Real Cherokee Hours - Total War

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  • Опубліковано 24 сер 2024
  • REAL CHEROKEE HOURS have begun in Empire Total War!
    So join me, Koifish, as I conquer my way through America, Europe, Spain and MORE as the amazing Cherokee Nation, everyone's favorite Warpath Tribals! But I'm NOT playing Warpath, instead doing a great campaign! Long live Cherokee Tribe! Traveling all over the world in search for glory, It's nothing but the finest of bowmen, tomahawk warriors and the power of the CHEROKEE!
    This was voted on by my viewers! Make sure to leave a like and tell me down bellow what I should play next! And do subscribe!
    Total War: Empire is one of my all time favorite games! The 1700's setting, the grand scale of the battles, the line battles, the historical accuracy, and yes, even the broken naval warfare!
    So join me, as I play Empire Total War with the mod Minor Factions Revenge, that unlocks all minor factions and makes them playable! And yes, even the Ottoman Empire, Russia and the Cherokee Nation!
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    Video Title: Real Cherokee Hours - Total War
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 313

  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  3 роки тому +125

    *REAL CHAIR-O-KEY HOURS*
    WE ARE BACK, IN EMPIRE! And today we play as everyone's favorite Tribe: The Cherokee Nation! So make sure to CLICK that like button and subscribe!
    *Czech out the Koifish Merch!* freshmerch.fm/collections/koifish

  • @Br0leg
    @Br0leg 3 роки тому +447

    who would win, a clown car or a small house filled with at least 440 chereokees

    • @combatarcher3101
      @combatarcher3101 3 роки тому +2

      This gonna be bad.
      Who do you think the clowns were.

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 роки тому

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

  • @DargorShepard
    @DargorShepard 3 роки тому +356

    Now I get to see my ancestors led by a swedish man. Thank you very much spotted fish.

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 роки тому +2

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

  • @Alfred_Leonhart
    @Alfred_Leonhart 3 роки тому +470

    Honestly if I were to choose a people to conquer the world with it would be an army of Florida men

    • @JulianO-um5ik
      @JulianO-um5ik 3 роки тому +3

      Mod?

    • @zackamor8043
      @zackamor8043 3 роки тому +3

      What have you been smoking

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 роки тому +3

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

    • @Mozzarella_Cheese_Addict
      @Mozzarella_Cheese_Addict 3 роки тому +3

      I mean, they have the Cherokee. Do they have the Seminole?

    • @poley099
      @poley099 2 роки тому +2

      @@zackamor8043 nothing, they would be so dumb they would listen to every order you make, no matter how dumb

  • @nosaczzgrupyetnicznejnaz4089
    @nosaczzgrupyetnicznejnaz4089 3 роки тому +378

    Cherokee irl: Attacking from ambushes and basically very defensive
    Cherokee in Total War: Red Army's grandpa

    • @gayanudugampola8973
      @gayanudugampola8973 3 роки тому +13

      You know sometimes a good offense makes the best defense.

    • @combatarcher3101
      @combatarcher3101 3 роки тому +16

      If smol pox didn't kill 90% it woulda been like that

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 роки тому

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

    • @FieldMarshalYT
      @FieldMarshalYT 3 роки тому +6

      Red Army didnt just use hordes in WW2, this is a myth.

    • @combatarcher3101
      @combatarcher3101 3 роки тому +3

      @@FieldMarshalYT storta, it wasn't doctrine, but more a "we've got nothing better" . Comparative to the tactics employed else where it was "horde warfare" instead of 7 guys droped on a bridge in fance or 10 tanks and 2 hundo men or just 20 tanks. The sovet tactics devolved to mass charges involing hundreds of men, due to being out guned, out planed, out maneuvered and out industried. It was a war the Soviets would have most likely lost on thier own orf if the did win, it would be thier last

  • @kadmelsanxo5736
    @kadmelsanxo5736 3 роки тому +225

    "Today is the Día de las Muertos... the día when you muertos"... Koifish, i love you! Lmao

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 роки тому

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

  • @Lowco5
    @Lowco5 3 роки тому +102

    3:53 Spain actually had a space program, just search for Carrero Blanco. He died in the first and only mission.

