Startup Company IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Scamming = Infinite Money Glitch

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  • @lucasmartin6335
    @lucasmartin6335 4 роки тому +2273

    "Chris Roberts isn't made out of money, he is made out of loans" God damn that hit me hard

    • @alphahawk325
      @alphahawk325 4 роки тому +54

      Are you having a good day

    • @jrrootbeer6336
      @jrrootbeer6336 4 роки тому +58

      Complement

    • @thrwawyacct
      @thrwawyacct 4 роки тому +26

      At least you're not paying 40% interest on a 1 year loan of peanuts, like this fucking game has going on. If only we could all pull stunts like The Spiffing Brit in real life...

    • @georgejuddgj
      @georgejuddgj 4 роки тому +7

      nice comment

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 4 роки тому +7

      You make incredible tea.

  • @ApexBrachydios
    @ApexBrachydios 3 роки тому +2713

    I love how you did legally distinct names for everything and then just "Skype"

    • @realtissaye
      @realtissaye 3 роки тому +105

      @@platypus6810 Of course good sir; I would love one!

    • @shadowranger5907
      @shadowranger5907 3 роки тому +46

      This Video is worth more than Skype lol

    • @randomgamerperson4042
      @randomgamerperson4042 3 роки тому +14

      you have nice hair today

    • @MrSqurk
      @MrSqurk 3 роки тому +35

      Skype can use all the advertising it can get.

    • @SlartiBartfast2469
      @SlartiBartfast2469 3 роки тому +7

      @@randomgamerperson4042 no u

  • @Sraye
    @Sraye 4 роки тому +3674

    Trickstarter: Like Kickstarter, but more honest.

    • @pure_potato
      @pure_potato 4 роки тому +98

      A complement

    • @phoenixfront
      @phoenixfront 4 роки тому +44

      A complement

    • @phil5592
      @phil5592 4 роки тому +23

      Excellent, well done you beautiful sausage x

    • @isaacouellette8891
      @isaacouellette8891 4 роки тому +30

      @@pure_potato Compliment to the compliment

    • @Carahan
      @Carahan 4 роки тому +12

      Or Delaystarter

  • @capuducul
    @capuducul 4 роки тому +860

    Star citizen backer since 2012... this feel like a documentary.

    • @SamTahbou
      @SamTahbou 4 роки тому +55

      A compliment!

    • @DrKotes
      @DrKotes 4 роки тому +45

      Care for a cup of tea??

    • @Georgeous42
      @Georgeous42 4 роки тому +18

      I appreciate you insights. Thank you

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 4 роки тому +12

      You make incredible tea.

    • @elementalstorm8017
      @elementalstorm8017 3 роки тому +11

      We'll buy you a cup of tea and a crumpet friend

  • @devilsmessanger
    @devilsmessanger 4 роки тому +567

    this documentary is terrifyingly accurate .

    • @hessmess7761
      @hessmess7761 4 роки тому +25

      I like the sound of your typing

    • @Jonas-fr3yd
      @Jonas-fr3yd 4 роки тому +6

      You are right! If it was anyone to get it right, it was you. You beautiful person.

    • @TobiasKremer
      @TobiasKremer 4 роки тому +4

      SpiffCo documentaries are more accurate then reality!

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 4 роки тому +1

      compliment

    • @Flemdragon
      @Flemdragon 4 роки тому +1

      You want some tea?

  • @TheWOOFinator1337
    @TheWOOFinator1337 4 роки тому +775

    "Twatch is under a DDoS attack", no I think that's just the people trying to log in to your -1 servers.

    • @ebentually
      @ebentually 4 роки тому +57

      Yes, I think, that's an excellent observation.

    • @dylanhodgson7605
      @dylanhodgson7605 4 роки тому +19

      Ah very good comment. Have a cup of tea

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 4 роки тому +12

      You make incredible tea.

  • @brendanhulse7439
    @brendanhulse7439 4 роки тому +404

    Spiff might be the only person who can ask people to be polite in the comments and have it work

    • @leonevermore4819
      @leonevermore4819 4 роки тому +35

      His strategy is infectiously effective.
      Also, your name sounds like a protagonist in an adventure novel. Endearing yet roles off the tongue. 😁

    • @azam.rashid
      @azam.rashid 3 роки тому +26

      @@leonevermore4819 Brendan Hulse, a strong and silent adventurer surviving the zombie apocalypse. His main goal: find someone to settle down and drink Yorkshire Tea with. 🍵

    • @Kranioklast
      @Kranioklast 3 роки тому +8

      Excellent comment

    • @Hopgola
      @Hopgola 3 роки тому +5

      good comment

    • @ultramarsfinest1536
      @ultramarsfinest1536 3 роки тому +5

      Remarkable

  • @Skylarking2013
    @Skylarking2013 3 роки тому +1094

    could you imagine how confused the employees at trickstart would be after putting in no effort and surging the company to the fortune 500

    • @None_NoneType
      @None_NoneType 3 роки тому +91

      That is a good point, you clever person

    • @seb_fancysheep
      @seb_fancysheep 2 роки тому +41

      I like the colors of your profile picture. A very good choice.

    • @LocalHolehead
      @LocalHolehead 2 роки тому

      Gaysex, my good chap.

    • @michaelf.2449
      @michaelf.2449 2 роки тому +39

      @@None_NoneType
      "What do you do?
      I'm not actually sure"

    • @GoofyGoober12345
      @GoofyGoober12345 2 роки тому +6

      Interesting perspective good sir

  • @ninjashot37
    @ninjashot37 4 роки тому +267

    I think Spiff has become too powerful he's somehow managed to create several polite comment chains with a single sentence. Well played.

  • @ItsDesm
    @ItsDesm 4 роки тому +903

    I backed Star Citizen, not for me, but for one of my great grandchildren. I'm hoping my account can be inherited though.

