DAVID HISLOP PEDALBOARD WALKTHROUGH 2024 | Part 1

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  • Опубліковано 27 гру 2024

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  • @DavidHislop
    @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +5

    Exclusive UA-cam Discount: Use code "DH15" for 15% OFF the courses for a limited time!
    Learn more: www.tonefactor.co/thetonecourse

    • @DavidCruz-xk8qi
      @DavidCruz-xk8qi 2 місяці тому

      what do you think of the new version of the strymon big sky?

  • @HerroYuy246
    @HerroYuy246 2 місяці тому +10

    YES MORE PEDALBOARD CONTENT!!!

  • @ajccenteno
    @ajccenteno 2 місяці тому +54

    We need an updated line 6 helix preset Mr. Hislop. 👀👀

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +52

      Planing on a new signature XR IR preset for the Helix, HX Stomp, & Pod Go soon!

    • @Justinzandermusic
      @Justinzandermusic 2 місяці тому +9

      And we need it very fast. Maybe before christmas😂

    • @vladislavostap7383
      @vladislavostap7383 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Justinzandermusicbetter before thanksgiving 😂

    • @Fabiozenarii
      @Fabiozenarii 2 місяці тому +2

      Fractal too

    • @matheusolguin
      @matheusolguin 2 місяці тому

      @@DavidHislopplease 🙅🏻‍♂️🎸🔥

  • @jframjams
    @jframjams 2 місяці тому +5

    Very refreshing to see/hear SSS style tones with dual tweeds. Rock on! 🤘

  • @bwrinn8
    @bwrinn8 19 днів тому +1

    I’m so thankful for this video. I was able to sell my Kilt V1 for a fairly absurd amount of money two days ago.🤙🏻

  • @pinstripe_pedals
    @pinstripe_pedals 2 місяці тому +1

    All the secrets revealed!! Thanks for taking our stuff along for the toanz! 🙏🙏🙏

  • @wallasnilton9462
    @wallasnilton9462 2 місяці тому +2

    Not just a video, a lesson!

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому

      The first session of many www.tonefactor.co/thetonecourse

  • @Fabiozenarii
    @Fabiozenarii 2 місяці тому

    The Father of us all has returned 🤩

  • @KristianLamar
    @KristianLamar 2 місяці тому +2

    Yessir!! Saw David’s board from the pit in RVA a week ago, and I leaned over to my lady and said look how massive that thing is! 😂😂 I was like see…. mine isn’t big… (and yall sounded fire!! Btw)
    I was getting “yeah it sounds amazing, but you still don’t need to add to yours” vibes 😂

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +1

      😂Thanks for coming out!

  • @Tony_Frost
    @Tony_Frost 2 місяці тому

    Finally, I’ve been leaving comments on each and every video last 3 years to keep posting educational stuff)
    Maybe you also want to do in the future video of songs you play with Brandon L, or songs you played/ing at church not just album songs you did, but covers of songs how you would play or played at Bethel for example in your unique style
    Please please please 🙏 ❤❤❤❤

  • @lex5029
    @lex5029 2 місяці тому

    Love the channel and the content here is always superb, but I wanted to take a moment to say that your production and editing team is AMAZING.

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +1

      Thank you! It's just Kenyon and I doing the filming and editing. Lots of work! 😂

  • @paulkibbe9358
    @paulkibbe9358 2 місяці тому +11

    Love your tone. Great stuff. $339 per course is a tough pill to swallow. Even the 15% discount makes it way out of my price range. Hoping it goes well for you.

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +7

      Thanks! and thanks for the feedback - I know the courses aren't the typical $97 price point of a lot of average stuff that is on the internet, but the content is definitely a premium product and we are super invested in it and proud of it. There are 30 hours of teaching and instruction, so when you do the math vs getting hour long lessons with any random teacher, it's actually an extremely reasonable price (and you get two instructors) - but again, I understand where you are coming from and appreciate the feedback!

    • @paulkibbe9358
      @paulkibbe9358 2 місяці тому +4

      @@DavidHislop I understand. You are paying for expertise for sure. The main difference with a random teacher is that it’s one on one time. That teacher would be working specifically with you to help shape your tone.
      I certainly think there’s a ton of valuable information that you share. I appreciate the time and effort you guys put in! For a Dad of four who just plays at church on Sundays, it may be a little over my head anyways. Lolol.
      Seriously great work though. Loved the pedalboard breakdown and I’ll watch everything you put out on here! Best of luck brother.

