Real Crusader Hours - Total War Empire

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    REAL CRUSADER HOURS have begun in Empire Total War!
    So join me, Koifish, as I conquer my way through Italy, Spain, Jerusalem and MORE as the amazing Papal States, everyone's and the popes favorite nation! BUT ALLIANCES GET BROKEN! Will the pope keep his crusade together? Traveling all over the world in search for glory, It's nothing but the finest of Crusaders, Priests and the power of the POPE!
    This was voted on by my viewers! Make sure to leave a like and tell me down bellow what I should play next! And do subscribe!
    Total War: Empire is one of my all time favorite games! The 1700's setting, the grand scale of the battles, the line battles, the historical accuracy, and yes, even the broken naval warfare!
    So join me, as I play Empire Total War with the mod Minor Factions Revenge, that unlocks all minor factions and makes them playable! And yes, even the Papal States, Rome!

КОМЕНТАРІ • 139

  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  2 роки тому +28

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  • @ollaniuspius1211
    @ollaniuspius1211 2 роки тому +237

    Koifish speaking Latin is beyond blursed.

    • @theaman42069
      @theaman42069 2 роки тому +18

      Blessed*

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 роки тому +47

      I am a true speaker of the latin :)

    • @thecheeselord5943
      @thecheeselord5943 2 роки тому +15

      @@Koifish Sweden is the true successor of the Roman Empire confirmed

    • @danielson1463
      @danielson1463 2 роки тому +10

      @@thecheeselord5943 Stockholm 4rth Rome?

    • @thecheeselord5943
      @thecheeselord5943 2 роки тому +3

      @@danielson1463 It can only be true

  • @christophervelisaris2309
    @christophervelisaris2309 2 роки тому +136

    0:31 As someone from Wisconsin I have to say that I’m proud that you think Florida is Wisconsin. Most of the time people think we are in Canada. So your geography is good!

  • @alexpiercy4022
    @alexpiercy4022 2 роки тому +58

    Why go to church
    WHEN THE CHURCH COMES FOR YOU

  • @hlb99
    @hlb99 2 роки тому +45

    Am I the only one realizing that half of the Koifish's videos is just him shouting random nonsense? I love this guy.

  • @thevenator3955
    @thevenator3955 2 роки тому +50

    2:04 I always love the rhymes in the intros, you’re like a Swedish Dr. Seuss, but your prose is about historical warfare instead of animals and discolored eggs. Be honest, how long does it take you to come up with these masterpieces?

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 роки тому +22

      3 minutes >:D

    • @thevenator3955
      @thevenator3955 2 роки тому +2

      damn, you're clearly an expert in your field

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 2 роки тому +1

      @@Koifish you are a poem god

    • @BERNTRR
      @BERNTRR 2 роки тому

      @@Koifish tidenes skald!

  • @thevenator3955
    @thevenator3955 2 роки тому +43

    0:00 ah yes, the traditional Swedish-Latin dialect, so beautiful to hear!

  • @Flow86767
    @Flow86767 2 роки тому +5

    Game file corrupted… hmmmm
    Does that mean that he lost to the Québécois!?!?!

  • @maxjohn6012
    @maxjohn6012 2 роки тому +11

    As much as I laughed every time you said "Deus vult ya bastards!"...
    "Quattro formaggio!" has to be just about the best battlecry ever.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 роки тому +12

    In the time period this game is set, the Ottomans hadn't changed Constantinople to Istanbul. It was still just Kostantiniyye.

  • @mazzaropi2713
    @mazzaropi2713 2 роки тому +4

    Ótimo vídeo
    فيديو رائع
    Great video
    素晴らしいビデオ
    Bel video
    Gran video
    很棒的视频
    Bonne vidéo

  • @p-lemon
    @p-lemon 2 роки тому +13

    A swedish man mongolian throat singing Sabaton, this is a fantastic day

  • @yasarekin
    @yasarekin 2 роки тому +9

    turn the other cheek and let rip the Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch™.

