I think the most unrealistic part of the whole video is Todd Howard as a game tester. Everyone knows Bethesda doesn't test their games, that's what their player base is for
Bethesda releases games made by slapping together a large amount of random shit togethrr with barebones gameplay features and 0 debugging Then the fans add in good gameplay and fix the bugs They've always been fucking charlatans, honestly their games should be advertised more as game engines than actual games with how their games are animated and designed gameplay-wise Obviously this only applies to stuff developed by them in-house, some of the stuff they publish is great
Just to make clear what is happening: the game has a scale of how many people you are supposed to have in your colony - both colonists and prisoners - at this level of wealth. If you exceed this number, the "instakill" mechanic kicks in, making it so a downed enemy, regardless of the lethality of weapon used, is killed instead with a pretty high probability. If you don't like it - you can use custom storyteller difficulty and adjust the instakill probability slider all the way to 0.
yorkshire tea marketing director to CEO "hes doing it again" "who?" "you know who" *CEO rubs his temples* "does it involve war crimes?" "naturally" *CEO sighs loudly*
Spiff if you haven’t played since the ideology update you really should. On top of the normal organ harvesting you can create a religion based around cannibalism, pain, slavery and drugs that doesn’t care about what happens to prisoners.
Reminds me of one of my runs where I had one of my colonists (non-lethally) down another colonist because they were having a major break and then she punched half of their limbs off 😭
I love how spiff set it up like every single organ was going to be harvested and he'd essentially be running a death camp but he showed mercy because he was having too much fun just playing the game
There needs to be a second like button. One for right after the video starts, and one for those beautiful lines like “Todd Howard’s an optimist you see ladies and gentlemen, he has the life motto of “It just works” 😂😂
Regular person looking at the mod list: "Oh my god, this man is a psychopath!" Rimworld players looking at the mod list: "Yup, all the basic mods check out"
Other youtubers: we have to make our content family-friendly or we'll get demonetized Spiffing Brit: Today i'm going to show you how to profit from slavery and organ harvesting on Rimworld
it's okay youtube probably likes people talking favorably about harvesting organs from people prisoner, it might help them get into the china market where this is common practice!
In fairness, rimworld content in general isn't family friendly. I'll have to go grab 1d2's most recent rimworld video to show you just a small segment of the dark side of rimworld.
Rimworld is by nature not family friendly. You either end up mass murdering, enslaving, organ harvesting, or drug producing at least once in a playthrough. Not to mention cannibalising. Btw in my current game, both my cats and both my dogs got literal blackout drunk on alcohol. One cat got liver cancer, the other got brain damage. One of the dogs was pregnant :/ The liver cancer cat is now an alcoholic.
- It's been real nice of you to let us crash here. Now we'll be on our way, open the barrack doors Susan - I'm sorry Von, I'm afraid I can't let you do that
Stormtrooper: set your blasters to stun we want her alive! *Princess Leia gets blasted off her feet and snaps her neck against the wall* Stormtrooper *slow turn*: Goddammit Jeff...
in vanilla rimworld there is a 60% or something chance of non colonists to instantly die from the knockout blow it's in order to balance recruiting too easily you can always make a nice hat and soilent green for your prisoners :)
@@a-blivvy-yus I think a "better" way to balance it would probably be to have downed enemies get a permanent wound instead at least that would be more realistic and the constant pain debuff makes it a fair tradeoff because those can be really nasty
@@zerotodona1495 yep...non of the 2 good things colonialism brought could counteract the 200 horrible aftereffects. And u have t argue that those 'good things' needed to be brought at the cost of a shitload of genocide/exploitation. And u also need to wonder if it's worth all the combined hate from all post-colonial nations...
Never before have I laughed so hard at warcrimes, inhuman "medical" operations, slavery and an old lady sent to raid when she have cataract. Truly a masterpiece of comedy and economical profit.
This is actually an accurate simulation of why poaching happens especially in elephants you could take them and use them for labor but they have to be trained and they cost a lot to keep but if you just kill it you can harvest it’s parts and sell it for much more
There were about two brief instances of organs being harvested and only multiple brief mentions throughout the entirety of the rest of the video. There was very little harvesting for the length of the video.
I'm glad this video was recommended on another of your videos, because I really didn't want to put 'Spiffing Brit organ harvesting' into the UA-cam search bar.