    • @Jackbusta
      @Jackbusta 4 роки тому +55

      You are an amazing person

    • @jaydencohen7700
      @jaydencohen7700 4 роки тому +23

      Complement

    • @SaneNoMore
      @SaneNoMore 4 роки тому +68

      I gave SC $1000 when I was 43 years old. I am now 50 years old and it’s still in alpha.

    • @Colonel_Overkill
      @Colonel_Overkill 4 роки тому +11

      F

    • @paulsilagi4783
      @paulsilagi4783 4 роки тому +30

      Nope, your money goes to the development, your great grandchildren will have to buy everything again

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 роки тому +3228

    "Hey boss, you know those little startup guys who are selling us their fancy new website? Well, they said they like our offer so much, they're willing to sell it to us again!"
    "What? You mean they have a second website to sell to us?"
    "No, it's the same website; they're just going to sell it to us twice!"
    "... What? I don't-"
    "And the deal has gone through! We just bought it again!"

  • @TheCrazyCapMaster
    @TheCrazyCapMaster 3 роки тому +925

    The amount of sarcasm and sass throughout this episode is absolutely lethal 🤣

    • @workingdemofirsttime4838
      @workingdemofirsttime4838 3 роки тому +54

      Would you like a cuppa? I have bourbon biscuits too if you are inclined

    • @UltimatelyEverything
      @UltimatelyEverything 3 роки тому +24

      @@workingdemofirsttime4838 I'd love one mate thanks you kind sir

    • @billrobert3226
      @billrobert3226 2 роки тому +10

      here's your compliment. I like your use of the word "lethal".

    • @parkerlreed
      @parkerlreed 2 роки тому +1

      Wonderful comment!

    • @hairypinapple
      @hairypinapple 2 роки тому +2

      Can i offer you a cup of tea in this trying time

  • @DocRobotnik_
    @DocRobotnik_ 4 роки тому +3919

    Star Citizen IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED EXPLOITS WITH NO GAME

    • @mudcrab3420
      @mudcrab3420 4 роки тому +187

      Awesome comment

    • @TheMan83554
      @TheMan83554 4 роки тому +94

      Technically true.
      The best kind of true.

    • @TylerSantinelli
      @TylerSantinelli 4 роки тому +30

      What I wouldn't give to play SC with Spiff.

    • @soulsearcher9620
      @soulsearcher9620 4 роки тому +21

      @@TylerSantinelli maybe one day. You fabulous sausage

    • @ozwilliamTLDR
      @ozwilliamTLDR 4 роки тому +39

      A perfectly balanced landing page with no game

  • @g.paudra8942
    @g.paudra8942 3 роки тому +135

    Legends said that "Galaxy Citizen" still in alpha for the next 100 years

    • @Skywarslord
      @Skywarslord 3 роки тому +11

      I like your joke! Here, wanna a cup of tea?

    • @ajojj
      @ajojj 2 роки тому +2

      @@Skywarslord I LIKE YOUR PFP WANNA A CUP OF TEA

    • @Lore_Guytest
      @Lore_Guytest 6 місяців тому

      A compliment

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 роки тому +4461

    Like it or not, this is what peak capitalism looks like.

    • @TheDJayblue
      @TheDJayblue 4 роки тому +201

      I compliment your comment. Nice comment 👍

    • @DaroriDerEinzige
      @DaroriDerEinzige 4 роки тому +55

      Nice Comment!

    • @MrBlazenstein
      @MrBlazenstein 4 роки тому +82

      What a wonderful comment. Would you like a cup of Yorkshire tea?

    • @callumr1998
      @callumr1998 4 роки тому +15

      Nice comment.

    • @rob5795
      @rob5795 4 роки тому +13

      @@TheDJayblue I compliment your compliment

  • @astoshanstuerm9475
    @astoshanstuerm9475 3 роки тому +216

    Workers: "This is terrible work conditions I am so unhappy."
    Spiff: 2000 dollars
    Workers: "Best PLACE I HAVE EVER WORKED"

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 4 роки тому +947

    Damn Spiff, how did you find Microsoft's plan after buying Bethesda this quickly ?

    • @phoenixfront
      @phoenixfront 4 роки тому +18

      A complement

    • @Ludwig_Ahgren
      @Ludwig_Ahgren 4 роки тому +11

      My compliments and a like for this comment

    • @dandilion8049
      @dandilion8049 4 роки тому +4

      Well done

    • @flameofphoenix5998
      @flameofphoenix5998 4 роки тому +15

      Oh you beautiful sausage, you are worthy to be eventually ruled down to your thoughts by the english monarchy

    • @callumr1998
      @callumr1998 4 роки тому +1

      Nice comment.

  • @grihoriko8800
    @grihoriko8800 4 роки тому +511

    I like hows after Spiff message everyone polite and friendly in the replies, saying compliments and generally having a great time

    • @twaniboy11
      @twaniboy11 4 роки тому +38

      I don't know what you mean by that. And I don't know if it's because of your bad grammar or my dyslexia.
      But I think you are beautiful anyway.

    • @grihoriko8800
      @grihoriko8800 4 роки тому +18

      @@twaniboy11 well, I think my grammar is the issue, Im still learning, but I will be happy if you could help to fix my mistakes in that sentence, so I wont do them again :)
      And I meant that I like our community, cause there are not so many places around the internet, where everyone just polite and kind to each other, rather than raging about useless stuff
      So thank you for your compliment kind sir, I think you're amazing too and hope you're having a wonderful day :)

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 4 роки тому +14

      Your mom is nice

    • @thekingofming
      @thekingofming 4 роки тому +12

      Ya Mem's Ramen she is, and she wanted to know if you would like to stay for tea?

    • @kinokos8980
      @kinokos8980 4 роки тому +3

      We do as sir spiff demands

  • @aintheidot9111
    @aintheidot9111 4 роки тому +188

    23:06 just to clarify things spiff, 234 ms is 0.234 seconds, not 2.34 seconds. Because milli means 1/1000th.

