaniel-qo5nd
    @Nathaniel-qo5nd 3 роки тому +128

    You never realize how short 50 minutes is until you’re sucked into one of spiff’s videos

    • @tails183
      @tails183 3 роки тому +6

      You never realize how little the title has to do with the content either.

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 3 роки тому +5

      Time itself becomes like that with rimworld thousands of hours and still going lol

    • @DucisImperium
      @DucisImperium 3 роки тому +2

      @@tails183 he ran an organ harvesting colony.........what about that isnt like the title?

    • @tails183
      @tails183 3 роки тому +4

      There were about two brief instances of organs being harvested and only multiple brief mentions throughout the entirety of the rest of the video. There was very little harvesting for the length of the video.

    • @zangor150
      @zangor150 3 роки тому

      Very true to all comments on this comment

  • @johnjordan3552
    @johnjordan3552 3 роки тому +30

    "Humans are like gems," a wise Brit once said,
    "They worth the most, when they are chipped at."

  • @alisilcox6036
    @alisilcox6036 3 роки тому +85

    "All we need is each other"
    "...ahh, so... not overly attached to your left kidney then..?"

  • @error_code5094
    @error_code5094 3 роки тому +21

    Perfect timing. Just started playing Rimworld again yesterday.

  • @metleon
    @metleon 2 роки тому +6

    I'm glad this video was recommended on another of your videos, because I really didn't want to put 'Spiffing Brit organ harvesting' into the UA-cam search bar.

  • @aa-tx7th
    @aa-tx7th 3 роки тому +145

    "he's enjoying his slavery."
    hmm. i am failing at rimworld.

    • @Dbear39
      @Dbear39 3 роки тому +2

      Underrated comment

  • @BigBeakEntertainment
    @BigBeakEntertainment 3 роки тому +15

    Looks like for 2021 Spiff is stepping back into his old, familiar crimes against humanity.

  • @Nadroj97
    @Nadroj97 3 роки тому +4

    The way this man narrates makes these videos not even seem like their 40 minutes long, utterly amazing videos

  • @PRO100SashaX
    @PRO100SashaX 3 роки тому +28

    "That's right, One Free Organ! It can be yours!"
    Wait, do you mean I can have this organ, or is this organ the one that was removed from me yesterday..?
    Oh I see...
    It's both...

  • @manvslife271
    @manvslife271 3 роки тому +690

    Ahh, the Rimworld classic.

  • @DrakenAshen
    @DrakenAshen 3 роки тому +31

    Ahhh some good old fashioned organ harvesting with Spiff, time for a cup of tea.

    • @chrisnorskov877
      @chrisnorskov877 3 роки тому +1

      and blood. the cup of blood is for the devil on your shoulder

  • @genikamcclellan6019
    @genikamcclellan6019 Рік тому +31

    The pirate saw what happened to Shorty and didn’t want those problems. Who knew tasers were so dangerous.😂😂😂

  • @Lampie_6
    @Lampie_6 3 роки тому +132

    geneva convention?
    more like geneva suggestion.

  • @espio87
    @espio87 3 роки тому +152

    You call it "organ harvesting", Ssethtzentach calls it "non-consentual organ arbitrage".

  • @triadicoder7106
    @triadicoder7106 3 роки тому +30

    Everyone has value, sometimes it's just on the inside.
    Other than me that is, I've already sold all my organs

  • @Jimbobob5536
    @Jimbobob5536 3 роки тому +40

    Jeff doesn't know the meaning of the phrase "Set phasers to stun."

    • @ShaimingLong
      @ShaimingLong 3 роки тому +4

      That's the problem with technology, most of the time you're just expected to know how to use it. Sometimes a setting of 1 will glass a planet, sometimes it's just a light show.

    • @bluephreakr
      @bluephreakr 3 роки тому +4

      Set phasers to fun!

  • @dweis217
    @dweis217 3 роки тому +70

    Certainly Spiff is cyber-bullying Todd Howard at this point.

    • @matthewsykes4814
      @matthewsykes4814 3 роки тому +1

      It's well deserved. So many bugs in their games it takes a world wide network of modders to fix them....

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 3 роки тому +2

      *HEY* he's bullying UA-cam and Amazon too. This channel is unbiased in its war crimes lol.

  • @cthrekgoru
    @cthrekgoru 2 роки тому +33

    Jeff can’t help himself. As soon as he sees a low wage/no wage person he just kills them

  • @PapaFlammy69
    @PapaFlammy69 3 роки тому +241

    Spiffy boi my dear son

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 3 роки тому +6

      Fappable Maths go home, you're drunk. Please Jens get some good rest, so that we can get more Math Memery.

    • @pedrolmlkzk
      @pedrolmlkzk 3 роки тому +1

      Based

  • @siegel880
    @siegel880 3 роки тому +15

    Forcing prisoners to grow tea, profiting when they die... yup. Spiff is playing prison architect again, only in space this time.