"That's right, One Free Organ! It can be yours!" Wait, do you mean I can have this organ, or is this organ the one that was removed from me yesterday..? Oh I see... It's both...
That's the problem with technology, most of the time you're just expected to know how to use it. Sometimes a setting of 1 will glass a planet, sometimes it's just a light show.
"I realize 90% of these mod names make me look like I'm an absolute psychopath, and that's mostly because I am." **psychotic nervous laughter** - Spiff, 1:43
Please do more Rimworld content! I've been playing this game for the better part of a decade and this game is just so goofy and fun, especially when you throw mods into the mix. Loved the video!
Got me back into rimworld after a fair while not playing. It’s like every time I go back I realise how much I enjoyed it, it’s a great game with a good replay value. Highly recommend it. Please do more rimworld vids! This is great, a lot of laughs were had, thoroughly enjoyed.
“Now let’s just resign and surprise our Vice President became president and because of my great relationship with him I am now his VP, now I just need to kill my former VP get a VP good relationship then kill them, now I have infinite terms :)!”
I desperately want more of this colony, you playing RimWorld (this video specifically) is what introduced me to the game, I watched and immediately bought it 🤣🤣
"Oh it's fantastic! We've harvested organs, we've produced tea, everything is right in the world ladies and gentlemen. We're unrateable, unstoppable, and most importantly, absolutely glorious!" - The Spiffing Brit, 2021
I adore watching rim world played by spiff. I don’t know why, it’s not super exciting, but it tells a story and tends to make me smile :) also organ harvesting and tea
Fun fact: nutrient paste dispenser is like a cooking machine so use that if you dont have good cooking people just note that it costs electricity but at the end of the day its food
Should've renamed Dunlap or one of the other colonists Charles Edward Taylor, after Taylors of Harrogate in Yorkshire, the company originally and ultimately responsible for Yorkshire Tea.
"This is a warcrime simulator..." More broadly, I'd say it's a psychopathy simulator. Speaking of which, my organ-harvesting outfit needed psychopaths to run it in order to not tank everyone's mood from plying our trade. Methinks I haven't dug up all the right mods yet...
You can edit the story tellers to force traits on your colonists , npcs or everyone. So you can make the whole world cannibal , psychopath etc. You can also increase the trait slots characters have so if you force those 2 traits you can make it so that everyone has at least 3 traits and max 5 traits where 2 of them becomes psychopath and cannibal etc..
my ascetic cannibal is really enjoying life out on the ice sheet, he's got transport pod crashes every day so some nice raw human meat xD also he's got a few lady friends with him...both of which I think are incapable of violence
Theirs a few that make harvesting either a very small negative or even a buff I run a death cult and they love having visitors...the irony is the empire loves us because we only ever mess with their enemies
Hmm this tea...would you object to calling it ORGANic tea?
Smashing.
I see a pattern here and I like it.
Orange and I approve this 👌.
Spiff and this fine fellow need a play date!
He's not a cheeky sausage until you harvest his intestines and use that as the sausage casing.
@@thespiffingbrit Now I'm wondering if there is a mod to harvest human cheek meat for sausage making.
Escapees from slavers: We’re saved!
Spiff: I wouldn’t say saved, more like under new management.
Escpees: I don't like that!
Spiff: You might just have too many kindeys. We'll take care of that
Yep free from slavery get on the slab "please"
I think the most unrealistic part of the whole video is Todd Howard as a game tester. Everyone knows Bethesda doesn't test their games, that's what their player base is for
They are the only ones where they will fix it later is not only a good ideology but also not true
Bethesda releases games made by slapping together a large amount of random shit togethrr with barebones gameplay features and 0 debugging
Then the fans add in good gameplay and fix the bugs
They've always been fucking charlatans, honestly their games should be advertised more as game engines than actual games with how their games are animated and designed gameplay-wise
Obviously this only applies to stuff developed by them in-house, some of the stuff they publish is great
*cries in FO76*
@Mini_Squatch well being a multi-player with microtransactions they can't allow the players to fix it themselves. The ultimate downfall
This video made me realize is that your worth more on the inside than what’s presented on the outside.
That is a great moral but in a horrible place
Unless you are good at harvesting organs, then you're worth more alive
My brain will be worth more than all of your organs combined
@@davidgenberg7600 great! We’ll harvest that last!