    • @KainanCSantos
      @KainanCSantos 27 днів тому

      I love David Hislop’s content! I really wanna buy the tone course, I think there’s a lot of good content and hard work to do it. but is too hard for me to pay all that price (I’m not from USA and I live in an underdeveloped country). Even a single course and 15% off is too much expensive for me living in a country where the dollar is worth six times my currency (and to compare, normal people in my country have a minimum wage of approximately 400 dollars).

  • @myronsamuels8798
    @myronsamuels8798 2 місяці тому +4

    Do you have any content on early stuff like how you got started playing, gear you started with, how you practiced. I'm just curious about how you got to where you are today.

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  Місяць тому

      We just released our Tone Course www.tonefactor.co/thetonecourse in which we teach everything relating to tone, but I don't have any videos noting how I get started or a walkthrough of my journey. Maybe I should do a youtube video on that...

  • @Alex-Pelchat
    @Alex-Pelchat 2 місяці тому

    You love to see it!!

  • @MattLawhonMusic
    @MattLawhonMusic 2 місяці тому

    Poly Chrome + golden era @ 41:10 is stunning. Great tones

  • @Stuxe_907
    @Stuxe_907 Місяць тому

    Kilt tone is goated

  • @KenyonReed2
    @KenyonReed2 2 місяці тому +2

    Epiccc 💪💪💪

  • @Yourcousinvinny.
    @Yourcousinvinny. 2 місяці тому +2

    Wanting to dive all in on my board like this is so temping but then I realize I’m just a volunteer at church lol

    • @VitinhooWBatera
      @VitinhooWBatera Місяць тому +1

      Well,are you giving your best offer to God? Think about that. It’s not about impressing people,it’s about giving your best to the one who gave it all. Forget about the others. 🙌🏼

  • @emmanueljoseph4783
    @emmanueljoseph4783 2 місяці тому +2

    Hey David, thanks for the great video! I’m curious about the amps you use-I've noticed that many guitarists are turning to TONEX these days. What’s your take on TONEX amps, and do you have any plans to incorporate them into your setup?

  • @thinkguitarr
    @thinkguitarr 2 місяці тому +1

    Absolut!

  • @jburdsinfuse
    @jburdsinfuse 2 місяці тому

    The Digitech Drop is the easiest thing I never thought of 🤦‍♂️…. amazing tip!!

  • @AdamLivesayCovers
    @AdamLivesayCovers 2 місяці тому

    Caught y’all on Friday in Richmond and it sounded incredible 🔥 definitely gonna need an update to the Helix patch soon! I’ve already swapped most of my IRs to the XR Benson and DC30 and it’s been incredible.

  • @jackprice7828
    @jackprice7828 Місяць тому

    In keeping my goal of a smaller pedalboard. I use the Retro Reel effect for that slight modulated fatter tone. By increasing the wow/flutter setting you get that nice modulated tone. I leave it on almost all the time.

  • @fried_dirt4327
    @fried_dirt4327 2 місяці тому +1

    Literally so happy!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @kikemarino6806
    @kikemarino6806 2 місяці тому +4

    bring the strats BACK to worship sir!!

  • @C.T.Productions
    @C.T.Productions 2 місяці тому +1

    I’ve been waiting for this board update video for foreverrrr !!

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +1

      @@C.T.Productions I know - it’s hereee!

  • @kyleevangelista12345
    @kyleevangelista12345 2 місяці тому

    Awesome video as always, David!
    Hope you can dive deeper on your strat and how you manage to play live. Im also using a strat and cant manage to use the 1-3-5 pickup positions as the hum makes it unplayable esp when using a heavier drive.

  • @ethan.hunter
    @ethan.hunter Місяць тому +1

    Any plans on a pedalboard recreation for the quad cortex? 🙏🙏

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  Місяць тому +2

      @@ethan.hunter yep! Stay tuned.

  • @3tanyaw
    @3tanyaw 2 місяці тому +1

    Cool stuff! But i think there’s some digital clipping especially in the drive sections?

  • @Just_virge
    @Just_virge 2 місяці тому

    Have you ever tried the radial dragster when you run wireless for loading the pickups?

  • @Tone_Factor
    @Tone_Factor 2 місяці тому +1

    LET"S GOOO ⚡

  • @davidrules90
    @davidrules90 2 місяці тому

    LETS GOOOO FINALLY!!! HYPED FOR THIS!!!

  • @will-dc8jk
    @will-dc8jk 2 місяці тому

    loved the video! there does seem to be a strange digital sound at 20:53. does the daily driver always do this?

  • @jdwilliams202000
    @jdwilliams202000 Місяць тому

    Why’d you take off the Lightspeed?