  • @matthewtroncone9465
    @matthewtroncone9465 2 роки тому +6

    Battle-Pope Koifish reviving the Roman Empire with a great Battle-Pope crusade?
    I don't think anything has ever made my piccolo Italian soul happier

  • @therandomhistorian5394
    @therandomhistorian5394 2 роки тому +8

    Koifish sounds like he's absolutely insane while playing this.

  • @edoardopetrella5962
    @edoardopetrella5962 2 роки тому +7

    "Frittata per tutti!" I'm spitting my lungs 🤣🤣🤣

  • @electricVGC
    @electricVGC 2 роки тому +15

    We need a Quebec run

    • @JanneELE
      @JanneELE 2 роки тому

      I was about to comment the same!

  • @greenacadian4197
    @greenacadian4197 2 роки тому +5

    Best of luck on your saxophone purchase!

  • @hellshing4866
    @hellshing4866 2 роки тому +2

    Real Crusader Hours 2 where Koifish destroys the heretic protestant states. 😌

  • @kevinverzee8873
    @kevinverzee8873 2 роки тому +2

    And so speaketh the prophet through the gospel of Koifish: turn the other cheek and let rip the grenade

  • @mr.bruhgfjghdf2210
    @mr.bruhgfjghdf2210 2 роки тому +3

    All hail the holy Kingfish

  • @kelthuzad4634
    @kelthuzad4634 2 роки тому +1

    i find the lack of molestation jokes per minute lacking KOIFISH

  • @EoganachtaMor
    @EoganachtaMor 2 роки тому +1

    "You've heard about Finding Nemo, but what about Finding Nero."

  • @seniorchiefdt1512
    @seniorchiefdt1512 2 роки тому +3

    These are Koifish's best videos, I cannot wait until he plays mexico. Viva Mexico!

    • @seniorchiefdt1512
      @seniorchiefdt1512 2 роки тому +1

      Edit: playing pirates again would be great. Beating a dead horse, yes, but cool.

    • @mazzaropi2713
      @mazzaropi2713 2 роки тому

      @@seniorchiefdt1512 ua-cam.com/video/bisRe1YfEhY/v-deo.html

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 роки тому +1

    Pius VI starts at age 72. 72 being the number of God.
    Very good.

  • @CaptainTalion
    @CaptainTalion 2 роки тому +2

    I just found a random comment on a random video from Koifish and the next second he uploads a video….

  • @francisconolasco8386
    @francisconolasco8386 2 роки тому +1

    Ah yes, kills an entire army - cries dona nobis pacem.

  • @WelcomeToDERPLAND
    @WelcomeToDERPLAND 2 роки тому

    ----not renaming Instanbul back to Constantinople/Byzantium
    Bruh, disliked.

  • @thegreendragoninn8730
    @thegreendragoninn8730 2 роки тому +1

    FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD!
    FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!

  • @StormIard
    @StormIard 2 роки тому +1

    You forgot Sardiania/Cagliari 😅

  • @BigBossXCV
    @BigBossXCV 2 роки тому +1

    Papal states and Holy Roman Empire are two different things. Papal states had always only the center of Italy

  • @Sebastian-zq5rr
    @Sebastian-zq5rr 2 роки тому +3

    I love u my little fish

  • @adsongomes185
    @adsongomes185 2 роки тому +1

    hey koifish can you make a real hours with the mod between empire (is for mound and blade)

  • @RobotGoose
    @RobotGoose 2 роки тому

    16:10 ..you say this as I'm a multi-year subscriber and is currently investingating a gluten intolerance, cmon man :|

  • @pakaso777
    @pakaso777 3 місяці тому

    11:10 Jerusalem is also the holy land of Islam though there are three holy lands in Islam: Mecca, Medina, Jerusalem

  • @helly9748
    @helly9748 2 роки тому +1

    Wait is it re-upload?

