You go from lurking behind barrels and bushes to sitting on the judge's bench. That's a solid Lv. 1 Crook to Lv. 100 Boss story, right there. Love how in the end, all that was left to you was that you could T-pose aggressively as a mayor
Guard: "Sir, we found this man murdering somebody. What should we do?" Gray: *he's one of mine* "I say he's not guilty, let him go free." Guard: "Sir, are you sure?" Gray: "Do you want to go to jail?" Guard: "No, sir. He will go free, sir."
Once everything is legal a chaos will start... but then the circle of revenge would make sure that the most chaotic types don't fit into "survival of the fittest":D
Funny thing is, this is pretty much how a thief guild would operate. The whole point of having a guild is that you can enforce a monopoly on your trade within a given city. So, in this case, only those working for the Provolones are allowed to commit crimes. The only trick is finding a way to enforce it legally. I think the only other thief guild that gets this right (as in, not _just_ being an organized crime family) is the one from Terry Pratchett's Discworld books: The guild thieves are legally allowed to steal a certain amount as long as they pay their taxes, and meanwhile helps keep the number of non-guild crime to a minimum. The idea being that if you're going to have crimes regardless, they may as well be official crimes that the government has some control over.
@@schmeghammer4563 when you've played through so many times though :D and of course Skyrim's a great game with unbelievable mods to make it age well but this looks new and like a good laugh and this game has chickens that don't report crimes :D
@@schmeghammer4563 I dunno, the Thieve's Guild questline in Skyrim is probably one of the most terribly written things in that game with more plot-holes and contrivances than a colander.
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If he had the way to, he would own the supreme court, the presidency and be the speaker of the house (legelative branch) at the same time. Then make himself have enough power to stay in office and use government money for himself. Basically make a USA North Korea, a dictator ship that prevents all competition. He would take away the bill of rights. Then he would go to take over the world. Gray is a monster that we have to appease with veiws or else he will destroy the world.
Game had to break physics and freeze time and space to prevent Gray from absolute control. If Gray ever decides to take control in the real world we will probably need to do the same thing. All Hail Gray.
"Politics is hard and stabbing people is easy." I believe that sums up your philosophy and strategy in every single game you have ever made a video for on this channel gray. LMAO
Gray became an earlier version of Jonathan Wilde, the man who pretended to be guarding London from robbers while he made all the thieves in London work for him. However, when London caught Wilde, it was literally GAME OVER for him.
One of my all time favourite game was the guild 2. One of the strategy I use to run was a church for my main guy and thieves guild for the wife. Every day at mid day I send my priest out to the market and preach the good word, while my thieves relieves the prishioners off their worldly belongings.
This is absolutely what I love about the guild. I remember starting off as a robber as well and ended up installing my entire dynasty to every branch of the government.
Heres a tactic that worked in guild2: Early game place hookers in front of city hall. Theres a good chance they will stall other factions as they try to enter for the city meetings. 2 or 3 hookers in the right spots (a small triangle) works wonders for early city positions. And dont forget that inbreeding rules
As ridiculous as it seems, this playthrough is 100% historically accurate. Johnathan Wild served as the thief taker general in London. He ran an extortion / theft gang, while arresting rival gang members for the reward money.
This is why the Mafia was called "a state within the state"--a monopoly on violence and crime is reserved by the state. Essentially, the state was a Mafia that became accepted as normative, while the Mafia is a new, upstart state which performs retail what the state does wholesale.
This was darker than your usual antics...I love it keep it up! Not gonna lie this sounds like the city from akame ga kill. Congratulations you are the advisor to the kings ear.
Gray you should do an episode of this game where your *goal is to breed a superior breed of human* Where you get the best fertility and excellent genes for you and hunt a wife with excellent genes. Then breed and take control of your children finding a spouse with high genes, rinse and repeat over and over until you break the game with God like characters.
Gray you could also try the same idea, breaking the game through breeding with a game called Ark Survivor Evolved. You can breed dinos and you could adjust the settings so you could breed them super quickly.
12.40 Gary : *mafia is amazing I control everything. I control people punishments. I control how much money they have. I have everything* That's litery how mafia works gary
Welcome to the Provolone family.
GrayStillPlays hello
Nice
*NO*
Hi gray we love u
Thank u
You go from lurking behind barrels and bushes to sitting on the judge's bench. That's a solid Lv. 1 Crook to Lv. 100 Boss story, right there.
Love how in the end, all that was left to you was that you could T-pose aggressively as a mayor
Hey- T-posing is scary !
“Politics are hard and stabbing people is easy” quoted by GrayStillPlays.
Ehh sounds like politic to me.
