Real Russia Hours - Empire Total War

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  • Опубліковано 25 лют 2021
  • REAL RUSSIA HOURS have begun in Empire Total War!
    So join me, Koifish, as I conquer my way through Russia, Poland, Serbia and MORE as the amazing Russian Empire, everyone's favorite nation! BUT REVOLUTION STARTS, and we keep playing as the Russian Republic! Long live the people! Traveling all over the world in search for glory, It's nothing but the finest of hand mortar, Russian soviet conscripts and the power of the POTATO!
    This was voted on by my viewers! Make sure to leave a like and tell me down bellow what I should play next! And do subscribe!
    Total War: Empire is one of my all time favorite games! The 1700's setting, the grand scale of the battles, the line battles, the historical accuracy, and yes, even the broken naval warfare!
    So join me, as I play Empire Total War with the mod Minor Factions Revenge, that unlocks all minor factions and makes them playable! And yes, even the Ottoman Empire!
    Support Koifish by buying games (like CK3): www.nexus.gg/koifish
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    Video Title: Real Vodka Hours - Empire Total War
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 223

  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  3 роки тому +137

    *URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
    WE ARE BACK, IN EMPIRE! And today we play as everyone's favorite Russia: RUSSIA! So make sure to CLICK that like button and subscribe, or end up like Mr. Romanov :/
    Paradox is having a sale on some of their best games over at Nexus! Support Koifish and get cool games cheap at www.nexus.gg/koifish

    • @thewanderer9958
      @thewanderer9958 3 роки тому +1

      Part 2/ Soviet Union (Napoleon total war, ww1 mod campaign)

    • @carouselofagony3276
      @carouselofagony3276 3 роки тому +2

      Excuse me. Kolchak's Siberian provisional government is my favorite Russia

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 роки тому +1

      *_HUZZAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!_*

    • @thewanderer9958
      @thewanderer9958 3 роки тому +2

      @@carouselofagony3276 kolchak’ll neva make it past the urals

    • @user-sv4sy3qh8w
      @user-sv4sy3qh8w 3 роки тому

      Where u from ? 😀

  • @SamuelNiemirycz
    @SamuelNiemirycz 3 роки тому +251

    The cannons were so effective because they were loaded with garlic.

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 роки тому +49

      Garlic butter smeared cannon balls :D

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 роки тому +6

      They will decimate the vampire infantry~

    • @timwalsh8404
      @timwalsh8404 3 роки тому +2

      Can the cannon balls be used for some garlic bread?

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 роки тому

      @@timwalsh8404 *_Fool!!_* the night wraiths must die!!

    • @timthetechpriest8876
      @timthetechpriest8876 3 роки тому

      @@Koifish I was thinking using garlic cloves as grapeshot but that works too.

  • @alynnidalar
    @alynnidalar 3 роки тому +147

    "WHERE WILL THEY LIVE? NOT MY PROBLEM!"
    - the entire history of conquering and colonization

  • @robertcurry389
    @robertcurry389 3 роки тому +113

    Ah yes, thank you Mr. Koifish. Even cooler than usual.
    As part Cherokee Indian I was thoroughly disappointed... :(

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 роки тому +42

      *Real native hours inbound*

    • @buchan448
      @buchan448 3 роки тому +2

      @@Koifish cani wait :D

  • @harbl99
    @harbl99 3 роки тому +43

    10:15 -- "And that's the story of how Warren Zevon faked his death, moved to the northlands, and became a famous UA-cam shitposter. The End."
    "Daddy, do you have any bedtime stories you didnt make up during a crack binge?"
    "No. Goodnight."

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 роки тому +7

      Cräck cocain >:D

  • @user-ij5ev5up4d
    @user-ij5ev5up4d 3 роки тому +31

    I'm so happy for such dedication and accurate representation of this historic moment, spasibo Koifish

  • @smookie2044
    @smookie2044 3 роки тому +38

    Koifish quoting Meet the Soldier made my day lol!