I shall use my big brain to wander of the map before you even touch me
“Non-lethal taser gun”
At the point I am watching, this taser has a kill rate of 66.7%
“Less than 100%”
Welcome to being a police officer. xD
I feel like the psychic lance, while it occasionally sets people on fire, is more humane.
Just to make clear what is happening: the game has a scale of how many people you are supposed to have in your colony - both colonists and prisoners - at this level of wealth.
If you exceed this number, the "instakill" mechanic kicks in, making it so a downed enemy, regardless of the lethality of weapon used, is killed instead with a pretty high probability.
If you don't like it - you can use custom storyteller difficulty and adjust the instakill probability slider all the way to 0.
@@GenericInternetter true
A Brit capturing and making people grow their tea. That sounds historically accurate
Very much so
And forcing them to live on potatoes...
@@codyhenry5079 ah, the Irish turned out just fine🤷♂️
@@sam7811 Potatoes are amazing, def my favorite root
... and also terrifying
the classic "keep going in the small space and wonder why we're being massacred for organs"
@Jacob Lombardi no
that happened to my friend Eric
@@Sainttommond4852 F
@@Sainttommond4852 R.i.P Eric
The Island moment
yorkshire tea marketing director to CEO
"hes doing it again"
"who?"
"you know who"
*CEO rubs his temples* "does it involve war crimes?"
"naturally"
*CEO sighs loudly*
This is most likely true.
Yorkshire Tea are a good company and like humour.
They put Sean Bean in an advert.
Let's petition for them to give Spiff an honourary sponsorship
@@BWA85 I'd get behind that, he plugs their products enough lol.
@@BWA85 Did he die?
@@Aliyah_666 Makes me honestly wonder how many sales can be attributed the the Great Spiff
Spiff if you haven’t played since the ideology update you really should. On top of the normal organ harvesting you can create a religion based around cannibalism, pain, slavery and drugs that doesn’t care about what happens to prisoners.
so america
@@videepreddy9175 no the British empire
This is why I play rimworld
Except you could do all of that pre-ideology, for free, without all your save games getting broken.
@@graysaltine6035 You talking about just modding it out or is there something idk about
Never knew a mod called "hospitality" and "harmony" would mix with mods named "War Crimes Expanded", "Simple Slavery", "Prison Labor"....
you can't spell hospitality without hospital.
@@Ghorda9 or the latter half of “Fatality”
@@thishonestgrifter That does take most of the "Fatal" out of it though
@@chrisguo3222 ahhh but you see what is a hospital fatality if not hospitality.
@@thishonestgrifter Nurse Tanya wins, Hospitality
"I swear these non lethal tasers are REALLY quite dangerous!"
-spiff
Today on words Spiff needs to learn: "Less-lethal"
must be a Russian taser
Reminds me of one of my runs where I had one of my colonists (non-lethally) down another colonist because they were having a major break and then she punched half of their limbs off 😭
Imagine the headlines.
"UA-camr wanted for War Crimes. Mod list incriminating."
The fact that memers have unironically turned it into the Geneva suggestions really shows something about us, huh
@@the_luckiest_charm your name 😳😂
Think you misspelled MxR and sex offension.
@@_b_moll we’re going to jail 😂
90th like for this comment
“In space, no one can hear you violate the Geneva Convention”
*Geneva Suggestion
i am moving to space
Facts
In China, no geneva convention applies either
The Motto of Warhammer 40K Imperial Weapon development
"In space, no one can hear you violate the Geneva Convention." I want that on a T-shirt!
I love how spiff set it up like every single organ was going to be harvested and he'd essentially be running a death camp but he showed mercy because he was having too much fun just playing the game
When you forget to do your planned warcrimes
“Let’s go hunt ourselves a granny”
Spiff please. Do more rimworld videos, they’re glorious
"Setting the greatest and most human rights violating colony that has ever been concieved"
Only a brit could say that and mean it
Or you know, a fairly small Austrian man with a funny moustache
@@76Arfa I mean, he did accomplished it, kinda
but I'm not sure he didn't considered Jews people so I don't think he ever *say*¨it
i mean.... look at america
auschwitz simulator
@@76Arfa 💀
Oh god, Spiff’s found himself back out on the Rim....