    • @Samopesh
      @Samopesh 3 роки тому +23

      Thank you for clarifying, I didn’t know that and now I know something new thank you I hope you have a nice day🙂

    • @randomgamerperson4042
      @randomgamerperson4042 3 роки тому +1

      i like your clothes

    • @webcrawler8244
      @webcrawler8244 3 роки тому +1

      I thimk he meant to say kilosecond

    • @PsychOsmosis
      @PsychOsmosis 2 роки тому +6

      @@webcrawler8244 That would be deciseconds. 2.34 deciseconds. Pretty sure I'm now in a quite exclusive club of people that ever used this unit of measurement.

    • @samvimes9510
      @samvimes9510 2 роки тому +4

      No no, it's megaseconds. The response time isn't 2 seconds, it's 2¹⁰ seconds because the server is running off a dial-up connection.

  • @OzzyDaGoat15
    @OzzyDaGoat15 3 роки тому +197

    I still find it funny how TSB replaced the crappy watermarks from the stockphotos sites with his own

    • @TheNormalToast
      @TheNormalToast 3 роки тому +16

      Yeah lol (here’s a compliment while I’m at it)

    • @pileoweirdness
      @pileoweirdness 2 роки тому +6

      I'm not fully convinced that he hadn't just shot the photos himself, just to save the trouble of removing the stock design

    • @notalostnumber8660
      @notalostnumber8660 2 роки тому +22

      Considering stock photos are very cheap (a few cents really), I wouldn't be surprised if he bought the rights to the non watermark version and then added his own

    • @psyneur9182
      @psyneur9182 2 роки тому +13

      I'm guessing he buys the photos (to avoid any legal issues) and then adds his watermark on them for the stolen stock photo aesthetic.

    • @brittanyjohnston8575
      @brittanyjohnston8575 2 роки тому +1

      Would you like a cuppa in this trying time?

  • @KatanaDen
    @KatanaDen 4 роки тому +304

    Organs 4 U's targeted demographic is Space Marines. "How many lungs are too many?"

  • @mikestone6026
    @mikestone6026 4 роки тому +419

    I JUST REALIZED! This is basically what Homer did in that Simpsons episode where he made a website. It did literally nothing and then he got bought out by Bill Gates.

  • @badvoodoo2097
    @badvoodoo2097 4 роки тому +287

    Star citizen made almost 400 million dollars over the last 8 years and still never produced a working game
    I think I like it’s ethically balanced moral practices

    • @JablecnyMliko
      @JablecnyMliko 4 роки тому +33

      I hope you have a great day and drink some tea, you wonderful person!

    • @ThePandafriend
      @ThePandafriend 4 роки тому +19

      Except it actually is showing progress. That doesn't mean that I recommend buying it, I definitely don't, at least not yet and I find the way how it is financed quite silly tbh and it looks as if it's pretty close to a scam, but nevertheless it looks quite impressive. However you also need quite a rig for it.
      Personally I think that it became too big though. I mean the distances and size are comparable to real solar systems, which imo isn't beneficial. While real life sized planets are pretty cool I'd rather prefer a bit smaller more dense worlds.
      And some money was also used in quite wasteful ways.
      My brother (who has a sufficient rig) showed me some of it and while it's pretty cool I don't like its direction.
      Also I wish you a wonderful day, we shouldn't start a conflict over something silly like this. I just wanted to mention it.

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 4 роки тому

      You make incredible tea.

    • @BrownwaterSquid
      @BrownwaterSquid 3 роки тому +22

      @@ThePandafriend lol, no. It doesn't. It's a shit heap tech demo a decade behind now.

    • @deushamilton2607
      @deushamilton2607 3 роки тому +5

      @@BrownwaterSquid You make the best tea

  • @austinblackburn8095
    @austinblackburn8095 2 роки тому +409

    This isn't even an exploit it's how the actual start up economy works in real life.

  • @mhelm7842
    @mhelm7842 4 роки тому +241

    Alternate video title: "Spiff lampoons the internet for 30 min"

    • @intothegame9469
      @intothegame9469 4 роки тому +10

      I agree with this! Beautiful comment :)

    • @liosstainer5698
      @liosstainer5698 4 роки тому +4

      Wow that is a genius title, only a person as incredible and unique as you could come up with it!

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 4 роки тому

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

    • @G2GameBro
      @G2GameBro 4 роки тому

      complement, ok!

    • @SephirothRyu
      @SephirothRyu 4 роки тому +1

      In fairness, he is essentially just generating userbases, and selling THOSE to a company that wants those users with a website that is at least good enough to keep people around (likely an internet forum set up in anticipation of whatever the buying company will end up actually making).
      I mean, its actually a fairly decent day's work by Spiff standards.

  • @ArthurLorente
    @ArthurLorente 4 роки тому +143

    I have backed this Star Citizen and this video attacked myself personally in so many levels
    10/10

    • @chaserowe6439
      @chaserowe6439 4 роки тому +22

      im sorry, this is a lovely comment would you like a cup of tea

    • @ProtagonistVon
      @ProtagonistVon 4 роки тому +12

      It’s okay you fantastic person, have some tea.

    • @curtgavin7845
      @curtgavin7845 4 роки тому +4

      I'm so proud of you for that glorious comment, if your ever in need of tea you know where to find me

    • @Unasinni
      @Unasinni 4 роки тому

      A warm cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold available from me to you for your comfort in those difficult times.

    • @danishgoose13
      @danishgoose13 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah feels bad when you're 2070 super cant run the game above 3 fps bc optimization am I right???

  • @NerdyBernie66
    @NerdyBernie66 4 роки тому +395

    Spiff: Should probably change the names of websites slightly.
    Also Spiff: We are gonna make Skype.

  • @beavaerobravo4360
    @beavaerobravo4360 3 роки тому +373

    I like how this accurately simulates human stupidity and how you can sell Hype and basicly everyone is just afraid to miss out MUAHAHHAA

  • @Ubersupersloth
    @Ubersupersloth 4 роки тому +514

    “Chris’s Repeatable Accurate Profits” should be “Chris’s Repeatable Amazing Profits” because its accuracy isn’t really a factor.