  • @Master-Bait
    @Master-Bait 2 роки тому

    so you're swede huh?
    so ever think about playing total warhammer as norsca and worship the chaos gods?

  • @holdencross5904
    @holdencross5904 2 роки тому

    I just find it extremely funny how exaggerated you pronounce those Italian names.

  • @Celdaric
    @Celdaric 2 роки тому

    4th time's the charm right? hehehehehe
    *sniffles*
    It's not gonna work *FeelsBadMan*

  • @ludmilacascaval1668
    @ludmilacascaval1668 2 роки тому

    MAKE REAL PORTUGUESE HOURS (real cod hours) NEXT PLEASE

  • @caos1925
    @caos1925 2 роки тому +1

    ah how could you miss the joking pun of bombarding lombard?

  • @alexlower505
    @alexlower505 2 роки тому

    Blue + Red = Purple.
    I guess not everyone can pass kindergarten...

  • @EpleGoesInsane
    @EpleGoesInsane 2 роки тому +1

    Hes a saint?!?!

  • @CreativeOven
    @CreativeOven 2 роки тому

    Like if latin of koi fish is better than most priests ahahahha

  • @Invistican
    @Invistican 2 роки тому +1

    another tw:e video les go

  • @OzymandiasJeeff
    @OzymandiasJeeff 2 роки тому

    Anyone of the issue of empire crashing when trying to save your game

  • @edenender
    @edenender 2 роки тому

    Try to play with the Crimeean Khanate. That is a real provocation

  • @music-lv3dl
    @music-lv3dl Рік тому

    Guys, we still haven’t heard from Steven

  • @luniswilken1839
    @luniswilken1839 2 роки тому

    Play for once the Imperial splendour mod. Pleas.

  • @KometVonHelvetien
    @KometVonHelvetien 2 роки тому +1

    Komet, Komet the Swiss man is Evil Komet.

  • @gabrielfurtado1334
    @gabrielfurtado1334 2 роки тому

    Master Koifish, what mods you are using?

  • @swedishspel
    @swedishspel 2 роки тому

    Saxophone livestream when koifish??

  • @freakles9311
    @freakles9311 2 роки тому

    6:56 - "Quattro stagioni!!!" cracked me up xD

  • @fortdimitri2365
    @fortdimitri2365 2 роки тому

    Even if you kill Turks you said the I word so it is dislike

  • @karolgoofit7901
    @karolgoofit7901 2 роки тому

    I think you should've say nomen mihi koifish est.

  • @LordEjnar
    @LordEjnar 2 роки тому

    The Turks living in Armenia got to me :D

  • @therussiangmodplayer7012
    @therussiangmodplayer7012 2 роки тому

    When you finally play foxhole koifish, I recommend to you the colonial side the Other side is not sooo friendly we could say

  • @sygueurdessine3613
    @sygueurdessine3613 2 роки тому

    This kind of videos could almost make me forget how awful Empire total war is

  • @stefanstoyanov2126
    @stefanstoyanov2126 Рік тому

    I love the koifish self related jokes! 15:15

  • @centurionedward2934
    @centurionedward2934 2 роки тому

    What mod do you use for the drummer Corps?

  • @TheEgyptian
    @TheEgyptian 2 роки тому +1

    OH NO NOT THE POPE

  • @siraidanofmayo7678
    @siraidanofmayo7678 2 роки тому

    I can't tell if koifish is catholic or not

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 2 роки тому +3

    Koifish, you better give us real sax hours, I want to watch that.

  • @nvmtt
    @nvmtt 2 роки тому

    4th times the charm...................(OO)F!