MR AD 😂😂😂
I like how he said politics is hard but then used politics to take over
Danielle Wilson mostly true😂
sounds like the Romans with Caesar.
Guard: "Sir, we found this man murdering somebody. What should we do?"
Gray: *he's one of mine* "I say he's not guilty, let him go free."
Guard: "Sir, are you sure?"
Gray: "Do you want to go to jail?"
Guard: "No, sir. He will go free, sir."
Nicolas Clark bruh
what the hell that sunflower are magician cloaking invisible ablities plant stealth hiding cloak
*"That's Mafia"*
Nichsa 89 whaaaaaat
What Gray says: Politics is hard
What Gray does: Flawlessly utilizes politics.
What Gray says: I'm in the red
What happens: $1bn in savings
To be fair I didn't need to come up with any political speeches because I kept killing everyone else that was in office.
@@GrayStillPlays You can fart on the mic and people will still cheer for you. Whether through mass brainwashing or oppression. Politics is fun!
This is so amazing I'm laughing my ass off at 2 in the morning wondering why people haven't woken up from the chaos yet.
@@Knightmage_elf They're all dead
Don Provolone.
Also known on the streets as:
FatCheeZ
Mr. Coffee sometimes they call him...
Master Munster
This is easily the best comment, I haven't seen any others, but this tops them
I resemble that remark
Idk why but at first I read that as Feta cheese not Fat cheese 😂😂😂😂😂 I think that's a sign I need to stop drinking for the night 😂😂😂😂😂
that fat should be spelt with a phat
Welcome to medieval times today we talk about how the mafia was born
This is how mafia works
Wow over 200 likes that's the most I ever had thank you guys
Also bring back the long dark interloper mode series
@@FlamingFury12 oh man you did that already oof
640 likes now.
I can't see why poisoning the city's wells should be illegal. Finally, a mayor with some sense.
Exactly my toughts, sir.
Once everything is legal a chaos will start... but then the circle of revenge would make sure that the most chaotic types don't fit into "survival of the fittest":D
Robs people and then runs for public office.
Politics Simulator 2019
"The only candidate" is technically the best candidate.
Politics is usually the other way around: first you run for office and then you rob people
@@TheWoodenshark
Not if you're an anarchist.
@@Beregorn88 So edgy!
If you rob one man it is a crime. If you rob ten millions it is economics.
Funny thing is, this is pretty much how a thief guild would operate. The whole point of having a guild is that you can enforce a monopoly on your trade within a given city. So, in this case, only those working for the Provolones are allowed to commit crimes. The only trick is finding a way to enforce it legally.
I think the only other thief guild that gets this right (as in, not _just_ being an organized crime family) is the one from Terry Pratchett's Discworld books: The guild thieves are legally allowed to steal a certain amount as long as they pay their taxes, and meanwhile helps keep the number of non-guild crime to a minimum. The idea being that if you're going to have crimes regardless, they may as well be official crimes that the government has some control over.
*"The Provolones send their regards."*
*”And so does the economy.”*
This is truly The Game of Thrones simulator we all want sadly there is no war
*"ARCHIBALD NO!"*
"Can you please impregnate her?"
"I stole from someone and my expected punishment is public shame"
"The blessing of outright criminalistic mafiaism"
100th like
when medieval mafia is said in first 0:07 seconds you gotta know its gonna be a good episode :D
Don Provolone better than the entire Skyrim guild :D
Better than skyrim guild? Debatable....
@@schmeghammer4563 when you've played through so many times though :D and of course Skyrim's a great game with unbelievable mods to make it age well but this looks new and like a good laugh and this game has chickens that don't report crimes :D
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@@schmeghammer4563 I dunno, the Thieve's Guild questline in Skyrim is probably one of the most terribly written things in that game with more plot-holes and contrivances than a colander.
@@S3Cs4uN8 Well its still better than the bards college i guess ^^
Gray is the only UA-camr I know that plays the game the way I play games
He plays like all of us. We all suck
Have you heard of valefisk.
That was the most accurate representation of Brazil I have ever seen
Please come to Brazil
100%
PLS COME TO BRASIL
Rio de Janeiro simulator
omfg =))))))
"I have money please make me a better person" scientology in a nutshell
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Scott Mantooth the only not terrible thing about them is their theology
The Catholic church circa 1536 would like to know your location...
Good to know that gray will be a good future president
Gray for president 2020?
Yep I believe so
Still a better president than Trump.
If he had the way to, he would own the supreme court, the presidency and be the speaker of the house (legelative branch) at the same time. Then make himself have enough power to stay in office and use government money for himself. Basically make a USA North Korea, a dictator ship that prevents all competition. He would take away the bill of rights. Then he would go to take over the world. Gray is a monster that we have to appease with veiws or else he will destroy the world.
