note that one of those hats is a glowing crown in a land where magic is a thing... this isn't even the most broken exploit of this game, and it's very time-consuming(and relatively risky) to get your hands on the relic, but the end result is an everlasting immortal army that keeps on growing so there is no counterplay to this except using another exploit(like the infinite power of Riano Keeves, achieved by exploiting potions and enchanting loops)
I was impressed that your skeleton had enough initiative to pick up that axe to murder Gerder with. Employee of the month material right there Spiff. Make sure he gets the parking spot.
Add in Ahzidal's Ring of Necromancy: "Whenever a creature you have resurrected takes damage, they explode for 50 points of damage and die." You get reusable bio-grenades.
by equipping and un-equipping the aetherial crown, the power should also be reset, so you can do it without the 24 hour wait skyrim really is a balancing masterpiece lol
@@jonahwilhelm8409 It translates to "Would you be so kind as to allow me to pass, my dear?", which is wonderful. Ah, the lovely language of the Dovahkiin
I just noticed that this man gets stock images, presumably pays for them as the default watermarks are removed, then adds his own watermark for comedic effect... absolute legend
Dank Swank Just now? He started doing that a year or so ago because when he finally paid for a subscription to the stock website people actually started complaining that they wanted the watermarks back lol. It's funny, but completely understandable. So Spiff developed his own watermark instead of letting his stock-photo-website subscription lapse.
My personal favorite is the unlimited shouts trick(spammed Marked for Death on a legendary dragon and killed it with a single punch). Can you imagine a Skyrim without all these wonderful exploits? That's not a world I wish to live in.
I like to think about how this looks from a random npc's point of view. Some dude just stands still in some sort of hibernation like state for exactly 24 hours then raises 20 corpses from the dead around him, but now this guy just found 1 more corpse to resurrect so he enters his hibernation again for 24 hours while everything he raised dies around him and then he re-raises everything and moves towards you with them.
Whiterun Guard 1: Hey, isn't that the murderous necromancer that everyone's talking about? Whiterun Guard 2: Yeah. He has a 1000 gold bounty on the hold. Why is he just standing there? Shouldn't we, like, arrest him now? Whiterun Guard 1: Let's wait until he moves. It's rude to approach him while he's meditating for a whole 24 hours.
I remember when I first discovered this exploit in the original game. I was clearing Barrows with an army of drauger. It got a little crazy when half of them could use shouts.
Reanu Keeves just wanted a holiday and so he decided generate a spawn that could infest a new version of the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Reanu Keeves is still all powerful.
Me, years ago: "I sure wish pure necromancer were more viable..." _The Spiffing Brit uploaded:_ Me now: "Oh. Huh." Doesn't even involve any kind of build at all, literally just the Ritual Crown. You could throw this on anybody, especially my frost warrior to instantly become a lich king.
@ADHDoug if you want to get a build going along the Ritual Crown exploit all you need to do is become a Vampire with the Necromancy, Dark Souls and Necromage perks. Personally i find pure Necromancy a bit too boring, adding other skills like Illusion or Destruction is so much fun.
i did it the "normal" way with summon thrall and minorne, her body never turns to ash, and she also summons undead, so i can get 4 undeads, 2 of which never expire
There are some things that shouldn't be re-written in games. I like the auto sort mod so I can get empty automatically and re-supply based on the best stuff I've found. Resurrecting the slain also works too.
or Manimarco, The King of Worms which if my Elder Scrolls lore knowledge is correct was basically an extremely powerful necromancer who controlled the Empire for a while and eventually became a literal god. Manimarco is way cooler imo.
TFW you know that Spiff is heavily underestimating the length of the Aetherium questline. You should get the Azhidal's Ring of Necromancy which causes undead you resurrected to explode when they die. It creates quite the chain reaction with this exploit.
Yeah you can tell with some extra items and perks this build could become exponentially more op, ig Brit just wanted to show how easy it is to become unstoppable
21:08 I like that when he attacked this imperial soldier, he got the "Join the Imperial Legion" objective. My first though was "How about the Imperial Legion joins ME instead?"
The mud crab part got me. It's slowly climbing the stairs, looking cute even though it's annoyingly stupid. I want to do this exploit now. I restarted Skyrim because of the stupid fishing update.
@@joeljokivuori1059 alright, I'll check them out. Im trying new mods, and doing some console commands since a buddy gave me the PC version. I think it'll be fun and slight headache inducing, but overall fun.
@Luther ohmyfngod. Yes. The struggle is real. I tell myself the build before going in, "let's do an Ork two handed war hammer," then ends up doing a Khajit sneaky cat boi or gorl and just using bows. 🥲 I have a type. Same thing with DS3. 😆
"So how did you make it to sovernguard Ebony Warrior?" "Some elf with a pretty tiara got a bunch of rats, crabs and bandits to slap me" "Ah, a most honourable death"
That would be awesome if he could do that. He’d have to start with the cities without walls and if the giants can’t follow him into cities with walls then just get a horde of humanoids
This is actually really interesting. I have thousands of hours in Skyrim but I never really bothered with this on the assumption that it would only work on one npc at a time. I'm definitely going to have to try this one later
I used the Crown over and over to have an army of giants, mammoths, bears, tigers, draugr, everything I could find, and my Xbox crashed. This happened multiple times. But seeing these fights are well worth it. Pure chaos.
THE RITUAL SPELL DOESN’T TURN BODIES INTO PILES OF ASH? WTF it’s been nearly a decade, HOW have I never discovered this? Amazing, what a time to be alive/quarantined.
Ok so first off i found that out on my first playthrough But thats only because i did literal everything as a mage but idk why you never knew this Edit: forgot to add also on my first playthrough i kinda forgot about the main quest as soon as i learned whirlwind sprint soooo main quest was soooo easy for me.
I've actually used this stone in a similar situation, where I dragged every drauger in the dungeon towards the boss room, resurrected all of them, and then they all proceeded to corner a dragon priest and beat the living shit out of him. It really does make the dream work
Almost every build is in some way, shape or form exploitable in Skyrim. It’s one of the many reasons that makes it as repayable as it is, at least for me.
Aw man, if the Aetherium Crown resets daily use powers from Standing Stones, you could also use it to cheese The Tower Stone for unlimited instant free unlocking of expert or lower locks, The Shadow Stone for unlimited free invisibility, or The Serpent Stone for unlimited free casting of a powerful Paralyze. Just imagine the possibilities! So much cheese in one little item. It truly deserves to be a literal crown.
well lockpicking is not very difficult. id say this is the only good use of aetherium crown. i remember another build using it i read a long time ago but i dont remember it
Skyrim is so broken that you actually need to try to *not* cheat the game, and then eventually get lost pondering over which is a bug and which is a feature.