  • @EdinProfa
    @EdinProfa 2 роки тому

    What mod is this

  • @fujipuff5328
    @fujipuff5328 2 роки тому +1

    Another Koi fish video another day uplifted

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 роки тому

      I try my best :D

  • @fluffydestroyerofworlds2465
    @fluffydestroyerofworlds2465 2 роки тому

    0:36 oh i cant wait for him to make the catholic state no longer that holy, or based in rome

  • @f.b.i6416
    @f.b.i6416 2 роки тому

    Is this a me thing or is it normal for me to destroy the ottomans in like 7-8 turns

  • @lanleskovec8697
    @lanleskovec8697 2 роки тому

    I'm getting a wird sence of deja-vu, it's almost like koifish has already done a crusade themed empire total war as malta

  • @Dirk_Daring
    @Dirk_Daring 2 роки тому

    Bellissimo sentirti parlare italiano 🤣🤣

  • @leonardolopez9659
    @leonardolopez9659 2 роки тому

    G day for GEESUS KRISTE

  • @fitzwaren
    @fitzwaren 2 роки тому

    15 MINUTES GANG IS HERE !

  • @low_qualitygamer
    @low_qualitygamer 2 роки тому

    YES

  • @jarrodtrainor5179
    @jarrodtrainor5179 2 роки тому

    Still awaiting the time Koi Fish finally plays Pikemen Only.

  • @spacefonz949
    @spacefonz949 2 роки тому

    It was a shame that you had to kill Komet in the rebellion.

  • @odinvonjutland9086
    @odinvonjutland9086 2 роки тому

    Hey Koifish when will we get Real Viking Hours with Norway re Conquering Iceland and Vinland

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 роки тому

      Already done that one :)

  • @yeoldegent8140
    @yeoldegent8140 2 роки тому

    But what if I'm already gluten intolerant?

  • @efegurkangungor2741
    @efegurkangungor2741 2 роки тому

    KOIFISH NO

  • @9_krisnananda252
    @9_krisnananda252 2 роки тому

    Raid shadow legend

  • @Matthew-ds5uy
    @Matthew-ds5uy 2 роки тому

    Nobody expects the Mexican inquisition 😂

  • @jpanda79
    @jpanda79 2 роки тому

    Wisconsin mentioned

  • @TheEgyptian
    @TheEgyptian 2 роки тому

    50 seconds ago???

  • @markomastilovic6424
    @markomastilovic6424 2 роки тому

    5:51
    Love it
    Haha

  • @Zygmunto
    @Zygmunto 2 роки тому

    Steven be like: Aight imma head out.

  • @cossackstate6106
    @cossackstate6106 2 роки тому

    koifish for pope

  • @johnsmith-wi2cb
    @johnsmith-wi2cb 2 роки тому

    I love Gesus

  • @yaboipalps8616
    @yaboipalps8616 2 роки тому

    can i get a link to his medieval flute music ?

  • @yaboipalps8616
    @yaboipalps8616 2 роки тому

    what is the specific version of land of cotton his playing

  • @falan9103
    @falan9103 2 роки тому

    very noice

  • @1992zorro
    @1992zorro 2 роки тому

    SPAIN ?!?!

  • @engrinis6344
    @engrinis6344 2 роки тому

    COAIFISH

  • @_Kumacz_
    @_Kumacz_ 2 роки тому

    The greatest of ranged tactics
    The Crossfire

  • @agustinjohnpeters.6619
    @agustinjohnpeters.6619 2 роки тому

    nice

  • @theanomaly527
    @theanomaly527 2 роки тому

    We shall remember Steven forever

  • @vidasseikis7228
    @vidasseikis7228 2 роки тому

    nice vid koi kip it up love you

  • @FriendlyArchpriest
    @FriendlyArchpriest 2 роки тому

    DEUS VULT!

  • @zaoda1357
    @zaoda1357 2 роки тому

    rimes

  • @wilhelm992
    @wilhelm992 2 роки тому

    Sabaton ftw

  • @saltamuertosturambar4050
    @saltamuertosturambar4050 2 роки тому

    Love your content man

  • @josephquinnswolin3500
    @josephquinnswolin3500 2 роки тому

    Koifish never fails