  • @GhostCryProductions
    @GhostCryProductions 3 роки тому +179

    Reads: Cherokee.
    Koifish: Share-okie.
    Me: Chair-o-key.

    • @danielrobertson2154
      @danielrobertson2154 3 роки тому +3

      Meh doesn't matter, the Chairokey probably didn't even call themselves that anyway.

    • @tootpic2259
      @tootpic2259 3 роки тому

      Chair not oke

    • @xLionsxxSmithyx
      @xLionsxxSmithyx 3 роки тому +2

      cheery-oikay

    • @volpelastname6951
      @volpelastname6951 3 роки тому +1

      @@danielrobertson2154 Jalagi; Cherokee is pretty close

    • @YunsAvatar
      @YunsAvatar 3 роки тому

      As one of the people who corrected him last time, I am good enough with his attempt.

  • @aidanthompson2863
    @aidanthompson2863 3 роки тому +78

    “I can only speak Swedish.” He says in perfect English lol

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 роки тому

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

  • @duncan7593
    @duncan7593 3 роки тому +38

    Cherokees with the help of Florida men liberation Ireland from the British. Never seen anything more beautiful in my life.

  • @arkadyromanov7803
    @arkadyromanov7803 3 роки тому +73

    "We have taken the worst of places - Florida!" - I laughed.

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 роки тому

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

  • @samwich1445
    @samwich1445 3 роки тому +37

    “Mippippissi” -koi fish 2021

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 роки тому

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

  • @fahadalghamdi9316
    @fahadalghamdi9316 3 роки тому +28

    "crazy Swedish man leads an army of Cherokee Florida men into world conquest!"
    Truly more horrifying/glorious than any dystopian/Utopian novel could ever hope to reach!

    • @matthewjohnson4583
      @matthewjohnson4583 3 роки тому +1

      In Hell on Wheels there is a part where a Swedish man tries to do that. Small but humorous part of the show

    • @whatser4622
      @whatser4622 2 роки тому

      The new Fallout DLC sounding wild

  • @derpco.69420
    @derpco.69420 2 роки тому +4

    Imagine being a Irish framer just minding your own business to see a giant British army March in then get beat by a bigger army owned by a primitive nation that you never heard of

  • @Xamudan
    @Xamudan 3 роки тому +42

    im a 16th Cherokee and a 16th Iroquois , this pleases me greatly...wait, im mostly white...

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 роки тому

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

  • @robertcurry389
    @robertcurry389 3 роки тому +20

    Thank you Mr. Koifish! I am so glad there’s people like you in UA-cam who listen to their audience. You’ve made my ancestors proud. Although confused, proud nonetheless.

  • @ivintardoni6349
    @ivintardoni6349 3 роки тому +18

    Next episode: Chereokee in India and Turkey, cause they'll get their turkeys and fight for the title of india

  • @jimmalone4309
    @jimmalone4309 3 роки тому +6

    The Cherokee liberating Ireland, yeah fuck it ill take it lol

  • @amerrackhunter3913
    @amerrackhunter3913 3 роки тому +15

    Imagine being an Irishman and looking out your window to see a massive army of Native Americans marching through your town. That would be a very odd Monday xD

  • @hezekiahshedelbower9186
    @hezekiahshedelbower9186 3 роки тому +7

    9:39
    "They're taking a defensive position which is useless because we dont shoot"
    A few moments later
    "POINT BLANK THE BASTARDS"

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 3 роки тому +12

    Why Koifish is so awesome #42069
    He actually reads comments from losers like me and tries to pronounce it right.
    #42070
    When he still does it wrong, it's in the funniest way.

  • @shanekearney7819
    @shanekearney7819 3 роки тому +8

    "Yankee doodle had a feather in his hat and called it pasta"

  • @kunturkusilla1933
    @kunturkusilla1933 3 роки тому +12

    He actually Using Star Wars clone comando musica makes it better.

    • @sigmaxxiv
      @sigmaxxiv 3 роки тому +5

      the Mandalorian lyrics actually makes it surprisingly fitting :D
      (side note: glad to see i wasn't the only one that noticed)

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 роки тому

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

    • @comicsans1689
      @comicsans1689 3 роки тому +1

      I thought I recognized the Republic Commando music. It fit quite nicely.