@@thespiffingbrit OH GOD
@@thespiffingbrit Pure class ;)
@@thespiffingbrit Know what? in Portuguese rim means kidney.
@@thespiffingbrit and I'm quite an expert when it comes to milk
And maybe violent war crimes
@@josesun2402 wacky
"Bezos set phasers to stun!"
*Bezos smirks maniacally*
*Bezos sets phasers to kill*
Jeff who?
jeff mama
They never specified who was supposed to be stunned and there is good reason to believe that killing people with a taser is indeed stunning.
@@bababooey3701 oh shit, you got 'im good
Jeff bezos went insane after the divorce
There needs to be a second like button. One for right after the video starts, and one for those beautiful lines like “Todd Howard’s an optimist you see ladies and gentlemen, he has the life motto of “It just works” 😂😂
I actually didn't catch that one😂😂😂😂 priceless
"In space no one can hear you violate the Geneva conventions"
World leaders: *Interesting...*
Well that will start the space race again!
The real reason for the Space Force
oh boy time to do unrestricted spacemarine warfare
@@marcushodgson6908 doomguy would like to know your location
China: what are these Geneva conventions or basic human rights you speak of?
Regular person looking at the mod list: "Oh my god, this man is a psychopath!"
Rimworld players looking at the mod list: "Yup, all the basic mods check out"
Except rjw is not present
@@carbont-rex2498
RJW?
@@moderndavinci6599 the forbidden mod
Yes
@@carbont-rex2498 You shush
"Let's go hunt ourselves a granny"
-Spiff 2021
"Cake, Tea and War Crimes" is also the name of any british DLC
"Cake, Tea and War Crimes" is basically United Kingdom's subtitle
Atleast it isn’t the United States subtitle “cheeseburgers, racism, and war crimes”
@@noshua2326 racism, war crimes, & FREEDOM
(Crossed legs) *sips tea* *eats bite of cake* *kills medical worker* hm?
@@Sip_Dhit ‘MURICA
Other youtubers: we have to make our content family-friendly or we'll get demonetized
Spiffing Brit: Today i'm going to show you how to profit from slavery and organ harvesting on Rimworld
it's okay youtube probably likes people talking favorably about harvesting organs from people prisoner, it might help them get into the china market where this is common practice!
And just to twist the knife in, the cannibal doctor that's harvesting the organs is the CEO of UA-cam!
In fairness, rimworld content in general isn't family friendly. I'll have to go grab 1d2's most recent rimworld video to show you just a small segment of the dark side of rimworld.
Rimworld is by nature not family friendly.
You either end up mass murdering, enslaving, organ harvesting, or drug producing at least once in a playthrough. Not to mention cannibalising.
Btw in my current game, both my cats and both my dogs got literal blackout drunk on alcohol. One cat got liver cancer, the other got brain damage. One of the dogs was pregnant :/ The liver cancer cat is now an alcoholic.
I dunno, EVERYONE I've seen play Rimworld does this. Literally everyone.
- It's been real nice of you to let us crash here. Now we'll be on our way, open the barrack doors Susan
- I'm sorry Von, I'm afraid I can't let you do that
Susan: "your new designation is Organ Donor 2"
Von: "This can't be good"
"The prisoners can't just drink tea so we give them potatoes to plant and eat"
...The IRA wants a word
this is outrageously marvelous
What’s the IRA
@@josephdavison4189 I think, the Irish Republic Army
@@josephdavison4189 Irish Republican Army
@@josephdavison4189 To Google with you, kid! it's history time!
"Our organ donor is planting tea" is a phrase I never thought I was gonna hear
sounds like someone harvested most of their brain.
Imagine being in a prison where the guards referred to you as organ donor.
Stormtrooper: set your blasters to stun we want her alive!
*Princess Leia gets blasted off her feet and snaps her neck against the wall*
Stormtrooper *slow turn*: Goddammit Jeff...
Yea goddammit jeff
" Jeff, how is a game tester supposed to keep us safe during the operation?"
"Because Susan, it just works."
"I was an alpha tester for COD."