All Elder Scrolls games are broken. In Daggerfall you can create a god right from the character creation screen if you know what you’re doing. In morrowind you can create an exceptionally strong person at the class creation part, then make 300k gold robbing the vivec city vaults and proceed to enchant craft busted ass gear. In oblivion your character is always shit but you can still craft busted ass spells.
@@jprec5174 In Oblivion you can easily acquire the mats for 100% chameleon gear that lets you sneak attack on every attack and be completely immune to retaliation.
Just because something is unbalanced does not make it a bug. Poorly balanced is not equivalent to buggy. Buggy games are often poorly balanced, but not all poorly balanced games are buggy. And for those of us who could not possibly care less about balance in a single player game...
The Ritual Stone is totally balanced. After you've raised a certain number of actors your game will just crash. Bethesda knew it might become a problem, so they added the crashing feature
“The most exploitable game of all time” is both an illustrious lifetime achievement and an absolutely horrible, extraordinarily career-ending addition to anyone’s resume.
Skyrim is the fifth elder scrolls game. All the elder scrolls games non MMO share the trait of exploitable. They just didn't feel the need to waste energy preventing exploits since people will make exploits if they can't find them. Might as well allow them.
@@ardentwombat3465 Uhh, what? That's 100% not why. There's countless areas where you can fall aimlessly through the map, which have been there since release day. So you're telling me that you imagine they never fixed that because some player would just make their own glitch so they can fall through the map anyway?
@@ardentwombat3465 It's not some mystical thing that just happens because it's 3D, it's generally a symptom of a flawed collision detection system. Most developers will improve it to where you'd have to put a lot of effort into making it happen. Bethesda just never cared to bother with it, probably because it's a graphically updated version of the same antiquated engine they've been using for six games across nearly three decades meaning it would take actual effort to modernize.
I love the lore implications of Barry having to switch hats to raise the dead. Imagine you're a bandit and you see an anorexic-looking dark elf walking up to your fort with an army of corpses. Then they all suddenly die, and he just takes his crown off and puts it back on again and the corpses come back to life.
None of Spiffs "X ONLY CHALLENGE IS BROKEN" videos are EVER only that thing. You should know this by now. But the Ritual Stone is pretty broken, and it's TOTALLY broken with the Aetherium Crown.
That's called "Applied Necromancy", you pleb. Making corpses is just part of the necromancer's job; you've been taken in by that fancy Hollywood-style necromancy where there's always convenient corpses or a graveyard lying around. 👏SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY.👏
Add Ahzidal's Ring of Necromancy from the Unearthed quest on Solstheim, and any time a resurrected thrall you create takes damage and they explode for 50 points of frost damage. Just imagine a hoard of undead falling like this, and you are just decimating anything that gets in your way.
@@thespiffingbrit holy shit you replied. I wasnt expecting that. I get to go to work and do the most boring and meniel job today so it won't be interesting but it'll be easy.... by the way, love everything you do ❤
Someone needs to make a mod for this that lets you take direct control of the hoarde and basically turn this into Overlord. The entire Overlord game was just basically this, but with Gremlins.
I made a very simple mod for myself that lets me take over a single reanimated NPC at a time. The camera follows them and I control their movement, but they attack automatically since you can't control their arms, just their legs (limitation of the engine).
30:20 “You can only use the power once a day. No problem. Unequip, then equip, and Wa-bam, it’s (begins laughing while speaking) as simple as that ladies and gentlemen”. - I just love this part. The unfiltered glee of how easy this super powerful ability was just broken.
theirs no other way for necromancy to get broken... but if it was necromancy ONLY this would be a whole different, vicious kind of animal... btw dragonborn adds a ring that turn these boys into a nuclear winter bomb.
@@Ed_man_talking9 I was hoping Barry would pay our dear friend Ahzidal a visit. I was disappointed. Wearing his armor and leading around an army of exploding draugr is the best.
I finally realized why I enjoy these videos so much. They're structured like an excellent stand-up routine. You get your little chuckles in with the relatively easy-to-access cheese, like just waiting 24 hours after a fight to resurrect all your dudes *and* all their dudes. Then it gets into the meat of the routine, where you get a bunch of story that pulls you in. It might not be laugh after laugh, but it's still an entertaining lead-in. And then *WHAM* you're hit with the punchline, where everything's broken and the points don't matter. It takes 30 minutes for Spiff to get to a conclusion I knew before I started the video and I still a) watched the whole thing, and b) laughed out loud when it all broke. That's some good storytelling (and editing - always thank the editor).
This would be terrifying to encounter in game, imagine you're just strolling along through town and this dark elf with lightning on his fingers runs up with a variety of undead individuals and surrounds you, giving you the beating of your life. But you aren't allowed to stay dead, he stands there for 24 hours straight as the horde slumps over, then everyone including you gets back up and repeats the cycle as the horde increases in size
Morrowind: A game where if you can find an exploit it's not a bug, it's a feature. Where even the wildlife is in on it, like a little bug monster who will stun lock you to death while it nibbles on gibblies.
Paladin: "NECROMANCER! We have battled through your undead hordes, your wolves, vampires, trolls, giants and mammoths, and though we are tired, bloody, and broken, we are STILL STANDING! YOUR REIGN OF TERROR WILL NOT - " Spiff: Spiff: *takes off hat* Spiff: *puts hat back on*
If you use the restoration loop/exploit it actually amplifies the ritual stone effect. Granting a much much much wider area of effect but most importantly, making the corpse fight for you for 15283839163toomuch16615 seconds
@@yuvalron324 well the restoration glitch is that when you improve your restoration skill it also improves all your skills for some reason. So you use the exploit of crafting gear that buffs your alchemy to then create stronger enchanting potions , repeat process till you get potions that improve your enchanting of like 5000% + to create alchemy enchanted gear to create potions of restoration that improved said skill 125163% + so after that when you pop said potion before using the Ritual Stone power it makes its aera of effect 125163% wider and duration also. So you basically can reanimate everything you killed on the whole damn map ( almost ) and have them fight for you for like over 1000 in game hours. When they die you just repeat process and reanimate them again. You can also use this restoration with spells like Flame Aura , when combined with the exploit, the moment you activate it, you are basically a nuclear bomb that blows up, lets say you go in a dungeon, as soon as you walk in, pop the potion then hit Flame Aura and instantly everything hostile in the whole dungeon is dead.