  • @JustAnotherAccount8
    @JustAnotherAccount8 3 роки тому +11

    "Cake, Tea and War Crimes" has got to be the best name for a mod EVER

  • @apollyon3367
    @apollyon3367 3 роки тому +20

    The amount of "fun" tone in spiffs voice while he is literaly harvesting organs from inocent people makes me feel uneasy

    • @Cheerybelle
      @Cheerybelle 3 роки тому +5

      "I realize 90% of these mod names make me look like I'm an absolute psychopath, and that's mostly because I am." **psychotic nervous laughter**
      - Spiff, 1:43

    • @StrokeMahEgo
      @StrokeMahEgo 3 роки тому +1

      Don't leave your kidneys unattended near him, or else

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому +1

      @@StrokeMahEgo Oh sorry, could you hand me mine, I left if out.

    • @ShaimingLong
      @ShaimingLong 3 роки тому +4

      It's an important thing to prove that you're a valuable asset as is, otherwise... well he'll find other ways to make you "valuable"

  • @Brand-eo8gv
    @Brand-eo8gv 3 роки тому +4

    Please do more Rimworld content! I've been playing this game for the better part of a decade and this game is just so goofy and fun, especially when you throw mods into the mix. Loved the video!

  • @tylerhale5837
    @tylerhale5837 3 роки тому +1

    Got me back into rimworld after a fair while not playing. It’s like every time I go back I realise how much I enjoyed it, it’s a great game with a good replay value. Highly recommend it. Please do more rimworld vids! This is great, a lot of laughs were had, thoroughly enjoyed.

  • @LightAnkou
    @LightAnkou 3 роки тому +16

    Spiff 20 years from now, in a military uniform:
    *Elections are a perfectly balanced game with no exploits*

    • @shivery_timbers1430
      @shivery_timbers1430 3 роки тому +1

      “Now let’s just resign and surprise our Vice President became president and because of my great relationship with him I am now his VP, now I just need to kill my former VP get a VP good relationship then kill them, now I have infinite terms :)!”

    • @johnyossarian1135
      @johnyossarian1135 3 роки тому

      @@shivery_timbers1430 holy mother of Kazan that's scary

    • @EclecticFruit
      @EclecticFruit 3 роки тому

      @@shivery_timbers1430 YAY!

  • @krusemissile
    @krusemissile 3 роки тому +25

    You know you watch too much Spiff when you think "Todd Howard? Oh, that's a cute play on Hodd Toward... Wait hang on which is the real one again?"

    • @muzzers2776
      @muzzers2776 3 роки тому +10

      I actually mix up Reanu Keeves and Keanu reeves sometimes

    • @josephdavison4189
      @josephdavison4189 3 роки тому +1

      @@muzzers2776 I don’t know which is the real one, I think it’s impossible if you watch too much spiff

  • @Satherian
    @Satherian 3 роки тому +42

    Spiff: "This is Susan."
    My brain: "Soosan Williams?"

  • @nobodylikesyou4161
    @nobodylikesyou4161 3 роки тому +71

    Remember children its not illegal until you get caught doing it, so go make a profit.

  • @userhasbeenremoved1781
    @userhasbeenremoved1781 3 роки тому +7

    Your videos are like the Jedis view on “balance” in the force. Its balanced as long as its in your favour

  • @shivok6717
    @shivok6717 3 роки тому +8

    So glad this channel is back

  • @unrealblitz5378
    @unrealblitz5378 3 роки тому +8

    I just watched 48 minutes of Jeff violating the Geneva convention with a stun gun.... that' a like.

  • @jacobb8531
    @jacobb8531 3 роки тому +20

    "i've downloaded some mods.."
    First one i see
    *War crimes expanded*

    • @lawyerman5614
      @lawyerman5614 3 роки тому

      first one i saw was cake, tea and war crimes

  • @jaydykhoff399
    @jaydykhoff399 2 роки тому +3

    I desperately want more of this colony, you playing RimWorld (this video specifically) is what introduced me to the game, I watched and immediately bought it 🤣🤣

  • @greenrena8503
    @greenrena8503 3 роки тому +67

    "We have quite a few mods this time!"
    ...
    ...
    Dude, there is scrollbar. Still visible! XD

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 3 роки тому +11

      I know, you don't have enough mods until the scroll bar is microscopic.

    • @ghuttsmckenzie4269
      @ghuttsmckenzie4269 3 роки тому

      Had one point where I got 364 mods, then I lost count and it updated to 1.2 and everything broke. Most of those things were huge too.

    • @MegaSockenschuss
      @MegaSockenschuss 3 роки тому

      @@ghuttsmckenzie4269 How long did it took to load up your game?
      I have around 150 active and it takes forever, and my pc is *not* a potato.

    • @ghuttsmckenzie4269
      @ghuttsmckenzie4269 3 роки тому +1

      @@MegaSockenschuss 15-20 minutes.

    • @MegaSockenschuss
      @MegaSockenschuss 3 роки тому

      @@ghuttsmckenzie4269 oof, I guess my ~5 minutes aren't that bad. ^^

  • @567secret
    @567secret 3 роки тому +7

    When Spiff set up the guest room I fully expected Spiff to just arrest everyone who came to stay as a guest.