"I swear these non-lethal tasers are actually quite dangerous" - Spiff, after killing more people with a taser than he captured.
in vanilla rimworld there is a 60% or something chance of non colonists to instantly die from the knockout blow
it's in order to balance recruiting too easily
you can always make a nice hat and soilent green for your prisoners :)
@@brohvakiindova4452 its possible to have a custom difficulty and disable it also its 66%
Thanks, you two! That makes a lot of sense (and is more realistic than tasers being 100% non-lethal like they are in a lot of games).
@@a-blivvy-yus 66% instant lethality makes even less sense than 100% unlethal tasers though
@@a-blivvy-yus I think a "better" way to balance it would probably be to have downed enemies get a permanent wound instead
at least that would be more realistic and the constant pain debuff makes it a fair tradeoff because those can be really nasty
something about "report the organ to the police" like it was the organ's fault for its involvement in something illegal really got me lmao
Jeff named his company where he got his organ “donations” xD
“I swear these non lethal tasers are really quite dangerous” That needs to be a t-shirt with an appropriate image.😂🤣😇
I mean they are always called less lethal so it kinda gives it away. Non-lethal might get ya sued.
One of those x-ray images
A british man and a game about colonialism what can go wrong xd
You should be happy what colonialism brought to the world.
Worst thing that could happen... probably space Brexit
@@zerotodona1495 It brought the call for scottish independence. So your choice.
@@zerotodona1495 yep...non of the 2 good things colonialism brought could counteract the 200 horrible aftereffects. And u have t argue that those 'good things' needed to be brought at the cost of a shitload of genocide/exploitation. And u also need to wonder if it's worth all the combined hate from all post-colonial nations...
Rebellion
Spiff- “Don’t put me on a watch list!” Me after Liking, subscribing, commenting and making sure the bell icon is active. “To late!”
@Edward Heddinger: *Too
Iftfy.
Spiff should know by now he's on EVERY watchlist.
Todd Howard being the “jank of all trades” is genius.
Never before have I laughed so hard at warcrimes, inhuman "medical" operations, slavery and an old lady sent to raid when she have cataract. Truly a masterpiece of comedy and economical profit.
Todd the cook: "It's not how the meal tastes, it's what it becomes."
What about what it is made of? (AKA Human Meat)
@@seanmessick9330 😄
It just works...
fun fact humans aren't as nutritious as other meats and we aren't as calorie dense, so make to sure to add some other good stuff!
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 We also tend to contain lots of heavy metals and funky microorganisms. If your pork gives you jazzhands, then it's long-pig. 😉
"Her kidney is worth 4 times more then her as a human being!"
Same.
Well if you're in the negative they can't mathematically determine how much more its worth than you.
cant have kidneys costing more than you if you dont have kidneys anymore :)
Same
Ive been having a but if a crumby day. Lost a ton of stuff on Minecraft... But seeing your video made me extraordinarily happy! Thank you Spiff
When your potatoes have more rights than your citizens...
why would you give your citizens rights?
North korea be like
Why would your potatoes have less rights than the worker?
Technically, they are harvesting the potatoes' organs as well... So on whole they are on about the same level.
communism be like
"Todd's room is aweful in quality"
hey man...it just works
Perfect
i love how ive watched 40 min of this and only one organ has been harvested and no tea yet rimworld is just so chaotic its amazing
I feel like we need another episode for more organ harvesting
Same
Got into the organ business myself recently, fun times
@@thespiffingbrit you scare me, sir
@@Lee-jt4hz if that scare you then i advise looking away from china where the organ harvesting business is common practice.
@@thespiffingbrit Hey! You should try getting the mod "Harvest Everything", I'm pretty sure someone forked it for 1.2 already
"Kill Box"
In the U.S. Army, we call that the "Fatal Funnel"
We love our alliteration.
It's true, we all alliterate.
Battle Buddy
Friendly Freddy
This is actually an accurate simulation of why poaching happens especially in elephants you could take them and use them for labor but they have to be trained and they cost a lot to keep but if you just kill it you can harvest it’s parts and sell it for much more
You never realize how short 50 minutes is until you’re sucked into one of spiff’s videos
You never realize how little the title has to do with the content either.
Time itself becomes like that with rimworld thousands of hours and still going lol
@@tails183 he ran an organ harvesting colony.........what about that isnt like the title?
There were about two brief instances of organs being harvested and only multiple brief mentions throughout the entirety of the rest of the video. There was very little harvesting for the length of the video.