  • @mikhailnekrasov8457
    @mikhailnekrasov8457 3 роки тому +180

    As a Russian, this is incredibly accurate to how history actually proceeded.

    • @pon4ik725
      @pon4ik725 3 роки тому +5

      LETS RESTORE COMMUNISM COMRADE!

    • @maxgullberg9733
      @maxgullberg9733 3 роки тому +16

      Except for the leader having a female surname 😅

    • @tau_noob7993
      @tau_noob7993 3 роки тому +29

      Yeah, still remember how my grandpa told me stories about how our ancestors fought vampires, loading their guns with garlic powder and saving entire villages from cock and ball torture...

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 роки тому +25

      @@tau_noob7993 100% historical

    • @SiberianOldPal
      @SiberianOldPal 3 роки тому +8

      There is one thing wrong tho. He said that pouridge is not good. No! Kasha is very good!

  • @swimcashew3384
    @swimcashew3384 3 роки тому +15

    Yes Koifish love the empire stuff man. Honestly one of the funniest youtubers out there, keep up the great content man

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 роки тому +5

      Thanks my dude! :D

  • @blatonahristi5072
    @blatonahristi5072 3 роки тому +17

    -"Ivan, you can't just execute the tsar!"
    -"Revolution go URAAAA, blyat!"

  • @barkan4692
    @barkan4692 3 роки тому +14

    Thanks for the "Apple"
    As a Slav, I cannot resist an eager to dance while listening to this song

  • @danielrobertson2154
    @danielrobertson2154 3 роки тому +5

    "you carry a pike, and i'll treat you like a medieval soldier! hah!

  • @Ghostrebel017
    @Ghostrebel017 3 роки тому +15

    Am Russian, can confirm this is basically a documentary.

  • @breaden4381
    @breaden4381 3 роки тому +5

    Wow this actually makes Empire look fun.

  • @Astroexx
    @Astroexx 3 роки тому +19

    This is actually very sad, that Koifish has low views but some reatrd with content for 3 years Old has like 5 milion views

    • @StalinsSandwich
      @StalinsSandwich 3 роки тому

      Think about it like this unless the topic is popular at the moment you're only gonna get a half or a quarter of views in relation to sub count

    • @znuffyztruggles5744
      @znuffyztruggles5744 3 роки тому

      You hating on people trying to entertain actual children?

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 3 роки тому +14

    As someone who's home sits on what was once Cherokee land and has been to one of their reservations, I have to fix this.
    It is pronounced Chair-o-key, but said fast.

    • @mustardorb8867
      @mustardorb8867 3 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment, their names sound way badass

    • @OctoMatoe
      @OctoMatoe 3 роки тому

      No no, i think that the swedes know how to say it, cheerioskey is the right prononciation

  • @user-kx4ym2dz7b
    @user-kx4ym2dz7b 3 роки тому +2

    For the faith of the tsar and the fatherland!

  • @user-cj2qq7xz7e
    @user-cj2qq7xz7e 3 роки тому +6

    АХАХА!!! УРРРАААА!!! Отличный видос. Ни хрена не понял ни слова, но чувствую, что это ржака. Душевно, душевно. Лайк. Пойду медведю своему покажу это.

  • @aisir3725
    @aisir3725 3 роки тому +2

    Russia: i fear no man, but that thing
    *(That one focken caucasian sword infantry)*
    It scares me

  • @red_planet344
    @red_planet344 3 роки тому +2

    Койфиш, я чуть не умер от твоего "DoN VoiSkO" Лайк )

  • @PeferG17
    @PeferG17 3 роки тому

    Koifish I like that through the revolution you had Katyusha playing in the background

  • @elviejogenkins8402
    @elviejogenkins8402 2 роки тому +1

    Magnific video bro 👍

  • @PeterAndel44
    @PeterAndel44 3 роки тому +6

    Yes more empire total war i need more

  • @thekriegsman1743
    @thekriegsman1743 3 роки тому

    Nice touch with katyusha in the background comrade

  • @destroyerinazuma96
    @destroyerinazuma96 2 роки тому +2

    Imma trigger a revolution too if I ever play this game. Sounds fun. Reminds me of creating a Republic in Shogun 2 lol.