  • @ZRob23523
    @ZRob23523 3 роки тому +2

    Been on a binge of the British boy. I am not sure if my American body can handle any more tea.

  • @thenamelessone3471
    @thenamelessone3471 3 роки тому +8

    I finally pulled the trigger on this game yesterday actually. Good timing.

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 3 роки тому +2

      Welcome to Rimworld. Say goodbye to your free time.

  • @speedypichu6833
    @speedypichu6833 3 роки тому +4

    This is probably one of my favorite videos you have made, especially for a game I haven't played.

  • @clarkdorris8240
    @clarkdorris8240 3 роки тому +78

    "Oh it's fantastic! We've harvested organs, we've produced tea, everything is right in the world ladies and gentlemen. We're unrateable, unstoppable, and most importantly, absolutely glorious!" - The Spiffing Brit, 2021

  • @samchapman3263
    @samchapman3263 3 роки тому +79

    Hey Spiff, could we get an offical mod list? I'd love to violate basic human rights along with you.

    • @Lanka0Kera
      @Lanka0Kera 3 роки тому +29

      "Spiff's War Crimes pack" even has nice ring to it.

  • @danieldietz8292
    @danieldietz8292 3 роки тому +42

    Spiff: "These are the mods... ...there are quite a few"
    Me: *Looks at my list of over 300 mods*
    Me: You're innocence makes me want to cry.

    • @ShaimingLong
      @ShaimingLong 3 роки тому +1

      How in the world do you have over 300 active mods? I can barely get anything past 60 before incompatibilities appear.

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 3 роки тому +7

      @@ShaimingLong i was born into the incompatibilities, molded by them

    • @danieldietz8292
      @danieldietz8292 3 роки тому +1

      @@ShaimingLong Honestly, I test mods more than I play the actual game. I spend all day sometimes, just looking for errors and fixing them.

  • @radgaming8437
    @radgaming8437 2 роки тому +3

    I adore watching rim world played by spiff. I don’t know why, it’s not super exciting, but it tells a story and tends to make me smile :) also organ harvesting and tea

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 роки тому +38

    "Love beats organs!"
    I mean in a sense it does; two particular organs, beat against each other repeatedly, typically.

  • @251TheMechanizedSingfantry
    @251TheMechanizedSingfantry 3 роки тому +37

    A comment for the algorithm: let's get organ harvesting trending

  • @stephaniepollmann6279
    @stephaniepollmann6279 3 роки тому +6

    Fun fact: nutrient paste dispenser is like a cooking machine so use that if you dont have good cooking people just note that it costs electricity but at the end of the day its food

  • @Malphie
    @Malphie 3 роки тому +14

    Funny thing is: "rim" in portuguese (at least brazilian portuguese) means "kidney" so...

  • @SergioBonfiglio
    @SergioBonfiglio 3 роки тому +86

    "and this area can grow potatoes".
    Is that Ireland? I don't like where this is going.

    • @Mishkola
      @Mishkola 3 роки тому +15

      involuntary labour: check
      potatoes: check
      Must be Ireland

    • @henryviiifake8244
      @henryviiifake8244 3 роки тому +2

      South Americans: 😐

    • @Souru_TV
      @Souru_TV 3 роки тому +1

      Soviet Union?!

  • @k.m.sparks1190
    @k.m.sparks1190 3 роки тому +38

    You can tell it's a great game when the top results are from callmekevin and spiff

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 3 роки тому +9

    Should've renamed Dunlap or one of the other colonists Charles Edward Taylor, after Taylors of Harrogate in Yorkshire, the company originally and ultimately responsible for Yorkshire Tea.

  • @BrimstoneVomit
    @BrimstoneVomit 3 роки тому +72

    "This is a warcrime simulator..."
    More broadly, I'd say it's a psychopathy simulator. Speaking of which, my organ-harvesting outfit needed psychopaths to run it in order to not tank everyone's mood from plying our trade. Methinks I haven't dug up all the right mods yet...

    • @benwillems8584
      @benwillems8584 3 роки тому +3

      Careful planning or somesuch.
      Allows you to edit all parts of your settles

    • @Burag3
      @Burag3 3 роки тому +2

      You can edit the story tellers to force traits on your colonists , npcs or everyone. So you can make the whole world cannibal , psychopath etc. You can also increase the trait slots characters have so if you force those 2 traits you can make it so that everyone has at least 3 traits and max 5 traits where 2 of them becomes psychopath and cannibal etc..

    • @GBfanatic15
      @GBfanatic15 3 роки тому +2

      my ascetic cannibal is really enjoying life out on the ice sheet, he's got transport pod crashes every day so some nice raw human meat xD also he's got a few lady friends with him...both of which I think are incapable of violence

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 3 роки тому +2

      Theirs a few that make harvesting either a very small negative or even a buff I run a death cult and they love having visitors...the irony is the empire loves us because we only ever mess with their enemies

    • @temtemtemtemtemtem
      @temtemtemtemtemtem 3 роки тому

      Isn't that the point though? Methinks some mods are too cheaty

  • @tomashoekstra8011
    @tomashoekstra8011 3 роки тому +1

    Dude i'm so glad you're back