    • @thesilverspanch
      @thesilverspanch 4 роки тому +20

      You're obligatory complement is thus, "this is actually a good idea, accuracy is for chumps."

    • @timothybyrne9764
      @timothybyrne9764 4 роки тому +8

      Good evening sir, care for a cup of tea?

    • @darkm007
      @darkm007 4 роки тому +3

      I mean it's C.R.A.P. anyway...

    • @A1phaz0ne
      @A1phaz0ne 4 роки тому

      Good sir. Good sir! May I treat you to, a cup of coffee?

    •  4 роки тому

      @@A1phaz0ne Did you...DID YOU SAY COFFEE!?!?!?
      HERESY!!!

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles 4 роки тому +297

    Just like real life startups, it's just a wildly exploitative money grabbing scheme...

  • @jaxkommish
    @jaxkommish 4 роки тому +123

    "subject to the random whims of our server gods" .... so, basically like every other gaming platform

    • @ProtagonistVon
      @ProtagonistVon 4 роки тому +6

      Isn’t that the truth. You fantastic human being you, go get some tea.

    • @elmadicine
      @elmadicine 4 роки тому

      saucy point you make sir, well said

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 4 роки тому

      Yes, exactly. Of course a Genius Expert like yourself would know It.

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 4 роки тому

      compliment

  • @Nerd-Power
    @Nerd-Power 3 роки тому +51

    “A win for civilized countries”
    Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

    • @EzraColdsGarage
      @EzraColdsGarage 3 роки тому +6

      That is a nice comment and I agree with it.

    • @justinwiltner4375
      @justinwiltner4375 Рік тому

      your comment was the funniest unfunny content, good job!

  • @Zelinkokitsune
    @Zelinkokitsune 4 роки тому +82

    The instant you mentioned naming him Chris Roberts I fully knew what was going to be. Glorious.
    Use the flames to help brew more tea!

    • @pure_potato
      @pure_potato 4 роки тому +4

      A complement

    • @Zelinkokitsune
      @Zelinkokitsune 4 роки тому +2

      A complement for your complement

    • @adammudd
      @adammudd 4 роки тому +1

      This is a great point that I haven't even read. I hope you have a great life bro!

    • @petercook3706
      @petercook3706 4 роки тому

      @@adammudd What a fantastic compliment!

    • @ailexx3377
      @ailexx3377 4 роки тому

      Have a nice day you're a beautiful person

  • @halodountsj7541
    @halodountsj7541 4 роки тому +132

    "I dont even think skype in the current day is worth 800 thousand" lol that burn

  • @Bggujh
    @Bggujh 4 роки тому +142

    The Spiffing Brit sold nothing for nothing on the shopping website.... that's like... infinite value... that's amazing.

  • @thebestuser9765
    @thebestuser9765 4 роки тому +259

    As someone who's playing Star Citizen. I approve.

  • @mrj5256
    @mrj5256 4 роки тому +36

    I just came here for a compliment.. Also the absolute shade being thrown is beautiful

    • @stogucheme
      @stogucheme 4 роки тому +6

      You have a nice username!

    • @SuperVoodude
      @SuperVoodude 4 роки тому +6

      Thank you for commenting and helping Spiff appease the algorithm gods! You are most generous!

    • @adamlev9566
      @adamlev9566 4 роки тому +2

      You make incredible tea.

    • @Whinterfell
      @Whinterfell 3 роки тому +2

      I'd like to offer you a cup of tea. Yorkshire Tea Gold for all!

  • @krock2894
    @krock2894 2 роки тому +61

    This is actually a viable business plan in the real world. I know ppl who just register domain names and sell them. They don't even come with a web page.

    • @xamrucs74
      @xamrucs74 Рік тому +8

      Well said you fantastic person, may I offer a cup of tea?

    • @krock2894
      @krock2894 Рік тому +5

      @@xamrucs74 of course!

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 4 роки тому +100

    I appreciate that all the comments in the comment section has replies and they are polite.
    This is a lovely community.

    • @kahnu893
      @kahnu893 4 роки тому +10

      I'm really glad you said that and I hope your doing well.

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi 4 роки тому +7

      @@kahnu893 thank you kind person.

    • @missingnoo88
      @missingnoo88 4 роки тому +11

      Can I offer you a cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold (TM) in these trying times?

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 4 роки тому +5

      compliment

    • @aaronfreeman8252
      @aaronfreeman8252 4 роки тому +5

      No, you're lovely!

  • @skyford3663
    @skyford3663 3 роки тому +25

    “100% not a subtle jab” correct spiff it’s in fact an obvious sucker punch

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 4 роки тому +17

    So, regarding the first half of the video, i'd like to thank you for reminding me, why I should appreciate how capable your standard spam filter is.

    • @phraseology6858
      @phraseology6858 4 роки тому +2

      Good day, you lovely lovely tea drinker! I LOVE your profile pic!!!

    • @ProtagonistVon
      @ProtagonistVon 4 роки тому +1

      Your username is quite lovely. Have some tea

  • @Merudiana-the-local-demoness
    @Merudiana-the-local-demoness 2 роки тому +65

    As a fan of Star Citizen who bought a couple of the cheaper ships, this is a completely accurate depiction of Chris Roberts and the project as a whole.

    • @martinjrgensen8234
      @martinjrgensen8234 Рік тому +3

      Outing yourself as a scam victim is brave. Wave the red flag if you need saving

    • @isadoracostahamsi163
      @isadoracostahamsi163 Рік тому +3

      That is a very good comment. Do you want some tea?

  • @HarleyMaebry
    @HarleyMaebry 4 роки тому +123

    29:56 “We can have up to 1.7 users!” Either someone’s lost 30% of their organs or someone bought and installed 70% more organs. Either way, this is now a horror movie instead of a scam. Organs 4 U!