  • @user-nm2qt3hb7n
    @user-nm2qt3hb7n 3 роки тому +14

    Я нихуя не понял, но очень интересно.
    Очень захватывающе, товарищ Рыбка. Смотрели с медведем - смеялись всем ГУЛАГом, попивая водочку.
    За родину. За путина.

  • @jaydavis6834
    @jaydavis6834 3 роки тому

    Awesome video my dude! As always, I enjoy the empire total war content. Might be time to awaken the aztek warriors and conquer America lol

  • @stefanstoyanov2126
    @stefanstoyanov2126 Рік тому

    "Do like the Huns and drive away from them :D"...I did it so many times!

  • @bananamrs
    @bananamrs 3 роки тому +1

    As a Kalmyk from Kalmykia I’ll join any shenanigan from comrade Koifish now and forever, URRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @tryhardyuvarlaki3179
    @tryhardyuvarlaki3179 3 роки тому +1

    Koifish:
    Plays the great War mod with greece
    Me: is for me? ☺️

  • @braden_2370
    @braden_2370 3 роки тому

    Starting off the day best

  • @mitchellemon2463
    @mitchellemon2463 3 роки тому +1

    Очень ждал игры за Россию ,спасибо койфиш ! Привет от русского зрителя

  • @theonewhosleep7528
    @theonewhosleep7528 2 роки тому

    Greetings from Kalmykia)))

  • @jigglesworth2699
    @jigglesworth2699 3 роки тому

    The Crimea jokes were on point😂

  • @mhsmmahmod936
    @mhsmmahmod936 3 роки тому

    Green drummers are vampire hunters disguised

  • @gakoverworld412
    @gakoverworld412 2 роки тому +1

    Опаньки ,мое уважение

  • @MrDrunkenDane
    @MrDrunkenDane 3 роки тому

    The legend is fucking back!

  • @jarrodtrainor5179
    @jarrodtrainor5179 3 роки тому +3

    *Sniff Sniff* I don't smell pikemen only..

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 роки тому +1

      Oh god.. Don't make me do it!

    • @jarrodtrainor5179
      @jarrodtrainor5179 3 роки тому +1

      @@Koifish not if I do it first 😉. Make a subscription goal.

  • @jocabdh1986
    @jocabdh1986 3 роки тому

    Your the best Koi Boi

  • @penttikoivuniemi2146
    @penttikoivuniemi2146 3 роки тому +3

    Yo, the Swedes used the pike until the 1720s. Kettle calling the pot black.

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 3 роки тому

      Wonder what caused them to stop

    • @penttikoivuniemi2146
      @penttikoivuniemi2146 3 роки тому +1

      @@aisir3725 Probably the evolution of the socket bayonet to be good enough that every soldier could effectively fulfill both the "shot" and "pike" roles at once.

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 3 роки тому

      @@penttikoivuniemi2146 yeah, and they were wrekt in a war by country using those vayonets to extreme

    • @penttikoivuniemi2146
      @penttikoivuniemi2146 3 роки тому

      @@aisir3725 Russia? They were also still using pikes at the time.

  • @Someone-lr6gu
    @Someone-lr6gu 3 роки тому +39

    >we own ukraine, it just belongs to the right people
    based

  • @user-eq6kw4zi7c
    @user-eq6kw4zi7c 3 роки тому

    Я уж думал, не дождусь.