Very true to all comments on this comment
"Humans are like gems," a wise Brit once said,
"They worth the most, when they are chipped at."
"All we need is each other"
"...ahh, so... not overly attached to your left kidney then..?"
Perfect timing. Just started playing Rimworld again yesterday.
I'm glad this video was recommended on another of your videos, because I really didn't want to put 'Spiffing Brit organ harvesting' into the UA-cam search bar.
"he's enjoying his slavery."
hmm. i am failing at rimworld.
Underrated comment
Looks like for 2021 Spiff is stepping back into his old, familiar crimes against humanity.
The way this man narrates makes these videos not even seem like their 40 minutes long, utterly amazing videos
"That's right, One Free Organ! It can be yours!"
Wait, do you mean I can have this organ, or is this organ the one that was removed from me yesterday..?
Oh I see...
It's both...
Ahh, the Rimworld classic.
@@thespiffingbrit absolutely
Ahh, the China classic
Ahhh some good old fashioned organ harvesting with Spiff, time for a cup of tea.
and blood. the cup of blood is for the devil on your shoulder
The pirate saw what happened to Shorty and didn’t want those problems. Who knew tasers were so dangerous.😂😂😂
geneva convention?
more like geneva suggestion.
i like it
If the Japanese threw it out, we can too
@@yntxrrr q
Geneva to do list
more like Geneva bucket list.
You call it "organ harvesting", Ssethtzentach calls it "non-consentual organ arbitrage".
hey
hey
hey
Soft tissue relocation
People
Everyone has value, sometimes it's just on the inside.
Other than me that is, I've already sold all my organs
Jeff doesn't know the meaning of the phrase "Set phasers to stun."
That's the problem with technology, most of the time you're just expected to know how to use it. Sometimes a setting of 1 will glass a planet, sometimes it's just a light show.
Set phasers to fun!
Certainly Spiff is cyber-bullying Todd Howard at this point.
It's well deserved. So many bugs in their games it takes a world wide network of modders to fix them....
*HEY* he's bullying UA-cam and Amazon too. This channel is unbiased in its war crimes lol.
Jeff can’t help himself. As soon as he sees a low wage/no wage person he just kills them
Spiffy boi my dear son
Fappable Maths go home, you're drunk. Please Jens get some good rest, so that we can get more Math Memery.
Based
Forcing prisoners to grow tea, profiting when they die... yup. Spiff is playing prison architect again, only in space this time.
"Cake, Tea and War Crimes" has got to be the best name for a mod EVER
The amount of "fun" tone in spiffs voice while he is literaly harvesting organs from inocent people makes me feel uneasy
"I realize 90% of these mod names make me look like I'm an absolute psychopath, and that's mostly because I am." **psychotic nervous laughter**
- Spiff, 1:43
Don't leave your kidneys unattended near him, or else
@@StrokeMahEgo Oh sorry, could you hand me mine, I left if out.
It's an important thing to prove that you're a valuable asset as is, otherwise... well he'll find other ways to make you "valuable"
Please do more Rimworld content! I've been playing this game for the better part of a decade and this game is just so goofy and fun, especially when you throw mods into the mix. Loved the video!
Got me back into rimworld after a fair while not playing. It’s like every time I go back I realise how much I enjoyed it, it’s a great game with a good replay value. Highly recommend it. Please do more rimworld vids! This is great, a lot of laughs were had, thoroughly enjoyed.
Spiff 20 years from now, in a military uniform:
*Elections are a perfectly balanced game with no exploits*
“Now let’s just resign and surprise our Vice President became president and because of my great relationship with him I am now his VP, now I just need to kill my former VP get a VP good relationship then kill them, now I have infinite terms :)!”
@@shivery_timbers1430 holy mother of Kazan that's scary
@@shivery_timbers1430 YAY!
You know you watch too much Spiff when you think "Todd Howard? Oh, that's a cute play on Hodd Toward... Wait hang on which is the real one again?"
I actually mix up Reanu Keeves and Keanu reeves sometimes
@@muzzers2776 I don’t know which is the real one, I think it’s impossible if you watch too much spiff
Spiff: "This is Susan."
My brain: "Soosan Williams?"
Remember children its not illegal until you get caught doing it, so go make a profit.