@@Death_by_Kim_Yoohyeon make a YT short proving that effect and since it's ur idea so u should showcase it. imagine ur walker horde coming to find u from all over the map.
Spiff going literally anywhere with this group: "Right, single file everyone, you may be undead, but you are orderly undead!" Jyggalyg, or however you spell the name of the Daedric Prince of Order, would be so proud.
I believe it is jyggalag, as the end is pronounced with a long a. However I may wrong be as the location of the first aetherium shard (i am not gonna even attempt to spell it) has been pronounced numerous ways.
@@IceDani09 Sheogorath* was Jyggalag, until he got fucked over by the other princes and got turned into his polar opposite, from prince of order to prince of chaos.
So once you do the mehrunes razor quest, you get to fight two dremora in a cave. And if you have the resurrect the dead spell (I think it's revenant) too, you can basically have a never-ending resurrected dremora caitiff fighting for you throughout the game. For some reason his body never turns to ash. It's fantastic.
@@adam_mma true, I didn't include them since you can't resurrect them indefinitely (as far as I know), but yeah you do have to fight those two to progress the quest
@@burnin8able When I think infinite guards I think Oblivion where they literally just spawn batches of guards in to hunt you down as long as you're visible in a town and have a bounty like its freakin GTA.
Fun fact: you can enchant a corpse's armor and put it back on them, and if it's the same one you took off them they'll put it back on. There's no timer on the reanimate dead spell so if you give them unlimited health they effectively become permanent.
hmm, the wiki clearly says there's a timer to the Ritual Stone revival. So I'm not sure if this will work. Although, I am going to try it since I want a group of Draugr, shouting at all my enemies.
@@krishnansubramoni7801 I'm referring to the reanimate dead conjuring spell, which unlike the stone has no timer. You can only have 2 of them, but it should work if you find someone who can shout to revive; maybe the greybeards?
Oh my god. You can have this army, plus a reanimated more permanent follower who only goes away if they die (and you can give then a fortify restoration loop infinite health armor item?!?)... I can see why necromancers always seem to end up taking over the world!!! 😅💀🧟♂️
Now imagine you pick up the dead thrall spell and twin souls to get some Arch Necromancers under your control to add many more undead under your control
@@strav8337 the undead controlled die a long time after, as they cast Dread Zombie, but the main benefits are that A: Arch necromancers are extremely powerful mages in their own right. And B: they actively reanimate and summon as combat goes on, keeping your army topped off
I always play conjurers in Skyrim, I’m going to be honest, I always assumed the Ritual stone only allowed 2 undead, so I simply exploited the ‘soul trap’ spell + dead wolf shortcut to level my conjuring. This is incredible, now I think I need to do this :D I’ll just travel to Merunes shrine and see if I can resurrect some Dremora.
23:00 I have an excuse for that. You know how lizards can detach their tails and use them as distractions? And the tail keeps on wiggling? Basically that. Only the tail isn't smart enough to realize it wasn't "detached", and it is really "not attached to a living body any more".
Imagine seeing this absolutely deranged dark elf aggressively switching hats while his undead horde skins you alive
Necr0Danc3r This made me wheeze
Well played, Berry would be proud
That moved my nose hairs
note that one of those hats is a glowing crown in a land where magic is a thing...
this isn't even the most broken exploit of this game, and it's very time-consuming(and relatively risky) to get your hands on the relic, but the end result is an everlasting immortal army that keeps on growing so there is no counterplay to this except using another exploit(like the infinite power of Riano Keeves, achieved by exploiting potions and enchanting loops)
Huh haven't you heard of the high elves?
I was impressed that your skeleton had enough initiative to pick up that axe to murder Gerder with. Employee of the month material right there Spiff. Make sure he gets the parking spot.
And mount!
He must get free medical care!
@@terrastalker8189 Bit late for that.
TerraStalker but spiff is in Britain, which has free healthcare, for now...
@@Hickabooboo thats the point, give them rewards that sound great but they cant actually use
Add in Ahzidal's Ring of Necromancy: "Whenever a creature you have resurrected takes damage, they explode for 50 points of damage and die." You get reusable bio-grenades.
by equipping and un-equipping the aetherial crown, the power should also be reset, so you can do it without the 24 hour wait
skyrim really is a balancing masterpiece lol
@@akrenon9586 wasnt all of that fixed in Skyrim's unofficial patch mod? I just assume more than 90% of people still playing the game are using mods
@@KNIGHTCleric can confirm that the crown exploit still works with unofficial legendary
No idea about specials
@@akrenon9586 he did show this in the video
im ashamed spiff didnt include this already
Hero: My brother was wrongly slain! I will avenge him!
Fighter: You have my sword.
Ranger: You have my bow.
Necromancer: I have your brother.
Diablo's 3 necromancer greatly approves
Savage
Brother:brrrr
@@quicochines7492
d3 necro: i have your brother
d2 armymancer: i have your entire extended family
lmao
@@HippieInHeart Good, LOL.
Companion: I would die for you.
Necromancer: Oh, I'm counting on it!
PJ McJamma
* Mannimarco has entered the chat
The undeath mod: Pathetic weakling
Necromancer: "You would die for me? What, once? You gotta pump up those numbers--those are rookie numbers!"
This comment is underrated
Necromancer : over again and again and again...
Because one follower standing in the doorway wasn’t enough.
"Fus Ro Dah!" -Dragoborn when Lydia is in the way.
@@jonahwilhelm8409 It translates to "Would you be so kind as to allow me to pass, my dear?", which is wonderful. Ah, the lovely language of the Dovahkiin
Doorways aren't even that horrible. Narrow tunnels in Falmer caves are way worse.
You’re a wonderful person. I hope you know that.
Now theres entire mammoths to get your way! Wonderful
I'm surprised this wasn't Hodd Toward, given he loves resurrecting this game over and over.
Missed opportunity
Best comment here
so true
@@Swamp_Azz i enjoyed every single version of skyrim.
Skyrim is eternal.
Soldier: "I would rather die then join your army of decayed corpses!"
Necromancer: "I think you would do just both"
haha yes, literally the "why not both?" meme lmao
By that grammar, you're giving him exactly what he wants lol
@@theamazingincrediblespider9689 🤓
Necromancer: join me and die
Soldier: don't you mean--
Necromancer: nope
Necromancer: You really don't understand how Necromancy works, do ya?
I just noticed that this man gets stock images, presumably pays for them as the default watermarks are removed, then adds his own watermark for comedic effect... absolute legend
Dank Swank Just now? He started doing that a year or so ago because when he finally paid for a subscription to the stock website people actually started complaining that they wanted the watermarks back lol. It's funny, but completely understandable. So Spiff developed his own watermark instead of letting his stock-photo-website subscription lapse.