Just needs to turn 34 or whatever the age is to be president
Enters game
Gray: God I wanna kill that chicken😂😂😂😂😂
I geuss gray won't survive skyrim lok
also a cat and a chicken
but chicken are dangerus....Link know
@@omeka8842 don't ever hit a chicken in Legend of Zelda! I learned the hard way
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In Hyrule Chicken’s kill you.
GrayStillPlays, the only UA-camr that makes the world a better place in under a second. :)
For us, anyway. Can't say the same for the poor A.I. though...
By blowing it up?
check out "kevin is here"
My allegiance to Don Provolone, may he stay foxy and get much love!!!!
Grey: lets make a mafia in the medieval century
Medieval FBI: yeah this is the guy
Feudal Brethren of Inquisitors
Too late, Gray's already the medieval FBI, too.
Mikalanjello is the most ghetto name ever 😂
After Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans, there was a lady on the news with her 2 sons, Lemonjello and Orangejello. Ley-mon-gelo and Or-ahn-gelo.
needs some apostrophes, though.
He didn’t have enough space to spell it right. I wonder if he spelled it right he would find a wife faster
Game had to break physics and freeze time and space to prevent Gray from absolute control. If Gray ever decides to take control in the real world we will probably need to do the same thing. All Hail Gray.
Grey: *Controlls every thing in the city*
Me: Thats how mafia works
Remember Navarro
You are...... Not wrong at all
"Politics is hard and stabbing people is easy."
I believe that sums up your philosophy and strategy in every single game you have ever made a video for on this channel gray. LMAO
Mercenary : "you're being mugged"
Lady : " *no u* "
Gray became an earlier version of Jonathan Wilde, the man who pretended to be guarding London from robbers while he made all the thieves in London work for him. However, when London caught Wilde, it was literally GAME OVER for him.
Gray: "I just like Provolone cheese"
Me: *Stops eating provolone cheese in a few seconds of shock*
GRAY YOU HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE SHREK AND YOU MISSED IT
70th like C:
@@jpvanimations9289 please stop
JPV animations ok?
I know right!!!!!!
That's ok he made Al Borlin from home improvement lol
"Politics is hard and stabbing people is easy."
Convince me there's a difference.
Stab him and he might die.. it's kind of hard to steal from the dead.
Politics, you can rob people and they will thank you
War is just Politics with Violence
"The only game where you can own a business that is essentially the mafia in medieval times..."
So basically just owning a business in medieval times?
One of my all time favourite game was the guild 2. One of the strategy I use to run was a church for my main guy and thieves guild for the wife. Every day at mid day I send my priest out to the market and preach the good word, while my thieves relieves the prishioners off their worldly belongings.
Build a business that only helps the janitors. Every other job gets no benefits and no sick days.
ok Dax
@@tizzlegaming8688 😂😂😂😂
Dax out here avenging his ex-collegues
syntrocracy
that’s absolutely genius
Alexis Bailey any game
"I Built a Business That Destroys Lives Professionally"
You could've just shortened the title to "I Built a Business"
Orange man bad
This is absolutely what I love about the guild. I remember starting off as a robber as well and ended up installing my entire dynasty to every branch of the government.
Heres a tactic that worked in guild2:
Early game place hookers in front of city hall. Theres a good chance they will stall other factions as they try to enter for the city meetings. 2 or 3 hookers in the right spots (a small triangle) works wonders for early city positions.
And dont forget that inbreeding rules
LMFAOOO IM A BARISTA AND I DIED @ “we got tall, grande and venti” 😭😭😭😂
As ridiculous as it seems, this playthrough is 100% historically accurate. Johnathan Wild served as the thief taker general in London. He ran an extortion / theft gang, while arresting rival gang members for the reward money.
Gray: *takes over the entire city*
The Game: I have decided that I want to die
“Throw stones at him, he’s different “! 🤣🤣
Cool emote
I don't know how I never heard about this game before watching this. It looks brilliant.
0:57 are we gonna ignore that Don came from the future to help Gray make him??? That is literally don right there
Sinclair Awesome is a much more amusing name to me. This was also a missed opportunity to use the toxic green color and make a Shrek-like character.
"Intelligence hahahaha"
-GrayStillPlays
-Also god creating me
This is the single most amazing thing I've seen Gray do without breaking a game from the inside out.
This is why the Mafia was called "a state within the state"--a monopoly on violence and crime is reserved by the state. Essentially, the state was a Mafia that became accepted as normative, while the Mafia is a new, upstart state which performs retail what the state does wholesale.