“It’s not killing until someone sees it”
That's a very Rousseauean view of how crimes work...
Your videos are like the Jedis view on “balance” in the force. Its balanced as long as its in your favour
So glad this channel is back
I just watched 48 minutes of Jeff violating the Geneva convention with a stun gun.... that' a like.
"i've downloaded some mods.."
First one i see
*War crimes expanded*
first one i saw was cake, tea and war crimes
I desperately want more of this colony, you playing RimWorld (this video specifically) is what introduced me to the game, I watched and immediately bought it 🤣🤣
"We have quite a few mods this time!"
...
...
Dude, there is scrollbar. Still visible! XD
I know, you don't have enough mods until the scroll bar is microscopic.
Had one point where I got 364 mods, then I lost count and it updated to 1.2 and everything broke. Most of those things were huge too.
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 How long did it took to load up your game?
I have around 150 active and it takes forever, and my pc is *not* a potato.
@@MegaSockenschuss 15-20 minutes.
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 oof, I guess my ~5 minutes aren't that bad. ^^
When Spiff set up the guest room I fully expected Spiff to just arrest everyone who came to stay as a guest.
Been on a binge of the British boy. I am not sure if my American body can handle any more tea.
I finally pulled the trigger on this game yesterday actually. Good timing.
Welcome to Rimworld. Say goodbye to your free time.
This is probably one of my favorite videos you have made, especially for a game I haven't played.
"Oh it's fantastic! We've harvested organs, we've produced tea, everything is right in the world ladies and gentlemen. We're unrateable, unstoppable, and most importantly, absolutely glorious!" - The Spiffing Brit, 2021
Hey Spiff, could we get an offical mod list? I'd love to violate basic human rights along with you.
"Spiff's War Crimes pack" even has nice ring to it.
Spiff: "These are the mods... ...there are quite a few"
Me: *Looks at my list of over 300 mods*
Me: You're innocence makes me want to cry.
How in the world do you have over 300 active mods? I can barely get anything past 60 before incompatibilities appear.
@@ShaimingLong i was born into the incompatibilities, molded by them
@@ShaimingLong Honestly, I test mods more than I play the actual game. I spend all day sometimes, just looking for errors and fixing them.
I adore watching rim world played by spiff. I don’t know why, it’s not super exciting, but it tells a story and tends to make me smile :) also organ harvesting and tea
"Love beats organs!"
I mean in a sense it does; two particular organs, beat against each other repeatedly, typically.
Sure some people call that love.
I was about to comment something like that.
A comment for the algorithm: let's get organ harvesting trending
yes please
Fun fact: nutrient paste dispenser is like a cooking machine so use that if you dont have good cooking people just note that it costs electricity but at the end of the day its food
Funny thing is: "rim" in portuguese (at least brazilian portuguese) means "kidney" so...
"and this area can grow potatoes".
Is that Ireland? I don't like where this is going.
involuntary labour: check
potatoes: check
Must be Ireland
South Americans: 😐
Soviet Union?!
You can tell it's a great game when the top results are from callmekevin and spiff
call me kevin played this
Should've renamed Dunlap or one of the other colonists Charles Edward Taylor, after Taylors of Harrogate in Yorkshire, the company originally and ultimately responsible for Yorkshire Tea.
"This is a warcrime simulator..."
More broadly, I'd say it's a psychopathy simulator. Speaking of which, my organ-harvesting outfit needed psychopaths to run it in order to not tank everyone's mood from plying our trade. Methinks I haven't dug up all the right mods yet...
Careful planning or somesuch.
Allows you to edit all parts of your settles
You can edit the story tellers to force traits on your colonists , npcs or everyone. So you can make the whole world cannibal , psychopath etc. You can also increase the trait slots characters have so if you force those 2 traits you can make it so that everyone has at least 3 traits and max 5 traits where 2 of them becomes psychopath and cannibal etc..
my ascetic cannibal is really enjoying life out on the ice sheet, he's got transport pod crashes every day so some nice raw human meat xD also he's got a few lady friends with him...both of which I think are incapable of violence
Theirs a few that make harvesting either a very small negative or even a buff I run a death cult and they love having visitors...the irony is the empire loves us because we only ever mess with their enemies
Isn't that the point though? Methinks some mods are too cheaty
Dude i'm so glad you're back