  • @oandrefelipe_
    @oandrefelipe_ 2 місяці тому +1

    Show de conteúdo 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 cadê os BR daqui ? 👀

  • @DaviMello
    @DaviMello 2 місяці тому +1

    You should tot create presets for the Quad Cortex

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +4

      Planning on making my first signature preset for the Cortext soon.

  • @Jerebear519
    @Jerebear519 Місяць тому

    What pickups are in the red veritas? Are they the el rayos?

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  Місяць тому

      @@Jerebear519 no, Fralin Modern PAF bridge, pure PAF neck since the summer of 2021. El Rayos and Cremas before that.

    • @Jerebear519
      @Jerebear519 Місяць тому

      @ oh alright thanks bro!

  • @blazehershey1266
    @blazehershey1266 2 місяці тому +1

    hey I was wondering what in ears do you use? And also what you would recommend for buying budgeted ones for like 300-700$

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +1

      I use '64 A12T's! About to get the 18T's. My first set was a V6S yeras ago. Highly recommend 64.

  • @seankerno
    @seankerno Місяць тому

    So i bought the DMC 4 v2… how do you get it to switch between batches? I can literally only get it to run through every channel but i love the way you did a batch

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  Місяць тому +1

      It's a custom firmware that was loaded by disaster area when I bought it years ago. Shoot them a message and see if you can get that file.

    • @seankerno
      @seankerno Місяць тому

      @ bro you’re a legend. I messaged them and they’ve already sent me the files

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  Місяць тому

      @seankerno great!

  • @cameroncarson2907
    @cameroncarson2907 2 місяці тому +2

    Thought you (or Kenyon. Couldn’t remember) switched to meris stuff. Why am I still seeing strymon?

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +2

      @@cameroncarson2907 I still rock the strymons.

  • @alexmontenegro7785
    @alexmontenegro7785 2 місяці тому

    Lord, have mercy! LOVE IT! Was just rehearsing for Sunday and the notification popped up 🤩

  • @samuelbatista1833
    @samuelbatista1833 Місяць тому

    incrível!

  • @lowercase3635
    @lowercase3635 2 місяці тому +10

    $740 for “the tone course” is just criminal.

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +9

      That's for the bundle (30 hours of content). Our individual Tone Courses (Pedalboard & Effects - Guitars, Pickups, & Hardware - Amps & Core Tone) are priced lower and about the cost of buying a pedal and all feature 8-14 hours of instruction. That's cheap vs the cost of paying for hourly lessons with a random teacher. The courses might not be for everyone, but well worth it for those that want further insight and understanding into how we do things. It's content I wish I had when I was starting out playing or even starting my journey to be a full time player. Those are the people we made it for.

    • @jbmeding
      @jbmeding 2 місяці тому

      @@DavidHislop 👊

    • @lowercase3635
      @lowercase3635 2 місяці тому +4

      @@DavidHislop that’s just out of touch man.

    • @Rubenvalente20
      @Rubenvalente20 2 місяці тому +1

      we’ll don’t buy it then. how can you tell if something is expensive if you never bought it and tried it?

    • @lowercase3635
      @lowercase3635 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Rubenvalente20 because most online lessons go for WAY less. Not to mention the free courses on UA-cam or just having a real life mentor. There’s no secret trick to getting good tone or getting good at guitar. It’s ridiculous to think that “you don’t know something is expensive”. Please just read your comment again.

  • @ejw3006
    @ejw3006 2 місяці тому

    Are you planning on updating your kemper presets anytime soon?

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому

      @@ejw3006 not my signature ones I released years ago. These new Tone Factor profiles are our best: www.tonefactor.co/kemper

  • @brandonprice3664
    @brandonprice3664 2 місяці тому

    Love your board, definitely an inspiration for me. I have a decent sized board, but I love yours. I love that you’re playing a Strat, a Strat MIM has been my home for a while, I’ve had other guitars but the Strat just feels right.

  • @sixstringsofsam
    @sixstringsofsam 2 місяці тому

    Most people would assume you would use a Mastermind pbc midi looper. Cool to see a simple looper and separate midi switcher

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому

      I have enjoyed this simple setup, but the RJM stuff does kick butt!

  • @michaeldarden1633
    @michaeldarden1633 2 місяці тому +1

    YOOOOOOOOOO LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • @n1colasfernandes
    @n1colasfernandes 2 місяці тому +1

    GOAT

  • @Jerebear519
    @Jerebear519 2 місяці тому

    What made you switch from the v1 to the v2?

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому

      @@Jerebear519 still have my V1 and prefer it - but just kicked it off to fit the other pedals. I only use the kilt maybe like 5% of the time with this set up.