  • @obnoxiousbrit6875
    @obnoxiousbrit6875 3 роки тому +12

    You know it’s good when you hear koifish laugh

    • @obnoxiousbrit6875
      @obnoxiousbrit6875 3 роки тому +2

      @Hghhg H nah that’s kinda a boring speedrun idea cause he isn’t a meme. Like maybe an “it’s almost harvesting season” speedrun would be better

  • @netx421
    @netx421 3 роки тому +8

    I loved playing as natives in this

  • @officialcosmical
    @officialcosmical 3 роки тому +6

    Great to see other people still playing this game other than me

  • @tomasalvarado6630
    @tomasalvarado6630 3 роки тому +2

    This just made my day 300 times better also koifish speaking spanish 10/10

  • @alejandrochalco6893
    @alejandrochalco6893 11 місяців тому +1

    I now we a book about a crazy sweadish mercenary band joining drunk Florida men and Cherokees tribes against the American.

  • @Kalidoscope1230
    @Kalidoscope1230 3 роки тому +4

    If total war warhammer taught me anything, it’s that bows beat guns.
    What do you mean elves don’t exist?

  • @wayawendigo9557
    @wayawendigo9557 2 роки тому +1

    As a Cherokee this is historical accurate thank you koifish

  • @yunglacez2955
    @yunglacez2955 3 роки тому +21

    god i can just imagine what koifish is going to say.
    *3 minutes before this got launched.*

    • @pon4ik725
      @pon4ik725 3 роки тому

      Man dis sounds so dumb

  • @paradoxofmind
    @paradoxofmind 3 роки тому +1

    If the 18th century Muskogee family of tribes had the numbers of 16th century Mesoamerica, maybe they would have arrayed similarly to a hybrid Mesoamerican army with cavalry on the battlefield.

  • @theomorphical
    @theomorphical 3 роки тому +4

    Mr.Fish, you are one of the few people who I see in my subscriptions and instantly click on. Thank you for all your hard work, you are an awesome dude 😎

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 роки тому +3

      Thanks my dude >:D

  • @hawkingstar1698
    @hawkingstar1698 2 роки тому +1

    I love the smell of florida-man gunpowder in the morning

  • @waluigiwah3264
    @waluigiwah3264 3 роки тому +1

    Famed American Statesman, Alexander Hamilton, killed by a cherokee cavalry charge in the defense of Pennsylvania. Classic

  • @f3wbs
    @f3wbs 3 роки тому +1

    6:06 my favourite quote of his.

  • @lukeblondell6358
    @lukeblondell6358 3 роки тому +2

    Koifish, you seem like an incredibly happy man. That’s it. Thumbs up.

  • @marveyzing1495
    @marveyzing1495 3 роки тому +3

    everyone gangsta till the cherokee start doing reverse colonialism

  • @jamezyyylive292
    @jamezyyylive292 10 місяців тому

    "are we fighting the FUCKING WAR OF THE ROSES !!!" had me dying XD

  • @merdocpasta4230
    @merdocpasta4230 7 місяців тому

    6:07 Let me quote that: "Hard pounding gentlemen. Let´s see who pounds the longest." -Arthur Wellesly

  • @trombz2007
    @trombz2007 8 місяців тому

    "yankee doodle had a feather in his cap he called itttt passsttaa" I am dead 💀🤣

  • @ajax1475
    @ajax1475 3 роки тому +2

    3:25 Rage of the Shadow Warriors nice

  • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
    @directrulefromgamerchair3947 3 роки тому +2

    Chris Chan would be proud, go fulfil that anchuent prophecy

  • @FernanOrtega
    @FernanOrtega 3 роки тому +1

    "The coolest nation of this side of the Mippippissi river" 1:13
    lol

  • @cielopachirisu929
    @cielopachirisu929 3 роки тому +2

    Minor Factions’ Revenge is sooooo unstable it’s not funny.
    Mine crashed right around the time I started building my pan-continental Cherokee empire as well. No idea what caused it it just wouldn’t work :v

  • @someoneunknown9947
    @someoneunknown9947 3 роки тому +1

    alternative title: watch koifish masacre cherokees

  • @henrykkeszenowicz4664
    @henrykkeszenowicz4664 3 роки тому +1

    A Scandinavian leading native Americans to victory. Why do I get some alternate Vinland vibes?