I didn't even notice omg
I never noticed he changed the watermark!!! HAHA nice!
Thats a win-win
@@ObeyCamp do you want a cookie for knowing useless youtuber lore? "Just now?" Sounds so condescending seeing as youre talking about a guy.
Spiff: *Re-resurrects corpses.*
The bandit's soul ping ponging from soverngarde to the mortal coil: *Confused screaming*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why are you running ? Why, are you runnin ?
This is perfect 👌
Bandits don't go to Sovngarde, in fact, Sovngarde is super VIP
Actually, reanimated corpses lose their souls to the soul cairn - I still liked your joke though:)
Me: raises necromancer
Necromancer: raises another necromancer
Me: Stonks
Infinity necromancy .
The only issue is their necromancy actually kills the army
Me: Necrominception
Lmao one of your prior raised thralls dies ‘ *SHIT!* ‘ then your raised necro raises him. The best feeling lmao
@@seekingclouds8614 a necromancer, getting controlled by another necromancer, who is also under control of another necromancer
@@Nikora.Biddle who is in control of the player
In most games bugs make them less playable, but in Bethesda games bugs actually make them 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 playable.
And more importantly "replayable"
My personal favorite is the unlimited shouts trick(spammed Marked for Death on a legendary dragon and killed it with a single punch).
Can you imagine a Skyrim without all these wonderful exploits?
That's not a world I wish to live in.
I swear if the elder scrolls 6 doesn't have this kinda stuff I might not even play it
@@MoonShadow72 bro it’s a Bethesda game what are you talking about?
@Mystix998 true, we can probably count on it having these kinda glitches
I like to think about how this looks from a random npc's point of view. Some dude just stands still in some sort of hibernation like state for exactly 24 hours then raises 20 corpses from the dead around him, but now this guy just found 1 more corpse to resurrect so he enters his hibernation again for 24 hours while everything he raised dies around him and then he re-raises everything and moves towards you with them.
Yyyyeeeeeesssssss
This is utterly horrifying
Not gonna lie, that's god damn terrifying.
It just works
their fault, they had 24 hours to run away and instead decided to just stare at me
Whiterun Guard 1: Hey, isn't that the murderous necromancer that everyone's talking about?
Whiterun Guard 2: Yeah. He has a 1000 gold bounty on the hold. Why is he just standing there? Shouldn't we, like, arrest him now?
Whiterun Guard 1: Let's wait until he moves. It's rude to approach him while he's meditating for a whole 24 hours.
Barry- it is time for battle
Hahaha haha
@Celtic Phoenix Just another game 'feature'!
Im your 999 like 😅
Is it bad that I have played enough Skyrim to hear that in the Whiterun Guards’ exact voice
I remember when I first discovered this exploit in the original game. I was clearing Barrows with an army of drauger. It got a little crazy when half of them could use shouts.
I wonder if they could defeat Alduin themselves? That'd be pretty cool to see.
ever tried having a fist fight with the greybeards? its kinda like that XDDDD
I do it all the time
@@wolfofdarkness94 lmaoo
Lmfao
Imagine you’re travelling the windhelm-whiterun route and you just see a dark elf sat in a crowd of corpses just… waiting
"he's going from lvl one, to the most powerful being in the universe"
*HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD*
Mudcrab = Giant cursed snake.
I’ll bite.
101th like
Was he ever in special edition?
E
Reanu Keeves just wanted a holiday and so he decided generate a spawn that could infest a new version of the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Reanu Keeves is still all powerful.
Bloody hell. And I thought I was overpowered when I got my two permanent atronachs in the late game. I had no idea you become the bloody Night King.
Me, years ago: "I sure wish pure necromancer were more viable..."
_The Spiffing Brit uploaded:_
Me now: "Oh. Huh."
Doesn't even involve any kind of build at all, literally just the Ritual Crown. You could throw this on anybody, especially my frost warrior to instantly become a lich king.
The most ironic part of all this is that he's still at level 1 in necromancy.
I was your 100th like.
Slap on some conjuration for reasons and use the crown for xp gain or whatever else
@ADHDoug if you want to get a build going along the Ritual Crown exploit all you need to do is become a Vampire with the Necromancy, Dark Souls and Necromage perks.
Personally i find pure Necromancy a bit too boring, adding other skills like Illusion or Destruction is so much fun.
you can add some necormany mods, including one that makes you a lich, and become a realy lich king
The Fire damage sword named “Burny Sanders” made me laugh way harder than I should have.
It's actually a fork, which makes it even better
@@meh5421 There should be Mitt Romney’s 'silver spoon.'
I thought of it today whilst i was cooking.. oh my
Would have been better if it was made of glass, then it literally would have been a burny sanders
here's the crazy thing, Burny Sanders was the LEAST broken weapon from those two videos
As soon as I saw that they didn’t turn to ash: “Ahh, Skyrim. A flawless masterpiece.”
Well Yh, Mods are said ‘to ruin the game’ for a reason 😂
i did it the "normal" way with summon thrall and minorne, her body never turns to ash, and she also summons undead, so i can get 4 undeads, 2 of which never expire
There are some things that shouldn't be re-written in games. I like the auto sort mod so I can get empty automatically and re-supply based on the best stuff I've found. Resurrecting the slain also works too.
The spell is probably just a modified version of dead thrall, the bodies don't turn to ash so you can resurrect them again if they die
It just works
"You can be anything in Skyirm!" *Becomes the Night King*
Oh that's what I gonna say in the comment
It all makes sense now game of thrones was actually set in Skyrim. And Aria cheesed the hell outta that tiny dagger.
or Manimarco, The King of Worms which if my Elder Scrolls lore knowledge is correct was basically an extremely powerful necromancer who controlled the Empire for a while and eventually became a literal god. Manimarco is way cooler imo.
Chronus Yes! This!
The King of Worms > The Night King
@@whitelantern3599 She used the enchanted fork..
TFW you know that Spiff is heavily underestimating the length of the Aetherium questline. You should get the Azhidal's Ring of Necromancy which causes undead you resurrected to explode when they die. It creates quite the chain reaction with this exploit.
HORRIOR the corpses disappear after the explosion?
@@sterkriger2572 No, they don't.
Yeah you can tell with some extra items and perks this build could become exponentially more op, ig Brit just wanted to show how easy it is to become unstoppable
This needs more upvotes.
Are you able to duplicate the items and get both/all of them?
The greatest character arc I’ve seen all year. Hardships, test of patience, an epic quest so your friends never die
Me: oh no spiff that’s against the Geneva convention!