When gray uploads I know it’s a fun time
I just feel so honored to have witnessed Don Provalone and the Provalone family completely take over an entire city. A true rags to riches story.
The more I learn about Gray the more I like him.
A lefty who loves provolone cheese?
Are you my real dad?
S H he's a lefty too?
1:30 Tanker cap FtW!
Also I love the fact you're basically bribing people to like you with their own money you stole from them.
This is the closes simulation to Brazilian congress I've ever seen
But not corrupt enough doh
10:58 "patrolling the streets, looking for / not our own people" congratulations, you are now -
A GOVERNMENT.
*mic drop*
“This is the smallest amount of power I’ve ever seen go to someone’s head”
This is legit one of my favorite episodes. Provolone (and Gray's voice overs) are awesome!
*thinks about playing Guild 3*
*Sees Gray made a video playing it*
That works.
"Guild 2 renasance" is better, specially with Fajeth mod pack
Grey : finds a way to rob people
Game : oh no😰
A more useful Thieves Guild, than the one in Skyrim's Riften! Great content By the way Gray!
someone just learned how politics work
Love you Gray
Gay
Nice! You just managed to replicate Argentina!
Make a video on power and revolution and just leave it for 500 years
Me falling in love with these videos makes so much sense.
This needs to be a weekly upload!
This was darker than your usual antics...I love it keep it up! Not gonna lie this sounds like the city from akame ga kill. Congratulations you are the advisor to the kings ear.
Gray you should do an episode of this game where your *goal is to breed a superior breed of human*
Where you get the best fertility and excellent genes for you and hunt a wife with excellent genes. Then breed and take control of your children finding a spouse with high genes, rinse and repeat over and over until you break the game with God like characters.
Gray you could also try the same idea, breaking the game through breeding with a game called Ark Survivor Evolved. You can breed dinos and you could adjust the settings so you could breed them super quickly.
CKII-level eugenics? Sign me up!
This game + Graystillplays = better then these days's comedy movies :D
1:31 I almost spit my coffee; you're dude looks like the Adoring Fan from Oblivion.
I like how it showed that producing offspring was legal, as if to imply that you _could_ make it illegal. LOL
12.40 Gary : *mafia is amazing I control everything. I control people punishments. I control how much money they have. I have everything*
That's litery how mafia works gary
Gray this game is made for you man. The guild is always like this. Its all about finding the loopholes
Gray daily uploads
Single player dammit
😂😂😂
Don Provolone
so...
politics and taxes basically
"nobody gets to rob the people of this town except my family" sounds an awful lot like taxes to me
"The truth is politics is hard
But stabbing people is easy."
-Graystillplays.
Real gangster
2:20
"King what is the king we are robbing that " xD
I was watching jojo when i saw new vid from Grey. It was a hard choice but hardest choices require strongest will.
I see you chose wisely
You forsake your humanity
Jojo... Siwa?
Friar Tuck gonne medieval mafia. Love it.
but does tha Provolone Familiy own a full LICOR bar ?
1:28 hey your the grand champion!!
Well it's not like RL Magdeburg is much different :D
Best part of every video gray uploads is when it first starts and he says “Alright” that’s when you know you in the right place.
You should of looked at the female choices in the character creator I bet it would of been funny :3
yes please do that...
14:20 LOL The rest of the council noped out of there!
I really love your channel , what you do in these games cracks me up!😂
This is absolutely hysterical. I loved it
Hes basically the Bloody Baron from The Witcher 3
I definitely would like to see more of this!
Good job Gray....you managed to keep me up again!
New game damm it!
14:22 The game breakage was God screaming "STAHHP!"
Thats some crazy ass whooping mafia took the entire city and became the major instead
*Me : Excuse me ? What ?*
"I built a business that destroys lives professionally" - Good job with building your first bank. Remember to charge more fees.
GrayStillPlays do the Florida Man Challenge
Throw a gator at our governor
It would have been better if it was to throw a gator into a grinder
Welcome back with the only youtuber that knows how to play every game to its TRUE potential its GrayStillPlays
*Reads title.*
Me: "I didn't know Gray made Twitter."
1:00 New Skill acquired:
- "Bribe GrayStillPlays"
*Requires Provolone Cheese"
Play the Mobile game: We happy Restaurant. Its just sounding like a perfect game for you
*Excited Borgia Sounds*
Grey... He went from robbers to being mayor just to make the purge legal xD
This is the the best game to watch
Alternate Title: Local Florida Man turns Perfectly Good Bureaucracy into a Dictatorship.
Mayors hate him.
This is why i like the guild games a lot