    • @dingoes8mababy595
      @dingoes8mababy595 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂 good one.

    • @amperekelvin5789
      @amperekelvin5789 4 роки тому

      But you’re not a horror movie or a scam! Unless you want to be, in which case you are.

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 4 роки тому

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

    • @tugzplays
      @tugzplays 4 роки тому

      @@jqsm1neS I'll take that, thank you.

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 4 роки тому

      compliment

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и 2 роки тому +35

    Shoutout to this British man for supporting rising musicians with his organ business!

    • @shak5628
      @shak5628 2 роки тому +9

      Good comment! Would you like some tea?

  • @Cr1msonFir3
    @Cr1msonFir3 2 роки тому +16

    As a registered user of Star Citizen I deeply appreciate the jabs at the development choices. Also think Spiff is secretly a backer 🤣

    • @joe.beasley
      @joe.beasley 2 роки тому +1

      compliment

    • @Grumplebumple
      @Grumplebumple 2 роки тому +1

      I agree with this comment! Many compliments to you!

    • @DR-7
      @DR-7 2 роки тому

      You're very pretty

    • @doctorno3912
      @doctorno3912 2 роки тому +1

      Your tea is ready sir

  • @RealDids
    @RealDids 4 роки тому +147

    Come on Chris Roberts, 200 milliseconds is not 2 seconds

  • @GeneralKenobiSIYE
    @GeneralKenobiSIYE 4 роки тому +52

    "Chris Roberts isn't made of money, he's made of loans." Oh my. That one hits close to home for most people I think. lol

    • @digitalnorth
      @digitalnorth 4 роки тому +5

      Here is your cup of tea you are a good gentleman

    • @bigboi1988
      @bigboi1988 3 роки тому

      Hello there

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 2 роки тому

      A certain former president, who is under investigation in multiple states, is most definitely made of loans.

  • @gogokowai
    @gogokowai 2 роки тому +32

    21:07 Ah yes, the true mindset of corporatocracies, paying workers for their work is just bribery.

  • @davasg96
    @davasg96 4 роки тому +56

    The Friend Zone should have been called Tea Meets Scone

    •  4 роки тому +5

      Good idea old chap!

    • @benjaminbourdeleau5128
      @benjaminbourdeleau5128 4 роки тому

      actualy it should be Scone Tea Dating (also called STD)

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 4 роки тому +2

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

    • @yaboi7239
      @yaboi7239 4 роки тому +1

      compliment

  • @NeahSheMaeve
    @NeahSheMaeve 4 роки тому +104

    as a star citizen concierge i never agreed more with something that offended me so much.

  • @beastmaster5209
    @beastmaster5209 4 роки тому +49

    I like how twatch "almost" sounds like a naughty word

    • @Johnnythat1dude
      @Johnnythat1dude 4 роки тому +5

      That is good observational skills! Absolutely wonderful!

    • @blacksarlacc91
      @blacksarlacc91 4 роки тому +5

      This comment is so good that I have to leave an compliment underneath it.

    • @smolwavingsnail9028
      @smolwavingsnail9028 4 роки тому +3

      Oh snap i didn't notice It's almost as if it was done on purpose for comedic value

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 4 роки тому +6

      @@smolwavingsnail9028 Do you want a cup of tea in this trying time?
      All of you are wonderful sausages.

    • @smolwavingsnail9028
      @smolwavingsnail9028 4 роки тому +2

      @@BadDayLp I've just had one sport, but being a rather spiffing brit myself and actually hailing from the holy land of yorkshire itself I do sir feel obliged to accept your perfectly balance cup of tea good sir. Go easy on the exploits though

  • @Theorak
    @Theorak 4 роки тому +67

    I see no exploits, just a perfectly running start-up.

  • @blackkaiser7757
    @blackkaiser7757 4 роки тому +188

    No one:
    Spiff: 200ms are 2 seconds.

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 4 роки тому +5

      A proper take on a classic meme! Well done!

    • @cin2110
      @cin2110 4 роки тому +18

      It isn’t an error spiff just slows down time itself 10x to develop more sites for trickstarter

    • @lazergurka-smerlin6561
      @lazergurka-smerlin6561 4 роки тому +5

      His reflexes are that fast

    • @overTVS
      @overTVS 4 роки тому

      Good comment bro. You are awesome

    • @HangmanOfficialUploads
      @HangmanOfficialUploads 4 роки тому +8

      It's an imperial conversion.

  • @zKaltern
    @zKaltern 4 роки тому +99

    Chris Roberts actually used this game as a training tool for RSI.

  • @silverhawk2291
    @silverhawk2291 4 роки тому +40

    Next week's headlines " Chris Roberts sells Star Citizen to Microsoft"

  • @roticet
    @roticet 3 роки тому +139

    What I find sad is that spiff says he is ripping people off while still offering better checks than I've ever received in real life. @Spiffing Brit, you hiring? Lol

    • @derkhan2205
      @derkhan2205 3 роки тому +30

      That's such a great request! You are very smart and deserve way better payment!

    • @BertoxolusThePuzzled
      @BertoxolusThePuzzled 2 роки тому

      Spiff, HIRE THIS MAN!

    • @datpudding5338
      @datpudding5338 Рік тому

      How I ended up as an unpaid intern part 1:

  • @kaballfs
    @kaballfs 4 роки тому +155

    Creates website. Has only landing page. Crashes every single day. 70k registered users. Email spam propaganda. Makes ~80k out of thin air.
    You may not like it, but this is what peak capitalism looks like!

    • @phraseology6858
      @phraseology6858 4 роки тому +10

      Good day, you lovely lovely tea drinker! You seem to be a very smart potato! Be good to the outside world!

    • @kaballfs
      @kaballfs 4 роки тому +3

      @@phraseology6858 That's nice. Good day to you too.