Spiff: you mean Geneva *suggestion?*
What is that from? I know its something
"Convention? We can't go to those anymore thanks to the pandemic. I'll pass!"
Meme Master idk I saw it in a meme once
Since you can move bodies, after they die you can pile them all into the same location.
No more loosing people
lots of effort
losing*
yes that's exactly what i was thinking.
Does this power work on partial remains, like just the head, or do I have to have the full body in the spells radius
@@DABATTLESUIT Only full bodies count, sadly.
21:08 I like that when he attacked this imperial soldier, he got the "Join the Imperial Legion" objective.
My first though was "How about the Imperial Legion joins ME instead?"
I AM legion!
@@mandowarrior123 "My name is Legion, for we are many"
@@georgiykireev9678 virgin ;)
@@mandowarrior123 Not. Yet.
The mud crab part got me. It's slowly climbing the stairs, looking cute even though it's annoyingly stupid. I want to do this exploit now. I restarted Skyrim because of the stupid fishing update.
Necromancy additions from creationclub arent halfbad
@@joeljokivuori1059 alright, I'll check them out. Im trying new mods, and doing some console commands since a buddy gave me the PC version. I think it'll be fun and slight headache inducing, but overall fun.
@Luther ohmyfngod. Yes. The struggle is real. I tell myself the build before going in, "let's do an Ork two handed war hammer," then ends up doing a Khajit sneaky cat boi or gorl and just using bows. 🥲 I have a type. Same thing with DS3. 😆
"So how did you make it to sovernguard Ebony Warrior?"
"Some elf with a pretty tiara got a bunch of rats, crabs and bandits to slap me"
"Ah, a most honourable death"
Someone give a cup of tea to this Gentleman!
I wish he would show up more often, with better stats...
@@williamwontiam3166 u mean the warrior? u can still buff him but it just makes the fight longer
Aaaaaahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahha!
What makes you think he's getting into sovenguard? He's apart of the undead army now.
I'm not sure if anyone else noticed this, but:
Farkas: "What happened here?"
Literally all of the undead: "Uhhh"
18:05
@@pawelos4 Thank you.
This is incredible, thank you
I want a sequel to this where Barry collects an entire army of giants and massacres each city one by one.
That would be awesome if he could do that. He’d have to start with the cities without walls and if the giants can’t follow him into cities with walls then just get a horde of humanoids
Yes
Floppy 23 I’ve done that before and I can confirm it looks stupid and fun
@@clericgames1549 Open Cities mod, buddy, if he installs that, NOTHING will protect the good citizens from Barry
Yes. I was wanting him to raid Whiterun so badly.
After 10 years, I finally realized you could chose who to join at the beginning there
It doesnt really affect the story
Most game developers: "Bug"
Bethesda: "Feature : )"
Lol
EA: m o n e y
Best feature evvverrrrrr. Cant wait til I can play this game again when the new consoles come out with a remastered version of this game
Bugs are just features that make the game more extreme.
Can u still use this "feature" with the skyrim patch mod?
Jarl: it is really difficult to raise an army
Spiffing brit: not if they are all buried close together
Jarl: what?!
Spiffing brit: Tea?
You've won the internet this day, congratulations, the trophy is made of reddit tears
@@pyropete206 why not tears of the damed or the innocent?
@@li-xb2tj because thats too easy
Thank you I just saw this while drinking the tea of the damned red label I'm glad it entertained
"I've passed some time and all of my friends have died"
Sounds like you need to write a Captain America arc
Gay
@@funnyguy1941 Stop talking to the mirror "sans"
I've spent 2k hours on Skyrim from PS4 to PC. Haven't played in 2 years. This video comes up and I want to play it again
Its just such a lovely game
Ah shit, here we go again
You never actually stopped playing.
This is actually really interesting. I have thousands of hours in Skyrim but I never really bothered with this on the assumption that it would only work on one npc at a time. I'm definitely going to have to try this one later
I used the Crown over and over to have an army of giants, mammoths, bears, tigers, draugr, everything I could find, and my Xbox crashed. This happened multiple times. But seeing these fights are well worth it. Pure chaos.
@@ZekeLanzer I'm going to do this in VR lol
Do the civil war and pick up both sides after a battle unite both sides for evil
do it as a necromage
it's a fun playthrough once you've got the crown. I like Illusion Conjuration builds then set up this. mayhem a cave then crown raise the masses
THE RITUAL SPELL DOESN’T TURN BODIES INTO PILES OF ASH? WTF it’s been nearly a decade, HOW have I never discovered this? Amazing, what a time to be alive/quarantined.
Noob
Because who would choose the ritual spell? On the surface it seems completely garbage.
I have over 2k hours & still haven't finished the main quest line, there's always more to discover....lol.
Ok so first off i found that out on my first playthrough But thats only because i did literal everything as a mage but idk why you never knew this
Edit: forgot to add also on my first playthrough i kinda forgot about the main quest as soon as i learned whirlwind sprint soooo main quest was soooo easy for me.
@@Name-ru1kt wow... you're not like other gamers... 😏
I've actually used this stone in a similar situation, where I dragged every drauger in the dungeon towards the boss room, resurrected all of them, and then they all proceeded to corner a dragon priest and beat the living shit out of him. It really does make the dream work
I need this for my legendary run thank you kind sir
by the nine, time to do that in Skuldafn
Oh. My. GOD! That is the best story about this game I have ever heard, besides one about somebody's kid bringing home a Draugr Deathlord.
To think, I have always bypassed that stone cause I thought only being able to resurrect things once a day was pointless. lol
same lol.
Almost every build is in some way, shape or form exploitable in Skyrim. It’s one of the many reasons that makes it as repayable as it is, at least for me.
Same here until my third play through. Then I decided to play with stuff I had previously ignored. And all h3ll broke loose.
Aw man, if the Aetherium Crown resets daily use powers from Standing Stones, you could also use it to cheese The Tower Stone for unlimited instant free unlocking of expert or lower locks, The Shadow Stone for unlimited free invisibility, or The Serpent Stone for unlimited free casting of a powerful Paralyze. Just imagine the possibilities! So much cheese in one little item. It truly deserves to be a literal crown.
You can't wait with enemies nearby
@@maxgrozema1093 did you miss the part of the video where he makes it so he doesn't need to wait?
@@maxgrozema1093 you take the crown off and put it back on
well lockpicking is not very difficult. id say this is the only good use of aetherium crown. i remember another build using it i read a long time ago but i dont remember it
Skyrim is so broken that you actually need to try to *not* cheat the game, and then eventually get lost pondering over which is a bug and which is a feature.