  • @blakefullington4515
    @blakefullington4515 3 роки тому +3

    You should try the empire extended mod... it's new and idk if it has a playable campaign but the battles are fun

  • @Donbasos14
    @Donbasos14 3 роки тому

    I caught that TF2 reference, very good

  • @Biemsvendo
    @Biemsvendo 2 роки тому

    Very funny 😂😂 i like it

  • @hattymchatterson2968
    @hattymchatterson2968 3 роки тому +1

    Real cherry hours Cherokee into Europe playthrough

  • @mariusweber4990
    @mariusweber4990 3 роки тому

    god this is beautiful

  • @dimondokol
    @dimondokol 3 роки тому

    Как интересно. Щас посмотрим

  • @aaronchan4659
    @aaronchan4659 3 роки тому +2

    You know I’m going to Russian to watch this video aye Koifish

  • @sye5767
    @sye5767 3 роки тому

    I love you koifish

  • @NordicTG
    @NordicTG 3 роки тому

    your Crazy & but funny, another sub for you ^^ & if Floki & Helga Would have had a Son, you Would be it xD

  • @executeorder6559
    @executeorder6559 3 роки тому +2

    Everyone says isporrow is better but we all know koi fish is

  • @d3strk_
    @d3strk_ 3 роки тому

    Понятия не имею что я тут забыл, но мне это нравится

  • @SiberianOldPal
    @SiberianOldPal 3 роки тому +2

    I'm Russian! So it's 100% like!
    You are very fluent in Russian, comrade! Next time sing a song! Kalinka-Malinka!

  • @forlegalreasonsthatwasajok7608
    @forlegalreasonsthatwasajok7608 3 роки тому +1

    As an Ojibwe native you dissapointed me I had the lotion and the towels ready :(

  • @Blue_Fox1939
    @Blue_Fox1939 3 роки тому

    5:04 this laugh is funny on the one hand and Scary on the other

  • @samisha5834
    @samisha5834 3 роки тому +5

    OHH MOTHER RUSSIA
    UNION OF LANDS
    WILL OF THE PEOPLE
    STORNG IN COMMAND

    • @m.s.8927
      @m.s.8927 3 роки тому +1

      Sabaton intensifies*

  • @StealthReaper15
    @StealthReaper15 3 роки тому

    Very Good!!!

  • @kairoshin
    @kairoshin 3 роки тому +1

    7:41 All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces

  • @quiahjohnson5871
    @quiahjohnson5871 3 роки тому +1

    Ah Yes the Blue, Red Army is the strongest.

  • @galvatron0810
    @galvatron0810 3 роки тому

    I was excited for the cherokee nations beacuse I live in tennessee

  • @SpaceKnight105
    @SpaceKnight105 3 роки тому +1

    if warhammer 3 total war comes out will you start a kislev revolution

  • @Anunaxyi
    @Anunaxyi 3 роки тому

    20:50 how unusual it is to hear you pronounce the name of my race and yes i am kalmyk from kalmykia))) And kalmyks dont screams Hooray or Hurrah we use scream Uralan))))

  • @azazel688
    @azazel688 3 роки тому +6

    That Russian flag looks like Kazakhstan's lul

    • @azazel688
      @azazel688 3 роки тому

      @Ze4l Fish I think so

  • @wustenfuchs5962
    @wustenfuchs5962 3 роки тому

    Интриган Алексашка Меньшиков и под республиканцев подстроится успел. Вот жук!

  • @emrecanarduc4378
    @emrecanarduc4378 3 роки тому

    Can you say 18th century war musics name Mr Koi ?I want to listen to ALL of them :)

  • @Stefannice
    @Stefannice 3 роки тому

    Play as the blood magic users, Transylvania :)

  • @CyberRager
    @CyberRager 3 роки тому

    6:59 Nice TF2 reference

  • @igorpaula3071
    @igorpaula3071 3 роки тому

    Belugan Caviar, they say it is very creamy

  • @tomholec707
    @tomholec707 3 роки тому

    I love your voice :-D

  • @fredericpfeiffer709
    @fredericpfeiffer709 3 роки тому

    As soon i saw the grenades, i turned down my music by 99%...still i cant hear anything now RIP headphones