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 4 роки тому

      U have big brain

    • @johanneskivikangas8710
      @johanneskivikangas8710 4 роки тому +1

      It's not much and it isn't honest work.

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 4 роки тому

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

  • @alasdairsinclair916
    @alasdairsinclair916 4 роки тому +84

    Spiff, I just want to say that’s milliseconds of ping, those people only had 0.4 seconds of lag.

    • @D1machaerus
      @D1machaerus 4 роки тому +15

      Your hair looks lovely today! What kind of product do you use?

    • @nympheanexus2006
      @nympheanexus2006 4 роки тому +10

      That's still too long according to Google's search ranking, but a very astute observation! Have a Lovely day :)

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 роки тому +2

      At one point it went to 1.2 seconds (1200 milliseconds)

    • @phroggu
      @phroggu 3 роки тому

      Youa re such a kind person for noting this, have a nice day!

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 3 роки тому

      We like 400 ping clearly

  • @guillermomonroy7319
    @guillermomonroy7319 4 роки тому +118

    Arguably, some real businesses are run this way too.

    • @Ludwig_Ahgren
      @Ludwig_Ahgren 4 роки тому +8

      My compliments and a like for this comment

    • @forgottensnecko4631
      @forgottensnecko4631 4 роки тому +2

      replying because spiff told me too you wonderful person

    • @OfficiallyR3levant
      @OfficiallyR3levant 4 роки тому +2

      I would like to congratulate CIG for running theirs in this fashion.

    • @rintintim344
      @rintintim344 4 роки тому

      I like the sound of your voice

    • @Altair00rion
      @Altair00rion 4 роки тому

      @@rintintim344 me 2

  • @strictlypubg1410
    @strictlypubg1410 3 роки тому +51

    I almost died when he sold that website twice THAT FAST haha. I just happened to be eating at the time and laughed and before you know it I couldn’t breathe 😂

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 роки тому +42

    7:51 "That's not even a product; no one would buy into that!"
    *Kickstarter's unofficial motto*

    • @GabrielShitposting
      @GabrielShitposting 4 роки тому

      Yes
      _I am complimenting you so I may not suffer Spiff's wrath_

    • @drago3732
      @drago3732 4 роки тому +2

      Have some tea my friend

    • @Manitari_Nova
      @Manitari_Nova 4 роки тому +2

      I hope that you have a wonderful day fellow human.

    • @jimmyc3030
      @jimmyc3030 4 роки тому +2

      What a wonderful and accurate comment. I commend you good sir :D

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 4 роки тому +1

      I compliment thee

  • @maybe5824
    @maybe5824 4 роки тому +368

    Star Citizen is a perfectly balanced game with absolutely no game.

    • @carriehigh1879
      @carriehigh1879 4 роки тому +23

      You look great today

    • @thesologoldfish
      @thesologoldfish 4 роки тому +6

      I played Star Citizen. You can't get out of the beds

    • @janheinzel9013
      @janheinzel9013 4 роки тому +46

      @@thesologoldfish Your character realizes that buying the game was a mistake and has depression

    • @thevictor180
      @thevictor180 4 роки тому +1

      would you like a cup of tea?

    • @SpeedyGg55
      @SpeedyGg55 4 роки тому +2

      Your [insert compliment here]. I mean I did that cause you are [insert compliment here] not cause spiff told me too or anything like that

  • @westleypierce2833
    @westleypierce2833 4 роки тому +5

    Every time Spiff says "Twatch", it sounds like he edited that in after the original recording. Like those customizable audio books back in the day. "Then TWATCH threw the ball. 'Why did you throw the ball so hard, TWATCH?' Sally cried"

  • @sirstupid5857
    @sirstupid5857 7 місяців тому +2

    This is the nicest comment section I have ever seen. My faith in humanity has been restored. Thank you British fellow.

    • @ThijmenVlieg
      @ThijmenVlieg 7 місяців тому +1

      what an awesome comment! love it ❤️

  • @niall21
    @niall21 4 роки тому +49

    Spiff: Metric system is the only one that makes sense
    Also Spiff: 200 ms is 2 seconds.

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 4 роки тому +52

    I came to watch a video on exploits, not a documentary on modern game development. >:(

    • @jaeusa160
      @jaeusa160 4 роки тому +4

      @@Unit-kp8wm Thank you, that was a kind compliment.

    • @SourCreamOnion_
      @SourCreamOnion_ 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah i hate a when video games companies sell me Skype twice for 600 k

  • @EricBurns1
    @EricBurns1 4 роки тому +26

    should've been "Dosney Minus"

    • @worldglobe8891
      @worldglobe8891 3 роки тому +1

      @@Unit-kp8wm Indeed. You are very deserving of a cup of tea my good sir.

    • @alop53O1
      @alop53O1 3 роки тому

      Talking a lot of shit for someone with such soft kissable lips

    • @The_Dr_Fate
      @The_Dr_Fate 2 місяці тому

      ddosney minus

  • @mattdunlop6056
    @mattdunlop6056 4 роки тому +64

    "Release something while it is barely functional!"......this seems almost TOO realistic....

    • @CatsMeow_
      @CatsMeow_ 4 роки тому +2

      Great comment!

    • @-.-...---7
      @-.-...---7 3 роки тому +1

      @Bobe Bob Outstanding reply!

    • @susamogus8331
      @susamogus8331 3 роки тому +1

      @@-.-...---7 Breathtaking comment!

  • @DauntlessAdonis
    @DauntlessAdonis 4 роки тому +77

    *PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*
    "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea! 🍵🇬🇧"

  • @ardillasecreta
    @ardillasecreta 4 роки тому +3

    I love the subtle hints...we all saw that coming when it was all a kick starter "product" with pretty pictures!

  • @creedoflies
    @creedoflies 4 роки тому +6

    I love that this is an actual real life strategy to make money. This is literally most tech startups.