*hint *
It’s all a feature
All Elder Scrolls games are broken. In Daggerfall you can create a god right from the character creation screen if you know what you’re doing.
In morrowind you can create an exceptionally strong person at the class creation part, then make 300k gold robbing the vivec city vaults and proceed to enchant craft busted ass gear.
In oblivion your character is always shit but you can still craft busted ass spells.
@@jprec5174 In Oblivion you can easily acquire the mats for 100% chameleon gear that lets you sneak attack on every attack and be completely immune to retaliation.
Welcome to the elder scrolls
Just because something is unbalanced does not make it a bug. Poorly balanced is not equivalent to buggy. Buggy games are often poorly balanced, but not all poorly balanced games are buggy. And for those of us who could not possibly care less about balance in a single player game...
The Ritual Stone is totally balanced. After you've raised a certain number of actors your game will just crash. Bethesda knew it might become a problem, so they added the crashing feature
“The most exploitable game of all time” is both an illustrious lifetime achievement and an absolutely horrible, extraordinarily career-ending addition to anyone’s resume.
Except for Tod Howard that is
"It's Not A Bug It's"
All Together Now
"A FEATURE"
Skyrim is the fifth elder scrolls game. All the elder scrolls games non MMO share the trait of exploitable. They just didn't feel the need to waste energy preventing exploits since people will make exploits if they can't find them. Might as well allow them.
@@ardentwombat3465 Uhh, what? That's 100% not why.
There's countless areas where you can fall aimlessly through the map, which have been there since release day. So you're telling me that you imagine they never fixed that because some player would just make their own glitch so they can fall through the map anyway?
@@ossiehalvorson7702 That is a problem all 3d games suffer. The more complex the world the more it will happen.
@@ardentwombat3465 It's not some mystical thing that just happens because it's 3D, it's generally a symptom of a flawed collision detection system. Most developers will improve it to where you'd have to put a lot of effort into making it happen.
Bethesda just never cared to bother with it, probably because it's a graphically updated version of the same antiquated engine they've been using for six games across nearly three decades meaning it would take actual effort to modernize.
All of these expressive stock photos look exactly like how imagine him looking, even though they're all different people
At first i was like: okay this isnt really an exploit.
But turns out the brit always delivers on insane exploits
I love the lore implications of Barry having to switch hats to raise the dead. Imagine you're a bandit and you see an anorexic-looking dark elf walking up to your fort with an army of corpses. Then they all suddenly die, and he just takes his crown off and puts it back on again and the corpses come back to life.
"...TARGET THE CROWN!!"
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
The Spiffing Brit: You can literally access this skill at level 1...
Not without the crown
@@braiancuscona550 you dont even need the crown tho
Spiff: "Necromancy only is broken"
Also Spiff: *Starts hitting people with swords*
None of Spiffs "X ONLY CHALLENGE IS BROKEN" videos are EVER only that thing. You should know this by now. But the Ritual Stone is pretty broken, and it's TOTALLY broken with the Aetherium Crown.
That's called "Applied Necromancy", you pleb. Making corpses is just part of the necromancer's job; you've been taken in by that fancy Hollywood-style necromancy where there's always convenient corpses or a graveyard lying around. 👏SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY.👏
This isn’t a mitten squad video
@@avaroxramzy9067 alternatively senza
Kevbo2040 a chip and a chair
Sounds like a D&D story. Low-level necromancer finds a powerful artifact and uses it to raise an undead army and become the scourge of the land. XD
sounds like the entier glory hammer song saga 🤣
Question: what is your pfp because it is very neat looking
If you start the civil was quest line
You attack who ever you are sided with while getting a fort, they respawn FOREVER aka infinite zombies
21:06 i love how the quest to "Join the Imperial Legion" pops up at this moment, its a bit ironic how it is they who will be joining you.
"Some of you might die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to take!"
Well, as usual! ^^
Trully brit
Am I the only one who thought of Shrek when he said that?
Me too.
- Trump talking about Covid
@@michaeledmunds7266 no sir, and actually based on his graphic that was the reference he was making so yah haha
Add Ahzidal's Ring of Necromancy from the Unearthed quest on Solstheim, and any time a resurrected thrall you create takes damage and they explode for 50 points of frost damage. Just imagine a hoard of undead falling like this, and you are just decimating anything that gets in your way.
You...
I like you
of all the things ive done in this game.....why have i never thought of this.......
With the crown of atheral or something like that by re-equipping the crown you will not have to wait for 24 hours
"Even when I lose I win, bitch!"
-crazed necromancer I play
Funnily enough, this causes a glitch where a single hit causes the entire horde to go off like a frost-Nuke.
21:14 watching them all drop dead simultaneously because the spell wore off mid-combat before that cut was hilarious.
So that’s why it took the Night King so long to get to the wall.
He had to keep waiting a full day.
Skeleton with a woodcutting axe is a mood
enemies somethimes pick up weapons on ground or chests.
😂😂😂
Sigurd RP run
Literally just woke up and got on UA-cam. Great way to start the day Spiff!!
@@thespiffingbrit you too my liege
@@thespiffingbrit holy shit you replied. I wasnt expecting that.
I get to go to work and do the most boring and meniel job today so it won't be interesting but it'll be easy.... by the way, love everything you do ❤
Me too, and Skyrim!!! I was waiting for this
Hey, you. You're finally awake.
@@izayaorihara5516 its a little past noon.
Don't call me out, stormcloak.
I love how everyone popped out like it was a hidden ambush when you attacked Sven
I imagine his minions are all thinking “Dear gods why won’t he let us die”!
when you kill a dead thrall they actually thank you for killing them
Our perhaps they're thinking "Necromancer power goes brrrr."
Because "Hero's never die!"
KiLlLlLlL MmMmEeEeEeEee!!!!!!
Someone needs to make a mod for this that lets you take direct control of the hoarde and basically turn this into Overlord.
The entire Overlord game was just basically this, but with Gremlins.
Game(s). There’s a second. It’s great.
Extensible Follower Framework gives a good amount of extra control, if you're cool with having access to some cheaty options.
Oh I miss the overlord games... Unfortunately they've killed the franchise with that Fellowship of Evil
@@LazyY91 we don't talk about that disgrace of a game
I made a very simple mod for myself that lets me take over a single reanimated NPC at a time. The camera follows them and I control their movement, but they attack automatically since you can't control their arms, just their legs (limitation of the engine).
"Be prepared to get your bones raised" :bugger:
music: resurrection by erection - powerwolf.