    • @Jerebear519
      @Jerebear519 2 місяці тому

      @@DavidHislop oh ok… what do you think of the protein? does it stack up to the daily driver

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому

      @@Jerebear519 No not like the daily... I'd say it's closer to like a KOT as in its a more midrage focused drive. We use one in our "How to dial in drive pedals" session of our tone course.

  • @DeloreanDave
    @DeloreanDave 2 місяці тому

    Legend appreciate it! Found it hard to tell what drives are on for u main go to single note lead tone? Is it kilt stacked with daily driver? Is daily driver an always on? @DavidHislop

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +1

      The daily is pretty much an always on for me with this set up. The Daily Stacked with the Solodallas tower is my lead tone - if I need another flavor then I will do just the Kilt (no daily).

    • @DeloreanDave
      @DeloreanDave 2 місяці тому

      @@DavidHislop thanks man!

  • @sixstringsofsam
    @sixstringsofsam 2 місяці тому

    What pick are you using here? 😀

  • @eternalforce116
    @eternalforce116 Місяць тому

    Is it true that David just has Fender Fat '50's pickups in that Strat? Would love to know 🙏🏻

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  Місяць тому +1

      Yep! I think they sound great.

    • @eternalforce116
      @eternalforce116 Місяць тому

      @DavidHislop legend. thanks for the response man! 🙏🏼🙌🏼

  • @The8TrackChap
    @The8TrackChap 2 місяці тому

    How does the strat sound like a tele lol?

  • @Billywagner22
    @Billywagner22 2 місяці тому

    Is that a CS 56 Strat or a vintage one?

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому

      It's a build by Puleo Guitars! instagram.com/puleoguitars/?hl=en

  • @OhShrike
    @OhShrike 2 місяці тому

    Have you seen the new BigskyMX? ;)

  • @HerroYuy246
    @HerroYuy246 2 місяці тому

    Man that strat is so good!!

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому

      It's incredible. Been my #1 the past year or two. Shout out to Puleo Guitars!

  • @hiramgarcia475
    @hiramgarcia475 2 місяці тому +1

    Recently got a Puleo with your same specs. Love the guitar! Interested in the course to see about setting up amps 🤘🏼

  • @MattLawrence3
    @MattLawrence3 2 місяці тому

    So you have not made a Meris jump from the stryfecta? This is still fairly current? Asking for a friend…

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +1

      Yep, same board I’m on tour with right now.

    • @MattLawrence3
      @MattLawrence3 2 місяці тому

      @@DavidHislop love it bro! More Presets coming for the Strymon stuff?

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +1

      @@MattLawrence3 I’ll probably release the presets I am using with Brandon at some point

  • @ashtonb_416
    @ashtonb_416 2 місяці тому

    Its finally here!

  • @brandonwilliamsmusic_
    @brandonwilliamsmusic_ 2 місяці тому

    Awesome vid bro

  • @dancrowell2933
    @dancrowell2933 2 місяці тому

    The KOT is gone?

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +1

      I've never had A KOT on my board - but I have one in the studio!

  • @baglebites
    @baglebites 2 місяці тому

    Amazing

  • @alfonsoobando3616
    @alfonsoobando3616 2 місяці тому

    Can you sell your POG presets?

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +2

      I am working on getting a POG 3 then I can!

  • @jereguitar
    @jereguitar 2 місяці тому

    What Caps guitar?

  • @David_Perez06
    @David_Perez06 2 місяці тому

    Has kenyon switched to Meriz indefinitely? I have been thinking about going meris for delay and 'verbs as well.

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому

      Not sure if indefinitely but I know he is liking them!

  • @knoxtucker
    @knoxtucker 2 місяці тому

    Hey David! What is the best way to dial in drives for worship? i use the tonex with a KOT capture. Would the Tone Course cover anything like that at all?

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому

      Yes! We deep dive into how to dial in every aspect of your tone when it comes to pedals, amps, and guitars - we have a session specifically on how to dial in drive pedals. Check it out: www.tonefactor.co/thetonecourse

    • @HerroYuy246
      @HerroYuy246 2 місяці тому

      @@DavidHislopso glad to see this David!

  • @Nascarjohnny
    @Nascarjohnny 2 місяці тому

    Now I need an updated PodGo preset pack!

  • @matheusaredes6391
    @matheusaredes6391 2 місяці тому +1

    algum brasileiro pegando as dicas além de mim???

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +3

      Em breve ofereceremos esses cursos traduzidos para português e espanhol!

  • @Eholeleh
    @Eholeleh 2 місяці тому

    🔥🔥🔥

  • @rhettharrison3631
    @rhettharrison3631 2 місяці тому

    Oops thought I was subscribed... Thanks for the reminder!