  • @marcksman7896
    @marcksman7896 2 роки тому

    Yankee Doodle went to town
    A-riding on a pony,
    Stuck a feather in his cap
    And called it macaroni.

  • @daborinkid7279
    @daborinkid7279 3 роки тому +2

    As a native american, this video was in no way offensive and if any native feels offended i will colonize you

    • @timsellers4946
      @timsellers4946 3 роки тому

      So if a native colonizes a colonizer, would they still call it a colony or would they call it payback?

    • @daborinkid7279
      @daborinkid7279 3 роки тому +1

      @@timsellers4946 It will be called reparation

    • @timsellers4946
      @timsellers4946 3 роки тому

      @@daborinkid7279 sounds about right

  • @ardurabangarang7397
    @ardurabangarang7397 3 роки тому +1

    Holy shoot the comedy is so good.

  • @penttikoivuniemi2146
    @penttikoivuniemi2146 3 роки тому +25

    Ok, you have to be doing this pike-thing on purpose just to annoy me personally. Pike blocks like the ones in the game rose to prominence shortly after the war of the roses, that's too much of a pinpoint comment to be ignorance; you know well when the pike was popular and are just trolling.

    • @venator0405
      @venator0405 3 роки тому +7

      This entertains me greatly, you being targeted for annoyance like it's a drone strike.

  • @Warpstoner
    @Warpstoner 3 роки тому +3

    Mipipissi river
    - Koifish, 2021

  • @jawahrnamen42
    @jawahrnamen42 3 роки тому +1

    The sequel is a must

  • @miguelzuniga1776
    @miguelzuniga1776 3 роки тому +1

    You killed my ancestor in Florida, i shall avenge him in the name of the Zúñiga family

  • @alexhatfield4448
    @alexhatfield4448 3 роки тому

    "Miss I sip ee" you're welcome Nord.

  • @Alkron1
    @Alkron1 3 роки тому +1

    as a guy from NC we say chair-o-key XD

  • @yourlocalbi_lingual
    @yourlocalbi_lingual 3 роки тому +1

    I have a mid semester exam but I'll sacrifice 14 minutes to watch this video

  • @deutschamerikaner
    @deutschamerikaner 3 роки тому +1

    Koifish: *starts to speak English* I can only speak Swedish
    Me: bruh

  • @fdn1697
    @fdn1697 3 місяці тому

    When the Odin fills in for the Great Spirit:

  • @therealhistorybuff990
    @therealhistorybuff990 Рік тому

    The coolest tribe on this side of the OWIDFHNEWISOIDD river!

  • @jonatanlj747
    @jonatanlj747 3 роки тому +1

    "Lilla gubben- but on crack"
    My insides...

    • @jonatanlj747
      @jonatanlj747 3 роки тому

      @Hghhg H Lilla Gubben is the horse from the Swedish children's book Pippi Långstrump, or Pippi Longstocking in English. The horse looks similar to the one Koifish showed in the video, except less crackheady

  • @chesterzimmerman7752
    @chesterzimmerman7752 3 роки тому +2

    The native american are a scary force when they get to big and have huge armies

  • @klydejaydenalfonso9624
    @klydejaydenalfonso9624 Місяць тому

    its always so funny when he does the lalala i keep on thinking he is naitive

  • @Darek_B52
    @Darek_B52 3 роки тому

    Yes Koifish...take back the land o lakes.

  • @themangosteenman5818
    @themangosteenman5818 3 роки тому

    The Florida men only routed because flakka hadn't been invented yet

  • @patonyecla9201
    @patonyecla9201 3 роки тому

    Hey! Spanish subscriber here! I have to say you were wrong: our first space program was Carrero Blanco!