@@satibel look up the one where they use gifs for the song
@@satibel I couldn't stop thinking about this song throughout the entire video XD
I mean my bone is already raised, and I don't even have one
I am a blob
*totally nothing else*
@@Lttlemoi the fact that they released the new version today may have helped x)
30:20 “You can only use the power once a day. No problem. Unequip, then equip, and Wa-bam, it’s (begins laughing while speaking) as simple as that ladies and gentlemen”. - I just love this part. The unfiltered glee of how easy this super powerful ability was just broken.
My head just cracked from this information. I'm gonna use that exploit myself
Wait what
Spiff: “gets the crown”
Me: ohh I see where this is going
Spiff: “Favourites the crown with a novice hood”
Me: *OHH I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING*
I saw where this was going when I read the title of the video. This is NOT a less-know or new exploit by any means
theirs no other way for necromancy to get broken... but if it was necromancy ONLY this would be a whole different, vicious kind of animal... btw dragonborn adds a ring that turn these boys into a nuclear winter bomb.
@@exantiuse497 tbh, I didnt know about the crown.
"I love it when a plan comes together"
@@Ed_man_talking9 I was hoping Barry would pay our dear friend Ahzidal a visit. I was disappointed. Wearing his armor and leading around an army of exploding draugr is the best.
22:55 the Argonian is wagging his tail because he's excited to join Barry the Bone Raiser's Band of Bone Boys
The Spiffing Brit if you ever make a new video with Barry PLEASE make this the name of his "gang"
*c a l c i u m*
The *Crazy Calcium Crew*
This literally the 3rd season of Castlevania. You are the Forge Master.
when he was killing everyone in whiterun I just saw Issac storming Genoa
There was a game about it, Curse of Darkness... very underrated.
33:46 That Mudcrab's walking up the stairs animation is adorable :)
Skyrim Character: *Dies*
Spif: "A fine addition to my collection"
I finally realized why I enjoy these videos so much. They're structured like an excellent stand-up routine. You get your little chuckles in with the relatively easy-to-access cheese, like just waiting 24 hours after a fight to resurrect all your dudes *and* all their dudes. Then it gets into the meat of the routine, where you get a bunch of story that pulls you in. It might not be laugh after laugh, but it's still an entertaining lead-in.
And then *WHAM* you're hit with the punchline, where everything's broken and the points don't matter. It takes 30 minutes for Spiff to get to a conclusion I knew before I started the video and I still a) watched the whole thing, and b) laughed out loud when it all broke. That's some good storytelling (and editing - always thank the editor).
(Intelligence 100)
(Observation 100)
This was an informative and very cool comment. Thank you.
Spiff: starts murdering people from riverwood
Skeleton: *Wields random axe* Now where talking, good ser!
Funniest point in the video tbh
This would be terrifying to encounter in game, imagine you're just strolling along through town and this dark elf with lightning on his fingers runs up with a variety of undead individuals and surrounds you, giving you the beating of your life. But you aren't allowed to stay dead, he stands there for 24 hours straight as the horde slumps over, then everyone including you gets back up and repeats the cycle as the horde increases in size
Spiff: *walks into elder dragon lair*
Elder Dragon: "why do I hear boss music?"
The player has become the boss..
Resurrect ebony warrior 0.0
@@joshuablackmon939 The Ebony Warrior is sadly level 80 I believe. And the cap for the resurrections is 75.
@@cheeseham9503 you can actually bump up the level cap to 94. Forgot how to though
@@user-783hhss7w2oifhe Necromage Vampire?
@@alexanderstilianov Yep
"most exploitable game ever"
Morrowind: sad magic system noises
morrowind was incredible. best of the series
@@DeuceGenius back when feeling like a god was part of the damn story and not just exploit hell
Morrowind: A game where if you can find an exploit it's not a bug, it's a feature. Where even the wildlife is in on it, like a little bug monster who will stun lock you to death while it nibbles on gibblies.
*Instantly gets level 200 in every single stat* I don't know what you're talking about, the game seems perfectly balanced and free of bugs to me.
@@DeuceGenius No.
Paladin: "NECROMANCER! We have battled through your undead hordes, your wolves, vampires, trolls, giants and mammoths, and though we are tired, bloody, and broken, we are STILL STANDING! YOUR REIGN OF TERROR WILL NOT - "
Spiff:
Spiff: *takes off hat*
Spiff: *puts hat back on*
😂😂👌
Spiff: "Well done, Paladin! I take my hat off to you, sir!"
"aaaand now I'll put it back on again."
@@Rawrshuga ಥ‿ಥ👌
Paladin: ...No, it can't be.... oh god noooo, please don't! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Paladins: why do we hear boss music again
If you use the restoration loop/exploit it actually amplifies the ritual stone effect. Granting a much much much wider area of effect but most importantly, making the corpse fight for you for 15283839163toomuch16615 seconds
Can you explain
@@yuvalron324 well the restoration glitch is that when you improve your restoration skill it also improves all your skills for some reason. So you use the exploit of crafting gear that buffs your alchemy to then create stronger enchanting potions , repeat process till you get potions that improve your enchanting of like 5000% + to create alchemy enchanted gear to create potions of restoration that improved said skill 125163% + so after that when you pop said potion before using the Ritual Stone power it makes its aera of effect 125163% wider and duration also. So you basically can reanimate everything you killed on the whole damn map ( almost ) and have them fight for you for like over 1000 in game hours. When they die you just repeat process and reanimate them again.
You can also use this restoration with spells like Flame Aura , when combined with the exploit, the moment you activate it, you are basically a nuclear bomb that blows up, lets say you go in a dungeon, as soon as you walk in, pop the potion then hit Flame Aura and instantly everything hostile in the whole dungeon is dead.
@@Death_by_Kim_Yoohyeon make a YT short proving that effect and since it's ur idea so u should showcase it. imagine ur walker horde coming to find u from all over the map.
@@Death_by_Kim_Yoohyeon Restoration doesn't improve your skills. It increases buffs from enchantments and potion effects.
Spiff going literally anywhere with this group: "Right, single file everyone, you may be undead, but you are orderly undead!" Jyggalyg, or however you spell the name of the Daedric Prince of Order, would be so proud.
I believe it is jyggalag, as the end is pronounced with a long a. However I may wrong be as the location of the first aetherium shard (i am not gonna even attempt to spell it) has been pronounced numerous ways.
@@MissMayhem2389
Yea, i'm pretty sure it's Jyggalag
Sounds like something Sheogorath would say, but I guess that checks out :P
@@gohunt001-5 I thought it was Shamalamadingdong, or is that the Daedric Prince of Madness?t
@@IceDani09
Sheogorath* was Jyggalag, until he got fucked over by the other princes and got turned into his polar opposite, from prince of order to prince of chaos.