  • @xintarisvladimiros972
    @xintarisvladimiros972 3 роки тому

    Let's goooooooo

  • @shadowwarriorshockwave3281
    @shadowwarriorshockwave3281 3 роки тому

    Real hours when’s my Real BAVARIAN HOURS

  • @mercenary3868
    @mercenary3868 3 роки тому

    Someone give this guy total war shogun 2

  • @FirstLast-cg9ic
    @FirstLast-cg9ic 3 роки тому

    what mods did you use please put them in description every time

  • @donovanlowe868
    @donovanlowe868 3 роки тому

    i was going to play squad today

  • @aidanthompson2863
    @aidanthompson2863 3 роки тому

    Wow, I didn’t even know you could play as the rebels lol

  • @nedaraid3372
    @nedaraid3372 3 роки тому +1

    7:12 - Warhammer total war - Isabella vid confirmed.

  • @jonathonrodriguezthomas6457
    @jonathonrodriguezthomas6457 3 роки тому

    We open to Russia, Earth's Death Star.

  • @Doren777
    @Doren777 3 роки тому

    You should do a communisnt revolution in napoleon total war: great war mod

  • @grauerkanzler6005
    @grauerkanzler6005 3 роки тому +4

    Наконец то ,очень ждал когда ты сыграешь за Россию. Приятно видеть ,что в эту игру всё ещё кто то играет и за этим интересно смотреть. Спасибо тебе за твоё творчество :)

  • @user-im5fy1jh4m
    @user-im5fy1jh4m 6 місяців тому

    Единственное слово что я понял вначале это "привет"

  • @greggorythefox722
    @greggorythefox722 3 роки тому

    КАААВААААЛЕЕЕРИИИЯ!!!! (Cavalry)

  • @gprime10
    @gprime10 3 роки тому

    The first time I played this game I rolled with Russia, online they were so fun but people always banned my unicorns :(

  • @faroukahmed8124
    @faroukahmed8124 3 роки тому

    Real egyptian hours

  • @user-ew8ld9ys8h
    @user-ew8ld9ys8h 3 роки тому

    Ura!! Privet from Russia!))

  • @SpaceKnight105
    @SpaceKnight105 3 роки тому +1

    Speaking of warhammer? have you tried warhammer total war 2?

  • @RicoJohnDAmuan
    @RicoJohnDAmuan 3 роки тому

    What Mod is Koifish using in his Empire Total war?

  • @joris3193
    @joris3193 3 роки тому

    Agreed.

  • @varangianguard7102
    @varangianguard7102 3 роки тому +3

    When you're so early there's 19 likes and 7 views

  • @memazov6601
    @memazov6601 3 роки тому +2

    Do infantry only as Russia in Hoi4

  • @edwardmalenfant7547
    @edwardmalenfant7547 Рік тому

    whats the name of the traditional russian song in the begining ?

  • @cyberzul2269
    @cyberzul2269 3 роки тому +1

    Real pierogi hours play as Poland

  • @fionn___9601
    @fionn___9601 3 роки тому

    real fenian hours play as ireland

  • @PakistaniLiberal
    @PakistaniLiberal 3 роки тому

    Well in history they were a monarch

  • @JopaPolzovatelya
    @JopaPolzovatelya 3 роки тому

    Are you playing with some mods?

  • @muhammadabdullahy9281
    @muhammadabdullahy9281 3 роки тому

    Next play as barbary states

  • @user-tj9vp8re4d
    @user-tj9vp8re4d 3 роки тому +1

    3:06 КАВАЛЬЕРИЯ

  • @aronmatrai67
    @aronmatrai67 3 роки тому

    Hey Koifish you should play as hungary, i really want to know can you do the same as hungary as russia (conquer half of europa) thanks!XD

  • @llucas.M.O
    @llucas.M.O 3 роки тому

    we need more New Vegas with randon mod lol