  • @wafflemr431
    @wafflemr431 3 роки тому

    This video is full of crack ........
    And I LOVE IT

  • @wargriffin5
    @wargriffin5 Рік тому

    By the end of this campaign, the national anthem was 'Indian Outlaw.' 😉

  • @kubotaisnice1895
    @kubotaisnice1895 3 роки тому +1

    Real cheese hours play as the Dutch

  • @TheRobRok
    @TheRobRok 3 роки тому +2

    3:54 "Spain space program"? In Spain we call it Carrero blanco :v

  • @Ashathefree8
    @Ashathefree8 3 роки тому +1

    I can hear “Indian reservation” by the Raiders already

  • @steffent.6477
    @steffent.6477 2 роки тому

    Superior numbers can win almost everything ^^

  • @Celdaric
    @Celdaric 3 роки тому

    Am subscribing, a fellow swede who can shitpost about the lives of men going to war with sticks and strings this gloriously deserves it 100 % :D

  • @darthrevan9499
    @darthrevan9499 3 роки тому

    Ah old good Koifish

  • @pakaso777
    @pakaso777 2 місяці тому

    8:38 All religions are go down? this region is becoming atheist! -Koifish

  • @johnchief270
    @johnchief270 2 роки тому

    One unit is like and entire tribe in some places now

  • @idioten222
    @idioten222 2 роки тому

    jävla bra videos du gör!

  • @ennil8278
    @ennil8278 3 роки тому

    Spain's space program XDD you make my day

  • @Ghoul_voice_acting
    @Ghoul_voice_acting Рік тому

    lets go my tribe in a video!

  • @jonyprepperisrael60
    @jonyprepperisrael60 3 роки тому

    Of course florida is turnnin athiest,once you recruited florida man god decided to leave florida

  • @JKHGAMING
    @JKHGAMING 3 роки тому

    As a person who is 7% Cherokee I approve

  • @SGWeber
    @SGWeber 3 роки тому

    Don't worry Koifish, we Americans can't pronounce Mispispippissippissippi either

  • @joshmendivil4613
    @joshmendivil4613 3 роки тому

    Man I'm in tear and its only 4mins in

  • @gerritt1130
    @gerritt1130 3 роки тому

    Koifish is insane

  • @overipecanine1485
    @overipecanine1485 3 роки тому

    There is an immense increase in the usage of Yankee Doodle in the world and it is fucking magnificant.

  • @fasiapulekaufusi6632
    @fasiapulekaufusi6632 3 роки тому

    If an empire ever grew from the natives of America, it would be from the Cherokee Nation.

  • @bayanbatu6848
    @bayanbatu6848 3 роки тому +2

    Day22. Still waiting Koifish to play Medieval 2 total war

  • @nock_5
    @nock_5 3 роки тому

    I'm a simple man. I hear Sea Shanty, I hit like.
    Well, actually you earned it way before that.

  • @gprime10
    @gprime10 3 роки тому

    Koifish is my favorite native

  • @FatBoiaFatCat
    @FatBoiaFatCat 3 роки тому +2

    I like how he keeps calling the British American. Lmao, you're playing the Americans at this point in time.

  • @jocabdh1986
    @jocabdh1986 3 роки тому

    The best UA-camr

  • @muzaffer4045
    @muzaffer4045 3 роки тому

    Please keep playing that save

  • @REX-gq6ur
    @REX-gq6ur 3 роки тому

    *Real KARAOKE Hours* - Total War

  • @tryhardyuvarlaki3179
    @tryhardyuvarlaki3179 3 роки тому

    im actually so fucking happy that he uploaded an etw video

  • @chocoboreinhardt3926
    @chocoboreinhardt3926 3 роки тому

    Nice to see the Swedish chef getting back to work

  • @luzmariachoquemoranes5713
    @luzmariachoquemoranes5713 3 роки тому +1

    The Ghost in the Trenches

  • @raptorbrotherhood766
    @raptorbrotherhood766 3 роки тому

    I my god I =ve been waiting for this, please do austria next

  • @capyisok
    @capyisok 6 місяців тому

    If britan deckared war on thr charokee nations the foilling Anglo zulu war will start in 1700 insted of in 1878

  • @talhahrashid5712
    @talhahrashid5712 3 роки тому

    My grandfather was Cherokee

  • @hahalikethismovie
    @hahalikethismovie 3 роки тому

    I do love going to a cheraoke bar to sing