When the Necromancer Academy of Arts hears about this they're going to have a bone to pick.
They will have a lot of bones to pick, but they will be broken and it will be out of the planets orbit XD
that joke was dead funny
Their complaining will be so loud it could wake the dead.
Geeez man wtff, too soon
At that point, they'd just be more bodies for the army of the dead.
“I passed some time and all of my friends have died.”
Too true, Spiff.
69th like 😈 ur welcome
Life be like
So once you do the mehrunes razor quest, you get to fight two dremora in a cave. And if you have the resurrect the dead spell (I think it's revenant) too, you can basically have a never-ending resurrected dremora caitiff fighting for you throughout the game. For some reason his body never turns to ash. It's fantastic.
Don't forget the other 2 u have to fight outside the cave
@@adam_mma true, I didn't include them since you can't resurrect them indefinitely (as far as I know), but yeah you do have to fight those two to progress the quest
*Kills wolf and collects his pelt*
*Summons him back to life*
No, I don't think so.
They might have it in their inventory from the start.
Which means ... you could skin the wolf by pickpocketing it 🤔
Legends say True thieves do only pickpocketing on animals
Skined hounds from oblivion backstory
@@Scarletraven87 why am I laughing at the thought of this
@@willassmaximus
Puts a whole new meaning to the proverb.
18:12 *”there we go I’ve passed some time and all of my friends have died.”* That’s just called getting old, Spiff.
“After killing all of a hold's guards and using the Ritual Stone, some of the raised dead can become permanent.”
Aren't the guards infinite spawning when you resist?
@@TidePodsRFood nope. Resisting arrest brings all guards within a city to your location. But they aren't infinite. You can kill them all quite easily
@@matthewmcnamara2306 yes, but after a few days they will respawn, which is what they mean by infinite
@@burnin8able When I think infinite guards I think Oblivion where they literally just spawn batches of guards in to hunt you down as long as you're visible in a town and have a bounty like its freakin GTA.
@@TotallyCluelessGamer isn't Skyrim pretty much medieval GTA
I am currently doing this and my lord.. it is 2022 and this is the most fun I've had since 2012 a year after this game came out! Very nice!!
Mages HATE Him: See how this one Necromancer got his bones raised with this 1 simple trick
Fun fact: you can enchant a corpse's armor and put it back on them, and if it's the same one you took off them they'll put it back on. There's no timer on the reanimate dead spell so if you give them unlimited health they effectively become permanent.
So what your saying is you can create an infinite army of Budget Reanu Keaves?
hmm, the wiki clearly says there's a timer to the Ritual Stone revival. So I'm not sure if this will work. Although, I am going to try it since I want a group of Draugr, shouting at all my enemies.
@@krishnansubramoni7801 I'm referring to the reanimate dead conjuring spell, which unlike the stone has no timer. You can only have 2 of them, but it should work if you find someone who can shout to revive; maybe the greybeards?
Oh my god. You can have this army, plus a reanimated more permanent follower who only goes away if they die (and you can give then a fortify restoration loop infinite health armor item?!?)... I can see why necromancers always seem to end up taking over the world!!! 😅💀🧟♂️
@Vyorus that's the one, thanks
"He's so happy, but he's dead!"
You say that like it's a contradiction.
Lol suicide...
Me on real life
Now imagine you pick up the dead thrall spell and twin souls to get some Arch Necromancers under your control to add many more undead under your control
wont that kill your army afterwards though?
@@strav8337 the undead controlled die a long time after, as they cast Dread Zombie, but the main benefits are that A: Arch necromancers are extremely powerful mages in their own right. And B: they actively reanimate and summon as combat goes on, keeping your army topped off
Slightly disappointed Spiff didn't become the Pied Piper of Skyrim, with a vast army of Skeevers....
I'm going to have to make a mod for this now. 😂
Lol I'm trying it
"I've passed some time and all of my friends have died" that's a mood
@@catcat-tp2sn Ooof, way to rite X.D
All my frens r ded
this all sets up like an elaborate joke
“a bandit, a skeleton, a mammoth, a giant, and a dog all walk into a bar”
Then they kill everyone in the bar and Barry the Bone Raiser raises their deceased bones to join his following.
How does the mammoth and giant get inside I wonder
@@superphatcakes through the door
Todd Howard pops up from behind the bar
*can I interest you in a barstool DLC or a beer drinking emote? It’s quite inexpensive only 20 dollars!*
Then an Irish bloke enters the bar, then a Scottish bloke, then an English bloke. Well he can't FUCKING MAKE IT!!!
I always play conjurers in Skyrim, I’m going to be honest, I always assumed the Ritual stone only allowed 2 undead, so I simply exploited the ‘soul trap’ spell + dead wolf shortcut to level my conjuring. This is incredible, now I think I need to do this :D I’ll just travel to Merunes shrine and see if I can resurrect some Dremora.
Spiff: this will be the most powerful wizard we've ever seen
Seymour clevarge : sad chameleon noises
That's the point of chameleon, you can't SEE Seymour. Hence why Barry is the most powerful we've ever seen.
@@damienvoidstar Well, we saw Seymour before he achieved true power, didn't we?
"Raise my bone.." 😁
As someone who prefers playing as magic based characters I would love to see how you can make the ultimate mage character, my Lord Spiff
Same
All you need is to abuse the fortify restoration glitch and get 100% reduce cost in all magic schools. Boom. You are now a god.
I did this and with the lightning master spell... infinite kamehameha. It was so OP I got bored.
Same
Used it on a stronghold battle in the civil war and then take them to one of the battles in a city you’ll get more npcs than the game can handle
Brit: Resurrects alduin
The game: 🤬🤯
23:00 When Spiff gets a little TOO into character for a Dark Elf.
“He’s been in there for 8 days, he’s surely dead” Spiff coming out of the dungeon with over 200 followers. NeKROMancy!
23:00 I have an excuse for that. You know how lizards can detach their tails and use them as distractions? And the tail keeps on wiggling?
Basically that. Only the tail isn't smart enough to realize it wasn't "detached", and it is really "not attached to a living body any more".
I laughed at this far more than I should have.
19:35 "I'm free!"
19:39 "Oh I wouldn't say free, more like 'under new management.' "
Sweet, Tighten reference
Imagine walking down a street and seeing Barry just standing, unmoving, while he’s completely surrounded by dead corpses.
I choose to believe he's staring intently at an hourglass the whole time