    • @aidananderson9695
      @aidananderson9695 4 роки тому

      i'm proud of you for knowing that you are very smart

  • @Lyze
    @Lyze 4 роки тому +14

    This is so much the 90s-00 internet startup gold rush era.

  • @edgemastermork2268
    @edgemastermork2268 4 роки тому +32

    I'm sure every time a game appears on this channel they start to worry

    • @AntonRudenko852
      @AntonRudenko852 4 роки тому +4

      you're beautiful

    • @TheGoebel
      @TheGoebel 4 роки тому +4

      Excellent comment!

    • @HenryHarcsa
      @HenryHarcsa 4 роки тому +7

      Exactly the opposite, for small games like this one its huge boost in popularity

    • @ThunderExpress
      @ThunderExpress 4 роки тому +2

      Spiff is kinda of a free tester/advertiser xP

  • @SmorjaGrus
    @SmorjaGrus 4 роки тому +128

    Spiff: Sells skype for millions of dollars
    Me: Downloads skype for free on their website
    Stonks

  • @autemsicarius
    @autemsicarius 4 роки тому +38

    Hoo boy, Spiff is really poking the hornet nest with this XD

    • @handyman7119
      @handyman7119 4 роки тому +3

      My compliments to your complement

    • @Ludwig_Ahgren
      @Ludwig_Ahgren 4 роки тому +3

      My compliments and a like for this comment

    • @hishamaziz764
      @hishamaziz764 4 роки тому +2

      @@Ludwig_Ahgren My compliments and like for this reply.

    • @pure_potato
      @pure_potato 4 роки тому

      A complement

    • @callumr1998
      @callumr1998 4 роки тому

      Nice comment.

  • @Hitperson
    @Hitperson 4 роки тому +5

    a video so glorious i feel that i've somehow managed to watch it twice at the same time...

    • @TwoTonTaft
      @TwoTonTaft 4 роки тому

      Ha! I admire your dedication and persistence! You're an amazing person!

  • @johngleeman8347
    @johngleeman8347 4 роки тому +7

    I love that most of this game is Spiff eye-poking the big companies while swindling everyone from the comfort of his boiler room! X3

  • @lavaleader3455
    @lavaleader3455 4 роки тому +97

    "The game default to Celsius"
    *shows UK flag*
    Sweden: Hol' up

    • @Shadowlink4546
      @Shadowlink4546 4 роки тому +3

      You have a really cool profile picture

    • @AlunBridges
      @AlunBridges 4 роки тому +1

      Excellent observation, and I'm now holding on to this trivia gem.

    • @Dalzombie
      @Dalzombie 4 роки тому +2

      I don't get it

    • @minnumseerrund
      @minnumseerrund 4 роки тому +5

      @@Dalzombie Well, you're still appreciated and have a lovely singing voice. Thank you for being you.

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 4 роки тому +1

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

  • @gabebell924
    @gabebell924 4 роки тому +30

    Game it out subscribers: "Hey I've seen this one!"

  • @jacknephew1849
    @jacknephew1849 4 роки тому +5

    This video is great but I'm really here for this wholesome, compliment filled comment section

    • @WeirdDragonDTR
      @WeirdDragonDTR 4 роки тому +1

      And I hope You wholesome desires were successful, you wonderful person.

    • @SaphDegatzlXl
      @SaphDegatzlXl 3 роки тому +1

      Same! Got lost scrolling through to see if anybody got missed, lol.

  • @LoDawn
    @LoDawn 4 роки тому +26

    British : yorkshire tea.
    Me : Home made tea.
    British : Wait, that's illegal

    • @zyrax4450
      @zyrax4450 4 роки тому +5

      Very nice comment!

    • @therealnoodledog6660
      @therealnoodledog6660 4 роки тому +1

      You are one sexy person

    • @2007Shockwave
      @2007Shockwave 4 роки тому +2

      At least it isn't coffee.
      *Said while holding a coffee cup*

    • @Perzyn
      @Perzyn 4 роки тому +2

      British Empire would like to know your location.

    • @marianoclerici3986
      @marianoclerici3986 4 роки тому +1

      If you're from Yorkshire it could technically be legal, and that's the best form of legal.

  • @randomweeb2572
    @randomweeb2572 4 роки тому +19

    my first time watching Spiff, and i'm having a really great chuckle!
    what a great content, Spiff!

  • @erdrick8670
    @erdrick8670 Рік тому +8

    Is it crazy to anyone else that even with all his power, Spiff failed to make as much money as the actual Chris Roberts? By quite a margin too as spiff is down 400Mil before he catches up.
    Wild world we live in.

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 4 роки тому +15

    28:56 "We're up to level 90, which means we can have 1.7 Users"

  • @machomanalexyt5736
    @machomanalexyt5736 3 роки тому +17

    "Chris Roberts isn't made of money, he's made of loans."
    I couldn't come up with a more true statement if I tried.

    • @Kirply
      @Kirply 3 роки тому +1

      May you be complimented my good man or woman

  • @eagleeyes221
    @eagleeyes221 4 роки тому +275

    spiff: "a win for civilized countries around the world"
    me in America: "hey, what's that supposed to mean"
    Also me: looks at todays news headlines, Oh.....

    • @grosuvlad1055
      @grosuvlad1055 4 роки тому +17

      have a wonderful day, fellow viewer

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 4 роки тому +1

      You are right

    • @ellieblaber4243
      @ellieblaber4243 4 роки тому +7

      your comment will still be applicable and work for quite a while im betting

    • @theemeralddragonyt9315
      @theemeralddragonyt9315 4 роки тому +2

      this is a compliment

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 роки тому +3

      Nice self burn, very cool and comedic (what have they done now??)

  • @aaronzylla4932
    @aaronzylla4932 7 місяців тому +1

    3 years ago. love it.
    Star Citizen is great and the jokes are funny! S42 by spring sounds great

    • @beammeupscott3032
      @beammeupscott3032 3 місяці тому +1

      Agreed, may I offer a cup of tea to a fellow person of good taste?