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому

      hahah - thanks for the support and sub'ing!

  • @oleksandrk4853
    @oleksandrk4853 2 місяці тому

    Why no more Veritas?

    • @HerroYuy246
      @HerroYuy246 2 місяці тому

      Have more tone variety

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +2

      I still have my veritas guitars and love'em! They aren't going anywhere - I have just been changing things up the past year or two and going for different tones.

    • @oleksandrk4853
      @oleksandrk4853 2 місяці тому

      @@DavidHislop have you tried Elliott? What do you think about them?

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому

      @@oleksandrk4853 I have! They sound and feel great! I don't own any yet.

  • @Foosa7
    @Foosa7 2 місяці тому

    am I just drunk at 10am or do I not see the 'Tower" that you speak of ?😅

    • @Foosa7
      @Foosa7 2 місяці тому

      Oh lol it's pedalboard - adjacent

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому

      @@Foosa7 😂 Yep got it!

  • @Chadscooking
    @Chadscooking 2 місяці тому

    Sounds Beast🦾🎸🙌✨🔥☄️👏

  • @Ubi-o
    @Ubi-o 2 місяці тому

    Is this guy a Christian or he just a recording artist for them. I never see him on stage at their bethel church? Not sure how they do things.

    • @Jayyy_Wav
      @Jayyy_Wav 2 місяці тому

      That’s irrelevant. They’re true professionals at what they do (this) and how they practice their faith is personal.

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +2

      Yes, I am absolutely a believer and my faith in Jesus is everything. I moved from CA to Nashville this year so that is why you don't see me playing on the stream anymore, but I did for about 10 years. Check out some bethel set videos on my page I have uploaded.

    • @Ubi-o
      @Ubi-o 2 місяці тому

      @@DavidHislop good to know. May god be praised. Be blessed my brother and as always than you for everything you do for us worship leaders in the field. We would be lost without men and women like you.

  • @donkeevney
    @donkeevney 2 місяці тому

    Who are you ?

  • @Jonathandavidk
    @Jonathandavidk 2 місяці тому +1

    “Part 1” 😂

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому

      Part 1 of the full Pedalboard & Effects course! www.tonefactor.co/thetonecourse

  • @despinozaGtr
    @despinozaGtr 2 місяці тому

    😢

  • @JamesBond-uq8qo
    @JamesBond-uq8qo 2 місяці тому +1

    As soon as this video started, I got the chills and my nipples got extremely hard like diamonds

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +6

      Everyone responds differently

    • @Jayyy_Wav
      @Jayyy_Wav 2 місяці тому

      Chill diddy

  • @Itisswell
    @Itisswell 2 місяці тому +1

    I was one of the ones that wasn’t subscribed. I’m sorry

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +3

      hahaha thanks for the support and sub'ing!

  • @superman6210
    @superman6210 2 місяці тому

    I won't get those pedals, except one thanks

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +1

      hahah sick. Im so curious which you are gonna get?

    • @cassjoyberry
      @cassjoyberry 2 місяці тому +1

      @@DavidHislopVolume 😅

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +1

      @@cassjoyberry 😂

  • @flavioefabiani3497
    @flavioefabiani3497 2 місяці тому

    eu

  • @Ottophil
    @Ottophil 2 місяці тому

    I would use that for my satan worship

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +4

      I don’t think he deserves tone this good but right on brother

  • @johnbuell8035
    @johnbuell8035 2 місяці тому

    Can you actually play? Why would anyone want your ‘course’ when there’s no playing to show you have anything to teach?

    • @DavidHislop
      @DavidHislop  2 місяці тому +6

      Good question… I don’t think I’d have the gigs I have if I couldn’t play. It’s a course focused on tone - which does involve playing good and we talk about certain aspects of that but not theory. Tone is definitely in the hands, but it’s also in gear and how you set it up.

    • @Jayyy_Wav
      @Jayyy_Wav 2 місяці тому

      David and Kenyon aren’t your typical CCM guitar players bud maybe watch some of their other videos I think it’s public…

    • @johnbuell8035
      @johnbuell8035 2 місяці тому

      @@Jayyy_Wav Whatever. I don’t know what ‘CCM’ is supposed to mean, and I have no interest in watching more of their videos. I’m just making the point that if you’re trying to sell something guitar related, you need to show can play, so that people would actually want to learn from you. Not in other videos, not so that people have to go looking for it - right there in this video where you’re trying to sell something. I have no idea who these guys are or what they can do and it’s down them to demonstrate that if they expect to sell anything. What’s it like having your life dedicated to being a fanboy, jumping in to defend your crush when nobody’s talking to you, and spouting sarcastic rubbish? Bud.