Real Dagestan Hours - Empire Total War
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2020
- REAL DAGESTAN HOURS have begun in Empire Total War! Join me, Koifish, as I conquer my way through Georgia, Armenia, Persia and MORE as the amazingly small Dagestan, everyone's favorite Chechnyans! Traveling all over the world in search for glory, It's nothing but the finest of warriors, Swordsmen and the power of DAGESTAN!
Total War: Empire is one of my all time favorite games! The 1700's setting, the grand scale of the battles, the line battles, the historical accuracy, and yes, even the broken naval warfare!
So join me, as I play Empire Total War with the mod Minor Factions Revenge, that unlocks all minor factions and makes them playable! And yes, even the empire of Dagestan!
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*REAL CHECHNYA HOURS*
Hello HELLO! Had to do some LUMBER WORK last week, but now I am BACK making the COOL COOL videos for you guys!
Make sure to LEAVE A LIKE, as it really does help out the channel so so much! Thank you very much my Koibois!
haha very funny swede man
@@phil385 haha thank you DirtyPhil
If you don't continue i will uninstall youtube from my browser
I would love to see more of this, had a great laugh watching
i also want to be a scandinavian lumberjack :(
I'm probably only one dagestani who is watching it. And i confirm everything here absolutely exаctly
Hows it going; Dawg..estani?
I've conquered the entire world as your homeland. You're welcome.
Оо, здравствуй, брат
But the real question is...
Do you confirmly everythingly here absolute exact?
@@BulletTheEnforcer did you read where they said they're from? English probably isn't their primary or even second language.
Persians: “These Dagestani with swords cannot conquer Tehran”
Dagestan: *BRINGS IN 20th CENTURY BOSNIAN MUJAHEDDIN ARTILLERY*
Persia: *GULPS*
You know that song yee
JUNAK VO JUNAKA RODILA NAS MAJKA NAŠU PJESMU ČUVAMOOOOOOOO
I just watched a Swedish man , play as a Dagestani prince , conquering Armenia , Georgia and Persia , while blasting Bosanska artiljerija in the background...
And I feel enlightened!
Swedish man ?
TRULY A mODERN DAY hitchcock
@@la_constitution oh yeah sorry,
Ethiopian Woman* , my mistake bro!
@@thatguy3421 would say so myself , yeah
And a femboy assassin
Actual footage of the Battle of Grozny, New Year's eve 1995 colorized
that timing with global politics tho, perfect
I don't follow global politics >:D So I have NO idea what you're talking about
@@Koifish There could be a war between Armenia and Azebaidjan
Who’s to Say Global Politics had great timing with Koifish ?
@@reallyFrogman Could? Pretty sure it is war now.
@@reallyFrogman if they go to war Russia would just annex them both (that's what I'd do if I was playing as them)
Play as the Inuit Nations, I dare you
Plains Nations is the real challenge, you can't ever trade with anyone
Not even the Inuit's want to be Inuits
"Who doesn't love Chechnya?" - Koifish
"Well probably the Russians..." - Me
They love Chechnya, that's why they've been trying to take it for 300 years
@@SuperPope69 lol fair enough
They actually love Chechnya, they just never really got into the whole “we are chechnyans and we exist” kind of thing
Real Swedish hours coming soon 2.0
It's already out my dude! :D
Koiboi: *who doesn't love a chechnyian?*
Bosnia: *menacing*
"Take Georgia while playing as Georgia"
Son of a bitch, I'm in
"Welcome to dagastan military, here is your sword put shoes in pile and light on fire JAJAJAJAJAJAJA"
Btw,Deli means "Crazy" in turkish,you literally used maniacs on horseback koifish.
I like the Ronja Röverdotter music at 0:50
"That's alot of friendly fire.."
*well they are known as risker of souls sooo...*
Two minutes in and I'm already getting a minor factions' headache from repeated saxing of "chechnian" - it's "chechen". Liked.
I would love to see more of this, had a great laugh watching
Everyone discussing if Armenia or Azerbaijan will win the war, but what they dont know is that Chechnya will pull up and singlehandedly destroy them both with the power of memes
play georgia next
dagestan people stole our people every once in a while
More like every week at least before Russia got involved
More like Russia was encouraging them to do so, and then got ,,involved"
Russia wasnt encouraging them jack shit considering they werent even in Caucasus at that time
@@EbraeliVachari :ddddddddd Read more books than newspapers. Shame on u. So disappointed 😔
Read history yourself and don't spout bs if you have no idea about it
I just love that you added the Ronja Rövardotter Robber Song at the beginning
There's something incredibly cursed about armenans and dagestanis fighting persians to bosnian music. I approve
This man straight up plays Dixieland a third of the video. So epic. Keep it up big dog.