    • @aaronzylla4932
      @aaronzylla4932 3 місяці тому

      @@beammeupscott3032 I'd rather coffee, but tea is acceptable :)

  • @darkmage07070777
    @darkmage07070777 4 роки тому +26

    I sense that our intrepid Brit is looking to break into salt mining XD

  • @jacobsweetser1878
    @jacobsweetser1878 4 роки тому +6

    Just wanted to let you know that I procured some delicious Yorkshire Gold™ tea because of you, surprised we had it in the States at all.

    • @5stringsire
      @5stringsire 4 роки тому +2

      Your taste of beverage is admirable!

  • @ShooterEXE
    @ShooterEXE 4 роки тому +10

    Motivation package in every corporation: coupons, fruit mondays, integration party
    Spiff motivation package: 2,5k $ raise

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 3 роки тому +3

      Pretty bloody motivating I'd say

  • @kylecarey934
    @kylecarey934 4 роки тому +1

    Just roasting the hell out of every major web based company. This is why we watch your videos. Love you spiff!

    • @kokokretin
      @kokokretin 4 роки тому +1

      Hey friend, what a great choice of word selection. I hope you have a fantastic weekend and let me know if you ever need a friend.

  • @AntellPryyde
    @AntellPryyde 4 роки тому +6

    Holy crap, has someone absolutely pissed in Spiff's cereal? Omg this is amazing.

    • @AntellPryyde
      @AntellPryyde 4 роки тому +2

      I haven't dined in this much shade since Leonidas invited the Persians to dinner.

    • @WhoPlaysTheFool
      @WhoPlaysTheFool 4 роки тому +1

      excellent comment!

  • @movingparts6270
    @movingparts6270 4 роки тому +134

    *Spiff:* "A win for civilized countries around the world!"
    *Me, an American:* "He-- nah you're right."

    • @SleepyPitou
      @SleepyPitou 4 роки тому +11

      Love what you‘ve done with your hair, looks great

    • @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686
      @kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 4 роки тому +4

      Your head is beautiful

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 4 роки тому +2

      *liberian border conflict noises* (this is because liberia uses the U.S. Customary system too... :/

    • @jqsm1neS
      @jqsm1neS 4 роки тому +1

      Hey, you're pretty cool. Want some tea?

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 4 роки тому

      You are American? What a Beutifull country! Say hi to It from me!

  • @aaronkuzniewicz8908
    @aaronkuzniewicz8908 4 роки тому +32

    watching this while playing star citizen. my most meta move

    • @Ludwig_Ahgren
      @Ludwig_Ahgren 4 роки тому +4

      My compliments and a like for this comment

    • @UrdustheAwful
      @UrdustheAwful 4 роки тому +5

      Just logged off Star Citizen. I think a certain walking British stereotype is a little salty.

    • @agonyaunt6325
      @agonyaunt6325 4 роки тому +5

      @@UrdustheAwful would you like a nice cup of tea?

    • @janheinzel9013
      @janheinzel9013 4 роки тому

      Is it a good game or just paywall behind paywall? A friend wants me to buy it

    • @UrdustheAwful
      @UrdustheAwful 4 роки тому +2

      @@janheinzel9013 you have to buy the game once to play it, and everything else is easily earnable in-game. It's very immersive and lots of fun. That said, it's an alpha and buggy as hell.

  • @geordonworley5618
    @geordonworley5618 4 роки тому +2

    Thank you person that replied to this comment.

  • @TheMaliciousOverlord
    @TheMaliciousOverlord 3 роки тому +4

    In this episode, Spiff replicates the dotcom bubble of the late 90s.

  • @lucabaker5563
    @lucabaker5563 4 роки тому +12

    When you realise he put in as much effort for his page than Todd Howard did for skyrim

  • @ash12181987
    @ash12181987 4 роки тому +54

    Me, an Actual Star Citizen fan: *Standing applause*

    • @vitalik38815
      @vitalik38815 4 роки тому +4

      Glad you understand, outstanding human being, keep on keeping on!

    • @Johnnythat1dude
      @Johnnythat1dude 4 роки тому +1

      This is a wonderful comment! You should be proud, I am proud of you!

    • @mauriceelet6376
      @mauriceelet6376 4 роки тому

      me too. i have spend a couple hundred on SC. still enyoing a good pun about it.

    • @janheinzel9013
      @janheinzel9013 4 роки тому

      @@mauriceelet6376 Is it actually THAT bad? My friend wants me to buy it but I feel like it's paywalls that cost hundreds of dollars locked behind a paywall of minimally 45 dollars

    • @mauriceelet6376
      @mauriceelet6376 4 роки тому +1

      @@janheinzel9013 if you want to play the ships now you can get most of them with a little grind. not permanent bc update resets. i did it early on as a support. the problem that i have with SC is, that now they market new ships hard. of course its in the lore and stuff but honestly they should not make a cool fime and work on the game in that time.
      you can enjoy SC with only the starter ship but i would invest around 80$ or so to get an avenger titan. you have good cargo in a medium fighter as a good starter ship. the bigger fighter have huge draw backs if you dont want to fight all the time. you can also look into things like a smal crew ship but i would grind that in the game. I got my carrack and a coulpe of smaler crafts that i like. but in no means you "need" to buy them. id rather spend the money then play hours on end if the game comes out in some shape or form.

  • @dogebertduck2832
    @dogebertduck2832 3 роки тому +13

    Who needs Star Citizen? *laughs in Elite Dangerous: Odyssey*

    • @platypus6810
      @platypus6810 3 роки тому +3

      You are truly correct dear wonderful tea-drinking citizen

    • @hackergaming6372
      @hackergaming6372 3 роки тому

      I should play that game more.

    • @danestrenton
      @danestrenton 3 роки тому

      I love ED but it is such a slog, is Odyssey any good? I know you can leave ships but why? What do you do off the ship? Look at it? Did they expand on the illegal activities you can do? Are there ruins you can explore?