Ah yes a random Bosnian civil war song supporting the battle between Chechnya and Persia, as it is the tradition
Don't mind me, just your average Koifish viewer walking by
definitely the best empire video so far
Keep doing what your doing love the videos!
I just found your channel subbed before the end of the video. Id love to see you continue this
Greetings From Georgia! Loved The Vid, Looking forward to see My homeland in next vid!
Oh my God! Maaaan brings so many memories, this was my first TW game!
such an old game yet has soo much flavor , and the siges are cool , you have the whole fort and can break buildings and walls , very nice
oh myyyyyy goddd i love this channel WHERE WAS THIS GEM HIDING
I'm a Chechen, you're lucky i love your channel and your sense of humor, otherwise i would've left Georgia alone and i would've stolen from you
I’d love to see this continued, you silly fish
Was a great video :D
Watched a Koifish-video six months ago thinking, well, at least his accent improves.
Watched another one today.
*Swedish accent intensifies*
12:44 "You're barefoot? Yeah I guess your soles are at risk."
^^^peak Koifish
truly an accurate historical representation, please continue mr koifish
The dogs of Dagestan, the good boys of the Caucuses, demand you keep going.
I can’t believe you actually played this, I mean Mr. Koifish we didn’t force you too, it was *your* sub goal 👀
Deli is cavalry in ottoman army back in the 16th century.They are known for their bravery and courage cause they are the first wave in battle. And "deli" means crazy
and i though they part-timed as fast-food riders.
14:21 Modern economic theory in a nutshell right there.
Caucasus guys with cannons against persians and bosnian artillery in the background playing. just perfekt ;)
At last, Koifish brings his animal cunning and instinct to Doge-stan
The absolute mad lad actually did it!
Dina videos är bäst älskar dig ❤️👍
Great success!
Bring on MORE Dahestan hours!
Please Koifish show me more I must witness the rest of your mighty adventure
6:06 is a beautiful mix of dagestani "who killed capitain alex" Power
New sub here!!! THAT WAS AMAZING!!!
Come on guys, let's get on that like goal!
As a Georgian I absolutely loved this
Yess, more total war
Ahhh! Of course!
I would love the second part of this, Dagestan sticking it to the Spanish blorg
That was cool
Please do one for persia
I regret not playing as Dagestan back in my younger days now.
Koifish is the true master of chaos
Hi Koifish, im from Dagestan (its true). Im subscribed to your channel and watching video. Thank you for this video and continie this campaning plz😂👌 (sorry for my english)
I'm from Georgia, and you kill me!
We Are back, sweeter words were never said
I'm getting Robbaz vibes.
That's a good thing.
Yes more please :3
Came here to watch this after ufc match not disappointed at all
I want more! MOOORE!!!
World domination!
Yes! More! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Didn't swap home region for one in the Americas 0/10 historical accuracy.
They could have implemented real cacaisian units like Djigit rider. Cherkess Lance rider and shorp shooter mounted.
Chechen Abrek infantry and Temloi.
Your fashion police looks an awfully like you just recruited your enemy you know the pirates.
More!
he did it
There is no dagestani word for war crime.
You should establish Stanstan while playing one of the "Stan"s
Oh boy, isn't this gonna be a hot take? Haha
Blessed be those,
Who giveth this video a like.
Also don't eat the pizza in the fridge
That's mine I want to eat it tomorrow
- Dagestani Dan, a true poet
This is the most Swedish accent I’ve ever heard....my grandpa sound less Swedish when he speaks in English than you! Fucking hell I love it
Takbeer!
I want to learn to laugh like koi fish
‘This Janissaries have curved swords... curved...swords...’ and that’s how the Ottomans conquered so much before 1683
MOOOOOOOORE DAGHESTAN!!!!!! AND ALSO MORE SPIES
I was told to write down if I want this series to continue.
Love you for playing Dagestan tbh. Not even from there, i've just "wasted" 1,2k hours of my youth with Minorfactionsmod and Dagestan is like top4 of weakest Nations in ETW
"The Dagostani went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal."
Also, if you're to the west of Georgia, you're Alabama. I would know because I'm to the East of Georgia in South Carolina.
Dagestan world domination
I AM DYING 6:38
DAGESTAN EMPIRE MUST CONTINUE!!
Must do part 2
The units should be with the furry sheep hats man 😂🤣
FINISHED IT
Every game Dagestan has vassals on every continent in the world
Dagestan must conquer the world
Carry on up the Caucasus.
LOOK AT THIS ENGAGEMENT
And btw "hello" in georgian is Gamardjoba
May Dagestan Chechenya and Circassia gain their freedom again.
Hmmmmm column formation vs Organ gun? Seems like you need just one big line for it to have ULTIMATE POWER
The best part is ai Dagestan in vanilla is like that in battles
PLEASE BRING THIS BACK
Dagestan must rise further